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Thank you for watching. [cheering] Thank

Thank you for watching. [cheering] Thank
you for coming.

you for coming.

you for coming.
Thank you for joining us here in

Thank you for joining us here in

Thank you for joining us here in
beautiful Hollywood. We're

beautiful Hollywood. We're

beautiful Hollywood. We're
on uh [cheering] what is the Well, thank

on uh [cheering] what is the Well, thank

on uh [cheering] what is the Well, thank
you. I appreciate that.

you. I appreciate that.

you. I appreciate that.
Today, and I don't know if you're aware

Today, and I don't know if you're aware

Today, and I don't know if you're aware
of this, GL, but today is the fifth

of this, GL, but today is the fifth

of this, GL, but today is the fifth
anniversary of uh the events of January

anniversary of uh the events of January

anniversary of uh the events of January
6th. 5 years ago today, after losing

6th. 5 years ago today, after losing

6th. 5 years ago today, after losing
what eventually judges from both sides

what eventually judges from both sides

what eventually judges from both sides
in cities all around the country

in cities all around the country

in cities all around the country
unanimously declared to be a free and

unanimously declared to be a free and

unanimously declared to be a free and
fair election, Donald Trump tried to

fair election, Donald Trump tried to

fair election, Donald Trump tried to
overthrow our government in a pathetic

overthrow our government in a pathetic

overthrow our government in a pathetic
and illegal attempt to stay in the White

and illegal attempt to stay in the White

and illegal attempt to stay in the White
House. There's no other way to put it.

House. There's no other way to put it.

House. There's no other way to put it.
cannot look at the facts objectively and

cannot look at the facts objectively and

cannot look at the facts objectively and
come to any conclusion other than that.

come to any conclusion other than that.

come to any conclusion other than that.
He tried to force the vice president to

He tried to force the vice president to

He tried to force the vice president to
claim voter fraud and refused to certify

claim voter fraud and refused to certify

claim voter fraud and refused to certify
Joe Biden's victory, which even his own

Joe Biden's victory, which even his own

Joe Biden's victory, which even his own
vice president refused to do. And when

vice president refused to do. And when

vice president refused to do. And when
Mike Pence chose the Constitution over

Mike Pence chose the Constitution over

Mike Pence chose the Constitution over
his running mate, Trump got his

his running mate, Trump got his

his running mate, Trump got his
supporters all riled up and sent him to

supporters all riled up and sent him to

supporters all riled up and sent him to
the capital where they staged a violent

the capital where they staged a violent

the capital where they staged a violent
and deadly riot which he enjoyed from

and deadly riot which he enjoyed from

and deadly riot which he enjoyed from
the comfort of his office for hours on

the comfort of his office for hours on

the comfort of his office for hours on
television until someone in his circle

television until someone in his circle

television until someone in his circle
begged and pleaded with him to

begged and pleaded with him to

begged and pleaded with him to
half-heartedly call them off. It was a

half-heartedly call them off. It was a

half-heartedly call them off. It was a
selfish, disgraceful, tyrannical, and

selfish, disgraceful, tyrannical, and

selfish, disgraceful, tyrannical, and
dangerous act. And I think it's

dangerous act. And I think it's

dangerous act. And I think it's
important I think it's very important

important I think it's very important

important I think it's very important
that we do not forget that, that we

that we do not forget that, that we

that we do not forget that, that we
don't give in to this revisionist

don't give in to this revisionist

don't give in to this revisionist
history. Uh five years ago today, we saw

history. Uh five years ago today, we saw

history. Uh five years ago today, we saw
proof live in front of our eyes that the

proof live in front of our eyes that the

proof live in front of our eyes that the
American president is as unamerican as

American president is as unamerican as

American president is as unamerican as
they come. So

they come. So

they come. So
[cheering] I just wanted to [applause]

mention that before I wish you all a

mention that before I wish you all a
happy January 6th.

happy January 6th.

happy January 6th.
>> Happy stormversary everybody. Now, the

>> Happy stormversary everybody. Now, the

>> Happy stormversary everybody. Now, the
reason I mention is because the White

reason I mention is because the White

reason I mention is because the White
House, these whitewashers, launched a

House, these whitewashers, launched a

House, these whitewashers, launched a
page on the official White House website

page on the official White House website

page on the official White House website
claiming Democrats staged the real

claiming Democrats staged the real

claiming Democrats staged the real
insurrection by certifying a fraudridden

insurrection by certifying a fraudridden

insurrection by certifying a fraudridden
election. They actually wrote this and

election. They actually wrote this and

election. They actually wrote this and
they go on to praise Trump for pardoning

they go on to praise Trump for pardoning

they go on to praise Trump for pardoning
all the patriotic trespassers and

all the patriotic trespassers and

all the patriotic trespassers and
peaceful protesters. You know, they

peaceful protesters. You know, they

peaceful protesters. You know, they
commissioned an official plaque to honor

commissioned an official plaque to honor

commissioned an official plaque to honor
the law enforcement officers who

the law enforcement officers who

the law enforcement officers who
defended the capital on January 6th, but

defended the capital on January 6th, but

defended the capital on January 6th, but
Mike Johnson, the squeaker of the house,

Mike Johnson, the squeaker of the house,

Mike Johnson, the squeaker of the house,
refused to hang the plaque. Mike Pence,

refused to hang the plaque. Mike Pence,

refused to hang the plaque. Mike Pence,
they were okay with hanging the plaque.

they were okay with hanging the plaque.

they were okay with hanging the plaque.
No. And not only didn't they put the

No. And not only didn't they put the

No. And not only didn't they put the
plaque up, it is now missing. It's

plaque up, it is now missing. It's

plaque up, it is now missing. It's
nowhere to be found. But don't worry,

nowhere to be found. But don't worry,

nowhere to be found. But don't worry,
the plaques they hung at the White House

the plaques they hung at the White House

the plaques they hung at the White House
calling Obama divisive and Biden crooked

calling Obama divisive and Biden crooked

calling Obama divisive and Biden crooked
Joe, those somehow made it on the wall

Joe, those somehow made it on the wall

Joe, those somehow made it on the wall
very safely. And not only is today the

very safely. And not only is today the

very safely. And not only is today the
anniversary of the insurrection, it's

anniversary of the insurrection, it's

anniversary of the insurrection, it's
also the anniversary of the second

also the anniversary of the second

also the anniversary of the second
biggest mistake Trump ever made. It's

biggest mistake Trump ever made. It's

biggest mistake Trump ever made. It's
Eric's birthday today. Eric Trump on

Eric's birthday today. Eric Trump on

Eric's birthday today. Eric Trump on
this date [applause]

this date [applause]

this date [applause]
42 years ago, Donald and Ivana Trump

42 years ago, Donald and Ivana Trump

42 years ago, Donald and Ivana Trump
brought baby Eric home with strict

brought baby Eric home with strict

brought baby Eric home with strict
instruction to never feed him after

instruction to never feed him after

instruction to never feed him after
midnight or get him wet. And if you're

midnight or get him wet. And if you're

midnight or get him wet. And if you're
wondering whether Daddy Donald posted a

wondering whether Daddy Donald posted a

wondering whether Daddy Donald posted a
birthday message for his son, he did

birthday message for his son, he did

birthday message for his son, he did
not. But he did take time to post his

not. But he did take time to post his

not. But he did take time to post his
Tik Tok stats. Yeah, that's right. The

Tik Tok stats. Yeah, that's right. The

Tik Tok stats. Yeah, that's right. The
president of the United States, a

president of the United States, a

president of the United States, a
79year-old man bragging about how many

79year-old man bragging about how many

79year-old man bragging about how many
social media views he got. That's

social media views he got. That's

social media views he got. That's
normal. I'm sure your grandpa does that,

normal. I'm sure your grandpa does that,

normal. I'm sure your grandpa does that,
right? This morning, Trump was at his

right? This morning, Trump was at his

right? This morning, Trump was at his
newly self-named Kennedy Center where he

newly self-named Kennedy Center where he

newly self-named Kennedy Center where he
delivered a pep talk to Republicans in

delivered a pep talk to Republicans in

delivered a pep talk to Republicans in
the House. It was a closed door meeting,

the House. It was a closed door meeting,

the House. It was a closed door meeting,
which he put on TV. So, I don't know why

which he put on TV. So, I don't know why

which he put on TV. So, I don't know why
they closed the doors, but he covered a

they closed the doors, but he covered a

they closed the doors, but he covered a
variety of important topics, not least

variety of important topics, not least

variety of important topics, not least
of all Melania's distaste for one of his

of all Melania's distaste for one of his

of all Melania's distaste for one of his
signature moves.

signature moves.

signature moves.
>> Put an eighth of an ounce on Then she's

>> Put an eighth of an ounce on Then she's

>> Put an eighth of an ounce on Then she's
going to break the record for her mom

going to break the record for her mom

going to break the record for her mom
who's sitting in the front with her

who's sitting in the front with her

who's sitting in the front with her
father. I'm going to break her dead. My

father. I'm going to break her dead. My

father. I'm going to break her dead. My
wife, by the way, my wife hates when I

wife, by the way, my wife hates when I

wife, by the way, my wife hates when I
do this. She hates when I dance. I said,

do this. She hates when I dance. I said,

do this. She hates when I dance. I said,
"Everybody wants me to dance." Darling,

"Everybody wants me to dance." Darling,

"Everybody wants me to dance." Darling,
it's not presidential. Could you imagine

it's not presidential. Could you imagine

it's not presidential. Could you imagine
FDR dancing? She said that to me.

Now, for those who, like Melania, are

Now, for those who, like Melania, are
not students of American history, FDR

not students of American history, FDR

not students of American history, FDR
was in a wheelchair.

was in a wheelchair.

was in a wheelchair.
He had polio and he was paralyzed from

He had polio and he was paralyzed from

He had polio and he was paralyzed from
the waist down, which means he didn't

the waist down, which means he didn't

the waist down, which means he didn't
dance much. But, nice work throwing your

dance much. But, nice work throwing your

dance much. But, nice work throwing your
wife under the bus on that one. I mean,

wife under the bus on that one. I mean,

wife under the bus on that one. I mean,
[applause] I do love learning. I have to

[applause] I do love learning. I have to

[applause] I do love learning. I have to
say, I appreciate the insight.

say, I appreciate the insight.

say, I appreciate the insight.
[applause] I love learning that Melania

[applause] I love learning that Melania

[applause] I love learning that Melania
hates it when he dances. I not just

hates it when he dances. I not just

hates it when he dances. I not just
dances, by the way. She hates it when he

dances, by the way. She hates it when he

dances, by the way. She hates it when he
moves.

moves.

moves.
So, the tantrum of the opera went on for

So, the tantrum of the opera went on for

So, the tantrum of the opera went on for
84 minutes this morning. For your

84 minutes this morning. For your

84 minutes this morning. For your
sanity, we've whittleled that down. And

sanity, we've whittleled that down. And

sanity, we've whittleled that down. And
here are today's real moments in

here are today's real moments in

here are today's real moments in
President.

A friend of mine who's really smart

A friend of mine who's really smart
said, "You know, you've got to be the

said, "You know, you've got to be the

said, "You know, you've got to be the
most honest guy in history. I want this

most honest guy in history. I want this

most honest guy in history. I want this
sign making. The guy is great. The

sign making. The guy is great. The

sign making. The guy is great. The
yellow is a beautiful shade of yellow.

yellow is a beautiful shade of yellow.

yellow is a beautiful shade of yellow.
The fat drug doesn't work on you. Why

The fat drug doesn't work on you. Why

The fat drug doesn't work on you. Why
are you even taking it?" I have a little

are you even taking it?" I have a little

are you even taking it?" I have a little
tiny fish this big. Bring your kids in.

tiny fish this big. Bring your kids in.

tiny fish this big. Bring your kids in.
We're going to change the sex of your

We're going to change the sex of your

We're going to change the sex of your
child. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Sir, are you

child. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Sir, are you

child. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Sir, are you
okay, sir? Could you call up? Yes. I

okay, sir? Could you call up? Yes. I

okay, sir? Could you call up? Yes. I
love this dog so much. Donald, uh, no,

love this dog so much. Donald, uh, no,

love this dog so much. Donald, uh, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

The answer is no. No, no. P. Oh, yeah.

The answer is no. No, no. P. Oh, yeah.
What? Whoa. Ah. Boom. Ping bing bing.

What? Whoa. Ah. Boom. Ping bing bing.

What? Whoa. Ah. Boom. Ping bing bing.
Defense. Oh my bing.

Defense. Oh my bing.

Defense. Oh my bing.
[gasps] Yeah. And [clears throat]

[gasps] Yeah. And [clears throat]

[gasps] Yeah. And [clears throat]
[laughter]

I wish you could uh explain to me what

I wish you could uh explain to me what
the hell's going on.

Oh, don't dance. Donald, [applause]

Oh, don't dance. Donald, [applause]
I feel like [cheering]

I feel like [cheering]

I feel like [cheering]
I feel like even he knows what he's

I feel like even he knows what he's

I feel like even he knows what he's
saying is nuts cuz just about every time

saying is nuts cuz just about every time

saying is nuts cuz just about every time
he goes off on these tangents, he makes

he goes off on these tangents, he makes

he goes off on these tangents, he makes
he then makes it clear that he isn't

he then makes it clear that he isn't

he then makes it clear that he isn't
actually scatterbrained. It's just a

actually scatterbrained. It's just a

actually scatterbrained. It's just a
weave. So, let me just finish up because

weave. So, let me just finish up because

weave. So, let me just finish up because
you know I weave. I love to weave. If

you know I weave. I love to weave. If

you know I weave. I love to weave. If
you ever weave and don't come back to

you ever weave and don't come back to

you ever weave and don't come back to
the point, then that's a problem. Then

the point, then that's a problem. Then

the point, then that's a problem. Then
you say, "But when you weave and you go

you say, "But when you weave and you go

you say, "But when you weave and you go
here and boom, boom, boom, always coming

here and boom, boom, boom, always coming

here and boom, boom, boom, always coming
back." Then you're in good shape.

back." Then you're in good shape.

back." Then you're in good shape.
>> That's right. And no one is in better

>> That's right. And no one is in better

>> That's right. And no one is in better
shape than than he is.

shape than than he is.

shape than than he is.
Congress is back in session. The first

Congress is back in session. The first

Congress is back in session. The first
order of business for Congress is to try

order of business for Congress is to try

order of business for Congress is to try
to avoid another government shutdown at

to avoid another government shutdown at

to avoid another government shutdown at
the end of this month. How are we

the end of this month. How are we

the end of this month. How are we
already looking at another possible

already looking at another possible

already looking at another possible
shutdown? The last one ended in

shutdown? The last one ended in

shutdown? The last one ended in
November. Our government is running like

November. Our government is running like

November. Our government is running like
the ice cream machine at McDonald's.

the ice cream machine at McDonald's.

the ice cream machine at McDonald's.
It's they've got a lot on their plate,

It's they've got a lot on their plate,

It's they've got a lot on their plate,
uh, including that little Jeffrey

uh, including that little Jeffrey

uh, including that little Jeffrey
Epstein problem. So far, the Justice

Epstein problem. So far, the Justice

Epstein problem. So far, the Justice
Department has released 12,000 files,

Department has released 12,000 files,

Department has released 12,000 files,
which sounds like a lot of files until

which sounds like a lot of files until

which sounds like a lot of files until
you realize there are 2 million more.

you realize there are 2 million more.

you realize there are 2 million more.
They are only6%

They are only6%

They are only6%
of the way there. If these files were

of the way there. If these files were

of the way there. If these files were
Harry Potter books, we're not even at

Harry Potter books, we're not even at

Harry Potter books, we're not even at
Hogwarts yet. We're still in the

Hogwarts yet. We're still in the

Hogwarts yet. We're still in the
station. A lot of people who were

station. A lot of people who were

station. A lot of people who were
appointed by Trump seem to be forgetting

appointed by Trump seem to be forgetting

appointed by Trump seem to be forgetting
that the Justice Department was mandated

that the Justice Department was mandated

that the Justice Department was mandated
by law to release all the files by

by law to release all the files by

by law to release all the files by
December 19th and they just didn't.

December 19th and they just didn't.

December 19th and they just didn't.
According to the Deputy Attorney

According to the Deputy Attorney

According to the Deputy Attorney
General, Todd Blanch, now this is the

General, Todd Blanch, now this is the

General, Todd Blanch, now this is the
guy who moved Gelain Maxwell into a

guy who moved Gelain Maxwell into a

guy who moved Gelain Maxwell into a
country club prison. So, you know, he

country club prison. So, you know, he

country club prison. So, you know, he
cares about the victims. He says the

cares about the victims. He says the

cares about the victims. He says the
reason for the delay is because the

reason for the delay is because the

reason for the delay is because the
Justice Department is trying to protect

Justice Department is trying to protect

Justice Department is trying to protect
sensitive information about the victims.

sensitive information about the victims.

sensitive information about the victims.
Um, like his boss, who's the real victim

Um, like his boss, who's the real victim

Um, like his boss, who's the real victim
of this, honestly. And then we have

of this, honestly. And then we have

of this, honestly. And then we have
something to distract us from all that.

something to distract us from all that.

something to distract us from all that.
And that is the gift the president gave

And that is the gift the president gave

And that is the gift the president gave
himself for Christmas this year.

himself for Christmas this year.

himself for Christmas this year.
Venezuela, the military operation to

Venezuela, the military operation to

Venezuela, the military operation to
kidnap the president of Venezuela and

kidnap the president of Venezuela and

kidnap the president of Venezuela and
his wife went off without a hitch. But

his wife went off without a hitch. But

his wife went off without a hitch. But
nobody knows what's going to happen

nobody knows what's going to happen

nobody knows what's going to happen
next, including Donald Trump, who is

next, including Donald Trump, who is

next, including Donald Trump, who is
definitely making all this up as he goes

definitely making all this up as he goes

definitely making all this up as he goes
along. Trump did not get approval from

along. Trump did not get approval from

along. Trump did not get approval from
Congress on this, which he is supposed

Congress on this, which he is supposed

Congress on this, which he is supposed
to do. And so now his castrated

to do. And so now his castrated

to do. And so now his castrated
companions in Magaland like Senator Mark

companions in Magaland like Senator Mark

companions in Magaland like Senator Mark
Wayne Mullen of Oklahoma are working

Wayne Mullen of Oklahoma are working

Wayne Mullen of Oklahoma are working
overtime to explain this and cheer him

overtime to explain this and cheer him

overtime to explain this and cheer him
on. The

on. The

on. The
>> what President Trump did is have a

>> what President Trump did is have a

>> what President Trump did is have a
backbone. It's the first time we've had

backbone. It's the first time we've had

backbone. It's the first time we've had
a real backbone to the Western

a real backbone to the Western

a real backbone to the Western
Hemisphere since 1989 when we got rid of

Hemisphere since 1989 when we got rid of

Hemisphere since 1989 when we got rid of
Nurgo or not Norgo. Uh what's the word

Nurgo or not Norgo. Uh what's the word

Nurgo or not Norgo. Uh what's the word
I'm looking for there? Uh

I'm looking for there? Uh

I'm looking for there? Uh
>> yeah. Well, in in Panama and uh when we

>> yeah. Well, in in Panama and uh when we

>> yeah. Well, in in Panama and uh when we
when we oulisted uh Noriega, that's what

when we oulisted uh Noriega, that's what

when we oulisted uh Noriega, that's what
it is. Noriega.

it is. Noriega.

it is. Noriega.
>> That's right. That there you go. You got

>> That's right. That there you go. You got

>> That's right. That there you go. You got
it. Where in the world is Carmen

it. Where in the world is Carmen

it. Where in the world is Carmen
Noriego? Surprisingly, you know, most

Noriego? Surprisingly, you know, most

Noriego? Surprisingly, you know, most
guys named Mark Wayne are very

guys named Mark Wayne are very

guys named Mark Wayne are very
intelligent. So I Today we learned

intelligent. So I Today we learned

intelligent. So I Today we learned
Trump's legion of dumb is once again

Trump's legion of dumb is once again

Trump's legion of dumb is once again
gunning for Greenland. The White House

gunning for Greenland. The White House

gunning for Greenland. The White House
is reported to be looking at a range of

is reported to be looking at a range of

is reported to be looking at a range of
options to acquire Greenland, including

options to acquire Greenland, including

options to acquire Greenland, including
the use of military force, which is a

the use of military force, which is a

the use of military force, which is a
notion that Trump hench monster Steven

notion that Trump hench monster Steven

notion that Trump hench monster Steven
Miller says isn't even worth discussing.

Miller says isn't even worth discussing.

Miller says isn't even worth discussing.
The United States should have Greenland

The United States should have Greenland

The United States should have Greenland
as part of the United States. There's no

as part of the United States. There's no

as part of the United States. There's no
need to even think or talk about this in

need to even think or talk about this in

need to even think or talk about this in
the context that you're asking of a

the context that you're asking of a

the context that you're asking of a
military operation. Nobody's going to

military operation. Nobody's going to

military operation. Nobody's going to
fight the United States militarily over

fight the United States militarily over

fight the United States militarily over
the future of Greenland. Do you think he

the future of Greenland. Do you think he

the future of Greenland. Do you think he
practices that voice in the mirror? It's

practices that voice in the mirror? It's

practices that voice in the mirror? It's
I mean it's like he invented his own

I mean it's like he invented his own

I mean it's like he invented his own
language. The United States should have

language. The United States should have

language. The United States should have
Greenland as part of the United States.

Greenland as part of the United States.

Greenland as part of the United States.
It's the man is from Santa Monica, not

It's the man is from Santa Monica, not

It's the man is from Santa Monica, not
Transennsylvania.

Transennsylvania.

Transennsylvania.
This Steven Miller [applause] I this was

This Steven Miller [applause] I this was

This Steven Miller [applause] I this was
some interview with Jake Tapper.

some interview with Jake Tapper.

some interview with Jake Tapper.
Listen to what he does. He uses this

Listen to what he does. He uses this

Listen to what he does. He uses this
technique. Uh he he might be the worst

technique. Uh he he might be the worst

technique. Uh he he might be the worst
one of them all. Think about this. Jake

one of them all. Think about this. Jake

one of them all. Think about this. Jake
Jake.

Jake.

Jake.
This is such an important point. Jake.

This is such an important point. Jake.

This is such an important point. Jake.
Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake.

Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake.

Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake. Jake.
Jake. Jake. You love doing that smarmy

Jake. Jake. You love doing that smarmy

Jake. Jake. You love doing that smarmy
thing. Jake.

thing. Jake.

thing. Jake.
>> Yes. Jake is the smarmy one. Not you at

>> Yes. Jake is the smarmy one. Not you at

>> Yes. Jake is the smarmy one. Not you at
all. You're cool.

all. You're cool.

all. You're cool.
>> Stephen Miller is said to be in line for

>> Stephen Miller is said to be in line for

>> Stephen Miller is said to be in line for
a top role in Venezuela. But as far as

a top role in Venezuela. But as far as

a top role in Venezuela. But as far as
which Venezuelan will run the country,

which Venezuelan will run the country,

which Venezuelan will run the country,
that's tricky and also hilarious. You

that's tricky and also hilarious. You

that's tricky and also hilarious. You
know, this woman, Maria Machado, is the

know, this woman, Maria Machado, is the

know, this woman, Maria Machado, is the
Venezuelan opposition leader. She won

Venezuelan opposition leader. She won

Venezuelan opposition leader. She won
the Nobel Peace Prize, but Trump said

the Nobel Peace Prize, but Trump said

the Nobel Peace Prize, but Trump said
she's a nice lady, but she doesn't have

she's a nice lady, but she doesn't have

she's a nice lady, but she doesn't have
the respect to run the country. Two

the respect to run the country. Two

the respect to run the country. Two
sources close to the White House told

sources close to the White House told

sources close to the White House told
the Washington Post the real reason he

the Washington Post the real reason he

the Washington Post the real reason he
doesn't support her is because she

doesn't support her is because she

doesn't support her is because she
didn't give him her Nobel Prize.

didn't give him her Nobel Prize.

didn't give him her Nobel Prize.
According to the source, if she had

According to the source, if she had

According to the source, if she had
turned it down and said, "I can't accept

turned it down and said, "I can't accept

turned it down and said, "I can't accept
it because it's Donald Trump's. She

it because it's Donald Trump's. She

it because it's Donald Trump's. She
would be the president of Venezuela

would be the president of Venezuela

would be the president of Venezuela
today." So, how did she react to that?

today." So, how did she react to that?

today." So, how did she react to that?
Why, she went straight to Hannity to

Why, she went straight to Hannity to

Why, she went straight to Hannity to
offer it up. Did you at any point offer

offer it up. Did you at any point offer

offer it up. Did you at any point offer
to give him the Nobel Peace Prize? Did

to give him the Nobel Peace Prize? Did

to give him the Nobel Peace Prize? Did
that actually happen? I had read that

that actually happen? I had read that

that actually happen? I had read that
somewhere. I wasn't sure if it was true.

somewhere. I wasn't sure if it was true.

somewhere. I wasn't sure if it was true.
>> Well, it it hasn't happened yet, but I

>> Well, it it hasn't happened yet, but I

>> Well, it it hasn't happened yet, but I
[snorts] certainly would uh love to to

[snorts] certainly would uh love to to

[snorts] certainly would uh love to to
be able to personally tell him that uh

be able to personally tell him that uh

be able to personally tell him that uh
we believe the Venezuelan people because

we believe the Venezuelan people because

we believe the Venezuelan people because
this is a prize of the Venezuelan people

this is a prize of the Venezuelan people

this is a prize of the Venezuelan people
certainly want to to give it to him and

certainly want to to give it to him and

certainly want to to give it to him and
share it with him.

share it with him.

share it with him.
>> Share it. He doesn't share. It is

>> Share it. He doesn't share. It is

>> Share it. He doesn't share. It is
sharing. You know, sharing is caring,

sharing. You know, sharing is caring,

sharing. You know, sharing is caring,
and he doesn't do that either. Those are

and he doesn't do that either. Those are

and he doesn't do that either. Those are
not his things. What an idea this is.

not his things. What an idea this is.

not his things. What an idea this is.
You can't just You can't give someone

You can't just You can't give someone

You can't just You can't give someone
your Nobel Prize. You can't, as far as I

your Nobel Prize. You can't, as far as I

your Nobel Prize. You can't, as far as I
know, they're non-transferable. You

know, they're non-transferable. You

know, they're non-transferable. You
cannot regift them. And can we please

cannot regift them. And can we please

cannot regift them. And can we please
stop with this idea that Trump lost the

stop with this idea that Trump lost the

stop with this idea that Trump lost the
Nobel Prize. This is like saying, "I

Nobel Prize. This is like saying, "I

Nobel Prize. This is like saying, "I
lost the cover of the Sports Illustrated

lost the cover of the Sports Illustrated

lost the cover of the Sports Illustrated
swimsuit issue." [laughter]

swimsuit issue." [laughter]

swimsuit issue." [laughter]
Okay, let me explain it. If Jay-Z gives

Okay, let me explain it. If Jay-Z gives

Okay, let me explain it. If Jay-Z gives
you his wedding ring, it doesn't make

you his wedding ring, it doesn't make

you his wedding ring, it doesn't make
you married to Beyonce.

you married to Beyonce.

you married to Beyonce.
Not only is Trump's ego bruised, his

Not only is Trump's ego bruised, his

Not only is Trump's ego bruised, his
tiny little hands are bruised, too. I

tiny little hands are bruised, too. I

tiny little hands are bruised, too. I
don't know if you've seen this. The

don't know if you've seen this. The

don't know if you've seen this. The
White House claims that he's black and

White House claims that he's black and

White House claims that he's black and
blue because he shakes too many hands.

blue because he shakes too many hands.

blue because he shakes too many hands.
So, Trump told the Wall Street Journal

So, Trump told the Wall Street Journal

So, Trump told the Wall Street Journal
that he bruises easily because he takes

that he bruises easily because he takes

that he bruises easily because he takes
a lot of aspirin. He claims he's been

a lot of aspirin. He claims he's been

a lot of aspirin. He claims he's been
taking four times the recommended dosage

taking four times the recommended dosage

taking four times the recommended dosage
of aspirin every day for the past 25

of aspirin every day for the past 25

of aspirin every day for the past 25
years. At this point, his blood is even

years. At this point, his blood is even

years. At this point, his blood is even
thinner than his skin. He wants it to be

thinner than his skin. He wants it to be

thinner than his skin. He wants it to be
thin. He wants his blood he likes his

thin. He wants his blood he likes his

thin. He wants his blood he likes his
blood thin and his ankles thick. It's

blood thin and his ankles thick. It's

blood thin and his ankles thick. It's
how he like rolls. This was a doozy of

how he like rolls. This was a doozy of

how he like rolls. This was a doozy of
an interview, by the way. It's very

an interview, by the way. It's very

an interview, by the way. It's very
personal. The president revealed that he

personal. The president revealed that he

personal. The president revealed that he
tried compression socks and didn't like

tried compression socks and didn't like

tried compression socks and didn't like
them. Compression socks help the blood

them. Compression socks help the blood

them. Compression socks help the blood
reach the brain. Otherwise, it just

reach the brain. Otherwise, it just

reach the brain. Otherwise, it just
pools around the ankles. He Trump is

pools around the ankles. He Trump is

pools around the ankles. He Trump is
like a human tube of toothpaste at this

like a human tube of toothpaste at this

like a human tube of toothpaste at this
point. You got to squeeze them in the

point. You got to squeeze them in the

point. You got to squeeze them in the
right. He's like a balloon animal.

right. He's like a balloon animal.

right. He's like a balloon animal.
Man, would I like to watch him try to

Man, would I like to watch him try to

Man, would I like to watch him try to
put on socks. you. I just want after all

put on socks. you. I just want after all

put on socks. you. I just want after all
this man has put us through, I just want

this man has put us through, I just want

this man has put us through, I just want
one video of him putting on socks. Would

one video of him putting on socks. Would

one video of him putting on socks. Would
that [applause and cheering] be too much

that [applause and cheering] be too much

that [applause and cheering] be too much
to ask?

to ask?

to ask?
And

And

And
as [cheering] for that, you know that

as [cheering] for that, you know that

as [cheering] for that, you know that
MRI Trump claimed to have ACE. He now

MRI Trump claimed to have ACE. He now

MRI Trump claimed to have ACE. He now
says it was a CT scan. It wasn't an MRI.

says it was a CT scan. It wasn't an MRI.

says it was a CT scan. It wasn't an MRI.
And he's in perfect health. Every time

And he's in perfect health. Every time

And he's in perfect health. Every time
he says he's in perfect health, JD Vance

he says he's in perfect health, JD Vance

he says he's in perfect health, JD Vance
starts picking out furniture for the

starts picking out furniture for the

starts picking out furniture for the
Oval Office. And let me boy does that

Oval Office. And let me boy does that

Oval Office. And let me boy does that
get him sexed up. It does. Trump might

get him sexed up. It does. Trump might

get him sexed up. It does. Trump might
be the only one in perfect health. We

be the only one in perfect health. We

be the only one in perfect health. We
are currently in the midst of the worst

are currently in the midst of the worst

are currently in the midst of the worst
flu season in decades. Experts say 11

flu season in decades. Experts say 11

flu season in decades. Experts say 11
million people had the flu over the

million people had the flu over the

million people had the flu over the
holidays and all of them are on your

holidays and all of them are on your

holidays and all of them are on your
return flight home. So under the

return flight home. So under the

return flight home. So under the
guidance of our secretary of brainworms,

guidance of our secretary of brainworms,

guidance of our secretary of brainworms,
the CDC is reducing the number of

the CDC is reducing the number of

the CDC is reducing the number of
vaccines recommended for children. They

vaccines recommended for children. They

vaccines recommended for children. They
are dialing the recommendations down

are dialing the recommendations down

are dialing the recommendations down
from 17 to 11 vaccines. President Trump

from 17 to 11 vaccines. President Trump

from 17 to 11 vaccines. President Trump
weighed in on this. He wrote, "Parents

weighed in on this. He wrote, "Parents

weighed in on this. He wrote, "Parents
can still choose to give their children

can still choose to give their children

can still choose to give their children
all their vaccinations if they wish and

all their vaccinations if they wish and

all their vaccinations if they wish and
they will still be covered by

they will still be covered by

they will still be covered by
insurance." And then he went back to

insurance." And then he went back to

insurance." And then he went back to
working with Congress to make sure no

working with Congress to make sure no

working with Congress to make sure no
one has insurance. But you can trust

one has insurance. But you can trust

one has insurance. But you can trust
Trump on this. He posted another rant

Trump on this. He posted another rant

Trump on this. He posted another rant
about not taking Tylenol. Once again,

about not taking Tylenol. Once again,

about not taking Tylenol. Once again,
misspelling the word hepatitis.

misspelling the word hepatitis.

misspelling the word hepatitis.
Hepatitis is the new It will now be

Hepatitis is the new It will now be

Hepatitis is the new It will now be
referred to as hepatitis,

referred to as hepatitis,

referred to as hepatitis,
as in show me your hepatitis, ladies.

as in show me your hepatitis, ladies.

as in show me your hepatitis, ladies.
So, if you're following Trump's health

So, if you're following Trump's health

So, if you're following Trump's health
guidelines, [applause]

guidelines, [applause]

guidelines, [applause]
don't get all the vaccines. Definitely

don't get all the vaccines. Definitely

don't get all the vaccines. Definitely
don't get them all at once. Don't take

don't get them all at once. Don't take

don't get them all at once. Don't take
Tylenol, but do take more than the

Tylenol, but do take more than the

Tylenol, but do take more than the
recommended amount of aspirin, and do

recommended amount of aspirin, and do

recommended amount of aspirin, and do
slather your hands with makeup to cover

slather your hands with makeup to cover

slather your hands with makeup to cover
the bruises, and do take a cognitive

the bruises, and do take a cognitive

the bruises, and do take a cognitive
exam every few months just for the hell

exam every few months just for the hell

exam every few months just for the hell
of it. During this closed door meeting

of it. During this closed door meeting

of it. During this closed door meeting
he had in the with the Republicans in

he had in the with the Republicans in

he had in the with the Republicans in
the House today, he had he's just I

the House today, he had he's just I

the House today, he had he's just I
don't know why I'm still surprised, but

don't know why I'm still surprised, but

don't know why I'm still surprised, but
Trump's had the absolute audacity to say

Trump's had the absolute audacity to say

Trump's had the absolute audacity to say
this. When I travel, I make a lot of

this. When I travel, I make a lot of

this. When I travel, I make a lot of
money for the country. Not for me. For

money for the country. Not for me. For

money for the country. Not for me. For
me, I don't make I don't care. It's I

me, I don't make I don't care. It's I

me, I don't make I don't care. It's I
have a much higher purpose. I have

have a much higher purpose. I have

have a much higher purpose. I have
plenty of money. I don't need money. I

plenty of money. I don't need money. I

plenty of money. I don't need money. I
don't want money.

don't want money.

don't want money.
>> It's true. All a man wants is peace in

>> It's true. All a man wants is peace in

>> It's true. All a man wants is peace in
the world. He's not in it for the money.

the world. He's not in it for the money.

the world. He's not in it for the money.
I mean, does this look like a guy who's

I mean, does this look like a guy who's

I mean, does this look like a guy who's
in it for money?

in it for money?

in it for money?
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