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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,720 Thank you very much. Enjoy yourself, everybody. 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:04,540 Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show. 3 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:05,499 You're it. 4 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:06,500 This is it. 5 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:11,260 Great, hot show tonight. It's going to be fun. Guys, this weekend, they took 6 00:00:11,260 --> 00:00:12,900 down the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree. 7 00:00:13,420 --> 00:00:14,420 You see that? Yeah. 8 00:00:14,580 --> 00:00:17,260 But first, in order to do that, they had to get rid of everything that was 9 00:00:17,260 --> 00:00:18,260 living inside of it. 10 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:23,600 Pigeons, squirrels, Rudy Giuliani. I mean, they had to get everything out. 11 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,840 Yeah, the tree was tied up and whisked out in the middle of the night, just 12 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:28,860 a Venezuelan dictator. 13 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaking of, President Trump just hosted oil executives at the White House to 14 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:42,540 talk about Venezuela, but the CEO of Exxon told Trump that the Venezuelan 15 00:00:42,540 --> 00:00:43,540 is uninvestable. 16 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,180 Yeah, they're like, sir, we'd rather invest in a beach house in North Korea. 17 00:00:48,940 --> 00:00:51,440 They're like, sir, we'd rather invest in labubu dolls now. 18 00:00:52,830 --> 00:00:55,350 They were like, sir, we'd rather invest in straight hockey shows. 19 00:00:59,190 --> 00:01:02,630 Get this, after his meeting with oil executives, Trump flew to Florida for a 20 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:03,630 dentist appointment. 21 00:01:05,010 --> 00:01:07,430 Hey, if you're going to get a job looking at Trump's cavities, that's 22 00:01:07,430 --> 00:01:08,430 the one you want. 23 00:01:08,910 --> 00:01:13,670 At the end of the visit, the dentist was like, I think you need a crown. And 24 00:01:13,670 --> 00:01:15,090 Trump was like, you read my mind, sister. 25 00:01:17,390 --> 00:01:20,390 Some more political news. The Justice Department has now launched a criminal 26 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:24,750 investigation of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell over the cost of 27 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:25,830 the Federal Reserve headquarters. 28 00:01:26,590 --> 00:01:30,970 Trump said Powell is not very good at the Fed and not very good at building 29 00:01:30,970 --> 00:01:31,970 buildings. 30 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:35,070 I'm not sure Trump's very good at wording words. 31 00:01:37,410 --> 00:01:40,090 Keep in mind, until recently, Trump thought the Fed chair was something you 32 00:01:40,090 --> 00:01:41,090 could buy at Raymoor and Flanagan. 33 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:45,140 Well, guys, everyone's talking about Trump's foreign policy. He's been 34 00:01:45,140 --> 00:01:48,420 more and more aggressive towards other countries. If you haven't kept up, I'll 35 00:01:48,420 --> 00:01:49,420 break it down for you. 36 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:50,780 Things are happening fast. 37 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:55,400 Trump's threatening to invade Greenland just after he invaded Venezuela, or as 38 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,400 he calls it, Venezuela. 39 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:09,479 What's next? Is he going to go into Africa and go after Namibia, or as he 40 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:10,479 it, Nambia? 41 00:02:12,170 --> 00:02:14,870 Or maybe Tanzania, which he calls... Tanzania. 42 00:02:15,090 --> 00:02:18,850 Or maybe even Azerbaijan, or as he calls it... Azerbaijan. 43 00:02:20,490 --> 00:02:23,770 After that, he can go for the Middle East, maybe the United Arab Emirates, or 44 00:02:23,770 --> 00:02:26,230 he calls it... The United Arab Emirates. 45 00:02:27,570 --> 00:02:31,050 If not every country, Trump will probably let Saudi Arabia and Russia 46 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:35,970 independent, or as he puts it... Saudi Arabia and Russia will be... 47 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:46,800 He should remember we've got plenty of resources here at home in places like 48 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:51,100 Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, and Mississippi, or as he calls them, Texas, 49 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:53,140 Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi. 50 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:59,460 All of which are right here in the United States, or as he calls it, the 51 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:00,460 States. 52 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:08,040 And finally, guys, today is National 53 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:09,280 Pharmacist Day. 54 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:10,520 Yeah. 55 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:16,280 Whether you hand out pills from the counter at CVS or hand out weed from 56 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:20,120 a 7 -Eleven, we salute you. We have a great show. Give it up for The 57 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:32,160 Roots! 58 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:35,880 What a show we have for you tonight. She is a hilarious actor who stars in Palm 59 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,700 Royale. The season two finale premieres Wednesday on Apple TV. 60 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,720 Kristen Wiig is here tonight. 61 00:03:42,420 --> 00:03:44,740 The best. The best. The best. 62 00:03:45,460 --> 00:03:49,820 He stars in the new show The Beauty. The first three episodes premiere January 63 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:52,200 21st on FX and Hulu. 64 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:54,160 Ashton Kutcher is here tonight. 65 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:01,920 And there are the voices of Rumi and Jinu in the most watched Netflix movie 66 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:07,100 all time, K -pop Demon Hunters. Arden Cho and Ahn Hyo -seop from K -pop Demon 67 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,320 Hunters are here tonight. 68 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,660 And we got great music from Ty Myers! 69 00:04:19,950 --> 00:04:21,529 Well, I got some cool news today. 70 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:26,330 My show, On Brand, which aired on NBC and is available on Peacock right now, 71 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:30,290 just nominated for a NAACP Image Award for Best Host. Oh, come on. 72 00:04:31,430 --> 00:04:32,430 Yes. 73 00:04:33,050 --> 00:04:36,630 So congrats to everyone that worked so hard on that show and the best co -host 74 00:04:36,630 --> 00:04:39,650 you could even ask for, Bozema St. John. Congratulations, Boz. 75 00:04:39,950 --> 00:04:41,530 This is really cool. Thanks for that nomination. 76 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,040 Cool time of year. I like this time of year. It's kind of cozy outside, a 77 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:53,560 chilly out. And I was looking at recipes online, and I saw some really cool soup 78 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,060 recipes from a lot of grandmas out there. 79 00:04:56,300 --> 00:04:59,280 And it's very adorable. I want to show you some right now. It's time for Mimi's 80 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:00,280 Munchies. 81 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,700 Mimi's Munchies. 82 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:05,160 All right. 83 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:08,920 Let's take a look. This one here is on YouTube right here. It's the lentil 84 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:09,980 Here, watch this. 85 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:12,380 Oh. Oh, jeez. 86 00:05:17,980 --> 00:05:19,260 All right, we'll cut this out. 87 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:20,560 All right. 88 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,800 Identify the traffic lights. 89 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:23,500 I'm like, I'm not a robot. 90 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:24,900 This worked in rehearsal. 91 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,160 All right, here we go. This one. 92 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,060 This one. 93 00:05:28,820 --> 00:05:30,880 This one. And this one. All right, here we go. 94 00:05:31,260 --> 00:05:32,260 Mimi's Machi. Let's go. 95 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:34,920 Identify bicycles. 96 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,200 I swear I'm not a robot. 97 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:37,979 All right. 98 00:05:37,980 --> 00:05:41,680 That's a bicycle. Yes. One, two, three, four. There you go. 99 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,180 Which pens have run out of ink? What? 100 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,740 How would I know that? 101 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:52,680 I don't know. I think maybe this one, this one, this one, and this one? 102 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:57,260 You said that yourself from the future. 103 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,740 Probably him. 104 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:05,120 Maybe him, him, and him. 105 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,880 Which dental hygienist likes to gossip while they clean your teeth? 106 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,700 I have no idea. 107 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:12,680 This one. 108 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,060 This one, this one, of course, and then that one. 109 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:17,480 Yeah, great. 110 00:06:18,060 --> 00:06:20,760 Which? The Schnauzer's experiencing boredom. 111 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,680 They all look kind of bored. I don't know. 112 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:28,140 This one, this one, this one, and this one. 113 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:30,080 All right, very good. Let's do it. Here we go. 114 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,380 The people who pronounce it espresso. 115 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,600 Oh, yeah, that's annoying. 116 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:34,700 It's annoying. 117 00:06:34,780 --> 00:06:40,780 But let me see. It's probably him, her, and this one, and this one. Here we go. 118 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,100 Good. Here we go. All right. 119 00:06:44,090 --> 00:06:48,630 Button from Wolf Blitzer's jacket. I don't pay attention to his buttons, so I 120 00:06:48,630 --> 00:06:52,830 would say probably Wolf wears this one, this one, this one, and this one. 121 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:54,270 Okay. 122 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:56,210 Moms who aren't mad, they're just disappointed. 123 00:06:56,770 --> 00:06:57,770 Okay. 124 00:06:58,950 --> 00:07:04,110 That one, that one, that one, and that one. All right, here we go. Let's get to 125 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:06,110 the bit here. Thank you. Capture complete. All right. 126 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:08,010 All right, Mimi's Munchies. 127 00:07:09,780 --> 00:07:12,640 Unfortunately, we're out of time. We'll have to look at the recipes next week. 128 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:14,760 Stick around. We'll be right back with Kristen Wiig, everybody. 10185