All language subtitles for getvid (29)

After wrapping themselves in a silken
cocoon, the worms turn into beautiful

butterflies.

My teacher says that we're all silkworms
and we're just trying to become better

versions of ourselves.

What a beautiful metaphor, my son. Do
you think we can keep them? No, I'm

We'll throw them in the trash.

I don't want those bugs in the house.
You're not doing a damn thing to those

worms. No, no, it's the cat. He's come
for vengeance.

Oh, Lord, that cat has a dagger. It's a
butterfly knife. Ironic, isn't it? Now,

you apologize to the worms. Sorry, I'm
so sorry, little worm. Now, tell him

name so we can apologize to you
personally.

I'm Julia.

Sorry, Julia.

I'm Wilbur. Sorry, Wilbur. I'm Gordon.
Sorry, Gordon.

I'm Newman.

Sorry, Newman.

Give it here.

All right, then. Go ahead and wrap
yourselves in your cocoons. No one will

you now.

I could tell Gabby was an angel. He's
androgynous. Or she is, they are. Can

stop stuffing your face?

Sorry, I can't stop when I'm anxious.

Honestly, it was a little sad to watch
you drool over Gabby. You're ridiculous.

At least all this will help you turn the
page.

Not at all. The greatest love stories
always have this kind of grand conflict.

Listen here, my boy. I may not be the
right person to give a sermon on

relationships, but consider this, Stan.
When you do unleash the final

apocalypse, you will have to brutally
destroy every last angel.

True love always finds a way. Stan, I'm
gonna be real clear here. Any

relationship between a demon and an
angel is a disgusting affront to both of

them. Ooh, Samael is real intense about
this stuff.

This is not, ooh, bathing in the river
is forbidden. How exciting.

This is forbidden like I will personally
murder any demon who defiles their dark

heritage with an angel. And I will take
pleasure in making that death long and

painful. I wouldn't ignore her on this
one. I left the fridge open and it

a Russian salad and she ripped off one
of my paws with her bare hands. Grew out

again, but still.

I love Gabby. When I see her, there is a
fluttering in the depths of my heart as

though butterflies had spread their...
Hey, what happened to Julia and Wilbur?

Gordon? Newman?

Hello? Hello?

Did you see where my worms went?

Maybe they decided to take a risk and
strike out on their own. They never

without saying goodbye.

They must be in danger. Oh, if someone's
heard those worms, they will pay with

their lives. And I will torture to death
any demon that goes near an angel. They

all heard the first time. Well, I wanted
to make sure.

Watch us over. Fear not.

He'll keep us safe from harm.

Help me.

What's happening, Gordon? Answer me.

It's agony.

Come on, Gordy. We're coming for you.

Help me.

The protector has abandoned us to death.
Life is pain.

Therapy, man. It's crazy. It's my first
time. I guess there's just a whole lot

going on up here. I wonder what
happened. happens when it all comes out.

be wild. It's your first time, too? No,
no. I've been in therapy for years.

And you still dress like that.
Definitely got some work ahead.

Sorry. I have learned that I cannot
control what others say, only how it

affect me. That's fantastic, man,
because with a look like that, I'm

not the first to crack a joke. What's
your name?

I'm Charlie.

Charlie Mango.

Holy shit, what a name. You're funny,
man.

The doctor says they're ready for Search
the Demon of Fire. Let me guess, that

you? Uh, no.

I am.

Just a joke. Oh, you got me.

Clever, ain't you? Ciao. Have a good
session.

Wow, man, she's an angel. Like,
literally.

Recognized her straight off. You
wouldn't believe the hate boner my ex

him. She'd go nuts if she saw me talking
with one. Oh, that's an idea.

Oh, sorry, man. Just looking at you puts
a smile on my face. In a good way,

promise. No one laughs at Charlie Mago.

So I see this is your first time in
therapy. Why do you think you've decided

take this new step?

No, I'm just popping in to get my ex
back.

If he's not into therapy, he don't get
to therapy.

Everybody says it. And you think that's
a good reason to get into therapy?

No, no, I decided to pass on therapy. I
got a new idea. So I saw an angel come

out, and if Sam I .L. sees me with her,
she'll fucking lose it. So I want you to

tell me what all her weak points are.
Let me know what Gabby's into.

What you're asking is not only
reprehensibly immoral, but also real

Come on, I don't want to play the
Gjallarhorn and annul your independent

but I can. You know how many Viking
mouths have been... on this it's like

narok i'm afraid i'm going to have to
ask you to leave gabby gives acting

classes in the bronx she has a complex
about her thick ankles and her favorite

color is viridian hey i thought i
recognized you we just saw each other in

therapy yeah nice to see you i hope this
isn't awkward some people are ashamed

of therapy no not at all there's nothing
wrong with working on yourself

I think I could buy you a tea. I'm
trying to quit the caffeine. Me too.

coincidence. Yeah, a coincidence.

Apropos of nothing, I know wearing baggy
clothes is a way of hiding insecurities

about your body, but I don't care about
thick ankles or anything else thick.

Hold up. Have you been talking to my
therapist about me?

Uh, no.

This is a disaster. Excuse me, one sec.

Look, dude, you had better go.

Shit, the mouthpiece is clogged. One
sec. When this blows and subjugates your

will, everything will be fixed. I am
pulling out my pepper spray.

Counting to three.

One, two... Sorry, I got you early.

I recommend you get out of here before I
get really pissed.

In the end, it turns out it's always
better to whip out the horn. So while

you're under the effects of the
Gjallarhorn, you will be crazy in love

okay? Yes.

I am totally in love with you, sir.

Giant of the flame, my love.

All right, cool. Let's go see Saba. Oh,
man, that pepper spray stinks.

Do you think a million dollars is enough
of a reward?

Is ten million better? I think one is
just fine.

Oh, hey, the gang's all here. That's
dope.

Sir, Gabby, I didn't know you knew each
other. Know each other? I think it's a

bit more than that. Oh, boy. We are two
beings in love, right, Gabby? We are

starting something beautiful. Don't want
to put a name to it, for all the words

on this earth are too small to describe
its majesty.

Oh, boy. You know, it's so funny. We met
at that therapist you recommended to

me, Sam. Quite the dose of irony.

Anyway, we'll let you get back to it.
We're going to Santa Monica for a

I'm going to murder him. Let's see how
you manage that one. He's a fire giant.

Very tough.

Unless you want to come back, of course.
You're still my first choice. Wait, are

those peanuts? Get them away from me.
I'm allergic. You try to kill me?

You know what's funny? In the movies,
whenever somebody says they're allergic

peanuts, they always end up dying from
peanuts.

there little guy i'm going to turn you
into a beautiful demon killer what

mephisto hello i found the worms from
the ad i think they found wilbur and

you serious about a mil absolutely i am
and it's not a joke no not a joke so

really a million what the hell's going
on stop talking about the money the

important thing is the worms relax dan
they're gonna be fine

so you're looking to kill Surt?

Not that I care, but of course if you
did, Gabby would be available again,

So I would rip out your heart.

Pros and cons, eh? That's just life.

Hello, my name is Guadalupe Marimod.
Guadalupe Marimod. Are you the worm guy?

No, I just love contemplating the moon
in a disgusting back alley. Make with

worms, Guadalupe Marimod. Make with the
cash, cat.

A million dollars in small unmarked
bills split into two briefcases. I've

the movies. Where's Wilbur? This isn't
Wilbur. Or Julia.

They haven't turned into butterflies
already, have they? Why are you just

standing there staring at me? Don't you
know anything about silkworms? I can't

talk to you if you don't. This chick
doesn't know anything about silkworms.

Nothing! Then why the hell didn't your
poster have any pictures of butterflies?

Because I don't have any pictures of
Wilbur as a butterfly. Why did you want

to include a random butterfly? Do I have
to explain everything to you? Now I

gotta toss them? If you so much as think
about throwing away those worms, you'll

spend all eternity in the eighth circle
of hell drowning in human excrement.

Here, take them. Will you give me my
million now? Do you think I'm an idiot?

You'll get half a million and consider
yourself lucky.

You know nothing about silkworms,
Guadalupe Marimar! Nothing about

By now, Wilbur and Julia will be beating
their beautiful wings against the

backdrop of the world. Yeah, I'm sure
they're doing great.

I think I'm ready now, Julia. I want to
see the world.

Wait for me. I want to see it with you.

The world is dark and miserable.

It's a hell.

At least we have one another.

What new nightmare is this?

I don't understand human -like
expressions.

You look sad.

Are you sad? I just lost some very good
friends.

My heart's broken.

You know what I think would help? A jug
of margaritas, which we have on offer

today, though the offer ended already.

I'm going to charge you full price, just
so you know.

Never been drunk.

I suppose until now I didn't hate myself
enough.

Bring forth the jug. Stan, love leaves
scars and life leaves stains.

And that pain, it reminds us we're still
alive.

Your heart's been broken? Good. Let it
break.

It's the comedy of life, and we all have
our role. That's what my little guys

here taught me.

Where are Cabalco and Bondi? I think
Samuel took them for her peanut murder

spell. Of course. It needs virgin blood.
Shit. Shit. Bring me the margarita.

Tears of a golem, salt of the moon, and
this precious peanut shall bring cert

his doom.

At your service, Lady Samael. I need but
a few drops of virgin blood, or I'll

become a monster well beyond your
control or any other. Best if it doesn't

to that. It can get real messy. How is
the virgin blood with you guys? Do you

think you're the first peanut I've
turned into a killing machine?

Do me a favor and don't rush me. Sorry,
sorry. Who shall I kill?

You are to slay a demon for me,
preferably slow enough that he suffers.

call him here. I want to watch when he
begs for his miserable life.

You dig Santa Monica? I chose it at
random, but I think it's got something.

It's beautiful, but so is anywhere if it
is by your side.

Paradise can be this earth as long as
you are there.

Yeah, cool. Listen, now that it's just
us, you don't have to go on with all

love stuff.

Don't you think spring was invented for
us, my sirter? I see you in every

flower, in every ray of sunlight, my
darling.

Okay. I love you. Gotcha.

I love you. Go on, once more. I love
you. Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. I love

Maybe I blew too hard. Now I feel awful
for manipulating you. I can't believe I

cost all this mess just to get back at
Sam Isle. You're a dumbass, sirter.

It's Samael! Yes, I was totally right to
subjugate your will! Awesome!

Hey, you got cert.

Cert, it's me.

Who? Who is it? Sorry.

Samael, it's Samael.

My bad, guess I didn't have your number
saved.

Listen, I think you and Gabby are just
such a cute couple, and I wanted to know

if you felt like coming to dinner and
your death this evening.

Sweet, I'll bring the wine. I just got
my sommelier certification.

This is going perfectly. Give me five.

Ugh.

Fuck, this is a whole thing now, isn't
it?

This is going perfectly.

Plus, this way you don't have to use the
subway. It's disgusting.

Sorry to insist, but I am going to need
some virgin blood pretty soon.

My very existence is becoming painful,
and I'm afraid the worse it gets, the

closer I edge towards the abyss of
madness.

Oh, yeah, of course. Sorry, guys. I
assume virgin worm blood is also totally

cool? Yes! Now, this is ketchup!

Die, birds!

What the fuck? Who the hell? You were
gonna ring out. Cabalco and Bondi? Yes,

Mephisto. Do you have any clue what'll
happen if I don't put virgin blood on

this peanut? Ah, no!

The pain and agony!

Nobody is touching my little ones. I've
lost enough friends today.

Must kill Benzing Horror!

As a friend, I'm sorry you're suffering.
But as a business bear, sad people are

my best clientele. People who are
depressed and people who are horny. For

example, this whole language exchange
night. You think they came to learn

Spanish? No.

They came to meet someone who will one
day break their heart and give them

another reason to drink. The circle of
bar.

Not a great turnout, huh?

Carmelita Flores is here.

Hey there, I'm Carmelita Flores.

¿Te apetece platicar en español?

¡Claro! Me encanta platicar en español.

¡Hablas muy chévere!

Aprende bien de el chavo de Chocho.

¿Lo he dicho mal?

No, no, you said it fine. Hey, you want
a drink or something? I see you already

have that margarita. I did it for the
sake of it, but I don't actually drink.

For real? You must have great kidneys.

Yeah, I guess so.

Virginal kidney.

It's kind of weird you're so interested
in my kidneys.

Everyone is interested in kidneys.
They're so thrilling.

No one is interested in kidneys,
Carmelita. Well, I guess we'll agree to

disagree. We're closing up here,
lovebirds. I want to get home. The edge

I'm buddies with the bear that eats
Hopkins.

Maybe this is a bit forward, but fancy
grabbing a nightcap back at my place?

Open eyes and I want to kill you!

I do thank you for your honesty, but
that's not a very tempting offer. Hey,

in here! The P .F. Beast can't cross the
circle!

Circle of salt.

Vile! I hate salt. But you'll have to
come out eventually, and I'll eat off

skin.

Just so you know, this can all be solved
with a few worms.

Fly, my pretties. Oh, look at that.
They're gone.

Hold on. You never actually have talked
about your sex life. You might be a

virgin yourself.

It's not polite to ask such a thing.

Yeah, but it sure as hell won't hurt to
try.

My whole power! No, it's not virgin
blood!

My beautiful... This is just disgusting!

They're not answering.

Oh, fuck!

It's one of Mephisto's paws.

Hey, do you know where they are?

On the rooftop.

Naturally, it's a cool night for a roof
party. I'm so excited that I'm meeting

your friend. Love you. Fuck, not this
again. I love you, sir. Right, look,

speaking of that, I may not have been
totally straight with you.

There's nothing you could say that would
upset me. I love you no matter what.

Cool, cool. Just give me a moment, all
right? I'm gonna go grab some more

alcohol.

I can't get anyone to take me seriously.

They laugh at my name or at my clothes.
In my line of work, they should be

afraid. I'm a... This is all
confidential, isn't it? It is.

in here is protected by professional
secrecy. Unless they have a stupid

horn. I traffic narcotics. They should
respect me, but not a single person

They tell me to dress normal, but this
is normal to me.

This is how I am. They can't change me.

Hey, Doc, look, manipulating Gabby
didn't turn out. I don't know why you

such a dumb idea.

Maybe, because it wasn't my idea. Let's
not get into the blame game here. The

thing is, I think I blew it by blowing
the horn, the whole annulling her will

and everything.

You could free her from the spell. Oh,
now that's one hell of a thought. You're

good. I am good, and if you'll excuse
me, I am trying to solve the fragile

masculinity issues of another patient.
Oh, shit! Charlie Mago!

Looking good. You're the best, man.
You're killing it. Oh, God.

No one laughs at Charlie Mango.

I'm sorry, Newman.

Julia, no!

We have offended our lord, the Black
Cat, and we must build blood to win him

back.

You're not that butterfly.

The Black Cat hates us because he knows
what we've done. He knows we're not

purely sin. We beg your forgiveness.

If love is a sin, then I am the one who
denies that god, Julia.

What am I doing?

demands we purify ourselves in
sacrifice.

Welcome

to

my humble abode.

Carmelita, before anything happens
between us, I think I'm in love with

else, and I may only be doing this to
force myself to get over those feelings,

and honestly, I don't think that's fair
to you. Oh, aren't you so...

I'm actually starting to like you, which
makes me real sorry about this. What's

that, a popper?

I've heard of them.

But I'm not really a drugs... My love,

I know it's only been a few minutes, but
I really did miss you so much. Yeah, me

too. Look, Gabby, there's something I
think you should know.

You can tell me anything.

First of all, do you still have that
pepper spray on you? Yeah, I got it

here. Could I have it for a sec? Of
course, cutie.

There we go. Now let's talk.

Thinking we should find an apartment in
the city or maybe move somewhere

upstate? What the fuck happened? It's
complicated, but I hope that you'll take

moment and listen to me... Ah!

You have two kids!

Who has two kids and peppers to hide?

Look at that. He doesn't have a single
hair. How cute.

Carmelita, you ready?

So is this the guy whose kidney we're
gonna take or what?

He's never had a drop of alcohol in his
life. We're going to make a mint.

Sorry, I'm a little groggy. Did you say
you were going to take someone's kidney?

You're a sweetie.

Oh, okay, yeah.

I really am sorry. We started a
business, and now we owe someone a ton

You're an entrepreneur.

We bought two kilos of Coke on credit.
Got to spend money to make money. A

corrupt cop who stole it from a raid
sold it to us at cost, so it was a good

deal. It was the perfect plan. Well, I
guess it wasn't perfect.

My mom's a bit out of it. She was baking
a cake, and guess what happened?

She used Coke, not flour.

The most expensive cake ever made.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on a second.
That's my... Look at all our beautiful

creations.

What have we done? Why did we think it
right to bring life to this nightmare?

As long as you are here, this world is
worth living in.

Geez, it shouldn't hurt that much. You
want some more morphine? No, no, I'm

good. It's more for the aesthetic. Carry
on, please. I'm interested in your

story. The thing is that now we owe a
fair bit of money to Charlie Mango.

Charlie Mango? That is a hilarious name.
After selling your kidney, we can pay

the first installment. Speaking of, I
got the worm money.

Then we didn't need the kidney at all.
When have we said no to a little extra

cash? Are you into him?

Yes, I like him. There, I said it. And
we have an open relationship.

You can't get into these jealous bits.

Well, he's a fucking god, Carmelita.
Damn! I'm by...

Hey,

no speaking in Spanish.

You owe me a stack of cash and no one
laughs at Charlie Mango.

Hey, chill, chill. We got your cash. A
huge black cat bought some silkworms for

me for half a mil. Yeah, it sounds weird
when I say it out loud. No one laughs

at Charlie Mango.

Charlie Mango.

No one laughs at Charlie Mango.

I'm so sorry, Stan.

Life makes things, Carmelita. If I'm
going to die here, I want to ask you one

favor. Anything you want. I've always
considered myself bisexual, but I've

been with a man.

Bisexuality is a phase. Shut up. With my
last breath, will you help me show this

ignorant woman the truth?

I think so.

Can I join in?

Charlie's been alone for way too long.

Come here and show me the mango.

Wait for Lupe.

Hey, come on out. I won't hurt you.
Don't you feel like a game of

Catan? It's a trap, but I fucking love
Catan. Got the expansion, too. It's pure

jazz. Hey, I couldn't find you at home.

What's happening?

Whoa, got a story for us, Stan?

Mind if I eat him before he dies? I'm
not into the whole carrion thing. Quick,

get in the circle!

Thank you for solving all our problems.
What does everyone want to cut me today?

There you go. Top quality virgin blood.

No!

This isn't virginal. This blood reeks of
recent dirty sex.

Hey, we don't sweat shame, okay?

Fuck this!

Forget the salt.

I'll miss you. I'm fond of you even
though you don't have fur.

Wait, I have the solution.

Now that's birth class virgin blood.

Sorry, feeling much better now. That was
a rough moment. Losing your mind ain't

fun. So, where were we? Who am I
supposed to murder?

Hey, y 'all, what's shaking?

Hey, Gabby. Hey there, Stan.

I want you to slaughter the demon that
filthy angel is in love with. Here, in

case you need it.

Hey, hey, kind of allergic to peanuts
over here.

And honestly, knives bum me out.

Consider this a gift from a friend.

Mom? Dad? Where are we? Is this place
hell?

But then, Gabby...

Wilbur, Julia, I missed you.

Are you fucking crying?

Uh, no.

Yes, I mean, I don't mind showing the
world my feelings. I've overcome my

fragile masculinity. I'm a brand new
searcher.

I think I need a doctor.

You're beautiful, like flowers that fly.
By the way, how long do butterflies

actually live?

You know, I'm not sure about... Goodbye,

Julia. Farewell.