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[Music]
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So.
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Let's get
to the lovin', huh?
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So, how about a little
mood music, huh?
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Zeppelin or foghat?
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Whatever.
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Laurie,
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are you okay?
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I'm sorry.
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I guess I'm just
not into it today.
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Actually,
I feel like talking.
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Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah.
I'll try anything once.
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Well, it's just...
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Lately I feel like all
my friends are away at school
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and I'm the only one here,
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and I just feel like
this huge failure.
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Laurie,
don't be silly.
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Failures are ugly,
and you're hot.
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That's true.
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Yeah.
Thanks, kelso.
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I guess it all started
in junior high.
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That's when a girl really
defines who she is.
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You know what I mean?
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So, we're talking
some more?
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I really want to talk.
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Okay.
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Guess I'll put my shirt back
on so we can talk some more.
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Great.
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Yeah. Super.
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Look at this ad, red.
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They're opening a pricemart
right in our own town.
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$14.95 for a toaster.
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Can you believe it?
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No, I can't.
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I bought that
very same toaster
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in your store
for twice that.
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Yeah, that's my point.
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That you screwed me?
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Red, $14.95 is
below my cost.
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This pricemart could
put me out of business.
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Hey, they're hiring.
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Red, you can't.
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These giant corporations
come into town,
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they destroy little
businesses like mine.
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They're evil.
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Yeah, I guess
that's true.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Where is the food?
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Eric, you should give
your refrigerator
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to people who have food.
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Look at this.
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Hamburger helper.
Tuna helper.
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A can of beets?
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Oh, gross. I will not
eat a darn beet.
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You know what, forman?
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Your dad better
get a job, and soon.
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'Cause I'm starving
here.
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I'll tell him
you said that.
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Michael,
it's not polite
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to remind
poor people
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that they're po--
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less fortunate.
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We're not less fortunate.
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We're just on a budget.
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Well, it is a hell
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of a tiny budget.
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Oh, that's not funny.
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That's sad.
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Hey, kelso, eat that.
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All right. Green jell-o.
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Hey, Jackie, try some.
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I heard green stuff
makes you horny.
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Michael, that only works
with green m&ms. Duh.
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Nuh-uh. It's
everything green.
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Right, Donna?
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Actually, kelso,
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you know what really
makes you horny?
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Beets.
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Yeah, right.
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No, it's true. I saw it
on 60 minutes, man.
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Beet farmers with,
like, 10, 15 kids.
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Man, how's come everything good
for you always tastes so bad.
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I'm trying it.
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Michael, honey,
don't eat our beets.
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Yeah, you know, Michael,
Mrs. Forman's right.
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You're horny enough
as it is.
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Sometimes, I wish
you had two girlfriends.
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Oh, my god.
Are you serious?
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What?
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Nothing.
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I get it, Bob.
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Kitty, I'm getting
a job at pricemart.
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And I guess I've just been
too concerned
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with the needs
of others,
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and I haven't thought
enough about myself.
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Kelso?
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Yeah, yeah. Listening.
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So, what do you think?
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Well, uh, i--
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agree?
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Really?
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Yeah!
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Okay, I mean, everything
you said makes so much sense.
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So, who wants sex?
I know I do!
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Kelso, I'm feeling
really close to you.
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And I think I want
a relationship.
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Yes. That's what I want.
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A sexual relationship.
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No, no, I mean I want more
from you than just sex.
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Don't be silly, Laurie.
Sex is enough for any woman.
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Kelso, I want an emotional
relationship.
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Exactly! We both want a sexually
emotional relationship.
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This pricemart looks like
a heck of an outfit, kitty.
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Yeah, maybe I should go down
there and get a job, too.
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Eric, when your father's
in a good mood,
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what do I say?
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No talking?
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Thank you.
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Eric, I've told you.
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Your job is
to study hard,
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get good grades,
get a scholarship,
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go to college
and move away.
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End of discussion.
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Then how come Hyde
gets to have a job?
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Because, forman,
you have potential.
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Whereas I'll be a success
if I stay out of jail.
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Exactly!
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Oh, no, Steven,
that is not true.
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It's just it's
a little different
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because he doesn't
have any parents.
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Oh, my god. I don't
have any parents?
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Okay, okay. Wish me luck.
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Okay, good luck, honey.
Good luck.
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Knock 'em dead.
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Man, what's his problem?
I just want to help out.
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Well, I am sorry, Eric,
but I agree with your father.
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School is your job.
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Oh, and also to be my
precious little baby boy.
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Mom! We talked
about this.
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I'm not a boy
anymore. I'm a man.
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Shut up, Hyde.
I am a man!
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Fine.
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My precious little
baby man.
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Oh, man.
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You are so lucky your
mom's a runaway alcoholic.
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I must say, red. I am very
impressed with your experience.
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Well, thank you,
Mr. Herbison.
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Oh, call me Ted, red.
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Hey, Ted, red.
That's funny.
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Oh, yeah. It is.
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I didn't catch
it there at first,
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but then whoop!
That's funny.
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Now I see you're applying
for our supervisor position.
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What would you say if I
offered you a job right now?
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I'd say let's break out
the champale.
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Great, 'cause we're
hiring cashiers.
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You get your
own smock.
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I'm not a cashier, Ted.
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I'm management.
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Okay. Then we'll
let you know.
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So, uh, red, Ted. That's
pretty funny, though.
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On second thought,
it's not that funny.
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Red, come and eat
your dinner.
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Shh! Not hungry.
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Hey, what's going on?
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Shh! Red's waiting
for a phone call.
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Oh.
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[Crunch]
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All: Shh!
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Sorry.
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You know, that phone
hasn't rung all damn day.
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Maybe it's broken.
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No, it's not broken.
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No, it's not broken.
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Oh! Damn! They could
have called right then,
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got a busy signal, moved on
to the next guy on the list.
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Oh, man! I just screwed
myself out of a job!
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[Telephone rings]
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Wait, red! Wait!
Let it ring.
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You don't want
to seem desperate.
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Right.
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Eric, if this is one of
your dumb-ass friends,
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you better start running.
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Please don't be kelso.
Please don't be kelso.
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Hello.
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It's pricemart!
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Yes.
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This is the forman
residence.
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You have good news?!
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Yeah.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay then.
Thanks for calling.
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So what's
the good news?
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Well, the good news is...
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Eric got a job
at pricemart.
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Run, honey. Run.
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Man, red went
ballistic on me.
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I mean I want to keep
the job, but...
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I really don't want to
wear my ass for a hat.
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'Cause, you know,
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he said he could do that,
and I believe him.
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Come on, forman.
Fight the power, man.
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That way I can have your
room after red kills you.
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Although I'm not sure
an ass hat is fatal.
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You know what would
be a good job for me?
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Gigolo.
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The lovin' is over,
now pay me.
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So, Laurie's been talking
a lot lately, right?
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She's saying she
wants a relationship...
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You know, and I kept
waiting for the dirty part,
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but the dirty part
never came.
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Kelso, I have a real
problem here, okay?
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I'd like to talk
about that.
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Right.
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You know, dating two girls
wasn't supposed to be like this.
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You know, it was
supposed to be like...
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[Music]
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So, do you want to talk?
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No way, I just want
to fool around.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yes!
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Oh, talking is stupid.
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You know, I'll
just wait quietly
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until you and Laurie
are done.
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Have fun.
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Well, thanks, babe.
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You know what?
Feel free to jump in.
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Hey, kelso, you mind if I join
in your sexy circle, too?
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Well, why not?
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All Eric ever
wants to do is talk.
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I told you he
was a loser.
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I know.
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I mean, how am I
supposed to talk
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when I don't
have a thought
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in my pretty little
red head?
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See, Michael?
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Donna's just as
empty-headed as we are.
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Oh, Donna, you'll make
a great addition
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to our sexy circle.
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All right, ladies. There's
just one rule here.
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There are no
bras allowed.
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All: Yay!
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See, that's pretty sweet, huh?
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What do you think?
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[Clears throat]
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I think it makes
your ass look big.
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You know, I just don't know why
my dad doesn't want me to work.
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I mean, yeah,
I'm a real bad boy, Donna.
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My big teenage rebellion
is to get a job.
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Ooh, you never know what
I'm going to do next.
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Oh, my god, look out.
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He's got insurance.
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You know I think it'll be
great when you get a job.
260
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:50,412
Maybe on our dates we won't
have to just sit in the car.
261
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,331
Maybe we can actually
drive somewhere
262
00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:55,125
and maybe,
I don't know, eat?
263
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:59,421
Or maybe I can get my own
popcorn at the movies.
264
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:02,382
You're a dreamer.
265
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,137
Yeah, you know what?
266
00:14:07,304 --> 00:14:09,806
I'm going to keep the job.
267
00:14:09,973 --> 00:14:12,100
Wow, you're like
a rebel without a cause...
268
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,519
But with a cause.
269
00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:17,189
And a smock.
Right.
270
00:14:19,649 --> 00:14:21,151
You got to hide me.
271
00:14:21,318 --> 00:14:23,111
Laurie: Kelso,
are you down there?
272
00:14:23,278 --> 00:14:25,822
Crap! I'm not here.
273
00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,577
Have you seen kelso?
274
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,037
Why, yes, I have.
275
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,830
He's hiding from
you in the shower.
276
00:14:33,997 --> 00:14:36,083
Oh!
277
00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,088
Hi.
278
00:14:41,254 --> 00:14:42,506
Guess what!
279
00:14:42,672 --> 00:14:44,299
I just found my
eighth grade diary.
280
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:46,843
Come on,
I'll read it to you.
281
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,220
Great!
282
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,680
Hey, forman.
283
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:55,936
Good news, red.
284
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:59,773
I just took cosmo's "10 ways to
please your man in bed" test
285
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:04,361
and I got 9 out of 10.
286
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,405
But I didn't get number 3
because I'm a nurse
287
00:15:06,571 --> 00:15:10,117
and number 3 is icky.
288
00:15:16,456 --> 00:15:18,208
I can't believe that Eric.
289
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,876
Oh, I think working
is important
290
00:15:20,043 --> 00:15:21,378
to Eric's self-esteem,
291
00:15:21,545 --> 00:15:22,838
and I really don't think
it's a big deal.
292
00:15:23,004 --> 00:15:25,674
But he only got a job, kitty,
because I don't have one.
293
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,759
And no son of mine
is going to work
294
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:30,095
and screw up his chances
to go to a good college
295
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,347
'cause I can't
carry the load.
296
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:35,142
I should have taken that
crummy cashier's job.
297
00:15:35,308 --> 00:15:36,726
Oh, now what kind
of talk is that?
298
00:15:36,893 --> 00:15:38,603
You deserve
to be supervisor.
299
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:40,063
In fact, the red forman
I know
300
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:43,233
would march right down
there and fight for it.
301
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,026
I've been out of work
for 6 months.
302
00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:47,946
I can't afford to fight
right now, kitty.
303
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,490
I've got to take
their crappy offer
304
00:15:50,657 --> 00:15:54,494
and smile like
a jackass while I do it.
305
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,706
Red, I don't think
your smile is going to--
306
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,541
oh, I'm going
for a walk.
307
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:02,002
Well, wait a minute,
honey.
308
00:16:02,711 --> 00:16:04,463
You know what, we can
split a bottle of wine,
309
00:16:04,629 --> 00:16:08,300
and I'll give
number 3 a shot.
310
00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:19,728
That was a close one.
311
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,863
Did you quit that job?
312
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,448
Dad, I want
to keep that job.
313
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,742
Well, it's
a tough world, Eric.
314
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,285
And people don't always
get what they want.
315
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:38,038
Especially you.
316
00:16:38,955 --> 00:16:41,666
Dad, I'm pretty sure I'm not
backing down on this one.
317
00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:46,588
You're not?
318
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,007
Oh, no.
319
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,261
Well, I guess
you win, then.
320
00:16:54,429 --> 00:16:56,515
Dad, you always tell me
never to back down.
321
00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:57,807
Don't back down.
322
00:16:57,974 --> 00:16:59,267
Formans never back down.
323
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:01,561
And now you're
telling me to back down?
324
00:17:01,728 --> 00:17:04,606
Well, dad, I can only conclude
that you're insane.
325
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,858
You think that's funny?
326
00:17:07,025 --> 00:17:08,276
Well, you know, maybe
not in the traditional
327
00:17:08,443 --> 00:17:09,861
ha ha sense,
328
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,780
but, you know,
it's kind of...
329
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,281
Look, I've got to go.
330
00:17:13,448 --> 00:17:15,158
You know, you're going
to look real funny
331
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,535
when you're wearing...
332
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:19,788
Both: Your ass for a hat.
333
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:23,208
Even though I doubt
that's physically possible.
334
00:17:24,042 --> 00:17:26,253
Let's find out together.
335
00:17:29,047 --> 00:17:30,757
Okay, Laurie,
I want you to know
336
00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:33,760
that I really,
really, really
337
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:36,471
enjoy fooling around
with you.
338
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:39,182
Yeah, I get that a lot.
339
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:40,976
And you should.
'Cause you're talented.
340
00:17:41,142 --> 00:17:44,646
See, but I don't want one of
those relationships
341
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,898
because I already have
one of those with Jackie.
342
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,358
Yeah, but that
can't last.
343
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:49,693
No.
344
00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:51,069
See, what i'm
saying is,
345
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,488
is that we have to break
this thing off.
346
00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:58,118
Huh.
347
00:17:58,868 --> 00:18:02,372
That's a pretty big decision
to make all on your own.
348
00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:04,958
Maybe you and me
and Jackie
349
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,586
should all get together
and discuss it.
350
00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:09,754
No. You wouldn't.
351
00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:11,464
Really?
352
00:18:11,631 --> 00:18:13,133
Look at me, kelso.
353
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:17,220
Look into my eyes.
354
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,904
Laurie, will you
go out with me?
355
00:18:35,071 --> 00:18:38,575
Oh, kelso. I thought
you'd never ask.
356
00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:46,124
It's a smart move,
taking cashier.
357
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,376
I know you were gunning
for supervisor, but...
358
00:18:48,543 --> 00:18:51,630
Hey, there's no shame
in backing down.
359
00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:57,969
Well, that is
a mighty nice smock.
360
00:19:00,847 --> 00:19:05,602
You know, you think that your
kids don't listen to you...
361
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:07,187
But they do.
362
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:08,772
I'm not sure I follow.
363
00:19:08,938 --> 00:19:10,940
I changed my mind, Ted.
364
00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:13,443
I'm here
for the supervisor's job.
365
00:19:15,111 --> 00:19:17,364
You know what I mean?
366
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:20,408
Ted?
367
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:24,496
Okay, well, now your
father should be back
368
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,290
from his interview
any minute now.
369
00:19:27,874 --> 00:19:29,084
Mom, how come we
have to be here?
370
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,586
I could be using
this time to...
371
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,172
Not be here.
372
00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:36,883
No, this is a very difficult
day for your father,
373
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,677
and he needs to be
with his family.
374
00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:39,969
I'll be in the basement.
375
00:19:40,136 --> 00:19:41,888
No, you sit!
376
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,808
Oh, sure, when things get
ugly, suddenly I'm family.
377
00:19:46,601 --> 00:19:49,896
Not to me, freak.
378
00:19:50,438 --> 00:19:53,858
You are so going
to end up in porno.
379
00:20:01,616 --> 00:20:03,868
Hi, honey.
380
00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:06,746
Right to the bar.
Not a good sign.
381
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,917
What are you
all looking at?
382
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,752
Don't you think that
383
00:20:12,919 --> 00:20:16,256
pricemart's new supervisor
deserves a drink?
384
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:19,217
Yay!
385
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,512
Yeah, I got it.
386
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,515
Hey, congratulations, dad.
387
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:26,891
Thanks, Eric.
388
00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:29,936
Oh, and you're fired!
389
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,815
What? You can't do that.
390
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,526
Yes, I can.
You're fired!
391
00:20:37,944 --> 00:20:41,030
Hey, you know what?
I'm not fired.
392
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:46,828
Okay, if it's so important to
you, you're not fired.
393
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,414
But if your grades
start to slip,
394
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,750
you are fired!
395
00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:54,502
I love saying that.
396
00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:58,173
God help the poor bastards
that work for you, huh?
397
00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:01,342
Wait, uh, I work for you.
398
00:21:01,509 --> 00:21:04,429
I know.
399
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:09,142
So, dad, you and me
going to work together.
400
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,728
What a nightmare, huh?
401
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,521
Oh, would you
look at that?
402
00:21:13,688 --> 00:21:16,191
They spelled
your name wrong.
403
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,571
Just doesn't
get old, does it?
404
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,657
Well, if it isn't
Benedict and Arnold.
405
00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:27,368
Bob, I needed that job,
and if you can't get that,
406
00:21:27,535 --> 00:21:30,371
well, I'm sorry.
You're a dumb-ass.
407
00:21:30,538 --> 00:21:32,332
Look, they misspelled
pricemart.
408
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:33,792
You want to keep
that finger?
409
00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:37,837
Uh-huh.
410
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,591
You've got to stop
goofing around, kelso.
411
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,301
Am I right, Jackie?
412
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,136
Laurie is so right,
Michael.
413
00:21:45,303 --> 00:21:47,222
We are very
disappointed in you.
414
00:21:47,388 --> 00:21:50,266
Even Eric got a job.
415
00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:53,645
Yeah, even my stupid
brother got a job.
416
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,773
Yeah, her brother's stupid
and he got a job.
417
00:21:57,941 --> 00:21:59,984
Sexy circle?!
418
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,570
Oh!
419
00:22:02,594 --> 00:22:07,594
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