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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:16,146 [cheers and applause] 2 00:00:16,229 --> 00:00:17,665 You ever wish you could get 3 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,579 a restraining order on your past? 4 00:00:19,664 --> 00:00:21,231 audience: Yes! 5 00:00:21,232 --> 00:00:23,272 - No matter what you do, that clingy bitch 6 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,840 keep coming back. 7 00:00:25,841 --> 00:00:27,662 The truth is, y'all, you keep giving it 8 00:00:27,663 --> 00:00:29,535 a tracking device. 9 00:00:29,620 --> 00:00:31,448 Holding on to the bad things 10 00:00:31,533 --> 00:00:34,840 won't allow you to appreciate the good. 11 00:00:34,841 --> 00:00:37,314 When you bottle up your past, it roars in your stomach, 12 00:00:37,315 --> 00:00:39,535 like bubble guts. 13 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:43,058 And you need to take a shit. 14 00:00:43,141 --> 00:00:46,188 But make sure you wash your fucking hands 15 00:00:46,272 --> 00:00:48,796 'cause don't nobody like doo-doo fingertips. 16 00:00:48,881 --> 00:00:50,361 [laughter] 17 00:00:50,446 --> 00:00:52,013 Enjoy the show! 18 00:00:52,098 --> 00:00:55,275 [applause] 19 00:00:58,836 --> 00:01:00,621 - Hey. Good morning, Pat-Pat. 20 00:01:00,706 --> 00:01:03,361 Welcome to Denise's Build-A-Bad-Bitch 21 00:01:03,446 --> 00:01:06,057 Salon Incorporated, LLC, 22 00:01:06,141 --> 00:01:10,102 trademarked nonprofit for profit. 23 00:01:10,185 --> 00:01:15,059 - Get that Scamazon Prime shit off my stove. 24 00:01:15,141 --> 00:01:17,911 - But you said I could set my salon up in here, remember? 25 00:01:17,967 --> 00:01:20,056 - I can't cook around all this hair. 26 00:01:20,141 --> 00:01:21,951 - Well, you can't cook, period, Pat. 27 00:01:21,952 --> 00:01:24,966 And plus, I got a client coming, 28 00:01:24,967 --> 00:01:26,838 so I need for you to be nice 29 00:01:26,839 --> 00:01:29,139 'cause I'm trying to get in as many heads as possible 30 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:30,574 before your big show in Atlanta next week. 31 00:01:30,575 --> 00:01:32,055 I'm nice to everybody. 32 00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:33,950 - You know a nigga named Everybody? 33 00:01:36,010 --> 00:01:38,316 - Why do I need to be nice? She rich? 34 00:01:38,401 --> 00:01:40,838 - No. Her name's Veronica, and she's a medium. 35 00:01:40,922 --> 00:01:43,360 - Medium? She a midget? 36 00:01:43,445 --> 00:01:45,534 No, like she's a psychic. 37 00:01:45,618 --> 00:01:48,055 - Girl, bye. - I'm for real. 38 00:01:48,056 --> 00:01:50,009 - You believe in that bullshit, Denise? 39 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:51,837 - I believe I need to get this money. 40 00:01:51,922 --> 00:01:53,620 [doorbell rings] 41 00:01:53,621 --> 00:01:55,747 And you need to keep your thoughts to yourself. 42 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:57,185 Please. 43 00:01:57,270 --> 00:01:59,080 - I don't give a fuck about Miss Cleo. 44 00:02:01,531 --> 00:02:04,490 - Grand rising, Sister Goddess Denise. 45 00:02:06,879 --> 00:02:08,707 Mm! 46 00:02:08,792 --> 00:02:12,622 I just love how you greet a sister goddess with respect. 47 00:02:12,705 --> 00:02:14,141 - Come on in. - Thank you. 48 00:02:14,142 --> 00:02:15,877 - And just know, I'm still charging full price 49 00:02:15,878 --> 00:02:18,315 - like you charge them crystals. - Oh. 50 00:02:18,400 --> 00:02:20,402 - Veronica, this is my sister Patricia. 51 00:02:20,487 --> 00:02:22,533 - Hello. Nice to meet you. - Pat. 52 00:02:24,617 --> 00:02:26,847 - I'm just trying to see if she can read minds. 53 00:02:28,791 --> 00:02:29,841 How you doing? 54 00:02:32,183 --> 00:02:36,535 - Denise, look, I don't mean to sound all bougie, 55 00:02:36,536 --> 00:02:38,398 but when you told me about your new salon, 56 00:02:38,399 --> 00:02:40,008 I didn't think you'd be fixing kitchens in a kitchen. 57 00:02:40,009 --> 00:02:41,184 [laughs] 58 00:02:41,269 --> 00:02:42,922 You didn't see that coming? 59 00:02:43,009 --> 00:02:44,445 What is your name again? 60 00:02:44,530 --> 00:02:46,532 - Pat. - Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat. 61 00:02:46,617 --> 00:02:49,359 You know what? Your aura's all over the place. 62 00:02:49,443 --> 00:02:51,271 - And your hair is all over the place. 63 00:02:51,356 --> 00:02:54,141 - Pat. Do you know what, Veronica? 64 00:02:54,225 --> 00:02:55,922 Let's get started 65 00:02:56,008 --> 00:02:59,968 on your Denise treatment, or Denise-ment, if you will. 66 00:02:59,969 --> 00:03:02,007 - Great, because I have a reference picture. 67 00:03:02,008 --> 00:03:03,400 I want that hairstyle. 68 00:03:03,486 --> 00:03:05,923 Oh. 69 00:03:06,008 --> 00:03:08,358 [chuckles nervously] 70 00:03:08,442 --> 00:03:11,793 You want-you want-you want that style on purpose? 71 00:03:11,794 --> 00:03:13,702 Because, you know, I'm a really great stylist, 72 00:03:13,703 --> 00:03:15,748 and she looks terrible. 73 00:03:15,833 --> 00:03:18,488 - Well, that's a picture of my mother. 74 00:03:18,572 --> 00:03:20,009 - Oh, damn. - Yeah. 75 00:03:20,094 --> 00:03:22,270 - You sure that's not your daddy? 76 00:03:24,877 --> 00:03:29,838 - No, that's my mother, and she is deceased. 77 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:32,792 - Oh, we're sorry to hear that. Our mother passed as well. 78 00:03:32,876 --> 00:03:35,487 - Yeah, my mama was a bitch. I didn't like her. 79 00:03:35,572 --> 00:03:37,009 Well, you know, 80 00:03:37,010 --> 00:03:38,875 you really shouldn't speak of the ascended that way. 81 00:03:38,876 --> 00:03:40,484 - I can guarantee you, my mama ain't ascended nowhere, honey. 82 00:03:40,485 --> 00:03:42,226 She dropped. 83 00:03:44,007 --> 00:03:47,184 - How about we just say that our mother, Mildred, 84 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:50,358 was a complex woman with a unique parenting style? 85 00:03:50,441 --> 00:03:52,138 - Well, still, a mother's energy 86 00:03:52,224 --> 00:03:54,574 is integral to a daughter's life. 87 00:03:54,658 --> 00:03:57,487 I mean, you wouldn't be here without her. 88 00:03:57,488 --> 00:03:59,657 - My mama told me if a man didn't punch you in the face, 89 00:03:59,658 --> 00:04:01,095 he didn't love you. 90 00:04:01,096 --> 00:04:03,092 You know how many times I got punched in the face 91 00:04:03,093 --> 00:04:05,878 and I thought that shit was foreplay? 92 00:04:05,962 --> 00:04:07,833 - She learned it from her mother. 93 00:04:07,918 --> 00:04:09,659 It's a cycle. 94 00:04:09,745 --> 00:04:13,140 People can only love you with what they know. 95 00:04:13,223 --> 00:04:14,920 Ooh, ooh. 96 00:04:15,006 --> 00:04:17,486 You know, you really need to get rid of all of that... 97 00:04:17,571 --> 00:04:19,834 anger inside you, 98 00:04:19,918 --> 00:04:21,833 you know, and fast. 99 00:04:21,918 --> 00:04:24,356 - Mm. - Girl, I ain't angry. 100 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,138 - But I see the anger. It's all around you. 101 00:04:27,223 --> 00:04:30,270 - I let that shit go a long time ago. 102 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,163 - Well, that's not what I'm reading. 103 00:04:32,164 --> 00:04:34,221 - Well, you need to put me down and pick up another book. 104 00:04:34,222 --> 00:04:35,484 OK. 105 00:04:39,657 --> 00:04:42,443 Spirit says it is important to let go of the things 106 00:04:42,527 --> 00:04:43,789 that have been done to us. 107 00:04:43,875 --> 00:04:46,791 If not, we become them. 108 00:04:48,048 --> 00:04:49,223 Oh, hell no. 109 00:04:49,224 --> 00:04:50,700 - You need to hold on to something else 110 00:04:50,701 --> 00:04:52,007 about your mama. 111 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,311 Otherwise, there would be no Pat! 112 00:04:54,396 --> 00:04:57,356 Without Mildred. 113 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:00,356 - I'm Pat in spite of Mildred, OK? 114 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,486 I'm a good mother, I got a beautiful home, 115 00:05:03,487 --> 00:05:05,568 and I'm in here trying to cook my fucking swine 116 00:05:05,569 --> 00:05:07,484 before you got here. 117 00:05:07,569 --> 00:05:09,919 Mildred is a mean bitch. 118 00:05:12,135 --> 00:05:14,094 Oh. 119 00:05:16,787 --> 00:05:19,529 She does not like being called a bitch. 120 00:05:19,613 --> 00:05:22,311 - Well, what, are you talking to her or something? 121 00:05:22,312 --> 00:05:24,133 - Hell no, she ain't talking to nobody. 122 00:05:24,134 --> 00:05:26,571 Get your ass back in this goddamn chair. 123 00:05:26,656 --> 00:05:31,705 - Your mother's energy is very eager to speak with you. 124 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:36,177 - Look, enough of this bibbidi bobbidi bullshit, OK? 125 00:05:36,178 --> 00:05:38,136 Sit down and get your hair done, 126 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:40,307 and put these fake-ass spirits back in your pocket. 127 00:05:40,308 --> 00:05:44,008 [humming] 128 00:05:44,091 --> 00:05:45,875 - Denise, this bitch is boiling! 129 00:05:48,351 --> 00:05:52,137 - Bikram, bakram, vector, vak, vakram. 130 00:05:52,220 --> 00:05:54,048 - Bitch, you ain't Harry Potter! 131 00:05:57,916 --> 00:06:00,658 - Pat, I think you should stop. - Too late. It's done. 132 00:06:00,742 --> 00:06:03,310 - What ain't gonna be done is your goddamn hair. 133 00:06:03,394 --> 00:06:05,266 Please leave. 134 00:06:05,351 --> 00:06:07,266 It's free. 135 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:19,270 Have a nice day. 136 00:06:21,264 --> 00:06:22,743 Who was that? 137 00:06:22,828 --> 00:06:25,440 Or what was that? 138 00:06:25,524 --> 00:06:27,352 That was my client, 139 00:06:27,437 --> 00:06:29,352 and I think she just put a curse on Pat. 140 00:06:29,437 --> 00:06:31,526 Curse? 141 00:06:31,527 --> 00:06:33,958 No, I don't even like cursing of the bad word variety 142 00:06:33,959 --> 00:06:37,789 in this house, so I rebuke that BS. 143 00:06:37,790 --> 00:06:39,653 - Well, what you need to be rebuking 144 00:06:39,654 --> 00:06:41,827 is the first of the month, because Erykah Badu 145 00:06:41,828 --> 00:06:43,917 just took your rent money. 146 00:06:46,089 --> 00:06:48,019 - Well, bitch, you better call Tyrone. 147 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:52,613 ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪ 148 00:06:52,697 --> 00:06:55,178 ♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 149 00:06:55,263 --> 00:06:57,439 - Man, I love "Relative Ruckus." 150 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:59,739 - Oh, it ain't nothing but a Tubi version of "Family Feud." 151 00:06:59,740 --> 00:07:01,873 Let's go, Black family! 152 00:07:01,958 --> 00:07:03,525 They're both Black. 153 00:07:03,610 --> 00:07:06,482 - Let's go Black-ass family. 154 00:07:06,483 --> 00:07:07,609 - Yeah, 'cause that light-skinned family 155 00:07:07,610 --> 00:07:09,003 is getting a little cocky, 156 00:07:09,004 --> 00:07:10,348 but them other niggas about to come back. 157 00:07:10,349 --> 00:07:11,698 Watch. 158 00:07:11,784 --> 00:07:13,699 Name a cereal mascot. 159 00:07:13,784 --> 00:07:15,612 - Tony the Tiger. - Captain Crunch. 160 00:07:15,697 --> 00:07:17,307 Orangutan Otis. 161 00:07:17,392 --> 00:07:19,742 - Who the heck is Orangutan Otis? 162 00:07:19,827 --> 00:07:22,787 - The cereal my mama used to buy us from the liquor store. 163 00:07:22,870 --> 00:07:25,612 [eerie piano music] 164 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:27,869 When the hell did they start playing soaps at night? 165 00:07:27,870 --> 00:07:30,130 Junebug, turn it back. We were watching the "Ruckus." 166 00:07:30,131 --> 00:07:31,391 I didn't change the channel. 167 00:07:31,392 --> 00:07:32,478 It started playing that on its own. 168 00:07:32,479 --> 00:07:34,348 - Yeah, he right, 'cause the remote's right there. 169 00:07:34,349 --> 00:07:36,568 - That's weird. - Flip it back. 170 00:07:36,652 --> 00:07:39,220 [coughing] 171 00:07:39,305 --> 00:07:41,873 - Ma, you all right? - [coughing] 172 00:07:41,957 --> 00:07:44,177 Y'all don't smell that cigarette smoke? 173 00:07:44,262 --> 00:07:46,873 - [coughing] - I'ma go get some water. 174 00:07:46,957 --> 00:07:50,178 - Ugh, can you at least cover your mouth? 175 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,263 Being sick is not really my brand. 176 00:07:52,348 --> 00:07:54,872 [coughing] 177 00:07:54,957 --> 00:07:56,176 - You OK, Pat-Pat? 178 00:07:56,261 --> 00:07:58,828 - Yeah. [clears throat] 179 00:07:58,913 --> 00:07:59,963 You got it? 180 00:08:00,870 --> 00:08:02,785 [sputters] 181 00:08:02,869 --> 00:08:05,828 Goddamn! I'm good. 182 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,305 Change the channel. 183 00:08:12,869 --> 00:08:15,132 Pat, what if it's not the TV? 184 00:08:15,133 --> 00:08:17,129 - What do you mean? What you thinking? 185 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,433 - Well, I'm thinking that what if it's 186 00:08:18,434 --> 00:08:20,086 that "Color Purple" shit that Veronica did? 187 00:08:20,087 --> 00:08:22,915 - What if it's a real curse, Pat? - Really? 188 00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:24,476 You know our cable be fucking up, 189 00:08:24,477 --> 00:08:27,393 and I'm covered in the blood of Jesus. 190 00:08:27,477 --> 00:08:30,785 - Pat, Jesus don't know you like that. 191 00:08:30,786 --> 00:08:32,694 - Mm-mm, I don't know what y'all two are talking about, 192 00:08:32,695 --> 00:08:34,563 but I don't mess around with no curse. 193 00:08:34,564 --> 00:08:36,218 In fact, just to be safe, 194 00:08:36,219 --> 00:08:38,781 I'ma go roll around in the sage on the side of the garage. 195 00:08:38,782 --> 00:08:41,312 - He's about to learn real quick that's poison oak. 196 00:08:43,042 --> 00:08:44,913 - Just gonna leave without paying me. 197 00:08:44,914 --> 00:08:46,346 I ought to put my foot in your 198 00:08:46,347 --> 00:08:49,393 bewitched, bothered, be-nappy ass. 199 00:08:49,477 --> 00:08:50,797 [cabinet door thuds shut] 200 00:08:54,911 --> 00:08:57,914 OK. It's been a long day. 201 00:08:57,999 --> 00:08:59,609 Girl's hearing things. 202 00:08:59,694 --> 00:09:01,652 Oh, my gosh. 203 00:09:01,737 --> 00:09:04,784 My mind is playing tricks on me Geto Boys style. 204 00:09:04,868 --> 00:09:06,261 [cabinet door slams] 205 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:07,396 Oh, hell- 206 00:09:07,433 --> 00:09:09,183 [cabinet doors slamming] Oh, oh! 207 00:09:09,259 --> 00:09:10,829 - Pat! - What's wrong, Denise? 208 00:09:10,868 --> 00:09:12,696 [screams] 209 00:09:12,781 --> 00:09:14,565 Oh, no! No! 210 00:09:14,650 --> 00:09:17,305 - Terry! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 211 00:09:17,389 --> 00:09:19,259 What's going on in here? What? What? 212 00:09:21,389 --> 00:09:24,479 - Some freaky shit is going on in here. 213 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,127 The cabinets, they was just opening 214 00:09:26,128 --> 00:09:27,912 and closing all by themselves. 215 00:09:27,998 --> 00:09:30,304 - They was. - Auntie, let me find out 216 00:09:30,305 --> 00:09:31,692 you putting something a little extra 217 00:09:31,693 --> 00:09:32,735 in them cigarettes you be smoking. 218 00:09:32,736 --> 00:09:35,261 No. 219 00:09:35,262 --> 00:09:36,953 - Is this what menopause is like? 220 00:09:36,954 --> 00:09:38,347 Seriously, y'all. 221 00:09:38,432 --> 00:09:40,564 It's a spirit in here, and it's mad as hell. 222 00:09:40,565 --> 00:09:43,474 - Y'all two still tripping off that crazy lady from earlier? 223 00:09:43,475 --> 00:09:45,521 - Look, long story short, I pissed off 224 00:09:45,606 --> 00:09:48,261 a witch bitch today, and she put a curse on us. 225 00:09:48,345 --> 00:09:50,434 - OK, this is ridiculous. I'm going to bed. 226 00:09:50,435 --> 00:09:52,561 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Janelle. 227 00:09:52,562 --> 00:09:53,692 Now, see, I don't believe in this curse either, 228 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:54,868 but look at them. 229 00:09:54,953 --> 00:09:56,955 They all shook up, looking raggedy. 230 00:09:58,434 --> 00:10:00,865 Have some sympathy, baby. 231 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:02,128 Thank you, Terry. 232 00:10:02,214 --> 00:10:04,173 - I mean, I personally could have done 233 00:10:04,258 --> 00:10:06,738 without being called raggedy. 234 00:10:06,822 --> 00:10:08,389 Well, look, look, look. 235 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,170 Why don't we just- just gather hands 236 00:10:10,171 --> 00:10:11,824 - and pray, huh? - OK. 237 00:10:11,909 --> 00:10:14,390 Oh, hell no. 238 00:10:14,391 --> 00:10:15,300 Ain't nobody praying with you, Terry. 239 00:10:15,301 --> 00:10:16,563 You take too fucking long. 240 00:10:16,648 --> 00:10:19,216 God don't even like you to pray, mm-mm. 241 00:10:19,217 --> 00:10:20,647 - You sure you don't want to pray, Pat? 242 00:10:20,648 --> 00:10:23,086 - Go upstairs and go to bed. Good night. Good night. 243 00:10:23,171 --> 00:10:24,741 I'll be up there in two seconds. 244 00:10:27,257 --> 00:10:28,307 Love you. 245 00:10:28,344 --> 00:10:29,954 Oh, Pat. 246 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:33,304 I still think we need some prayer. 247 00:10:33,387 --> 00:10:37,478 Maybe-maybe I just need some water to calm my nerves. 248 00:10:37,479 --> 00:10:38,864 - Yeah. - Just get me a glass of water. 249 00:10:38,865 --> 00:10:40,519 [whimpering] 250 00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:42,694 You can do it. 251 00:10:42,778 --> 00:10:44,954 - The cup- the cup is in the cabinet. 252 00:10:45,039 --> 00:10:46,214 You can do it. 253 00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:53,780 Take your time. 254 00:10:53,865 --> 00:10:56,824 Yes, yes, yes. 255 00:10:56,908 --> 00:10:58,823 Oh, Pat! 256 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,737 This water's brown! 257 00:11:01,821 --> 00:11:03,562 Oh, my God, it's cursed. 258 00:11:03,647 --> 00:11:04,997 This is cursed water. 259 00:11:05,083 --> 00:11:06,475 This cursed water? 260 00:11:08,865 --> 00:11:11,172 This Hennessy. 261 00:11:11,256 --> 00:11:12,605 - Hey, Ma, can I go to- 262 00:11:12,691 --> 00:11:14,910 No, taste this. 263 00:11:14,911 --> 00:11:16,124 - Do you notice anything strange 264 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:18,954 about that regular cup of water? 265 00:11:19,038 --> 00:11:21,475 - No. It tastes like sink water. 266 00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:26,692 Tastes like Hennessy. 267 00:11:26,777 --> 00:11:29,547 - Oh, well, that definitely ain't Hennessy, 'cause I- 268 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:34,172 Is what I would say if I knew what alcohol tasted like. 269 00:11:37,472 --> 00:11:40,040 - OK, Pat. It's only affecting us. 270 00:11:40,125 --> 00:11:42,345 So we really are cursed. 271 00:11:42,429 --> 00:11:45,084 This some "Scooby-Doo" shit going on here. 272 00:11:45,085 --> 00:11:46,341 - Well, let's get the Mystery Van 273 00:11:46,342 --> 00:11:48,126 and get the fuck up out of here. 274 00:11:48,211 --> 00:11:49,721 - [as Scooby-Doo] All right! 275 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,952 - Ooh! OK, OK, OK. 276 00:11:59,037 --> 00:12:01,518 OK. All right, you got this. 277 00:12:01,603 --> 00:12:05,346 Whew, college acceptance letter number one. 278 00:12:05,429 --> 00:12:07,474 [laughs] Here we go! 279 00:12:09,732 --> 00:12:12,083 Why am I so nervous? 280 00:12:12,168 --> 00:12:14,257 Come on, Janelle. You got this. 281 00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:16,170 I mean, you worked hard for this. 282 00:12:16,255 --> 00:12:18,344 You worked hard. You worked hard. 283 00:12:18,428 --> 00:12:21,474 You got this. OK. 284 00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:25,171 "Dear Janelle Carson, we regret to"- 285 00:12:30,819 --> 00:12:33,170 Howard rejected me? 286 00:12:33,254 --> 00:12:35,821 [phone buzzes] 287 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,035 - [FaceTime chimes] - Hey, Janelle. 288 00:12:37,036 --> 00:12:38,472 Hey, Jess. 289 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,608 Everything OK? 290 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:42,083 Yeah. I'm fine. 291 00:12:42,167 --> 00:12:43,864 - You sure? You look like ass. 292 00:12:43,949 --> 00:12:45,864 Thanks. I needed that. 293 00:12:45,949 --> 00:12:48,179 - Why are you being so serious, drama queen? 294 00:12:49,905 --> 00:12:52,996 - I just got some really, really weird news. 295 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:55,430 OK, weird like how? 296 00:12:57,383 --> 00:12:59,037 - You know what? Never mind. 297 00:12:59,038 --> 00:13:00,687 Did you- did you need anything? 298 00:13:00,688 --> 00:13:02,600 - Yeah, you said to call you when I got home. 299 00:13:02,601 --> 00:13:04,208 You said it was about Treyq'uan. 300 00:13:04,209 --> 00:13:06,037 Oh, right. 301 00:13:06,122 --> 00:13:08,690 Well, he messaged me. 302 00:13:08,775 --> 00:13:10,820 What? When? 303 00:13:10,821 --> 00:13:12,991 I thought you blocked him on everything after Nudegate. 304 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:15,690 - I did, but he created a fake account and apologized. 305 00:13:15,775 --> 00:13:17,472 Aw. 306 00:13:17,557 --> 00:13:20,517 - [scoffs] I know. But I left him on read. 307 00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:22,951 And now he says he's coming over here. 308 00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:26,212 - Honestly, as long as it stays on the good side of stalker, 309 00:13:26,296 --> 00:13:28,559 I stan his determination. 310 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,512 - I don't think he's serious about coming here. 311 00:13:30,513 --> 00:13:33,168 I mean, you know Trey is terrified of my mama. 312 00:13:33,253 --> 00:13:34,732 Aren't we all? 313 00:13:34,817 --> 00:13:36,819 [knocking] 314 00:13:36,904 --> 00:13:39,037 - Let me call you back. [FaceTime chimes] 315 00:13:43,730 --> 00:13:44,780 What- 316 00:13:46,718 --> 00:13:50,207 - Thought the window would be more romantic 317 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,601 than the front door. 318 00:13:51,687 --> 00:13:53,645 Also, I'm terrified of your mama. 319 00:13:55,414 --> 00:13:59,555 - Why are you sleeping out here with all that 320 00:13:59,556 --> 00:14:02,429 paranormal Activia going on around here? 321 00:14:02,513 --> 00:14:04,323 - What does it matter where I sleep? 322 00:14:04,382 --> 00:14:06,384 It's not like the ghost is gonna say, 323 00:14:06,385 --> 00:14:08,251 "Oh, shit, her bedroom door is closed. 324 00:14:08,252 --> 00:14:11,559 Let's leave this one alone." 325 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,166 [sharp thud] 326 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,905 What the hell was that? 327 00:14:14,991 --> 00:14:17,461 - It sound like it was coming from Janelle's room. 328 00:14:17,512 --> 00:14:20,732 - Oh, hell no, Mr. Ghost. Don't take my good child. 329 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:22,626 - Well, just pray it's a white ghost. 330 00:14:22,686 --> 00:14:24,556 They'll bring her annoying ass back. 331 00:14:26,947 --> 00:14:29,558 - Look, I forgive you, but I haven't forgotten. 332 00:14:29,642 --> 00:14:31,383 We're done. 333 00:14:31,468 --> 00:14:33,818 - I mean, I'd like to think we more medium-rare. 334 00:14:35,815 --> 00:14:38,557 - Trey, we are well-done. 335 00:14:38,642 --> 00:14:41,167 Cooked. Over. Finished. 336 00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:42,992 Burnt like LongHorn steak. 337 00:14:43,077 --> 00:14:45,644 - OK, OK. OK, I just- 338 00:14:45,728 --> 00:14:47,339 I had to try. 339 00:14:47,425 --> 00:14:49,079 - [scoffs] I get it. 340 00:14:49,164 --> 00:14:51,166 I wouldn't let me go either. 341 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,553 Hey! 342 00:14:54,554 --> 00:14:56,034 You heard back from Howard. 343 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,123 How does it feel getting your first acceptance letter? 344 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:04,079 I didn't get in. 345 00:15:04,163 --> 00:15:06,426 Oh, Janelle, I'm sorry. 346 00:15:06,511 --> 00:15:09,731 I guess I'm not as smart as I thought I was. 347 00:15:13,685 --> 00:15:17,167 - I know how much getting in meant to you, and... 348 00:15:17,168 --> 00:15:19,205 I'm here if you have anything that you need to talk about. 349 00:15:19,206 --> 00:15:20,294 Janelle, I'm coming! 350 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,639 Ain't no ghost gonna fuck my ba- 351 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,947 - Oh, hell no! - Ah, wait! 352 00:15:24,032 --> 00:15:25,642 We were just talking! 353 00:15:25,727 --> 00:15:29,296 - Get your ass- help me the fuck up! 354 00:15:29,379 --> 00:15:31,294 - Hold on! - I'm trying! 355 00:15:31,379 --> 00:15:34,295 God damn it. 356 00:15:34,379 --> 00:15:35,946 Talking is for the phone! 357 00:15:36,032 --> 00:15:37,947 You snuck this nigga in my house? 358 00:15:37,948 --> 00:15:39,335 - No, Mrs. Carson, I just came to apologize. 359 00:15:39,336 --> 00:15:41,860 - Shut your J. Holiday-looking ass up. 360 00:15:43,336 --> 00:15:46,556 Pat! Pat! 361 00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:47,899 - When I come back, I'ma finish with you. 362 00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:49,074 Get the fuck out my house. 363 00:15:49,075 --> 00:15:50,206 You right. OK. 364 00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:51,378 - No, nigga, the way you came in. 365 00:15:51,379 --> 00:15:52,946 You right. You right. 366 00:15:53,031 --> 00:15:54,685 I love you, Janelle! 367 00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:57,060 - Love all them bushes you about to hit, nigga. 368 00:15:57,075 --> 00:16:00,687 This ain't no Horneo and Juliet round here. 369 00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:02,554 Pat! Pat! 370 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:06,682 It's coming from inside the bathroom. 371 00:16:06,683 --> 00:16:08,063 What the hell are you doing? 372 00:16:08,064 --> 00:16:09,987 We can't kill no damn ghost with no bat. 373 00:16:09,988 --> 00:16:11,728 - Well, we finna find the fuck out. 374 00:16:11,813 --> 00:16:15,208 Come on. Come on. Come on. 375 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:16,771 Oh, hell no. 376 00:16:16,857 --> 00:16:18,815 - You got to go first. You bigger than me. 377 00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,470 Come on, now. Just get on up here. 378 00:16:20,509 --> 00:16:21,684 No. 379 00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:23,598 [suspenseful music] 380 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,119 both: Mama? 381 00:16:25,204 --> 00:16:26,553 Boo, bitches. 382 00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:29,555 [cackling] 383 00:16:34,248 --> 00:16:35,640 Mama? 384 00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:37,466 - Look at my daughters, Ug and Ly. 385 00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:42,597 - That's that goddamn curse shit. 386 00:16:42,598 --> 00:16:44,986 - I know you ain't just curse in front of me, bitch. 387 00:16:44,987 --> 00:16:46,724 - Pat, you know they say when the ancestors visit, 388 00:16:46,725 --> 00:16:48,075 it's spiritual. 389 00:16:48,161 --> 00:16:50,032 Maybe Mama's here with good news. 390 00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:51,855 - Why do Black people always talk about ancestors 391 00:16:51,856 --> 00:16:53,379 like it's something good? 392 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,768 Hell, Uncle Willie killed his baby mama 393 00:16:54,769 --> 00:16:56,463 for playing the wrong damn lottery number. 394 00:16:56,464 --> 00:16:58,553 That nigga's an ancestor too. 395 00:16:58,638 --> 00:17:01,076 This is an evil dead woman. 396 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,596 I ain't dead. 397 00:17:02,682 --> 00:17:04,510 I'm in between eternities. 398 00:17:04,595 --> 00:17:06,945 - Did that evil witch Veronica send you here? 399 00:17:07,029 --> 00:17:08,770 I don't know no Veronica. 400 00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:11,945 But I can tell you any woman named Veronica is a bitch. 401 00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:14,336 It's just a bitchy name. Names are powerful. 402 00:17:14,421 --> 00:17:16,249 That's why I regret naming you Pat, 403 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,767 'cause it's 10 letters away from F, 404 00:17:17,768 --> 00:17:19,378 which is too close to "fat," 405 00:17:19,464 --> 00:17:21,814 and I ain't never met a skinny bitch named Pat. 406 00:17:24,855 --> 00:17:26,248 Why are you here? 407 00:17:26,334 --> 00:17:27,726 Fuck if I know. 408 00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:31,115 A portal opened up in front of me, 409 00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:33,510 and I crossed on over to the other side. 410 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,726 I think my Lord and Savior sent me. 411 00:17:35,811 --> 00:17:37,639 Teddy Pendergrass? 412 00:17:39,594 --> 00:17:41,726 - We got to exorcise this bitch. 413 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:44,336 - Oh, OK, Mama, come on, do some jumping jacks. 414 00:17:46,202 --> 00:17:48,192 - No, we got to get the spirit out of here. 415 00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:49,943 Don't garlic kill dead bitches? 416 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,551 Oh, yes. 417 00:17:55,723 --> 00:17:57,421 - The fuck you throwing shit at? 418 00:18:00,636 --> 00:18:02,682 You crazy bitch! 419 00:18:04,810 --> 00:18:06,130 The hell's wrong with him? 420 00:18:08,246 --> 00:18:10,683 - Junebug. - Oh! Hey, Auntie. 421 00:18:10,767 --> 00:18:12,334 Hey, Ma. Oh, sorry. 422 00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:14,374 I sometimes wander in the kitchen for a bottle 423 00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:16,421 ever since I watched Alison's baby. 424 00:18:16,506 --> 00:18:19,465 - Damn, that pregnant ho really did a number on you. 425 00:18:19,549 --> 00:18:21,421 Junebug, Junebug. 426 00:18:21,506 --> 00:18:22,855 You see her? 427 00:18:25,636 --> 00:18:26,768 Pregnant ho? 428 00:18:26,853 --> 00:18:29,247 Your grandmama. 429 00:18:29,332 --> 00:18:31,987 Grandma was a pregnant ho? 430 00:18:32,071 --> 00:18:33,289 - Did this nigga just- 431 00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:34,724 Junebug, go to bed. 432 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,768 Junebug didn't see Mildred. 433 00:18:37,769 --> 00:18:39,591 That mean only me and you can see her. 434 00:18:39,592 --> 00:18:41,333 That boy cuss too much. 435 00:18:41,334 --> 00:18:42,808 You need to stop feeding him once in a while 436 00:18:42,809 --> 00:18:43,897 so he can act right. 437 00:18:43,984 --> 00:18:45,855 - I'm not taking no fucking advice 438 00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:48,334 from no dead deadbeat. 439 00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:52,074 - Did this bitch just call me a dead deadbeat? 440 00:18:53,635 --> 00:18:55,855 You got a grown man jacking off 441 00:18:55,940 --> 00:18:57,594 down in your basement. 442 00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,769 At least my kids wasn't still living with me after 13. 443 00:19:00,853 --> 00:19:04,030 - That because your kids were pregnant and selling crack. 444 00:19:04,113 --> 00:19:06,289 - Sound like an entrepreneur to me. 445 00:19:06,374 --> 00:19:07,985 - So if you such a good mama, 446 00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:10,333 why is your daughter still living with me? 447 00:19:10,334 --> 00:19:12,330 You talking about my 30-year-old son 448 00:19:12,331 --> 00:19:13,938 down in the basement jacking off. 449 00:19:13,939 --> 00:19:15,767 She 50 years old! 450 00:19:15,852 --> 00:19:17,941 Now, hold the fuck up, Pat. 451 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,898 I might be a lot of shit, but 50 ain't one of them. 452 00:19:20,899 --> 00:19:24,677 - I ain't responsible for the crack years. 453 00:19:24,678 --> 00:19:26,810 I'm more than my crack years. 454 00:19:26,895 --> 00:19:30,377 Says Count Crackula. 455 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,112 - Can you float the fuck up out of here? 456 00:19:32,113 --> 00:19:33,506 Yeah, what she said. 457 00:19:33,591 --> 00:19:34,722 Can I get some garlic? 458 00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:35,984 - Oh, yeah. - We gonna- 459 00:19:39,025 --> 00:19:40,374 Hey, hey, hey! 460 00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:42,375 That's enough! 461 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,071 Now what y'all doing? 462 00:19:44,156 --> 00:19:46,375 - We trying to exorcise the house, Terry. 463 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,506 - This house is not cursed, Denise. 464 00:19:48,591 --> 00:19:50,723 Now, hold the hell up. 465 00:19:50,807 --> 00:19:53,854 Terry is actually fine when I'm looking through dead eyes. 466 00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:56,200 You know what? 467 00:19:56,201 --> 00:19:57,416 I'ma need y'all to start acting 468 00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:58,896 like y'all got some sense 469 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:01,285 before y'all start scaring everybody in the house. 470 00:20:01,286 --> 00:20:02,766 Tell 'em, Big Daddy. 471 00:20:02,851 --> 00:20:05,027 They in our house acting like dumbasses. 472 00:20:05,112 --> 00:20:06,766 both: Shut up, Mildred! 473 00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:08,111 - Mildred? Why y'all bringing up Mildred? 474 00:20:08,112 --> 00:20:09,505 What she got to do with this? 475 00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:12,375 - Look, I know we been acting crazy. 476 00:20:12,459 --> 00:20:13,678 I'm tired. 477 00:20:19,981 --> 00:20:22,766 - I'ma go to sleep. - Good, good, good. 478 00:20:22,850 --> 00:20:24,373 Hurry up upstairs. 479 00:20:24,459 --> 00:20:27,158 I'm starting to get really... 480 00:20:27,242 --> 00:20:29,287 turned on for some reason. 481 00:20:30,632 --> 00:20:32,852 ♪ I turned on your man ♪ 482 00:20:32,937 --> 00:20:34,983 ♪ I turned on your man ♪ 483 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,698 At least she got one thing right. 484 00:20:36,763 --> 00:20:37,963 Well, wait a minute, Pat. 485 00:20:37,964 --> 00:20:39,197 You just can't leave me down here with- 486 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:40,547 Good night, Denise. 487 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,767 - Now, you motherfuckers was lying in here. 488 00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:51,244 Out, Lucifer, out. 489 00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:54,287 Out, Lucifer, out. 490 00:20:54,371 --> 00:20:56,504 Out, Lucifer, out. 491 00:20:59,806 --> 00:21:02,287 - Holy water don't work in ho hands. 492 00:21:03,719 --> 00:21:05,330 Good morning, Pat. 493 00:21:05,415 --> 00:21:07,069 Oh, fuck you. 494 00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:09,022 Did you call them prayer warriors, Denise? 495 00:21:09,023 --> 00:21:10,503 Yeah, they on the way, sis, 496 00:21:10,589 --> 00:21:13,200 'cause we got to sanctify the hell out of this ghost. 497 00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:15,587 - I need them to get here before everybody wake up 498 00:21:15,588 --> 00:21:17,764 so Terry can stop thinking we're crazy. 499 00:21:17,849 --> 00:21:20,559 - Ain't nothing like that yac to give me my bounce back. 500 00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:23,590 You want a sip, Denise? 501 00:21:23,675 --> 00:21:25,590 I know your fiending ass do. 502 00:21:27,067 --> 00:21:28,117 [knock at door] 503 00:21:30,805 --> 00:21:32,245 Good morning, Sister Denise. 504 00:21:32,283 --> 00:21:33,806 Hey, Brother Chauncy. 505 00:21:33,807 --> 00:21:35,761 Hey, listen, tell your scamming-ass brother 506 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,111 to stop writing me letters. 507 00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,893 This ain't "Love After Lockup." 508 00:21:38,979 --> 00:21:40,937 Now, who you got with you? 509 00:21:41,022 --> 00:21:43,633 My name is Sister Webb. 510 00:21:43,718 --> 00:21:46,852 Mm, I'm just a soldier for the Lord! 511 00:21:46,935 --> 00:21:48,241 The church sent me over. 512 00:21:48,242 --> 00:21:50,065 They say y'all standing in need of prayer. 513 00:21:50,066 --> 00:21:51,893 - Oh, yes, ma'am. We standing. 514 00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:53,154 - Come on in. - Mm-hmm. 515 00:21:53,155 --> 00:21:54,934 - I been calling them, but, you know, 516 00:21:54,935 --> 00:21:57,416 my sister ain't saved, so I'm standing alone. 517 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:58,978 But they tell me where two or more are gathered, 518 00:21:58,979 --> 00:22:01,459 Jesus is all up in there, so let's get to it. 519 00:22:01,460 --> 00:22:02,978 - There's a dark spirit in here. 520 00:22:02,979 --> 00:22:05,982 Mm, I feel it in this place. 521 00:22:06,066 --> 00:22:07,981 - Oh, as sure as God my witness, 522 00:22:08,066 --> 00:22:09,806 - we will cast it out. - Amen. 523 00:22:09,807 --> 00:22:10,890 Can I get an Amen? 524 00:22:10,891 --> 00:22:11,934 - Amen! - Amen! 525 00:22:11,935 --> 00:22:15,765 [both speaking in tongues] 526 00:22:15,848 --> 00:22:18,068 Hold on, Sister Souljah. 527 00:22:18,069 --> 00:22:19,803 How much is this shit gonna cost? 528 00:22:19,804 --> 00:22:21,415 - No charge. No charge. 529 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,763 - Shit. Get it out! 530 00:22:23,847 --> 00:22:25,675 Get it out! 531 00:22:25,676 --> 00:22:26,672 - [speaking in tongues] - Ham sandwich! 532 00:22:26,673 --> 00:22:28,414 Hallelujah. 533 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:31,416 - Ain't no way y'all think Aunt Esther and Fantasia 534 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,763 getting rid of me. 535 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,241 ♪ I decree and declare ♪ 536 00:22:41,325 --> 00:22:44,632 ♪ No weapon formed against Pat and Denise shall prosper ♪ 537 00:22:44,716 --> 00:22:46,240 - Hey! - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 538 00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:49,328 - These whores ain't got no power. 539 00:22:49,412 --> 00:22:51,457 Ma, what's going on in here? 540 00:22:51,542 --> 00:22:54,719 All this oil's starting to give me stripper flashbacks. 541 00:22:54,803 --> 00:22:57,719 - Ooh, I need to pour oil on him too. 542 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,541 - You don't want him to take your handicap parking sticker. 543 00:23:00,542 --> 00:23:02,411 We trying to get your grandmama out this house. 544 00:23:02,412 --> 00:23:04,237 - What, you think Grandmama's in here? 545 00:23:04,238 --> 00:23:05,456 Hey, lil' nigga. 546 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:07,283 She haunting us! 547 00:23:07,368 --> 00:23:11,372 - I think we should move on over to the ministry of music. 548 00:23:11,455 --> 00:23:13,718 - I think that's a good idea. - Mm. 549 00:23:13,802 --> 00:23:15,432 - Ooh, you know what? I got y'all. 550 00:23:15,433 --> 00:23:17,324 Let's all hold hands and close our eyes. 551 00:23:17,325 --> 00:23:19,370 - Yes, Lord. - OK? Mm-hmm. 552 00:23:19,454 --> 00:23:22,980 ♪ Well, mm ♪ 553 00:23:23,064 --> 00:23:25,718 ♪ If there's something strange ♪ 554 00:23:25,802 --> 00:23:28,849 ♪ In your neighborhood ♪ 555 00:23:28,933 --> 00:23:30,717 ♪ Who you gonna call ♪ 556 00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,456 ♪ Who you gonna call ♪ 557 00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:36,152 Shut the fuck up! 558 00:23:37,324 --> 00:23:41,676 - I think we should sing a song that states our intention. 559 00:23:41,758 --> 00:23:44,108 - Mm. - Mm, what your mama name? 560 00:23:44,193 --> 00:23:45,499 - both: Mildred. - Yeah. 561 00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:46,975 Let's try something like this. 562 00:23:46,976 --> 00:23:49,456 ♪ Mildred, you got to go ♪ 563 00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:52,152 Sing it. 564 00:23:52,237 --> 00:23:55,805 all: ♪ Mildred, you got to go ♪ 565 00:23:55,888 --> 00:23:58,500 - ♪ We don't want you here no more ♪ 566 00:23:58,584 --> 00:24:01,065 all: ♪ We don't want you here no more ♪ 567 00:24:01,150 --> 00:24:02,629 ♪ We don't want you here ♪ 568 00:24:02,714 --> 00:24:04,020 - ♪ No more ♪ - Yeah! 569 00:24:04,106 --> 00:24:06,456 all: ♪ We don't want you here no more ♪ 570 00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:09,152 - ♪ We don't want you here no more ♪ 571 00:24:09,236 --> 00:24:11,346 all: ♪ We don't want you here no more ♪ 572 00:24:11,347 --> 00:24:13,148 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 573 00:24:13,149 --> 00:24:14,365 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 574 00:24:14,366 --> 00:24:15,974 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 575 00:24:15,975 --> 00:24:17,452 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 576 00:24:17,453 --> 00:24:18,626 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 577 00:24:18,627 --> 00:24:20,194 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - Hey! 578 00:24:20,279 --> 00:24:21,846 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - Yeah! 579 00:24:21,847 --> 00:24:23,452 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 580 00:24:23,453 --> 00:24:24,933 ♪ Gotta go ♪ 581 00:24:24,934 --> 00:24:26,539 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 582 00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:27,538 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 583 00:24:27,539 --> 00:24:28,932 ♪ Gotta go ♪ 584 00:24:28,933 --> 00:24:30,365 - ♪ Gotta go ♪ - ♪ Gotta go ♪ 585 00:24:30,366 --> 00:24:33,152 - This bitch Veronica better answer. 586 00:24:33,236 --> 00:24:35,760 - Love and light. Veronica speaking. 587 00:24:35,844 --> 00:24:38,455 - Love and light these nuts, woman. 588 00:24:38,539 --> 00:24:40,237 It's Denise. 589 00:24:40,238 --> 00:24:42,843 You might remember me from when you cursed my house. 590 00:24:42,844 --> 00:24:44,411 I didn't curse you. 591 00:24:44,496 --> 00:24:47,151 It's not what I stand for, sister goddess. 592 00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:49,019 Witch, please. 593 00:24:49,104 --> 00:24:51,759 I know you unleashed some shit in this house. 594 00:24:51,844 --> 00:24:55,195 Now, right before I was about to grease your dry-ass scalp, 595 00:24:55,196 --> 00:24:57,277 we was up in here talking about dead mamas. 596 00:24:57,278 --> 00:24:59,585 Now my dead mama is running around here 597 00:24:59,670 --> 00:25:02,542 lit off the tap yac. 598 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:06,848 - I simply opened a portal to heal what was broken. 599 00:25:06,930 --> 00:25:08,714 I'm gifting you and Pat 600 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:13,108 the divine and eternal opportunity of healing, queen. 601 00:25:13,191 --> 00:25:15,367 - I don't even know what that means, 602 00:25:15,451 --> 00:25:17,801 but you better come over here and fix this shit. 603 00:25:17,843 --> 00:25:20,324 - It's not up to me to fix. [laughs] 604 00:25:20,408 --> 00:25:23,454 - Veronica? Veronica? [line beeping] 605 00:25:23,538 --> 00:25:25,453 Sister goddess? 606 00:25:25,538 --> 00:25:27,758 Damn. 607 00:25:27,759 --> 00:25:29,146 - [sighs] - You all right, Auntie? 608 00:25:29,147 --> 00:25:30,322 No. It's a wrap, Junebug. 609 00:25:30,323 --> 00:25:31,972 Veronica wouldn't lift the curse. 610 00:25:31,973 --> 00:25:33,844 Go pack your shit. We got to move. 611 00:25:33,929 --> 00:25:35,365 I ain't moving nowhere. 612 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,540 Y'all keep that ghost to yourselves. 613 00:25:37,625 --> 00:25:39,018 Come on, now, Rabbit. 614 00:25:39,019 --> 00:25:40,754 You need to wake up that wide-open ho Janelle. 615 00:25:40,755 --> 00:25:42,713 Leave me alone! 616 00:25:42,714 --> 00:25:45,189 - You need to bust her head to the white meat right now. 617 00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:48,541 - Fuck you. - Dang. My bad. 618 00:25:48,624 --> 00:25:50,148 I just wanted some chips. 619 00:25:50,149 --> 00:25:52,276 - Did this nigga just spill the chips you paid for 620 00:25:52,277 --> 00:25:53,841 on the floor you cleaned in the house you bought? 621 00:25:53,842 --> 00:25:55,191 You all right, Ma? 622 00:25:55,277 --> 00:25:58,237 'Cause you looking worse than usual. 623 00:25:58,238 --> 00:26:00,146 - Be a good mama and tell him to lick every crumb 624 00:26:00,147 --> 00:26:01,539 off this fucking floor. 625 00:26:01,624 --> 00:26:02,930 Hello. 626 00:26:03,016 --> 00:26:05,149 Will you please just get out? 627 00:26:05,233 --> 00:26:07,975 - Dang, I'm going. What- 628 00:26:08,059 --> 00:26:10,148 Wait, is this that ghost thing? 629 00:26:10,233 --> 00:26:12,191 Oh, yeah, y'all can have that. 630 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:17,583 - Now, I know all about a mess with your daughter. 631 00:26:17,668 --> 00:26:19,844 So when you gonna handle Little Ho Peep? 632 00:26:21,407 --> 00:26:24,758 - I know my child, and I trust my child. 633 00:26:24,841 --> 00:26:27,539 And I don't talk to my kids the way you talked to us. 634 00:26:27,623 --> 00:26:30,104 - Stop calling my daughter a ho. - Well, wait. 635 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,496 - What's going on with Janelle? - Nothing. 636 00:26:32,497 --> 00:26:34,579 I caught Treyq'uan in her room last night. 637 00:26:34,580 --> 00:26:36,016 Oh, damn. 638 00:26:36,017 --> 00:26:37,927 - But when she wake up, I'ma talk to her. 639 00:26:37,928 --> 00:26:39,712 - Talk to her? When she wake up? 640 00:26:39,797 --> 00:26:41,930 Rabbit, you tougher than this. 641 00:26:42,015 --> 00:26:44,452 Stop calling me Rabbit! 642 00:26:44,453 --> 00:26:46,318 And why are you here, and what do you want? 643 00:26:46,319 --> 00:26:48,625 - To help you. - I'm better than you. 644 00:26:48,710 --> 00:26:49,929 Better than me? 645 00:26:50,014 --> 00:26:52,843 But, Rabbit, you just like me. 646 00:26:52,927 --> 00:26:54,363 [claps] [doorbell rings] 647 00:26:54,449 --> 00:26:55,499 Hey, y'all. 648 00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:56,630 I'll get it. 649 00:26:59,580 --> 00:27:01,451 Hey, Treyq'uan. What you doing here? 650 00:27:01,536 --> 00:27:02,624 Hey, Mr. Carson. 651 00:27:02,625 --> 00:27:03,665 Is Janelle home? 652 00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:05,102 You again? 653 00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:07,103 What you mean again? 654 00:27:07,188 --> 00:27:10,670 - What, you want both of your arms in a chicken wing swing? 655 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:12,447 - I don't want to cause any trouble, Mrs. Carson. 656 00:27:12,448 --> 00:27:15,190 I promise. I just came because I left- 657 00:27:15,191 --> 00:27:16,752 - That's what I'm talking about. 658 00:27:16,753 --> 00:27:18,863 - What was that all about, Pat? - Nothing! 659 00:27:18,883 --> 00:27:20,189 Who you talking to? 660 00:27:20,274 --> 00:27:23,147 - Hey, T, why don't you just go upstairs 661 00:27:23,231 --> 00:27:25,276 and tell Janelle that Trey is here? 662 00:27:25,361 --> 00:27:27,494 - Yeah, go get the lil' ho that could. 663 00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:29,755 - Janelle, get your ass down here. 664 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,276 Whoa, wait a minute, Pat. 665 00:27:31,277 --> 00:27:32,186 It seems like you're getting a little worked up. 666 00:27:32,187 --> 00:27:33,710 Why don't you try to calm down? 667 00:27:33,795 --> 00:27:36,102 - Fuck that. Act a donkey and a monkey. 668 00:27:36,963 --> 00:27:41,056 - Do you know Janelle invited his little horny ass 669 00:27:41,057 --> 00:27:42,536 over here twice? 670 00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:45,146 The same boy that asked her for naked pictures. 671 00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:47,059 She's losing her damn mind. 672 00:27:47,144 --> 00:27:48,362 - She is. - Hey, Auntie. 673 00:27:48,447 --> 00:27:51,407 - Oh, this the shit I came to see. 674 00:27:51,491 --> 00:27:53,188 Y'all OK? 675 00:27:53,189 --> 00:27:54,577 - So you invited Trey over here? 676 00:27:54,578 --> 00:27:56,316 What you gonna do, sneak him in again? 677 00:27:56,317 --> 00:27:58,667 - That's right, Pat. Lay her ass out. 678 00:27:58,752 --> 00:28:00,275 - What? Ma, no. 679 00:28:00,360 --> 00:28:02,362 His phone fell in the bushes 680 00:28:02,447 --> 00:28:04,319 when you scared him out the window. 681 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,664 He was just coming to pick it up. 682 00:28:05,665 --> 00:28:07,667 - Did he leave? - She lying. 683 00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:10,146 Tell Janelle she sound like a lying-ass ho. 684 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,667 - She ain't saying that. - Huh? 685 00:28:12,668 --> 00:28:14,968 - Why are you meeting with Trey after the way he done you? 686 00:28:14,969 --> 00:28:16,318 You're better than this. 687 00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:19,276 - I know that, Mom. You're not listening. 688 00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:21,493 You just keep assuming and projecting. 689 00:28:21,494 --> 00:28:23,316 - You don't even live in the projects. 690 00:28:23,317 --> 00:28:25,188 Call her a dumb ho. 691 00:28:25,273 --> 00:28:28,189 - You acting like a dumb ho. - What? 692 00:28:28,190 --> 00:28:31,098 I'm trying to break things off with him, but I'm a dumb ho? 693 00:28:31,099 --> 00:28:33,406 - both: Yes! - Stop it, Pat. 694 00:28:33,490 --> 00:28:35,579 You know that's Mildred talking. 695 00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:37,315 - I don't want you to drop out of school. 696 00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:38,837 I don't want you to ruin your life 697 00:28:38,838 --> 00:28:40,405 over a dumbass like Trey. 698 00:28:40,490 --> 00:28:42,480 You just saw what Junebug went through. 699 00:28:42,533 --> 00:28:44,622 Oh, my God, I'm not Junebug! 700 00:28:44,707 --> 00:28:46,535 I'm Janelle. 701 00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:48,670 - You're not as smart as you think you are. 702 00:28:51,620 --> 00:28:53,579 I'm not smart? 703 00:28:53,664 --> 00:28:56,406 Say dumb ho again. 704 00:28:56,490 --> 00:28:58,622 - Like I said, you being a dumb ho. 705 00:28:58,706 --> 00:29:00,099 Hold on, now, Pat. 706 00:29:00,185 --> 00:29:01,926 - I'm not holding on for nothing. 707 00:29:02,011 --> 00:29:04,405 - [laughs] This shit is better than my stories. 708 00:29:04,406 --> 00:29:05,531 OK. 709 00:29:05,532 --> 00:29:09,188 So you think I'm like that 710 00:29:09,272 --> 00:29:12,667 because you think I'm like you. 711 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:16,884 You were always telling us about your past, 712 00:29:16,968 --> 00:29:18,578 but we're better than you. 713 00:29:18,663 --> 00:29:20,665 - What the hell did you just say to me? 714 00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:24,014 - Oh, she got you fucked up now, Rabbit. 715 00:29:25,879 --> 00:29:27,664 - I am smart enough not to become 716 00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:30,535 - a teen mom like you were. - No, she didn't. 717 00:29:30,619 --> 00:29:33,971 - I am smart enough not to drop out of school 718 00:29:34,054 --> 00:29:35,664 - like you did. - Mm! 719 00:29:35,749 --> 00:29:38,186 - And I'm definitely way too smart 720 00:29:38,271 --> 00:29:40,186 to ruin my entire life 721 00:29:40,271 --> 00:29:42,360 by selling crack and going to prison. 722 00:29:42,445 --> 00:29:45,274 - Janelle! - So no. 723 00:29:45,358 --> 00:29:49,536 I might not be as smart as I think I am, 724 00:29:49,618 --> 00:29:52,795 but I'm definitely not as dumb as you. 725 00:29:52,879 --> 00:29:55,317 - Pat! Pat. 726 00:29:59,096 --> 00:30:00,924 Wow. 727 00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:03,098 - Niecey, wait. - Ah. 728 00:30:04,705 --> 00:30:05,755 [chuckles] 729 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,925 We not as different as you thought, are we? 730 00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:13,403 We are different. 731 00:30:13,488 --> 00:30:16,752 And I don't talk to my fucking kids like that. 732 00:30:16,835 --> 00:30:18,924 That's how I did you. 733 00:30:19,009 --> 00:30:20,489 That's how my mama did me. 734 00:30:20,574 --> 00:30:22,184 That's how her mama did her. 735 00:30:22,185 --> 00:30:25,442 You think you better 'cause you live 736 00:30:25,443 --> 00:30:27,529 in your white neighborhood and your husband 737 00:30:27,530 --> 00:30:30,533 and your little dreams. 738 00:30:30,617 --> 00:30:32,880 But the more you hold on to what I did to you, 739 00:30:32,966 --> 00:30:35,272 the more you become me. 740 00:30:35,356 --> 00:30:36,749 And that ain't so bad, is it? 741 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:38,271 Shut up! 742 00:30:38,356 --> 00:30:41,055 She will never be like you. 743 00:30:41,139 --> 00:30:43,228 That ain't what I saw. 744 00:30:45,008 --> 00:30:47,968 Well, I guess it's time for me to go on back 745 00:30:48,052 --> 00:30:50,097 to the waiting room. 746 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,141 Maybe one day... 747 00:30:54,834 --> 00:30:56,444 I'll see you there. 748 00:30:57,747 --> 00:31:00,750 [cackling] 749 00:31:06,486 --> 00:31:10,142 I really am like her. 750 00:31:10,143 --> 00:31:11,224 - Don't say that. - Yes, I am. 751 00:31:11,225 --> 00:31:12,748 I really am like her. 752 00:31:15,355 --> 00:31:17,401 I don't fucking want to be like her. 753 00:31:17,486 --> 00:31:19,879 - You're not. - I fucking hate her. 754 00:31:19,964 --> 00:31:22,444 I fucking hate her. 755 00:31:22,529 --> 00:31:25,924 - Oh, I fucking hate her. - Come on, Pat. 756 00:31:26,007 --> 00:31:27,269 Stop saying that. 757 00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:33,228 - I fucking hate that woman. I fucking hate her. 758 00:31:36,492 --> 00:31:38,242 ♪ And she don't take no stuff ♪ 759 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,061 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 760 00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,411 ♪ And you can't get enough ♪ 761 00:31:42,498 --> 00:31:44,630 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 762 00:31:44,717 --> 00:31:46,763 ♪ With a husband and kids ♪ 763 00:31:46,850 --> 00:31:49,853 ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪ 764 00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:54,684 ♪ And it's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪ 765 00:31:54,734 --> 00:31:59,284 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54726

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