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Eric, you've hardly
touched your breakfast.
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That's because I don't
know what it is.
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Well, it's just--it's
eggs and hash and some...
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Surprises.
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Mom, why aren't
you eating it?
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Well, I just, I have never
been a breakfast person.
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Is this rabbit?
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No.
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Mom, if daddy
gets a job,
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can we stop
eating dog food?
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Laurie,
it is not dog food,
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and god, I hope so.
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So,
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would you
hire me?
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I'd hire you, daddy.
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Especially
if the position
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was world's best father.
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Aw, you make
me sick.
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Is it horse?
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No, it is not horse.
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Honey, now I know,
I know you've been
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just a little bit
blue
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since the plant
closed,
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so I got you a present.
Ha ha ha.
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♪ Ta-da! ♪
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You're hired.
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The essential guide
for job hunting.
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Kitty...
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I don't need that.
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I've been working
since I was 16,
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I fought in 2 wars,
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hell,
I killed people.
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I'm not saying that
I didn't enjoy it.
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No, no, no, no.
I just, you know,
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I just thought
I'd give you a little edge.
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I don't need
an edge.
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I'm red forman.
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I'm experienced,
loyal, hard-working.
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That's the trifecta
of employability.
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Well, thanks,
sweetie.
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Good luck, honey.
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Bye, daddy.
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Red: Okay.
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I've got it.
It's tongue.
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[Whispering]
It's tongue.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ we all alright ♪
♪ we all alright ♪♪
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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All right,
it's official.
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My parents
are freaks.
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Which one of you is my
boyfriend again?
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Right. It's you.
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You're taking me out of
this stinkin' town tonight.
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W-W-Wait, Donna,
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don't you wanna know
why Fez is in his undies?
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No.
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It is a really
crazy story.
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Oh, oh,
you know what?
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I'll tell you
a crazy story.
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It all started like
4 minutes ago...
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Both: Oom.
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Oh, good god. What are
you guys doing now?
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Yoga. I'm trying to align
your father's chakras.
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I didn't even know the damn
things were out of whack.
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Why can't you guys
be normal?
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Donna, your negativity
is bruising our auras.
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Please leave.
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Gladly.
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Oh, and honey,
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we're also exploring
tantric sex.
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So, if you hear
any strange noises
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coming from mommy
and daddy's bedroom--
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eww!
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Why must you guys freak
me out on a daily basis?
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I don't want to
picture you naked,
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and I'm leaving
now. Forever.
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Both: Oom.
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Ouch. Okay, Donna,
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I think we need
to take you out
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for some dirty
bad fun.
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Thank you, Eric.
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Oh, you want
dirty bad fun?
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Listen to this.
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I came here
fully clothed.
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Oh! No, no,
I know.
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There's this new club
that opened in Chicago.
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It's supposed
to be like,
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like, the hottest spot
this side of studio 54.
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God, you guys,
that's perfect.
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No, no, Michael,
we can't go.
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My parents are gonna
be out late tonight,
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and we have
to study.
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Study? Ah, what a gyp.
I'm going to the club.
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No. No--no,
Michael,
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you're coming over
to my house tonight
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and we're gonna...
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Study.
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Fine.
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I never get to do
anything fun.
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God, you're dumb.
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I guess that's why
I've gotta go study.
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[Thinking]
Hi. Red forman.
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Experienced, loyal,
hard-working.
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Yeah.
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All: Hey! That's red!
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So, all you guys
from the, uh,
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from the plant,
huh?
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So, we're all going
after the same job.
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Well. That's, uh,
that's terrific.
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Boy, I wish I had
your confidence, red.
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I got nothing.
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All I can think
to do is tell this guy
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I'm experienced,
loyal, and hard-working.
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[Thinking]
Son of a bitch.
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So, I brought
my books.
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Michael,
we're not gonna study.
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We're not?
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No.
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My parents are gonna
be gone for hours.
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Oh!
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So, what do you
want to do?
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Oh, check it out.
Bowie.
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Man, he's cool.
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Yeah. Androgynous
guys are so manly.
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Michael?
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Do you know who would look
totally, totally sexy,
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glammed up like
bowie?
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Who?
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You, Michael.
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You're crazy.
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No, I'm not glammed.
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N-N-No, come on,
Michael.
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You have
such pretty eyes.
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Well, my lashes
do go out like a mile.
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And with this,
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I can flip 'em up.
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No way!
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Yeah, yeah.
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[The bee gee's
stayin' alive playing]
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Donna: Eric, you here?
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Yeah, I'm in the living
room, baby.
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What are
you staring at?
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You're really...
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Brick house.
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Thanks, you wanna--
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shh.
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Let me just stare
at you for a second.
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Can we just--
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ip.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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God, this is stupid.
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Shut up, Michael.
I'm almost done.
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I can't believe I let
you talk me into this.
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Okay. Here,
take a look.
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Fine.
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Okay, yeah.
My eyes are gorgeous.
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See? See,
I told you.
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Michael, do you know
what you need now?
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Some blush.
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W-W-Whoa, whoa,
whoa, Jackie.
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All right,
glam is one thing,
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but I think we're
crossing over into weird.
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No, no, trust me,
Michael. We're not.
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With cheekbones
like that?
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Blush is your
best friend.
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Yeah, I do have
bitchin' cheekbones.
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Okay, let's blush.
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People are so
friendly around here.
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2 women
on the corner
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just offered to
have sex with me.
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Yeah, for money, Fez.
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I could not ask
them for money.
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Or could I?
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Wow, guys, check
out this crowd.
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I know. This is
gonna be so great.
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Let's go see
how long the wait is.
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Excuse me, how long--
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you're in.
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Oh, man.
I'm so up for this.
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Not you.
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Well, that's fine.
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I'll just wait
with you guys.
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No, we're next.
Go in.
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Yeah? All right. I'll
see you guys inside.
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You know what?
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This is probably just some
kind of fire code thing.
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Yeah, okay, wait.
What's going on?
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We're next.
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No, you're not.
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What are you
talking about?
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Well, Archie.
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I'm here to let
the cool people in
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and keep
the geeks out.
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Those poor
stupid geeks.
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Oh, my god,
we are geeks!
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Hey.
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Did slipping the
bouncer a 10 work?
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Yes, it did, Hyde.
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That's why
I'm inside the club.
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There you are.
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This place is awesome.
Why aren't you inside?
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Oh, we were in. We
were on the inside.
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I didn't see you.
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Oh, yeah.
We waved at you,
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but you were,
uh...
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Dancing.
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Excellent.
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Uh, you
were dancing,
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and then we
went through this...
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Door.
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Yes. We went
through this door,
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and we were
locked out.
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Uh, and then
we had to get
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in the back
of the line, so...
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All right, well, when you get
back inside, find me.
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Go, yeah.
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Yeah, go.
Yeah, go.
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We'll meet
on the inside.
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Okay.
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All: Yeah, go.
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That was
really smooth.
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Smooth enough
to get us in?
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No.
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Okay, that's it.
You must let me in.
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Why?
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Because I feel the
hot rhythm of disco
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burning in my loins.
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Watch.
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Okay. You're in.
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So long, losers.
254
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,911
So, you're saying that
this stuff won't come off?
255
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Like, even if I cry?
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Man, that's great.
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Oh, Michael, you are the
best doll I have ever had.
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You know what?
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I have the perfect
gown for you.
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A-All right,
Jackie, slow down.
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Okay, wearing lipstick
is one thing,
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but a gown?
That's kind of fruity.
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No, no, it's not,
Michael.
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Bowie wears dresses.
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Joe namath
wears pantyhose.
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Jackie. No.
267
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,859
I'll be right back.
268
00:12:57,901 --> 00:13:01,029
Jackie, I said no.
269
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:05,575
All right. Nothing too
girly, and I mean it!
270
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:17,170
[Grunts]
271
00:13:18,213 --> 00:13:22,551
Well, so much for your "he
can't stop both of us" theory.
272
00:13:22,592 --> 00:13:24,303
This bites, man.
273
00:13:24,344 --> 00:13:26,096
He can't keep us out of
there. I mean, what?
274
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:29,099
Did we wake up in
Russia this morning?
275
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,643
No. We did not,
in fact,
276
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:34,104
wake up in Russia
this morning.
277
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,606
I didn't think so.
278
00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:38,734
Hey, let me tell
you something, pal.
279
00:13:38,775 --> 00:13:41,194
You're propping up
a dying system, man.
280
00:13:41,236 --> 00:13:43,697
You see, someday soon,
people are gonna wake up,
281
00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:46,325
and they're gonna realize that
most of us don't fit into your
282
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:48,994
Hollywood, Madison Avenue,
candy-coated ideal
283
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,412
of what's cool.
284
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,664
And when we do,
we're gonna rise up,
285
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:54,458
we're gonna put you
on trial,
286
00:13:54,499 --> 00:13:56,001
then parade
through the streets
287
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:59,880
with your head on a stick.
288
00:14:01,256 --> 00:14:04,259
Righteous political
outrage. You're in.
289
00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:12,642
All right. I'll see you
later, forman.
290
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:23,695
Yeah, well, when the
revolution comes, man,
291
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:27,949
your backs could be
up against the wall,
292
00:14:27,991 --> 00:14:30,994
damn it, let me in! My
girlfriend's in there!
293
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,871
The foxy redhead?
294
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:36,124
I thought that was
your sister.
295
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,961
What does she
see in you?
296
00:14:40,003 --> 00:14:41,838
You know what
she sees, buddy?
297
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:46,218
You know what
she sees?
298
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,889
Well, let me
tell you something,
299
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,140
if she was
the bouncer,
300
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,059
I'd be in that stupid
club right now,
301
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,019
you big ass.
302
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,814
Yeah. I said it.
303
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,655
Hi, honey.
304
00:15:09,324 --> 00:15:12,411
Uh-oh.
305
00:15:13,578 --> 00:15:15,288
I didn't get the job.
306
00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:19,042
Okay, well, you will
get them next time.
307
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,253
Ah, kitty.
308
00:15:21,294 --> 00:15:23,713
The world's changing.
309
00:15:23,755 --> 00:15:24,923
Things aren't
turning out
310
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:29,261
the way I expected.
311
00:15:29,302 --> 00:15:31,054
Well, red,
312
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:34,975
what did
you expect?
313
00:15:35,016 --> 00:15:38,186
Well...
314
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:41,022
I don't know, I...
315
00:15:42,482 --> 00:15:44,734
Announcer:
Take that, hirohito.
316
00:15:44,776 --> 00:15:46,486
And that.
317
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,780
Yes, with america's victory
overseas now complete,
318
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,740
our fighting boys
return home,
319
00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:52,159
where the American
working man
320
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,328
takes his rightful place
on the throne.
321
00:15:55,370 --> 00:15:58,206
"Hi, honey.
How was your day?"
322
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,209
"They gave me
another raise."
323
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,170
"Oh, honey, with all
the money you make,
324
00:16:03,211 --> 00:16:06,047
it's no wonder
I don't have to work."
325
00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:08,216
Daughter Laurie
has a question.
326
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,135
"Daddy, why is
the American economy
327
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,095
the envy of the world?"
328
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,264
"Well," says dad,
329
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,807
"it's because
the American worker
330
00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:21,438
is experienced, loyal,
and hard-working."
331
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,733
Looks like junior
has some good news.
332
00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:27,527
"Say, dad, you can stop
giving me money now.
333
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:30,655
I just got a football
scholarship to notre dame."
334
00:16:30,697 --> 00:16:34,284
I guess experience,
loyalty, and hard work
335
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,329
really do pay off."
336
00:16:37,370 --> 00:16:39,581
Daughter Laurie
has another question.
337
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,208
"Daddy, can you tell me
338
00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:44,586
why Germany and Japan's
economies never recovered?"
339
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:48,340
"It's simple.
They are not experienced,
340
00:16:48,381 --> 00:16:50,425
"they are
not hard-working,
341
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,427
"they are not loyal,
342
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:55,222
and they do not
speak English."
343
00:16:55,263 --> 00:16:58,350
Speaking of work, mom has
to go grocery shopping.
344
00:16:58,391 --> 00:17:00,519
"Can I have the keys
to the Cadillac?"
345
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:05,065
"Ha ha. Forget the Cadillac.
Take the hovercraft."
346
00:17:05,106 --> 00:17:08,985
The hovercraft?
347
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,864
The hovercraft?
348
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:17,869
What? They promised us
hovercrafts.
349
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:22,207
Just another damn
broken promise.
350
00:17:26,294 --> 00:17:30,006
Okay, cream
and 2 sugars.
351
00:17:31,007 --> 00:17:32,217
Well, you just
drink up,
352
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:35,262
and I'll just--i don't
know, head inside.
353
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:36,888
Yeah. No.
354
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,516
Oh, come on.
You suck.
355
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,309
Mr. Big shot
bouncer,
356
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,228
Mr. "I open and
close the rope,"
357
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:48,483
Mr. Boat man on
the river styx,
358
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,694
just, god, I bet you've
never been excluded
359
00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:52,404
from anything in
your whole life.
360
00:17:52,445 --> 00:17:54,072
Hey, that's not fair.
361
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,907
I've been excluded
from lots of things.
362
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:59,828
Yeah? Like what?
363
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:04,207
Oh, no, okay.
364
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,750
Uh, when I was
in kindergarten,
365
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:08,378
we used to play
duck, duck, goose,
366
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:12,882
and nobody ever picked me
to be the goose.
367
00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:16,845
Oh, wow. That must
have really hurt.
368
00:18:16,886 --> 00:18:19,806
I didn't care.
369
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,350
You didn't care,
uh-huh?
370
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:23,768
So, you're just
sitting there,
371
00:18:23,810 --> 00:18:25,604
watching this kid go
around the circle,
372
00:18:25,645 --> 00:18:27,022
duck, duck,
duck.
373
00:18:27,063 --> 00:18:28,607
He'd get closer
and closer.
374
00:18:28,648 --> 00:18:30,108
Duck. You'd be shaking
with anticipation.
375
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,693
Duck. Maybe
he'll pick me.
376
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:33,236
Duck. Maybe I'll get
to run and laugh
377
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,613
with the joy of
being the goose.
378
00:18:34,654 --> 00:18:35,822
And then he'd
come to you,
379
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,073
place his hand on your
head and say "duck,"
380
00:18:37,115 --> 00:18:38,700
and you're telling
me you didn't care?
381
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,035
Okay, yeah,
it hurts.
382
00:18:40,076 --> 00:18:42,287
Yes, thank you.
That's what I'm saying.
383
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,872
And now you...
384
00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:46,541
Have made me...
385
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:50,003
The duck!
386
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,213
Wow.
387
00:18:52,255 --> 00:18:54,799
Oh, man.
I didn't realize.
388
00:18:54,841 --> 00:18:56,801
Dance, goose.
389
00:18:56,843 --> 00:19:00,639
Dance.
390
00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:21,993
Oh, god, Michael.
391
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,828
In that dress, you are
way prettier than bowie.
392
00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:27,791
Hell, I'm prettier
than you.
393
00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:31,461
That's not funny,
Michael.
394
00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:37,467
Did you just hear
a car pull up?
395
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,094
No, not yet.
396
00:19:39,135 --> 00:19:40,512
Your parents aren't
supposed to be home
397
00:19:40,553 --> 00:19:42,555
for like,
another hour.
398
00:19:42,597 --> 00:19:45,475
Heh. Spin.
399
00:19:51,606 --> 00:19:53,108
Hi, daddy.
400
00:19:53,149 --> 00:19:55,110
We're studying.
401
00:19:55,151 --> 00:19:56,820
Aah!
402
00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:58,321
Daddy, no!
Daddy, I love him!
403
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,740
Aah!
404
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,786
Wow. What a night,
right?
405
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:08,164
Oh, phew,
exactly.
406
00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:15,922
Donna,
why are you with me?
407
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:20,802
Um, the bouncer
wanted to know.
408
00:20:21,594 --> 00:20:24,055
What did you
tell him?
409
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:28,226
You know, I couldn't
think of a reason.
410
00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:31,688
Hmm.
411
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:35,608
You know, come to think
of it, I can't either.
412
00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:37,235
What I need to do
is find a guy
413
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:39,237
who's like, totally
different from you.
414
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:43,408
Maybe big and dumb and,
you know, not nice to me.
415
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:44,826
Oh, and no sense
of humor,
416
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:46,244
so when I tell a joke,
he doesn't get it.
417
00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,579
That's a real
turn on.
418
00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:48,747
Okay, enough.
419
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:50,457
No. No, no, no,
seriously. Thank you.
420
00:20:50,498 --> 00:20:52,500
I mean, if you hadn't have
pointed this out to me,
421
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,669
I might have wasted
years with you.
422
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:58,173
I mean, I almost
had sex with you.
423
00:20:58,214 --> 00:21:00,884
Whoo! Thank you.
424
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,011
Okay, I think
the question has become
425
00:21:03,052 --> 00:21:05,930
why am I with you?
426
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:13,313
Oh, right, okay.
427
00:21:14,981 --> 00:21:17,692
I had a great time.
428
00:21:18,693 --> 00:21:21,321
Good night.
429
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:30,413
[The bee gee's
staying alive playing]
430
00:21:39,964 --> 00:21:41,758
Kelso: Yeah.
431
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,594
Last night,
I was with Jackie,
432
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:48,473
tonight,
I'll be with Laurie.
433
00:21:48,515 --> 00:21:55,647
It's just the kind of life
a stud like me leads.
434
00:21:55,688 --> 00:21:57,232
What?
435
00:21:57,273 --> 00:22:01,236
Eric: Kelso,
your mascara's running.
436
00:22:01,277 --> 00:22:03,404
Damn.
437
00:22:03,446 --> 00:22:06,074
She told me
it was waterproof.
438
00:22:06,098 --> 00:22:11,098
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