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What are you doing?
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Nothing.
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♪♪♪
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How's it going back there?
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Okay, Donna,
just for that,
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I'm not taking
your bra off.
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Well, you weren't
taking it off anyway.
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Hello, house of chicken?
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How big are your wings?
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Breasts.
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Oh.
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How big are your breasts?
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This is Fez, who is this?
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Oh, whew.
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My first prank call.
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Every night with you
is an adventure.
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Yeah, Fez, it's
a real roller coaster,
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ain't it?
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Hyde, how come you don't
have a girlfriend?
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Maybe if you did something
with your hair, like...
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Hey, you.
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Is there a motel
in this puke hole?
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There's a sleepy time lodge
three puke holes over.
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Thanks.
I'm Chrissy.
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I'm Hyde.
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Who cares?
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You want to hop on
my Vespa and, uh,
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show me where it is?
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Mother of god,
I think I love you.
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Love is
an outdated concept
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used by industrialists
to keep women subservient.
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♪ I am an antichrist ♪
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♪ I am an anarchist ♪
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♪ don't know what I want ♪
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♪ but I know how to get it ♪
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♪ I want to destroy... ♪
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Mother of god,
I do love you.
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♪ Hangin' out ♪
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♪ down the street ♪
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♪ the same old thing ♪
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♪ we did last week ♪
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♪ not a thing to do ♪
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♪ but talk to you ♪
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♪ whoa, yeah ♪
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hello, Wisconsin!
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[Beeping] Bleep! Bleep!
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Damn.
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Damn!
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Damn!!
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What happened?
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What hap--
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you just beat me
15-nothing.
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So what?
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I mean, hitting a ball
with 2 paddles is so boring.
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I need a new challenge.
Something totally different.
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I need to hit
the ball with...
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With smaller paddles.
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Where's red keep his tools?
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Oh, no, not red's pong.
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I don't think you should
be going up there--
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the garage.
Of course.
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Okay, you know,
if you screw that up,
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he's gonna blame me.
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I know.
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♪♪♪
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Who would have thought i'd
meet a radical number like you
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in a slag-heap town
like this.
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I can't believe you're just
passin' through, man.
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You're dark,
you're obnoxious,
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you're dangerously paranoid.
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Until tonight, I didn't even
know a girl like you existed.
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Has it occurred to you
that we're on a bed.
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Oh, man, this is so perfect.
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You're easy too?
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Yeah.
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See, the establishment doesn't
want us having sex
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because they know it makes us
feel good, right?
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Yeah.
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So, if we can feel good
on our own,
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what do we need
the establishment for?
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So every time we have sex,
it's a huge protest.
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You know what?
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I think I feel
a huge protest coming on.
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Thank you so much
for helping
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with my home-ec project,
Mrs. Forman.
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Well, you're welcome, honey.
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Now, Jackie, have you ever
made a pie before?
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No, I don't really
cook much.
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I just plan on
getting by on my looks.
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Okay, then.
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Michael.
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Jackie.
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What are you
doing here?
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I'm baking a pie.
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I'm making small paddles.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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So, Donna, what say you and I
take a little drive tonight?
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I don't know.
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Do you think you can
unlock the car?
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Hmm, where should
the three of us go
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on our drive?
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Actually, Fez, just
Donna and I are gonna...
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Oh, I see.
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So you are going to ditch me.
Just like Hyde.
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Every day...
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I am here with
my heart on my sleeve.
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Hoping only for friendship...
And acceptance.
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And what do I get?
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Abandonment.
Loneliness.
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When is it Fez's turn?
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Where is my whore?
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Damn you, Hyde.
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Did you go horseback riding
without me?
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No.
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I just met the most
amazing woman...
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Chrissy.
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And she just ditched
her entire life
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to start over
in New York, man.
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Wait. W-w-w-wait.
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Why is she--why is she
going to New York?
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She's gonna start
a punk band.
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A punk band!
Heh-heh.
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Cool.
What is punk anyways?
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Punk is the nihilistic outcry
against the corporate
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rock 'n' roll takeover.
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It's the soundtrack
to the revolution, man.
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I thought you said
blue oyster cult
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was the soundtrack
to the revolution.
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Yeah.
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Look, the point is
is that...
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She asked me
to go with her.
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Whoa, whoa, why would you
want to go to New York?
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Well, it's a big city, man.
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The bars are open 'til 4:00.
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It's where all
the music's happening.
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Hey, if I can
make it there--
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you can't make it there.
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But if I can
make it there--
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but you won't make it there!
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Would you just listen?
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If I can make it there...
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Damn it, forman, now I
lost my train of thought!
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Kelso, you have 10 seconds
to tell me
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what you're doing.
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I can explain.
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Nine seconds.
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Eight.
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See--
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okay, but this counting is--
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three.
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What?!
No!
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There's no way that
was 5 seconds.
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It is now.
Three.
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I just wanted--
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two.
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Smaller paddles!
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Time!
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Don't hurt me!
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Smaller paddles?
Is it broken?
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Okay, I'm too good at pong.
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It's a curse.
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I know what you mean.
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It's boring.
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I haven't played this thing
in over a month.
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Right, right, exactly.
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Okay, now,
stay with me here.
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That's why
I took it apart.
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See, smaller paddles
equal bigger fun.
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You may have something there.
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We'll give it a try.
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Seeing as you
already opened it.
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Great.
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And hey, if we can't
put it back together,
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you owe me 118 bucks!
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I don't have 118 bucks.
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Well, then,
I'll have to kill ya.
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Heh-heh-heh
heh-heh-heh!
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Heh-heh-heh.
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[Coughing]
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Okay, okay.
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Jackie,
all right, honey,
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let's--let's just review.
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What do you think went wrong
with this pie?
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Too many eggs?
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No.
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The pan was too small?
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Not even close.
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Is it because Michael
doesn't love me anymore?
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Almost.
Heh.
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It's because you were talking
on the phone about Michael
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instead of watching the pie
like you promised me
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you would this time.
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Again!
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You liar.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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I don't know, Hyde.
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I mean, here you're
the cool guy,
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but do you know how many
cool guys live in New York?
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There's like...
Lou Reed, man.
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Do you want
to mess with that?
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Why do you want
to leave point place?
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It is fun.
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Yeah, it is fun, man.
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And I'm gonna miss the hell
out of you guys,
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but Chrissy's cool.
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And it's the big apple, man!
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Hey, do you think Lou Reed's
in the phone book?
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Because I bet
he'd really like me.
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Lou Reed.
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Where are you goin'?
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Who's Chrissy?
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It's not so bad here, man.
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We got the TV and...
Peanut butter,
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and I got this thing.
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Well, the ball part
rolled under the dryer.
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Hyde, you cannot leave.
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You gave me
my first beer, remember?
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And then I threw up
on that cop.
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That was a good time, man.
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Wait a minute.
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Back up!
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Nobody tells me anything.
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What's the ball doin'
under the dryer?
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So, Hyde's like...
Hyde's like really leaving.
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Yeah.
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It's like...Time's
just passing us by.
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You know?
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You've got to like...
Seize the day.
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You are so right.
Yeah.
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[Laughs]
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Okay, what's so funny?
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Nothing.
Nothing.
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No, tell me.
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I know you're
going for the bra.
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How...how did you know?
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It's just every time
you go for my bra,
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your lips stop moving.
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So, um, you're really
not having any--any fun?
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No, I'm having a good time.
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I would just like
a little attention
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while you're struggling
with my underwear.
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I'm here too.
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It doesn't always
have to be about the twins.
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The twins?
Ha-ha.
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Is that what you call them?
That is so very hot.
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Okay.
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[Groans]
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Take me home.
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Yeah.
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Jackie, just take the money
and buy a pie.
270
00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:03,550
Mrs. Forman, if I buy a pie,
that's cheating, and I'll fail.
271
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:08,138
Trust me, if you bake it,
you'll fail too.
272
00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:11,558
What's this about Hyde
moving to New York?
273
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:13,518
No, no, he's only 17.
274
00:14:13,685 --> 00:14:15,937
His mother would never
let him do that.
275
00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:18,857
Actually, Michael told me
that Hyde's mom drinks a lot,
276
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,567
so she probably
won't even care.
277
00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,153
You know,
drunk people are like that.
278
00:14:27,157 --> 00:14:30,243
Okay... let's make another pie.
279
00:14:30,410 --> 00:14:32,704
I will make the filling,
280
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:36,166
and I will make
the crust.
281
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,211
But what will I make?
282
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,921
You will go into
the living room
283
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:44,257
and make me a drink.
284
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,429
He can't just drop out
of high school,
285
00:14:49,596 --> 00:14:53,266
and New York City is no place
for a 17-year-old kid.
286
00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:57,604
It's sodom and gomorrah...
With a subway.
287
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:59,439
We'll have to have
a talk with him.
288
00:14:59,606 --> 00:15:01,775
His mom sure as hell
won't do it...
289
00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:07,030
And somebody's got to beat
some sense into that idiot.
290
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:10,409
Oh, red, you do care.
291
00:15:12,285 --> 00:15:15,372
Are you ready
to rock and roll?
292
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,916
We don't think
that you should go.
293
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,793
New York is a dangerous place.
294
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,754
A young man today needs
a high school diploma.
295
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,340
In New York, you get mugged
for no good reason.
296
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,426
Do you have any idea what
the job market is like?
297
00:15:27,592 --> 00:15:31,513
The people are rude...
And you have feelings.
298
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,599
Without that sheepskin,
you are nothing...
299
00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:38,645
And not the kind of nothing
that you are now.
300
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:41,648
An even lower,
more pathetic nothing.
301
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:44,151
They spit.
That's right, they spit.
302
00:15:44,317 --> 00:15:45,777
What are you going
to put on your resume?
303
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:49,114
Dumb ass?
304
00:15:52,617 --> 00:15:55,829
I'm not afraid of anything,
and I'm going!
305
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,546
Well, that didn't go
that great.
306
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:07,591
Way to go, kitty.
307
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:16,516
Hey, hey, hey,
don't touch.
308
00:16:16,683 --> 00:16:20,353
I'm about to take off
the doohickey.
309
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,980
Okay.
310
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,523
Red!
311
00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:25,817
Don't you think we should
disconnect the transistor
312
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:30,947
from the secondary
circuit board first?
313
00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:34,826
Well, sure.
314
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:39,873
And then we'll, uh,
work on the, uh...
315
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,666
Doohickey.
316
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:44,836
Bitchin'.
317
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,673
(Steve)
It is too my suitcase!
318
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,926
(Edna) Nothing in
this house is yours!
319
00:16:51,092 --> 00:16:53,720
Shut up!
320
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,014
[Mutters]
Bitch!
321
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:01,561
So your mom's taking it
pretty hard, huh?
322
00:17:01,728 --> 00:17:05,565
Oh, I haven't told her yet.
323
00:17:06,691 --> 00:17:11,321
So, Hyde, you're, like, really
going through with this.
324
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,615
Yeah, man.
325
00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:18,411
I mean, you know, I know
people spit on you there,
326
00:17:18,578 --> 00:17:23,041
and the rat's are as big
as your head or whatever.
327
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,543
But this might be
328
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:27,629
my only chance
to escape, forman.
329
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:30,131
Hey, you can't
leave now.
330
00:17:30,298 --> 00:17:31,675
Hyde, we're finally
getting old enough
331
00:17:31,841 --> 00:17:34,678
to do some serious
damage to this town.
332
00:17:34,844 --> 00:17:36,263
Remember, we were going
to paint that pot leaf
333
00:17:36,429 --> 00:17:38,765
on the water tower?
334
00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:42,644
Vandalism, while tempting,
is not enough reason
335
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:45,230
for me to stay.
336
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,941
Plus, you can do that
without me.
337
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:51,111
But we won't do that
without you.
338
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,862
Hyde, you're the reason
we do so many stupid,
339
00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:56,032
senseless things.
340
00:17:56,199 --> 00:18:00,287
Yeah, that is true.
341
00:18:00,453 --> 00:18:03,164
Hyde, I've never told this
to another human being,
342
00:18:03,331 --> 00:18:10,672
but I...I...Cannot
get Donna's bra off.
343
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:19,806
Hooks or snaps?
344
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:23,101
Both, she keeps
throwing me change-ups.
345
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,145
All right,
here's what you do, okay?
346
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:29,024
You buy a bra, then you
practice on it at home.
347
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:33,028
Then you give it
to Donna as a gift.
348
00:18:33,194 --> 00:18:37,282
See?!
That's brilliant!
349
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:41,244
You're like
an evil genius, man.
350
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,790
♪ Allison ♪
351
00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:50,962
♪ I know this world
is killing you ♪
352
00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:55,383
♪ oh, oh, Allison... ♪
353
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:57,719
Where's your bag?
354
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:01,890
You're not going.
355
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,601
No.
356
00:19:06,811 --> 00:19:10,774
But I'd like to mount another
protest if you have the time.
357
00:19:26,414 --> 00:19:27,582
Here's my, uh...
358
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,043
My friend's number
in New York.
359
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,170
Don't call me!
360
00:19:33,421 --> 00:19:36,007
Yeah, I won't.
361
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,845
Hey, Chrissy, do you mind
if I steal the towels?
362
00:19:41,012 --> 00:19:44,307
Sorry.
I already got 'em.
363
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:51,523
♪ Allison ♪
364
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:56,444
♪ I know this world
is killing you ♪
365
00:19:56,611 --> 00:20:01,533
♪ oh, Allison... ♪
366
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,868
Well, kelso, good luck.
367
00:20:04,035 --> 00:20:06,413
Yeah, she's been
a great ride, man.
368
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:09,833
It works!
369
00:20:09,999 --> 00:20:11,751
Smaller paddles!
370
00:20:11,918 --> 00:20:13,253
(Together)
Yeah!
371
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,840
Congratulations, son.
You have seen the future.
372
00:20:17,006 --> 00:20:18,216
Yeah, yeah,
you're so right, red.
373
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:21,219
Home computers,
that is the future!
374
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,263
No, no, no, no,
not computers...
375
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,890
Soldering!
376
00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:28,560
The future
is soldering.
377
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,146
[Scoffs]
Computers.
378
00:20:32,188 --> 00:20:35,316
Well, what do you know?
We're parked again.
379
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,321
Right, but this time
I just want to talk.
380
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,033
Donna, I am really sorry
if I did anything
381
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,786
to make you feel
uncomfortable.
382
00:20:46,953 --> 00:20:49,581
Oh, thanks.
383
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,917
I guess part of that's
my fault.
384
00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:56,755
But I think I know something
that'll make you feel better.
385
00:20:56,921 --> 00:20:57,964
Okay.
386
00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:00,008
[Clears throat]
387
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:03,428
Well, you know, I've been
having a rough time lately.
388
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:04,763
Because now that we're
boyfriend and girlfriend
389
00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:06,306
and now that
you know I'm on the pill,
390
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:07,766
it's like you're always
pawing at me.
391
00:21:07,932 --> 00:21:09,517
And I want to fool around,
but then I think
392
00:21:09,684 --> 00:21:11,269
if you get to second base,
from there you'll have
393
00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,479
a pretty good view of home.
394
00:21:12,645 --> 00:21:14,105
And if that happens,
who knows what will happen
395
00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:14,939
to you and me?
396
00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:16,441
Because look what happened
to Jackie and kelso,
397
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,776
and sex changes everything,
398
00:21:17,942 --> 00:21:19,736
and that really,
really sucks.
399
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:23,281
[Sighs]
400
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,909
Okay.
401
00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:27,827
Um, so what part of that
was supposed
402
00:21:27,994 --> 00:21:29,537
to make me feel better?
403
00:21:29,704 --> 00:21:31,080
Oh...
404
00:21:31,247 --> 00:21:37,670
Um...
405
00:21:37,837 --> 00:21:40,840
I'm not wearing a bra.
406
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,098
You are the best
girlfriend ever.
407
00:21:49,265 --> 00:21:50,975
Captioning made possible by
carsey-Werner and fox broadcasting
408
00:21:51,142 --> 00:21:54,062
captioning performed by the
national captioning institute, inc.
409
00:22:04,864 --> 00:22:06,366
You surprised to see me?
410
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:09,994
Nah, I knew you'd stay.
411
00:22:10,161 --> 00:22:12,747
Yeah, we've been friends
way too long.
412
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:14,165
No, Chrissy just drove
by with some guy
413
00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:17,794
on the back of her bike.
414
00:22:20,547 --> 00:22:23,299
Poor kid.
415
00:22:23,466 --> 00:22:25,051
She's grieving.
416
00:22:25,075 --> 00:22:30,075
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