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[Music]
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Hey, look at this.
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It's the first day
of deer season.
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Rabbit season.
Duck season.
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Rabbit season.
Duck season.
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Rabbit season.
Duck season.
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Well, red, you haven't
been hunting in ages.
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Not since the accident.
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What accident?
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The really
terrible accident
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that's none
of your business.
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Oh, yeah.
That one.
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You know,
why don't you go?
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It might be fun. Get out of
the house, get some fresh air,
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maybe get out of
your lousy damn mood.
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Sorry.
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I'd love to go, kitty,
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but we just
can't afford it.
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Oh, yes we can.
I will pack you some food,
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and a nice box of bullets,
and you're on your way.
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Dad, you could use
the pinciottis' cabin.
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Bob has a cabin?
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Well, isn't that
just the cat's ass.
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Oh, boo-hoo,
the world's unfair.
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Now just ask Bob if you
can borrow his cabin.
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Okay, we'll go.
Just us guys.
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Uh, mom?
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Well, you should go.
You don't spend
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nearly enough time
with your father.
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That's because
he doesn't like me.
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Yes, he does like you.
And that's no excuse.
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Well, I don't
have a gun.
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My mom took it
when she left.
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Well, you can share.
You know,
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there is something
about a gun
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that just makes you
want to share.
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Okay, fine, mom.
I'll go with dad,
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but if I don't
come back,
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you'll know
who did it.
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You know, he's never
really warmed up to you.
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Going on 17 years now.
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Oh.
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Okay, we're
going hunting.
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Well, yaay!
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With Bob.
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Oh.
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Well, you know,
maybe you'll cheer up
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after you
shoot something.
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I always do.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Hey, red,
don't freak out,
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but if I see a deer
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on the side
of the road,
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I'm gonna shoot him.
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Kelso, you fire that
gun in this car
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and I will
pull over
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and kick your
ass for an hour.
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Do it, red,
do it!
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Come on, forman,
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would you get that gun
away from him?
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No, I want to hold it.
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Give it up, kelso.
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I have a right to
bear arms, all right?
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That's in
the constitution.
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Kelso, not everything in the
constitution makes sense.
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Whoa, Fez.
Shut up.
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What did
you say?
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Uh, nothing.
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Foreigners.
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I hear you.
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So, so, so.
[Laughs]
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What to do?
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I should have
gone hunting.
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No, no, no.
We can have fun.
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We can have our very own fun.
We could--
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I'm not
baking anything.
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Oh.
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Okay, who wants jell-o?
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Jell-o's baking.
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No, no, no.
Jell-o's boiling.
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Gotcha.
[Laughs]
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Hey, red.
So tell me
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about that
hunting accident.
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It sounds like
a funny story.
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[Clears throat]
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Think we'll
see any bears?
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I'd love
to kill a bear.
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You can't
shoot a bear,
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it's deer season.
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You shoot a bear,
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you get fined,
you go to jail.
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No, I'll just say
it was self-defense.
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Who is the jury
gonna believe,
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me or a dead bear?
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A dead bear. A dead bear.
Definitely.
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I killed a bear once.
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Your ass.
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I did.
I did.
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I was getting a drink
from a stream, see,
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when suddenly
I heard something.
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Grabbed my shotgun, boom.
Right between the eyes.
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Survival.
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So what did
you do then?
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You, uh, bring it home?
Get it stuffed?
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Nope. Left it there.
Went home.
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How come you didn't
bring it home?
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Get it stuffed?
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On account
it was so huge.
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So it's a stand-off.
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I won't shave my legs,
Bob won't shave his back.
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Okay, ew.
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You know, red doesn't
have a hairy back,
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and thank god for that.
No offense.
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Good news
for you, Donna.
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That means Eric probably
won't have one either.
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He can't even
grow a mustache.
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Oh, please.
Eric's body
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is bald
as can be.
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You know, I don't
even think
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he hit puberty
until about 15.
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Really?
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Oh, he probably won't
like that I said that.
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I think Eric's
the sweetest kid.
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So Donna,
have you and Eric--
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mother, please!
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The answer's no.
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Hey, hey.
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Everybody
just shut up.
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Well, I for one
am not so naive
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as to think that
you and Eric--
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aah!
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Okay, well, I guess
we're upsetting her,
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so what should
we do now?
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Well, if Donna wasn't so
uptight, we could talk about--
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I want to go home.
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Do you want me to go
home, 'cause I will.
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Donna, please
don't go home.
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I think
it's very nice
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that you're spending
time with your mother.
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God knows,
Laurie won't.
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You guys, let's
play poker.
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I bet I'm good
at it.
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You never played
poker before?
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Uh-uh, but I have
lots of money.
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Oh, well, honey.
Have a seat.
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I'll get the cards.
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[Grunts]
[Gun fires]
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Damn!
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Damn.
Damn it all! Damn!
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Kelso, what the
hell are you doing?
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Well, I would be
proudly standing
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over my kill
right now
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if someone hadn't
taken my gun away.
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Kelso, you can't fire
the gun in the camp.
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The deer walked
right through here.
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He was mine.
I was gonna hunt him.
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You know, kelso, not
every hunting accident
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is an accident.
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I think you'd better
sit this one out, pal.
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Fine.
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You know, I saw a deer
blind on the way in.
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Anybody want to go
check it out?
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I'll go.
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No, not me.
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I just came
to hang out.
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When I crave meat,
I buy Bologna.
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So, where's Fez?
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Kelso probably
shot him.
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No, no, no.
I saw him
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walking
into the woods
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right after
we got here.
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Said he was
going hunting.
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He had a whistle
and a stick.
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[All laugh]
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Oh, that crazy
foreign bastard.
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Let's eat.
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Wow, those were some
delicious birds.
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Key chain?
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No, I'm good.
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So you caught
those birds
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with just a whistle
and a stick?
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Very impressive,
Fez.
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Yeah, you know, that's
a good way to hunt,
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'cause even if you
don't get anything,
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you still have
all the fun
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of a whistle
and a stick.
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I'll take the key chain. Give
it to midge. Little memento.
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I feel good
about that, Bob.
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Midge is nice.
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Yep, we all
like midge.
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Yeah, midge
has nice jugs.
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What?
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What?
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No, you said something.
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No, I didn't.
[Laughs]
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So, what's up
with your hair, huh?
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Man, I am at one
with nature right now.
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Thanks for
the pheasant, Fez.
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Pheasant, Fez.
Pheasant, Fez.
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Yes, beautiful
black pheasants.
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Black pheasants. Wait,
pheasants aren't black.
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Yeah, black is beautiful.
I wish Jackie was black.
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What did you
feed us, Fez?
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They were pheasants. They went
"coo-caw." "Coo-caw."
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You fed us a crow?
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You're not supposed
to eat a crow, man.
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You just brought some
bad ju-ju on us all.
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We ate somebody's
soul, man.
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I know. I have eaten
someone's delicious soul.
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Hey, good news, guys. I found
my gun. [Laughs]
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What? It's probably
not loaded.
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Oh, wow, mom.
You're not good.
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Well, you're not
even playing
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so keep it to yourself,
miss smarty.
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Okay, I'll play.
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You want to play cards
with your mother?
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Sure.
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Well, I am gonna call
the Milwaukee journal.
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Kitty? How many kings
are in a pack?
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4.
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I bet $1 .00.
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Well, um, I see
that there are
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4 queens
in a deck, too.
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Oh, mom. That is
so pathetic.
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Fine, I fold.
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I'm in.
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Okay, uh, do you want
any cards?
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Yeah, can I have
two 5's, please?
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And I'll have one card.
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Oh, it's a 5.
Jackie, did you want this?
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You gave her a 5?
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I thought
we were friends.
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Okay, you know what?
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Everybody just show
your cards.
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Okay, did I win?
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Did I win?
Did I win?
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Not even close.
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Oh. Well,
I don't care.
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I don't work,
so money doesn't
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really mean
anything to me.
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Oh, how nice for you.
Ha ha.
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[Music]
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Hey, dad. I don't
know about you,
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but I'm kind of
frozen to the blind.
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Right in
the pants area.
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Shh. Jeez, you have done
nothing but complain
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since we got here.
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You know, I was hoping
that this trip
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would be better
than the last,
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where you cried about
every stupid thing.
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I was 6.
259
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:45,264
And you made me
touch a dead rabbit.
260
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,434
I just thought that
if you touched it,
261
00:12:49,601 --> 00:12:52,479
you might not
be afraid of it.
262
00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:56,108
Well, thank you,
Dr. Spock.
263
00:12:56,817 --> 00:13:00,779
Making noise is not
the way to bag a deer.
264
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:06,285
I had nightmares
for a month.
265
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,872
Big, dead,
rabbit nightmares.
266
00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:15,877
Oh, man. We got one.
He is huge.
267
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:18,922
Where?
I don't see it.
268
00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:20,424
It's about
a quarter click
269
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:21,591
south of
the clearing.
270
00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:23,885
What is a click?
271
00:13:24,052 --> 00:13:25,429
And which way
is south?
272
00:13:25,595 --> 00:13:26,805
Oh no, wait,
okay, I see him.
273
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:29,433
Yeah. Oh, you're right, dad.
He is huge.
274
00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:33,895
You're not kidding.
I'd say he's a 10-pointer.
275
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,942
What?
276
00:13:39,609 --> 00:13:42,904
I was just thinking.
You take the shot.
277
00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:45,407
No way. You always
talk about
278
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:46,908
getting a buck.
You do it.
279
00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:48,243
No, damn it. Now
don't argue with me.
280
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,454
Now take the shot.
281
00:13:51,246 --> 00:13:54,374
Come on. Hurry up.
282
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,754
Oh, and don't
shoot him in the face.
283
00:14:05,218 --> 00:14:07,179
[Gun fires]
284
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:14,936
Holy cow,
look at him go.
285
00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,735
Man, you really stink.
286
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:24,154
I told you
to take the shot.
287
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:25,405
Well, I just thought
it would be nice
288
00:14:25,572 --> 00:14:27,032
for you to get a deer.
I mean,
289
00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,825
god knows, I'd love
to get one.
290
00:14:28,992 --> 00:14:31,286
Then you should have
taken the shot.
291
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,163
What the hell
is wrong with you?
292
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,415
Why are you always
so damn nervous?
293
00:14:35,582 --> 00:14:36,750
Oh, hmm,
I don't know.
294
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,043
Maybe it's because
you've been
295
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,087
yelling at me
for 17 years?
296
00:14:41,296 --> 00:14:43,590
Oh, I have not. Oh, god,
he was right there.
297
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:48,428
I could have hit him
with a rock.
298
00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,181
Yep, that's
a damn shame.
299
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:53,934
So are you ready
to head back?
300
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,228
No, I sure as hell
am not ready to head back.
301
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,480
You want to go back?
You go back.
302
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,112
So.
[Clears throat]
303
00:15:05,278 --> 00:15:07,864
Hey, dad. How about
a war story?
304
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:13,745
Yeah, okay. Did I ever
tell you about the time
305
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:17,791
I didn't miss
that North Korean?
306
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:27,467
Full house.
Jacks over 10s.
307
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,220
Mom wins again.
308
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,638
[Laughs]
309
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,516
Well this is fun,
isn't this fun?
310
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,936
It was fun till Laurie
started dealing.
311
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,938
Hey, what's that
supposed to mean?
312
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,274
Oh, my gosh. I think
Mrs. Pinciotti is saying
313
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,567
that Laurie's cheating.
314
00:15:43,733 --> 00:15:44,860
No, she's not.
315
00:15:45,026 --> 00:15:47,028
Wait. Yes I am.
316
00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:49,739
My daughter
does not cheat.
317
00:15:49,906 --> 00:15:51,908
Come on, Donna. We're
storming out of here.
318
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:53,785
Okay, see ya.
319
00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:55,328
Hold on.
I'll storm with you.
320
00:15:55,495 --> 00:15:57,789
Thank you for a lovely
afternoon, Mrs. Forman.
321
00:16:04,337 --> 00:16:06,298
Laurie, were you cheating?
322
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,383
You can't prove anything.
323
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,677
Oh, for god's sake.
324
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,220
Okay, well,
if you weren't
325
00:16:12,387 --> 00:16:13,555
such a crappy
card player,
326
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,640
then I wouldn't
have had to cheat.
327
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,434
And you were gonna lose
all your mad money,
328
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,811
and midge bugs me.
329
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:23,398
You were cheating
so I would win.
330
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:26,234
Duh. I wanted you
to have a little fun.
331
00:16:26,401 --> 00:16:30,822
Well gosh,
that's sweet.
332
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:36,286
Yeah.
333
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,914
I love you, mommy.
334
00:16:45,253 --> 00:16:47,506
I just know I wouldn't
have missed him.
335
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:52,135
Not when he was
that close. No way.
336
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,973
Here.
337
00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:59,059
Dad, you see the can
by that clearing?
338
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:01,311
Yeah.
339
00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:05,315
I don't believe it.
How'd you do that?
340
00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:08,735
Dad, I know
how to shoot.
341
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:11,571
Don't you remember my
taxi driver phase?
342
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,369
Look, I didn't want
to kill him.
343
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,871
I missed on purpose.
344
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:22,082
Well, I can
respect that more
345
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,167
than you being
a crappy shot.
346
00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,127
What?
347
00:17:26,294 --> 00:17:27,546
Why didn't you say so?
348
00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:29,548
Why do you think?
349
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:32,717
You really think I've been
yelling at you for 17 years?
350
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,720
No.
351
00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,472
You were probably okay
with me as an infant.
352
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,559
I just can't remember.
353
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,186
Boy, it was
right around 13
354
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:48,400
when you started getting a
little lippy. And twitchy.
355
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,193
Well, you know,
lippy and twitchy
356
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,279
tend to walk
hand-in-hand, so.
357
00:17:52,445 --> 00:17:54,614
See?
Now that's lippy.
358
00:17:56,950 --> 00:18:00,078
You got something you want to
say to me, you just say it.
359
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,166
Dad--
360
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:06,376
no, I'm serious here.
361
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:09,004
Just for a second, pretend
that I'm not your dad.
362
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:11,881
I want you to tell me what
you really think of me.
363
00:18:17,178 --> 00:18:19,556
How about
let's do this
364
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:22,267
when you
don't have a gun?
365
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:26,479
How about you do what the guy
with the gun tells you to do?
366
00:18:28,815 --> 00:18:31,318
Okay.
367
00:18:31,484 --> 00:18:33,528
I think
you're angry
368
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:34,446
because life
didn't turn out
369
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,281
exactly the way
you wanted it to,
370
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:39,367
and uh, maybe you think
if you yell at me,
371
00:18:39,534 --> 00:18:41,745
I won't let life
push me around, too.
372
00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:47,751
You came up with that
answer awful fast.
373
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,508
Well.
[Laughs]
374
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:59,012
Hell, Eric.
Maybe you'll be okay.
375
00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:05,185
Oh, my god.
Dad, he's back.
376
00:19:08,229 --> 00:19:10,649
Oh, look at him.
He's magnificent.
377
00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:15,654
He's the king
of the forest.
378
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:18,782
Just like
Bambi's dad.
379
00:19:24,829 --> 00:19:27,207
He's beautiful.
[Gun fires]
380
00:19:28,124 --> 00:19:31,252
Yeah, I bet he tastes
beautiful, too.
381
00:19:34,005 --> 00:19:37,217
Oh, uh, just for
the record, Eric.
382
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:40,428
I'm the king of the forest.
383
00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:54,651
Way to go, dad. You
finally got your buck.
384
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,695
I wish it was mine,
385
00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:58,196
but somebody
took my gun
386
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,990
'cause he sensed what
a great hunter I am.
387
00:20:01,866 --> 00:20:03,118
Kelso, if we let you
keep your gun,
388
00:20:03,284 --> 00:20:06,204
Fez would be the one strapped
on that hood right now.
389
00:20:12,001 --> 00:20:16,256
Hey, red. So, uh, about
that accident, huh?
390
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,884
Ah, yeah. Well, it
was a long time ago.
391
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,053
I was out, uh,
hunting with frank.
392
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,431
He was a good friend
of mine, a good guy.
393
00:20:24,597 --> 00:20:27,767
Kind of a dumb-ass
like kelso here.
394
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:32,105
So anyway, frank
had shot this deer,
395
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:33,648
and he was
real happy,
396
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:35,066
and he'd
had a few beers
397
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,610
so he was
dancing around,
398
00:20:37,777 --> 00:20:39,320
and it was all
real fun,
399
00:20:39,487 --> 00:20:42,782
and then he leans over
to kiss the deer,
400
00:20:42,949 --> 00:20:44,451
only the deer's
not dead yet,
401
00:20:44,617 --> 00:20:47,245
and it kicks him
right in the neck.
402
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,956
And it killed him.
403
00:20:54,669 --> 00:20:58,840
The deer is staring
at my soul.
404
00:20:59,382 --> 00:21:01,593
Put some sunglasses
on it.
405
00:21:02,969 --> 00:21:05,388
Well, this is just
delicious.
406
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:08,349
[Spits]
407
00:21:08,683 --> 00:21:10,101
Sorry about
the buck shot.
408
00:21:10,268 --> 00:21:11,561
Oh, I don't mind.
I mean,
409
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:12,937
there's usually some
mystery gristle in meat.
410
00:21:13,104 --> 00:21:16,024
At least we know
what it is.
411
00:21:16,524 --> 00:21:19,444
I like it better when
you fish, daddy.
412
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,613
It was jerking around,
so, uh, Eric shot it
413
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,698
with the shotgun.
414
00:21:23,865 --> 00:21:27,786
Well, I had to.
It was screaming.
415
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:40,048
I killed
a raccoon once.
416
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:43,551
Hit him with
my uncle's car.
417
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:46,763
So bad.
[Crying]
418
00:21:47,555 --> 00:21:50,517
All right,
settle down, killer.
419
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,852
Yeah, sounds
like we're all
420
00:21:53,019 --> 00:21:55,438
a bunch
of real killers.
421
00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:03,112
Oh, good god,
crack a window.
422
00:22:03,279 --> 00:22:05,657
That
is unpleasant.
423
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,826
Son of a bitch.
424
00:22:07,850 --> 00:22:12,850
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