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so, look at us.
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This is just like a Norman
Rockwell painting.
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Mom is serving breakfast,
daddy's reading the newspaper,
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and brother Eric is trying to
hide a big purple nasty hickey.
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What? Hickey,
I don't have a hickey.
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You know, Eric, hickeys
lead to dirty things.
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For god's sakes, don't
let Donna suck your neck.
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She's a nice girl.
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I don't have a hickey.
I was using a curling iron.
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Oh, well, will you
just look at that.
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No! Mom!
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Red, remember that time--
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no, and neither do you.
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Okay.
[Laughs]
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So, um, Laurie, what's
on the agenda today?
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Agenda?
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A list of goals
or actions
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one might feel good
about achieving
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so as to...
Eric, you tell her.
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Mom, come on, relax.
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I'm still getting used
to being back home.
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Yeah, flunking out of college
can be draining--phew!
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[Sternly]
Eric.
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Oh, come on,
that was so mild.
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Well, Laurie, all you do
is sit around the house
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and watch television.
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You should come down
to the hospital
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and volunteer.
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She's right, Laurie.
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Daddy!
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You know, I think Eric
needs an agenda.
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Look at his neck.
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It's a birthmark.
It's been there since birth.
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Good morning, class.
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Oh, good morning, orphan.
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Good morning.
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That's all you got?
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[Groans]
Whore.
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Mom, he called me
a whore.
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Yeah.
Steven, honey...
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You are too young for
coffee. Have some juice.
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Mrs. Forman,
I need coffee.
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Your son kept me up all night
bragging about his hickey.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪we're all all right ♪
♪we're all all right♪♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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Okay. Whatever
you do, Eric,
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do not wear a turtleneck
to school, okay?
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It's a dead giveaway.
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Yeah, I'd go for
a decorative scarf.
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Thank you.
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Did you have to tell
everyone about the hickey?
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Well, everyone can kind
of see it, vampira.
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Laurie had a field day
at breakfast.
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Yeah, I hopped
on that dog pile, too.
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You sure did,
you dillhole.
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All right, forman,
yeah, that was sort of mean.
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Probably what
I should have said is...
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"I'm sick of
sharing a room with you
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and all of your disgusting
fluids and gasses."
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Oh, and yours are
just dreamy, Hyde.
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Excuse me, may I please
have a hickey, please?
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No.
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Please?
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No!
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Jackie?
No!
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Please?
No!
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So, the two of you do
things to please your man.
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Well, Fez is a man.
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Why do you not
please him?
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Why?
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Jackie,
just give him a hickey.
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Okay, I'm going home.
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Donna: Me, too.
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Gotta go shopping
with my mom.
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Suddenly it's like
really important
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that we be best friends.
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What happened?
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Oh, she's been reading.
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Reading. Damn it, when
will they learn?
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Yeah, finally, I thought
Jackie'd never leave.
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Okay, kelso,
what are you doing?
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Well, I need a sexy
memento from Laurie.
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What I'm gonna commemorate
our forbidden love...
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With panties.
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Fine. Just take your
panties and go home.
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Man, those are
my mom's! Come on!
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Okay, forman, look, man,
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I'm not telling you
how to live your life,
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but if someone touched
my mom's panties...
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[Shudders]
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Hyde, didn't everyone
touch your mom's panties?
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Burn!
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Man, that was a burn.
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Okay, forman,
I have a solution
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to this whole "you being
a pain in my ass
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we sharing a room" thing.
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You move out.
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Of my room?
Yeah.
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Well, uh, that's just
not gonna happen.
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Okay, fine, I'll move out,
you big baby.
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Still friends?
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I need time to heal.
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Okay, these are Laurie's,
right?
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Kelso, what exactly
are you gonna do
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with those panties?
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Just look at them.
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Kelso, did you
ever notice
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that Laurie and Eric
have the same eyes?
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So, if you're doing it
with Laurie,
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and she's perhaps
wearing a hat,
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it's kind of like you're
doing it with Eric, too.
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So, here we are.
Together. Again.
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Yeah.
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I'm just loving the time
we spend together, Donna.
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In my new book,
our mothers, ourselves,
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it says we're supposed
to be friends.
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We should talk to
each other and listen.
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Your stupid father
never listens.
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Is there anything in your book
about not insulting my father?
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Oh, I don't know, I only
read the first chapter.
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Oh, okay, no more talking
about your father.
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So, how do you like
the clogs I bought you?
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Oh, they're awesome.
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Oh, good, 'cause your
father's an ass!
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[Yawns]
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Kelso took your underwear.
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[Groans]
That's like the third pair.
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[Groans]
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Give me the remote control.
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Give me a reason why I
shouldn't set you on fire.
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[Muffled screams]
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All right, Laurie,
take your best shot!
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[Doorbell rings]
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Oh, red, we talked about
this. Let him go.
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Hello, Laurie.
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I apologize for
coming unannounced,
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but i--
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mom, daddy,
this is professor stark.
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He was my art history
teacher.
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Well, actually, I was
your psychology teacher.
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Well, whatever you taught
her, she flunked it.
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Eric.
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So, you're from the, uh,
university of Wisconsin?
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Are you here
to give me back my money?
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Well, actually, I came
here because of Laurie.
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Oh, yes.
He came to see
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if the university
would take me back.
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Really? Oh, please,
here, have a seat.
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I'll make coffee
and cake--
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I'll make coffee cake.
And coffee! [Laughs]
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Oh, gosh, really,
can you get her back
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into the university
and out of my house?
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Well, I'm going
to try my darndest.
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Well, this is
really good news.
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That's the best news
I've ever heard.
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Yes it is. I want to get
Laurie back in school.
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Professor, question.
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Uh, how lame, exactly,
is your student body
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if you're trying to get
this dumb cow back--
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Eric!
Don't be a smart mouth.
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We've got company.
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Yeah, yeah,
go make coffee.
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Don't scare him off.
He's our only hope.
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So, um, maybe you could
stay for dinner?
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Why, yes, thank you.
Th-that would be lovely.
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Oh, and I believe, uh, these
paint chips are yours.
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Well, these are--are the
color of our front door,
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aren't they?
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Yeah. You had a
paint chip hanging
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from your front door
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so i--i started
to peel it
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and I guess I got
a little overzealous.
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Um, psychology, huh?
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Yes, yes.
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Human foibles
fascinate me.
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Hey, dad.
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Where have
you two been?
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Uh, mom bought me
these clogs.
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Aren't they great?
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Oh, she bought you clogs.
[Laughs] With my money.
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So officially
I bought you clogs.
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No, Bob,
I bought her the clogs.
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Get in the car, Donna. I'm
gonna buy you something.
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Uh, actually, dad, I've
got homework and...
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Do you love your daddy?
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Yes. Let's go.
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Looks like you're going
shopping with the big ass!
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I don't think so.
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Eric, I need you
to go to the store
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and get me 3 pounds
of ground beef, lean.
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Mom, look, before you go
and blow 20 more cents
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a pound on ground beef,
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this guy is not gonna get
Laurie back into college.
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She's stupid and evil.
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Mostly stupid.
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Eric, she's not stupid.
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She's just--
she has...Special...
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Just go.
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Hyde!
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Kitty: Oh, honey, just share
the room with Eric.
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No, thank you. I'm fine.
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[Groans]
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Busted.
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No way!
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Yep. Laurie
and her professor,
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tonguing in the garage
like hungry dogs.
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It was very disgusting.
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No, no, you see,
because Laurie
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wouldn't just make out
with some old guy.
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She wouldn't do that.
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No, it's true, man.
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I was in the upstairs
closet trying out my cot
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and I saw them.
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It was like live porno,
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but not good porno, 'cause
he's like really, really old.
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It was like old bad porno.
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Michael, why do you care if
Laurie kisses her professor?
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Yeah, kelso,
why do you care?
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Well, because.
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You see, it's wrong
for an old person
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to make out with an
innocent young student.
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God, you're noble.
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Innocent?
Okay, Eric, no offense,
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but your sister is
as slutty as they come.
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Eric, are you gonna let her
say that about your sister?
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Sure.
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Hey, forman,
did you realize
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that there's a room
back here, man?
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And it barely stinks!
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Perfect.
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You can sit back there
beneath your bare bulb
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writing angry letters
to the government.
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Hyde: Oh,
don't think I won't.
258
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,965
You see what's beautiful
here, people?
259
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,467
I finally have something
on Laurie.
260
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:27,764
I own her. Oh, yeah,
she is so screwed.
261
00:13:27,931 --> 00:13:31,810
All right. Just be nice.
262
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:40,986
Look. Did everyone
see my hickey?
263
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,531
Somebody loves me.
264
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:47,451
Moron, you gave that
to yourself.
265
00:13:47,617 --> 00:13:49,786
It's still wet.
[Laughs]
266
00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:51,747
Oh, no, I did not.
267
00:13:51,913 --> 00:13:57,794
Somebody loves me.
There is a lady love.
268
00:13:57,961 --> 00:14:01,340
There is!
269
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,472
So, you like the shirt
I bought you?
270
00:14:08,638 --> 00:14:12,267
[Sighs]
It's very nice.
271
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:13,602
I wasn't sure,
272
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,187
because you didn't put
it on in the store,
273
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,732
like you did
with the clogs.
274
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:22,611
[Thumps]
275
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:26,031
I knew it.
You hate the shirt.
276
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,658
[Thump]
277
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,078
Nice digs, huh?
278
00:14:31,244 --> 00:14:32,371
It's perfect.
279
00:14:32,537 --> 00:14:33,789
This is the room where
we put all that crap
280
00:14:33,955 --> 00:14:36,750
we just can't throw away.
281
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,503
Like you.
282
00:14:39,669 --> 00:14:41,755
Forman, is it just me or do
your mom and dad like me
283
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:45,467
a whole lot better
than they like you?
284
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:48,678
See, I kid, but you hurt.
285
00:14:48,845 --> 00:14:50,555
Kitty: Boys, dinner!
286
00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:52,057
All right, man,
287
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,975
you ready to make Laurie
squeal like the family pig?
288
00:14:54,142 --> 00:14:57,938
Ohh, yes.
289
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,357
You're gonna punk out,
aren't you?
290
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,609
Well, it is my nature.
291
00:15:02,776 --> 00:15:06,029
Look, forman, you've always
been the runt of the litter.
292
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:10,367
This is your chance to bite
the big dog on the ass.
293
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:16,289
So my advice to you is...
Bite the big dog on the ass.
294
00:15:16,456 --> 00:15:19,042
Okay, what if I let her off
with a warning, you know?
295
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,169
Just this one time.
296
00:15:21,336 --> 00:15:24,297
Well, that would be
the mature choice...
297
00:15:24,464 --> 00:15:26,049
But not evil!
298
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:27,467
You gotta
think evil, man!
299
00:15:27,634 --> 00:15:30,220
Where would we be
without the a-bomb?
300
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:32,639
Well, actually, the war
was all but won when--
301
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:37,561
shut up! Okay, now,
let's--let's review.
302
00:15:37,727 --> 00:15:42,941
Daddy, Eric has dirty
magazines under his bed.
303
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,402
Daddy, Eric snuck out
last night.
304
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:49,614
Daddy, I saw Eric
drinking all your beer.
305
00:15:49,781 --> 00:15:52,117
Daddy, Eric made it hard
for me to concentrate
306
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:55,787
so I flunked out of college.
307
00:15:55,954 --> 00:16:01,835
Daddy, Eric used
all my hand lotion.
308
00:16:06,631 --> 00:16:09,843
Okay, that bitch is dead.
309
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,066
So, um, this news
about Laurie leaving
310
00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:26,735
is just a little
ray of sunshine.
311
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,404
[Laughs]
312
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:30,822
Well, I just wish
that more teachers
313
00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:33,033
cared about their students
like you do.
314
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,493
I think it all started
going downhill
315
00:16:34,659 --> 00:16:38,497
when you couldn't
paddle the kids anymore.
316
00:16:38,663 --> 00:16:42,459
[Laughs] Pansy-ass
supreme court.
317
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,002
Shut up.
318
00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:46,713
Hey, forman, he who
hesitates is boned.
319
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,340
Laurie is one of the
most gifted young women
320
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,217
in my class.
321
00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:54,095
I've always enjoyed
having her.
322
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:57,974
[Kissing]
I own you.
323
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,270
Is there something
wrong with the bread?
324
00:17:02,437 --> 00:17:05,982
No. Why?
325
00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:10,529
Oh, Laurie,
I know something
326
00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:14,950
that you don't know that
I know, you know?
327
00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:17,452
Yes, yes.
328
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:21,748
Tell us, forman,
so that we can all know.
329
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,959
You don't know anything.
330
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:25,710
And if you
do know something,
331
00:17:25,877 --> 00:17:28,505
I will make you sorry
you were ever born.
332
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:29,839
Well,
for your information,
333
00:17:30,006 --> 00:17:31,550
I'm already sorry
I was ever born.
334
00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:32,926
Eric!
335
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,512
See?
336
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:39,474
So, what does she need to do
to get back into school?
337
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:43,061
Well, she'll have
to work with me,
338
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,564
make a commitment
to school.
339
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:47,649
She'll really have
to buckle down.
340
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,694
[Laughs] Well, what
do you think, Laurie?
341
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:53,238
Are you willing
to give it a go?
342
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:57,659
[Laughs] Oh, mother,
she's very willing.
343
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:01,913
You know, dad, I just saw the
most interesting thing today,
344
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,748
in the garage.
345
00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:05,625
[Thinking] Burst into
flames, burst into flames!
346
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:07,877
Burst into flames!
347
00:18:08,044 --> 00:18:11,339
It was just--it was
so surprising.
348
00:18:11,506 --> 00:18:14,467
Oh, Eric, do tell.
349
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:15,885
I saw Laurie--
350
00:18:16,052 --> 00:18:19,806
I'm in love
with your daughter.
351
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:25,854
Dad. Dad, wait!
352
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,360
Did you two
have fun?
353
00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:33,653
A blast.
354
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:35,614
Oh, Donna, that shirt
your father bought you
355
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:38,617
makes you
look so fat.
356
00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:42,662
Yeah? Well, those clogs
make you look like a duck.
357
00:18:42,829 --> 00:18:44,122
Okay, you know what?
358
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,665
Both of you guys
really need to shut up.
359
00:18:45,832 --> 00:18:47,917
I'm so sick of
hearing you fighting.
360
00:18:48,084 --> 00:18:49,794
Do you even know what
you're fighting about?
361
00:18:49,961 --> 00:18:52,005
Uh--oh--i know
she started it!
362
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:54,507
I only got mad because I
knew you were gonna get mad.
363
00:18:54,674 --> 00:18:56,718
All right, okay, what--you
know what? Whatever.
364
00:18:56,885 --> 00:19:02,432
Just no more fighting with
each other through me. Got it?
365
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:04,392
Although I would like you to
continue buying me things.
366
00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:06,895
I mean, thank you.
367
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:08,938
♪ She likes
the shirt better ♪
368
00:19:09,105 --> 00:19:11,900
Stuff it, slob.
369
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,985
Ooh, good comeback, ooh!
370
00:19:14,152 --> 00:19:15,320
Ooh!
371
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,988
Pbbbth!
372
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:20,950
Mr. Forman, I really want to
get Laurie back in school.
373
00:19:25,538 --> 00:19:27,082
Oh, for god's sake, Laurie,
374
00:19:27,248 --> 00:19:31,252
the man's in love with you
and you still couldn't pass?
375
00:19:33,254 --> 00:19:36,383
So?
376
00:19:36,549 --> 00:19:39,386
So I guess
I disappointed you, daddy.
377
00:19:39,552 --> 00:19:42,222
I'm really sorry.
378
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,099
I just wish
he wouldn't have
379
00:19:44,265 --> 00:19:49,020
taken advantage of me
and my love for education.
380
00:19:49,187 --> 00:19:52,190
[Laughs]
That is just so weak.
381
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,693
Well, I guess you're
not the first student
382
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:57,153
to be taken advantage
of by a teacher.
383
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,447
Oh, wait. Where are you
going with that, dad?
384
00:19:59,614 --> 00:20:01,950
Just try and not to be
too hard on yourself.
385
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,285
No, no!
386
00:20:04,452 --> 00:20:07,622
No!
387
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:10,166
And the really
sad thing is
388
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,919
Eric saw him
kiss me today
389
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:17,006
and he didn't even
try to stop him.
390
00:20:17,173 --> 00:20:18,508
'Cause she wanted it!
391
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:21,386
You knew about this and
you didn't do anything?
392
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:24,139
She's your sister!
393
00:20:24,305 --> 00:20:28,268
Yeah, Eric. Why?
394
00:20:29,018 --> 00:20:31,438
I'll deal
with you later, Eric.
395
00:20:31,604 --> 00:20:33,815
Come on, Laurie. I'll
make you a cup of coffee
396
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:37,318
and explain to you
the nature of men.
397
00:20:37,485 --> 00:20:38,903
It's something I thought
you already knew
398
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:43,074
but apparently
you don't.
399
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:46,578
Oh, Eric,
I forgive you.
400
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,915
Well, this is
unforgivable.
401
00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:55,628
In fact, you suck!
402
00:20:55,795 --> 00:20:59,424
I'll be in my room.
403
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:07,307
Oh, mom. Oh, my god, mom.
404
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:10,560
I had her in my sights.
405
00:21:10,727 --> 00:21:16,149
I mean, she was
right in the cross hairs.
406
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:23,114
Oh, honey, you know I love
you and your sister equally.
407
00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:25,909
But if you ever get
an opportunity again,
408
00:21:26,075 --> 00:21:30,538
for god's sake
pull the trigger.
409
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:35,460
♪♪♪
410
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,006
I'm gonna tell you
something, Laurie.
411
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:41,549
If you slept
with that professor,
412
00:21:41,716 --> 00:21:44,219
it's over
between you and me.
413
00:21:44,385 --> 00:21:45,845
Kelso, I slept with
him a thousand times.
414
00:21:46,012 --> 00:21:48,890
Why must you hurt me?
415
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,392
Shut up.
416
00:21:51,559 --> 00:21:55,980
Hey, hey, get out! Get out.
I hate you both!
417
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:03,738
Go home, Fez.
418
00:22:03,762 --> 00:22:08,762
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