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(sneezes)
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Oh, excuse me.
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Gesundheit.
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(sneezes)
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Sorry.
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I hope I'm not coming down
with something.
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You think you might be?
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Well, I've been feeling
a little congested
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and I think it's settling
in my chest.
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That's certainly where I was
planning to settle.
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Maybe I should go home.
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Let's not overreact.
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We can still do this.
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We just have
to be careful.
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What do you mean?
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Well, we can keep
kissing, but, you know,
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Amish-style with the tongues
parked in the barn.
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If you need to cough or sneeze,
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just tap me on the shoulder
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and I'll cover your face
with a pillow.
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And...
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...you can use this.
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Nasal spray.
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Thank you. That's so thoughtful.
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Well, you are gonna need
to breathe through your nose.
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* Men, men, men, men, manly men,
men, men *
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* Ah.
* Men.
* Men.
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Want to see a movie today?
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With you?
Yeah, with me.
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No, thanks.
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Okay.
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Want to do something else?
Like what?
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I don't know. Anything.
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Well, can we go
to Les Girls, Girls, Girls?
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What?
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That place near the airport.
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Looks real interesting.
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I think it's French.
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No, no, we're not going
to Les Girls, Girls, Girls.
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Then don't say we can do
"anything."
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Okay, forget it.
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You really want
to do something with me?
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Yes.
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How about if you drive me
to the mall
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so I can see a movie
with my friends,
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and then you pick me up
when we're done?
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And what am I supposed to do
all that time?
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Well, if I were you, I'd go
to Les Girls, Girls, Girls.
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(coughing)
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Who's going
to Les Girls, Girls, Girls?
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Nobody.
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Too bad.
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Daytime's better.
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Dancers are a little worse
for wear, but they try harder.
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(coughing)
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Oh, God.
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I should've sent that woman home
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as soon as I saw
the first snot bubble.
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I'm done.
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Me, too.
Get dressed.
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I'll drive you
to the mall.
Cool.
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Will you make me soup
before you go?
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I don't have time, Charlie.
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But I'm sick.
Who's going to take care of me?
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What do you want me to say?
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Maybe if you bothered to develop
a human relationship
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that involved more than
the thoughtless exchange
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of bodily fluids, you'd have
someone to take care of you.
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You know, the whole time
you were talking,
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you could've opened
a can of soup!
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* Men.
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(TV playing)
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Morning.
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(raspy):
Hey, Berta.
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(coughing)
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What's wrong with you?
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I caught something.
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There's a surprise.
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Yeah, it's really bad.
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Throat, sinuses,
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stomach, aches, chills...
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I swear to God,
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I feel like I'm gonna die.
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Huh.
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Okay.
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Well, good luck.
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* Men.
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(coughing)
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(groggily):
This is it.
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I'm a goner.
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Hello?
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Anybody here?
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Anybody gonna take care
of good old Charlie?
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Okay, then.
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Time to scrape
the bottom of the barrel.
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Mommy, I don't feel good.
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Oh, Charles, don't tell me
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you've got another case
of the Bangkok Drippy-Drip.
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No offense.
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No-no, no, it's a cold or a flu.
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And this concerns me how?
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I thought maybe you could come
over and make me soup
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or put a cool, wet cloth
on my head.
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Oh, oh, darling,
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(stammering):
I'd love to, but, um...
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unfortunately,
Mommy's sick, too.
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(coughs)
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Oh, right, that does sound bad.
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Oh, it is.
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(speaking Korean)
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What was that?
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Just my delirious fever babble.
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Bye, dear.
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All right.
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I'm on my own.
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Maybe a little
fresh air and sunshine.
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And nighttime cold medicine.
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Fresh air, sunshine
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and nighttime cold medicine.
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And scotch.
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Fresh air, sunshine,
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nighttime cold medicine,
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and scotch.
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(wheezing)
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(coughing)
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Okay, just nighttime
cold medicine and scotch.
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(groans)
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(sighs)
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ROSE:
Hi, Charlie.
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Rose?
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I thought you were in England.
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I was asked to leave.
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A little misunderstanding
at Buckingham Palace.
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So how are you?
136
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Not so good.
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I'm sick.
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Oh...
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Poor baby.
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Isn't anybody
taking care of you?
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No, I'm all alone.
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Well, that's just not right.
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I'll take care of you.
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You will?
Of course.
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Do you want me
to make you some soup?
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I would love soup.
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I asked everybody
to make me soup.
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You'd think I was
asking for a kidney.
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What are you doing?
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Nighttime cold medicine
and scotch.
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I call it "The Drunken Hulk."
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No, sweetie.
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I have something better.
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I doubt it.
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Well, this is new.
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Just approved in Europe.
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Ooh, Europe, give me.
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That's my little man.
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Now, I'll go make you that soup.
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Thank you.
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Okay, Europe,
let's see what you've got.
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That was a great pill.
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What was in that pill?
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It's a great pill.
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Don't you worry about that.
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You just get your rest.
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You know what else is great?
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You showed up exactly
when I needed you the most.
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It's like you're
my guardian angel.
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Hey, you think I can get
another one of those pills?
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No, sweetie,
one's enough for now.
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Just go to sleep.
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Okay.
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Good night.
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Good night, Charlie.
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Can you hear me?
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Uh-huh.
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Listen closely
to my voice.
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You're very, very sick.
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I'm very, very sick.
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But don't worry: Rose is
going to take care of you.
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Rose is going
to take care of me.
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Till death do us part.
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I'm going to need another pill.
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* Men.
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You know, it wouldn't
kill you to thank me
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for dropping you off
and picking you up.
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Thank you for dropping me off
and picking me up.
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Jake, Jake, wait.
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What?
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(sighs)
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Okay, listen, I, I know
you're getting to that age
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where you'd rather be
with your friends
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than with your old man,
and it's okay.
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It's completely normal
for you to want to take
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your first steps
to manhood on your own.
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I applaud that.
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But, I just hope that...
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while you're on this path,
that every now and then
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you make an effort to carve out
a little Dad time.
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(sighs)
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Well, that was humiliating.
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Charlie?
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How are you feeling?
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Rose?
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00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,702
Hi, Alan.
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00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,804
What are you doing here?
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Taking care of Charlie.
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I'm very, very sick.
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Go for it.
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* Men.
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* Men.
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So, how long are you
back in town?
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As long as Charlie needs me.
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00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,590
Well, don't you
let that big baby
take advantage
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of your
good nature.
217
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:25,959
Don't worry, Berta.
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00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,795
I'm fine taking care of him.
219
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,698
Well, that's good,
'cause nobody else wants to.
220
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:33,633
The truth is,
I just love feeding him,
221
00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:35,769
cleaning him, changing him.
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00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,771
You're changing him?
You're cleaning him?
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00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,539
You know,
if you stop feeding him,
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you won't have to change him.
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00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,810
I don't mind.
226
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:44,912
I'm a loving nurturer.
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00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:48,548
Uncle Charlie says
you're a crazy stalker.
228
00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,784
Potato, potahto.
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Hey, Rose, you
want to go see
a movie later?
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00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:57,490
Maybe. We'll see
how your uncle's feeling.
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He's very, very sick.
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00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,866
So, basically,
what we're saying here is,
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00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:08,301
you'll go to the movies
with anybody but me.
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00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,137
Not anybody.
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00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:14,107
I wouldn't go with Hitler.
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00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,913
Charlie?
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00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,081
CHARLIE:
I'm in here!
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00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,917
What are you doing out of bed?
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00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,819
What do you think?
(splashing)
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Let me help you.
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00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,192
CHARLIE:
Rose, I got this.
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00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,927
ROSE:
Just relax, sweetie.
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CHARLIE:
I said I got it.
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Let go.
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ROSE:
But you're sick.
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You shouldn't be
lifting anything.
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CHARLIE:
Allright, I'm done.
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ROSE:
Need a shake?
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CHARLIE:
No, thanks.
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ROSE:
Okeydoke.
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Now let's get you back into bed.
252
00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,014
Rose...
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00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,916
I appreciate you
taking care of me,
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00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,751
but I'm thinking
the worst is over.
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00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,787
That's your mind
playing tricks on you.
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00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,822
If you start running
around too soon,
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you'll relapse,
maybe get pneumonia.
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00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:04,624
Pneumonia?
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Your lungs fill up with fluid,
you can't breathe,
260
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,729
and you end up drowning
in your own mucus.
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00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,498
You don't want
that, do you?
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I don't want to drown
in anybody's mucus.
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00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,737
Of course
you don't.
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Open.
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Good boy.
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I am really lucky
to have you, Rose.
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You know what, Charlie?
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00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,720
I think we make our own luck.
269
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:34,687
We do?
270
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,656
Well...
271
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,826
I do.
272
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:49,502
* As long as he needs me
273
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:56,776
* I know where I must be
274
00:12:56,844 --> 00:13:02,782
* I'll cling on steadfastly
275
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:09,789
* As long as he needs me
276
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:14,895
* As long as long
as life is long *
277
00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:22,302
* I'll love him right or wrong
278
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:28,541
* And somehow I'll be strong
279
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:35,315
* As long as he needs me...
280
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,520
(sighs)
281
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,489
Rose?
282
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,825
Hello?
283
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,028
Anybody there?
284
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,572
What the hell!
285
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,715
Oh, that's not right.
286
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,483
CHARLIE:
Alan?
287
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,718
Alan?!
288
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,955
(shouting):
Alan!
289
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,860
What's the matter?
290
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:24,297
How long have I been up here?
291
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,999
I don't know.
About two weeks.
292
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,335
T-Two... Two weeks?!
293
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,204
Didn't you think to check on me?
294
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,706
Well, frankly, everything was
going so smoothly around here,
295
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,375
it never occurred to me.
296
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,212
Are those knit booties?
297
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,880
What?
298
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,415
I don't know.
299
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,084
Since when do you
wear knit booties?
300
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,653
Since when do I have
turquoise fingernails?
301
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:50,790
Where's Rose?
She went to the
movies with Jake.
302
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:53,526
God forbid my son should go
anywhere with his own father.
303
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,362
I mean, I have
tried everything...
304
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,397
Alan, listen to me!
305
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,466
You cannot let Rose
back in this house.
306
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,100
Why not?
307
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,301
Because the cold pills
308
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,203
she's been giving me
are not cold pills.
309
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:05,072
What do you
think they are?
I don't know.
310
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,906
Probably something
you give to elephants
311
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,508
when they can't sleep.
312
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,577
Elephants?
313
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:13,280
European elephants.
314
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,582
You know, I... I think
you might be delirious.
315
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,716
You really should lie down.
316
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,251
Screw that.
317
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,320
I'm gettin' out of here
before she comes back.
318
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,689
Are those comfy? 'Cause
they look really comfy.
319
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,791
ROSE:
Charlie?
320
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,493
What are you doing up?
321
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,861
Stay away from me, Rose.
322
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:29,896
What's wrong, honey?
323
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,231
Don't you call me "honey."
324
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,600
Charlie, Charlie,
you need to calm down.
325
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,367
C-Calm down?!
326
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,635
Thanks to her,
327
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,004
I've been a drooling vegetable
for two weeks!
328
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,605
I was afraid of this.
329
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,907
He's running a very high fever,
and he's hallucinating.
330
00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,909
I am not running a fever.
331
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:44,077
Here, feel me.
332
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,478
I am not hot.
333
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,015
A little clammy and none
too fresh, but not hot.
334
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,250
Just relax, baby.
You need your rest.
335
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:53,153
No, no, no. What I need
is a lawyer.
336
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:58,992
Alan, please, you got to
believe me: I am not sick.
337
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,693
I believe you.
Now lay down.
338
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,095
But, Alan...
339
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,663
It's for your
own good.
340
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,270
Okay.
341
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,838
Okay, you're right.
342
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,606
I-I'm-I'm crazy from the fever.
343
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:14,774
Not crazy, honey.
344
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:18,511
Just very, very sick.
345
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:21,414
Open up.
346
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,815
Good boy.
347
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:23,983
Swallow.
(swallows)
348
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,752
There you go.
349
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,487
Now get
some rest.
350
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,589
(sighs)
351
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:34,294
So, does a guy have to be sick
to get a pair of those booties?
352
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:49,342
Thank God
she wasn't using suppositories.
353
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,013
* Men.
354
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:07,026
(door closes)
355
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,229
(shower running)
356
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,801
Son of a bitch!
357
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,138
ROSE:
Charlie, are you up?
358
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,808
Alan!
359
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,777
Whoa!
360
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,614
What are you doing?
361
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,350
Escaping.
362
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,418
Well, Charlie,
this isn't a good time.
363
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,053
I've already had my second cup
of coffee.
364
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,722
Look, I don't know
how long I've got.
365
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,358
Neither do I.
366
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,660
(door rattling above)
367
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:14,894
(door opens)
368
00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,663
Oh, damn it. She's out.
369
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,131
Out of what?
370
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:20,367
Her freakin' mind!
371
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,835
ROSE (singsongy):
Charlie, where are you?!
372
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,204
Oh, God, she's coming.
373
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:25,438
Is your door locked?
374
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,006
No. Neither was my window.
375
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:29,041
Two mistakes
I will never make again.
376
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,977
ROSE:
Charlie, are
you in here?
377
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,580
Rose!
378
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,615
Sorry, Alan.
Have you seen Charlie?
379
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,684
Bathtub.
380
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:44,591
For God's sake, Alan,
you're my brother.
381
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,060
Oh, Charlie, is this how you act
382
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,062
after everything
I've done for you?
383
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,764
Yes, this is how I act.
384
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,234
Playing Anne Frank
in a bathtub.
385
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,768
Well, I give up.
386
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,104
I can't take care of you
if you won't cooperate.
387
00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,272
Oh, no, no, Rose.
388
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,707
Let's, uh... let's not be hasty.
389
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,343
It's been so nice
these last couple of weeks.
390
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,877
What if Charlie promises
to behave himself?
391
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:08,481
I am not promising
Nurse Ratched here anything!
392
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,850
Well, then,
I guess I'll just leave.
393
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,686
You're not leaving.
394
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:14,754
I was bluffing.
395
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,356
Rose.
Sorry.
396
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,560
Well, I hope
you are proud of yourself.
397
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,562
All she was trying
to do was help you.
398
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:27,066
No, no, no, that's not
what she was trying to do.
399
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,168
This was all a plot.
400
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,103
It started
with getting me sick.
401
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,705
Then she drugged me
to keep me helpless
402
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,941
so she could move in
and have her way with me.
403
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,809
Oh, really? Rose got you sick?
404
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,546
It had nothing to do
with you sticking your tongue
405
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,481
down the throat
of a flu-riddled bimbo?
406
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,251
Okay, I'm not saying I know
how she did it, but she did it.
407
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,786
Charlie, do you have any idea
how insane this makes you sound?
408
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:47,920
I have proof.
409
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,622
Come on. I'll show you.
410
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,458
Uh, Charlie?
411
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,796
Fine, I'll wait outside.
412
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,237
I'm bored.
Want to go see a movie?
413
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,572
Now?
414
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,240
Well, you got
the listings there.
415
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,276
Jake, for the love of God...
416
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,411
Fine, but don't say
I never asked.
417
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:16,716
You'll see. I have proof.
418
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,085
I didn't swallow the
last pill she gave me
419
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,687
so we can have
it analyzed.
420
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:23,923
Right. We'll call CSI
and have them run some tests.
421
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,995
I hid it
under my pillow, and...
422
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,468
Okay.
423
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,805
I don't have proof.
424
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,607
(snoring)
425
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,942
* Men.
426
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,814
Rose?
427
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,416
Oh, hi, Lulu.
428
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,983
How'd your plan
work out?
429
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:55,121
Well, you were fine, but I think
I may have overplayed it.
430
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,256
Well, if you want
to take another swing at him,
431
00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,591
I think I'm coming down
with mono.
432
00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,727
Oh. Charlie's already had mono.
433
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,896
Give me a call if you get mumps
or whooping cough.
434
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,131
Will do.
435
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:08,468
* Men.
436
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,876
Oh, Rose.
437
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,890
Oh, God, not another one.
438
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,859
* Men.
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