All language subtitles for -Swingers Sex Party 2007

God, it's beautiful here.

Yeah.

Paul sure got lucky marrying into money.

That's not why he's marrying less money.
I didn't mean like that, but having

rich parents with a beautiful mansion
sure is a nice bonus.

Yeah, especially when they let you
invite friends up on the weekend.

Yeah.

Hello?

Anybody home?

Oh, that's Rick and Sarah.

I'm coming.

Again?

I think I'd pass out if I did. It's
silly.

Hi.

Hi. Oh, I'm so glad you guys are coming
down this weekend.

Hey.

Good to see you. Are you guys kidding?

We won't miss this for the world. We're
going to be getting married in two

weeks.

Definitely. Be here.

Well, thanks. Thanks for coming up, you
know. Anytime we come up, you're

welcome. Leslie's parents are pretty
generous that way.

Yeah. So, what can I get you guys to
drink?

How's champagne?

Is it too early?

Because we're going to be celebrating
all weekend, right?

Absolutely.

Are Claire and Chris here yet?

it would be kind of weird if she came
alone this weekend.

I guess Chris got called at an out -of
-town meeting.

Oh, that sucks.

Is she still coming?

Well, I think she better because she's
my maid of honor.

Good.

Well, here's to marriage. You guys are
going to have a great life.

Thanks for everything.

You two have been an inspiration for
what the marriage life can look like.

must mean all that married sex people
have, huh?

Please, don't confirm the rumors.

My already fragile willpower can't take
it if you're telling me you two aren't

having sex.

Well, let me tell you. Our inspiration
for what married sex life can be came

from my buddy Brandon and his wife. I
mean, even after five years of marriage,

they were still so hot for each other
that they could hardly wait to get home.

Have a seat.

What happened?

You look awful.

Thanks a lot.

What's wrong, honey? I mean, you look
like you haven't slept in days.

Champagne.

It's for celebrating.

I'm sorry, you guys. I shouldn't have
come.

Chris and I broke up.

Oh, my God. What happened?

I walked in on him with another woman.

I would be devastated.

I mean, how do you deal with something
like that?

I don't know. I mean, if anyone has any
advice, I'd be happy to take it. As

you can see, I'm a total wreck.

You know what? My friend Jessica walked
in on her husband with another woman.

It just must feel awful. I'm so sorry.

Boom.

Amen.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was something like that.

I am so sorry, Claire.

That's what he said, too.

What'd you do?

Well, I left the house.

I puked.

Then I drove till I pretty much ran out
of gas and went back home.

He was gone, but he left a note saying
that he wanted to talk to me.

And all his stuff's still there.

So, I'm here.

Well, I'm glad you came.

What are we doing here? We're
celebrating, right?

Yeah.

To Paul and Leslie.

May they live happily ever after. Paul
and Leslie.

And if you cheat on her, Paul, you'll
wish you never met me.

Now that's the kind of stuff that makes
guys freak out about getting married.

You guys are great together. I'm just
kidding.

I know we are.

But, you know, what if I screw up? I
mean, we're all only human and...

That's the thing about getting married.
It's like it seems like you can't make

mistakes anymore.

Hey, man.

You know, mistakes happen to everyone.

Look at my buddy Martin. I mean, he had
this girlfriend that was so hot, and

apparently they had amazing sex all the
time.

wild sex none unless you let some other
hop on to do show

See, that's what I'm talking about.

Guys can be dumbasses sometimes,
especially when hot chicks are involved.

I'm guessing they didn't make it. Nope.

Wife took the house and the dog. Wow,
that's cold.

The dog, too.

I'm telling you, people make mistakes.

They don't plan on it, but it happens.

You know, and when it does happen,
everything just seems to fall to shit.

You know, Jessica and her husband made
it through their affair.

You're kidding.

Yeah. They did?

Yeah, it took her a while, but she
finally forgave him.

How? Well, after he groveled and begged,
she finally took him back into the

house.

But the hard part was taking him back
into her bed.

I've always had a fantasy, too.

Really? Yeah.

Yeah.

What is it?

Are you sure you want to know?

Mm -hmm.

I'm willing to do anything you want.

Ooh.

back together so he screwed up big time
but you know she forgave him and they're

working it out and they're pretty much
living happily ever after now see i

know if i can forgive chris like that i
mean all the stories i've heard about

affairs just how badly somebody gets
hurt who said you have to forgive him do

you want to be with him i don't know he
was kind of a pain in the ass but the

sex was great so do what my friend lisa
did pick a fight with him a huge, huge

fight, and then have amazing makeup sex.

Leave him for good afterwards.

Leave him after the hottest sex of our
relationship, and then make him crazy

because he can't have anymore?

Mm -hmm.

I like that.

I don't know about you guys, but all
this talk about sex is making me hungry.

I'm starving, too.

Why don't you find your rooms and
unpack, and Leslie and I will make you

lunch.

Sounds good.

Okay. Can I help?

No, that's all right. Actually, why
don't you take the upstairs bedroom?

It has a huge bathtub, and you look like
you could use a nice soak.

You know me.

Okay, so I have some fresh towels in
there for you and some good bubble

Everything you need for a nice spa soap.

Thank you.

Thank you so much for putting up with
all my drama. I'm so sorry for dumping

this on you right before your wedding.

Don't be silly, honey. You're my best
friend.

I'm happy you're here.

Thank you. I just feel like all my
baggage is messing with Paul's head a

Don't worry about Paul.

I will set him straight. You just enjoy
yourself, right? Are you sure? Yeah.

Okay. Thank you

You know I'm just joking about all that
afraid to get married crap, right?

No, I know you're worried that things
are going to change, you know, once we

are.

Ever wonder what it is that makes people
complacent about their sex life?

Familiarity.

Are you saying that to make me feel
better?

I mean, anyone can get complacent. You
know, whether or not they're married, it

just depends on how long they've been
together.

Which is when people make stupid
mistakes and fuck up their

Don't worry.

You know, if you talk about things
before you make mistakes, then you can

lot of things out.

What do you mean?

Well, you remember my friends Laura and
Dave?

From college?

Yeah. They have been married ever since
we graduated. And she swears that they

still have hot sex.

Because they explore their sexual
fantasy.

What kind?

Well, she says that they're going hot
and heavy because they experiment in

They're not afraid to try anything.

Sounds decent.

Yeah, well, it's nothing to get worried
about or see a therapist over, right?

Right.

You know what?

She said that they always thought that
their sex life was good enough, but

amazing. So one night, after about two
bottles of wine, they just sat there and

they started listing off all their
sexual fantasies.

So now she says that they usually try to
incorporate some kind of fantasy every

time they make love.

So good.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Please, hurry.

Thank you.

Sounds like we need one of those lifts.

Really? Maybe.

Hey, you two.

Get a room.

Wow, look who emerged from their own
room.

Looking a little worse for the wear, I'd
say.

Yeah, well, I guess you could say that.
That conversation was just a little bit

inspiring. No shit.

I'll take the tray. Let's go eat on the
patio.

Okay.

Is Claire finished with her bath yet? I
haven't seen her yet.

I think this is really getting to her.

Yeah.

You know, he's an asshole.

She's better off without him.

I think she was really in love with him,
though. I think the best thing for her

to do is to have her own affair.

Even if she never speaks to him again,
she'll have revenge on her own mind that

way. Crafty. Yeah.

Is there any suggestions on who we
should set her up with?

I don't know.

You girls are dangerous.

Try. Your body's not even cold yet, and
you're already looking for the next

victim. That's a good way to phrase it.

It's appropriate to how I feel anyhow.

By the way, thank you for the bath.

You're welcome, honey. I finally stopped
clenching my teeth, I think, which is a

good start.

Yeah. All right, so let's get some wine
and go chow down.

Okay.

So, Leslie was telling me about her
friends who made a list of their sex

fantasies. I have a list?

I don't even know if I have any
fantasies. Come on, Sarah.

You have fantasies.

It's only a fantasy if you haven't done
it, right? I think so. Well, then I

don't have any fantasy. So you're saying
that you've already had a threesome?

Well, no, that's... Is that fair? Is
that what you want? You want to have a

threesome? I don't know.

I've been kind of thinking about it ever
since my friend said she told me about

hers.

Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

would always be trying to add something
to the mix. Just the two of them

wouldn't be enough anymore.

Kiki said that occasionally she still
fantasizes about being with another

but things between her and her husband
haven't changed.

She said, if anything, they've gotten
better.

Of Chris and his bitch in my head. I
just, I don't think I could watch it

out in front of me. What about if you
had him watch you?

Watch what?

Well, what about if you don't let him
touch, but he just has to watch?

How would that be for you? I don't think
I could be with another guy in front of

Chris. He just, he wouldn't stand for
it. What about another woman?

Oh, Claire, come on. You cannot tell me
you've never been with another woman.

You have?

Of course.

Are you serious?

No shit.

Of course.

With Sarah?

Honey, we met in college.

I should come and give you a clue.

Nice. Mental image.

Thanks for that one.

That's about all you're getting, buddy.
The mental image.

Oh, come on.

You can't lead a man like that and just
leave him hanging.

Oh, yes, I can.

You're just going to have to add that to
your list of fantasies, sweetie.

I think I have some catching up to do.

Gee, now you're talking.

Well, you can always do what my friend
Jasmine did.

Her husband and her had a threesome.
Like, he really wanted to have a

with her and another woman, but he was
so persistent that he pissed her off.

So she had to get back at him. Fine.

You can watch, but you can't touch.

It's not much of a punishment if he got
to have his fantasy anyway.

Well, she wanted to do it, but she just
had to let him know who were the pants

in the family.

Or who didn't, as the case may be.

Three steps could bite you in the ass,
too, though.

And you wouldn't know this because?

Well, Chris's friend Dan was in a long
-term relationship with this girl who

said she'd be up for anything he wanted
to do.

They had a great sex life.

Dan's buddies thought he should
definitely put the up -for -anything

test. Why is it always the buddies'
fault?

Because it is.

Well, unlike you, my friends have
nothing to do with my sex life.

You're just jealous.

Probably so.

If we had an up -for -anything clause in
our relationship, what would you want

to do?

We don't?

I love our sex, babe. Don't get me
wrong.

But the whole thing with your fling with
Sarah, that's really intriguing me. You

know, I think I'd like to watch you with
one of your friends.

Interesting.

I didn't know we were so intriguing.

Did you? No. If I had known, I would
have explored it a long time ago.

So is it just watching me with my
girlfriend, or would you want to join

Don't get me wrong. I'd probably need,
like, a bottle of wine just to even get

the conversation going or something like
that. I don't know. It's basically the

same conversation that, you know, Dan
had with his girl.

His buddies were pushing him to either
have a threesome or to swing.

What do you mean, swing?

You know, a wife swap.

Two guys basically just go at it with
each other's wives.

Dan had a totally different idea. He
basically wanted to have sex with

woman while she watched.

That's pretty cold.

And that's pretty stupid.

Yeah, well, she didn't tell him to fuck
off, which was her own fault. So he

brought some chick home and decided to
put the up -for -anything clause to a

test.

Think I'm just gonna watch

So I guess they're still not together,
right?

Could you be?

Sure I would. I mean, if I was into that
in the first place, you know. But I'm

not. Note to self, never ask the wife to
watch me bang another chick.

But you know what? Not everybody is as
dumb as Chris and his friends.

You know, you can totally be
experimental with your sexual

each other, but you don't have to hurt
one another or you don't have to damage

anything, you know.

I'm sorry, I just haven't experienced
that in person. I know that it's true.

Do you remember that big account we had
last year, the really rich guy?

You mean that one with that fabulous
blonde trophy wife? Yeah, that one.

Apparently they have a pretty risque
relationship.

They have agreements on pretty much
everything.

What kind of agreements?

Everything from, you know, who they do
it with and what they do.

See, it's this with whom thing that I
just don't get.

Why is it that any couple needs more
than just the two of them to keep things

interesting? I don't know. Sometimes
it's pretty hard to think that you're

to be with the same person, you know,
the rest of your life.

I think that was the main reason why I
stayed single for all these years.

Then what was it that finally made you
ask Leslie to marry you?

I never felt trapped with Leslie.

She never laid down the law about or
said absolutely not about anything.

Everything was pretty much
straightforward, and I felt open that I

much do what I wanted.

Yeah. And he can, and we do. I want to
hear more about the rich guy's deal with

the trophy wife.

Me too.

I love good gossip about other people's
sex lives.

His name was Mark or something like
that, and him and his wife were into

watching each other.

Kind of similar to like what Chris's
friend wanted, but a little bit

They were more into basically watching
and fulfilling each other's fantasies.

So he watched his woman with another
man?

Like somehow I just don't believe that.

Well, I wasn't with another man. It was
her and the pool girl.

Such a lovely girl.

You made my neck feel better already.

I don't know what came over me. It's
just so exciting. I can't believe it.

Oh, look at you.

Here, stand up. Let me see you.

Ah.

Right there.

I can see how that could really get hot.

I'm definitely not going to live this
down, am I?

Hey, a man can dream, can't he? Yeah,
well, Mark got a little bit more than a

dream out of his relationship. I don't
know how he managed it, but he somehow

produced a program.

Okay.

I think I like what goes on here. I'd
freak out, too. I can't believe that

think that poor girl will be up for
their games. Well, apparently, she got

her outburst.

And the three of them have been having a
pretty cozy relationship since then.

Bravo to them. But it seems like it
could be just maybe a little too

complicated.

But whatever works, you know?

Can I see in the kitchen?

Oh, sure, sure.

We'll be right back with dessert.

about getting married and losing all
that, you know, bachelorhood.

I'm not wigged out, babe.

You know I really want to marry you.

Well, I was thinking about giving you a
bachelor present.

I mean, if you're interested.

What?

How would you feel about watching me
with another woman?

That would be amazing.

Not too weird?

No, not weird at all. Just amazing. I'm
surprised.

Yeah? Okay, so...

You go into the bedroom and wait for us.

You mean now?

Yeah.

We'll see.

Hey, guys, I need to borrow Claire for a
little bit, okay?

Yeah? I'm sure we can think of something
to do while you guys are gone.

So what's up?

Come inside with me. I need to ask you
something real quick.

So I'm going to get straight to the
point.

You need to get your mind off of Chris.

And I need Paul to stop freaking out
about our wedding.

So, this is what I propose.