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[applause]
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- Do you remember
the last time you lied?
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Look at your lying ass.
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You about to lie
right now, ain't ya?
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See, we think lying is
gonna spare people feelings,
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but it's only gonna
make shit worse.
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The quicker you
get to the truth,
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the quicker that foot
can get out of your ass.
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Thank y'all.
I've been Ms. Pat.
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Good night.
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[cheers and applause]
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- Yes, you killed it tonight,
Pat-Pat.
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I mean, I could have done
without the extra ten minutes
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on your freeloading sister,
but, you know...
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[gasps]
Oh, my God, that's him.
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Here he comes.
Think skinny thoughts.
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Here who come?
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- Sadiq Shay,
the big-time film director.
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He did that movie about those
mutant civil rights leaders.
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- Is that the dude that
made "Malcolm X-Men"?
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- Yes, and so I comped
him a ticket
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to come see you shine tonight,
because you've been saying
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you want to do more
with your career.
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So you're welcome.
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- I'm supposed to thank you
for costing me a ticket sale?
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Where the hell you meet
a big-time director
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at anyway, Denise?
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- I saw him on the news,
and he said he was looking
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for talent and extras
in the area.
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So I slid in his DMs,
and I said,
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"I manage a big talent
who's definitely extra."
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Greetings, Nubian queens.
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- Any nigga say "queen"
is full of bullshit.
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- Oh, well, I'm sorry.
I don't shake hands.
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Queen don't always mean clean.
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[chuckles]
I'm Sadiq.
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Hi, I'm Denise.
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Hilarious.
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- You are everything that your-
- Manager.
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- You are everything
that your little manager
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said you would be-
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funny, smart, relatable.
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And I mean, God damn,
look at you.
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The fuck you looking at?
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[laughs]
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She don't turn it off,
does she?
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Turn it off, big sexy!
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Turn it off! [laughs]
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Oh, wow.
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I mean, can't you see
this face on primetime TV?
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Primetime lineup.
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- Uh, I've been
in a police lineup.
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[cackles]
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Turn it off!
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Turn it off!
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I'm so serious, Ms. Pat.
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We should do
something together.
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Hell yeah, y'all should.
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I'm no damn actress.
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[laughs]
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That's her acting
like she can't act.
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- I mean, I don't know if she
told you about my next project,
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but it's nothing
like my other work.
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- Good, 'cause didn't you put
Rosa Parks in a damn cape?
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That was some stupid shit
right there.
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- Oh, she joking?
- Yes!
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Oh, she joking. [laughs]
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Turn it off!
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Oh, my God.
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No, for my next film,
I'm on my Spike Lee,
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Kathleen Collins, you know,
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Oscar Micheaux type shit.
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You know, this shit finna
be my magnum opus right here.
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- What the fuck that
nigga just say?
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- I don't know,
but act like you do.
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- [chuckles]
Turn it off!
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Turn it off!
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Oh.
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* Come on, it's time to go *
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* It's the "Ms. Pat Show" *
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[groans]
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Come on, Pat.
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Pat, you got to take the part.
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This is a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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Damn it, this is your fourth
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once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
this week.
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- Oh, so now I'm crazy
for trying to get us paid?
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This is a movie
we talking about, Pat.
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You getting movie offers now?
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Oh, my God.
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You about to be a extra
on "Peppa Pig," ain't you?
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Oh, man.
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I can see it now-
me walking the red carpet,
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me posing with fans,
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me with a crippling addiction
to both fame and cocaine.
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Y'all say what's up to my mama,
the future movie star.
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Junebug got one ball!
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And cut.
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- I'm gonna start
calling you Uno.
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No, no, no, Draw Two.
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Oh, wait, never mind.
You can't.
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Ignoring you both.
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So what's up, Ma?
They got a part for your boy?
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You know I've been working out,
so nudity is not an issue.
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- Well, if you take him,
you gotta take me.
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I mean, my muscles are
popping bigger than
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tig ol' bitties
up in Mardi Gras.
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See that?
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- Okay, Niecy, since you the
only one who got some sense,
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can you please
convince your mama
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to do this movie
so we can blow up
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and move out
of West Bumbafuck?
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They want you in a movie?
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Have they heard you
read out loud?
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- Would you like for me
to backhand you again?
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Plus, actors ain't nothing
but a bunch of damn liars.
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I can't do that.
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Well, that's easy, Pat,
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'cause you're still
a Christian, right?
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- Yeah.
- See? Acting.
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- Yeah, Mama, and when has not
knowing how to do something
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ever stopped you before?
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- Yeah, I mean, look at
all these kids you raised.
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And clearly, you didn't
know nothing about that.
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[doorbell chimes]
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- Denise, if you done
gave that man my address,
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you better find
your new address.
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both: Surprise!
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Oh, Grandpapa.
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Oh, hell nah.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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- That nigga too big
to be this sensitive.
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Are you listening to me?
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Did you invite them?
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- Yes, for Janelle
graduation next week,
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but I didn't know they old ass
was gonna show up early.
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- Man, I ain't got nothing
to say to that woman.
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"That woman," Terry?
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Really? That's your mama.
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You act like she's some loose
booty bitch off the streets.
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Well, her booty is loose, but-
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Exactly.
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She cheated.
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And she hid her lie
with an even bigger lie
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about who my father was.
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I mean, she did apologize.
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How long you gonna hold
this bullshit over her head?
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- Oh, please.
Girl, you stayed mad at me
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for months
about that lady in HR.
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Oh, fuck you and that ho.
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- I want her out
of this house, Pat.
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- Baby, you got to
let that hurt go, okay?
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Are you really gonna
make Janelle graduation
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shitty and all intense?
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No, baby, you're right.
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Well, fix it.
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I'm starting to feel
sorry for her ass,
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and I don't even like her.
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What's on your mind?
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I ain't never hear you
care at all about my mama.
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- I got an audition
to be in a movie.
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Hey, superstar.
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That's amazing news, girl,
and you sitting here pouting?
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Shoot, come on now.
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I'm just scared, baby.
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Huh. All right.
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The fuck are you doing?
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- I'm-I'm just seeing
if you are who you really are,
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'cause my wife ain't scared
of nothing or nobody, hmm?
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I'll tell you what.
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If you promise
to do the audition,
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I'll promise
to talk to my mama.
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Fine.
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But you gonna have to
at least hug the old bitch.
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As long as you hug her first.
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She can die.
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Hey. Okay.
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So Sadiq already loves
your look and your attitude.
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He just sent over
a little practice scene,
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and all we got to do
is show him you got the chops.
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- All right, ladies,
let's do this.
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We're losing daylight.
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We inside.
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- Ma, are you ready
for hair and makeup?
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- I already did
my hair and makeup.
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- Let's save the jokes
till I yell "action."
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And is this the set
we're going with?
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It's very indie.
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- Calm down,
Quentin Tara-negro.
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- This is not a game,
Auntie, okay?
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I am a professional filmmaker.
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On TikTok.
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- And you do hair
in the kitchen.
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All right, let's try one.
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We're rolling.
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And action.
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Don't you move another inch!
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She explode.
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I'll move however
the fuck I want to,
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you bitch.
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- Who are you calling
a bitch, bitch?
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Now put your hands on
the wall and spread 'em!
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She explode again.
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Uh, Ma.
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You don't have to say it.
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You just act it.
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- Oh, okay.
- All right.
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A-and what if I don't?
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Uh, and what if I don't?
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That's what I thought, ho.
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This is really bad.
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I'm trying to work with it,
but it just ain't-
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it ain't even really
going anywhere.
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All right. Cut.
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Ladies, what are we doing?
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Too damn much.
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No, Pat.
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I'm getting in character,
and maybe you should try it.
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I mean, you're just so stiff.
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You got to, you know,
loosen up.
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Let me crack your back.
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Ahh!
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- Now-
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now you're good
and relaxed, right?
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You ready?
It ain't nothing but two lines.
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- Yeah, Ma, think back
to those Rabbit days.
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Channel that energy.
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Oh, you know what, son?
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That's some good-ass direction.
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- Okay.
- It's what I do, babe.
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All right.
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Let's try this again.
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We're rolling.
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And action.
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Don't you move another inch!
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- I'll move if I want to,
you bitch!
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- Who you calling
a bitch, bitch?
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Now put your hands on
the wall and spread 'em.
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- And if I don't,
what you gonna do?
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Looking like "The Grinch
Stole Christmas," nigga!
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You funky feet-ass hoe!
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We improving?
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I didn't know we was improving.
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Cut.
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Now that was good, Ma.
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Made me pee myself
a little bit.
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Ahh!
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For real?
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Yeah, a couple drops.
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Oh, that was good, real good.
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- Yeah, almost too good, Pat.
[chuckles]
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You know my damn feet
ain't funky.
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Send that to me
when you're done, Bug.
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[phone chimes]
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So what now?
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00:09:46,865 --> 00:09:49,268
- Well, it's
the hurry-up-and-wait game.
257
00:09:49,269 --> 00:09:51,632
I mean, you know how these
Hollyweird types are.
258
00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:52,965
It could be days.
It could be weeks.
259
00:09:52,966 --> 00:09:54,602
[phone chimes]
260
00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:56,803
Holy shit, Pat-Pat.
261
00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:58,737
So do you want to
pay me my commission
262
00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:01,003
in fiddies or hunnids?
263
00:10:01,004 --> 00:10:02,967
What are you talking about?
264
00:10:02,968 --> 00:10:04,204
You got the part!
265
00:10:04,269 --> 00:10:05,504
I got the part!
266
00:10:05,569 --> 00:10:07,905
[cheering]
267
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:11,003
[chanting]
You the shit!
268
00:10:11,004 --> 00:10:12,839
I'm the shit!
You ain't shit!
269
00:10:16,105 --> 00:10:18,174
- Just so ungrateful, Ma.
I-
270
00:10:18,175 --> 00:10:19,238
Oh.
271
00:10:19,239 --> 00:10:20,440
Oh, thank y'all.
272
00:10:20,506 --> 00:10:21,640
No problem.
273
00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:23,107
Hey, you know what, y'all?
274
00:10:23,108 --> 00:10:24,939
I'm starting to think
directing might be my calling.
275
00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:27,810
Plus, I got 762 followers
who agree.
276
00:10:27,873 --> 00:10:29,141
Huh, okay.
277
00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:30,975
761.
278
00:10:31,808 --> 00:10:34,143
- 760 'cause I don't
fuck with you, either.
279
00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,043
Y'all unfollowing me.
280
00:10:37,109 --> 00:10:39,212
You need to be following AARP.
281
00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:48,215
- Well, Grandma and Grandpa are
all checked into their hotel.
282
00:10:48,278 --> 00:10:49,346
Happy, Dad?
283
00:10:49,347 --> 00:10:51,044
- Major booked that hotel
weeks ago.
284
00:10:51,045 --> 00:10:52,712
I ain't never tell them
they couldn't stay here.
285
00:10:52,713 --> 00:10:55,279
- No, but every five minutes,
you clapped your hands
286
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,016
and said, "Well, I guess
it's about that time."
287
00:10:58,017 --> 00:11:01,679
- Yeah, Pop, I would never
kick you out of my house.
288
00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,282
- I don't live
in your basement.
289
00:11:06,282 --> 00:11:08,584
- Dad, you can't ignore
your mother forever.
290
00:11:08,649 --> 00:11:10,351
Believe me, I've tried.
291
00:11:10,417 --> 00:11:12,585
- Bet you I can do it
better than you.
292
00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:15,052
- Uh, okay.
That's fine.
293
00:11:15,053 --> 00:11:17,116
Just keep running away
from your problems.
294
00:11:17,117 --> 00:11:19,350
- Hey, look, I'm not
ignoring my problems, okay?
295
00:11:19,351 --> 00:11:21,220
I'm just taking
a slight speed walk.
296
00:11:21,221 --> 00:11:22,984
- Okay, but, Pop,
take it from somebody
297
00:11:22,985 --> 00:11:24,918
that's dealing with their
own daddy drama right now.
298
00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:26,321
What is it, son?
299
00:11:26,322 --> 00:11:28,219
- I was thinking of
something positive to say.
300
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,330
I'ma get back with you.
I'm still thinking.
301
00:11:30,331 --> 00:11:33,920
- Dad, can y'all just settle
this like adults, please?
302
00:11:33,921 --> 00:11:35,521
- Baby girl,
it ain't that simple.
303
00:11:35,522 --> 00:11:37,721
You don't know how it feels
for your parents to lie to you.
304
00:11:37,722 --> 00:11:39,657
- [scoffs]
both: We don't?
305
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:41,054
- Well, this is
my favorite lie.
306
00:11:41,055 --> 00:11:42,655
I ain't got no
McDonald's money,
307
00:11:42,656 --> 00:11:44,825
yet we pulling right into
Popeye's.
308
00:11:44,889 --> 00:11:46,225
What about this one?
309
00:11:46,257 --> 00:11:48,259
Your vagina gonna fall off
if you use it.
310
00:11:48,325 --> 00:11:49,526
- Mm-hmm.
311
00:11:49,527 --> 00:11:50,889
Mama be telling me
the exact same thing.
312
00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:52,226
What?
313
00:11:54,526 --> 00:11:55,993
Those are little lies.
314
00:11:55,994 --> 00:11:58,791
What your grandmother told
was a brutal, bold-faced lie.
315
00:11:58,792 --> 00:12:00,542
- Dad, but aren't
you a Christian?
316
00:12:00,543 --> 00:12:02,826
And doesn't the Bible
say forgive each other
317
00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:04,267
as the Lord has forgiven you?
318
00:12:04,328 --> 00:12:06,930
My mama ain't in the Bible.
319
00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:08,596
Okay, you know what?
320
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:10,461
I am ordering food, and I'm
inviting them over for dinner.
321
00:12:10,462 --> 00:12:12,229
- Wait a minute.
With what money, girl?
322
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:13,495
- Yours, duh.
Here's the credit card, sis.
323
00:12:13,496 --> 00:12:16,032
- Thanks, Daddy.
- What in the hell?
324
00:12:16,096 --> 00:12:17,832
[huffs, scoffs]
325
00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:18,929
Oh, Pops.
326
00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:20,064
Huh?
327
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:21,665
If you want to be somebody,
328
00:12:21,731 --> 00:12:24,066
if you want to go somewhere,
329
00:12:24,131 --> 00:12:26,066
- you better wake up-
- Boy.
330
00:12:27,765 --> 00:12:30,501
- But that was the positive
thing I was gonna tell you.
331
00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:32,968
- There is always
some crazy drama going on.
332
00:12:33,033 --> 00:12:34,535
Yeah, I hear that.
333
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,436
[phone ringing]
334
00:12:36,585 --> 00:12:38,667
Hello?
335
00:12:38,668 --> 00:12:40,437
Yeah, this is him.
336
00:12:40,501 --> 00:12:41,636
What?
337
00:12:41,701 --> 00:12:43,303
Wait, you serious?
338
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,035
No, no, no, no, no,
that's amazing.
339
00:12:45,036 --> 00:12:46,735
I was just taken off guard,
that's all.
340
00:12:46,736 --> 00:12:47,803
No, thank you.
341
00:12:47,869 --> 00:12:49,838
Appreciate it.
342
00:12:49,839 --> 00:12:51,237
What? What's the good news?
343
00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:52,372
- Oh, you know, my dad-
344
00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,237
I mean Lloyd, you know,
he was sick,
345
00:12:55,238 --> 00:12:58,241
but I think he's gonna
be all right now.
346
00:12:59,539 --> 00:13:00,940
Hmm.
347
00:13:06,274 --> 00:13:08,909
[indistinct chatter]
348
00:13:11,941 --> 00:13:13,409
What it smell like, Bug?
349
00:13:13,475 --> 00:13:14,576
What?
350
00:13:14,642 --> 00:13:17,345
- Her ass,
since you all up in it.
351
00:13:17,409 --> 00:13:18,644
It wasn't that.
352
00:13:18,709 --> 00:13:20,311
She just looked real familiar.
353
00:13:20,377 --> 00:13:21,978
I recognize her from something.
354
00:13:22,043 --> 00:13:23,345
Of course you do.
355
00:13:23,410 --> 00:13:24,611
It's a movie set.
356
00:13:24,612 --> 00:13:26,410
You gonna be seeing
plenty of actresses.
357
00:13:26,411 --> 00:13:28,580
Oh, Ms. Pat.
358
00:13:28,645 --> 00:13:30,413
You ready to be a star?
359
00:13:30,414 --> 00:13:32,245
- I can't lie, I thought
I was gonna hate this,
360
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,680
but I'm so glad I'm here.
361
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,314
- I'm excited!
- [laughs]
362
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,512
Good. Let's get your contract
signed and get you to the back.
363
00:13:37,513 --> 00:13:39,579
I can show your room so you
can get dressed, all right?
364
00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:41,081
Ooh, I got a room.
365
00:13:41,082 --> 00:13:42,880
- Not on this budget.
You got curtains.
366
00:13:42,881 --> 00:13:44,115
I got curtains.
367
00:13:44,249 --> 00:13:46,083
I got curtains.
368
00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:48,081
Junebug, get me some coffee,
and don't you touch shit
369
00:13:48,082 --> 00:13:49,415
or talk to no-fucking-body.
370
00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:50,466
I'll be back.
371
00:13:51,883 --> 00:13:53,017
Ooh.
372
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,133
What's up, kid?
373
00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:56,200
Oh, nothing.
374
00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:57,652
Just here learning all I can.
375
00:13:57,653 --> 00:13:59,716
I want to be a film director
when I grow up.
376
00:13:59,717 --> 00:14:01,484
Hey, as a matter of fact,
you think I could ask you-
377
00:14:01,485 --> 00:14:02,484
Oh, hell no.
378
00:14:02,485 --> 00:14:04,254
I don't do shit with no kids.
379
00:14:04,255 --> 00:14:06,452
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm just here observing.
380
00:14:06,453 --> 00:14:08,421
- And that's supposed
to be better?
381
00:14:08,486 --> 00:14:10,087
I think you got it confused.
382
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,756
See, my mama brought
me here to watch.
383
00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:14,756
Oh, damn, that's fucked up.
384
00:14:16,087 --> 00:14:17,256
Wait, wait, wait.
385
00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:19,123
Take your hat off for me.
386
00:14:20,722 --> 00:14:22,958
Oh, man. I knew it.
387
00:14:23,022 --> 00:14:24,358
You're Eddie Rhett.
388
00:14:24,423 --> 00:14:26,492
I've seen all your stuff-
389
00:14:26,557 --> 00:14:29,257
the one where you put
your foot on that lady's head,
390
00:14:29,258 --> 00:14:31,660
"The Nutting Professor."
391
00:14:31,724 --> 00:14:33,993
- That's some of
my best work right there.
392
00:14:34,058 --> 00:14:36,794
I call that move
Standing on Business.
393
00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:38,527
All right.
394
00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:40,792
- Yo, I'm surprised they
even let you on set, man.
395
00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:42,127
You 18?
396
00:14:42,128 --> 00:14:44,092
- Not quite,
but my mom is acting today.
397
00:14:44,093 --> 00:14:45,260
- Oh, really?
Who's your mom?
398
00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:46,895
- Ms. Pat.
- That's your mom?
399
00:14:46,961 --> 00:14:48,329
Oh, shit.
400
00:14:48,395 --> 00:14:50,265
I'm about to do a scene
with her later.
401
00:14:51,662 --> 00:14:52,763
Sorry, kid.
402
00:14:57,729 --> 00:14:58,997
Hey, Bug.
403
00:14:59,063 --> 00:15:00,873
I can't remember
when the last time
404
00:15:00,930 --> 00:15:02,266
I seen your mom this happy.
405
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:03,764
It's like she's living a dream.
406
00:15:03,765 --> 00:15:05,300
- Um, Auntie, uh, I-
407
00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:07,066
I think we better
get out of here.
408
00:15:07,131 --> 00:15:09,668
- What you talking
about, Junebug?
409
00:15:09,732 --> 00:15:13,069
- This-this ain't
a movie-movie like-
410
00:15:13,132 --> 00:15:14,601
like-like "Black Panther."
411
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:17,267
This-this is an
adult movie like-
412
00:15:17,268 --> 00:15:19,636
like "Riding Black Panther."
413
00:15:20,768 --> 00:15:22,169
No, Junebug.
414
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,070
Sadiq makes legitimate movies.
415
00:15:24,071 --> 00:15:25,701
- Yeah, with people
legitimately
416
00:15:25,702 --> 00:15:26,803
having sex in them.
417
00:15:26,869 --> 00:15:27,949
Junebug, listen to me.
418
00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:29,335
You is not about
to fuck up my-
419
00:15:29,336 --> 00:15:31,672
I mean yo mama's money.
420
00:15:31,737 --> 00:15:33,138
Okay? All right?
421
00:15:33,271 --> 00:15:35,439
Now Sadiq, he's a-
he's a artist,
422
00:15:35,505 --> 00:15:37,540
and this ain't
no daggone porno.
423
00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:38,673
Hey, yo.
424
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,608
Anybody out here
seen my penis pump?
425
00:15:45,307 --> 00:15:48,710
- Damn, son, you didn't
have to do all this.
426
00:15:48,774 --> 00:15:51,710
I should have packed up
my backup stomach.
427
00:15:51,775 --> 00:15:53,343
You ain't slick, Terry.
428
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:54,742
If we eat all this food,
429
00:15:54,808 --> 00:15:56,798
our mouths are too full
to talk, right?
430
00:15:56,799 --> 00:15:59,442
- Mama, you always twisting
things around, aren't you?
431
00:15:59,443 --> 00:16:02,313
Even a nice gesture like
dinner becomes some sort of-
432
00:16:02,377 --> 00:16:04,078
- Excuse me?
- Dang, Terry.
433
00:16:04,143 --> 00:16:05,479
Come on, man.
434
00:16:05,544 --> 00:16:07,780
Don't put shit where
there ain't no stink.
435
00:16:07,781 --> 00:16:10,311
She's just trying to lighten
a delicate situation.
436
00:16:10,312 --> 00:16:11,344
You're right.
437
00:16:11,345 --> 00:16:12,665
I'm sorry about that, Mama.
438
00:16:12,712 --> 00:16:14,281
It's okay, baby.
439
00:16:14,313 --> 00:16:16,982
Um, Brandon, you guys,
440
00:16:16,983 --> 00:16:18,280
we're gonna give them the room.
441
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,280
No, no, no.
442
00:16:19,281 --> 00:16:20,482
No, sit.
443
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:22,916
I want us to have
a nice meal together.
444
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,884
- Well, that's a nice thought,
baby, but I think you and I
445
00:16:25,948 --> 00:16:27,388
need to have a chat in private.
446
00:16:27,415 --> 00:16:30,751
- All due respect, Mama,
anything you can say to me,
447
00:16:30,816 --> 00:16:32,150
you can say to my kids.
448
00:16:32,151 --> 00:16:33,782
- And all due respect
back at ya,
449
00:16:33,783 --> 00:16:36,182
I think it's inappropriate
to involve everyone else
450
00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:37,818
in our personal squabble.
451
00:16:37,884 --> 00:16:40,287
- God damn it, my legs
can't take this shit.
452
00:16:40,288 --> 00:16:44,117
- Yeah, my thighs burning
like I got a whooping.
453
00:16:44,118 --> 00:16:45,287
Come on, y'all.
454
00:16:45,288 --> 00:16:46,485
Y'all know Brandon
blew his knees out
455
00:16:46,486 --> 00:16:48,288
when he was stripping.
456
00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:50,085
- Look, we gonna give
you two the room,
457
00:16:50,086 --> 00:16:51,886
and you gonna have to tell me
what you was doing
458
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:53,455
when you was ho-ing.
459
00:16:55,888 --> 00:16:58,524
- Hey, um, should I knock
if I want seconds
460
00:16:58,525 --> 00:16:59,921
or should I double up
right now?
461
00:16:59,922 --> 00:17:01,291
Come on, ho.
462
00:17:10,991 --> 00:17:12,659
What are we gonna do?
463
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:15,524
- What you mean,
what we gonna do?
464
00:17:15,525 --> 00:17:17,292
I'm gonna tell my mama.
465
00:17:17,293 --> 00:17:18,727
Wait!
466
00:17:18,793 --> 00:17:19,994
We can't do that.
467
00:17:20,059 --> 00:17:21,361
And why not?
468
00:17:21,362 --> 00:17:22,892
- Because, Bug,
this woman has fought
469
00:17:22,893 --> 00:17:24,993
so many fears and insecurities
to get here.
470
00:17:24,994 --> 00:17:26,826
I can't let her think
it was all for nothing.
471
00:17:26,827 --> 00:17:28,996
- Okay, well,
you got to tell her, Auntie.
472
00:17:29,061 --> 00:17:31,698
- I will, but, first,
I need to get you off this set
473
00:17:31,699 --> 00:17:33,295
'cause I'm sure
your being here is
474
00:17:33,296 --> 00:17:34,428
breaking some kind of law,
475
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,598
and we can't risk
TMZ finding out.
476
00:17:37,797 --> 00:17:39,131
TMZ?
477
00:17:39,132 --> 00:17:41,663
She got to make it
to "Hollywood Unlocked" first.
478
00:17:41,664 --> 00:17:43,700
And look, I will be fine, okay?
479
00:17:43,701 --> 00:17:45,298
I was just working
in a whorehouse
480
00:17:45,299 --> 00:17:46,866
last week selling cupcakes.
481
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:48,300
I'm good.
482
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,365
And plus, I even got to ask
one of the actresses
483
00:17:50,366 --> 00:17:51,998
some questions
back in her dressing room,
484
00:17:51,999 --> 00:17:53,367
and she showed me-
485
00:17:53,433 --> 00:17:56,102
She showed you what?
486
00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:57,668
You know what? You right.
487
00:17:57,734 --> 00:18:00,304
You-this-this has
been traumatizing for me,
488
00:18:00,305 --> 00:18:01,667
and I don't-I don't know how
489
00:18:01,668 --> 00:18:03,304
- I'ma sleep tonight.
- Mm-hmm.
490
00:18:03,368 --> 00:18:05,304
Covered in tissues, probably.
491
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,386
Hey, Sadiq.
492
00:18:08,403 --> 00:18:09,637
Hey, there she is.
493
00:18:09,703 --> 00:18:11,023
Our superstar ready to go?
494
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:12,869
- Well, about that.
- Everything all right?
495
00:18:12,870 --> 00:18:14,639
I hope so.
Eddie just did his pump.
496
00:18:14,704 --> 00:18:16,606
- Yeah, well, see,
here's the thing.
497
00:18:16,671 --> 00:18:21,075
As much as I would like to stay
and see that thang swang,
498
00:18:21,138 --> 00:18:24,375
I don't think Pat is right
for this type of film.
499
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,808
[snaps]
500
00:18:25,831 --> 00:18:29,106
What you mean,
"this type of film"?
501
00:18:29,107 --> 00:18:31,109
- Well, ain't this is a porno?
- What?
502
00:18:31,173 --> 00:18:32,309
Ew! No!
503
00:18:32,341 --> 00:18:33,842
Oh, niggas are so ignorant.
504
00:18:33,908 --> 00:18:35,676
No. No. No.
505
00:18:35,742 --> 00:18:39,309
This is a subversive look
at society,
506
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,309
sex, and the human pathos.
507
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:46,415
We are looking at the reality
of what it means to be a MILF.
508
00:18:46,477 --> 00:18:49,314
And when you rearrange
the word "MILF,"
509
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,314
it spells "film."
510
00:18:51,315 --> 00:18:52,977
And that is what
we are making here.
511
00:18:52,978 --> 00:18:54,780
We are making a film.
512
00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:57,381
Art.
513
00:18:58,347 --> 00:19:00,516
Okay. She's married, Sadiq.
514
00:19:00,517 --> 00:19:01,846
- And I ate a sandwich
this morning.
515
00:19:01,847 --> 00:19:04,182
How the fuck is that relevant?
516
00:19:04,183 --> 00:19:05,747
Get her ass out here,
or I will make sure she never
517
00:19:05,748 --> 00:19:07,550
works in this town again, okay?
518
00:19:07,616 --> 00:19:10,118
- Well, nigga,
this is Gary, Indiana.
519
00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,316
So I think she gonna be fine.
520
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,951
- [laughing]
- Yeah.
521
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:15,949
- You're so right.
I don't know why I'm tripping.
522
00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:17,717
Let me just call my lawyer
real quick so I can sue
523
00:19:17,718 --> 00:19:19,216
your ass
for breach of contract.
524
00:19:19,217 --> 00:19:20,385
Hello, lawyer.
525
00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:22,185
We can't afford a lawsuit.
526
00:19:22,319 --> 00:19:23,920
Hi, honey.
527
00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:25,851
Your mom doesn't
have to do the movie.
528
00:19:25,852 --> 00:19:27,687
- Thank God.
- Mm-hmm.
529
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,119
But now if she
doesn't do the movie,
530
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,423
he gonna sue us
into the poorhouse.
531
00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:34,724
- Dang, from the whorehouse
to the poorhouse.
532
00:19:36,154 --> 00:19:38,957
- I am closer to the end
of my life, Terry,
533
00:19:39,022 --> 00:19:40,490
than the beginning.
534
00:19:40,491 --> 00:19:43,322
And I will not spend another
minute with the time I have
535
00:19:43,323 --> 00:19:44,824
left with you being mad at me.
536
00:19:44,889 --> 00:19:46,639
- So once again,
it's all about you.
537
00:19:46,657 --> 00:19:48,992
I'm just trying to apologize.
538
00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,327
- "Sorry" don't make your
lies go away, Mama.
539
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,593
- I lied because
I was ashamed, baby.
540
00:19:53,658 --> 00:19:55,393
I was trying to protect you.
541
00:19:55,459 --> 00:19:57,528
- You weren't lying
to protect me, Mama.
542
00:19:57,592 --> 00:19:59,594
You were lying
to protect yourself.
543
00:19:59,595 --> 00:20:01,459
- Why can't both
of those things be true?
544
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:02,894
'Cause they aren't.
545
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,730
- Parents just do
what they know, Terry.
546
00:20:06,794 --> 00:20:09,997
I am your mama,
but I am also a human.
547
00:20:09,998 --> 00:20:11,894
And I had aches and pains
long before
548
00:20:11,895 --> 00:20:13,497
you stepped foot on this Earth.
549
00:20:13,562 --> 00:20:15,063
I'm allowed to make mistakes.
550
00:20:15,064 --> 00:20:16,929
- Yes, Mama, you are
allowed to make mistakes,
551
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:20,667
but you're not allowed to make
me pay for them, all right?
552
00:20:20,731 --> 00:20:23,367
Now does that make you
as bad as Dad was?
553
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:24,665
No, it does not.
554
00:20:24,731 --> 00:20:26,901
- But it sure as hell
don't make you no saint.
555
00:20:29,032 --> 00:20:33,870
I needed you
to step between us, Mama.
556
00:20:33,871 --> 00:20:35,899
I cried myself to sleep
at night wondering
557
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:38,737
why you wouldn't do that
for me.
558
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:42,070
- You don't know what I was
doing when you weren't looking.
559
00:20:42,135 --> 00:20:43,703
Major was hurt back then.
560
00:20:43,768 --> 00:20:46,571
We were all hurt,
including your sisters.
561
00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:50,406
And all of that hurt
was misplaced.
562
00:20:50,470 --> 00:20:52,872
- You know,
you never understood
563
00:20:52,937 --> 00:20:55,105
what I went through
until after I left.
564
00:20:56,304 --> 00:21:00,338
When I wasn't the thing
565
00:21:00,339 --> 00:21:02,641
that he attacked,
566
00:21:02,705 --> 00:21:05,207
he started attacking you,
right?
567
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:07,708
- Yes, and that's why-
that's why I left
568
00:21:07,773 --> 00:21:09,908
his ass after all those years.
569
00:21:09,909 --> 00:21:10,973
Until now.
570
00:21:10,974 --> 00:21:13,076
But he's better.
I'm better.
571
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,777
And I hate that
my lies is stopping you
572
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:18,044
from getting
to your own better.
573
00:21:18,108 --> 00:21:21,379
If I could take back
all the hurt, baby, I would.
574
00:21:21,444 --> 00:21:23,579
I love you, Terry.
575
00:21:23,644 --> 00:21:25,346
I love you more
than life itself.
576
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,178
And I love you, Mama.
577
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,580
But love ain't never
made hurt go away.
578
00:21:29,645 --> 00:21:31,079
I know that.
579
00:21:31,145 --> 00:21:32,195
I know-
580
00:21:32,211 --> 00:21:33,447
[claps] Nigga!
581
00:21:33,512 --> 00:21:36,081
I'm sorry, but I'm hungry.
582
00:21:36,146 --> 00:21:38,181
Shit, I'm hungry too.
583
00:21:38,182 --> 00:21:39,479
Jules, have you told him yet?
584
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,512
We hungry.
585
00:21:40,513 --> 00:21:41,681
Told me what?
586
00:21:41,747 --> 00:21:43,882
What now? You ain't his mama?
587
00:21:43,948 --> 00:21:45,015
Brandon!
588
00:21:45,081 --> 00:21:47,451
You are his mama,
though, right?
589
00:21:47,452 --> 00:21:48,781
- You want to see
my stretch marks?
590
00:21:48,782 --> 00:21:51,552
Ooh, talk dirty to me, baby.
591
00:21:51,553 --> 00:21:53,349
- What do you have
to tell me now, Mama?
592
00:21:53,350 --> 00:21:56,753
- I have actually made some
headway in finding your father.
593
00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:58,627
- Hold-hold on.
What are you saying?
594
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,620
After all of this, are you-
595
00:22:01,685 --> 00:22:03,720
you saying you
finally found him?
596
00:22:03,785 --> 00:22:05,587
Here you go, baby.
597
00:22:06,819 --> 00:22:08,087
That's it, huh?
598
00:22:08,153 --> 00:22:10,088
- Yeah, that's that
bitch-ass nigga.
599
00:22:14,020 --> 00:22:16,022
- Thought I'd never
get the chance.
600
00:22:16,087 --> 00:22:17,589
[chuckles]
601
00:22:17,590 --> 00:22:19,887
Now that I got it, I don't
even know if I want the chance.
602
00:22:19,888 --> 00:22:21,790
- Well, baby,
whatever you decide,
603
00:22:21,856 --> 00:22:23,624
you have our full support.
604
00:22:23,689 --> 00:22:26,559
And that means everything
from here on out.
605
00:22:26,623 --> 00:22:27,673
I love you, Mama.
606
00:22:27,690 --> 00:22:28,924
I love you.
607
00:22:33,724 --> 00:22:37,127
Brandon, are you crying?
608
00:22:37,192 --> 00:22:39,995
- This just gives me hope
about my own trauma.
609
00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:42,061
- Oh, come here, Brandon.
- Oh, Daddy.
610
00:22:42,126 --> 00:22:43,176
It's all right.
611
00:22:45,894 --> 00:22:48,364
- I'm just glad
you not a ho anymore.
612
00:22:51,127 --> 00:22:52,177
Yeah.
613
00:22:53,363 --> 00:22:54,630
Sadiq?
614
00:22:54,696 --> 00:22:58,232
Hey, I talked it over
with my client,
615
00:22:58,233 --> 00:23:00,796
yeah, and unfortunately,
it's gonna be a hell no,
616
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:02,932
but we want to give
you all your money back
617
00:23:02,933 --> 00:23:04,697
- with no questions.
- I don't want no money.
618
00:23:04,698 --> 00:23:06,808
I'm already richer than you,
Brokerella.
619
00:23:08,265 --> 00:23:09,533
Excuse me, nigga?
620
00:23:09,599 --> 00:23:10,867
I got money.
621
00:23:10,868 --> 00:23:12,366
- Okay, well,
clearly it all went
622
00:23:12,367 --> 00:23:14,357
to your
ketchup-and-mustard couture.
623
00:23:14,367 --> 00:23:17,836
Listen, I'm not interested
in a refund, all right?
624
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:20,970
I'm interested in a star,
and that star is Pat, okay?
625
00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:22,903
Now is big sexy
gonna do the scene,
626
00:23:22,904 --> 00:23:24,734
or is her house gonna
get ready for a lien?
627
00:23:24,735 --> 00:23:26,637
Which one?
Which one? Which one?
628
00:23:26,702 --> 00:23:27,770
Sadiq?
629
00:23:27,835 --> 00:23:28,936
Yes, yes, yes?
630
00:23:29,002 --> 00:23:30,804
Look. Okay, listen.
631
00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:33,205
I got a few more good years
left in the girls,
632
00:23:33,270 --> 00:23:34,605
all right?
633
00:23:34,671 --> 00:23:38,375
So what if I flash
a little titty to the camera.
634
00:23:38,405 --> 00:23:39,773
Will we be good then?
635
00:23:39,838 --> 00:23:42,240
'Cause, you know-[chuckles]
636
00:23:42,373 --> 00:23:43,607
What you looking for?
637
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:46,143
- Somebody who actually
want to see your titties.
638
00:23:48,674 --> 00:23:50,175
Ms. Pat, what's going on?
639
00:23:50,176 --> 00:23:51,607
Your manager over here says
you don't want to do my film?
640
00:23:51,608 --> 00:23:52,842
Pat, just listen to me.
641
00:23:52,908 --> 00:23:54,288
Why would you tell him that?
642
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:55,542
I love this shit.
643
00:23:55,543 --> 00:23:57,441
These niggas all treat me
like a star.
644
00:23:57,442 --> 00:23:59,778
- And "these niggas"
she speaks of is me.
645
00:23:59,842 --> 00:24:02,011
I'm these niggas.
So what's the problem?
646
00:24:02,076 --> 00:24:04,376
- Nothing.
Let's shoot this shit.
647
00:24:04,377 --> 00:24:05,478
Let's shoot this shit.
648
00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:06,779
Let's make magic!
649
00:24:06,844 --> 00:24:08,846
- Pat, trust me.
You do not want to do this.
650
00:24:08,847 --> 00:24:10,378
- You spent all
that time trying
651
00:24:10,379 --> 00:24:12,110
to convince me to do this.
Now that I'm doing it,
652
00:24:12,111 --> 00:24:13,511
you don't think I can do it,
do you?
653
00:24:13,512 --> 00:24:14,611
You don't think I can act.
654
00:24:14,612 --> 00:24:15,980
That's not it, Pat.
655
00:24:15,981 --> 00:24:17,979
- All right, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
656
00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:19,948
- Pat, I just-I really-
657
00:24:20,013 --> 00:24:22,716
- Please get out of my frame,
Manager Brokerella.
658
00:24:22,781 --> 00:24:24,683
Thank you.
659
00:24:24,747 --> 00:24:26,557
She's going. She's going.
She's gone.
660
00:24:26,615 --> 00:24:27,749
All right.
661
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:28,847
Count your money.
662
00:24:28,848 --> 00:24:30,850
And action.
663
00:24:30,915 --> 00:24:32,917
- [knocking at door]
- Ooh.
664
00:24:35,384 --> 00:24:36,751
Oh, shit.
665
00:24:36,817 --> 00:24:38,786
Don't you move another inch.
666
00:24:38,850 --> 00:24:41,787
- I'll move if I want to,
you bitch.
667
00:24:41,851 --> 00:24:44,087
- Oh, who are you
calling a bitch, bitch?
668
00:24:44,088 --> 00:24:45,818
Put your hands on
the wall and spread 'em.
669
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:46,818
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
670
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:47,869
Don't spread.
671
00:24:47,886 --> 00:24:49,654
- It's a wrap.
- Watch out.
672
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,622
My mama ain't
spreading nothing.
673
00:24:51,687 --> 00:24:53,254
Cut!
674
00:24:53,388 --> 00:24:55,456
- What the fuck
are y'all doing?
675
00:24:55,457 --> 00:24:57,853
- That man trying to put
his foot on your head, Mama.
676
00:24:57,854 --> 00:24:59,222
What?
677
00:24:59,223 --> 00:25:00,921
- Pat, I'm so sorry
that I got you into this.
678
00:25:00,922 --> 00:25:03,154
- What the hell is happening?
What the hell is happening?
679
00:25:03,155 --> 00:25:05,858
- If y'all don't go sit
the fuck down and let me act!
680
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:07,091
I'm sorry, Sadiq.
681
00:25:07,156 --> 00:25:08,792
Get the fuck out of here.
682
00:25:08,856 --> 00:25:10,458
both: We ain't going nowhere.
683
00:25:10,524 --> 00:25:12,459
Get the fuck out of there!
684
00:25:13,576 --> 00:25:15,791
- We ready.
- You ready?
685
00:25:15,792 --> 00:25:16,842
- Stupid-ass family.
686
00:25:16,858 --> 00:25:18,527
- Stupid-ass family.
687
00:25:18,593 --> 00:25:19,794
All right, here we go.
688
00:25:19,795 --> 00:25:21,025
All right, everybody set?
689
00:25:21,026 --> 00:25:22,025
We're rolling.
690
00:25:22,026 --> 00:25:23,395
Count your money!
691
00:25:24,527 --> 00:25:25,728
Action!
692
00:25:25,794 --> 00:25:27,829
- [knocking at door]
- Ooh.
693
00:25:30,761 --> 00:25:32,062
Oh, shit!
694
00:25:32,128 --> 00:25:34,130
Don't you move another inch.
695
00:25:34,195 --> 00:25:36,831
- I'll move if I want to,
you bitch.
696
00:25:36,896 --> 00:25:39,198
- Who are you calling
a bitch, bitch?
697
00:25:39,199 --> 00:25:41,296
Put your hands on
the wall and spread 'em.
698
00:25:41,297 --> 00:25:43,165
And if I don't?
699
00:25:43,230 --> 00:25:46,467
- Well, I got money
that says that you do.
700
00:25:47,565 --> 00:25:51,168
And I like my women...old.
701
00:25:51,232 --> 00:25:54,769
- Nigga, put your
goddamn dick up.
702
00:25:54,833 --> 00:25:56,802
What the fuck is going on?
703
00:25:56,866 --> 00:25:58,802
What the fuck is
going on, Sadiq?
704
00:25:58,867 --> 00:26:00,669
- He's just doing
the scene, Pat.
705
00:26:00,734 --> 00:26:02,068
He's just doing the scene.
706
00:26:02,134 --> 00:26:05,304
- I didn't read nothing
about no damn bald dick.
707
00:26:05,403 --> 00:26:07,705
- Pat, that's what
we was trying to tell you.
708
00:26:07,769 --> 00:26:09,004
Yeah, Ma.
709
00:26:09,005 --> 00:26:11,002
- This man, Sadiq, is a fuh-reak.
- What?
710
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,805
Did anybody read
the damn script?
711
00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:14,406
I read my part.
712
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,537
It never said nothing about
no light-skinned bald dick.
713
00:26:16,538 --> 00:26:18,272
You ain't read page 56?
714
00:26:18,405 --> 00:26:20,773
- You trying to trick us
into doing a porno.
715
00:26:20,838 --> 00:26:22,573
This is not a porno!
716
00:26:22,639 --> 00:26:24,273
Like, oh, my gosh.
717
00:26:24,407 --> 00:26:27,943
- Then why are these people
out here fucking like acrobats?
718
00:26:27,944 --> 00:26:31,740
- I know damn well y'all not
over there fucking right now.
719
00:26:31,741 --> 00:26:33,843
- Yeah.
- Turn it off!
720
00:26:33,908 --> 00:26:35,776
- Sorry, Sadiq.
- Turn it off!
721
00:26:35,841 --> 00:26:37,543
- Just rehearsing
the next scene.
722
00:26:37,544 --> 00:26:39,241
You want me to take
the ball dust off?
723
00:26:39,242 --> 00:26:41,277
What the fuck is ball dust?
724
00:26:41,278 --> 00:26:43,042
- It's candy.
- It makes them taste better.
725
00:26:43,043 --> 00:26:44,412
Candy on balls, Sadiq?
726
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:46,287
Young people always
making up shit.
727
00:26:46,411 --> 00:26:50,280
When you get married, sex is
only in between commercials.
728
00:26:50,281 --> 00:26:53,077
First of all, old people never
put damn sugar on the ball.
729
00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:56,015
It'll give them
a diabetic dick stroke.
730
00:26:57,646 --> 00:26:59,214
I'm serious, Sadiq.
731
00:26:59,215 --> 00:27:00,946
You had me in this motherfucker
knowing that these people were
732
00:27:00,947 --> 00:27:02,546
gonna be fucking
like a goddamn frog.
733
00:27:02,547 --> 00:27:04,716
Do I look like
a frog fucker to you?
734
00:27:06,881 --> 00:27:08,321
They doing a reverse cowgirl.
735
00:27:08,322 --> 00:27:09,681
- Well, she's just
doing that, Pat-
736
00:27:09,682 --> 00:27:11,681
- Every real bitch know
you ain't got to reverse
737
00:27:11,682 --> 00:27:13,150
the cow to get to the beef.
738
00:27:13,608 --> 00:27:17,216
Good sex is like
being a politician.
739
00:27:17,217 --> 00:27:19,152
You got to know
how to get what you want
740
00:27:19,217 --> 00:27:21,567
without doing a motherfucking
thing to get it.
741
00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:26,587
And cut.
742
00:27:26,652 --> 00:27:27,720
Wait, what?
743
00:27:27,721 --> 00:27:29,184
- I think you just
fucked up my film
744
00:27:29,185 --> 00:27:31,054
in the best way possible.
745
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,122
All I wanted was
a genuine perspective
746
00:27:33,186 --> 00:27:34,522
on what it meant to be a MILF.
747
00:27:34,587 --> 00:27:36,277
- Please don't call
my mama a MILF.
748
00:27:36,287 --> 00:27:38,189
I done been through
enough today.
749
00:27:38,254 --> 00:27:39,856
So you not suing us, Sadiq?
750
00:27:39,922 --> 00:27:41,690
Are you kidding me? No.
751
00:27:41,691 --> 00:27:43,622
No, I mean, it's not
what I was looking for,
752
00:27:43,623 --> 00:27:46,626
but this perspective alone
is some funny shit.
753
00:27:46,689 --> 00:27:48,190
I think a star is born.
754
00:27:48,256 --> 00:27:49,825
Really, that's it?
755
00:27:49,890 --> 00:27:51,459
Nah.
756
00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:54,289
I got a feeling that's just the
beginning for you, big sexy.
757
00:27:54,290 --> 00:27:57,000
All right, everybody, that's
a picture wrap on Ms. Pat.
758
00:27:57,058 --> 00:27:58,226
Let's give it up.
759
00:27:58,291 --> 00:27:59,993
[cheers and applause]
760
00:28:00,059 --> 00:28:01,327
Oh, hell no.
761
00:28:01,328 --> 00:28:02,926
You're not about
to fuck me to the hospital.
762
00:28:02,927 --> 00:28:04,729
Turn it off!
Turn it off!
763
00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:08,430
Superstar.
764
00:28:08,461 --> 00:28:10,295
How was the big movie debut?
765
00:28:10,296 --> 00:28:12,461
Was it as hard as you
thought it was gonna be?
766
00:28:12,462 --> 00:28:14,497
Ooh, baby, it was real hard.
767
00:28:15,762 --> 00:28:18,097
I mean real, real hard.
768
00:28:18,162 --> 00:28:20,197
Hard.
769
00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:22,298
But Sadiq say I'm a star.
770
00:28:22,431 --> 00:28:24,232
Ah, that's my baby.
771
00:28:24,297 --> 00:28:26,434
I knew you could do it.
772
00:28:26,435 --> 00:28:29,031
- Yeah, more importantly,
did you speak to your mother?
773
00:28:29,032 --> 00:28:30,133
I did.
774
00:28:30,198 --> 00:28:31,434
And thank you, baby.
775
00:28:31,435 --> 00:28:32,732
You were right
about hearing her out.
776
00:28:32,733 --> 00:28:34,735
We got a lot
of healing done today.
777
00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:36,167
Oh, I'm glad to hear that.
778
00:28:36,233 --> 00:28:37,613
You got your big boy pants on.
779
00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:39,335
I sure did. [chuckles]
780
00:28:40,768 --> 00:28:41,818
Mm.
781
00:28:42,868 --> 00:28:44,002
Yeah.
782
00:28:44,068 --> 00:28:46,170
And now,
I think it might be time
783
00:28:46,235 --> 00:28:47,703
to take them off again.
784
00:28:47,704 --> 00:28:49,835
- Ooh, well, this is a good
night for you to ask, baby.
785
00:28:49,836 --> 00:28:51,438
I got some accessories for you.
786
00:28:51,503 --> 00:28:52,638
Oh, yeah?
787
00:28:55,704 --> 00:28:58,173
Fun Balls Dust? Ooh.
788
00:28:58,238 --> 00:29:00,106
- Let me shut the door.
- Grape.
789
00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:01,673
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
790
00:29:01,739 --> 00:29:03,641
Cherry, blueberry.
791
00:29:03,642 --> 00:29:05,539
And guess what?
It's diabetic-free.
792
00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:07,307
- It won't kill us.
- [chuckles]
793
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,341
- Terry?
- Huh?
794
00:29:10,441 --> 00:29:11,775
Go wash your balls.
795
00:29:14,307 --> 00:29:16,444
I already showered, baby.
796
00:29:16,475 --> 00:29:18,544
- Well, shit,
I need to wash my pussy.
797
00:29:21,576 --> 00:29:24,479
- Hey, Brandon, you want to
try this new candy that Ma got?
798
00:29:24,544 --> 00:29:25,778
Yeah.
799
00:29:26,075 --> 00:29:29,944
- Damn, that's delicious.
- Yeah, ain't it?
800
00:29:29,945 --> 00:29:30,995
That's good, man.
801
00:29:31,011 --> 00:29:32,246
You know what?
802
00:29:34,345 --> 00:29:36,575
Could you do a product
review for my TikTok?
803
00:29:36,576 --> 00:29:38,178
- Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah, let's do it.
804
00:29:38,179 --> 00:29:39,514
All right.
805
00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:41,948
Turn it around.
806
00:29:42,013 --> 00:29:43,882
All right.
807
00:29:43,947 --> 00:29:45,081
[sighs]
808
00:29:45,148 --> 00:29:47,116
What's going on, Junebuggers?
809
00:29:47,181 --> 00:29:48,816
Today I have a special guest.
810
00:29:48,817 --> 00:29:50,614
- Say what's up, Brandon.
- [muffled] What's up?
811
00:29:50,615 --> 00:29:53,317
- All right,
now tell us exactly
812
00:29:53,450 --> 00:29:55,084
what you think about the candy.
813
00:29:55,150 --> 00:29:56,450
All right.
814
00:29:56,451 --> 00:29:58,753
- Well, it's sweet.
- Mm.
815
00:29:58,817 --> 00:30:00,185
A little salty.
816
00:30:00,251 --> 00:30:01,519
But it's good.
817
00:30:01,585 --> 00:30:03,654
And let me try
this right here.
818
00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:06,455
Mm, that second sack
taste good too.
819
00:30:09,486 --> 00:30:12,255
- [sighs]
Well, there you have it, folks.
820
00:30:12,319 --> 00:30:15,089
Big bro has officially
given a thumbs up
821
00:30:15,154 --> 00:30:17,923
to sex candy for musty balls.
822
00:30:17,988 --> 00:30:19,089
- What?
- [laughs]
823
00:30:19,155 --> 00:30:21,123
- What the-boy!
824
00:30:21,188 --> 00:30:23,290
Mama!
825
00:30:26,683 --> 00:30:29,262
- * She's a grown-ass woman *
826
00:30:29,263 --> 00:30:31,031
* And she don't
take no stuff *
827
00:30:31,098 --> 00:30:32,967
* She's a grown-ass woman *
828
00:30:33,033 --> 00:30:35,302
* And you can't get enough *
829
00:30:35,369 --> 00:30:37,505
* She's a grown-ass woman *
830
00:30:37,572 --> 00:30:39,540
* With a husband and kids *
831
00:30:39,607 --> 00:30:42,610
* She's a grown-ass woman *
832
00:30:42,677 --> 00:30:47,848
* And it's
"The Ms. Pat Show" *
833
00:30:47,898 --> 00:30:52,448
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