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oh, um, here, bernice.
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I made you
a plate of leftovers.
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Oh, thank you--
that reminds me, red.
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My garbage disposal
is still broken.
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Well, just as long
as you enjoy it.
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Listen, I've got an idea.
Let's eat out next Sunday.
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That way, everybody can get
something they like.
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Okay, grandma,
time to get you home.
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Eric, you got to warm that car
up for at least 10 minutes.
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He's a good boy.
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It's just a shame he doesn't
have a better home life.
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Ah. You know, kitty,
when I was raising children,
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the right way--
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That's warm enough, Eric.
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But you just--
show me taillights.
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Let's roll, grandma.
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[Mandy plays softly on radio]
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[Turns up volume]
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Turn off
that beatnik music.
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Watch the road.
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You don't like it
when I come to visit.
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Yes, I do.
I really do.
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You're a filthy liar.
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You didn't learn to lie
from my red.
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That came from your mother.
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You see, grandma, that's
the problem right there, okay?
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Every time you come
to my house,
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you spend the whole day
criticizing my mom.
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Well, I tell it
like it is.
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Okay, grandma,
then here's how it is.
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You're very nasty.
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And I don't see why you
have to be so hateful.
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I don't think being nice
for a whole day would kill you.
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Grandma?
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[Bump]
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Grandma?
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Oh--oh, no!
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Hey, what's going on?
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Just shootin'
some hoops.
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Oh, I'll get it.
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Eric, what's your grandma
doing sleeping in the car?
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She's not, uh,
she's not sleeping.
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She's dead.
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No. Really.
She's dead.
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[Shudders]
Wh-what?!
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What are you talking
about, she's dead?!
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I, uh, was driving her home,
and then I yelled at her,
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and then she died.
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She died?!
Well, what did red say?
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Oh, I'm not telling red.
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Um, Eric, I don't
mean to criticize,
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but are you insane?!
You need to do something!
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Eric, I just got to get
my 8-track out of the car.
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Kelso--
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grandma forman,
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can you just move
your leg a little bit?
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Kelso, she's dead.
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[Shudders]
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Oh, my god!
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Eric, you're in shock.
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You have to go inside and tell
red right now, right now!
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Wait, um...
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Will you do it?
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Please!
Right now!
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Oh.
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I forgot the tupperware.
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Oh! She sent back
the leftovers.
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This is so typical
of your grandmother.
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Why do I even
put up with her?
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Mom, I think you might be
coming down a little hard
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on grandma this time.
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Well, you know what?
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She is just an evil, evil,
horrible little woman.
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What did she say
about me this time?
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Not much.
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So did you get
your grandma home okay?
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Well, um...
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You know, the strangest
thing happened.
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Okay, now here's the part
where I get lost.
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How did she hit
the sidewalk?
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Well, I opened
the door for her.
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And what the hell
was going through your head
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when you did that?!
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Oh, just yell at him, red.
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I'm sure that his grandmother
dying hasn't upset him enough.
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Eric, take your mother
in the house.
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She's hysterical.
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Yes, sir.
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And, um, I have
to tell you, sir,
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when we were driving,
I said to grandma--
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I said--
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Eric! This is no time
to get upset!
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Well, when is
the right time?
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I'll handle this, Eric.
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You just take
your mother in the house.
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Mom.
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Well, th-this is--
this is a terrible loss.
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Mom, didn't you just say
that she was evil?
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I never said
any such thing.
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Okay.
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[Thud]
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Oh, sweetie,
I am so glad you're here.
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Yeah. I had a final
this week.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, honey.
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Oh, no. This couldn't have come
at a better time.
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I was really unprepared.
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But I miss grandma.
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I know, honey.
We all do.
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Mom, what is
with all this food?
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Well, you know, busy hands
are happy hands.
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Oh, say, would you like a cup
of chill with your waffles?
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Well, I don't know...
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Sure!
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So how did your brother
take the news?
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Oh, you know Marty.
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He's talking
about his feelings,
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and then
he started bawling,
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so I hung up on him.
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I'm not paying
long-distance rates
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to listen to that crap.
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Uncle Marty is so in touch
with his feelings.
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It's like he's completely
self-actualized.
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He's a dumb-ass.
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Now, red, honey,
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I don't think that
you're really mad at Marty.
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I think you are
just going through
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one of the five stages
of dealing with death.
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What are you
talking about?
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There are five stages:
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Denial, anger, bargaining,
depression, acceptance.
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Kitty, I've got 2 stages:
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Anger and drinking.
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Eric, I don't care what you said
to your grandmother.
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You did not kill her.
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I did, Donna.
I killed her.
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She was old, and the shock
of her grandson
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telling her
that she was nasty killed her.
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Have you talked
to red about this?
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I'm not talking
to my dad about this!
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Do you remember
how angry he got
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when I didn't rake the yard?
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And this is, like,
twice as bad!
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Well, I don't really wanna talk
about this anymore.
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Eric, you need
to talk about this!
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Donna, we don't talk about
things in the forman family.
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It's not
like your house,
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where every time
you have a "feeling,"
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your dad gives you
a big hug and a gold star.
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I'm just trying
to help you here.
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Well, I don't--talking
isn't gonna help me, okay?!
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What's gonna help me
is...Drinking!
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Well, now you're
just being stupid.
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Hey, forman,
let's go get wasted.
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Oh, great.
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See?
Hyde's a real friend.
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He's gonna help me get
through my grandma's death.
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Your grandma's dead?
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Oh, man, uh...
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Let's go get wasted.
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As fellow human beings,
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not brothers...
Human beings,
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how do you feel?
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What the hell
is wrong with you?
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I got away from this family.
I'm not afraid of my feelings.
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Well, I am.
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Okay, now.
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Who would like
a monte cristo?
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Oh, kitty,
groovy sandwiches.
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No red meat, right?
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Oh, no.
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Just ham.
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You know, Marty, we really
should talk about ma's funeral.
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No, don't worry.
It's on me.
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It's not
a round of beers.
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We'll split the cost.
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Sweet red.
So generous.
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Even when you're
low on funds.
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I just want
what's best for mom.
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[Whimpering]
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Yeah, Marty, that's--
that's what we all want.
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It's just that
when I feel bad,
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I don't cry
like a little girl.
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[Blubbering]
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Waitress...
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Waitress!
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Forman, relax, okay?
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Hi. Uh,
we're gonna need a pitcher
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and four glasses, please.
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I'm gonna need
to see some I.D.
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Of course.
I have mine right here,
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but the rest
of the fellas left theirs
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back at the military base.
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Gotcha.
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Uh, so, you're
in the military?
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What base
are you from?
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It's a secret military base.
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Well, I'm Charlotte,
and this is my sister charlene.
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Hi. I'm...Ted.
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Sergeant shaft.
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I'm Tommy honcho.
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I am Eric forman.
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Oh, uh, Sally, uh,
put that on our tab.
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And bring everybody
a round of shots.
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What is going on?
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They're picking us up.
Ay, no.
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No. It's a good thing.
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Oh. Okay.
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Excuse me, fellas, but we
need to talk to the ladies.
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Yeah, well, these ladies
are with us, okay?
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Well, they came in here
with us, okay? Great.
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Get lost. They are
trying to pick us up.
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I think you've had quite enough
firewater, there, chief.
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Hey, you mess with Eric forman,
and you mess with me.
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Are you looking
for trouble?
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, I'm looking
for trouble.
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Anybody else?
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Huh?
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Well, there's
three of us, so...
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So where were we?
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Oh, yes. You were
picking me up.
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Well, now where is Eric?
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It's 2 in the morning.
I'm worried sick.
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Eric is acting out.
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He doesn't have
the emotional tools
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to deal
with this tragedy.
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You're an emotional tool,
Marty.
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Now, who would like
lemon bundt cake?
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Where the hell
have you been?!
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Um, I went to a bar.
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Eric, have you
been drinking?
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No.
I've been fighting.
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Oh, my lord!
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Eric, it's okay.
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Just let
the feelings out.
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Put 'em back in there, Eric!
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You know,
when a father and son--
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Marty, you are this close
to a headlock.
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Good night!
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Eric, just because
there has been
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a tragedy
in the family
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is no reason
to act crazy.
261
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,660
My son getting
in a bar fight,
262
00:12:24,826 --> 00:12:28,455
like--like some kind
of bar fighter!
263
00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:34,294
Kitty, stop cooking...
264
00:12:34,461 --> 00:12:37,923
And go to bed.
265
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:40,175
Okay. All right.
266
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,010
When the timer goes off,
267
00:12:42,177 --> 00:12:44,137
one of you better take
that roast out of the oven,
268
00:12:44,304 --> 00:12:46,556
or there will be
hell to pay.
269
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,478
Sit down, Eric.
270
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,446
Don't drink that.
271
00:13:01,613 --> 00:13:05,367
Put it on your eye.
272
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:08,578
Come on, I'm kidding!
273
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:22,009
So...this is beer.
274
00:13:31,226 --> 00:13:33,312
And as much as
we all miss bernice,
275
00:13:33,478 --> 00:13:37,607
we must remember that she
is now in a far better place.
276
00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:42,195
You don't have to die to get
to a better place, man.
277
00:13:42,362 --> 00:13:44,323
Just drive 50 miles
in any direction.
278
00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:46,199
Shut up, Hyde.
279
00:13:50,245 --> 00:13:51,997
Are you okay?
280
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,207
I don't know, Michael.
281
00:13:54,374 --> 00:13:58,003
It's just that...
Death is so unexpected.
282
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,172
I mean, we are
such fragile beings,
283
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,841
never knowing when
the flame of our lives
284
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,927
will be blown out
by the wind of death.
285
00:14:06,094 --> 00:14:07,846
What?
286
00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:10,640
I am so turned on!
Aren't you?
287
00:14:10,807 --> 00:14:11,433
Okay.
Let's go.
288
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,309
Car?
Coat room.
289
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:14,728
Better.
290
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:24,196
Kitty: Um...I know we
had our differences.
291
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,115
I married red, and--and--and
you hated me.
292
00:14:27,282 --> 00:14:31,828
Ahem. Uh, well, uh,
just try to be nicer to god.
293
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,628
Laurie: Life is so complicated.
294
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:43,340
You get old and die.
295
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:46,676
Thank god I'm still
young and hot.
296
00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:53,809
Hyde:
Man, I can't believe
297
00:14:53,975 --> 00:14:58,021
they're just gonna
throw that ring away.
298
00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:04,069
Argh! No, I can't!
299
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:10,325
Fez: Oh, my god!
There is a body in here!
300
00:15:14,454 --> 00:15:16,623
Red:
Well, ma...
301
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:19,084
Oh, for god's sake!
302
00:15:22,337 --> 00:15:23,505
Oh, sorry.
303
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:26,508
Those should be closed.
304
00:15:29,177 --> 00:15:33,306
Hey--oh, god!
You got a black eye.
305
00:15:33,473 --> 00:15:36,143
It...looks pretty hot.
306
00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:38,812
Well, you should
see the other guy.
307
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,689
Did you really
lay him out?
308
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,023
No.
I mean, he was huge.
309
00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:44,526
I mean, you should have--
you should have seen him.
310
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:45,777
The fact that
I even took the punch
311
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:50,615
is a testament
to how tough I really am.
312
00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:51,491
Ow.
313
00:15:51,658 --> 00:15:54,661
Oh! Sorry.
314
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,542
Look, Donna, I'm sorry.
315
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,378
About the other night.
I was acting crazy.
316
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,880
And, um...
317
00:16:05,046 --> 00:16:07,215
And I'm completely
over it now.
318
00:16:07,382 --> 00:16:10,302
I mean, you just--
you can't dwell on these things.
319
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,928
So you had
a heart-to-heart with red?
320
00:16:12,095 --> 00:16:13,930
Hell, no.
321
00:16:14,097 --> 00:16:16,224
So you're still just
suppressing everything.
322
00:16:16,391 --> 00:16:19,436
Sure beats dealing
with it now, right?
323
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,230
Hug.
324
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:30,489
I'm...really sorry
your mom died.
325
00:16:30,655 --> 00:16:33,700
It's like...
Sad and stuff.
326
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:41,166
Hey!
327
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,418
Pretty great
funeral, huh?
328
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:51,843
Red, I'm sorry
about your mom, man.
329
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,429
And I'm sorry
kelso's an idiot.
330
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:02,354
Mr. Red...
Always remember,
331
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,023
a mother's goodness
is carried on forever
332
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,025
by her sons.
333
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:15,700
[Marty whimpering]
334
00:17:15,867 --> 00:17:18,662
Have you met
my sister Marty?
335
00:17:18,828 --> 00:17:21,081
[Blubbering]
336
00:17:22,874 --> 00:17:24,543
Hey, what's
all this stuff?
337
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:27,546
Cameras. My dad was
an amateur photographer.
338
00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:29,047
Had his own darkroom.
339
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:32,551
Really?
340
00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:34,928
Hey, formy, you have any
naked pictures of your grandma?
341
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,763
No!
342
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,599
Ha ha!
You do now!
343
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:48,400
Hey!
My old train set.
344
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,151
Your train set?
345
00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:52,153
That was our train set.
346
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,989
Well, really,
it should have been mine.
347
00:17:54,155 --> 00:17:56,491
You never played
with it, right?
348
00:17:57,617 --> 00:18:02,664
Red...
349
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:05,417
Do you want
to keep the trains?
350
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,585
If you don't want 'em.
351
00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:08,753
No,
it's not about me.
352
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,589
It's about
what you want.
353
00:18:10,755 --> 00:18:12,882
Make an honest declaration
of your needs.
354
00:18:13,049 --> 00:18:15,385
Would you cut the crap?!
355
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:19,681
Just say to me,
"Marty, I want the trains."
356
00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:25,729
Marty...
357
00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:28,565
I'd be glad to hang on
to 'em for you.
358
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:30,066
Red...are you
asking me for them?
359
00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:31,484
No!
360
00:18:31,651 --> 00:18:33,069
Fine.
361
00:18:33,236 --> 00:18:35,572
Then I'll keep them.
362
00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,741
Fine.
Go ahead and keep 'em.
363
00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:40,243
I don't want
the damn things!
364
00:18:40,493 --> 00:18:41,953
Kitty...
365
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,373
You go in there and tell that
bastard to give me my trains!
366
00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:54,382
Red...it's your problem.
I gotta make a pie.
367
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,739
Oh, well, now, see?
368
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,949
Marty left you the trains.
369
00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:21,993
Yeah, he did.
370
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,036
And he even
set it up right.
371
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,205
See?
The stations are all spread out.
372
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:29,376
Five stops,
five times the fun.
373
00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:31,211
But if he thinks he's playing
with 'em when he visits,
374
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:33,546
he's got
another think comin'.
375
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:35,799
Now, red, you have
to share with your brother.
376
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:37,884
I don't wanna!
377
00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:42,097
Okay, I am gonna go
make a coffee cake.
378
00:19:42,263 --> 00:19:44,599
Ha ha.
Toot-toot!
379
00:19:47,894 --> 00:19:50,897
Hey, dad, nice trains.
380
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,858
Yeah.
381
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:55,151
You know,
I can't believe
382
00:19:55,318 --> 00:19:56,903
that your grandma held on
to them all these years.
383
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:59,531
I thought she'd
thrown 'em away.
384
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,491
Yeah, she was a good egg,
grandma.
385
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,743
Yeah, she was.
386
00:20:03,910 --> 00:20:06,788
You know, when I was
a little boy, I hated peaches.
387
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:11,000
And mom knew that, so, uh,
whenever she made a peach pie,
388
00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:14,671
she'd make a little
blueberry pie...Special,
389
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:17,590
just for me.
390
00:20:17,757 --> 00:20:21,344
You know, she was
the first one to call me red.
391
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,389
And the last time
I saw her...
392
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,267
I didn't...
393
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:30,061
I didn't say,
"I love you."
394
00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:34,065
I didn't even
say good-bye.
395
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:36,860
I said, "show me
the taillights."
396
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:45,744
Dad, um, the last thing
I said to her
397
00:20:45,910 --> 00:20:49,372
was, "it wouldn't
kill you to be nice."
398
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:58,798
But I think it did,
because she died.
399
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:07,807
That could only
happen to you, son!
400
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:13,980
It's okay.
401
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,608
I know.
402
00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:28,912
What's the matter,
kitty?
403
00:21:29,078 --> 00:21:33,416
I'm all out of eggs.
404
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,252
And flour!
405
00:21:36,419 --> 00:21:37,587
[Kitty sobbing]
406
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,048
Come here.
407
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,550
Eric, come here.
408
00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:48,932
Hey, do you think
these diamonds are real?
409
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,810
Oh, family moment.
410
00:21:51,976 --> 00:21:54,312
I'll leave
you three alone.
411
00:21:57,690 --> 00:22:00,944
I'm just gonna
wait over here.
412
00:22:02,862 --> 00:22:04,531
I'm really sorry
that our last conversation
413
00:22:04,697 --> 00:22:07,700
didn't go so smooth.
414
00:22:07,867 --> 00:22:11,287
But, um, look, that is not
how I feel about you at all.
415
00:22:11,454 --> 00:22:13,540
Voice imitating bernice:
Then why did you kill me, Eric?!
416
00:22:13,706 --> 00:22:16,543
I'll never forgive you!
417
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:23,049
What the hell are you
doing out here?
418
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:26,010
Freezing my nads off
for a joke, man.
419
00:22:26,034 --> 00:22:31,034
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