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[Music]
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So, um, Laurie's
almost all packed.
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I can't believe my little
girl is movin' out.
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Which reminds me...
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When are you leaving?
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Never, 'cause
I love it here.
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Right.
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Kitty, do you really think
this is a good idea?
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I mean, it might be a little
soon for her to be on her own.
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Red, she is
gonna be fine.
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She's gonna split rent
with a girlfriend.
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She doesn't even
have a job.
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Well, she is
gonna get a job.
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Oh, that reminds me.
Can I have her room?
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No. I already
gave it to Steven.
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But I'm your son...
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Daddy.
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Oh, man, would you
look at this place.
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It's kind of girlie.
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It's a girl's room,
Hyde.
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Oh, so all those guys,
they were just passin' through?
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Well, that's over.
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Welcome to
hydeville, baby.
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You know, if I cared
about this dump at all,
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that would
totally creep me out.
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Oh, come on, Laurie,
you're gonna miss your room.
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It's not like
you have no feelings...
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Ever...
About anything.
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Yes! Ha ha!
I'm so psyched!
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Oh, did you finally figure
out how a thermos works?
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No, I'm psyched about
your new place, you know.
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'Cause whenever
we fool around here,
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I'm always afraid that
Jackie's gonna catch us.
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You know, I don't want to
hurt her, 'cause I love her.
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You know, so this is great.
It solves everything.
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Kelso, you are not
allowed anywhere near
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my new place...Ever.
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Laurie--
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you know what?
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You freaks, you
got about 2 minutes
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to deal with this
little drama here.
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Then get the hell
out of my room!
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Whoa. I see
what's goin' on here.
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You're breakin' up
with me.
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No. For me to
break up with you,
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there would have to be
something between us to break.
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Oh! A--
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I cannot believe that you
are being such a...
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Bitch?
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Duh.
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Look, kelso...
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It was fun and
sweaty and all,
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but you're just the guy
I fooled around with
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when there was
nothing good on TV.
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Sorry.
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Well, maybe there won't
be anything good on TV
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at your new place!
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Oh, damn! There's always
somethin' good on TV.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Hey, kelso, look who's here.
It's Jackie.
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Hi, Jackie.
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God, Laurie, I can't
believe you're moving.
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I know we didn't
spend much time together,
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but I think some of my good
taste was rubbing off on you...
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And I'm so happy for that.
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Thanks, Jackie.
I'm gonna miss you, too.
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Oh, hey, kelso,
I almost forgot.
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I found a t-shirt of yours when
I was cleaning out my room.
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Say, how'd that get there?
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That's funny.
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This isn't even mine.
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Yeah, no, this must be
Eric's shirt.
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Your mom sewed your name
in it, Michael.
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Man, Eric's
gonna be pissed, huh?!
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Yeah, 'cause i--see,
I borrowed Eric's shirt
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'cause mine wasn't
working right...
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And then my mom must
have sewn my name in it.
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Mmm...i don't know,
Michael.
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What, do you think
I'm lying?
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Jackie, if I were lying,
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I'd come up with
a lot better lie than that.
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Yeah, you'd think so.
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So, Laurie's
definitely moving out?
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And it's definitely over
with her and kelso?
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Well, she is moving
all the way across town.
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I mean, she is slutty,
but...
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I mean, she hates
to commute, so...
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Good.
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Good, because kelso's
a rat bastard,
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and I'm not covering
for him.
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Donna, relax.
It's over.
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So now you can get back
to pleasing your man.
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Eric, please leave. I have to
talk to Donna alone.
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Well, okay, 'cause, I mean,
it's not like this is my
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home or anyth--
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Eric!
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Jackie, you have something
you want to ask me?
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See, I'm kinda worried
about Michael and Laurie.
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I mean, she found
his t-shirt in her room,
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and he said it wasn't his, even
though it had his name in it.
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And at that time,
I believed him,
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but now I can't
remember why.
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But if there is
something going on,
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I think I want to know...
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But I don't want to know.
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God, I don't even know if I
want to know, you know?
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I'm supposed to say...
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Donna, you're supposed to say
that there's nothing going on,
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that Michael loves me,
and we're together,
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and that's all
that matters.
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That sounds good.
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God, you're so naive!
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Isn't there, like, someone else
you can talk to about this?
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Yeah, well, I used to have
this pen pal in Nicaragua,
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but she just stopped writing
after this hurricane thingy.
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Your new room
is very pretty.
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Like a flower
or a girl.
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You know, people might see this
room and think you are a gay.
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I don't think so, Fez.
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Oh, Hyde,
you would be surprised
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how easily people
can make that mistake.
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Hey, Hyde, thanks for your
help with Jackie, man.
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Sure thing, man.
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Okay, Hyde, do you know
what sarcasm is?
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No.
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Hyde, man, you almost
got me caught.
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I almost
got you caught?
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My mom sewed my name
in Eric's shirt?
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You are so lame, man.
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Well, you know,
half the time you act
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like you want me
to get caught.
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Kelso,
you're my friend.
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I don't want you
to get caught.
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'Cause if you get caught,
then my fun is over.
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Right?
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So I'm just trying
to prolong your suffering.
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Well, okay, that's
a little better.
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All right,
friends for life, baby.
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Yeah.
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Well, Steven's
getting all settled in.
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He'd better not
change anything.
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I don't want him
messing with
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my little
girl's room.
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I mean,
you know how he is.
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Messy, dirty, foul.
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What if she has to
move back home?
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Oh, red,
she is gonna be fine.
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Oh, I know, kitty, you think
that she is all grown up,
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but there's still a lot
that she doesn't know.
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I mean, what if her place
doesn't have a deadbolt...
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Or a smoke detector?
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Red, you don't have to
baby her. She's 20.
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You're never too old to
burn to death in a fire.
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Well, would you
look at this.
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She even found a place
in a nice neighborhood.
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Ain't she somethin'.
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Well, I hope she hasn't
had breakfast yet...
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Or a fire.
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Can I help you?
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No, got the wrong apartment,
I guess. Sorry.
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Not a problem.
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Uh, wait,
is Laurie there?
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Oh, yeah. Uh, hold
on a second.
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Honey.
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Oh...hi, daddy.
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Damn it all to hell!
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Honey, what's wrong?
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What's wrong?
Everything is wrong.
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Damn kids today, they wouldn't
know responsibility
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if it walked up
and bit 'em in the ass.
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Get a job? Ha!
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It's just
party all night,
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dance all day,
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and sex everywhere
in between!
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It's sickening!
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Laurie's living
with a boy.
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Yes.
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Just...
Just one boy, right?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Well, now, see?
It could have been worse.
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Laurie's busted.
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This is--and I don't think
I'm exaggerating here--
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the greatest day
in the history of time.
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Except maybe the day
cheese was invented.
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I love the cheese.
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Wow, man,
she's gone one day,
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and she's already
got a new guy.
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Kelso,
you heartbreaker, you.
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Yeah, I'm havin'
a horrible day.
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Laurie's gone, and Jackie's
all suspicious of me.
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And I'm gettin'
no lovin'. None.
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I can't be me
without lovin'.
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Kelso...
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If you want
to keep Jackie, man--
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and trust me,
you don't--
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you gotta act
innocent, okay?
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Let's practice.
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So, did you
fool around with Laurie?
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You know I did!
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Dumb-ass, no, man!
Complete denial.
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Watergate.
Learn.
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So, did you
fool around with Laurie?
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Yeah.
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Wait, no.
I mean, no!
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Wait, I mean, yeah.
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No, see, this
isn't gonna work.
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It was just...
So perfect.
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If I could
go back in time...
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I'd just relive that moment
over and over again.
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Hi, daddy.
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Hi, daddy.
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Hi, daddy.
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[Chuckles]
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Just tell Jackie the truth.
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Then, if she leaves you
for another man,
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whoever he might be...
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No hard feelings.
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You do not need Jackie.
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Sweet, luscious Jackie.
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You are an evil,
little foreign man.
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Don't ever change.
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Look, kelso, all right,
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I'll help you out
with Jackie, man.
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I'll talk you through the
whole thing step by step.
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Thanks, man.
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You know, I guess
it was wrong...
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What I did
with Laurie.
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But I was just amusing
myself, you know?
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And that's the key
to life, right?
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Never stop
amusing yourself.
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Unless it starts
to chafe.
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Then you should
take a week off.
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It's almost Tuesday, right?
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Eric, I'm asking you,
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have I been
a bad father?
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Maybe I've been
too hard on her.
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I mean,
for god's sake,
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I think i'm
a fair man.
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Right?
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Eric, I'm talkin' to you.
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Does this need
more mayonnaise?
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Get outta here!
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Thank you.
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Boy, kitty, we got a pair
to beat a full house,
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that's for sure.
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00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,602
Well, red, relax.
You're overreacting.
254
00:13:32,769 --> 00:13:34,980
I'm overreacting?!
255
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,399
Well,
I'll tell you what, kitty,
256
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,109
people are gonna talk.
257
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:41,236
Her livin' with that guy.
258
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,530
Red, it doesn't matter
if people talk.
259
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,574
Laurie is still
a part of this family,
260
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,201
which is why I invited
her to dinner tonight.
261
00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:51,079
Oh, no, no, no, kitty.
I'm not ready for that.
262
00:13:51,246 --> 00:13:52,998
Oh, that's sweet...
263
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,626
The way you say that
like you have a choice.
264
00:13:58,712 --> 00:13:59,880
Look, kitty--
265
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,382
she's coming.
266
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,680
Well, I'm glad
we're all eating
267
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:10,390
dinner together
as a family.
268
00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:11,975
Yeah, it's nice,
especially since
269
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,728
Laurie could make it
from all the way across town...
270
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,563
Where she lives...
271
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,608
With some guy...
272
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,152
In sin.
273
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,404
Are you ever
gonna hit puberty?
274
00:14:24,571 --> 00:14:27,491
Oh. Ow.
But you know...
275
00:14:27,657 --> 00:14:32,496
What's really sad is that you
got no respect for yourself...
276
00:14:32,662 --> 00:14:34,456
Or this family.
277
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:35,791
Daddy.
278
00:14:35,957 --> 00:14:38,919
Well, he's not wrong.
279
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,295
But--but, daddy--
280
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:41,588
red!
281
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:44,299
Well, kitty,
who's gonna buy the cow
282
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:47,386
when they get
the milk for free?
283
00:14:49,262 --> 00:14:52,099
[Whimpers]
284
00:14:53,308 --> 00:14:55,644
You know, dad, it's not
like she's hooking...
285
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:58,772
Or some other
bad example.
286
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,482
I mean, she's just
livin' with a guy,
287
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:02,984
and it is the
seventies now, right?
288
00:15:03,151 --> 00:15:04,945
What are you
babbling about?
289
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:10,033
Well, maybe...
290
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,536
Maybe I just think you're
being a little hard on her.
291
00:15:12,702 --> 00:15:15,455
Well, that's nice, Eric,
but right now I am too angry
292
00:15:15,622 --> 00:15:19,876
to pretend to give a crap
about what you think!
293
00:15:20,627 --> 00:15:25,382
These are great potatoes,
Mrs. Forman.
294
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:28,093
Thanks, Eric.
295
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,011
Yeah, sure.
296
00:15:30,178 --> 00:15:32,264
Okay, why don't you boys
take your plates in
297
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,058
and watch some
mcmillan and wife.
298
00:15:35,892 --> 00:15:37,310
You know, just once today
I'd like to finish a meal
299
00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:40,188
without getting chased
out of the room.
300
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:48,447
Well, Laurie, you
better stop your lying
301
00:15:48,613 --> 00:15:49,823
and face up to this one.
302
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,033
Just look at what you're
doing to your father.
303
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,577
Mom, I'm an adult, okay?
304
00:15:53,743 --> 00:15:55,829
No, no, no. An adult
would have told the truth
305
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,747
and not lied about moving
in with a girlfriend,
306
00:15:57,914 --> 00:16:00,834
which I knew
wasn't true.
307
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,419
Well, mom,
if you already knew,
308
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,880
then why didn't you
tell dad?!
309
00:16:05,046 --> 00:16:07,841
Then we wouldn't
be in this mess!
310
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:11,011
Oh, good god, Rosemary had
a better baby than me.
311
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,935
Okay, you've been
acting kind of weird
312
00:16:19,102 --> 00:16:22,063
ever since Laurie gave you
that t-shirt, Michael.
313
00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:27,569
First off,
act innocent.
314
00:16:28,361 --> 00:16:31,573
I don't know what you're
talking about, Jackie.
315
00:16:32,115 --> 00:16:34,493
Of course, she'll
explain herself.
316
00:16:34,659 --> 00:16:36,578
It's like you're
hiding something.
317
00:16:37,412 --> 00:16:39,789
But you just stick
to your original story.
318
00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:43,084
I'm sticking to
my original story!
319
00:16:45,128 --> 00:16:47,881
Now, she'll
be skeptical.
320
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,091
Uh-huh...
321
00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:51,635
So go on
the offensive.
322
00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:55,639
You know, Jackie, you're
just being paranoid...
323
00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:57,140
And that hurts.
324
00:16:57,307 --> 00:17:01,811
Because you don't trust me...
And other stuff.
325
00:17:01,978 --> 00:17:04,397
And then, she'll be
so embarrassed,
326
00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:06,608
she'll cave and
apologize to you.
327
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,361
Fine.
I believe you, Michael.
328
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,820
But know this:
329
00:17:10,987 --> 00:17:14,074
If you're not telling the
truth, I will find out,
330
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:19,621
'cause I'm smart,
and you...Aren't.
331
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:24,000
Then all you have to do
is forgive her.
332
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:31,591
Okay, Jackie, I forgive you.
333
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,562
Red, I think you're being
a little hard on Laurie.
334
00:17:43,728 --> 00:17:45,313
I don't care
what anyone thinks.
335
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:48,984
What she is doing
is wrong.
336
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:50,443
Now that I think back on it,
337
00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:52,279
I don't know if I ever
knew that girl.
338
00:17:52,445 --> 00:17:54,614
Livin' with a guy.
339
00:17:54,781 --> 00:17:57,951
Oh, is that a foreign car?
Aw, jeez.
340
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,873
Red, you have gone
your whole life
341
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,709
thinking she is
just a little girl,
342
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:09,546
but she is an adult now, and
she is not a perfect one.
343
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:13,049
Boy, is she not
a perfect one.
344
00:18:13,216 --> 00:18:14,342
But you know what?
345
00:18:14,509 --> 00:18:15,635
You have to love
your children,
346
00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:17,220
even when they do
things you don't like
347
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,014
or, better yet,
hate.
348
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:20,932
You think
you do a good job,
349
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:23,560
you think that you teach your
children the difference
350
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:24,436
between right and wrong,
351
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:28,106
and this is what you get.
Well, the hell with it.
352
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:30,692
Okay, I guess we don't
love her anymore.
353
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,528
Let's take all pictures
of Laurie out of here
354
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,071
and pretend
she's not ours.
355
00:18:35,238 --> 00:18:36,364
And if we see her
on the street,
356
00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:37,574
let's ignore her.
357
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:40,952
No, let's
throw things at her.
358
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,829
Well, now you're
just being stupid.
359
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:46,833
And you're...
Not being a good father.
360
00:18:52,672 --> 00:18:56,176
Well...
361
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,845
Okay.
362
00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:03,850
Maybe I have been
kind of a...
363
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:07,479
A dumb-ass.
364
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:09,648
I was gonna say
unreasonable.
365
00:19:09,814 --> 00:19:11,191
Fine. Fine.
366
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:16,988
You're an unreasonable
dumb-ass.
367
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:19,032
Are you done now?
368
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,910
I think I am.
369
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,297
Ah, the Bradys were
such a nice family.
370
00:19:34,881 --> 00:19:38,718
I bet Mr. Brady never
grew to hate marcia.
371
00:19:39,427 --> 00:19:43,223
But then again,
marcia wasn't so whory.
372
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:50,313
No, she really wasn't.
373
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,233
What? No. Come on.
This is our thing.
374
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,693
You love this.
375
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:56,152
I'm mean to you.
You're mean to me.
376
00:19:56,319 --> 00:19:58,196
So, come on, hit me.
377
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:02,784
Sorry. I can't.
Not today.
378
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:05,745
Eric, you were
just leaving.
379
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,747
Dad, I think maybe you should
take it a little easy on--
380
00:20:07,914 --> 00:20:10,500
Eric.
381
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:13,753
You're on your own.
382
00:20:16,923 --> 00:20:19,509
Laurie, I've been
thinking...
383
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:23,680
About the thing
that happened...
384
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:27,392
At the place
you live.
385
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,894
And, uh, I want you to know
that I understand
386
00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:32,188
that you're not my
little girl anymore.
387
00:20:32,355 --> 00:20:33,773
But I like being
your little girl.
388
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:36,109
But you're not.
389
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,737
You're my daughter.
390
00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:40,905
And you're a grown-up...
391
00:20:41,072 --> 00:20:49,038
Who's going to do awful
and stupid things...
392
00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:51,791
But I'll
still love you.
393
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:54,419
I love you, too.
394
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,213
And I'm sorry.
395
00:20:57,964 --> 00:21:00,508
So, daddy,
can I move back in?
396
00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:02,719
Oh, yeah.
397
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,430
Okay, good. Heh heh.
398
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,807
Yeah, great
to have you back.
399
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,646
So...
400
00:21:13,813 --> 00:21:16,524
Your man friend kicked
you out, didn't he?
401
00:21:16,691 --> 00:21:19,527
No!
402
00:21:19,694 --> 00:21:22,572
He moved back in
with his wife.
403
00:21:27,368 --> 00:21:28,912
Well, I just--i--
404
00:21:29,078 --> 00:21:32,040
I need a little
yellow pill.
405
00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:40,965
[Pounding on door]
406
00:21:41,132 --> 00:21:42,967
Laurie: Hyde!
407
00:21:43,134 --> 00:21:44,427
[Pounding on door]
408
00:21:44,594 --> 00:21:45,970
Laurie: Hyde!
409
00:21:46,137 --> 00:21:48,139
[Pounding on door]
410
00:21:48,306 --> 00:21:49,891
Laurie: Come on, Hyde,
get out! It's my room!
411
00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,726
No! I'll never leave.
412
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,144
You're in the basement.
413
00:21:53,311 --> 00:21:54,646
I'm the favorite now.
414
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,064
[Pounding on door]
415
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,482
Laurie: Hyde, I'm serious!
416
00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,025
No! I've barricaded the door.
417
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:00,652
You'll never get in!
418
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,738
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419
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:06,991
well, jeez, tough break.
420
00:22:07,015 --> 00:22:12,015
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