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It's nice in here, isn't it?
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Yeah. It's quite warm.
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I've had the peachy nose sweet so nice.
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Ooh, shopping. I need a new chair for my
computer.
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Because I've got one and it's really
hard and I like to... It's not a
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catalogue. What was on that page?
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What's that?
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A dirty devil.
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Yeah, but they sell furniture. They sell
everything.
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Oh, OK.
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Migrating friends and... Well, they have
a ladies' section as well, of course.
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I know, don't you think?
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Toys. Oh, they're nice pants. Tease me.
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You're a really cool flirt, you are.
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I'm not.
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It's you with magazines.
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Yeah, it must be, wouldn't it?
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See, that's them beady things.
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I think they're for your bum.
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Have you tried those?
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No, I've seen some though. They're on
like a long rod and they start off thin
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and they get fatter and fatter, don't
they? And you're meant to put it in so
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many and then slowly pull them out like
that.
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No.
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No. Just stick with the click
stimulators.
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Yeah, me too.
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They're carrying everywhere with me.
I've got them in my umbrella.
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I'll tell you one thing I have wanted to
try.
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Me and the girls have been in this new
shop in town and they've got, I don't
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think they're glass, but they look like
glass.
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And there's one, and it goes into a very
slight point, quite flat at the bottom.
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But it's like a unicorn, that's the only
way I can describe it, but it's got one
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mammoth handle on it.
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But if you imagine it, when you're all
excited down there, and your foo -foo's
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really hot, and then you're going to put
something really cold in there, that's
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well going to get you excited, isn't it?
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So what is it with you? You always end
up talking about sex and things like
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that. Don't blame me.
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Mm -hmm.
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So... Are you feeling hard enough?
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I am, that's it. Yeah.
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I've got to have a little play.
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What have you got in your handbag?
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Your hand's already down there.
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What have I got in my handbag?
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Nothing.
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You've got to have a mignon.
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Who, me?
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Yes, you.
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Okay.
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I confess.
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The ball.
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Wait.
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The dolphin?
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Imagine if I ever lost a big flag.
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I've got... Somebody had it in their
bag. It's not mine.
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I've got... Isn't it?
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Ooh.
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That looks rather nice.
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I think that works.
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Do you want to have a play with it? Can
I? Oh, you can leave it to one side.
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I think you'll like that. Actually, I
know you'll like that. Can I try it now?
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Yeah. You know me too well.
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Me and my eggs.
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Oh, don't stroke me.
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I love being tickled.
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I know, you told me when you were young.
If I could have a quick stimulator on
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my personal tickler, you don't need a
man or anything, do you? No.
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I always find when you play with
yourself, it's like it can come so much
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quicker. Yeah.
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Yeah, you do, don't you? You know what
you're doing. You like it here, don't
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you? There's something there.
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I will warn you, it is very, very bad.
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Oh, I'm getting comfy.
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Why are you doing that?
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Are you having a play?
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Are you putting your gloves on?
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I haven't actually worn these before so
I might have to give them a whirl.
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The thing is they're meant to leave them
in so I might just walk around in them
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for the rest of the day.
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Please don't remind me to take them out.
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I'm impatient, me.
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You're meant to put one in. Oh, miss.
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Please just forget it.
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Mmm.
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Ooh, they feel nice.
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It's a bit strange.
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If you tell me to put one in fast and
then play with your clutch, it's because
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sometimes, you know, with your muscles
bad and stuff, you can spit them out
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of thing. Really?
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But you can't run the boat in.
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I'll see if she's telling the truth,
shall I?
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Oh, my goodness.
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No, it's going to come straight away,
this is.
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No, no, no, pull it away, pull it away,
right around the brink.
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OK. And then start again, but turn it
right down.
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Oh, my God.
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No, it's good, isn't it?
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This is a right machine, isn't it?
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I like that.
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What are you using?
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I don't know.
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I'm using this bit to start because it's
flicking all over the place.
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It's funny because I can see when I'm
touching because it's like the strings
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hanging there. I can feel myself pulling
it in.
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Oh, this is so good. This is.
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You just have to touch it slightly,
don't you?
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Why don't you just do a bit of hand roll
now?
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Oh, I just love being me with this
feeling.
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It just really works with that thing in
there because when I move it's got
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something inside it and it's... Oh, how
can I explain it?
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It's like it's bouncing up and down
inside but it's not really moving that
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You can feel that a lot.
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It's very unusual.
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It just won't come through. It's dead.
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It's just a log hole.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Hmm.
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Thank you.
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My eyes are twitching now.
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Your legs are twitching as well?
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My eyes are twitching a lot.
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Have you come yet?
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Yeah.
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I wish
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they'd
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invent a nice big...
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Like a bath toy, you know, like a clip
to play in the bath. Yeah.
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I'm at my most comfiest when I'm in my
bath. That's wonderful, that pink one,
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actually. Isn't it?
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But I wouldn't like to risk it because I
wouldn't like it to malfunction on me.
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Because it's my favourite tyre.
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So, Missy, now that you've got me and
you've got me all excited, what are you
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going to do with me now?
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I'll take you to the bedroom.
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Oh, yeah?
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I'll play with some more tyres.
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Are you going to let me have that one of
mine?
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I'll tell you what, let me have that
one.
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Because that's slightly faster than the
other, so it'll drive me insane.
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And you can have that pink one.
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Okay. So leave me to the bedroom, Peter.
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I'll bring my toys.
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Come on, then.
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