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Let's go.
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Let's hang out.
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Did you call me or something?
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No. Or text?
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Nope.
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What did I tell you to let yourself into
my house? It's weird.
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Please, you're being dramatic.
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What if I was naked? What if I was in
this pose?
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You're not naked or in this pose.
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I'm saying normal people like text and
call or whatever before they come over
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their friend's house.
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Oh my god, it's no big deal. I was in
the neighborhood.
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I knew you were going to be home, and so
I just came in. It's not a big deal.
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Okay, where are we going?
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To the cemetery.
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Where are we going to the cemetery?
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We're hanging out.
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You want to hang out with your best
friend?
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Why? At the cemetery.
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Why do you like this? Why can't we do
normal stuff?
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Come on, it is normal.
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Yeah, for you.
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Let's go.
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Please.
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Can you get your boots off the couch?
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No.
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My feet are always on the couch, by the
way.
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Yeah, I know.
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That's like... You're choosing today to
let it bother you?
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No, I'm just... I've told you multiple
times.
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You just never listen to me.
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Okay. But I would like for you to go
with me.
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Out. Because I don't want to be inside.
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And I would... Really like to be
outside.
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Can we just, like, chill here for a
little bit? Before we go, like, summon
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demons or whatever ridiculous shit
you're gonna try to make me do?
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Oh, my God.
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I'm bored.
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Yeah, you're always bored.
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Okay, but I'm bored now.
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Okay, why don't you... Why don't you
hang out with, like, Ryan?
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It wouldn't, like... Normally, you'd be,
like, coming over, like, later.
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We broke up.
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When? Today.
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What happened?
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It's not a big deal. I just, it's not
important. He's dead to me.
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What?
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You guys dated for like a while.
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Okay, well, he sucks.
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I mean, it does kind of suck, but
respectfully.
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Yeah, well, he does. And it doesn't
matter if it's disrespectfully because
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over.
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Damn.
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Yeah. Anyway, let's go.
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You know what's crazy?
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They're like, we've never, like, dated.
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Isn't that weird?
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No.
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I'm totally not your type.
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What do you mean?
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Yeah, you would not date somebody like
me.
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Yeah, what?
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We hang out all the time. Like, you're
my friend.
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And you're, you know, you're hot. And,
like, you're annoying sometimes.
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And rude.
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And kind of, like, mentally unstable a
little bit.
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I would totally, like... So many
redeeming qualities that you would want
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girlfriend. I'm just saying. I'm just
wondering, like, why it never... I just
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don't see us dating, honestly. I don't
think we're compatible at all.
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I think so.
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I always have to make you do things with
me, and you never want to do them, and
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you push back.
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And ideally, like, someone that I'm
dating would want to do them happily and
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freely.
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I think there's no difference.
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I still do stuff.
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I just, I don't see it.
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I don't, you know, and I... I think we
should like, I think we should give it a
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shot.
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Why not?
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You're just not into the things that I'm
into.
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Yeah, I am. Sure I am. You're not.
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Sound like what?
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I don't know. You hate everything.
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I'll be into whatever you're into.
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No.
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You're not like that.
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Yeah, sure I can be.
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Like, what kind of puff?
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Like, would you let me peg you?
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What is that?
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I don't even have the time to teach you
what these things are. Like, time is
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malleable.
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I mean, I guess, maybe.
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Do whatever, you know?
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You definitely would not be into it,
okay?
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So, I don't even...
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I don't understand why we're talking
about this. We could be hanging out at
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cemetery.
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You know. Yeah, we could still do that.
I'm just saying, like, you know.
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We could do that boyfriend -girlfriend
thing.
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That would be cool, maybe. I don't know.
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You know what? You are... I just don't
think even
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sexually that...
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You would be into anything.
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You know, the pegging stuff. You don't
even know what it is.
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I don't think you would like me stepping
on you in certain ways, which I'm
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into personally.
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Stepping on what?
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Stepping on me?
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Yeah. Where?
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On your balls.
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On my balls?
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Yeah. Why would you do that?
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because i think it's funny okay well
maybe okay it does turn me on a little
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okay so maybe something i wouldn't be
into i don't think we need
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to do that but like i would probably we
probably have a lot of fun doing other
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stuff like what anything else besides
stomping on my nuts i'm saying you know
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and honestly i just i just i don't think
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The things that I like would turn you
on, you know, like Ryan would get turned
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on just by like staring at my boot.
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What?
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Yeah. And I feel like you, you don't get
turned on by me at all.
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I definitely get turned on by you. I
mean, maybe not exactly your boots. I
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they're cool.
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Okay.
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I don't know. I just need someone that's
like fell into me that they would let
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me do whatever I wanted.
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I just think that's, I think that's me
basically.
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you know i'm just saying like i don't
know just maybe we could try this around
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little bit sometime you know no pressure
i'm just you know like
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now what like right now no like right
now
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wait you see no no i mean like right
right now just pull my weight around see
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look at this you're not even hard
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Like, I'm sitting in front of you
looking hot.
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I don't get... You know, boners
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like that all the time.
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Like, come on. I need you to be hard for
me and you're not.
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Give me a second.
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Would you give me a second?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I can get hard. I can get hard.
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Can you give me a chance?
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Yeah, I'm gonna wait.
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But, you know, I came here with my hot
outfit on and... No, I think your
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outfit's hot. Like, maybe I could
just... Could I just take something
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You know, maybe like... Like down there?
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Like if you saw that?
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That would be... It would help? Yeah.
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That would be cool.
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Does that turn you on?
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Yeah, it's nice.
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You're super hot.
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Well, I see you're getting more hard
than you were before.
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What do you think?
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I mean, it's like a decent size.
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I mean, it's not huge, but you know.
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Was it right?
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See,
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it's going good, right?
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Yeah.
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I think we're getting there.
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That's my butt.
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Well, if you're going to be with me,
you're going to have to let me near your
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ass.
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Okay.
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More enthusiastically. Okay.
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Okay. Yeah, that's fine.
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That kind
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of
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feels good.
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I'm open -minded.
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Oh wow.
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You really like that.
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I'm going to do it.
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You are.
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Sorry Can
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you
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like using your dick yeah
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That's good.
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My husband is going to be behind.
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