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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,199 - Oh, look, Gogglebox is on. - TV: - Hungry for tea, Nutty? 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:06,959 In the week that started with a Monday 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:11,559 and ended with a Sunday, we enjoyed some new strange telly. 4 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:13,440 Dave. Come on. 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,559 - Good boy. - There he goes. 6 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,199 Good boy. 7 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,519 - What we watching, then? - Probably some shit. 8 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,760 Probably some shit. 9 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,079 - Never heard of it. - No. Never heard of it. 10 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:27,320 Told ya. 11 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:31,039 Oh, not this bloody show again. I quite like it. 12 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:35,919 We meet grieving Chi, whose auntie's just died. 13 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,839 But at least she still gets to have a natter 14 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,439 with her dead parents. Aww! 15 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,199 - What's this, then, Nutty? - I don't know, Nutty. 16 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,959 It's very depressing, however. 17 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,319 I saw a ghost once, in the bath, washing me back. 18 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,520 - You what? When was that? - Don't know. 19 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:55,799 - Was it naked? - Don't know. See-through. 20 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:59,519 Later she decides to take on therapy. 21 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,199 - Wait. Are we on Gogglebox? - Hold on. 22 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:05,159 - Are they watching us? - OK, now I'm confused. 23 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,399 - Are we watching them watch us? - I don't know. 24 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,719 I don't get it. Have you put something in our coffee, Lee? 25 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:14,239 I haven't touched your coffee, you daft woman! 26 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,599 - That's not us. - It is. - It's not. Oh, it is! 27 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,599 Yeah. Have a look. When did we do that? 28 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,439 - When did we do that? - I don't know. 29 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:24,600 Are we watching them watching us? 30 00:01:24,601 --> 00:01:28,079 - Is that us? - What are we doing on the telly? 31 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:30,519 Wait, is this live? Look, there's a dog. 32 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,799 - Oh, yeah. - Wait, who was that? - Did you just...? 33 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,319 - Dave, did you just talk? - Dave, did you just...? 34 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:37,839 Wait, say something else. 35 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,519 - Say something. - Say something else. 36 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:41,600 Talk to us. 37 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,519 - Nothing. - Oh. 38 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,639 - In another scene... - Never mind. 39 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,159 ..Ruth gets cosy with Dave... 40 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,759 - BOTH: - Ooh! - Romance. 41 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:54,399 - Turn it off. - Look at him. He's a right shagger. 42 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,959 - Turn it off! - Not as much as you! 43 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:58,839 - Ah! - Bastard! 44 00:01:58,840 --> 00:01:59,920 You bastard! 45 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,039 ..Dave is overcome with guilt. 46 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,360 Oh, God! What have I done?! 47 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:12,039 Don't even...look at me! God! 48 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,919 Wait, Dad. Don't go. 49 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,239 I want to know what it's like. 50 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:19,160 - It's kicking off, innit? - See what they've done? 51 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:22,040 SIGHS 52 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,079 Is she thick or what? 53 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:31,119 Don't say that. No, she's not thick. She's just blind. 54 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,079 She's not bloody blind. She's thick! 55 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,479 I wonder what on earth is wrong with her, Mary. 56 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,559 I think she just needs to grow up, Nutty. 57 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:40,719 - She needs to grow up. - I know. - You need to grow up. 58 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,399 I've been saying it for ages. She needs to grow up. 59 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,519 - Grow up, Nutty. - What, me, Nutty? Or you, Nutty? 60 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,919 - Or her, Nutty? - She needs to grow up. - She needs to grow up. 61 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,319 - You need to grow up. - You need to grow up. 62 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,079 She just needs to grow up. 63 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,199 Why are the Goggle buggers telling me to grow up? 64 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,520 # A perfect world... # 65 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:00,800 I need to grow up now. 66 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,839 So... 67 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,640 ..you're going to have to die. 68 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,840 - WHISPERS: - Be quiet. Make sure she doesn't see you. 69 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,200 Have we forgotten anything? 70 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,999 - I'm nervous. - Yeah, I am... I am a bit scared. 71 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,959 I mean, what if there's nothing out there? 72 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,479 - W-W-What if we just end? - We don't know. 73 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,359 Because ghosts, they haunt houses. 74 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:28,719 - They don't haunt outside. - We don't know, Terry. We don't know! 75 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:32,240 - Well, you...you go first. - No, we go together like we planned. 76 00:03:32,581 --> 00:03:35,039 Ooh, I forgot my charger! 77 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,959 - WHISPERS: - No, I packed it. Will you lower your voice? 78 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,559 Look, are you sure we're doing the right thing? 79 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:44,159 - This isn't living, Terry. - Well, of course it's not living. 80 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:47,480 - We're dead. - I need to leave this house. 81 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,279 Even if it kills us properly this time. 82 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,919 Can I tempt you to stay a bit longer with a bit of brat? 83 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,960 Hmm? 84 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,800 - Why are you wearing all those coats? - Um... 85 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:05,479 Can you... See if there was... It was cold outside. 86 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,559 - But you're inside. - Which is... - We... 87 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:12,200 - We were going to pop out for a bit. - What's going on here? 88 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,239 But, yeah, it's fine. If you do go out, 89 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,159 just remember, it is fucking freezing out there. 90 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,679 - It's like Iceland. - Ooh, someone's doing well. 91 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:24,119 - Learning about new countries. - She's talking about the supermarket. 92 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,759 Yeah. You know, as soon as I said it, I realised. 93 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:29,439 Please, Chi, please grow up. I am begging you. 94 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,240 KNOCK ON DOOR 95 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:32,239 Oh, gosh! Someone's coming. 96 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,079 Where are you going? Where are you...? 97 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:37,210 See, this is why no-one believes me when I say that I can see you. 98 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,599 - How's Dave? Have you seen him? - No. Why? 99 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:42,719 Oh, no reason. 100 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,479 I definitely didn't sleep with him. 101 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,319 I thought I was coming to you today. 102 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:51,479 Urgh... I might have slept with him a little, 103 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:53,519 a little bit but, you know, 104 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:57,559 sent him off into a downward spiral of regret, 105 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,199 - like Karen. - Oh, yeah, he did, 106 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,279 he did say you did something terrible together, 107 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:04,399 but I just assumed you'd gone to Margate. 108 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,639 I think I might have triggered him, actually. 109 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,799 I just don't want the NHS to find out. 110 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:13,039 They... They'll strike me off. 111 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,759 Harold Shipman. 112 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,280 - Yeah. Are you OK? - Yes! 113 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:22,159 This is your last free session, actually. 114 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:24,679 So I should ask you, how are you, 115 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,839 and are you still seeing your dead parents? 116 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,599 Well, you just missed them, actually. 117 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,559 I mean, you just haven't taken any 118 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,550 of my therapy on board at all, have you? 119 00:05:33,551 --> 00:05:36,839 I think we should focus on something big, OK? 120 00:05:36,840 --> 00:05:39,599 - Really make it count. - Yeah. 121 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:44,880 You know, I think what we should do is...we should... 122 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:48,960 Yeah. 123 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:56,079 - Have you got any ideas? - Trick or treating? 124 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:57,159 That's what I would go and do 125 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,199 because it's my happiest memory of my parents. 126 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,400 - I've had an amazing idea. - Oh! What? 127 00:06:01,401 --> 00:06:04,879 - I'm taking you trick or treating. - CHI GASPS 128 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,519 You're hanging on to your childhood. 129 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:09,239 The grief is preventing you from growing up. 130 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:12,999 It's stopping you from maturing and becoming an independent adult. 131 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,959 Sorry, I don't understand it when you talk all Shakespearean. 132 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,559 - You're a toddler with pubes. - Oh, OK. 133 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:19,880 That makes sense, yeah. 134 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,679 - Trick or treat. - No, thanks. - Can you... 135 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,399 - Can you just give her something, please? - No, it's not Halloween. 136 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,080 DOOR SLAMS 137 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:36,719 - Oh, look, here they are. - Oh, God! You invited them? 138 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:39,119 - What did you invite them for? - Because I didn't want to walk. 139 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:43,159 Look at us. All grown up. I'm a...I'm a bank robber. 140 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:45,279 Come to steal your childhood and, uh... 141 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:46,360 Yeah. 142 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:51,599 - Dad, it's Ruth. - Yeah, yeah, I know who she is. 143 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,959 Um...and I can see... 144 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,799 I know her well, and I can see all of her there. 145 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:59,479 I can see her there so... Shall we just go trick or treating? 146 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:03,799 - Shall we? Shall we? - Yeah. I know, let's go trick or treating. Yeah? 147 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,810 - Yeah, let's go trick or treating, yeah. - Yeah, definitely. 148 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:12,439 - Yes! - Yeah? - Yeah. Yeah. 149 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,519 - Well... - Yeah, yeah, fine. - Yes. 150 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,239 - Yeah. Yeah. - Right. Well, we've done here, 151 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:19,490 - so shall we just get in the van? - Yeah, let's... - Yeah, definitely. 152 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:22,920 Where to? 153 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,920 - Stop here. - What? 154 00:07:26,491 --> 00:07:30,159 Wow. Stu, look. It's the Addams Family. 155 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:33,159 - We're not the Addams Family! - I'm Ricky Gervais 156 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:35,199 from the Golden Globe show. 157 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:38,519 And I'm an interpretation of what blindness looks like. 158 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:41,599 - I'm Dave. - He has IBS. 159 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,919 MUSIC: Paranoid by Black Sabbath 160 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,879 Please stop here. 161 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:49,280 - Trick or treat. - It's the wrong day. - I'm Ricky Gervais. 162 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:54,519 Right. I need to go home, lay down and look at pictures of Karen. 163 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:57,519 - Not in a pervy way. - Before we leave, can we stop at my lawyer's place? 164 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,879 - Because he'll be so pleased to know I've grown up. - Yeah, definitely. 165 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:04,119 - Right. But can we make that the last one? - Yeah. 166 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:07,040 - OK. - We'll just do a few more on the way, though. 167 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,639 I can't take much more of this. 168 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:15,410 I think my lawyer's going to be really excited to see us. 169 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,679 Trick or tr... 170 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:23,839 - What's this? - Who are you? 171 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,679 HE LAUGHS 172 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:29,360 - Very good. Addams Family, yes? - Oh! We're not the Addams Family. 173 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,719 - Is my lawyer here? - Yeah. 174 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,639 - Come in for photo? - Absolutely, yeah. - Please. Where do you want us? 175 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:38,560 - Do we have to? - I... Come on. 176 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:43,719 - I thought this was Adam's house. - Adam! Bring camera. 177 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:46,919 - Addams Family here. - Dad, I've put all your pills in daily order. 178 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,410 - Remember, T is for Tuesday, yeah? Not for tomorrow. - Oh, there he is! 179 00:08:50,411 --> 00:08:54,919 - What the hell are you all doing here? - Adam, language. 180 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,399 - All right, Adam, mate? - This your friends? 181 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,919 No, no. No, no, no, no. Like, you... This can't be happening. 182 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:04,719 - You have to leave. - So lovely to meet Adam's family finally. 183 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,800 No, you Addams Family. 184 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,679 No, you're Adam's family. 185 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,319 No, you Addams Family. 186 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:17,239 - No, you're Adam's family. - You're both right, yeah. 187 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:19,439 No. # Duh-duh-duh-duh! # 188 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:20,719 Oh, God! 189 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:25,919 For the last time, WE are not the Addams Family, 190 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,040 you stupid old fucker! 191 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,799 - Potato, potato. Please come. - Well, not after that. 192 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,999 Don't invite them in after that. Don't follow him. 193 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,119 You for coffee or cup Yorkshire tea? 194 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:39,319 - He's not having tea either. - Yes, please. - Sugar? 195 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:40,839 Don't offer them any drinks. 196 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,999 - Where are you going? - Sorry, what about the treats? 197 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,199 Oh, fill bucket. 198 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,279 - If you need another bucket, ask Adam. - No, don't fill the... 199 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,359 Don't fill the bucket. 200 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,239 I haven't got any other buckets. Do not put... 201 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,239 Do... Look at me. Do... Look at me. 202 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:54,519 Do not put anything in that bucket. Dad... Dad! 203 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,520 Don't... 204 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,479 Dave's not right. I can't get through to him at all. 205 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:05,119 - I feel like the only person who can fix him is Karen. - Mm. 206 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:07,559 Well, you could always try and sort of conjure her up... 207 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,319 - Hmm? - ..in a seance. 208 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:11,759 - That's what I'd do. - That's a stupid idea. 209 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,170 - You could talk to her face-to-face then. - What... 210 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,959 What... Do you think he'd believe that? 211 00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,520 Well, who wouldn't believe it? 212 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:23,920 And the elephant. 213 00:10:24,031 --> 00:10:28,519 I can't believe I'm finally in your house. Amazing. 214 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:31,999 Look, my dad's really sick. You can't be here. 215 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,719 Who are you? Are you the new adult? 216 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,559 I'm in charge of Chi's mental health. 217 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:38,879 All you need to do, Adam... 218 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:42,399 - Is it OK if I call you Adam? - Yeah, it's my name. 219 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,559 OK. So all you need to do, Adam, 220 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,999 is tell Chi that you respect her as an adult, 221 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,679 which will free her from her childhood 222 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,479 and stop her from seeing her dead parents. 223 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,560 Yeah. 224 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,839 - Yeah, yeah, I can't do that. - Hmm? - Why not? 225 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,999 Well, I mean, because I don't respect her. 226 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,119 And honestly, this isn't helping your case. 227 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,759 - Well, can't you just lie? - No. - Why? 228 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:09,319 - I'm a solicitor and, no... - You're a solicit... 229 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,119 - You said he was a lawyer. - That's what he presented himself as. 230 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,519 - A solicitor's much worse than a lawyer. - It is not. 231 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,479 It is exactly the same. It's an interchangeable term. 232 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,079 It's not the same. OK, well, 233 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:19,919 it looks like in the eyes of the law, you're just not an adult. 234 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,159 - Sorry, mate. - I give up. 235 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,840 RUTH SCOFFS 236 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,680 Having a cuppa? 237 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:36,199 So...how long you two been married? 238 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:38,679 - Oh, God. - Oh. - Um...no. 239 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:43,760 Ruth is just a woman in...kitchen, in a kitchen. 240 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,360 A woman in a kitchen? 241 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,599 What a lovely photo. I wonder if that's his family. 242 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,680 Shit. 243 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,160 Shit. 244 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,039 I've got water in my eyes. Excuse me. 245 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,679 He's heartbroken. His horrible wife died. 246 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:05,119 Then he slept with a beautiful therapist and can't forgive himself. 247 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:10,160 - As a guy to a guy... - No, I'm not a guy. 248 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:16,839 Oh. Hey. Cheer up. Look, I'm getting loads in my bucket. 249 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,919 I just... I don't even know if all this is being grown up. 250 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,559 Of course it is. You've got a beard and everything. 251 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:23,439 What's... Right. You need to stop. 252 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,679 - This is stealing. - Adam, mate, it's for Chi's mental health. Remember, 253 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,879 all her family are dead. Do you remember that? 254 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:31,399 - I don't understand. Your dad's so happy we're here. - Right. 255 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,479 He's very ill, isn't he? So... 256 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:36,319 As a widower, I understand. 257 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,479 You never get over it. 258 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:43,559 We all got to go sometime, to make room for the young ones. 259 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,679 Sorry, what? What are you on about? Can you shut up, actually? 260 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:47,919 I'm trying to think. 261 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:48,999 C-Can you stop? 262 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,599 That's not even trick or treating, that's theft! 263 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:54,159 Look, please, put it back. My dad really... 264 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,759 Right. You all need to leave my house now! 265 00:12:56,760 --> 00:12:58,919 I've had a brilliant idea. 266 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,000 We're going to be staying a lot longer. 267 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:09,479 - So, if you'd like to take a seat. - Ooh, wow! Candles? 268 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:13,439 - Chopping board, cheese triangle - is this a seance? - Oh, for fuck's sake. 269 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,159 - This was my idea. - I'm sorry. 270 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,799 We shouldn't mess with the dark arts. 271 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,559 It's just a little mental exercise. 272 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,999 A form of cognitive behavioural therapy. 273 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,199 I just feel like some of us are carrying a lot of dead weight, Dave, 274 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,799 - that needs releasing. - Yeah, well, 275 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,479 I remember seeing a documentary where a guy played this. 276 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,159 He got trapped inside with a load of monkeys. 277 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,279 He couldn't escape until he rolled a six, so... 278 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:37,079 Right. Well, this is very different. Please take a seat. 279 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,839 - I used to like a good board game. - Yeah, well, 280 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:43,030 - I'm pretty sure this isn't snakes and ladders. - This will help. 281 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,439 Can everyone close their eyes, please? 282 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,559 I can... 283 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,399 I can feel something already. 284 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,199 Yeah, it's the tumble dryer. 285 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,559 I used to do this all the time when I was a kid, 286 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,079 you know, this. But weirdly, 287 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,359 I only got through to Carol Vorderman. 288 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,719 - She's not even dead, Chi, so... - Yeah, it was strange. 289 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,439 Hold the circle tight and don't let go. 290 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,520 Take my hand. 291 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:10,279 Hello, spirits. Welcome. 292 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,599 Please, come inside me. 293 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,079 - Don't say that. - Consonant, please, Carol. 294 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,839 RUTH GROANS 295 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,360 RUTH MUMBLES 296 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,359 That's not Vorderman. 297 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:25,000 RUTH BARKS 298 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:25,000 - Oh! - Come in. 299 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,519 Let yourselves be known to the room. 300 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:34,159 All you need to do is let us know who you're here for. 301 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,159 All right, spirits? Um...yeah. 302 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,799 Let us know who you are, spirits. Do not be afraid. 303 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:43,799 - ALL: - K...A... 304 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,159 ..R... 305 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:53,039 - Karaoke. - No, it's an E. - Yeah, karaoke. 306 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,399 - Yeah, karaoke. - Oh! Get off! Get off! 307 00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,359 RUTH GROANS 308 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:02,199 Is it my wife? Ask if it's Shri. 309 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,800 No, it's not your wife, no. 310 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,640 RUTH GROWLS 311 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,999 Take your shoes off before you come in. 312 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,999 Don't speak with your mouth full. Lose weight. 313 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,999 - It's Shri. - It's not Mum. Jesus Christ. 314 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,190 - Tell her I lost three pounds. - Look, it's not your fucking wife. 315 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:27,439 OK. I think it... 316 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:31,199 Yeah, it might be. Oh, she wants to say something to you. 317 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:36,599 - Uh... Oh! Hello, dear. - Hello, dear. - Love you. 318 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,640 - Love you too. - Love you. - Miss you. 319 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:42,840 - Proud of you, Gordon. - My name's Adam. 320 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:47,599 It's... OK. It's someone else now coming in, anyway. 321 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,679 Adam is a solicitor, Shri. 322 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:53,599 - Boring. - I hate my life. - Oh, she's doing a dance. 323 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,880 She's doing the Irish jig. 324 00:15:55,920 --> 00:16:00,999 - Who is it? - Fuck off, Chi! Fuck off, Chi! 325 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,599 Oh, my God! Auntie Karen! 326 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,879 Auntie Karen, you're here, finally. Oh, my God. 327 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,720 Thanks for all the debt. How's it going as a hoover? 328 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:12,799 - Karen, is that really you? - Yeah, it is, Dave. 329 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:17,719 - Yes, it's me, Karen. - It's me, Chi, from, um... 330 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:18,999 ..your sister. 331 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,399 I just... I've been doing my list, I wondered if... 332 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,600 Are you proud of me? 333 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,599 RUTH GRUNTS 334 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:28,319 Is there something you wanted to say to me, Dave? 335 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,440 Um... It's just, it's a hard one. 336 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:36,279 - I haven't been doing the recycling. - No, it isn't that, is it, Dave? 337 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:40,439 I'm also here, by the way. I just wondered if you was proud of me. 338 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,399 What's the other thing that you wanted to say, Dave? 339 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:47,439 It's really hard. I don't think I can say it. 340 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,919 Say it. Just fucking say it. 341 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:54,999 It's... I... I can't. It's just... It's just... 342 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,759 - It's just terrible. - Terrible? Rude. 343 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:02,359 - Go on, Dave! Say it! - Go on. - Whatever it is, I'll forgive you. 344 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:05,279 - It'll be fine and then you can move on. - You can... 345 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:09,199 - ..say anything to Karen. - I can't. - You need to move on. 346 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,639 - Say it! - For fuck's sake, Dave, just say it. 347 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,479 Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! 348 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:19,639 - Fucking say it! - Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it! 349 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,800 Say it! Say it! 350 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,359 - Adam, look what you've done. - Dad? 351 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:29,359 - Dave! - Dad? 352 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,920 - Oh, shit. - Dad? 353 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,039 Dad. Dad? 354 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:37,759 45 minutes for an ambulance?! 355 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:38,999 He could be dead by then. 356 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,479 DAVE MOANS 357 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:42,679 No, nothing. 358 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,080 DAVE SOBS 359 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,079 Karen... 360 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:46,879 I don't know what... I don't know what's happening. 361 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:50,359 - I feel like Karen's sucking me in! - Can any of you drive? 362 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,999 - I can. - I can. - Obviously not you, 363 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,399 Yes, Chi. Yes! 364 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,839 - Chi. - What? - Yes. 365 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:02,319 - Me? - Shush! - DAVE: 366 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,399 - Can I? - Yes. 367 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,719 This can be your moment to prove that you've become an adult 368 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:10,839 because of my therapy. And then... And then I won't get struck off. 369 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,839 - Oh, God, yeah. Maybe I CAN do this. - You CAN do this. 370 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:16,599 - OK. - Oh, thank God. Come. - Stay awake. 371 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:18,239 Keep breathing. 372 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:21,959 - Start driving the car. - OK. - Five, six. 373 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,919 Five, six, seven. Come on now. Stay with me, OK? 374 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,999 - Stay with me. - Chi, we need to get going. 375 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:31,039 - Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom, bitch! - Oh, Charli XCX. 376 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,279 What's wrong, brat? 377 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,159 - My uncle. - Well, sitting here talking to me 378 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,479 - is not going to help him. - What do I do, then? 379 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:37,999 You need to turn the engine on. 380 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,399 Oh. OK. How do I do that? 381 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:43,399 Well, do you have a key? 382 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:48,039 - Yeah. - Wait, do you actually? - Yeah. 383 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,160 Just drive. 384 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,479 You know what? You're right. OK. 385 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,839 ENGINE STARTS 386 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,239 - This is my big brat moment. - Is it? 387 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,919 Well, let's fucking have that moment, then, shall we? 388 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:04,959 No-one's dying tonight. No-one's fucking dying tonight! 389 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,559 - Hear that, Dad? - Handbrake. Handbrake! 390 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,719 Handbrake! 391 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:10,959 Oh, we don't need the wipers on, 392 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,599 because it's not raining. Yeah, so take them off. 393 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,759 I think just back up a little bit. No, back up! Not forward. 394 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,799 - What's forward? - It's all right, keep calm. 395 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:19,920 Yep. 396 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:19,919 BEEPS HORN 397 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,439 That's it. Nice and easy. 398 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:25,399 Turn the wipers off, maybe? Just watch that pillar there. 399 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,599 Maybe back up a little bit. 400 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:30,519 That way. Yeah. And then... 401 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,199 Are we there yet?! 402 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,319 This isn't going to end well. 403 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,400 It's your fault, Adam. 404 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,920 MUSIC: Von Dutch by Charli XCX 405 00:19:41,921 --> 00:19:45,039 Come on, Dad. Stay with me, OK? Stay with me. 406 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,599 Just go faster. He's going to die! 407 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,079 I really regret doing the seance now. 408 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,879 I don't know why you made me do that. 409 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:54,319 - Is the patient breathing? - Oh, no, I can't breathe. I need some gas. 410 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,039 Yeah. I'll do it, yeah? I'll do mouth-to-mouth. 411 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,759 - No, you don't need to. - I'm not risking it. 412 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,239 - You're not... You're not... No. - You don't need to. 413 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:03,999 No, no... Don't... 414 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,679 Brake! 415 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,079 No! Jesus! No! 416 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,519 CARS BEEP 417 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:11,359 Is he still breathing? 418 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:14,399 - Can I just check, was I meant to use tongue? - Absolutely not. 419 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,399 - It's good to know for next time. - There's a roundabout coming up. 420 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:21,840 - Slow down, slow down, slow down! - Go faster! - Faster? OK. 421 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,959 Oh, my God! Oh, Jesus Christ! Can you drive?! 422 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,599 You really seem like you can't drive! 423 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,599 - I had one lesson. - Oh! Holy fuck! Oh, my God! 424 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,159 OK. It's fine, it's fine. This is good therapy. 425 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,439 Not to the right. Stay in the middle. 426 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:42,399 Stay in the middle. Yes, I can write a book about this. 427 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,120 It's fine. Watch the man! 428 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,839 Off the pavement! To the right. Oh! Fucking hell! 429 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,479 Come on, Dad! You're OK. 430 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,639 Turn! Watch the car! 431 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,080 No, the car! 432 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,079 CAR HORN BEEPS 433 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,119 SCREAMING THEY CRY OUT 434 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,519 This side. THIS side! 435 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,559 Not into the field. 436 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:05,840 Chi! Not into the field! 437 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,680 Come on, Dad, do not die. Just don't die, OK? 438 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,879 - What's happening? - Oh, my God. Just slow down. Slow down. 439 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,559 - Get out. - Jesus Christ. 440 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,119 SHE COUGHS 441 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,479 SHE RETCHES 442 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,919 OK... 443 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,959 Is there a restart button? 444 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,239 Oh, shit. 445 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,359 We are not going to be able to fix this. 446 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,839 We need to call the AA, OK? 447 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,519 We haven't got any signal, Chi. 448 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,600 Love you, son. And I love Chi. 449 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,679 I love Ruth. Only as a friend. 450 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,879 Finally, remember... 451 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,800 Don't buy leather, because it's made of... 452 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,679 - BOTH: - Human ham. 453 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,199 Yes. 454 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,759 Please, Dad. We're losing him, please, do something! 455 00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,839 Please do something! You're a doctor! 456 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:56,639 OK, we're going to have to push it. 457 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,079 - I have to go! - Chi! 458 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,759 Chi! 459 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,480 It's not working. We're going to have to push the van. 460 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,319 Help! Help! 461 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,519 - Hello! - You all right, Chi? 462 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,760 What? 463 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,239 What are you doing here? 464 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,919 We're just enjoying the space! 465 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,439 Turns out we could have left the whole time. 466 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,799 Feel a bit silly now. 467 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,319 Do you know if Dave's going to make it? 468 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,039 What? The channel? 469 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,479 No, my uncle has just had a heart attack. 470 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,719 Chi, it's not Dave's time yet. 471 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,759 - Well, it might be. - Yeah, it might be. 472 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:33,119 I just said it in that voice to make you feel better. 473 00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,679 We are so proud of you. 474 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,000 What am I supposed to do? 475 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,079 I don't have time for this! 476 00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:42,279 - I'm running! - Look at your dad! 477 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,440 Oh, he's gone. 478 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,199 CHI SCREAMS 479 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,919 Help! Help! 480 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,799 Help! 481 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:55,479 Help! Oh, my God, help! 482 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,559 Help. Hello? 483 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,679 Oh! Help! 484 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,439 Stop! Help! 485 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:03,039 Yes, stop! 486 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,719 - What's wrong? - Get out! 487 00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,679 - I'll fucking... What do you...? - Get out! 488 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,239 What's wrong? What's happened? 489 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,399 I did a seance and my uncle put up a chair! 490 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,759 - Trick or treat! - Get out of my car! What's the...? 491 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,000 - Sorry, I need to save my uncle! - What the fuck? 492 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,680 INDISTINCT CHATTER 493 00:23:41,731 --> 00:23:46,079 Excuse me, nurse, do you know if my dad's OK? 494 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,759 Dave is going to be fine, OK? So, just... 495 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,519 If Dave does die and we... 496 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,359 Do you think you could be our mum? 497 00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:55,079 If I go to prison for manslaughter, 498 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,879 I'm going to blame you. 499 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,719 Sorry, Mum. 500 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:00,559 - Are you family? - Is his heart broken? 501 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,719 Is he not coming back? 502 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,040 It's too soon to tell. 503 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,759 I heard you drove him here. 504 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,959 Your friends at school will be very impressed. 505 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,279 Thank you. 506 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,599 How old are you? 507 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,319 - 23. - 25. 508 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,960 I was in the van as well. 509 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:17,639 Oh. 510 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,119 Right. 511 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,560 I'm 47. 512 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,120 Excuse me, can I...? 513 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,919 Dave. 514 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:48,479 - Dave, you're OK. - All right, Chi? 515 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,399 I don't know what happened. 516 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,919 You had a...a big, like, massive heart attack 517 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,759 at my lawyer's dad's house. 518 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,320 - And you spoke to Karen. - Well... 519 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,279 ..I guess everything's going to be OK. 520 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,119 Oh, great. That's brilliant. 521 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:06,080 - Let's go, then. Come on. - Well... 522 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:08,370 ..I can't leave. 523 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,559 Why? Going to miss You've Been Framed. 524 00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,200 I just wanted to come back to say... 525 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,879 ..you'll all be fine. 526 00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,479 And I'm OK. 527 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,479 OK, well, let's go, then. Because we've not got a lot of time. 528 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,530 Wait, hold on... 529 00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,800 Wait, what... 530 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,399 - Everything... - No, no, no, Dave. Dave, Dave, Dave. 531 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,239 - I can't go with you. - Wake up! Dave! 532 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:32,559 - Come on! - I just can't... 533 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,279 Wake up! Dave, no! 534 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,519 Dave! Dave! Dave, wake up! 535 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,879 - Dave! - I'm fine, I'm fine. 536 00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,439 - I thought you were a ghost. - No, no, I'm fine. 537 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,239 What do you remember? 538 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,120 - Nothing, I was just... - Chi. 539 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,639 Did you steal a car? 540 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,690 Huh? 541 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:54,890 Hmm? 542 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,400 I'm going to have to arrest you. 543 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,730 Oh... 544 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:05,160 MUSIC: Freed From Desire by Gala 545 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:13,199 # Freed from desire, mind and senses purified 546 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:17,279 # Freed from desire, mind and senses purified 547 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,879 # Freed from desire, mind and senses purified 548 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,119 # Freed from desire 549 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:27,079 # Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na 550 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,759 # Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na 551 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,599 # Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na 552 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,600 # Na-na-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na.# 553 00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,959 Hello! 554 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,759 Oh... 555 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,520 Does anybody know the way to Broadstairs? 556 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,600 Oh, this was a shit idea. 557 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:55,639 What about an Uber? 558 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,239 I don't... Do they accept... 559 00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,639 ..ghosts? 560 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,719 Yeah. 561 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,600 I guess we'll have to... have to walk. 562 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,390 - It's annoying we can't float. - Yeah. 563 00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:09,360 Why did Chi have a beard? 564 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:13,960 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43028

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