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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,130 --> 00:00:40,150 Nowhere in this book does it mention the most important thing 2 00:00:40,150 --> 00:00:42,090 about your Allah. 3 00:01:35,690 --> 00:01:37,190 There are no pictures of me in the Quran. 4 00:01:38,710 --> 00:01:39,710 None. 5 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:45,150 I just looked through the whole thing, and I can't even believe I didn't find 6 00:01:45,150 --> 00:01:46,150 one. 7 00:01:47,090 --> 00:01:53,870 Not one sketch, one illustration, one watercolor, 8 00:01:54,110 --> 00:01:55,110 one charcoal. 9 00:01:57,090 --> 00:02:02,730 Not one. Just page after page after page of this bullshit. 10 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,020 These are words. 11 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:10,380 These are words and words are bullshit. 12 00:02:15,220 --> 00:02:18,020 And they taste like shit. 13 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:20,300 Words. 14 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:28,400 The truth of Islam cannot be summed up 15 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,980 in ignorant words. 16 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:38,910 The truth of Islam would be Portraits of me filling the pages of these books. 17 00:02:39,610 --> 00:02:46,470 You think that the old man, Allah, was such a holy man, of such great 18 00:02:46,590 --> 00:02:49,930 of great country, of great people? 19 00:02:51,110 --> 00:02:52,690 No. No. 20 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:59,790 See, this is all a misrepresentation or confusion. 21 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:03,710 See, I alone 22 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,520 This is it. 23 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:11,580 And it belongs to me. 24 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,720 And I don't pray on it. No. 25 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:21,440 I wear my little dress that Allah loved so much. 26 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:25,420 Adorned in red because Allah loved red. 27 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:28,640 Because it's, after all, the color of the whore. 28 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,040 And what did Allah love? 29 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:34,880 Was he a man of no desires? 30 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:36,320 No. 31 00:03:37,610 --> 00:03:38,610 Allah loved Red. 32 00:03:39,310 --> 00:03:45,350 And more than anything, Allah loved Maya. 33 00:03:47,390 --> 00:03:48,390 That's right. 34 00:03:50,790 --> 00:03:57,410 Anytime that there are talks of Allah outdoing any work, teaching, 35 00:03:57,650 --> 00:04:03,310 or doing anything good for anyone, it's a complete lie. 36 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,890 Because I am here to tell you, 37 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:13,440 But the only thing Allah did with his mouth was eat the zit bath. 38 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:22,060 He never had a moment to speak because his mouth was constantly full 39 00:04:22,060 --> 00:04:26,240 of white satanic asshole. 40 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:28,280 Oh yes. 41 00:04:29,140 --> 00:04:33,940 You want to know something about your beloved Allah? 42 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:40,320 That is that he loves dirty 43 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:47,300 impure sinner asshole right 44 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:53,900 on his face that's right my 45 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:59,120 asshole is the true mecca oh 46 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:04,800 so many hours spent me 47 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:14,140 on allah's roof while he ate my ass 48 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:21,040 like he was at a buffet and sometimes during the holy month 49 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:27,240 of course the prophet would come the prophet and allah 50 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:33,880 would both eat my ass for a month but of course 51 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:39,640 The prophet always longed for a little boy ass. 52 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:42,780 So he never laughed along. 53 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:50,760 But Allah was pleased because it simply left more asshole for him to eat. 54 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,240 That's right. 55 00:05:54,120 --> 00:06:01,060 And when it would be time for you to pray, Allah would 56 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,060 pray as well. 57 00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:04,720 But he would not pray. 58 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:10,050 Of course, he would pray to my asshole, 59 00:06:10,310 --> 00:06:14,970 Hizmetka, the true one Allah, 60 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:20,830 and would do so by the sacred word of the Quran. 61 00:06:21,690 --> 00:06:27,610 So, how do you pray to the ass of the Quran at the same time? 62 00:06:28,350 --> 00:06:29,350 It's very simple. 63 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:47,170 People sometimes want to eat their words. 64 00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:51,310 Allah literally ate his words. 65 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:57,550 He ate his words off the pages of the Quran straight from my ass. 66 00:07:01,530 --> 00:07:06,030 It was his favorite delicacy. 67 00:07:08,270 --> 00:07:10,670 He enjoyed it morning and at night. 68 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:20,560 And this rug is now 69 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:25,720 the one holy Mecca that you shall worship. 70 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:33,860 All of the stains of my household, all of the crusted 71 00:07:33,860 --> 00:07:39,940 puddles were all a jerked dick to 72 00:07:39,940 --> 00:07:42,780 that which we love so much. 73 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:44,860 All on this rug. 74 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,740 Come. Pray in time. 75 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,080 Worship. 76 00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:52,360 My ass. 77 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,180 And the raiment. 78 00:07:55,740 --> 00:07:56,740 Remainders. 79 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,740 Of all of the worship sessions. I have with your God. 80 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:03,520 And now. 81 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:06,760 Knowing. That Allah. 82 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,880 Is a man of flesh. 83 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,680 Do you too not want. To bow down. 84 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:16,690 worship my 5693

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