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Another hat, Arthur?
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Haven't you got enough hats already?
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Yes, but I've hit
a new level of bald, Mum,
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so, what I'm spending on hats,
I'm saving on sunscreen
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for my poor exposed scalp.
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Oh, hats are a con, Arthur.
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You lure in some woman,
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and then - ta-da! -
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she's got to find some polite way
to back out of the situation.
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Yeah, well, with the way
my dating life is going,
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if anyone's taking off
any items of clothing at all,
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I'm considering that third base.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Hello? Maggie's Marina.
Your dreamboat speaking.
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What?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, that's terrible!
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Yes, yes, of course
I'll give you my account number.
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20, 40,
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38, 12.
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Oh, yes, I'll check.
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What's my birthday?
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No. No.
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Why did you hang up?!
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That was the bank
telling me I've been scammed!
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Mum, anyone who's calling you
telling you you've been scammed
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is most likely a scammer, OK?
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If you've actually been scammed,
the bank will contact you.
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Well, the bank DID contact me.
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Yeah, but that wasn't the bank.
How do YOU know?
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I don't.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
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Care Factor!
Ah!
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Look, Arthur, there's Benny.
Care Factor!
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I haven't bought his mag for a while.
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Have you got any cash?
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Oh, yeah, I've got some
in my pocket, actually,
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next to my sundial
and my CD collection.
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Mum, it's 2025.
Of course I don't have cash.
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Maggie!
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Arthur.
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Here's the man
who works harder than the sun.
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Care Factor.
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Oh, I do care. A lot, Benny.
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But I just don't have any cash on me.
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Spent it all
on Arthur's hats, did we?
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(BOTH SNICKER)
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Feels like a cheap shot,
Benny, but sure.
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Everything's cashless
these days.
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Not me, Maggie.
Cash is king!
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OK.
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Well, if cash is king,
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I'm your queen.
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Very kind of you,
Your Majesty.
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Ooh!
Yes.
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Very kind of you, Mum.
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So, unfortunately, Benny,
next time we see you,
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we'll grab a copy then, OK?
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No, not next time. Now.
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You wait here, Arthur,
in case he sells out.
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I'll be back in a jiffy
with some cash.
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Thanks, Maggie.
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Excuse me.
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Where is it?
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Where's what?
Oh, you know,
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it was right here.
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I didn't see nothing.
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No, you saw nothing
or you didn't see anything.
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Which is it?
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Neither. Both. I don't know.
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God, stranger danger.
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(SIGHS)
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You got great hair, Benny.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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You are not the first person
to tell me that, Arthur.
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Thank you.
I'm serious, bro.
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It's so floppy, you know.
I wish mine flopped like that.
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It's a work of art.
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You want the magic beans?
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Oh-ho-ho-ho.
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Fee-fi-fo-fum.
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Hair plugs in Turkey.
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Get the heck out.
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Yes!
Those are hair plugs?
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Aha.
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Cost me 10 grand.
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I regret every penny.
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It was the beginning of the end,
Arthur.
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When I first came back,
you know, I was...
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..I was a different person.
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You know, co-workers would listen
to me, girls would smile at me,
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baristas would remember my name.
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Oh, man, I felt like
I had the world at my fingertips.
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But, you know...
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..I got cocky.
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Cheated on my wife.
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With a hairdresser.
Can you believe that? (CHUCKLES)
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Back when I was getting buzz cuts
like you,
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I was in and out in 10 minutes,
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but with this new hair, she was
working on me for hours, you know.
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Of course we got close.
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Anyway, the wife cracked it.
She left.
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Kids...
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..they stopped visiting me
on the weekends.
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They blamed me, of course.
I just spiralled, didn't I?
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You know, rode the bull ride,
fell off,
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leveraged everything, lost it all.
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I was in a dark, dark place, Arthur.
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Look...
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..Arthur, all I can tell you,
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it's not about
how much hair's on your head...
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..it's about
how much hope is in your heart.
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Only 10 grand, you reckon?
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No, that's incredible!
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Mm.
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No, I don't think...
Arthur!
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Arthur, thank God you're still here.
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I think the scammers
have taken the whole bank.
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Oh, no, Mum, you know the branch
on Lock Street's closed.
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Look, let's just go
to a convenience store ATM, OK?
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What, and pay money to get money?
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That's a double negative, Arthur.
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Look, better luck next time, Benny.
I'm very sorry, OK?
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Uh. Not next time. Now.
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You are taking me
to the nearest bank, Arthur.
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Mum, that's all the way
over in the centre!
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Well, then that's where we're going.
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Chop-chop!
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And here.
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You can keep that as collateral.
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That's... Mum, my hat!
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Well, he needs it more than you
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to keep all that luscious hair
out of his face.
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(MOUTHS)
Come on, Arthur.
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We'll be back soon
with some cash for you.
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Oh, this might help.
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Care Factor?
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That's how it all starts, Arthur.
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The banks close the ATMs,
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put all our money in the cloud,
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and, before you know it,
the robots have taken over.
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Banking is moving online, Mum.
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OK? Your money's safer there.
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Oh, bulldust.
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Back in our day
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the bank was a little secret nook
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behind the clock on the mantle,
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and nobody ever had that.
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Oh, well, apart from the occasional
swarm of silverfish.
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Mum, cash is disgusting.
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It's like handing around
little toilet bowls to each other.
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It's time to go cashless.
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Oh, I DID cashless, Arthur.
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It was called my 20s.
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If I wanted to relive that era...
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Next, please!
..I'd suck on a postage stamp
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and stare into the lava lamp
for six hours.
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$50, please.
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PIN number?
Uh...
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Oh, it's 573...
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No, Mum, Mum, Mum.
(MOANS)
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Into the machine.
Oh.
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(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
My son.
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He thinks
everybody's out to rob pensioners.
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Can never be too careful, Mrs Boye.
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Now, before we process that,
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I can see your term deposit
is about to mature.
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Will we just let that
roll over again?
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Hm. Term deposit?
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Can you remind me what's in there,
please?
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Thank you.
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$30,000, Mum.
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I swear, Arthur, you would win
a world championship in sticky beak.
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How do you even have $30,000
just sitting in some rando account?
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Oh, my God, please don't tell me
you've got an OnlyFans.
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In the days before webcams
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there was a mysterious little thing
called compound interest,
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and your father put a week's wage
into that account in 1971,
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and - voila! - it's now a nest egg.
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(CHUCKLES DEVIOUSLY)
That ain't no egg.
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That's the whole damn ostrich!
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(LAUGHS)
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Let's go to Turkiye!
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Oh, let's not.
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That money is for a rainy day.
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Yeah. You know what's raining?
My hair. All over the floor.
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Oh, I know about that, Arthur.
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It appears
I'm the only one around here
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who knows how to use a broom!
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And I've been running round
to the banks all day.
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I haven't done most of these errands.
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And I still have to replace
the battery in the mantle clock.
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Here we go. Flights to Turkey.
Flights to Turkey.
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I'll just put in any dates, eh?
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Will you help someone
other than yourself for once?
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Your father saved this money
for our entire family.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. We can do that
tomorrow, Mum, for sure.
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For goodness sake, Arthur...
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(DOOR OPENS)
..you're not listening to
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a single word I say.
(DOOR SHUTS)
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What?
Hello?!
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Mum?!
Oh, at last.
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Someone who loves me.
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Sweet treats for my favourite,
sweetest mother in the world.
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Look at these. You shouldn't have.
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She didn't.
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The card here says, "Thanks, Doc,
for my wonderful new nose."
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Who reads cards?
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Let's skip
straight to the celebration.
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Oh, so, you got my text
about the term deposit then?
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I don't know what you mean.
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I've actually come
with the most wonderful news.
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Good news? What's the good news?
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The best news, Mum.
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But let's not get bogged down
by all that.
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Tell me more
about this term deposit.
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I'm just trying to wrap my head
around the words.
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"Term deposit."
What does that even mean?
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It means $30,000.
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30K?
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You need to be careful, Mum.
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Yes.
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So, would either of you be able
to drive me around tomorrow
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while I do my errands?
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There are awful people out there
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who would do anything
to get their hands on your money.
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Some of them are even in this room.
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We need
to keep this money safe, Mum,
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by investing it
in something rock solid.
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Exactly why I am keeping it
in a term deposit.
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With today's measly interest rates?
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You'll get more growth on
the shower floor over backpackers'.
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No, I'm thinking
something much, much more solid.
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Oh.
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Go on.
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Space camp.
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What now?
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That's the good news.
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Melody got accepted
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into Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow's
first official space program.
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She's going to the USSR.
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It's a bit late, isn't it?
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Oh, the United States
Space and Rocket Center in Alabama.
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Wait, you want $30,000
for a school excursion
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to the banjo capital of the world?
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Oh, you cannot put a price
on good education, Arthur.
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I was talking to a young girl
just this morning.
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She didn't even know what a bank was.
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It's an out-of-this-world
opportunity
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for our future space cadet
to meet her heroes.
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Meet her heroes?
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Name one astronaut
that isn't Neil or Buzz.
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You're cock-blocking women in STEM.
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She's 10, Robbie. She needs
a trip to the planetarium and a nap.
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You keep speaking like that
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and you'll be the one seeing stars
in a minute.
257
00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,960
No way mum is funding
a 10-year-old's trip to Alabama
258
00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,520
when I'm an almost 40-year-old
that's never been to Turkiye.
259
00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,720
What's in Turkiye?
260
00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,040
Istanbul.
261
00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,040
I think.
262
00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,080
Turkish hairlines.
263
00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,360
No. No.
264
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,400
I love the bread.
265
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,040
And you'll get a scalp infection
266
00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,840
and then the scarring
will look like the front steps.
267
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:36,840
Oh, really?
268
00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,160
Hey, does Liz know you applied
for another credit card
269
00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,240
and have maxed that out already too?
270
00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,360
You wanna go there? Let's go.
Oh, yeah. Yeah...
271
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,200
What have you got hiding in there?
Oh, yeah, well...
272
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,840
Oh, for goodness sake!
273
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,840
If you think I'm gonna roll over
like those funds,
274
00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:54,520
you've got another thing coming.
275
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,360
(BIRDS TWITTER)
276
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,040
(CLOCK TICKS)
277
00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:07,840
(PHONE RINGS)
278
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,880
Hello? Maggie's Fishing Tours.
279
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,320
You're speaking
to the one that got away.
280
00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:18,120
Hello, Mrs Boye.
This is Jason from the bank.
281
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:21,800
Are you aware that your account
security has been breached?
282
00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,640
Oh, my son hung up on a scammer!
283
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,920
Hoo! Gee, they're clever,
aren't they?
284
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,400
Yeah. Well, I...I can help
to secure your funds.
285
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,400
I've set up another account for you.
286
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,160
I have the details.
287
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:38,200
The safest thing to do will be
to transfer your money there.
288
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,880
No, I can't do that now.
289
00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:41,840
I've got too many errands.
290
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,080
But you need to do it today,
Mrs Boye,
291
00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,800
or the account may be drained.
292
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,000
(GASPS) My son's out.
293
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,520
And the nearest branch,
it's too far to walk.
294
00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,360
You know what, Mrs Boye?
295
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,600
You remind me of MY mother.
296
00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:56,960
Wonderful lady, wouldn't hurt a fly.
297
00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:00,240
I'd be happy to come and pick you up
298
00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:03,120
and take you to the bank myself.
299
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,640
Oh, my goodness!
300
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,160
That is wonderful service!
301
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,000
Thank YOU.
302
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,640
(PIGEONS COO)
303
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,440
Care Factor?
304
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,960
Care Factor?
305
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,360
Arthur! Care Factor!
306
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,480
Yeah, it's at a million, Benny.
307
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,160
Can't afford to go to Turkiye,
308
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,960
so, I decided to see
how far my money would go
309
00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,560
at a hair plugs place
here in Australia.
310
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:27,640
Ooh.
Turns out I can afford
311
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,360
about 12 strands.
312
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,880
Bummer.
Yeah.
313
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,240
I don't know if I should, like,
spread them out across my head
314
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:36,760
or whether I should just do
one single dreadlock out the front.
315
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,160
(CHUCKLES)
316
00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:39,320
Ah, tell you what, Arthur.
317
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,000
Listen, if you, uh...
318
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,520
..if you're really down about it,
you can always, um...
319
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:46,000
..try some powder.
320
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,040
Oh...
321
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,840
Benny, I mean, you know,
I've been to a few awards nights,
322
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:52,000
but I've never done the hard stuff.
No, no, no, Arthur, Arthur.
323
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,080
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
324
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,320
Hair powder.
325
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,440
Oh.
326
00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:58,320
Ohh.
327
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,880
(CHORTLES)
328
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,880
(PHONE CAMERA CLICKS)
329
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,280
Well, well, well!
330
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:39,040
Is it Arthur or Drake?! Oh!
331
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,040
Keratin-thickening fibres, bro.
332
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:44,200
I forgot how good having hair WAS,
man. I feel like a king, brother.
333
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,560
'Cause of all the jewels
in that crown, sir.
334
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,880
Yeah, flying first class
to greatness, my G.
335
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,640
Goddamn, I feel ALIVE, brother!
336
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,320
Right. And, Arthur,
how much you get?
337
00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,320
Oh.
338
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:57,640
I mean, just the ounce. But it came
with a little applicator, so...
339
00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,360
It's looking strong, sir.
Hey, don't mind if I do.
340
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:02,080
Oh, actually, pardon my rudeness.
341
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,360
Puff, puff, pass.
No, no, sir, sir, no, that's fine.
342
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,960
Uh... Not for me.
343
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:07,800
Just... No, no, no judgements,
just...
344
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,800
..I've seen how that stuff
can ruin lives.
345
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,040
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I'm only
gonna use it when I'm socialising.
346
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,680
Although I might just give myself
a little top-up
347
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,400
just before I go home, yeah.
348
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:25,440
(PHONE RINGS)
349
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,440
Robbie?
350
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,080
Arthur, please tell me
Mum is with you.
351
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,640
No, not with me.
I went to see a man about a wig.
352
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,600
Isn't she with YOU?
I ducked out for about an hour,
353
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:33,960
came back to a note that says,
354
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,360
"Be back soon. Man from bank
is taking me to transfer my money."
355
00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:40,880
Oh, no!
356
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:43,480
She's being scammed!
357
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,760
(HANDBRAKE CRUNCHES)
358
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,160
Here we are.
359
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,120
Lovely day, isn't it, Mrs Boye?
360
00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,080
Oh, it'd be even more lovely
361
00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:58,400
if I had children who cared about me
as much as you do, driver.
362
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,600
Well, all of us at your bank
care about you, Mrs Boye,
363
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,280
and, uh...you're welcome
to thank them all in person
364
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:08,200
just as soon as you've ducked inside
and activated that new account.
365
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,440
Just through the doors there.
366
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,480
What was your name again?
367
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,480
Jason, ma'am.
368
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,240
And have you got kids, Jason?
369
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:18,240
Mm. I've got nieces and nephews,
Mrs Boye, and that's enough for me.
370
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,840
Well, there's so many errands to run,
371
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:24,480
oh, but could my son Arthur
find the time to take me?
372
00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,640
Oh, no, no, no, too busy.
373
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:33,400
And yet here YOU are, a very busy
professional man in your swish suit,
374
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,440
and you're driving me around
like Lady Muck.
375
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,760
More like Lady Luck today, Mrs Boye.
376
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,280
Lucky we caught those scammers
just in time.
377
00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,960
Oh, well, you call me Maggie.
378
00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:45,840
We're friends now, aren't we?
379
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,520
We sure are, Maggie.
380
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:51,400
Now, these are the account details.
381
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:54,800
Transfer the funds
to keep your money safe.
382
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,360
You won't come in?
383
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:58,000
I'll just stay here in the car,
384
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,480
make sure it's nice and convenient
for when you're done.
385
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,000
This is like a getaway vehicle.
386
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,240
Should I put my stockings
over my head before I hop out?
387
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,920
Ha!
388
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,240
You're a funny lady, Maggie.
(CHUCKLES) Ah.
389
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:12,400
Back in a jiffy.
390
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,800
(ENGINE RUMBLES)
391
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,000
(BRAKES SKID)
392
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,960
Agh!
What?
393
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,720
You look like a werewolf.
394
00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,080
Yeah, it's funny, you know,
every time I put on more hair,
395
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,400
I see a part of me
that's still bald.
396
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:36,640
Like, look at my tongue.
397
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,200
Does my tongue look bald to you?
398
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:39,880
Agh! My confidence!
399
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,040
You survived this long without it,
Arthur.
400
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,960
Wake up. Our nest egg is at stake.
401
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,320
Nest egg?
402
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,440
Our mother is in a stranger's car!
403
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,840
That too!
404
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:50,400
(TYRES SKID)
405
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:55,040
(BIRDS TWITTER)
406
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,160
(SINGSONG) I'm back!
407
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,160
Sorry to keep you waiting so long,
Jason,
408
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,280
but fashion favours the brave.
409
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,640
Well, I...I did age a few years,
Maggie,
410
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,600
but I'm glad to see you're all safe.
411
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,320
Yes. And the wait was worth it, yes?
412
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:15,800
I mean, how do you like
my new hat and sunglasses?
413
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,680
Is it tres chic?
414
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:21,280
Well...Spanish was never
really my strong point.
415
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:24,280
You did do the bank transfer,
didn't you, Maggie?
416
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,320
Oh. The bank!
417
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,880
How could I forget the bank?
418
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,480
I feel so silly.
419
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,800
I'll go straight back there now.
420
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,880
But...oh, just remind me,
421
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:38,440
I needed the money
to pay for the street mag, didn't I?
422
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:39,440
What?
423
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,280
The new account, Mrs Boye.
424
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,800
It's very urgent.
425
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:46,200
The longer
your money stays in the old account
426
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:48,080
the longer you remain vulnerable.
427
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,920
Oh. And we wouldn't want that,
would we?
428
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,280
I've just got one more errand to do.
429
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,600
Oh, and then I'll go
straight to the branch.
430
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,720
No, the...
431
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,560
The transfer, Maggie!
432
00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,840
The transf...
433
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,320
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
434
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,320
(TYRES SKID)
435
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,320
Quick, Arthur, we have to save Mum!
436
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,760
I just...
I don't want to displace my hair.
437
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,520
Move it, 8-ball!
438
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,640
Her name is Maggie Boye,
she's being scammed,
439
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,360
and we're scared
the guy's taken all of her money.
440
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,760
I'm sorry, I can't share
any customer details.
441
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,480
I'm a doctor, you can trust me.
442
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,240
She's a cosmetic surgeon,
you absolutely cannot trust her.
443
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,640
But you can trust me,
I'm Maggie's son, Arthur Boye.
444
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,720
I was here with her yesterday,
remember?
445
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,720
Oh, uh...
446
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,880
Huh? Ring any bells?
(MOANS)
447
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,880
Uh...
448
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,320
What about now?
449
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,960
You know, I preferred it
when bank robbers wore balaclavas.
450
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,200
I'm not a bank robber!
451
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,680
I just want all the money
in my mum's bank account right now!
452
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,720
It's incredible they let you
out of the house without a leash!
453
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,440
I can't tell you anything
about her banking activity.
454
00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,520
OK.
455
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,600
Would a complimentary fox lift
open your eyes?
456
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,440
Well, I still couldn't help you,
457
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,640
but, um...I'm sure my memory
could be jogged if...
458
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,320
Oh, fine, I'll throw in a BBL.
459
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,760
Um...
460
00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,080
She cleared out
the term deposit account.
461
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,280
It's empty.
462
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,400
BOTH: Empty?
463
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,560
(ENGINE RUMBLES)
464
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,640
OK, first things first.
465
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:22,400
If Mum isn't here,
we need to notify the police
466
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,160
and tell them
to block off a perimeter.
467
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,360
Yeah, we've all listened
to a crime podcast, Robbie.
468
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,240
Oh!
469
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,640
Thank you, Jason.
470
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,440
Mum! Mum, are you OK?!
471
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,120
Yes, of course I am!
472
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,680
She's more than OK.
473
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:38,080
She's Lady Muck
with a letter other than M.
474
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,240
Oh, you!
You stay away from my mother!
475
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,440
Whatever you've done to her,
the police are gonna hear about it.
476
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,440
You're a scammer!
477
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,720
Are you kidding me?
478
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,080
We've been to the butcher's.
479
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,680
We've been to the post office.
480
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:49,640
She got her nails done.
481
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,280
I've been driving your mother around
for the past two hours...
482
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,600
Ooh.
..and all she's done is go shopping!
483
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,160
She's the bloody scammer!
484
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,440
Quick, get him, Arthur!
485
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,840
Why-why-why-why don't you get him?
You're bigger than me.
486
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,680
I have to look after our mother.
487
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,480
Oh, yeah, now you want
to look after Mum. Right-o.
488
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,400
Mum, did you give him any money?
489
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,560
No. I thought the drivers
got paid through the app.
490
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:14,600
If you've got time to go to Turkey
for your hair plugs,
491
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,440
then you've got time to take
your mother on her bloody errands!
492
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,560
Yeah? Yeah?
493
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,520
Well, cop some keratin fibres, yeah?
Agh! My upholstery!
494
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:25,000
Yeah, that is for scamming
our seniors, you crook!
495
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,040
Ooh-ooh!
496
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,720
Your money's gone, Mum.
497
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,280
Are you sure
you didn't give it to him?
498
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,000
I'm absolutely certain.
499
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,880
Now, would you mind
helping me with the shopping?
500
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:35,480
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, Mum,
501
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,680
if you didn't give your money
to him, then where is it?
502
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,640
Where's what?
503
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,680
It's not here either.
504
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,840
Let's step through this
one more time, Mum.
505
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,400
You went to the bank in the morning
while I was still sleeping.
506
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,480
What time was that?
So, any time before 1:00PM.
507
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,080
Unhelpful, Robbie.
508
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,360
Well, it was before that man called.
509
00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:00,160
Oh, what was his name again?
510
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,360
Gosh, he was so helpful, Arthur.
511
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,080
Yeah, no... Then what did you do?
512
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,120
Well, I brought the money
straight home.
513
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,240
Of course. I mean, you don't
want to be out in the streets
514
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,400
with that much cash, do you?
515
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,120
Oh, you can't trust anyone out there.
516
00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:16,280
We have checked
the kitchen cupboards, your bedroom,
517
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:18,400
the laundry, the lounge room.
518
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,200
I even checked the little
lint-trap thingy in the dryer.
519
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,200
Where is it?
520
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:23,840
Well...
521
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,120
Uh...
522
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:28,800
It's not
in the kitchen cupboards, my bedroom,
523
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,080
the laundry or the lounge room
524
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,240
would be my guess.
525
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,560
Just keep looking.
526
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,280
This is wonderful.
527
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:45,080
I can cross off 'organise the kitchen
cupboards', 'empty the freezer',
528
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,040
'de-lint the lint trap'
529
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,200
off my list of chores.
530
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,720
Whoo.
That's great, Mum.
531
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,000
Oh, come on, you two.
532
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:58,600
Really, all this drama about money,
it's driving me up the wall.
533
00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,800
It's time to move on.
534
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,200
"It's time to move on."
535
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,280
The mantle clock.
536
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:13,040
Careful.
537
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,000
That's right, I put it in the clock.
538
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,960
Mum, there's no cash here.
539
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:28,280
It's just papers and a brochure
for a Seven Seas resort timeshare.
540
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,600
Mm-hm.
541
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,720
Well, you said it yourself, Arthur -
542
00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,400
you want to travel,
543
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:36,040
and, Robbie,
you want Melody to be enriched,
544
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:40,640
and I want a holiday with my family
every year.
545
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:44,440
Oh, Mum, what have you done?
You spent it all on the damn resort?
546
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,440
Yep.
547
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,720
We'll be going for two weeks a year
every year
548
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,720
until I die.
549
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:57,840
I appreciate you and Robbie
looking out for my interests, Arthur.
550
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:01,760
There are elderly people who've been
scammed out of all their savings
551
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,880
by their very own children.
552
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,200
Can you imagine?
553
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:07,800
Look, I just don't think
a family holiday
554
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,600
is the best way to blow $30,000,
Mum.
555
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,520
Oh, you might meet a nice lady,
Arthur.
556
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:15,000
I'm not gonna meet any women
when I have no hair, am I?
557
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,280
Oh, nonsense.
558
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,840
Just put on a hat.
559
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,520
Or you should buy a new one
for the resort.
560
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,000
Maggie! Maggie! Arthur!
561
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Care Factor.
562
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,080
Not a care in the world, Benny!
563
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,360
And...
564
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:30,120
..here's your cash, like I promised.
565
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:31,760
I don't accept cash anymore.
566
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:32,960
Card?
567
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,680
Who are you supposed to be,
the rejected member of OutKast?
568
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,680
(LAUGHS)
569
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,680
(LAUGHS)
570
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,320
Heather's coming to stay!
571
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,480
We will not be muted!
572
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,440
What are you suggesting we do,
Maggie?
573
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,000
Something crazy!
574
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
YOU'RE protesting?
575
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,160
Quick, Maggie!
576
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,080
No. No. No! Stop!
577
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,080
You are coming off of this tree!
578
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:00,080
Gosh, you look like your dad
when you get sweaty.
579
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,280
Bam.
(LEVER CLICKS)
580
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,640
What is that?
581
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,440
You're doomed, brother.
582
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,440
Doomed.
583
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,040
A-a-a-a-a-a-rgh!
584
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:10,960
SONG:
# If you really want someone to stay
585
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,480
# If you really want
someone to stay... #
586
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,040
Captions by Red Bee Media
587
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,040
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