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"Get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen
and make me some pie."
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That was a hoot and a holler.
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This next episode is definitely
our favorite. It's called "Death."
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Stan's grandpa wants to die...
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...and all the parents
are protesting a TV show.
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Let's get right to the point,
should old people be allowed to die?
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We're both firm believers
in euthanasia. At a certain age...
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...things get too boring and painful.
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You should be able to, you know,
by people you love.
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I've asked my family
to put a bullet in me when I'm 30.
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Who are Terrance and Phillip,
and why are they different?
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Terrance and Phillip is a show
the boys watch.
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The truth is, they're Canadian.
That's why they're so silly.
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How many lives does Kenny have left?
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Will they eventually run out,
like a video game?
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There's something people have
to understand.
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We created Kenny.
If we wanna kill him, we can.
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That's our right.
Leave us alone.
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So are you guys as anti-Semitic
as some might believe?
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People have accused us
of anti-Semitism...
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...but I'm Jewish and proud.
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I can say with certainty
that I am not anti-Semitic.
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I am, however.
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So now, sit back, relax
and enjoy "Death."
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Death
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Now blow out the candles, Grandpa.
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- How's it feel to be 1 02, Paps?
- Shoot me.
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- Make a wish, Grandpa.
- I wish I were dead.
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- That's silly.
- I'm not being silly, kill me.
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- I'd do it myself, but I'm too old.
- Who wants ice cream with their cake?
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- I will.
- It's 8:00. My favorite TV show is on.
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That show's for babies.
It's so stupid.
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Can I eat in the living room, Mom?
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All right, but take your grampy
with you.
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- Damn it!
- Language!
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Back to Terrance and Phillip.
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- Hey Terrance, I think I have to fart.
- Wait, before you do, pull my thumb.
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Damn it!
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- Want to make a dollar, Billy?
- My name's not Billy, it's Stan.
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- Damn it, do you want a dollar or not?
- Sure.
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- You just have to do one thing for me.
- I'm not gonna kill you.
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- Why not?
- I'll get in trouble.
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- I killed my grandpa when I was young.
- Leave me alone, Grandpa.
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What has our youth come to?
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Kids won't even
kill their grandparents.
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Hey, Terrance, now that you farted
I think I might fart too.
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You farted.
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Kyle, what are you watching?
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- Phillip, would you like a flower?
- I sure would.
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All right then, here's a tulip.
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- What is this? It's horrible.
- It's Terrance and Phillip.
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- Take that, you stupid dick.
- What did he say?
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- You're an asshole, Phillip.
- What?!
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You are not to watch
that show anymore.
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- It's immature toilet humor.
- But everybody watches it.
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Really, is that so?
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- Looks like you're about to fart.
- You're exactly right, Terrance.
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- Sweet.
- Eric, dear...
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...I just got a call
from your friend Kyle's mother.
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She said that this show is naughty
and might make you a potty-mouth.
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That's crap.
Kyle's mom is a f* * *ing Jew.
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Okay, hon.
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- I'm not going to kill you, Grandpa.
- Ingrate!
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- Good night, Grandpa.
- You son of a whore!
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What was that for?
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Your stupid mother made me
miss Terrance and Phillip.
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What's the idea of having your mom
call all our moms?
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- She did it on her own.
- Why does this happen every month?
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It seems like every month,
Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass...
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...and I always get screwed by it.
- Children...
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- A certain student's mother called.
- I wonder who that could have been?
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She informed me that some of you might
be watching Terrance and Phillip.
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That show is bad, Mr. Garrison.
That's right, Mr. Hat.
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Shows like that are called
"toilet humor."
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They don't expand your minds.
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Children, these kinds of shows
are senseless, vile trash.
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Kenny, why are you late to class?
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Okay, Kenny, be seated.
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The reason the parents of South Park
are upset is because...
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Yes, Kenny, what is it?
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You just came from the bathroom.
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Okay, okay, go ahead.
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You enjoy the show even though
it isn't based in reality.
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There's more to life
than two men farting.
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Throughout history,
there have always been very bad shows.
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Usually they get canceled.
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You should be enlightening your mind
with more intelligent entertainment.
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- Smells like you slaughtered a cow.
- Pay attention!
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I'm requesting that you don't watch
Terrance and Phillip anymore.
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- What?
- Not watch Terrance and Phillip?
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That's right. Are there any questions?
Yes, Stanley?
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Is it okay to kill somebody
if they want you to?
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- What?
- My grandpa is asking me to kill him.
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- Sometimes I wonder if I should.
- Then you should.
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- Really?
- Yeah. A guy named Jack Laborkian...
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...goes around and murders people
that ask him to.
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Maybe we could get him
to kill Kyle's mom.
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Is it okay to assist somebody
with suicide?
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Stan, I'm not touching that one
with a 20-foot pole.
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We're gonna miss Terrance and Phillip.
I think I'm already having withdrawal.
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Don't worry, dude,
we can watch it at my house.
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Won't your grandpa be there?
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Just kill him.
Maybe he'll give you money.
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- Hello there.
- Hey, Chef.
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- How's it going?
- Bad.
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- Why bad?
- Is it okay to kill your grandpa?
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You can't kill my grandpa,
he's already passed on.
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- No, I mean kill my grandpa.
- I don't think that's okay.
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- I think that's illegal.
- See, I told you.
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What if he really wants to die,
and he's just asking for help?
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Yeah, like assisted suicide.
What about that?
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I don't wanna touch that
with a 40-foot pole.
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Why won't anybody talk about this?
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I was not aware of this horrible show
until recently.
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I have a clip to demonstrate
what I mean.
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- Phillip, guess what?
- What?
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Fart.
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Now apparently, that's supposed
to be funny.
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He farted right on his head.
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Not allowing our kids to watch
this show is not enough.
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We need to boycott the entire network.
All those in favor?
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I think I've caught a touch
of the flu from Kenny.
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- I've got the green-apple splatters.
- Green-apple splatters.
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Hi, Grandpa,
I brought my friends over.
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Billy, help me stick this fork
in the outlet.
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- No, Grandpa.
- Kill me, goddamn it.
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- I can't even kill a deer.
- Have your friends do it.
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- You kill me.
- I would never kill somebody...
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...unless they pissed me off.
- Is that a fact?
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Let me tell you something, porky...
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...your mom was over here earlier,
and I humped her like a bitch.
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That's right.
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And I dug up your great grandma's
skeleton and had my way with her.
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- Choice piece of ass.
- Piece of crap, I'll kill you!
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- That's the spirit, tubby.
- Come on.
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- Don't talk about my mom like that!
- Let's watch TV.
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I ever tell you how
I boofed your dad, fatso?
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- I can't believe that son of a bitch!
- Have some Snacky Cakes.
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- Dude, Snacky Cakes?
- What do I do?
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- He really wants to die.
- It's okay.
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- Ask the Lord for guidance.
- Yeah.
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And now back to Jesus and Pals.
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Yea, believe in me and ye
shall find peace. First caller?
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- Is this Jesus?
- Yes. You need to turn your TV down.
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- Sorry. This is Martin...
- From Aspen Park.
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- How did you know that?
- Because I'm the son of God, brainiac.
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- I have a cousin who cheated
on the SATs...
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Tell little Gregory that cheating
is lying, and lying is wrong.
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Okay. Thanks for the advice, Jesus.
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- Next caller.
- Jesus?
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- Yes, my son.
- Is it okay to kill somebody...
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...if they ask you to,
like assisted suicide. Is that okay?
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- My son...
- Yes?
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...I'm not touching that
with a 60-foot pole.
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- Goddamn!
- I heard that.
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- What's wrong with everybody?
- Hey, Terrance and Phillip is on.
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- Think we'll get in trouble?
- Don't be a butthole.
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Your mom's a bitch,
but we shouldn't suffer.
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Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman!
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Bitch.
Your mom is a bitch.
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Back to Terrance and Phillip.
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- Phillip, would you like some beans?
- Yeah, I love beans.
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- I bet I know what's coming.
- Billy, would you hold this for me.
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Okay, Grandpa, just get out
of the way.
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- Those beans might make me fart.
- Well, don't fart on me.
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Dude, he's gonna fart
on his head again.
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Hey, you're gonna miss it, Kenny.
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- You're such an asshole, Terrance.
- I sure am.
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- Kenny, you're gonna miss the fart.
- What the hell are you doing?
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We're not watching
Terrance and Phillip, I swear.
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No, I mean what the hell
are you doing to Grandpa?
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Tug a little harder, Billy.
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You jerk!
You were trying to kill Grandpa.
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- I'm telling Mom.
- Damn it, I was so close.
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Four boys from South Park, Colorado...
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...tried to viciously murder
an innocent grandfather.
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Boys, what drove you to the edge
and changed you into demonic bastards?
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We were watching
Terrance and Phillip and...
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Terrance and Phillip?
So that show is to blame.
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These boys' minds have been tainted
by the garbage on television...
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...and we are fed up.
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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We have to stop this smut from airing.
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We will march to the network
and protest until our demands are met.
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New York, here we come!
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We are spreading the word
to this establishment...
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...that we demand better television
for our children.
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We want more quality television
like Full House.
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- I think you gave me the stomach flu.
- No, it was that little Kenny bastard.
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- Mary, you making gravy in there?
- I just had a brown baby boy.
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- This is sweet without parents around.
- I hope they protest TV shows forever.
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- Billy, I wanna show you something.
- Do I have to?
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Yes, you do, you little pecker!
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The reason you won't kill me...
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...is because you don't understand
how I feel.
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Now I've found a way to show you
what it feels like to be Grandpa.
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What are you doing?
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- What are they doing?
- I don't know.
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You're about to see what it's like
to be as old as me. Are you ready?
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I guess.
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- Okay, you can let me out now.
- Not just yet.
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Let me out, Grandpa!
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I can't take it.
This music is terrible.
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It's cheesy, but lame
and eerily soothing too.
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That's it. Now you know how it feels
to be Grandpa.
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Grandpa, I had no idea
how bad it was for you.
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- Now I understand.
- So now will you kill me, Billy?
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Sure, I will, Grandpa. I will.
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- Our protest isn't working.
- It'll work. It has to.
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It's the president of the network.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm John Warson.
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I've prepared a statement for you
on behalf of the network.
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F* *k you.
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Thank you.
If there are any questions...
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...you may direct them
to that brick wall over there.
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Hey, you will not get away with this!
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That does it,
no more Mr. Nice Protesters.
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It's time for plan B.
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Carol, where are the porta potties?
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Over there. You need to drop
some friends off at the pool?
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Yes indeedy.
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Okay, all you have to do is sit there.
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- You got the cow all tied up?
- All done.
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Okay, come on, guys.
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- Why don't we shoot him?
- It has to look natural...
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...or else we'll get busted.
- Yeah, stupid.
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That's good, Billy,
a little higher now.
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The network is not taking us seriously.
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In the past, people have had to die
for what they believed in.
230
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We are prepared to do the same.
Ready?
231
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:13,850
Mr. McCormick, you shall be a martyr
to us all. Godspeed.
232
00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:19,780
We will not let these corporate
half-wits ruin our children's minds.
233
00:16:19,990 --> 00:16:21,420
Launch!
234
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:31,250
We will all follow suit, one by one
if that's what it takes.
235
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:36,830
- Are you ready, Grandpa?
- Does a pope crap in the woods?
236
00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:41,230
Code six. 1 05 northbound, Route 52.
237
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Carry on.
238
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:51,340
Okay, here we go.
Bye, it was nice knowing you.
239
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:53,350
Cut the damn rope, already!
240
00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:56,510
What is that?
241
00:16:56,790 --> 00:17:00,190
It looks like Death.
242
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:05,390
It's about time,
you lazy-ass son of a whore!
243
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,470
Come on, let's go!
What the...?
244
00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:13,540
- Hey, he's coming towards us.
- Why is Death coming after us?
245
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:22,010
- Help!
- Run, run, run!
246
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,810
What are we gonna do?
247
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:29,480
As the day progresses,
more South Park residents...
248
00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:34,390
...slingshot their bodies into the side
of the Toon Central building.
249
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:38,120
Toon Central is now
under incredible pressure...
250
00:17:38,330 --> 00:17:41,700
...and has already lost 20%
of their sponsors.
251
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,190
- Here, I think it's your boy.
- Thanks.
252
00:17:45,410 --> 00:17:48,100
What is it?
Did you break something?
253
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:51,680
Mom, Death is here!
He's trying to take us away!
254
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,280
You need to leave Mommy alone.
255
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,920
I'm doing something important
for your well-being.
256
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,480
- But, Mom...!
- Talk to your father.
257
00:18:00,690 --> 00:18:02,850
- Is the heat on?
- Death's coming!
258
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:05,890
Keep it under 70.
Take care of Grandpa.
259
00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:12,300
If parents worried less
about what their kids watch on TV...
260
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:16,960
...and worried more about their kids'
lives, things would be better.
261
00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:22,610
Parents get offended because they rely
on TV as a babysitter and educator.
262
00:18:32,790 --> 00:18:34,840
- Totally, dude.
- Good point.
263
00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:38,590
Quick, jump through the window!
264
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:47,930
Come back here,
you pompous son of a pansy!
265
00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:51,900
Don't let him touch you, or you'll die.
266
00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:54,300
I'm over here, son of a whore!
267
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:02,980
Terrance, what color is the wind?
268
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,280
I don't know. Why don't you check?
269
00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:11,650
You farted! Oh, my!
270
00:19:12,430 --> 00:19:15,050
Know what my space suit smells like?
271
00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:21,220
- No, Terrance, why don't you tell me?
- Well, it smells like a dirty fart.
272
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,390
Hey, look!
273
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,360
There's one.
274
00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:33,570
The die-hard South Park parents...
275
00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:38,440
...are still killing themselves
in front of the Toon Central building.
276
00:19:38,650 --> 00:19:42,520
Worse yet, the stomach flu
that is going around is...
277
00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:47,890
Wait. The president of the network
is going to make a statement.
278
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:51,690
- Wait, wait.
- Ladies and gentlemen...
279
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:56,800
...your Nazi-ass tactics of trying to
stink us out with your rancid feces...
280
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,230
...has worked.
281
00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:04,870
We will be taking Terrance and Phillip
off the network...
282
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:10,480
...and replacing it with She's the
Sheriff, starring Suzanne Somers.
283
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:14,450
Now get away from here
and take your diarrhea with you.
284
00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:20,360
Now, at last, we can return
to normality.
285
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,530
- Hey, Phillip.
- Yes, Terrance?
286
00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:27,670
- Is there a penny stuck in my butt?
- I don't know, let me check.
287
00:20:27,870 --> 00:20:32,130
Don't look there, Phillip,
you're gonna get farted on.
288
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:36,980
We interrupt this program
to bring you loud static.
289
00:20:43,650 --> 00:20:47,590
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
You bastard.
290
00:20:47,790 --> 00:20:50,690
I guess Death was just coming
after Kenny.
291
00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:54,590
Hey, you were supposed to kill me.
292
00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:56,590
That's not fair, goddamn it!
293
00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,760
My grandpa asked me to kill him,
and I did it.
294
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,440
Billy...
295
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,540
- Grandpa?
- That's right, Billy.
296
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:15,180
My name's not Billy, Grandpa.
Why do you look all haggard?
297
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:19,080
I asked you to kill me, Billy,
but I was wrong.
298
00:21:19,290 --> 00:21:23,590
- Now I'm spending eternity in limbo.
- Limbo?
299
00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:26,490
I was wrong to put you
in that position.
300
00:21:26,690 --> 00:21:29,990
Just like you're wrong
to put little Billy in it.
301
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:34,900
You're so obsessed with ending your
life, you're not thinking about his.
302
00:21:35,070 --> 00:21:40,730
- Wait to die of natural causes.
- But I've been waiting for 25 years!
303
00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:45,000
Let nature run its course
or else end up in limbo.
304
00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:50,670
Natural causes, Billy, natural causes.
305
00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:56,250
Come on you guys, let's go home.
306
00:22:03,230 --> 00:22:05,460
- Here they are.
- We did it, son.
307
00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:09,230
- We won a battle for your well-being.
- What?
308
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,900
We got Terrance and Phillip canceled.
309
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:16,440
- You son of a bitch, your mom sucks!
- But look what they put on.
310
00:22:17,410 --> 00:22:22,180
- And now back to She's the Sheriff.
- No! God, no!
311
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:27,410
- You were behind all the shenanigans.
- You're the stupid ho who started it.
312
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:29,240
What did he say?
313
00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:32,580
- Up yours, butt-munch.
- What?!
314
00:22:32,790 --> 00:22:36,250
Come on, everybody, back to New York.
315
00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:40,520
Hey, Stan, now what are we gonna do
for entertainment?
316
00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:46,100
- We could start breathing gas fumes.
- My uncle says smoking crack is cool.
317
00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:49,740
Why don't we go watch
those porno movie thingies?
318
00:22:50,910 --> 00:22:54,370
- What are you doing, Grandpa?
- I'm going to Africa.
319
00:22:54,580 --> 00:23:00,040
Over 400 people are eaten naturally
by lions in Africa every year.
320
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:03,090
That's my silly grandpa.
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