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I know a certain kitty kitty
who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.
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That is a hoot and a holler.
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This next episode is our favorite.
It's called "Volcano."
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The boys go camping
with Stan's uncle and Ned.
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They encounter a strange creature
and a deadly volcano.
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The reason that this episode
is Scratch's favorite...
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...is it deals with an issue
that's important to us.
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We grew up in Colorado,
where black bear hunting is illegal.
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A few years ago, a man shot a bear
and her cubs out of a tree.
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When taken to jail, the man said,
"They were coming right for us."
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But he'd shot the bears out of a tree.
It was ridiculous. It's not funny.
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What America wants to know is,
is there really a Skuzzlebutt?
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These are all works of fiction.
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There's no such thing as aliens,
Skuzzlebutt or Patrick Duffy.
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Why does Ned speak the way he does?
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Ned is our favorite character
in South Park.
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He had a laryngectomy from smoking
too much and got throat cancer.
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So now he talks like this.
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I guess we can all take
a lesson from Ned.
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So sit back, relax,
and enjoy "Volcano."
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* I'm goin' down to South Park *
* gonna have myself a time *
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* Friendly faces everywhere *
* humble folks without temptation *
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* Goin' down to South Park *
* gonna leave my woes behind *
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* Ample parking day or night *
* people spouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR *
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* Heading on up to South Park *
* gonna see if I can't unwind *
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* (I like girls with big fat t*****s) *
* (I like girls with big vag***s) *
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* So come on down to South Park *
* and meet some friends of mine *
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Now, you be careful, Eric.
The woods can be very dangerous.
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Okay, Mom.
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- Ready to go hunting?
- My Uncle Jimbo says we gotta go early.
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Right. Animals are easier
to shoot in the morning.
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Here, hon. I packed you Cheesy Poofs
and Happy Tarts.
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Don't worry, we'll take care of him.
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I brought my war buddy, Ned,
to keep things safe.
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Hello, Mrs. Cartman.
How are you today?
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Use lots of bug spray...
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...and if you have to poo-poo,
don't wipe with poison ivy.
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That's sick!
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It can get scary up
in those woods...
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...but just remember,
Mommy's not far away.
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- Drive! Drive!
- You give your mommy a kissy.
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Drive the car, damn it! Drive!
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- Don't get scared, Cartman.
- Shut up! I'm not scared of nothing!
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Maybe your mom can give me
a kiss too.
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(Maybe she can suck my dick.)
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That's disgusting!
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- You piece of crap, I'll kill you!
- That's the spirit!
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Let's get that testosterone flowing.
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Boys, I need to get serious
for a minute.
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I want you to understand
a few basic rules of hunting.
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Don't ever walk with your gun
unless the safety's on.
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Don't shoot anything human.
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Never spill your beer
in the bullet chamber.
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- Uncle Jimbo, we don't drink beer.
- What?!
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That's right, I don't think
8-year-old kids drink beer.
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Chocolate milk!
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We'll be drinking plenty
on this trip.
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After all, hunting sober
is like fishing sober.
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It will be nice to get out of the city
for a while, away from civilization.
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Here we are.
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Okay, each of you young'uns take
a gun, a beer and some smokes.
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Hey, I didn't get a gun!
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Sweet. This is like the gun
I used in Nam.
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- You weren't in Vietnam!
- Were you stationed in Da Nang?
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He makes stuff up.
Don't believe him.
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I'll blow your frigging head off!
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Look out, son, that's dangerous!
You'll spill your beer.
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After this, my uncle will
take me hunting in Africa.
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Wow, that'd be cool!
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My mom says there's a lot
of black people in Africa.
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Look there.
That's a Rocky Mountain black bear.
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One of the few remaining of its kind.
Isn't it beautiful?
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My God, it's coming right for us!
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It wasn't coming for us.
It was just sitting!
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Not so loud.
Now, that's just a technicality.
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- What do you mean?
- See...
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...the Democrats have passed laws
trying to stop hunting.
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Democrats piss me off!
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They say we can't shoot certain animals
unless they pose a threat.
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So before we shoot, we have to say,
"It's coming right for us!"
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You're smart, Uncle Jimbo.
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- Jimbo, look.
- Oh, it's a deer.
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Looks like about a.46-gauge, Ned.
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It's coming right for us!
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Kick ass!
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Did you see that? I was imperiled
by that ferocious charging buck.
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Rabbit! Rabbit, 5:00.
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Let's move! Move!
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- Is this hunting?
- I guess so.
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- Dude, I'm starting to have flashbacks.
- What?
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Stand forth! Pull up flank!
Look out for Charlies in trees!
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This one's yours, Stan.
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- It's coming right for us!
- It's coming right for us.
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- Shoot it, Stan!
- I got your back, soldier.
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I can't.
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- What's wrong with you?
- I don't wanna shoot it.
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What are you talking about?
You're not making any sense!
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- You're hysterical!
- I just don't wanna shoot it.
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My nephew's a tree-hugger?!
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Hippie! Go back to Woodstock
if you can't shoot.
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- I can shoot you!
- I can shoot you too!
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- I'll kill you!
- I'll fill you full of lead!
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Hey, what's that?
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What the heck is this?
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Yeah, Frank? It's Randy.
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Good. Yeah, listen,
the little needle's moving.
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It's going back and forth really fast.
What's that mean?
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Let me check.
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Yeah, it's smoking.
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Oh, really?
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Really?
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Oh, my God! A volcano!
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- My weenies won't cook.
- This wood won't burn.
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Looks like we'll have to use
the old Indian fire trick.
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Stop, drop and roll, Ned!
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Goddamn it, I just got that van!
How are we supposed to get home?
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It hurts, it hurts!
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You guys, this works
pretty good right now.
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Mr. Mayor, you can't stop serving
Salisbury steak in our public schools.
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What's next, meatloaf?
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We are aware
of your concerns, Chef, but...
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- The geologist is here to see you.
- My geologist? Now?
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The infection's fine.
I don't need a checkup.
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No, that's a gynecologist.
A geologist studies the earth.
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I know that.
How dare you insult my intellect!
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I went to Princeton!
You get out of my office!
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I'm not in your office.
I'm talking to you through a speaker.
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- Just send in the geometrist!
- Geologist.
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- You are fired, buddy!
- It's been great working for you.
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Mayor, we've got a very big problem.
Mt. Evanson is about to erupt.
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What does this mean to the town?
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This graph shows everything
from normal to bad.
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Right now, South Park is here.
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- My God!
- Mayor, some of the school children...
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...are up camping
on that mountain now!
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This is big!
Johnson! Johnson, are you there?
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You fired Johnson.
I'm his replacement, Ted.
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Ted, we've got a major crisis here.
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I want you to call Inside Edition,
Rescue 911 and Entertainment Tonight.
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You'd better get my stylist too.
Don't worry, things are under control.
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And then, Ned picked up the grenade
and boom! Blasted his arm clear off!
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We spent hours looking for that arm,
but it was never found.
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Some say it's still crawling around
to this day.
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- Gotcha!
- That's not scary.
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- You were scared. You almost peed.
- Shut up! I didn't pee!
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Ned, hand me that gin.
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- You boys wanna tie one on?
- No, that stuff tastes like pee.
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- Cartman's pee.
- You would taste my pee!
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What's wrong with you?
Can't you have a little alcohol?
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Christ, look at that little bastard go!
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You see that, Stan?
Now, that is a dirty little bastard.
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I'm a dirty little bastard too.
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You guys, I know a scary story.
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- Shut up. You can't scare anybody.
- Oh, yeah?
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- Have you guys heard of Skuzzlebutt?
- What butt?
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Skuzzlebutt is a creature that lives
up on this very mountain...
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...and kills anybody
who climbs to the top.
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- Why?
- Because it loves the taste of blood...
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...and likes to add pieces
to its deformed body.
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Deformed how?
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On his left arm,
instead of a hand, he has...
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- A hook!
- A knife!
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No, a piece of celery.
Yes, and he walks with a limp.
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One of his legs is missing.
And where his leg should be...
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...there's nothing but Patrick Duffy.
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Patrick Duffy?!
Damn it, that's not scary!
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What do you mean?
Have you seen Step by Step?
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He lives alone on this mountain
and weaves baskets and other crafts.
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They say that on quiet nights,
you can hear him weaving his baskets.
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- You suck at telling scary stories!
- Give me that flashlight.
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(What's that?)
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- What is that?
- Maybe it's Skuzzlebutt coming for us.
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It might be.
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I hope he doesn't cut me
with his celery.
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Screw you guys! Go to hell!
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Ned, why don't you whip out the old
cancer kazoo? Let's do a little song.
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They don't think Skuzzlebutt's scary?
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Let's see how they like it
when they see Skuzzlebutt!
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I'll scare them tomorrow.
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- Stan. Stan, wake up!
- What, dude?
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I think something took Cartman away.
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- Where's my uncle and Ned?
- Fishing with Kenny.
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Kenny? But this is supposed
to be my camping trip.
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Why do they like Kenny so much?
Doesn't he like me?
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- Stan, you wanna know what I think?
- What?
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What a beautiful morning for fishing.
There's a fish!
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Got it.
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Great instincts.
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Uncle Jimbo, Cartman's missing!
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- Who? The fat kid?
- Yeah.
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Oh, hell.
I guess we better go look for him.
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Ned, we gotta cut it short.
Fire out the 12-20!
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That's about the limit
for our fishing permit.
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Oh, man, it smells
like dead fish here.
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(A little like a vagina.)
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Oh, man, that is nasty.
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I've never seen a kid
as cool as you, Kenny.
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I'm making you my honorary nephew.
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(Cool)
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People of South Park
are humble and friendly.
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But now, hot lava will engulf them...
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...and end their miserable lives with
excruciatingly painful, burning agony.
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Hey, I'm on TV! I'm on TV!
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What are you doing to prepare
for this catastrophe?
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All we know right now
is that some of our children...
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...are camping on that mountain and...
I'm sorry, can I start over?
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You can edit this, right?
Ready? Three, two, one.
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All we know right now...
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...is some of our children
are camping on that mountain.
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We can't do anything
until we get them!
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Okay, people, let's go get those kids!
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Everybody, you gotta help
the children!
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He couldn't have gone far,
unless something drug him off.
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There's not many animals
out today, Jimbo.
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Yeah, it's almost like
something funny's going on.
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- Ned, what'd you have for breakfast?
- I don't know. I've got some bad gas.
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Wait, there's a ram!
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It's coming right for us!
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Nice shooting, Kenny!
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- Here, you need a bigger gun.
- Look!
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I am Skuzzlebutt,
lord of the mountains!
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Behold my Patrick Duffy leg!
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- What is it?
- Skuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying.
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We can make a mint killing this thing.
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We'll be on the cover
of Guns & Ammo.
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This calls for some HJ-1 4.
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Those guys are totally scared.
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Fire in the hole!
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Holy crap!
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- Damn, I think I missed.
- What is wrong with you people?!
231
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:01,514
- Come on, let's move! Move!
- Wait, wait!
232
00:16:02,964 --> 00:16:04,194
Is it on? Okay.
233
00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:07,334
People, form groups
and search the mountain.
234
00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:10,334
Report back here every hour,
you got that?
235
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:13,474
- Mayor, I might have an idea.
- What?
236
00:16:13,674 --> 00:16:18,134
If we can dig a large trench,
we can divert the lava into a canyon.
237
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,374
Then it would bypass
South Park completely.
238
00:16:21,584 --> 00:16:24,744
- That would be good, right?
- I'm pretty sure.
239
00:16:24,954 --> 00:16:26,974
What are we waiting for?
240
00:16:27,184 --> 00:16:31,284
Okay, people, change of plans.
Half of you, grab shovels.
241
00:16:31,494 --> 00:16:33,854
These look like his tracks.
242
00:16:34,064 --> 00:16:37,124
Ned, prepare some HK-12
and some Plasticine.
243
00:16:37,334 --> 00:16:41,894
I'll bet that sucker's headed
for a higher elevation... Bird!
244
00:16:42,964 --> 00:16:45,434
It can breathe better higher up.
245
00:16:45,634 --> 00:16:47,764
Look, up there!
246
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,534
You guys, it's just me!
247
00:16:50,714 --> 00:16:54,404
- We sure it's Skuzzlebutt?
- Is there a Patrick Duffy leg?
248
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,244
I can't tell. Kill it!
249
00:16:56,444 --> 00:16:59,174
I gotta get out
of this stupid costume!
250
00:16:59,384 --> 00:17:02,714
- Kenny, you take the front.
- No, I can do it.
251
00:17:02,924 --> 00:17:06,824
- I wanna bag that animal!
- That's the spirit! Let's hunt!
252
00:17:07,024 --> 00:17:08,924
Guys, I was just kidding!
253
00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:14,364
As some people try to save their town,
others look for the missing people.
254
00:17:14,564 --> 00:17:17,054
But all must take every precaution.
255
00:17:17,274 --> 00:17:21,294
People, listen up.
As we near the top of the mountain...
256
00:17:21,504 --> 00:17:25,504
...the chances of our encountering
some lava becomes great.
257
00:17:25,674 --> 00:17:31,544
I have special-ordered this training
film to assist us in volcano safety.
258
00:17:31,754 --> 00:17:35,054
Mr. Garrison, if you would, please.
259
00:17:36,824 --> 00:17:39,514
Natural disasters can be the cause...
260
00:17:39,694 --> 00:17:44,064
...of troubling and undesirable stress.
A volcano is no exception.
261
00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:48,464
What should you do if a volcano
erupts near you or your family?
262
00:17:48,664 --> 00:17:51,394
Here, we see the Stevens on a picnic.
263
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:55,064
Suddenly, daughter hears a noise.
It's a volcano.
264
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:58,004
Junior seems worried.
But have no fear...
265
00:17:58,214 --> 00:18:02,074
...Jane learned in school what to do
when a volcano erupts.
266
00:18:02,284 --> 00:18:05,974
That's right, Jane. Duck and cover.
267
00:18:08,284 --> 00:18:12,124
So, what will you do when you hear
a volcano erupting?
268
00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:17,224
That's right, duck and cover.
Looks like you got the idea.
269
00:18:17,434 --> 00:18:19,194
Duck and cover.
270
00:18:19,394 --> 00:18:21,884
Thank you, and goodbye.
271
00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:23,894
Okay, any questions?
272
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:29,374
That has got to be the most ridiculous
load of pig crap I have ever seen!
273
00:18:29,574 --> 00:18:31,164
That's enough!
274
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:36,704
I'll bag Skuzzlebutt,
then we'll see who's a little bastard.
275
00:18:36,914 --> 00:18:39,214
Seriously, you guys!
276
00:18:39,414 --> 00:18:40,854
Kill it. Kill it!
277
00:18:45,554 --> 00:18:47,024
Come on, kill it!
278
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:52,084
- Goddamn it, I can't do it!
- You pansy! Give me that gun!
279
00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:57,464
- Goddamn it, don't shoot me!
- What the Sam Hill?
280
00:18:57,634 --> 00:19:01,004
I was trying to scare you.
You can put the gun down now!
281
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:04,074
So much for the cover
of Guns & Ammo.
282
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:08,304
But I think we've learned
some important lessons. I think...
283
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:14,414
- Holy crap!
- The mountain, it's blown its top!
284
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,854
Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
285
00:19:21,855 --> 00:19:22,855
(Nope, I'm okay! Aaah!)
286
00:19:26,864 --> 00:19:30,894
- Look, the volcano!
- Quick! Duck and cover!
287
00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:36,334
That lava's coming right for us!
288
00:19:36,544 --> 00:19:38,474
Oh, no, look!
289
00:19:39,974 --> 00:19:43,914
What is this trench doing here?!
We can't get across!
290
00:19:44,114 --> 00:19:48,414
The missing children are trapped
in the path of hot, nasty lava.
291
00:19:48,624 --> 00:19:52,384
God, please deliver
those darling kids from...
292
00:19:52,594 --> 00:19:55,324
Wait, wait, wait!
Three, two and one.
293
00:19:55,524 --> 00:19:57,464
God, please deliver...
294
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,024
Help!
295
00:20:08,144 --> 00:20:10,634
Jiminy! It's the real Skuzzlebutt!
296
00:20:10,844 --> 00:20:15,284
- What? Skuzzlebutt's real?
- Oh, my God, look at his leg!
297
00:20:15,484 --> 00:20:18,044
Hi, kids, I'm TV's Patrick Duffy.
298
00:20:18,254 --> 00:20:20,514
Quick, Ned, shoot it!
299
00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:23,414
Oh, no, out of ammo!
300
00:20:25,094 --> 00:20:29,084
- What is that thing?
- That's Skuzzlebutt!
301
00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:32,594
He has Patrick Duffy for a leg
and weaves baskets.
302
00:20:32,794 --> 00:20:37,394
This isn't happening. Everyone
look away. Nothing to see here.
303
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:40,904
Well, boys, I'm sorry
I got you all killed.
304
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,014
He built a wicker basket!
305
00:20:53,214 --> 00:20:55,314
He's saving us!
306
00:21:00,024 --> 00:21:03,724
- Skuzzlebutt saved the day!
- And my calculations worked.
307
00:21:03,924 --> 00:21:07,624
The lava's following the trench
into the canyon.
308
00:21:08,564 --> 00:21:12,434
Where exactly does the canyon go?
309
00:21:17,044 --> 00:21:19,634
South Park is saved!
310
00:21:20,814 --> 00:21:22,272
Hey, look, Kenny's okay!
311
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,582
(Hey guys, what's up?)
312
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:29,444
Now these humble people can rejoice and
celebrate their victory over nature.
313
00:21:29,624 --> 00:21:32,384
I'm getting word that
the school's chef...
314
00:21:32,594 --> 00:21:36,044
...wants to sing a song
about this struggle of humanity.
315
00:21:50,574 --> 00:21:53,304
What do you have
to say about this outcome?
316
00:21:53,514 --> 00:21:59,504
Well, we owe everything to this
friendly yet misunderstood creature.
317
00:22:00,154 --> 00:22:03,954
- Thank you, Skuzzlebutt.
- Friend.
318
00:22:04,154 --> 00:22:06,594
Oh, how sweet!
319
00:22:09,464 --> 00:22:11,654
I did it! I killed something!
320
00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,664
- What has he done?
- Turn off the cameras!
321
00:22:14,864 --> 00:22:16,354
That was easy.
322
00:22:17,134 --> 00:22:20,404
No! Why, God, why?!
323
00:22:20,604 --> 00:22:22,664
You shouldn't have done that!
324
00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:24,844
- Why?
- Make up your mind, dude.
325
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,374
Some things you kill,
some things you don't, see?
326
00:22:28,584 --> 00:22:31,704
- No.
- Only now in this late hour...
327
00:22:31,914 --> 00:22:36,787
...do I see the folly of guns.
I'll never use a gun again.
328
00:22:38,327 --> 00:22:39,327
(Oh no!)
329
00:22:42,664 --> 00:22:45,284
I wanted you to be proud
of me, like Kenny.
330
00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:49,454
But Kenny's dead now.
You're always gonna be my nephew.
331
00:22:49,664 --> 00:22:51,934
You just can't kill anything.
332
00:22:52,134 --> 00:22:55,234
- You understand?
- I don't understand hunting.
333
00:22:55,444 --> 00:23:00,344
- It's stupid. Let's go watch cartoons.
- Yeah, cartoons kick ass.
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