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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Nobody's home.
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Wait, Bobby, I'm here to collect
your camping fee. You're late.
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- I just paid it.
- That was two years ago.
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Man, time flies when you're
blind shit-faced drunk!
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Hold on one second, and
I'll grab you some cash.
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- Stick 'em up, [Bleep].
- Aah!
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Give me your wallet. Give
me your goddamn wallet!
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Come on, come on. Gimme, gimme, gimme!
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There you go, buddy.
That should cover it.
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Hey, I used to have a
wallet just like that.
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Oh, uh, you wanna buy it?
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Sure. Score!
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♪ Brickleberry!
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♪ Brickleberry!
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All right, Rangers, time for the park
renovation, beautification update.
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I'd like to suggest a
breast reduction for Steve.
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Noted. Connie, how are the trees?
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Evergreen.
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Steve, teeth-whitening?
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Just let me stick the
tray in. Aah! Dear God!
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Ethel, grass upgrade report.
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I'm almost done, but do we
really have to use lead paint?
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It's so bad for the environment.
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Shut up, the environment will be fine.
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Hey, it's the circle of life.
Hakuna matata, everybody.
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And the circle continues. Clean it up!
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Why are we working our asses off?
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Because Brickleberry's gonna
win National Park of the year.
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No way am I gonna let
those pussies at Yellowstone
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take it for the tenth time in a row.
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What's so bad about our park, anyway?
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Well, we do have the world's
only premature geyser.
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Ten, nine...
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Ewe!
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Sorry, that almost never happens.
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Wait, no, don't leave.
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It'll be ready to go
again in a couple of hours.
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Uh, we'll just keep the Judge focused
on our good parts, like right here.
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Uh!
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[Bleep] Her. Circle of life.
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- So what do we get if we win?
- We get the greatest gift of all.
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A coffee date with Viggo Mortensen?
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No. We get to be on the cover
of Nationwide Park Magazine!
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When I worked at Yellowstone,
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we were on the cover every year, but
my picture was screwed up every time.
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And then I got a bee sting on my face.
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I mean, I covered it with
concealer, but I still noticed.
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So help me God, when we win, I
will look great on that cover.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tyra Skanks,
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
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But the park looks perfect.
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What the hell is that?
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Hey, look at me!
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I'm drunk and I stole a tractor!
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Woo!
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Ooh!
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Hey, your goddamn tree
wrecked into my stolen tractor.
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Now y'all owe me a new stolen tractor.
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I can't believe it.
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This is the worst thing he's ever done!
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Is it? Is it really?
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What? He gave you chocolate.
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Oh, my God! The Judge from the
magazine will be here any minute.
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Someone has to stall him
while we clean this up.
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I'm pretty good at
taking up a Judge's time.
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Come on, Steve, we gotta
kick that hick outta
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the park before he does any more damage.
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Uh!
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Here comes the Judge.
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Um, could you excuse me, please?
I need to get through here.
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Yeah, but my car broke down sideways at the
entrance you have to come back next week.
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Um, could it just walk around it?
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Oh, of course, but first, tell
me, where'd you get them skips?
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My... my skips?
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Oh, my shoes. Yes, my
wife picked them... oh!
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What? I ran out of Chloroform.
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Now, before we do this threesome,
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I just wanna make sure it ain't
gonna mess up our friendship.
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Aah! Ow!
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- What the hell y'all doing?
- Evicting you for tearing up my park!
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That wasn't me, that was "drunk Bobby".
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If you wanna talk to him,
he'll be here in 12 ounces.
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Happy hour's over, swamp people!
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You are hereby being kicked
the hell out of my park!
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Huh. This looks like it's from
the olden times. What is it?
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How am I supposed to know what the hell
it is, it's got words and shit on it.
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Wow... 1880s, da da da.
Civil War... your Cousin...
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"Reginald Wooten Possumcods"...
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Oh, my God. According to this,
you're the heir to Brickleberry Park.
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Woo!
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Wait a minute, did he call me a queer?
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Give me that! Ooh...
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Actually, Robert, what it
really says is, and I quote,
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there is no goddamn way in hell that
asshole Bobby Possumcods owns this park!
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- Don't get more official than that.
- That's not what it says.
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It says right here Bobby
owns the park, and... ugh!
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Oh, I know what it says now.
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It says get the hell off my property!
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Ow! Ow!
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Hey, come back here, you goddamn...
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Oh, Lord.
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Oh, [Bleep] It.
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We're living the dream, BoDean.
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Rangers, I know you
think we have a problem.
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This is not a problem!
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Oh, yeah, this is perfect.
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Looks like Yellowstone wins again.
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Over my perfect, photogenic dead body.
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I'm freezing. Jesus, we're living like
Al-Qaeda without the good leadership.
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Malloy, where do you think you're going?
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Anywhere but here.
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I've got this thing where I don't like
to live in Haitian-style refugee camps.
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Fine, leave. Everything's gonna
be back to normal by day's end.
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I'm gonna do a little fancy
negotiating with our friend Bobby.
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So, Bobby... I mean, Mr. Possumcods...
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What's it gonna take
to get our park back?
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How about $3.47 on a
McDonald's gift card?
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Throw in a case of Busch and it's yours.
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One time I drank so much
Busch I woke up balls-deep
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in a Kmart mannequin with a
Vidalia onion stuck up my ass.
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- That was Tuesday.
- Shut up, BoDean!
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I tell you what.
Here's my counter offer.
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That's it. This is war.
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Oh, well, at least this mud
is good for my complexion.
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It ain't mud, it's a
bunch of hog shit with...
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What are you worried about, Bobby?
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That Woody makes me nervous.
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There ain't no telling what he
might do to get this park back.
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He's got those crazy eyes.
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No offense, BoDean.
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Who the hell is that?
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Take it easy, Bobby. It's
just more people coming in.
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How'd they find out
about my trailer park?
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Not from me. I didn't tell
nobody about this place.
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Hey, BoDean!
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Thanks for telling us about this place.
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Damn it, BoDean, you
gotta keep your mouth shut!
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Don't tell no more
people they can stay here.
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Okay, Bobby.
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Hey, in-breeders, I
need a roof over my head.
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- Is there any chance I could...
- Oh, hell yeah. You can stay here.
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- BoDean!
- What? He's not a people. He's a bear.
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Shit, you got me on a technicality.
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Great. So what's your WiFi password?
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What the [Bleep]'s a WiFi?
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ObamaFan21. Capital "O" capital
"F". It's case sensitive.
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I don't even know who you are anymore.
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Ha! And people said I was an idiot for
spending my 401k on a surveillance van.
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We can watch every move
those hillbitches make!
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We'll find their weaknesses, and
then we will go in for the kill.
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I've got a camera in every
nook and cranny of this park.
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Uh, how long have you
had these cameras set up?
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Doesn't matter.
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When the Security of Brickleberry National
Park is at stake, all rules are off!
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- Woody!
- I'm just keeping us safe.
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Let me know if you need an
angle from inside the toilet.
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Ooh! There's them Slim Jim
gobbling sons of bitches!
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I gotta take 'em down.
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We gotta take 'em down, Woody.
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Bobby's our guy.
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Kill the figurehead, and
the rest will crumble.
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Yeah, but he's gone into
hiding. He must be on to us.
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This is the last visual I have of him.
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That Security detail is no joke.
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But BoDean, his number
two, is vulnerable.
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Hey, give me a few
minutes alone with him,
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and he'll not only give
up Bobby's location,
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I'll get him to admit that Brooks
& Dunn are a married gay couple.
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All I know is that I want Possumcods
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deader than Randy
Travis' liver, let's move!
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Ethel's gonna find Possumcod's location.
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Then Steve will go undercover and
plant this homing device on him.
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I'm ready to drink some beer, smoke
some meth, and convert to Islam!
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Whee-hoo.
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They're gonna eat him alive.
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Hoowhee!
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Once that homing device
is planted on Bobby,
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Mr. Drone will pinpoint
him and blow his ass up!
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Yes, people, we have a drone.
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Homeland Security's pretty loose
with the checkbook these days.
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Ha ha! Thank you 9/11!
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Excuse me, where am I?
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- Detroit.
- Detroit? What are we doing in Detroit?
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You said you wanted to go to Detroit
for my grandmama's 80th birthday party.
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Then you passed out.
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I thought it was weird because you don't
even know her. But I was like, "okay".
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I said that?
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Denzel, baby.
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I thought you said you couldn't
make it because you had to work.
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Oh, I'm on the clock. This
is my good friend, Judge.
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What am I doing here?
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The Electric Slide, white boy!
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Denzel, just take me
to the park right now!
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What'd you say, Judge?
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You watch roots backwards
so it has a happy ending?
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- What'd he say?
- Uh!
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That's a homer.
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I love squirrel ball!
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I gotta admit, this is fun. But don't
you kind of feel bad for the squirrels?
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Oh, don't worry, we get 'em drunk first.
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- Morning, BoDean.
- Morning, Aubrey.
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Bobby sent me here to get more potted
meat. He's too scared to go outside.
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Why's he afraid to go outside?
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Because Bobby found a deed from the
olden days, and then he kicked them
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Rangers' asses out, and then they came
back and tried to get us to leave, and
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we said no, and then Bobby threw that
fat fella and that girl with the blonde
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hair into the mud, and she thought
it was makeup, but it was pig shit.
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Now everybody's living there in
their trailers and camping for free
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because Bobby's not chargin' no rent.
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But he told me not say nothing,
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then he slapped me on the head so hard
it made my peter shrink back up inside me.
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Hold on, he ain't chargin' no rent?
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Yeah, but I'm smart,
so I didn't tell nobody.
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How much I owe you for
the potted meat, Aubrey?
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Don't you worry about it,
BoDean, it's on the house.
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Thanks, Aubrey. I sure
appreciate it because Bobby really
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likes potted meat with saltines,
but I can't eat it no more
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because I got this nitrate allergy,
and every time I eat it, I get the shits
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like nobody's business.
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Then this bear moved in and
he wanted the WiFi password,
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but Bobby didn't know what WiFi was...
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Hey, y'all, they're living
rent-free at Brickleberry.
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Spread the word.
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Hold on, I got another call.
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And then I played squirrel tee
ball with that talking bear,
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and then I come down here
to buy some potted meat, and
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then you locked the door
and then closed the blinds
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and that's the end of my story.
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We'll talk to you later, bye.
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[Bleep]
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NASCAR and Jesus! Am I right, people?
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Let's raise taxes and let
the queers get married.
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What'd he say about NASCAR?
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Well, well, looks like we
got some fresh meat, boys.
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Malloy, I'm on a mission. Play along.
236
00:11:23,313 --> 00:11:27,250
Not a problem. Hey, who wants to
take this guy's anal virginity?
237
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:29,285
Thanks, Malloy. You're a real pal.
238
00:11:29,286 --> 00:11:30,586
Wait, take what?
239
00:11:30,587 --> 00:11:36,047
Wait, wait, wait. What?
Wait, what are you gonna take?
240
00:11:36,187 --> 00:11:38,767
Possum's done.
241
00:11:45,402 --> 00:11:47,403
Now tell me where Bobby's hiding!
242
00:11:47,404 --> 00:11:51,507
- Or what?
- You ever heard of waterboarding?
243
00:11:51,508 --> 00:11:53,966
- You don't have running water?
- What do I need that for?
244
00:11:53,967 --> 00:11:59,749
Well, maybe I should just cut
off a couple of your fingers.
245
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,884
Jesus, you only have plastic knives?
246
00:12:01,885 --> 00:12:03,786
I got plastic spoons too.
247
00:12:03,787 --> 00:12:08,658
Well, then, I guess I'll just
pull your teeth out one by...
248
00:12:08,659 --> 00:12:10,793
Just tell me where he is, God damn it!
249
00:12:10,794 --> 00:12:11,832
I ain't no snitch.
250
00:12:11,833 --> 00:12:14,670
If you want to find out where he's
hiding, you can ask him yourself.
251
00:12:14,671 --> 00:12:17,166
Hey, Bobby, tell this
girl where you're hiding.
252
00:12:17,167 --> 00:12:19,769
I ain't gonna tell her I'm
hiding in your bathroom.
253
00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:22,863
He said he ain't gonna tell
you nothing. Sorry about that.
254
00:12:22,864 --> 00:12:25,829
I think I'm earning their trust.
255
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:26,923
Go, eagle one.
256
00:12:26,924 --> 00:12:29,178
Bobby? Great. What's his location?
257
00:12:29,179 --> 00:12:30,946
He's hiding out in BoDean's trailer.
258
00:12:30,947 --> 00:12:36,527
Get in there quick and plant
that homing device on him.
259
00:12:39,055 --> 00:12:40,189
Who the hell are you?
260
00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:42,257
Oh, are you my new Bobby double?
261
00:12:42,258 --> 00:12:44,694
Uh, yeah. I I'm your Bobby double.
262
00:12:44,695 --> 00:12:46,510
Damn, I ain't that fat and ugly.
263
00:12:46,511 --> 00:12:48,197
Yeah. Yeah, you are, Bobby.
264
00:12:48,198 --> 00:12:50,899
Well, that's good news.
He's a dead ringer.
265
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:54,020
Get him dressed, boys.
266
00:12:55,205 --> 00:12:57,065
Ooh!
267
00:12:57,607 --> 00:12:59,241
Wow, you look perfect.
268
00:12:59,242 --> 00:13:02,110
Almost too perfect,
which raises a question.
269
00:13:02,111 --> 00:13:06,784
How am I gonna know which
one of us is the real me?
270
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:08,751
Oh, I got an idea.
271
00:13:08,752 --> 00:13:11,957
Why don't you take this blinky
thing and put it in your pocket?
272
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,989
That way you know
which one of us is you.
273
00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:15,257
Damn, you're smart.
274
00:13:15,258 --> 00:13:19,662
But what if you have the blinky thing
and I don't have the blinky thing?
275
00:13:19,663 --> 00:13:22,231
Then I guess that I'm you and you're me.
276
00:13:22,232 --> 00:13:25,412
You just blew my mind.
277
00:13:27,466 --> 00:13:30,272
Steve did it! He planted
the homing device!
278
00:13:30,273 --> 00:13:34,209
We're a go. Good-bye, rednecks,
hello, park of the ye...
279
00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:36,490
Holy shit!
280
00:13:48,170 --> 00:13:50,325
All these new trailers have
trapped us in here, Woody.
281
00:13:50,326 --> 00:13:51,861
Don't launch the drone.
282
00:13:51,862 --> 00:13:54,232
Abort. Abort!
283
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:59,033
See, honey, I'm not
the only one saying it.
284
00:14:05,482 --> 00:14:08,329
Hey, y'all, please
give me your attention.
285
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:11,433
Hi, I'm Bobby, and this
is Bobby's Bobby double.
286
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:14,650
Wait, let Bobby double check.
287
00:14:14,651 --> 00:14:15,844
Yeah, I'm Bobby.
288
00:14:15,845 --> 00:14:18,700
So if y'all gonna shoot
one of us, shoot him.
289
00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:20,653
Damn, I said shoot him!
290
00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:22,743
That's what he's here
for. That's his job.
291
00:14:22,744 --> 00:14:24,979
Yeah, sorry, that's who
I was trying to shoot.
292
00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:25,985
No problem.
293
00:14:25,986 --> 00:14:29,474
Now, I'm gonna ask y'all
as nice as I possibly can...
294
00:14:29,475 --> 00:14:33,407
Get the [Bleep] out
of my trailer park...
295
00:14:33,408 --> 00:14:34,807
Please!
296
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:37,494
He did say, "please". Let's go.
297
00:14:37,495 --> 00:14:38,771
Drive carefully.
298
00:14:38,772 --> 00:14:43,092
What the hell's that supposed to mean?
299
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,350
Uh-oh.
300
00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,715
Man, I can't believe we
got so much in common.
301
00:15:00,716 --> 00:15:02,637
We both wanted to do
this our whole lives.
302
00:15:02,638 --> 00:15:04,798
Do what?
303
00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:08,537
Ow! Ooh! Oh! Ow! Ooh!
304
00:15:10,029 --> 00:15:14,475
Them fellers just broke the world
record for the tandem bull ride.
305
00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:16,197
We did it, Judge!
306
00:15:16,198 --> 00:15:19,900
Stop it, stop it! This is insane!
307
00:15:19,901 --> 00:15:24,539
I demand that you take me to
Brickleberry National Park right now!
308
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:27,523
- Oh!
- Thanks, yucko.
309
00:15:27,524 --> 00:15:30,191
Oh, can we launch
that drone now or what?
310
00:15:30,192 --> 00:15:32,313
Uh, no. Steve's still in there.
311
00:15:32,314 --> 00:15:35,983
Well, we'll kill two
birds with one drone.
312
00:15:35,984 --> 00:15:37,300
I'm serious, Ethel.
313
00:15:37,301 --> 00:15:40,781
- Woody!
- All right, fine.
314
00:15:41,123 --> 00:15:42,823
These people are animals.
315
00:15:42,824 --> 00:15:44,592
I think that baby had rabies.
316
00:15:44,593 --> 00:15:49,031
- Yeah, probably.
- Woody, launch the drone.
317
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,199
See ya in hell, Possumcods.
318
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,010
- In three, two...
- Hey, y'all.
319
00:15:54,011 --> 00:15:56,471
God damn it!
320
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,112
Ooh, I thought you guys were dead.
321
00:16:05,113 --> 00:16:06,714
Uh, your wallets are over there.
322
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:09,929
The cash burnt up, I think.
323
00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:11,152
Everybody all right?
324
00:16:11,153 --> 00:16:12,366
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
325
00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:15,557
What, no casualties,
no collateral damage?
326
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,544
What kind of crappy drone is this?
327
00:16:17,545 --> 00:16:20,463
Well, if it makes you feel any
better, I think I'm hurt real bad.
328
00:16:20,464 --> 00:16:21,897
Shut up, you pussy!
329
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,933
Look how frizzy it made my bangs!
330
00:16:23,934 --> 00:16:27,336
I will not let this screw
up my magazine cover!
331
00:16:27,337 --> 00:16:30,839
Bobby, why the holy hell
did you show up here, anyway?
332
00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,275
I came to give you your park back.
333
00:16:32,276 --> 00:16:35,211
I don't want it no more. There's
too many redneck assholes in there.
334
00:16:35,212 --> 00:16:36,024
Thanks.
335
00:16:36,025 --> 00:16:41,637
Now, any bright ideas on how to get the
rest of those peckerwoods out of my park?
336
00:16:41,638 --> 00:16:44,044
Bobby, these are your God-awful people.
337
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,564
You must know some way to fix this.
338
00:16:45,565 --> 00:16:50,399
Maybe I do, but you need to promise
me my old spot back, rent-free.
339
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,661
Yeah, okay, fine. But
I'm not touching you.
340
00:16:52,662 --> 00:16:54,897
Okay. What we gotta do is scare 'em off.
341
00:16:54,898 --> 00:16:57,166
What could possibly scare these people?
342
00:16:57,167 --> 00:16:59,068
- We have one fear.
- Soap?
343
00:16:59,069 --> 00:17:00,503
- Dentists?
- Blacks?
344
00:17:00,504 --> 00:17:02,205
No, tornadoes.
345
00:17:02,206 --> 00:17:04,220
I'm scared of croutons
because one time I got this
346
00:17:04,221 --> 00:17:06,209
fancy salad at Applebee's,
or was it Chili's?
347
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:08,366
I can't remember because I
drank a hot can of Busch...
348
00:17:08,367 --> 00:17:09,398
So we need a tornado.
349
00:17:09,399 --> 00:17:14,117
It's a scientific fact that trailer
parks make tornadoes horny as shit.
350
00:17:14,118 --> 00:17:15,667
All we gotta do is wait.
351
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,952
Yeah, well, not that I don't
trust Nostra-dumbass over there,
352
00:17:18,953 --> 00:17:21,633
but I'm tired of waiting.
I want them out now!
353
00:17:21,634 --> 00:17:23,641
- Is there any way we could fake it?
- I've got it.
354
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:28,562
Gonorrhea, we know. But
what about the tornado?
355
00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:32,433
Ethel, I can't stall him much longer.
356
00:17:32,434 --> 00:17:35,990
If I hit him one more time, he's
gonna have permanent brain damage.
357
00:17:35,991 --> 00:17:37,889
Oh, God, where am I now?
358
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,590
You said you wanted
to see the Cubs play.
359
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,359
I said the Cubs?
Because I hate the Cubs.
360
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:44,695
That's weird, because I've wanted
to see 'em play since I was a kid.
361
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:47,636
Woo! Go, Cubs! Woo!
362
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:49,168
Now, this may sound a little nutty,
363
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:52,136
but I'm starting to think you don't
want me to see Brickleberry Park.
364
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,771
All right, you got me.
365
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,273
I'm done knocking your ass out.
366
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:59,954
I'm gonna take you
to the park right now.
367
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:37,840
What the hell is that?
368
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:40,703
Whoosh.
369
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,035
Whoosh.
370
00:18:42,036 --> 00:18:43,569
I'm a tornado.
371
00:18:43,570 --> 00:18:45,250
Nice try, assholes.
372
00:18:45,251 --> 00:18:47,185
That don't look nothing like a tornado.
373
00:18:47,186 --> 00:18:50,426
Tornado looks like that.
374
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:07,954
I told you all we had to do was wait.
375
00:19:07,955 --> 00:19:11,548
Ha ha ha! It's the white
trash circle of life!
376
00:19:11,549 --> 00:19:15,089
Can you believe the... whoa!
377
00:19:18,973 --> 00:19:22,040
Well, we got our park back. I
guess that's all that matters.
378
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:25,129
Shut the [Bleep] up, Connie!
The Judge is still on his way.
379
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:28,175
Let's get moving. We can still clean
up the park before the Judge gets here.
380
00:19:28,176 --> 00:19:29,182
You mean this Judge?
381
00:19:29,183 --> 00:19:33,563
Sorry, I couldn't stall him any longer.
382
00:19:34,197 --> 00:19:38,812
Look, there was just a tornado
here, and it was not our fault.
383
00:19:38,813 --> 00:19:40,656
So you should really
think about that before...
384
00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:41,687
I...
385
00:19:41,688 --> 00:19:43,733
I wear mittens.
386
00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:46,566
I didn't catch that. Did he
just say, "I wear mittens"?
387
00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:49,136
Uh, how many times did
he get hit in the head?
388
00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:51,635
Gypsy spoons! Cucumber calendar.
389
00:19:51,636 --> 00:19:52,839
One too many.
390
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,075
Razor Scooter. Ellen Burstyn!
391
00:19:55,076 --> 00:19:58,878
What's that? Oh, we just
won park of the year you say?
392
00:19:58,879 --> 00:20:00,979
Poprock!
393
00:20:00,988 --> 00:20:03,815
Oh, yeah. He just said it again.
394
00:20:03,816 --> 00:20:05,566
You people are just sad.
395
00:20:05,567 --> 00:20:09,943
And now he's signing the
official form to say we won!
396
00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:11,996
Congratulations, everybody!
397
00:20:11,997 --> 00:20:13,857
Yes!
398
00:20:14,227 --> 00:20:16,242
Soapy papoose!
399
00:20:16,243 --> 00:20:18,043
Oh!
400
00:20:20,505 --> 00:20:23,178
Let's go! Shoot the goddamn thing!
401
00:20:23,179 --> 00:20:24,899
Hold on. Wait for me.
402
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:26,862
You look perfect, Ethel.
403
00:20:26,863 --> 00:20:28,013
Goddamn right I do!
404
00:20:28,014 --> 00:20:30,750
I wouldn't say perfect.
I would say whore.
405
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,455
Stand by. Look at me, everyone.
406
00:20:32,456 --> 00:20:35,341
- Smiles.
- Hey, look at me.
407
00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:39,205
I'm drunk and I stole a parade float!
408
00:20:39,206 --> 00:20:42,686
- Woo!
- Oh... where am I?
409
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:48,222
Yes! Perfect! Finally.
410
00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:55,680
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