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There you go. All right.
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Nope. Okay. Sit down. Okay.
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Stan, I don't want to be hard on you,
but it seems hard what you need.
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Now, everyone gets blue, true enough,
but we all have obligations, like, and
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yours is to get me looking to piss and
not grow the beard of a sex puppet.
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Nothing I do matters, man.
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I'm a failure. But being a failure's
great, Dan.
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Ladies give you all those nice looks of
pity, you know, the ch -ch -ch. Oh, poor
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man. And they don't take away your gun
when you're dishonorably discharged. Oh!
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Jeff, truly, if you care about me, just
leave me alone, pal.
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Oh, easy streams. Oh, there you are, you
sour little suckstick. Whatever this
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is, man, I'm not in the mood. Annie, as
always, I'm in the mood enough for the
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both of us. Special transmission coming
through.
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Sucky Dad!
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You look like shit.
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Almost not worthy of a flick.
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That's not true.
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He's still like that. But I'm not here
just for flicking. As you know,
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is the primary sponsor of the Edge Race.
The Waste, Premier Car Racing, and
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Homicide Hybrid.
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Well, I nearly dirtied my dacks when
Landy told me that my sucky dad was
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actually the little Daniel who lost so
memorably way back when.
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Landy, you told your dad?
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Look, it was either this or Mercy
smothering you while you slept.
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Those can't have been the only two
options. Sucky dad.
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The time has come for you to get back on
the car racing horse. Listen, Edrick,
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the last time I did the edge race, it
ruined my life. I can't go through that
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again. Well, I tried. Freighter's plan
B. Listen, man.
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Ah! No!
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No! No mercy stuttering!
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Okay, okay!
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Fine, I'll do it! Wow!
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Get off of me, Honorado. I think nothing
for hours.
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Thank you for doing that, Dad.
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Anything for you, Landy Lou.
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And if he happens to get his head blown
off, maybe you'll finally come home.
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Well, we've done this already.
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I think this was a bad idea. Danny, look
around.
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It's the edge race. Is that going to get
you even a bit excited?
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Actually, maybe we should leave. It says
here that the edge race is destroyed.
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the homes of the local Edgewalkers who
live on the side of this peninsula.
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Okay, when we talk about how women need
to have each other's backs, it's kind of
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moments like this. Well, how about, uh,
women have my back? Because I'm the one
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with decades of shame hanging around his
neck here. Oh, please, not everything's
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about you, okay? People have more to
think about than you losing one race 30
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years ago. Attention, Edge Race fans.
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Remember, it isn't a visit to the Edge
Race until you get your picture taken at
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the base of Narrower's Pass.
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I know
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you
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probably think that I don't know much
about all of this, but I grew up around
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the edge race.
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And I'm not just saying it when I tell
you that I think you have something
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special. Such as?
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Such as us. You're friends, and we'll be
right there with you doing everything
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we can to make sure you win tomorrow.
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Not sure how that's something special
about me. Look, we love you, okay? And a
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win for you is a win for all of us.
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That night, Bondi, I appreciate it.
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Ooh, it sounds like that's welcome
speed.
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Let's head over to the starting line.
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Fine. Anywhere but here.
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Jeff, what the hell, man?
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I'm a DJ, then. Look.
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Please do not touch the arm, please.
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Hello, edge racers.
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I hope you're ready for what's shaping
up to be the fastest, bloodiest,
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chilliest race ever. Brought to you, as
always, by Doomshine. Don't let me get
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sober. Now, what say we bring out your
rating 27 time edge race champion?
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It's working, paladinsas!
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God, are we here?
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Yeah, she's the reigning grandpa.
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We were rivals as kids. She'd act all
cute in public, but when we were alone,
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she'd be like, quit.
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Quit for all these ways she wanted to
see me die?
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If she was that bad back then, I can't
even imagine what she's like as an
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Oh, we don't know.
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What the fuck?
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She spent a fortune on genetic
inhibitors. They say she stayed
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favorite little racer.
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People seem to like it. Now, it wouldn't
be an edge race without a few
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surprises. And this year we have a
doozy.
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Ricky's former racing foe is...
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I guess I didn't get the memo that I was
supposed to become some freak show
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living out a witch's curse, eh?
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Oh, he's saying that about Ricky.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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It's okay, everyone.
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He's just a big old meanie. But we'll
show him out there on the track.
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I'm going to kill you slow, bitch.
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Open you slow.
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Hold my little hand over your exposed
heart and watch it flow.
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Oh, my God. Get off.
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She's at least fourth. I'm never going
to like him. There's nothing he could
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ever do to win back my love. You all
hated me when I lost 25 years ago.
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Bloody hell, let's do this again.
Security!
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What?
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That's one of the edge walkers I was
talking about.
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Oh, okay, cool. Ooh, scary pamphlet.
Hey, you let them speak, oppressors! Oh,
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see, that's not right. And I would
intervene, but, you know.
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I don't want to center myself in the
conversation. I mean, they should be
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not me, you know?
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Don't worry about that, lunatic. Go have
a tomb shine and get ready to see
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Little Ricky take it to that old bastard
tomorrow.
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to show you all who's tops around here!
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Ha -ha!
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It's New Shine Zone, I'm the Vangaroo!
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Yay, Hoopsy! Hoopsy's in the right!
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riding shotgun to serve as navigator and
to keep me beard?
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I'm gonna keep a part of your body in my
freezer like a piece of wedding cake.
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Oh, I could pretend I didn't see it.
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But I'd know I know.
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God damn it.
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Where's your king or mayor or whatever?
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I'd love to hang out, but you guys just
aren't. Let's eat up.
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We'll see about that.
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Good shot.
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Listen, ratings are off the charts
because of this feud between you and
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And just between you and me, I'm tired
of seeing the little creep win.
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She's always saying the most disgusting
stuff to me when no one's looking. I
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know, Edric. She's a monster. But I
can't help you, man. It's a little hard
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race without a car.
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Thoughts exactly.
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Drop it.
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Oh.
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appreciate it, but I've never done a
race without the P -76.
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What if I was to offer you the P -77?
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It's one better. One better.
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Yes.
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Great news, guys. I'm back in the race.
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Whoa, look at that card.
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Can't help but notice that we're not
going to fit in there. Yeah, it's not
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ideal, but I do feel like, you know,
with all the navigation software and the
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hand that passes me drinks, you guys
might be a little bit redundant anyway.
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If Denny... He said we'd win this
together. I don't know why we can't
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Yeah, I don't have time to argue with
you, Lundy. We can absolutely hash this
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out later.
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But, uh, it's a race, you know? And you
said you were helping me win so that I
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could win. It shouldn't matter whether
I'm doing it with or without you. Right?
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Okay, bye!
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We'll talk about this later!
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Well, suppose that's that, then.
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Fuck that. Help me find some tires.
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Yeah!
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Let's do it!
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Yeah, okay. We're gonna need a few more
things. Yeah.
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Edgewalkers, listen!
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We're all in grave danger!
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No, like, right now, danger! There was a
crack in... Yeah, no, I can't
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understand what you're saying.
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Our math... scare our words this is why
no one has heeded our warnings thus far
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well take your damn masks off our
natural appearance is shocking and
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to others listen i'm pretty sure people
could handle it if it stopped everyone
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from oh god oh my god it's like a bag of
meat was hit by a train i'm sorry
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Oh, I understand.
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I know that this is extremely urgent,
but I'm just still really living in the
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world of your face.
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All right, what do we got here?
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Welcome to the P -77. Nope, no computer
car stop.
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Okay, let's see what this little guy can
do.
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It seemed like too much. Uh -oh! Oh, and
Blondie has prepared the P -76 and is
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roughing up little Daniel!
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Yeah! You get him, Blondie! What are you
doing, Blondie? You're not even
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registered in the race!
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Trophies are for empty people.
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I just want to be your story.
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Trust me, these piggies are positively
dripping.
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See you later, you stupid, silly
villains.
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Daniel!
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supposed to do? I mean, her car is
massive.
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Unless it... People don't want you!
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Wait at least they finished at the same
time. Yeah, that's it.
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At least they finished at the same time.
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Shit.
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You know, because sometimes you build
things up in your head and they don't
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deliver. But holy crap, this delivers.
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This delivers twofold, honey. This
delivers threefold, honey. Big party at
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Oasis tonight. That's for everyone.
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Everyone's invited. We got deals on
drinks. Actually, the deal is you got to
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a bit more. But you get to hang out with
me.
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Hey, guys, guys, look.
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I got my trophy.
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Is Lundy okay?
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She's okay, right? I knew she'd be okay.
She's a tumbler. Check out my trophy,
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though.
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ready with the towels. He always gets
the zoomies after a bath.
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He tuckered himself out.
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Yeah, he did. Now he's having a dream.
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Look at that.
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Oh, it's going for the beer bottle.
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Oh, that's good stuff, Jeppy.
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Look at us. You know, friends, having
fun.
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I bet one day we'll look back on this.
No. See, Londa, you don't do that.
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You ruin it when you...
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It's too soon to comment on. Yeah.
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Oh, wow, check out the trophy.
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You're some racer, aren't you?
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Oh, and those were your friends, weren't
they, that fell off the cliff?
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Oh, what do you reckon you should feel
right now?
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You should have seen it. Oh, but heaps
of people died, didn't they?
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Yeah. See you later.
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