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yeah thanks
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Phil Sir
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Johnny Johnny you budy star Jimmy sir a
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mind reader you are perfect chill to
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perfe is there anything else there no
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it's top what is it tonight reception
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for the relief workers in honor of their
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great work during the Great floods
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great look um why don't you
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um
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here have this it's um just it's just
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some present from some shake or sulan or
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thingy and I got plenty of them and uh
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you know you're a good Chap and uh I
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mean we get on don't we Johnny yes sir
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thank you very much yeah
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yeah you haven't um I don't suppose you
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know how the king is do you I haven't
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seen him today sir but I can find out
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for you you I'll see him soon enough
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anyway right well thank you
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sir how's his majesty tonight sulking M
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oh dear nothing to do with me I
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hope so so uh what are you going to do
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me well you are the page of the
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backstairs aren't you oh stuff you Neil
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you're his Majesty's valot you want to
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change his CS you get in there what and
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get my skin torn off no
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thanks
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have to me giv up a young I'm just
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wondering uh what's that V yes I do
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happen to know what the time is actually
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uh let me just check on my uh brand new
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Rolex fake real Prince George gave it to
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me cuz we're like this oh yeah you and
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the prin T separated it talk to the
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watch Ruby hey Jeremy check it out it's
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rightfully vulgar to beg trinkets from
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un Masters oh I suppose you can't fit
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into any of Queen charlott's frogs can
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you oh oh oh I've done the shoes hope
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they're up to the king
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standards
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K get Jeremy yeah Neil was busy and
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Jeremy thought it would be a good chance
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for me to show my value work my way up
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you
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know
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um those aren't the king's
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shoes the
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jeremis darling
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boy what never made you think they
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weren't mine what a
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model congratulations Jimmy you've moved
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up the ladder mate you're now a queen
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valet
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can't keep
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away official business something we
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simply get off your high
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horse johy I'm Miranda M pic can I grab
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you yeah please take him away come on my
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best to Tom and
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Jess may I ask m- nope okay uh who's Tom
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nope
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very good I wish we could speed that
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thing up don't
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you good evening sir I got to win you
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over to the yes in a
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minute I'm sure you thought you would
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protecting me somehow by not telling me
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about my brother but if you ever ever
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keep a secret from me again then you're
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gone have I made myself understood yes
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sir
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right I'll go and see the bishop of
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North umberland I could no I can manage
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couldn't help it worm right into the
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middle could you darling I'm
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sorry advising Richard just like you
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advised your father I'm just trying to
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stop George from going to jail we on my
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darling have another gin
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mommy prime minister Mrs Hill your
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highness ma'am may I say you look
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absolutely stunning tonight you may how
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nice to see you all Mr shaww Mrs
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your majesty I'm sorry sir but I did
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promise Mr rier head of Forex of fire
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service you'd give him a I'd hate to
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hold up your official duties well maybe
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I'll find time for you later Mr Shaw I
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can't
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wait sir I'm very sorry I should have
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you yeah all right I was coming out of
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car look I want to wipe that smirk of
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the PM's face who should I be talking
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to um by the fireplace attractive woman
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in the red and black
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got she's F Martin yeah she's the shadow
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home office Minister yes sir tip to be
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the next leader of the opposition she is
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younger than him prettier than him the
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next threat really so if I if you helped
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her make it to tomorrow's front pages
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which would make her the talk of
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Westminster which would then give her TV
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which would raise her profile and funds
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for a leadership challenge exactly
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you're completely forgiven in fact I'm
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renaming Lancashire after you it will
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henceforth be known as Abby Shire yes
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sir um Mr rou is just here oh come on
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that was a bit funny wasn't
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it a pleasure to meet
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you hell Arthur
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you next for your dedication is Carl
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Anderson he represents the yeah uh I
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need a
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pee yes
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sir Miss Thomas major Brooks how many
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bedrooms are there in the palace 52 52
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yeah you knew that right yeah well it
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just makes you think think what one a
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week hey your majesty I just wanted to
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know how it felt when you saw that MP
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attack me on TV just as you told him to
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feel good humiliating the monarchy
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rehearse that speech if you a little
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standing better in my
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head you hurt me I had to and when the
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PM laughs at me behind my back do you
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join in make more jokes yeah only mine
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are much better look jonty knows about
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us this is getting too dangerous it's
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always been
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dangerous I'll talk to him it's fine no
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it's not Mar look these last few days
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with the PM and everything else I think
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that you and I with all the pressure
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that's around and I think that we should
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end this no no what do you mean no I
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have a life beyond you that doesn't need
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trashing oh thanks it's not like I'm the
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only thing in your life is
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it but we don't need to split up we just
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we just need to cool it for a bit stop
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denying who you are why can't we just
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cool because he will smash you up okay
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he hasn't even started with you yet he
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will make me hurt
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you I have to go do you love me for
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God's
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sake goodbye sir
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get
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jonty good evening sir AB a girl give us
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a minute would
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you I want you to arrange some press me
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and a guest just the two of us somewhere
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decorative in about 15 minutes okay
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who's the guest that thing you know
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about me it's finished so you can forget
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about it yes yes sir I never really
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wanted to know about it in the first
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place who's the
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guest that woman there what's her name
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that's Fiona Martin She's the she's my
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guest hi Fiona your Ma I've been meaning
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to chat to you all night perhaps we can
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go somewhere a little quieter of course
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I hear you're making some real waves in
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the shadow I
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flattered I read the
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papers
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oh the times the mirror the guardian the
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telegraph they all have them on the
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front page but he didn't actually say
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anything political she's the shadow
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bloody homeair Minister he just says
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they share a mutual interest
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really so she's coming back to his place
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to listen to his latest Arctic Monkeys
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LP is she yeah you were doing really
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well till you said LP look I it's not
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actually so bad not compared to the
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mess's brothers in has he spoken to
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either of you about Prince George uh no
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he seemed pretty fed up with everything
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last night bit like you
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jonty moving on then
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yes Ray hello hello sir I
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wondered how do I get to speak to the
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king please morning
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Maria darling I was wondering I seem to
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be less busy than I could be and I
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thought you might need some help you're
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bored I just thought you might like my
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eye on certain matters why you don't
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think I'm on top of things you will be
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but there does seem to have been a lot
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of fuss fuss thanks
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mommy excuse
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me excuse me Your Majesty your
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majesty your majesty your majesty Mr Ray
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M would like to see you okay now I'll
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come no Richard
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no I'll see him
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now
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I loved working with your father so job
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of a lifetime and of course it's been an
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honor working with Prince George but
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this business with the car to hit a man
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and then drive off not to help
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him I want to go to the police and tell
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them that it was me driving Ray you
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can't that I could never ask you to do
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that I know sir you could go to jail
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what the prince did was wrong but I
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assisted him
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so I'm guilty too but there's no way he
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can be involved that's not possible I
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feel it's the only answer sir just leave
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it with us for a while would
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you yes of course sir thank you thank
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you
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Ray
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he's willing he go to bloody prison yes
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sir Peter Bayfield called from the
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hospital the victim can't remember
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anymore of the number plate and the
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police don't have any other leads oh so
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we got away with
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it right anything else I've had Miranda
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Hill on the phone busting a gut about
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today's front pages she's screaming
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political bias I think you made quite a
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statement last night
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right I'll go and give Prince George the
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good news
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no no [ __ ] if Ray
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can George is going to have to own up to
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what he did and he's going to take the
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consequences
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David go and get George oh Ray M what a
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guy you know
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um I remember another po I think his
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name was Rob did the same thing for my
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uncle ended up head of customs in
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Bermuda I think we could do something
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like that for old Ray maybe once he's
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finished his prison term sir oh don't be
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like that good word here good word there
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we'll sort old Ray out yes sir Johnny
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Boy good to see you it's all right abig
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girl thank you thank you very
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much your post sir anything else yes I
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think there is go get a suit from
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wherever they're kept any suit it's
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yours you've earned it thank sir no
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Johnny thank
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you David God I'm popular today you're
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all right so I think I think the thing
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to do is
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that you're going to pay a visit to the
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hospital a surprise visit so we don't
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have to do it with the press or any of
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that [ __ ] but you're going to talk to
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the man you here tell him it was you and
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then you're going to ask for his
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forgiveness and if he doesn't want to
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give it if if he wants to go to the
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police well then that's how it goes but
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that's not going to happen and I'm right
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here giving you all the support I can
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and you know that but this way we're
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we're doing it
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right is that it yes that's
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it there is no way on God's Earth that
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I'm doing what you just said George
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George
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George George
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George that went well
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then yeah this place not all Garden
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parties is
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it
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yeah oh hey have you ever heard of Tom
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and Jess I don't know the surname Tom
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and Jess Tom and oh there's the Howards
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of course who are they just friends of
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his majesty he visits them quite a lot
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somewhere up north I think Neil might
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know right thanks
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David yeah your majesty Mrs Hill from
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darning Street sir
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I'm afraid I'm
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busy Lucy can you find an address for me
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please Tom and Jessica Howard friends of
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his majesty yet I can't find them on the
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database look guys I don't know oh
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grower backbone will you yeah but it's
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just it's part of the tradition he will
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have done this to other footmen when he
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was younger back in the
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1860s looks like Jeremy likes a queen on
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top at night E look all this stuff must
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be holding all these years he'll be back
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in half an hour come on will you go go
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go
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go he's told George to
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confess he won't let Ian Buri it
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disappointing
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easy Rich you'll kill one of them one
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day oh God have you won yet Ellie if
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you're not going to try it's not worth
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all right fine go on you boys can relax
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yeah I know we just have to be seen to
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do the right thing rather than actually
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do it but I am right about George aren't
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I I think I think you've made a very
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brave decision yeah thanks and this
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fight with the PM nice front page photos
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Rich you smuggle bastard I hear he's
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fuming so what's next oh I don't
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know I feel like I've made my point
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really are you king or not if you can
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send your brother to prison then you no
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I'm absolutely 100% behind you I just
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think if you're willing to do that you
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have to make sure that old man shore
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stays down and don't let your office
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bully you if Fe and the others don't
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share your vision then get some new
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faces
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in yeah I guess there are hundreds of
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ways to exert your influence if you
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really need
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to come on one more set and then I'll
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tell you how we can really really upset
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the
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PM
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hello
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look I know this and you know this this
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is not just about the king it's about
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the institution and its future so while
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we might all knob while we're in there
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the fact is that Prince George Will
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Never visit that hospital and the sooner
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the king stops wasting his time fighting
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the Prime
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Minister the
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better
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yes
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good
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your majesty hi oh hi come in come in
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your majesty how is everyone very well
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sir
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good so seran your majesty shall we
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start with a weekly diary Abigail has a
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detailed agenda for us all actually I've
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had an invitation sorry uh do you mind
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there's a school for disabled children
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under threat of closure I was rather
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disappointed when I read about it I
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thought I might put in a visit this
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didn't come through the office well
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Ellena always seen to do this kind of
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thing and just because I'm King doesn't
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mean I should only be doing the
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Glamorous stuff what' you say Abigail
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sounds very admirable sir yeah doesn't
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it uh here we go ambl down School in
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Broms grve oh well that's easy to get to
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isn't brms grve yeah the prime
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minister's
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constituency is it go uh oh well maybe
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we could do a joint visit in what do you
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think he'd
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say I'll ask him great have we go thank
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you
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sir anything
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else good thank
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you
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sir I know your intentions are admirable
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but please stop I think you're making a
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terrible mistake with your brother and
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fighting the Prime Minister I'm not
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fighting the PM so everything you now do
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look I don't want to talk about it
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George is being George I need you to fix
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him make sure he goes to the hospital
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sir I don't want him to go I don't want
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you to risk humiliating him I want you
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to understand I don't care what you want
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do
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it
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Ian do it
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yes the president of the United States
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of America slept in this bed so as joal
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Al are we lowering the tone on the
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contrary they're all at it
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come tell me tell me who is the King's
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lover tell me tell me I don't know you
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won't tell if I knew I wouldn't
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tell that's good that's good you
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shouldn't tell no unless you really
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really wanted
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to does the princess keep secrets from
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you of course she does Abby it's them
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and US won way traffic you know that so
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why put up with it because of
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her I mean like you you'd uh pretty much
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do anything for him wouldn't
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you
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yeah Jeremy thought you're off tonight I
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am we dining out with the mount chice
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well why aren't you downstairs then
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you're not still mad at us are you it
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was a joke my dear boy that's nothing
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I've had my underwear flying from Sand
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Ram's FL P so I've lost her
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diary when you played that tired old
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room prank and all my stuff came back
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the diary was
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missing I always take it to bed with me
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for
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safekeeping now it's gone and soon she's
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going to want to write in it whoa whoa
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you've lost the Queen's diary I didn't
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lose it you imbecil easy now she's going
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to kill
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H do you know what that diary contains
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it's history it's a record of this
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country's greatest
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events scandalous some of
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it well the thing she's been up to you
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wouldn't believe unless you'd read it
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with your own two eyes you don't have it
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really oh so I wouldn't know about her
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secret meetings with the Earl of
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rore give it to me no
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give it to me no unless you want the
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palace to know all about mummy's little
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habits are you blackmailing
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me yes I am now my shoes my tea and the
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Daily
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Mail get
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up
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Jesus Ian get out we need to have a
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conversation sir no please sir please do
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you remember your uncle Prince stage
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lives in a little cottage these days
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miles from anywhere uh of course he lost
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a lot in the divorce but at that stage
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he still had the estate then that went
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to the Bays after the business failed he
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never was much of a businessman but it's
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hard to be with a drink and a drug
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problem would you say you're much of a
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businessman
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sir I suppose losing all that was what
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brought on the brick down and all
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because of a silly joke at King James
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expense then that's what happens when
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you incur the Wrath of the
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Monarch I saw Uncle David
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once stood behind the ratings for the
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rest of the
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crowd like a
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ghost can't believe my brother sent you
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I promise we will do everything we can
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to protect you
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sir no I'll do his but Ruby did I ever
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tell you about the Queen's visit to
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Ascot last year and her mysterious food
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poisoning
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[Applause]
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la
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what's
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that I've come to offer you my
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resignation
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sir well I I feel I've lost your
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confidence maybe I'm too oldfashioned
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maybe I'm just too old to serve you as
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you would wish but I have failed
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you I should have stopped you being
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dragged in I wasn't dragged but I should
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have stopped it well you couldn't it was
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my duty
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nonetheless I care more about you and
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your family than my feeble brain can
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Express and I'm sorry that I've let you
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down you haven't it has been an honor to
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serve you sir no shut up I don't accept
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it bloody Helen you annoy the [ __ ] out
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of me sometimes I don't go and bloody
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sack you I think you need someone
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younger sir I need you I'm not having
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you abandoning me not now and I'm not
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letting up on Teddy sha either I've
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known you since you were born but I
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don't understand you anymore I try I
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try sir sorry Her Majesty's on her way
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and I can't seem to stop her Richard I'm
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busy I can live you can stay and
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you Richard he put a man in hospital he
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could have killed him your brother I had
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to do what was right no will you listen
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to me you can't hit someone and then
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drive off and think you can get away
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with the consequences your brother your
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brother I
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know and you send him to prison on a on
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a
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principle this
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family we only have all this because
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they let us you'd risk all of us some
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badly thought
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out you
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child he'll be be
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okay
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uh he'll be okay you must excuse me
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Ian your
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majesty look I'll uh I'll try and sort
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that stuff out with Teddy Shaw can you I
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need can you get that girl of his in um
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Miranda Hill get her in I'll sort it out
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through her thank you
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sir okay he's in the corner you're just
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here on a flash visit that's the
558
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,480
official line so say hello to a couple
559
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,080
of the others first
560
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,519
okay going to be
561
00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:19,299
[Music]
562
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:29,200
fine your majesty M Miranda Hill
563
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,880
Mrs Hill your
564
00:29:37,919 --> 00:29:40,480
majesty I tried to ring only to tell me
565
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,679
to stop beating up your boss I bet well
566
00:29:42,679 --> 00:29:43,919
it is my
567
00:29:43,919 --> 00:29:47,960
job look well done you've proved
568
00:29:48,159 --> 00:29:51,080
your well you've proved a lot we've
569
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:52,960
dropped three share points in the
570
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,159
opinion poll
571
00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:56,440
so but this is
572
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,559
ridiculous you can't try and bring down
573
00:29:58,559 --> 00:29:59,799
a government just because your
574
00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:02,960
girlfriend's dumped you the ego on hook
575
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,519
it's not all about you you
576
00:30:04,519 --> 00:30:07,240
know really I wanted to do something
577
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,840
good I saw a woman with no voice and I
578
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:10,519
wanted to help and now you're planning
579
00:30:10,519 --> 00:30:12,799
to exploit some disabled children yeah
580
00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:14,679
and you know what next week I'll be
581
00:30:14,679 --> 00:30:17,200
exploiting 300 nurses and then some
582
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,720
Factory workers and then the teachers
583
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:19,880
and I think they'll all be pretty
584
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,000
grateful and then what h i mean what
585
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,679
happens if you actually succeed in
586
00:30:24,679 --> 00:30:26,240
bringing down the Prime Minister what do
587
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:27,840
you think you will have achieved I don't
588
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,039
know I'm just starting I'd have proved
589
00:30:30,039 --> 00:30:32,240
proved what that at least
590
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,279
what now come on I want to hear the
591
00:30:34,279 --> 00:30:37,600
master plan I'd have shown I don't know
592
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,440
all I ever think about is you and all I
593
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,039
ever fight about
594
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:44,279
is and I can't stop you know not with
595
00:30:44,279 --> 00:30:47,279
not without a fight not ever I love
596
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:52,559
you do you do you understand that I love
597
00:30:56,919 --> 00:30:59,840
you
598
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,200
and how long do you think it can
599
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:05,320
last before we both get crushed by
600
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,919
this I don't really
601
00:31:08,919 --> 00:31:14,399
care it won't work yeah you
602
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,120
[Music]
603
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,550
can't we're
604
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:26,919
[Music]
605
00:31:26,919 --> 00:31:29,760
stupid
606
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:34,240
this is totally wrong and
607
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,679
stupid I like
608
00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:49,599
[Music]
609
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,840
you
610
00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:14,440
[Music]
611
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,559
so this little nurse she says well you
612
00:32:17,559 --> 00:32:19,360
are brave Mr
613
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,720
dods I say
614
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,200
Brave I say what it be scared of when
615
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,440
you've been dropped from 10,000 ft into
616
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,600
enemy territory and the Jerry Gunners
617
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,519
are trying to put a bullet in your
618
00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:34,320
bollocks well love that is brown trous a
619
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:39,679
time it was me what that it was me I was
620
00:32:39,679 --> 00:32:43,480
um the one driving the car that hit you
621
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,399
and um I I I I came here tonight to tell
622
00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:51,320
you how sorry I am for what I did uh
623
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:55,039
obviously but mostly um uh
624
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:58,440
mostly for not stopping it's
625
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,200
unforgivable and
626
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:04,120
um if you want to take this
627
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:07,120
forward I mean you know
628
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,040
uh whatever you want to
629
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,760
[Music]
630
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:13,840
do I wouldn't blame you you probably
631
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,360
gave it to you didn't
632
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,840
he sorry for your
633
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:24,000
21st the number plate g21
634
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:29,440
0487 yeah yeah yeah it came to me when
635
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:31,279
they said you were coming
636
00:33:31,279 --> 00:33:33,639
by I remember reading about it in the
637
00:33:33,639 --> 00:33:36,600
newspapers last
638
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:41,919
year we all make mistakes yes
639
00:33:41,919 --> 00:33:46,320
sir I'm I wake up at night because of it
640
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,120
I'm so sorry you drove off and left me
641
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,399
lying there didn't
642
00:33:51,399 --> 00:33:56,279
you that is a terrible thing to do yes
643
00:33:56,279 --> 00:33:59,240
sir well at least you're man enough to
644
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,480
admit it I'm glad you're not in the
645
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:02,760
bloody
646
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,720
Army you in charge of a tank gold help
647
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,918
us
648
00:34:20,879 --> 00:34:25,078
all C old so fell for
649
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,719
it
650
00:34:40,090 --> 00:34:54,000
[Music]
651
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,639
all right ladies calm
652
00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:59,640
down
653
00:35:05,820 --> 00:35:22,040
[Music]
654
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:22,800
your
655
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,480
majesty I need to talk to
656
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:29,640
you Ma'am
657
00:35:31,839 --> 00:35:35,560
I'll leave immediately
658
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,680
no I miss my
659
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,760
husband
660
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:02,359
I will never let you be
661
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,599
alone
662
00:36:04,599 --> 00:36:08,040
never where the hell is my bloody drink
663
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,960
stop moaning you miserable old
664
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:17,040
bag I'll get it
665
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,560
immediately
666
00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:34,800
well well done
667
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,079
everyone especially
668
00:36:38,079 --> 00:36:40,920
me
669
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:47,280
joke right I'm off maybe uh try to find
670
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,720
some mates Tom
671
00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:52,079
Jessa you what Tom Jess house sir
672
00:36:52,079 --> 00:36:54,160
Friends of the king never heard of him
673
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,520
well Vis I think I know my brother's
674
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,119
mates
675
00:36:58,119 --> 00:37:00,319
yes
676
00:37:04,359 --> 00:37:07,800
sir when do you finish next week sir
677
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:12,319
right we'll miss you thank you
678
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,640
sir that's about as close as they get to
679
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,079
apologizing isn't
680
00:37:29,079 --> 00:37:33,319
it yeah well chosen by God and all that
681
00:37:33,319 --> 00:37:35,000
you believe
682
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,520
that I have to admit I miss all this
683
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,720
though I still can't believe you'd have
684
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:43,040
gone to the jail for him a lot of us
685
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:46,960
would you'll be like that one day
686
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:51,839
yeah take care I take care of them
687
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,440
too
688
00:38:02,970 --> 00:38:17,109
[Music]
689
00:38:17,970 --> 00:38:21,649
[Laughter]
690
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:29,280
shut the door oh finally going to go l
691
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,960
tell me you'll be gentle with me you and
692
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,280
Miranda not getting on well forget about
693
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,599
it how often does she come to the Palace
694
00:38:35,599 --> 00:38:37,440
Tom and Jess Tom and Jessica Howard
695
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,119
right friends of his majesties who don't
696
00:38:39,119 --> 00:38:41,599
appear on any itinerary database invite
697
00:38:41,599 --> 00:38:43,560
list even Prince George hasn't heard of
698
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,560
them you know it was so bloody loaded
699
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,240
when you said it a nice little in joke
700
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,880
for the two of you why are you snooping
701
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,599
around this piss off you around a hill
702
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:53,079
playing this whole we know something you
703
00:38:53,079 --> 00:38:55,359
don't line what you think I wouldn't
704
00:38:55,359 --> 00:38:57,000
want to know or you think I'm just too
705
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,200
stupid to work it out and what is it
706
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,400
you've worked out Miranda Hill is the
707
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,440
mystery woman Tom and Jessica Howard
708
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:04,760
that's the names they use when they're
709
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,359
off screwing that's why we have no
710
00:39:06,359 --> 00:39:08,800
records of them Miranda Hill is the
711
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,480
King's lover the PM's bloody
712
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,480
communications director oh he's dabbling
713
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,720
in politics he's screwing her and he's
714
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:18,839
screwing us great well
715
00:39:18,839 --> 00:39:22,119
done now forget you know what do you
716
00:39:22,119 --> 00:39:23,440
want Downing Street and the palace
717
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,240
coming after you well doesn't Ian know
718
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:26,720
of course not you want to be the one
719
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,079
that betrayed the king confidence it's
720
00:39:28,079 --> 00:39:29,920
betraying us isn't he it's a one-way
721
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,440
Street Abigail calm down no you're in on
722
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,160
the
723
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,880
joke it's not
724
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,880
a
725
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,800
joke George Georgie Georgie I've been
726
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:48,119
sweating like a pig hello mate thank God
727
00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:51,560
eh hey well it's done hey you did good
728
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,319
yeah come on let's crack open some
729
00:39:53,319 --> 00:39:54,960
tinnies get mull celebrate what' you say
730
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,319
eh I'm a bit
731
00:39:56,319 --> 00:39:59,319
knackered
732
00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:02,560
right uh okay come on George let's get
733
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,000
you fixed
734
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,560
up Hey sir I have the boxes for
735
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,440
you great no you know what I can't be
736
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,640
asked tonight give them to me tomorrow
737
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,440
yes sir bad day I've had better I'm
738
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:19,599
sorry I would have thought Mrs Hill's
739
00:40:19,599 --> 00:40:22,400
visit would have cheered you
740
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,920
up is there anything else
741
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,800
sir well then I'll be heading home good
742
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,050
night your
743
00:40:30,050 --> 00:40:45,520
[Music]
744
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,109
[Music]
745
00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:55,040
majesty I nearly pooed in my pants when
746
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,839
I realized he'd gone to see her
747
00:40:57,839 --> 00:41:00,480
mommy and I would never fall out not
748
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,319
even over something as important as this
749
00:41:03,319 --> 00:41:06,000
you haven't read it have you we Have No
750
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,079
Secrets yeah but the diary
751
00:41:09,079 --> 00:41:13,079
it's it's the most boring piece of Dil
752
00:41:13,079 --> 00:41:16,839
ever it's all three glasses of gin
753
00:41:16,839 --> 00:41:19,920
initials instead of names weird spelling
754
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,200
and a load of rasing tips there isn't an
755
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,880
ounce of Gossip in
756
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,400
it
757
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:29,240
important it ain't
758
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,640
you haven't even opened the cover have
759
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,680
you my darling
760
00:41:36,359 --> 00:41:40,640
fire I wouldn't dream of such a
761
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:59,240
thing
762
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,359
I did ring and try and warn you but you
763
00:42:12,359 --> 00:42:14,839
didn't pick
764
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:27,200
up Sir um can I get you something uh
765
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,520
coffee or um vka actually I don't think
766
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,520
I've got any tonic but
767
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:36,240
um what is it you think you
768
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,920
know nothing sir it's none of my
769
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,400
business oh so why are you digging
770
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:48,119
because I'm a nosy cow and I don't know
771
00:42:48,119 --> 00:42:52,359
any better it's why I'm a good
772
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:56,119
APS you got a beer
773
00:42:56,119 --> 00:42:58,680
yeah
774
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,559
all the glasses are filthy I could wash
775
00:43:00,559 --> 00:43:03,920
you one after
776
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,920
just you live alone yeah it's nice it's
777
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,160
a dive but um I'm hardly ever here so
778
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,480
you got a
779
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,640
boyfriend oh I should mind my own
780
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,680
business no
781
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,760
I no one serious you keep it to yourself
782
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,200
the rules are different for
783
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:27,160
me she laughs at you she mocks you when
784
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,839
you're not around I know she tells me
785
00:43:28,839 --> 00:43:31,839
the joke's on you she works for the PM
786
00:43:31,839 --> 00:43:34,200
she's
787
00:43:34,319 --> 00:43:36,599
married why because it's not allowed and
788
00:43:36,599 --> 00:43:41,760
we do it anyway and and it's
789
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,920
fun you won't tell
790
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,839
anyone no
791
00:43:50,839 --> 00:43:53,160
sir no
792
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:56,040
okay
793
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,040
thanks
794
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,558
you're right it's a [ __ ]
795
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:13,000
tip [ __ ] sir get in the car
796
00:44:15,580 --> 00:44:25,319
[Music]
797
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,040
there
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