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A unicef contribution
of 13 cents
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will feed a child
for a month."
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Man, living in Africa
must be great.
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Everything's so cheap.
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If you ask me, man,
unicef's a scam.
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If we ask you,
everything's a scam.
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Everything is a scam.
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Oh, lighten up.
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Remember how much fun
Halloween used to be?
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Making costumes,
trick-or-treating.
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What is
trick-or-treating?
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Well, you put on a costume,
you go door-to-door
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and say, "trick or treat,"
and people give you candy.
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Oh, you got to be
kidding me.
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They just
give you candy?
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The best part of Halloween
is getting the crap
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scared out of you.
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One year I saw
the legend of sleepy hollow,
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I couldn't sleep
for, like, a month.
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They give you candy?
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Just like that?
No strings?
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Yes, Fez.
Get over it.
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Hey, you guys,
you know what?
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My church is doing
a haunted house.
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I really don't think
anyone's gonna be scared
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by a bunch of episcopalians.
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Unless they have
chainsaws.
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Let's go see the Texas
chainsaw massacre.
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Michael, I told you,
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I don't like texans.
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I know.
We could go to old main.
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Our old grammar school?
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Yeah, sure, you know.
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A dark, burnt-out,
boarded-up school.
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Very creepy.
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We could--you know,
we could tell ghost stories.
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Free candy?
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Even if you're not
from this country?
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Yes!
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Hey, why'd they
burn down the school, anyway?
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Oh, they said
it was arson.
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What? I was out of town
that week.
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Hmm.
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How convenient.
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So you're telling me...
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That if I show up
at someone's house
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and say "trick or treat,"
they'll give me
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a free piece of candy?
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All: Yes!
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Oh, I don't believe you.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Trick or treat.
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An apple?
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Where's my candy,
you son of a bitch?
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Captioning made possible by carsey-Werner
productions and fox broadcasting company
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♪ hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we're all all right ♪
♪ we're all all right ♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Woman in movie: Aaaah!
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Oh, she's very good.
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I like her.
I hope she lives.
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Woman: Aaaahh!
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Huh.
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Oh, well.
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Well, why doesn't anyone
just shoot him?
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I mean, it's Texas.
Everyone has a gun.
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Yeah, yeah.
This movie's so lame.
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Man, she deserved it.
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She had sex.
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And like all movie sluts
before her, she must die.
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Woman: Aaaaahh!
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No. She was about to
take her shirt off.
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Kids: Trick or treat!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Okay, here you go.
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Mmm!
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Raisins!
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Eew! Eew! Eew!
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No, raisins
are good for you.
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Raisins are nature's candy.
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Eggs are nature's
hand grenades.
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Kitty, don't give them
raisins.
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It just pisses them off.
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Jeez, I hate Halloween.
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Well, you used to love
Halloween.
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Remember that party we had
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when we first moved in here?
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Oh. Mother forman. Ha ha.
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I see that you
let yourself in again.
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Boy, that's
an awful lot of food.
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I can't imagine that you have
that many friends, kitty.
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Oh.
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Well, speaking of friends,
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how are your 4 cats?
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Hey, frank, uh,
pull my finger.
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No way.
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You were killin' me
in the car, man.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Oh, good, you're home.
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Hey, kitty.
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I like your outfit.
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You're a kitty.
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Yes, I am, frank.
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And what are you?
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A bum.
I'm a bum!
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And I knew that.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Red, honey, um...
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I--i--i could
use some help here.
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Look, um...
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Gee, kitty,
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I'd really like
to help you out,
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but we gotta take these out
to the garage and get plowed!
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He is such a good boy.
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[Ring]
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Hello.
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Oh, hi, Dr. Farrell.
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Hmm.
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[Chuckles]
Really?
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Oh, my god.
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Ohh!
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Oh! Thank you.
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Thank you, doctor.
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[Laughing]
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Yeah. Thank you.
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Wrong number.
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Oh, god, no!
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You're pregnant.
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Yes, I am.
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Do you know
who the father is?
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You know what
I hear is nice?
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Florida.
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Look at this dump.
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No wonder Hyde
tried to burn it down.
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You know, Fez,
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a man died in that fire.
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A gym teacher.
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Coach...
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Smith.
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Some say his specter
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still roams the halls
to this day.
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[Ghostly voice]
Take a la-a-a-p...
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Give me 20.
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Walk it of-f-f-f...
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All right, guys,
let's just cut it out, okay?
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You're scaring the women.
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[Window bangs]
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Out of my way!
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Kelso,
it was the window.
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Yeah, I knew that.
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Out of my way?!
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No, I didn't say that.
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Yes, you did, just before
you knocked her over.
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No. I--i was
protecting you.
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Protecting me?
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Yeah. I was trying
to draw the ghosts
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away from you.
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Ghosts are attracted
to movement.
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That's a scientific
fact.
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You know what?
I don't care.
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You're an idiot,
and science is stupid!
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Donna, let's go.
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Gee, wonder what
we're gonna talk about.
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You're do-0-o-med.
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God, I can't believe
Michael pushed me
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out of the way like that.
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Me neither.
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I figured he'd use you
as a human shield.
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Donna, the most noble thing
a man can do
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is lay down his life
for the woman he loves.
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Ideally, while she's still
young and can remarry.
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Do you know
who protected me there?
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Fez.
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Well, he had to.
He's Batman.
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And the man said...
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Here's your daughter's
sweater.
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She left it
in my car last night."
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And the woman said...
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Why, that's impossible.
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My daughter died
10 years ago...
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Wearing that...
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Very...
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Sweater."
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So?
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So, she was dead.
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And...
He gave her a ride.
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And she was dead!
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When I was 6,
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the mayor of our town
was hung from a tree.
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Your story
was not scary.
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Not scary?
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The ghost of a dead girl
gave him her sweater.
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What does a ghost need
with a sweater, man?
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Maybe it's to keep her guts
from falling out.
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You can tell
it was not scary
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because Michael-ina here...
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Did not run screaming
for the door.
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Hey. Where is it written
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that a guy has to protect
his girl? Huh?
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And I'll have you know that
the feminine form of my name
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is Michelle.
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Look, Michelle...
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I don't want to come out
in favor of saving Jackie,
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but that's
the price you pay
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for docking your love boat
in Jackie-vallarta.
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Okay. So ichabod crane
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lived in the village
of sleepy hollow...
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Wait, don't tell me.
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He left his jacket
somewhere.
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Okay, that's it.
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Halloween's over.
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There's just-- there's nothing
that scares us anymore.
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Guys, we found
something scary.
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Yeah, it was in
the principal's office.
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Oh, my god.
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Those look like...
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Like...
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They are.
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Our permanent records.
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Wow!
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Our permanent records.
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Uh, you know what?
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They probably
left these here
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after the school
burned down.
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Hey.
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Pinciotti, Donna.
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Well...
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Looks like someone we know
had a real hard time
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keeping their clothes on
in kindergarten.
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What?
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It was just
a stupid phase.
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I'm sure glad
that's over.
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Oh, listen to this.
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I fear that despite
Steven's high I.Q.,
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he is a born
troublemaker
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and is destined to be
the smartest man..."
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In his cell block.
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What?!
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They couldn't have known that
in second grade.
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Steven willfully
and maliciously
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destroyed
Christine del bueno's
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shoe box diorama
of the 4 food groups."
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You're a monster.
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A horrible,
horrible monster.
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Yeah, real funny,
but I didn't do it.
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You know what's
really funny, Hyde?
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What, forman?
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Heh heh.
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I broke the diorama.
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You?
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[Thunder]
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Hers was better
than mine.
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I had to smash it.
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I left out dairy.
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You know, that's when
everybody turned against me.
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They pegged me
as a bad kid.
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And once that happens,
you're labeled forever.
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You ruined my life, forman.
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No, he didn't.
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Hyde, no offense,
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but with an alcoholic mom
and an absent dad,
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you were bound to end up
in jail sooner or later.
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00:12:12,105 --> 00:12:14,816
Hyde, I said no offense.
269
00:12:14,983 --> 00:12:16,276
Yeah, right.
270
00:12:16,443 --> 00:12:18,278
Let's see what that file
says about you, Jackie.
271
00:12:18,445 --> 00:12:22,908
Go ahead. I have
a perfect record.
272
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,701
[Snorting laugh]
273
00:12:24,868 --> 00:12:27,371
Would anybody like to know
what Jackie's middle name is?
274
00:12:27,537 --> 00:12:30,415
[Piercing shriek]
275
00:12:30,582 --> 00:12:31,792
Jackie's middle name is--
276
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,543
nooo!
277
00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:39,174
[Whack whack whack]
278
00:12:44,304 --> 00:12:46,848
Aah!
279
00:12:52,479 --> 00:12:56,608
It's beulah.
280
00:13:01,613 --> 00:13:03,949
[Doorbell rings]
281
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,659
Kids: Trick or treat.
282
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,244
Ha ha ha ha ha!
283
00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:10,622
Oh, you look so cute
in your little costumes.
284
00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:14,042
Arrrr!
285
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,086
[Kids screaming]
286
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:17,462
Damn, frank, that's funny.
287
00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:19,464
Look, he lost his candy.
288
00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:21,049
Ha ha ha ha!
289
00:13:21,216 --> 00:13:22,426
Oh, that was not funny, red.
290
00:13:22,592 --> 00:13:23,760
Those were just little kids.
291
00:13:23,927 --> 00:13:25,971
Well, that's what
makes it funny.
292
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:27,431
Well, think about it,
honey.
293
00:13:27,597 --> 00:13:29,224
Would it be funny
if it were your own kids?
294
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:30,684
But I don't have kids.
295
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:31,935
Well, you might.
296
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,730
What are you saying?
297
00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:37,024
I'm saying...
298
00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:38,442
I'm pregnant.
299
00:13:38,608 --> 00:13:41,695
Oh, no!
300
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,531
No, I mean, uh...
301
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:47,826
Oh, crap.
302
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:50,746
Yeah.
303
00:14:02,257 --> 00:14:04,009
Okay, nobody move.
304
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:08,889
Somebody took my last box
of sugar babies.
305
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:15,395
Oh, no, wait.
I was sitting on them.
306
00:14:18,648 --> 00:14:21,026
Gee, Fez, you didn't
give forman a chance
307
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,444
to pin it on me.
308
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:23,945
I didn't pin
anything on you.
309
00:14:24,112 --> 00:14:25,113
No?
310
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,365
Well, when Mrs. Hodgkiss
311
00:14:26,531 --> 00:14:27,741
was yelling at me
in front of the whole class,
312
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:31,620
you didn't exactly step up
and take responsibility.
313
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:32,579
What were you thinking?
314
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,956
Hmm. I guess I was thinking
I'm 7!
315
00:14:35,123 --> 00:14:36,500
Hey. Hey, hey!
316
00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:39,002
Let's not fight,
all right?
317
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:41,546
It's Halloween, man.
318
00:14:41,713 --> 00:14:45,258
It's time for peace on earth
and good will towards men.
319
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:48,637
Let's read another file.
320
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,347
Yeah, 'cause that's
working out great so far.
321
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,642
All right, fine. I'll read
from my own, okay?
322
00:14:55,977 --> 00:14:57,270
Oh. Okay.
323
00:14:57,437 --> 00:14:59,481
Here's a secret you guys
don't know about me
324
00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:01,066
because it happened the
year before I moved here.
325
00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,401
When I was in
first grade,
326
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,694
I used to wear this
red cape to school
327
00:15:04,861 --> 00:15:06,530
and pretend
I was Superman.
328
00:15:06,696 --> 00:15:10,826
You must have looked
really stupid.
329
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,583
Wait, wait, wait.
First grade?
330
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,085
Yeah.
331
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,670
No, no, no.
When you moved here,
332
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,171
you and I were in first
grade. That's how we met.
333
00:15:23,338 --> 00:15:26,299
No, we didn't.
334
00:15:26,466 --> 00:15:29,886
Man, you had to repeat
first grade?
335
00:15:30,053 --> 00:15:31,346
Oh, my god!
336
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:32,889
Michael,
say it's not true.
337
00:15:33,056 --> 00:15:36,184
It was--it was cursive
writing, all right?
338
00:15:36,351 --> 00:15:38,979
All those stupid squiggles
and bumps.
339
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,314
I wouldn't do it.
340
00:15:41,481 --> 00:15:43,233
You mean
you couldn't do it.
341
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,693
No! I wouldn't do it!
342
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,362
And that's why
they held me back.
343
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:51,825
Plus, I might have
killed the class bunny.
344
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,703
Why?!
345
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,914
That's okay, kelso.
Let it out.
346
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,083
I mean, it sucked,
you know?
347
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,543
Living this lie,
348
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,753
pretending to be a year
younger than I really am.
349
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,046
Wait a minute.
350
00:16:05,213 --> 00:16:07,757
You're 18?
351
00:16:07,924 --> 00:16:09,593
Yeah.
352
00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:10,802
I mean...
353
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,179
That's why I've always
seemed more mature
354
00:16:12,345 --> 00:16:15,682
than you guys.
355
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:17,184
Are you telling me
356
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:18,518
that all this time
357
00:16:18,685 --> 00:16:20,937
you could have been
buying us beer?
358
00:16:21,104 --> 00:16:24,816
You bastard.
359
00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:28,820
What--
360
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:29,863
no!
361
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:31,031
It's not
what you think.
362
00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:33,575
You're dead to me.
363
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,619
But Eric
ruined your life.
364
00:16:35,785 --> 00:16:40,165
And if I had a beer, I could
be getting over it right now.
365
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,083
Beer!
366
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:44,711
Beer!
367
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,630
Beer!
368
00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:48,798
All right, everybody,
just leave him alone!
369
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:49,966
Okay? Because
he may be a liar,
370
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:51,468
but at least he's not
a backstabber like Eric.
371
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,970
Stay out of this, beulah.
372
00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:55,472
Oh, don't call me that.
373
00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:56,973
Oh, sorry...
374
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:59,643
Beulah.
375
00:16:59,809 --> 00:17:01,061
Fine.
376
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,521
You know what?
377
00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:04,272
Donna kissed Hyde
last year.
378
00:17:04,439 --> 00:17:05,649
What?!
379
00:17:05,815 --> 00:17:07,609
Don't mess with me.
380
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:08,860
That--
381
00:17:09,027 --> 00:17:10,403
that's a lie.
Hyde kissed me.
382
00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:13,365
Well, that is just
so much better.
383
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,116
How--how could you
do this, man?
384
00:17:15,283 --> 00:17:17,285
I guess I'm just
a born troublemaker.
385
00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:19,329
Or maybe you
turned me into one.
386
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:20,789
You are so dead, beulah.
387
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,667
Hey! Leave her alone,
all right?
388
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,085
Okay. Yeah.
389
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,836
Jackie told me
Fez was a better kisser
390
00:17:27,003 --> 00:17:28,380
than you, kelso.
391
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:32,217
Aah!
392
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,052
Hey. Were you ever
gonna tell me about Hyde?
393
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,054
It hurts when your friends
stab you in the back, don't it?
394
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,347
How would I know?!
395
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:38,974
I have no friends!
396
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,350
Let's go, pal!
397
00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,394
[All arguing
and shouting at once]
398
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:46,481
Stop it!
399
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:51,069
Can't you see
what is happening?
400
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:54,990
Those permanent records
are tearing us apart.
401
00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:03,081
Batman's right.
402
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,792
Look what we've become.
403
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:08,169
We're like animals.
404
00:18:08,336 --> 00:18:10,338
Those files
405
00:18:10,505 --> 00:18:12,966
are evil, man.
406
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,301
We've got to
destroy them.
407
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:15,719
But how, Jackie?
408
00:18:15,885 --> 00:18:18,555
How?
409
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,308
Oh, my god.
410
00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:24,102
Now my sugar babies
really are gone.
411
00:18:33,903 --> 00:18:35,697
Kitty.
412
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:40,076
I'm really sorry
about what I said.
413
00:18:40,243 --> 00:18:41,661
You mean, "oh, no"
414
00:18:41,828 --> 00:18:46,374
and "crap"?
415
00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:49,085
Right, that's it.
416
00:18:49,252 --> 00:18:50,879
I'm sorry. I...
417
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,631
It's just...
418
00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:55,634
Well, it was
a big shock, you know.
419
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,385
It was a really big shock
for me, too,
420
00:18:57,552 --> 00:19:01,389
and I said, "oh, good"
and "yay."
421
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:05,101
No, i--i--
I feel like that, too.
422
00:19:05,268 --> 00:19:08,396
It's just that I...
423
00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:10,523
Well, I...
424
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:13,777
I needed a minute
for it to sink in.
425
00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:17,739
But once it sunk in, I
realized I was really happy.
426
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,327
You really mean that?
427
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,037
Of course I do.
428
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,622
It's gonna be great.
429
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,248
I can't wait
to be a father.
430
00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:28,667
Hey, red!
431
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,085
Great news!
I found a way
432
00:19:30,251 --> 00:19:33,421
to drink beer faster!
Come on!
433
00:19:35,423 --> 00:19:37,175
Go home, frank.
434
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,802
I'm busy.
435
00:19:38,968 --> 00:19:41,262
Okay. Yeah.
436
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,599
Oh, wow.
437
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,017
Ha ha.
438
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:48,353
I think you're maturing.
439
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,063
Well...
440
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,440
You know,
the truth is...
441
00:19:52,607 --> 00:19:54,859
Frank's getting on my
nerves a little bit.
442
00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:57,445
I mean, he's--
he's kind of...
443
00:19:57,612 --> 00:19:59,989
He's an ass.
444
00:20:00,156 --> 00:20:02,951
And he's dumb.
445
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,786
He's a...
446
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,705
[Heavenly chorus sings]
447
00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:11,751
Dumb-ass.
448
00:20:14,462 --> 00:20:15,839
Hey.
449
00:20:16,005 --> 00:20:19,467
Come here.
450
00:20:31,312 --> 00:20:32,814
And then
you gave birth
451
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,357
to a beautiful
daughter.
452
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:35,817
And then Eric.
453
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,277
Who is just wonderful.
454
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:40,029
And I've grown up
a lot since then.
455
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:45,160
Oh, you're dead,
kid!
456
00:20:46,661 --> 00:20:50,290
[Wolf howling]
457
00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,588
Michael, I'm cold.
458
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,006
And this is stupid.
459
00:20:58,173 --> 00:20:59,466
We should just
burn the files.
460
00:20:59,632 --> 00:21:01,384
Jackie, they've already
been in a fire.
461
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:05,054
They can't be destroyed
that way.
462
00:21:05,221 --> 00:21:08,475
See you in hell,
permanent records.
463
00:21:10,643 --> 00:21:14,314
And we have to swear we'll
never speak of this ever again.
464
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:18,568
Except the part about
kelso buying us beer.
465
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,528
Yeah, naturally.
466
00:21:20,695 --> 00:21:22,405
But otherwise, it's like this
night never happened, okay?
467
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,115
Okay.
468
00:21:24,282 --> 00:21:27,952
Yeah.
469
00:21:29,287 --> 00:21:31,247
Beulah.
470
00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:54,813
Nooo! Nooo! Nooo!
471
00:21:54,979 --> 00:21:58,149
Aah!
472
00:21:58,316 --> 00:21:59,609
Mmm.
473
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:02,695
Stolen sugar babies.
474
00:22:02,719 --> 00:22:07,719
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