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Oh, it's nice of you to come round and
see me.
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It's been ages.
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I know it's been a long time, but I've
got just a little bit of a problem.
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Oh, you might have known.
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You only ever come in when you need
something.
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Yeah. All right, what can I do for you
this time?
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Well, there's this guy I've called.
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Right. And he's gorgeous.
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I wouldn't know how to or what to do.
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You could ask him out. You could go out
and play on the bench.
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Have some fun. What's the problem?
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I'm a virgin.
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Ah.
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Really?
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Yes.
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I've never actually even seen a penis
before.
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Yeah.
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Don't be so silly.
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No, really.
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I wouldn't know what to do with one if I
saw it.
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You've never seen a man's penis?
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Yeah,
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but I wouldn't worry. You've got
textbooks.
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You've got the internet.
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Yeah, but it's not the same as actually
knowing what to do with it.
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I'll ask your girlfriend. You'll have to
help me out.
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I don't know quite what to say. It's so
inappropriate.
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I mean, I thought you were coming round
for coffee, not to...
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Well, I haven't asked to see you naked,
have I?
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Yeah, but you've seen girls naked,
haven't you? Yeah.
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Exactly, and I haven't.
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And how am I supposed to ask him out
when I don't know? I don't want him to
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think of me as an experience and then he
wouldn't be attracted to me like that.
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And I really, really like this guy.
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So to help out your love life, I have to
get embarrassed.
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No,
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I don't know about this. Why not?
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Well, it just feels weird.
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Why? You've been making a job as well,
haven't you? Yes, but not because I've
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had beers.
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Apparently, reasonably.
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Oh.
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Oh, well.
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There you go. That's enough. Let me cut
the trousers on again now.
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I'm not going to show you what to do
with it.
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What do I do with it?
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How are you touching it?
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Well, you're not doing bad at the
moment, actually.
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How am I
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doing?
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What am I going to do?
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It's good.
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Yeah, it's nice.
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Does it look amazing?
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Yes, it does.
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It looks quite good down here.
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I'm looking almost there, but not
looking at all.
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Oh, you're... It's very good.
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Yeah, you're doing very well with the
balls, you'll find that.
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What do you think then of your...
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Your first time touching a penis?
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Oh, it looks amazing.
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It's so little dick.
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I hope John's got as big as yours.
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I'm rather happy it's not.
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You have to tell him it's big, whether
it is or not, because men like that.
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I never imagined myself in this position
with you.
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I really appreciate you helping me out.
Oh yes, it's my pleasure. I like to be
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of help.
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