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That was a hoot and a holler!
Did you like that, South Parketeers?
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You'll love this next episode.
It's our favorite. "Tom's Rhinoplasty."
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Mr. Garrison gets a nose job...
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...a substitute teacher comes
to South Park...
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...and our boys learn
how to lick carpet.
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It's our favorite episode because
we got Natasha Henstridge...
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...to be the voice of the substitute
teacher. She was in the movie Species.
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We loved her acting.
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We used to freeze-frame
a lot of her acting on the VCR...
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...and play with ourselves.
We'd play "I'm Natasha Henstridge."
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I'd close my eyes
and pretend Matt was Natasha...
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...then Matt would pretend
I was Natasha.
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But remember, if you play "I'm Natasha
Henstridge" with your friends...
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...play it safe.
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Look, it's our friend
Indian Companion.
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Say hi to Indian Companion, kids.
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What's happening, Indian Companion?
Someone coming?
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- Someone coming.
- Someone coming. Great.
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Thanks.
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- Go build a tepee.
- You'll be Natasha Henstridge tonight.
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So sit back, relax and have
a rootin'-tootin' good time...
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...with "Tom's Rhinoplasty." Yee-haw!
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Ready?
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Tom's Rhinoplasty
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- Stan, it's almost Valentine's Day.
- I know.
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- We should go on a cruise.
- I can't afford a cruise.
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We can make a little boat out of
cardboard and pretend it's a cruise.
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Shut up, Cartman.
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That is so lame!
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Then we could dress up in costumes
and pretend we're getting married.
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Stop this. You're killing me!
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Children, I have
some difficult news.
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Mr. Garrison won't be teaching
for a while. He has to have surgery.
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So you're going to have
a substitute teacher.
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I want you to show the substitute the
same respect you show Mr. Garrison.
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- Yes, little boy?
- We don't respect Mr. Garrison.
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Anyhoo, I want you all to meet
your new substitute, Miss Ellen.
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Hello, children.
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Wow, she's pretty.
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You can say that again.
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Good luck. If they get out of control,
just use this tear gas.
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Thank you. I'm sure I'll be fine.
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I know you must be very upset
about your teacher having surgery.
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But I'll try to make things as easy
as possible for all of us.
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Stan? Stan?
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Now let me try and learn your names.
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- You are Eric Cartman?
- Yes, ma'am!
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Okay, and you must be Stan Marsh.
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Do you need to go to the nurse?
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- No, he pukes when he's in love.
- I'll kick your ass!
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So you're all right?
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You had waffles for breakfast.
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I'm embarrassed about
getting a nose job, Tom.
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I told the people at school
I had herpes.
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Mr. Garrison, people have
cosmetic surgery all the time.
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This computer can help you pick
what kind of nose you want.
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- Isn't that amazing, Mr. Hat?
- It sure is, Mr. Garrison.
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We could go with something smaller,
which would make you look like this:
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Or we could straighten out the bridge,
like this:
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- That's not bad.
- We could narrow the bridge...
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...which would make you
look more like this:
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- That's it, that's the nose I want!
- Alrighty then.
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Now, I must warn you, there are risks.
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You could wind up a hideous creature,
forced to live in the sewers...
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...only emerging at night
to hunt for scraps of food.
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- I can live with that.
- Then let's get started.
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- She was looking at me, not you.
- How could she help it, fat-ass?
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- She was checking me out.
- Until you puked on her.
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Hello, children.
What's all this about a new teacher?
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- Miss Ellen. She's beautiful.
- Is she Vanessa Williams beautiful...
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...or Toni Braxton beautiful?
Or Pamela Anderson beautiful?
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Or is she Erin Gray of Buck Rogers
beautiful?
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- Yeah, that one.
- I gotta meet this woman.
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Didn't you notice how her left arm
is longer than the right one?
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- No.
- Well, it is!
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You know what they say about women
with one arm longer than the other.
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Right.
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Did you notice that mole on her neck
with hair growing out of it?
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That's okay. You know what they say
about women with moles on their necks.
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- We're still valentines, right?
- Sure, whatever.
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- We should buy Miss Ellen presents.
- We'll go to the mall tonight.
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I'm gonna buy her a vacuum cleaner.
Chicks love vacuum cleaners.
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Goodness. Would anybody
mind cleaning my erasers?
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Me, me, me!
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You're so immature!
Act like 8-year-olds.
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- Stan, how about you?
- I'd love to.
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Now, let's review
our multiplication tables.
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- Cartman?
- What's a multiplication table?
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Didn't Mr. Garrison
teach multiplication?
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Where did he leave off?
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We were learning about how Yasmine
Bleeth is dating Richard Grieco...
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...that guy who used to be
on 2 1 Jump Street.
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- Hello.
- Can I help you?
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- I'm Chef.
- And...?
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I stopped by because Kyle forgot
his detergent on the playground.
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- My detergent?
- That's not...
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Crazy cracker's always
leaving detergent.
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- What was your name?
- Chef's moving in on Miss Ellen.
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- I'm the substitute.
- Well, there's no substitute for you.
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That's very nice, Mr. Chef.
Now, if you're finished...
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We've got to learn that.
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That was enthralling.
Could I get back to teaching?
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- Lf we could have dinner tonight.
- Fine, just let me do my job.
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- Chef's gonna make love to Miss Ellen!
- What?
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- Mr. Garrison? Mr. Garrison?
- Where am I?
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- The operation is over, Mr. Garrison.
- I feel weak. How do I look?
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- You look great.
- I feel kind of nauseous.
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That's to be expected.
We did major reconstruction...
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...sawed through some bone,
snapped some cartilage.
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All the blood and mucus, the sound
of bone and sinew coming apart...
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By the way, did you ever
see that movie Contact?
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- Stop! That movie was terrible!
- I'm sorry, Mr. Garrison.
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Why don't you get some rest?
I'll check on you a little later.
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I waited through that entire movie to see
the alien and it was her god damn father.
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Remember your homework.
We have a lot of catching up.
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- Goodbye, Miss Ellen.
- Stop kissing ass.
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- I'm not kissing ass, you slut!
- Miss Ellen, can I talk to you?
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Of course, Wendy.
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I couldn't help but notice you've
taken a liking to my boyfriend, Stan.
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I've taken a liking to all of you.
You're all so cute and full of life.
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- Can I tell you something, Miss Ellen?
- Of course, Wendy.
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- Don't f* * * with me!
- What?
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Stay away from my man, bitch...
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...or I'll whup your sorry ass
back to last year!
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Bye, Miss Ellen!
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I want to thank all you children
for the presents you bought me.
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What a delightful scarf!
Thank you, Kyle.
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- Loser gift, loser gift.
- And here's one from Kenny.
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Thank you very much, Kenny. This is
a very scrumptious-Iooking sausage.
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And what a nice alarm clock!
Thank you, Stan.
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And here's another present,
from Wendy.
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Why, it's a dead animal.
Thank you, Wendy.
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- She liked mine the best.
- Where's yours, Cartman?
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I got Miss Ellen a chocolate pie,
but I left it at home.
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Okay, kids, we're gonna take
a spelling test now.
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But as an extra incentive...
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...I'm gonna take whoever gets
the highest score to dinner.
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- I wish I knew how to spell.
- Are there any questions?
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- Yes, Wendy?
- When someone gets as old as you...
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...do they have to wear
Depend undergarments?
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I aced that test.
I'm gonna win that dinner.
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No, you're not.
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- Hi, Stan.
- I bet I scored 1 00.
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- Hi, Stan!
- Oh, hi, Wendy.
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Miss Ellen was just in the bathroom
taking the biggest dump I've ever seen.
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- No, she wasn't.
- She was!
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- That's impossible.
- And she has horrible gas too.
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She says she can't control it.
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It smelled like a dead calf
rotting in the hot sun.
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Wendy, you need to stop
with this jealousy thing.
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- Yeah, you're acting like a freak.
- No, I'm not acting like a freak!
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Someone's gotta pull that monkey
out of her ass.
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- Hello there.
- Hey, Chef.
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- How did your date go?
- Not too good.
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- Didn't you make sweet love to her?
- No, she's not like that.
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How do I put this?
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Miss Ellen doesn't exactly play
for the right team.
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In other words, children...
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...she's not a member
of the heterosexual persuasion.
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- Understand? She's a lesbian.
- A what-bian?
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- A plebeian?
- You don't know what a lesbian is?
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Kenny?
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- No, explain it to us, Chef.
- That's okay.
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All you need to know
is Miss Ellen's a lesbian...
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...and she only likes other lesbians.
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Now move along, children.
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Weak! She only likes lesbians?
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If she only likes other lesbians,
then we gotta become lesbians too.
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My grandma was Dutch-Irish
and my grandpa was lesbian.
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- I'm a quarter lesbian.
- You're just saying that.
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- You're not a lesbian.
- I am too!
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- Okay, only a few more bandages to go.
- Well?
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Take a look for yourself.
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Wow, that's a pretty good nose job.
What do you think, Mr. Hat?
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I think it looks great.
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And without the swelling,
you'll really notice.
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- What the hell are you doing?
- My mom said lesbians lick carpet.
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- Really?
- I got an Indiglo Girls CD.
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- The record store guy said to get it.
- I got these killer Birkenstocks.
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I've been licking carpet for 3 hours,
and I don't feel like a lesbian!
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- Hi, Mrs. Kimball.
- Howdy, Mr. Garrison.
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Say, honey, you look
kind of different.
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- Really?
- Did you get a haircut?
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No, but thanks for asking.
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Call me. I'm in the book.
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Having a nose job is better
than I thought.
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A whole world of opportunity
is opening up.
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- Thanks for coming.
- That's okay.
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I brought my makeup kit.
What are we doing?
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That substitute won't stop
until she takes everything from me.
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- Really?
- What I'd like to do...
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...is load her into a rocket
and have her shot into the sun.
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Instead, I'll just get Stan
to notice me.
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- Bebe, I need a makeover.
- Cool.
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Wait until she sees
what a lesbian I am.
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- I'm a bigger lesbian.
- You're a fatter lesbian.
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- Screw you guys, I'm king lesbian.
- Is that Wendy Testaburger?
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Hi, what's up?
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Wendy looks like that chick
from Grease, Elton John.
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- Wow. Hi, Wendy.
- Hi, Stan.
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- I think it worked, Bebe.
- Yeah.
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- Good morning, children.
- Wow!
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Wendy, you wore black leather too.
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- We're like sisters.
- Die!
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I finished grading your papers.
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- The person with the highest score is...
- Hello there, children.
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- Oh, no, Mr. Garrison's back.
- Weak!
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Hooray! Hooray for Mr. Garrison!
He's back. Mr. Garrison is back!
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So long, don't let the door
hit your ass on the way out.
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I have a very important announcement.
I'm quitting my job as a teacher.
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- What?
- Suddenly I feel really confident.
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I've decided to quit and do
what I've always dreamed of:
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- Hang out and screw hot chicks.
- You can't.
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The good new is,
I've talked to Principal Victoria...
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...and Miss Ellen can stay on
as your permanent teacher.
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- Really?
- That's right. Will you stay?
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- Well, sure.
- No! No!
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And the person who scored highest
on the quiz...
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...and gets to have dinner on me
is Stan.
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- Kick-ass.
- No! No!
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Wendy, we just got a call
in the office. Your grandma just died.
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My, what an exciting day.
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- You're looking great.
- I'm a lady-killer, Mr. Hat.
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- You can say that again, Mr. Garrison.
- Just a few hundred more shots.
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- A few hundred?
- That's the life of a model, baby.
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- I'm gonna need some more smack.
- You got it!
227
00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:55,800
I'm very glad we could have dinner.
I really care about your education.
228
00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:58,370
- Are we making love now?
- Excuse me?
229
00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:02,140
There's no fireplace.
We shouldn't be making love yet.
230
00:18:02,310 --> 00:18:04,640
Chef says you have
to make love by the fire.
231
00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:08,340
I'm your teacher. We're only friends.
232
00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:11,320
- But why?
- First of all, you're 8.
233
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,390
- It's because I'm not a lesbian.
- Oh, boy.
234
00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:21,190
It's over. I give up.
235
00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:31,340
Boy, Mr. Hat, being hot and sexy is fun
for a while, but it does get boring.
236
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:34,600
You can say that again, Mr. Garrison.
237
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,750
What the...?
238
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,080
Whoa! Hey, wait, wait!
239
00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,020
Mr. Hat, save yourself!
240
00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:46,780
- How'd it go?
- Did you make love?
241
00:18:46,990 --> 00:18:48,980
- I think so.
- No way!
242
00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:50,560
Down by the fire?
243
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,860
- Did I what?
- Good morning, children.
244
00:18:56,070 --> 00:19:00,830
- Miss Ellen, can I talk to you?
- Can it wait till after class?
245
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,700
No, I have to apologize
for the way I've been acting.
246
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,600
- That's okay, Wendy.
- No, it's not.
247
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Since you're staying,
I hope we can be friends.
248
00:19:11,110 --> 00:19:17,250
- Well, I would love that, Wendy.
- And I want to apologize to everybody.
249
00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:21,080
The way I acted was wrong,
and I've learned from it.
250
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:26,420
I just wish Stan and Miss Ellen
all the happiness in the world.
251
00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:32,260
- There's nothing between me and Stan.
- That's not what we just heard.
252
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:39,500
Mr. Hat, I hate this.
I wish I'd never had a nose job.
253
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:44,700
Damn this beautiful face of mine.
Damn it to hell!
254
00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:50,180
We have to get the surgery again,
Mr. Hat. I wanna be the old me again.
255
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:57,420
Okay, let's catch up
on our cursive handwriting.
256
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:01,220
- Down! Down! Everybody down!
- What the hell?
257
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:06,360
- So we meet again, Miss Ellen.
- Just what is going on here?
258
00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:09,540
I am Hakeem Kurashki
of the nation of Iraq.
259
00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:11,970
- She is a traitor.
- It's a lie!
260
00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:15,080
She has killed thousands
and will kill again.
261
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,940
- Miss Ellen, is this true?
- No!
262
00:20:18,110 --> 00:20:19,980
We must take her back to Iraq!
263
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:23,240
- Cool!
- Principal Victoria, please.
264
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:28,410
Here is Miss Ellen and our leader.
Her name is Makesh Alaq Makarakesh.
265
00:20:28,790 --> 00:20:33,290
Well, you certainly tried to put one
over on us, boy howdy.
266
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:38,400
- Take her away!
- No, get away from me!
267
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:46,970
- Oh, my God, she killed Kenny!
- You bastard!
268
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,610
Wow, what incredible irony.
269
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:55,150
I can't believe she was
a criminal Iraqi fugitive.
270
00:20:55,350 --> 00:21:00,050
- Yeah, you just never know.
- I guess I'm sorry I was ignoring you.
271
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:04,220
Happy Valentine's Day, Stan.
272
00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:11,890
- Sorry.
- No, it's okay, Stan.
273
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:16,470
- Everything's okay.
- Are you still trying to be a lesbian?
274
00:21:16,670 --> 00:21:20,230
My mom says all I have to do
is chow on this box.
275
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:30,520
For crimes against this country,
you are to be shot into the sun.
276
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:35,320
This is all a mistake.
This can't be happening.
277
00:21:36,490 --> 00:21:41,660
- Please, for the love of God!
- Shut up!
278
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,530
Great party, Wendy.
279
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:53,000
Thanks, Mrs. Kimball.
Thanks for getting Mr. Garrison back.
280
00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:56,410
- Anything for you, sugar pie.
- Hi, Kyle.
281
00:21:56,610 --> 00:22:00,570
- This whole outcome is pretty strange.
- Excuse me.
282
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,130
How was Miss Ellen
suddenly arrested for...?
283
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:16,960
It's time to whip out
the eclipse shoeboxes!
284
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:25,540
- Bye-bye, Miss Ellen.
- Wendy, you didn't!
285
00:22:25,740 --> 00:22:27,710
I told her...
286
00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:33,540
...don't f* * * with Wendy Testaburger!
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