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All right.
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I've gone through your computer's
browser history, and you seem to have a
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Mmm.
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You love these big breasts, don't you?
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Oh, that's it.
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Stick that cock between my soft tits.
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And to help you lose interest in
those... sights...
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I figured it would be best if I let you
experience the real thing.
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So... Oh,
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and remember, I'm only going to do this
for you once.
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Yeah.
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I am not talking dirty to you, by the
way.
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Oh.
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There.
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That should stop you from going to those
dirty websites.
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Right?
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Oh, that's it, baby.
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Stick it in me.
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There's no way that's gonna...
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explains why you've been so distracted
lately.
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Where is this coming from?
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Why is it so... You've been going to
those sites again,
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haven't you?
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You know you can't focus with this
throbbing down there, right?
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Hold still, sweetie.
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I'll take care of this.
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Rock hard.
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This
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isn't
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working.
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Don't let this give you any ideas, young
man.
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I'm only going to do this for you once.
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Feeling better?
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What?
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Oh.
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Mmm.
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Uh, sorry.
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So, I've been doing some more research
on your dirty laptop habits, and here's
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what I found out.
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Videos are categorized by these things
called tags.
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You click on a tag and the website takes
you to videos that include the matching
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tag.
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And I found it.
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I found the list of your favorite tags.
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And we are going to go through each and
every one until you've lost all interest
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in those dirty websites.
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Starting with... Wait a minute.
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Didn't I do this already?
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Oh. Okay.
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Not as big as the ladies in your videos,
but here they are.
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Boobies.
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It should be your bottom I'm spanking,
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but I feel like you'd enjoy that, too.
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It's been five minutes.
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You okay down there?
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I'll give you another five.
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I don't know what this means, so we're
just gonna have to move on.
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So, is this doing anything for you?
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Hello?
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Oh, sorry.
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It's this blindfold.
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And these boots!
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A bit peculiar, but I'll try to put my
best foot forward.
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Get it?
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I'm hilarious.
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That was fun, but let me tell you,
learning about it was no small feat.
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Oh, come on.
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Donuts.
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Don't worry.
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I got some advice about this earlier
from a friend.
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And after that, do I put it inside?
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No, no, no. You see, that's the
interesting part. You don't even have to
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inside. Just rub against it and you're
good.
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Sometimes a little less is more, you
know?
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A little less is more?
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Huh. And if you're having trouble
keeping it in there, don't worry about
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What do you mean?
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I'm just saying not everyone has the
right equipment to do it properly.
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Huh. Is that so?
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, gotta go.
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I'll talk to you later, Cass.
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Good luck.
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I did it!
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Fuck you, Helen, you stupid elastic
bitch!
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You see?
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Sometimes a little less is more.
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I thought of that just now.
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Okay.
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I hope you're ready for this.
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And just so we're clear, I'm only going
to do this for you once.
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No more dirty websites.
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Right?
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So, you think you're clever, huh? You
didn't think I'd notice.
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Well, the jig is up, young man. Because
I figured you out.
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And I have proof.
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I have your phone. And with it...
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More of your filthy favorite tags.
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Did you really think you could hide this
from me?
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Nuh -uh.
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I'm more cleverer than you think.
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We are going to go through these right
now.
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Starting with...
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away there now
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this
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is more appropriate because you've been
a very bad boy
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A very bad boy.
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You've been thinking about this for a
long time, haven't you?
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I can tell from your hard and throbbing
dick how much you want this.
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You want me to squeeze out every last
drop of your thick and creamy
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seed, don't you?
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How do you want me to do it?
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Would you prefer I suck it out of you
with my sensual lips?
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Crush it between my soft and supple
tits?
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Maybe use my voluptuous and shapely ass.
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Or you could just stick it in and pump
every last drop inside of me.
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You can have me any way you want.
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Because I'm all yours.
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So, what do you think?
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Was that dirty enough?
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Cass, I won't lie.
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Even I'm a little turned on right now.
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again if we're gonna get through these
tags you are gonna have to fuel up
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Hold it, mister.
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The tag clearly says breath.
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Phew. Now that that's out of your
system, this is the last I'll hear about
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dirty websites.
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Right?
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Oh, enough games.
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So, anal?
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So what?
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So what?
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I've never had anything up there before.
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Eh, it's not that bad.
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Yeah, well, not all of us can contort
our bodies into a pretzel, Helen.
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You could probably stick a watermelon up
there and you wouldn't feel a thing.
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You know this won't work, right?
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What won't?
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This whole... Going through his favorite
porn tags thing.
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This won't stop him from going to those
websites you know.
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Oh, whatever.
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What do you know?
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Okay.
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If you want my advice, just relax and
don't stress over it.
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Superpowers or no, it really isn't that
bad.
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Alright.
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So.
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Did it still hurt when you gave birth to
the kids?
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All right, just go easy now, okay?
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Helen says it won't be so bad, but maybe
since this is my first time, we
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should... Cupcakes!
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No buts about it.
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Wow.
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For a lady with no elastic powers, she
sure took that well.
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You know what would be crazy?
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If you did these kinds of videos, you'd
be a hit.
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I know.
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Can you imagine?
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It's great.
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The sand.
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The sun.
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And we're far away from those dirty
websites you love so much.
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Just the ocean breeze, cool water,
and... Oh, my cheese tarts.
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Don't try to hide it, young man. I see
what's going on there.
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Where there's clearly nothing to cause
it, you still get this.
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All right, mister.
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We're dealing with this naughty problem
right now.
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fortunate that there's no one here in
this very public beach.
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Might be our lucky day.
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Still not enough.
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Wait a minute.
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Is Beach Sucks a tag?
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It is.
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I'm only going to do this for you once.
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On the beach.
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