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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,312 --> 00:00:03,831 MY NAME IS NATHAN FIELDER. 2 00:00:03,934 --> 00:00:05,660 AND I GRADUATED FROM ONE OF CANADA'S TOP BUSINESS SCHOOLS 3 00:00:05,764 --> 00:00:08,422 WITH REALLY GOOD GRADES. 4 00:00:08,525 --> 00:00:11,494 NOW I'M USING MY KNOWLEDGE TO HELP 5 00:00:11,597 --> 00:00:12,978 STRUGGLING SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS 6 00:00:13,082 --> 00:00:14,048 MAKE IT IN THIS COMPETITIVE WORLD. 7 00:00:22,712 --> 00:00:26,612 THIS IS NATHAN FOR YOU. 8 00:00:26,716 --> 00:00:29,063 GREG BOODAGHIAN WORKS IN AN INDUSTRY 9 00:00:29,167 --> 00:00:31,445 WHERE DISHONESTY RUNS RAMPANT, 10 00:00:31,548 --> 00:00:33,930 AND THAT MAKES THE FACT THAT I FIRST THOUGHT HIS BUSINESS 11 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,967 WAS CALLED "GAY AUTO REPAIR" THE LEAST OF HIS WORRIES. 12 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,591 HIS BIGGEST PROBLEM: CUSTOMERS NOT TRUSTING HIM. 13 00:00:39,694 --> 00:00:42,663 I DO HAVE CLIENTS LIKE THAT THAT ONCE THEY ENTER HERE, 14 00:00:42,766 --> 00:00:44,941 THEY THINK THAT I'M READY TO RIP THEM OFF. 15 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,874 GREG SEEMED LIKE AN HONEST MECHANIC, 16 00:00:46,977 --> 00:00:48,979 BUT BEFORE HELPING HIM, I NEEDED TO BE SURE. 17 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:51,189 SO I BAKED HIM SOME COOKIES WITH SALT INSTEAD OF SUGAR 18 00:00:51,292 --> 00:00:54,709 TO SEE IF HE'D BE HONEST ABOUT THE TASTE, 19 00:00:54,813 --> 00:00:56,056 AND THE NEXT DAY, I PAID HIM A VISIT AT HIS SHOP 20 00:00:56,159 --> 00:00:58,506 IN GLENDALE, CALIFORNIA, WITH MY HOMEMADE TREATS. 21 00:00:58,610 --> 00:01:01,164 I HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU. 22 00:01:01,268 --> 00:01:02,924 I BAKED YOU THESE COOKIES. 23 00:01:03,028 --> 00:01:04,409 - FOR ME? - YEAH. 24 00:01:04,512 --> 00:01:05,755 SO FEEL FREE TO HAVE ONE. 25 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:10,553 SURE. 26 00:01:10,656 --> 00:01:13,452 - WHO MADE IT? YOU MADE IT? - MM-HMM. 27 00:01:13,556 --> 00:01:15,385 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 28 00:01:15,489 --> 00:01:17,042 - VERY GOOD. - YOU LIKE IT? 29 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:18,354 I LIKE IT. YEAH, A LITTLE SALTY. 30 00:01:18,457 --> 00:01:20,252 DIFFERENT. 31 00:01:20,356 --> 00:01:21,771 GOOD ENOUGH. 32 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:24,222 THE PLAN: FOR GREG TO PROMOTE THAT HE'S AN HONEST MECHANIC 33 00:01:24,325 --> 00:01:28,502 BY ONLY GIVING ESTIMATES WHILE HOOKED UP TO A LIE DETECTOR. 34 00:01:28,605 --> 00:01:31,091 I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S-- 35 00:01:31,194 --> 00:01:34,715 SOMETHING LIKE THIS WON'T ONLY MAKE YOU LOOK MORE HONEST, 36 00:01:34,818 --> 00:01:37,131 BUT IT WILL MAKE YOUR COMPETITORS LOOK MORE DISHONEST 37 00:01:37,235 --> 00:01:39,547 BECAUSE IT'LL MAKE EVERYONE IN THE CITY GO, 38 00:01:39,651 --> 00:01:42,378 "WELL, WHY ISN'T MY MECHANIC HOOKED UP TO A POLYGRAPH? 39 00:01:42,481 --> 00:01:43,758 I WANT TO GO TO THE GUY WHO IS." 40 00:01:43,862 --> 00:01:45,933 PROBABLY, YEAH. PEOPLE WILL THINK THAT WAY. 41 00:01:46,036 --> 00:01:47,555 YEAH. YEAH. 42 00:01:47,659 --> 00:01:50,213 GREG SEEMED INTO MY IDEA, AND THAT MEANT I NEEDED TO FIND 43 00:01:50,317 --> 00:01:52,733 A RELIABLE POLYGRAPH MACHINE FOR HIM TO USE. 44 00:01:52,836 --> 00:01:54,079 DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE? 45 00:01:54,183 --> 00:01:56,254 - OH, I'LL TAKE IT LATER. - HAVE ANOTHER ONE NOW. 46 00:01:56,357 --> 00:01:57,496 - NO? - NO. 47 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,015 SO I TRACKED DOWN A LOCAL POLYGRAPH OPERATOR 48 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:03,330 AND MET UP WITH HIM AT MY OFFICE TO PUT HIS MACHINE TO THE TEST. 49 00:02:03,433 --> 00:02:05,918 ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS TRUTHFULLY, OKAY? 50 00:02:06,022 --> 00:02:07,161 MM-HMM. 51 00:02:07,265 --> 00:02:10,716 - IS TODAY THURSDAY? - YES. 52 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:13,029 ARE YOU CURRENTLY SITTING DOWN? 53 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,618 YES. 54 00:02:15,721 --> 00:02:18,207 HAVE YOU EVER USED PORNOGRAPHY TO PLEASURE YOURSELF? 55 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:21,658 IS THAT A STANDARD QUESTION? 56 00:02:21,762 --> 00:02:23,177 TRY TO NOT TALK BETWEEN QUESTIONS. 57 00:02:23,281 --> 00:02:25,283 HAVE YOU EVER USED ONLINE PORNOGRAPHY 58 00:02:25,386 --> 00:02:27,837 OR PORNOGRAPHY TO PLEASURE YOURSELF? 59 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:29,494 NO. 60 00:02:29,597 --> 00:02:30,495 OKAY. 61 00:02:30,598 --> 00:02:32,428 DECEPTIVE. 62 00:02:32,531 --> 00:02:35,879 WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT 100%. 63 00:02:35,983 --> 00:02:37,364 I DON'T LOOK AT PORNOGRAPHY, SO IT WAS OBVIOUS 64 00:02:37,467 --> 00:02:41,471 THAT GENE'S OLD MACHINE WAS TOO INACCURATE TO USE WITH GREG. 65 00:02:41,575 --> 00:02:44,474 SO I SOUGHT OUT A DIFFERENT POLYGRAPH OPERATOR 66 00:02:44,578 --> 00:02:45,993 WHO CLAIMED TO HAVE THE MOST UP-TO-DATE EQUIPMENT. 67 00:02:46,096 --> 00:02:48,547 HONESTLY, THIS MACHINE LOOKED LIKE 68 00:02:48,651 --> 00:02:51,309 SOMETHING OUT OF THE 1500s. 69 00:02:51,412 --> 00:02:52,344 - IT WAS LIKE-- - YEAH,. 70 00:02:52,448 --> 00:02:55,002 - THOSE ARE ONLY 80% ACCURATE. - RIGHT. 71 00:02:55,105 --> 00:02:57,867 SO WHAT I WANT TO DO TODAY, ALONG WITH TESTING YOUR MACHINE, 72 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:02,665 IS TO SHOW THAT I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH IN THAT SITUATION 73 00:03:02,768 --> 00:03:05,840 AND THAT I DON'T WATCH ONLINE PORNOGRAPHY. 74 00:03:05,944 --> 00:03:07,566 OKAY. 75 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:09,223 AND ONCE I WAS ALL HOOKED UP, 76 00:03:09,327 --> 00:03:11,363 I WAS READY TO TAKE ON THE HARD QUESTIONS. 77 00:03:11,467 --> 00:03:13,503 DO YOU LIVE IN WISCONSIN? 78 00:03:13,607 --> 00:03:16,265 - NO. - PASS. 79 00:03:16,368 --> 00:03:20,130 DO YOU EVER LOOK AT PORNOGRAPHY ON THE INTERNET? 80 00:03:25,135 --> 00:03:26,516 NO. 81 00:03:26,620 --> 00:03:28,449 FAIL. 82 00:03:28,553 --> 00:03:30,348 I--I S-- 83 00:03:30,451 --> 00:03:31,901 HAVE YOU EVER PLEASURED YOURSELF 84 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:33,109 WHILE WATCHING PORNOGRAPHY ON THE INTERNET? 85 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,179 NO. 86 00:03:34,283 --> 00:03:36,043 FAIL. 87 00:03:36,146 --> 00:03:37,665 DO YOU NEED TO REBOOT THE COMPUTER OR SOMETHING? 88 00:03:37,769 --> 00:03:39,460 THERE'S NO--NOTHING TO REBOOT. 89 00:03:39,564 --> 00:03:40,668 IT'S ROLLING. 90 00:03:40,772 --> 00:03:42,463 'CAUSE I NOTICED YOUR COMPUTER IS A DELL. 91 00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:44,845 - SO I DON'T KNOW-- - COMPUTER'S A TOSHIBA. 92 00:03:44,948 --> 00:03:46,536 - IT NEVER GLITCHES? - NO. 93 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,366 YOU'RE FAILING, I AND I THINK IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE LYING. 94 00:03:48,469 --> 00:03:50,264 BUT IT'S WEIRD FOR ME A LITTLE BIT WHEN I'M TELLING THE TRUTH 95 00:03:50,368 --> 00:03:52,680 AND THE COMPUTER IS SAYING I'M LYING. 96 00:03:52,784 --> 00:03:56,546 AND ON TOP OF THAT, IT'S A TOSHIBA. 97 00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:58,548 SMALL GREEN MOUNTAIN, SMALL GREEN MOUNTAIN, 98 00:03:58,652 --> 00:04:00,170 GIANT GREEN MOUNTAIN. 99 00:04:00,274 --> 00:04:01,896 - WHAT WAS THAT QUESTION FOR? - PORN. 100 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,415 DO YOU EVER WATCH PORN ON THE INTERNET? 101 00:04:03,519 --> 00:04:05,452 IS THAT A WINDOWS '95? 102 00:04:05,555 --> 00:04:08,696 OH, JESUS, DUDE. YOU'RE GRASPIN' AT STRAWS. 103 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,388 THE OPERATING SYSTEM HAS NOTHING TO DO 104 00:04:10,491 --> 00:04:12,976 WITH WHAT YOU'RE SHOOTING OUT. 105 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,668 AND IT'S NOT WINDOWS '95. 106 00:04:14,771 --> 00:04:17,464 - XP? - YES. 107 00:04:17,567 --> 00:04:19,707 STILL, IT'S NOT THE MOST RECENT OPERATING SYSTEM, 108 00:04:19,811 --> 00:04:22,331 I DON'T THINK. 109 00:04:22,434 --> 00:04:24,471 DESPITE THE INACCURACY OF JOHN'S DATED MACHINE, 110 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:25,989 WE HAD TO GO WITH HIM SINCE THERE WEREN'T 111 00:04:26,093 --> 00:04:27,059 ANY OTHER OPERATORS IN THE AREA. 112 00:04:27,163 --> 00:04:31,374 - SEE YOU LATER. - BYE. 113 00:04:31,478 --> 00:04:34,343 BACK AT G&Y, I HAD A SURPRISE IN STORE FOR GREG. 114 00:04:34,446 --> 00:04:36,552 - I GOT YOU THAT SIGN. - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S COOL. 115 00:04:36,655 --> 00:04:37,967 - YEAH? - YEAH. 116 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:40,107 WITH THE SIGN IN PLACE, IT WAS FINALLY TIME FOR GREG 117 00:04:40,210 --> 00:04:42,661 TO TRY OUT HIS NEW HONEST APPROACH WITH CUSTOMERS. 118 00:04:42,765 --> 00:04:44,318 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HEY. HI. 119 00:04:44,422 --> 00:04:47,183 - WE HAVE A SPECIAL TODAY. - OKAY. 120 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,462 WE ACCEPT A POLYGRAPH TEST WHEN WE GIVE YOU-- 121 00:04:50,566 --> 00:04:51,429 OH, WOW. 122 00:04:51,532 --> 00:04:53,293 WHEN WE GIVE YOU THE ESTIMATES. 123 00:04:53,396 --> 00:04:54,742 SO IF YOU WANT A-- YOU'RE WILLING TO-- 124 00:04:54,846 --> 00:04:57,193 THAT SOUNDS GREAT. YEAH. 125 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,195 CUSTOMERS SEEMED EXCITED ABOUT THE PROMOTION, 126 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,647 AND AFTER A THOROUGH INSPECTION, GREG GAVE HIS QUOTE. 127 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,718 THE REAR, YOU HAVE, LIKE, 5% LEFT. 128 00:05:04,821 --> 00:05:06,064 OKAY. 129 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:09,136 WHILE JOHN, OUR POLYGRAPH EXAMINER, TOOK NOTES. 130 00:05:09,239 --> 00:05:11,897 NOW IT WAS TIME TO PUT GREG'S HONESTY TO THE TEST. 131 00:05:12,001 --> 00:05:14,866 - IS TODAY SUNDAY? - NO. 132 00:05:14,969 --> 00:05:17,144 TRUE. 133 00:05:17,247 --> 00:05:19,215 DO THE REAR BRAKE PADS ONLY HAVE 5% LEFT? 134 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:23,046 - YES. - TRUE. 135 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:26,671 IS $180 A FAIR PRICE TO REPLACE AN ABS SENSOR? 136 00:05:26,774 --> 00:05:28,880 - YES. - TRUE. 137 00:05:28,983 --> 00:05:30,364 OKAY. 138 00:05:30,468 --> 00:05:35,335 SO BASED ON THOSE ANSWERS, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR ESTIMATE? 139 00:05:35,438 --> 00:05:38,924 YEAH, IT'S-- HE SOUNDS TRUTHFUL. 140 00:05:39,028 --> 00:05:41,030 KEEP IN MIND, TOO, THAT YESTERDAY 141 00:05:41,133 --> 00:05:43,895 WHEN HE DID A TEST ON ME, IT SAID THAT I, YOU KNOW, 142 00:05:43,998 --> 00:05:46,622 PLEASURED MYSELF TO PORNOGRAPHY, AND I DON'T DO THAT. 143 00:05:46,725 --> 00:05:47,623 SO-- JUST KEEP IN MIND... 144 00:05:47,726 --> 00:05:49,314 OH, REALLY? 145 00:05:49,418 --> 00:05:51,247 - IT'S NOT FULLY ACCURATE 100%. - OKAY. 146 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,733 IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, RUN ON A TOSHIBA LAPTOP WITH XP, SO-- 147 00:05:54,837 --> 00:05:56,459 IT'S 98% ACCURATE, 148 00:05:56,563 --> 00:05:59,082 AND HE HAS PLEASURED HIMSELF TO PORN ON THE INTERNET. 149 00:05:59,186 --> 00:06:01,533 NO, THAT'S--WE HAD-- WE DETERMINED YESTERDAY 150 00:06:01,637 --> 00:06:04,191 THAT THAT WAS POSSIBLY A GLITCH WITH THE MACHINE, OR-- 151 00:06:04,294 --> 00:06:06,262 NO, I DISPUTED THAT RIGHT AWAY. 152 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,816 THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO WAY YOU WERE TELLING THE TRUTH 153 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,611 ON THE TWO QUESTIONS YOU FAILED. 154 00:06:10,715 --> 00:06:12,061 OKAY. 155 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:14,063 I'M JUST TRYING TO ESTABLISH THERE IS SOME UNCERTAINTY, 156 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:15,133 AND, YOU KNOW, TO-- 157 00:06:15,236 --> 00:06:16,410 THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO UNCERTAINTY. 158 00:06:16,514 --> 00:06:18,585 YOUR BODY EXPLODED ON THOSE TWO QUESTIONS ACROSS-- 159 00:06:18,688 --> 00:06:20,932 BUT WE DON'T KNOW 100% THAT MY BODY EXPLODED. 160 00:06:21,035 --> 00:06:22,347 IT IS THE COMPUTER THAT'S SHOWING-- 161 00:06:22,451 --> 00:06:23,797 OH, IT WAS 100% YOUR BODY. 162 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:26,455 YOU KEEP TRYING TO BLAME IT ON WINDOWS THIS AND PROGRAMS. 163 00:06:26,558 --> 00:06:28,491 IT WAS YOUR BODY. YOU FAILED. 164 00:06:28,595 --> 00:06:30,873 THERE IS NO DOUBT YOU HAVE WATCHED PORN ON THE INTERNET 165 00:06:30,976 --> 00:06:32,461 AT SOME TIME IN YOUR LIFE, AND THERE IS ZERO DOUBT-- 166 00:06:32,564 --> 00:06:33,669 WELL, MAYBE HE JUST-- 167 00:06:33,772 --> 00:06:35,325 MAYBE HE WAS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE QUESTION. 168 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:36,603 - NO. - NO? 169 00:06:36,706 --> 00:06:39,675 I WAS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE QUESTION, THOUGH. 170 00:06:39,778 --> 00:06:41,470 SO THANK YOU. 171 00:06:41,573 --> 00:06:43,920 DESPITE THE ACCURACY PROBLEMS WITH JOHN'S MACHINE, 172 00:06:44,024 --> 00:06:45,681 MORE AND MORE CUSTOMERS SEEMED TO ENJOY 173 00:06:45,784 --> 00:06:47,579 THEIR POLYGRAPH-VERIFIED QUOTES. 174 00:06:47,683 --> 00:06:51,859 DID YOU FIND A LOOSE VACUUM HOSE AND YOU REATTACHED IT? 175 00:06:51,963 --> 00:06:53,205 YES. 176 00:06:53,309 --> 00:06:55,622 TRUE. 177 00:06:55,725 --> 00:06:58,383 SO AS YOU CAN SEE, THE THINGS HE QUOTED YOU IN THE ESTIMATE 178 00:06:58,487 --> 00:07:00,972 WERE EXACTLY THINGS THAT ARE ACTUALLY PROBLEMS WITH YOUR CAR, 179 00:07:01,075 --> 00:07:03,423 AND YOU DO NEED, AND YOU KNOW THAT. 180 00:07:03,526 --> 00:07:05,390 BUT IF YOU GO ANYWHERE ELSE, YOU WON'T KNOW THAT. 181 00:07:05,494 --> 00:07:07,634 RIGHT. 182 00:07:07,737 --> 00:07:11,154 SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER. 183 00:07:11,258 --> 00:07:12,880 I WAS SO PROUD THAT I COULD FINALLY HELP GREG 184 00:07:12,984 --> 00:07:15,780 PROFIT FROM HIS HONESTY, AND AT THE END OF THE DAY, 185 00:07:15,883 --> 00:07:18,472 I WANTED TO SEE WHAT HE THOUGHT OF THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE. 186 00:07:18,576 --> 00:07:20,474 WERE YOU HAPPY WITH EVERYTHING THAT I DID? 187 00:07:20,578 --> 00:07:22,683 WE WERE HAPPY, YES. WE WERE HAPPY, SO-- 188 00:07:22,787 --> 00:07:23,960 YEAH. 189 00:07:24,064 --> 00:07:25,962 DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU THAT 190 00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:27,481 WHILE HOOKED UP TO THE POLYGRAPH? 191 00:07:27,585 --> 00:07:29,656 - SURE. - YEAH? 192 00:07:29,759 --> 00:07:33,418 SO WERE YOU HAPPY WITH EVERYTHING I DID FOR YOU TODAY? 193 00:07:33,522 --> 00:07:35,144 YES. 194 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,766 TRUE. 195 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:40,287 ONE MORE QUESTION. 196 00:07:40,390 --> 00:07:42,151 WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO HANG OUT SOMETIME 197 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:43,842 SOCIALLY WITH ME OUTSIDE OF THIS? 198 00:07:43,946 --> 00:07:46,535 NO. 199 00:07:46,638 --> 00:07:51,609 TRUE. 200 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:56,061 HMM. 201 00:07:56,165 --> 00:07:57,511 OKAY. 202 00:07:57,615 --> 00:08:00,445 WELL, THANK YOU, AND--YEAH, THANK YOU FOR YOUR HONESTLY. 203 00:08:00,549 --> 00:08:02,378 YEAH. 204 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,724 AND, YEAH. 205 00:08:03,828 --> 00:08:05,485 BEST OF LUCK WITH EVERYTHING. 206 00:08:05,588 --> 00:08:07,625 ARE WE DONE? YEAH. 207 00:08:07,728 --> 00:08:08,764 YAY. OKAY. 208 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:10,455 - HAVE A NICE DAY. - THANK YOU. 209 00:08:10,559 --> 00:08:13,527 - GOOD TO MEET YOU. - BYE. 210 00:08:13,631 --> 00:08:15,253 IT'S--YEAH. ALL RIGHT. 211 00:08:19,706 --> 00:08:21,639 SUE STANFORD IS ONE OF OVER 6,000 LICENSED REALTORS 212 00:08:21,742 --> 00:08:25,297 IN L.A. COUNTY, AND IN AN OVERSATURATED MARKET, 213 00:08:25,401 --> 00:08:27,610 IT CAN BE HARD TO STAND OUT FROM THE CROWD. 214 00:08:27,714 --> 00:08:31,787 WE'RE CONTINUALLY TRYING TO OUTDO THE OTHER-- 215 00:08:31,890 --> 00:08:33,823 PERSON, YOU KNOW, TRYING TO GET BUSINESS. 216 00:08:33,927 --> 00:08:35,894 SO I PAID HER A VISIT TO HELP HER BECOME 217 00:08:35,998 --> 00:08:38,483 ONE OF THE MOST SOUGHT-AFTER REALTORS IN THE CITY. 218 00:08:38,587 --> 00:08:43,315 SO I ALWAYS LIKE TO BEGIN WITH SOME SMALL TALK TO BREAK THE ICE 219 00:08:43,419 --> 00:08:45,594 AND MAKE THE OTHER PERSON COMFORTABLE. 220 00:08:45,697 --> 00:08:48,010 OKAY. 221 00:08:48,113 --> 00:08:52,290 HAVE YOU EVER POSED FOR A PAINTING BEFORE? 222 00:08:52,393 --> 00:08:56,121 NO, NOT ACTUALLY, NOT FOR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 223 00:08:56,225 --> 00:08:58,123 YOU'D MAKE A GOOD MODEL. YOU'RE VERY BEAUTIFUL. 224 00:08:58,227 --> 00:08:59,469 WELL, BLESS YOUR HEART. 225 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:01,023 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAYING THAT. 226 00:09:01,126 --> 00:09:02,645 YOU'RE WELCOME. 227 00:09:02,749 --> 00:09:05,786 SO IS THAT ENOUGH SMALL TALK TO MAKE YOU COMFORTABLE? 228 00:09:05,890 --> 00:09:09,894 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 229 00:09:09,997 --> 00:09:13,760 MY MISSION WAS TO MAKE SUE ONE OF L.A.'s TOP REALTORS. 230 00:09:13,863 --> 00:09:15,555 THE PLAN: HAVE HER SPECIALIZE 231 00:09:15,658 --> 00:09:18,385 IN A CURRENTLY UNREPRESENTED GROUP OF HOMEBUYER, 232 00:09:18,488 --> 00:09:21,699 THE 50% OF PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS. 233 00:09:21,802 --> 00:09:23,908 GHOSTS? 234 00:09:24,011 --> 00:09:26,220 WHEN YOU SHOW A HOUSE, YOU KNOW, HALF THE PEOPLE 235 00:09:26,324 --> 00:09:29,292 THAT COME THROUGH ARE THINKING, "IS THERE A GHOST IN HERE?" 236 00:09:29,396 --> 00:09:30,846 OKAY. 237 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:32,088 SO IT SURPRISED ME THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN A REALTOR 238 00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:35,609 THAT CAN GUARANTEE THAT ALL THE HOMES THEY SELL 239 00:09:35,713 --> 00:09:37,335 ARE ENTIRELY GHOST-FREE. 240 00:09:37,438 --> 00:09:39,682 TRUE, YEAH. 241 00:09:39,786 --> 00:09:41,063 SO WHAT I'M SUGGESTING 242 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:44,653 IS A COMPLETE RE-BRANDING OF YOU AS THE GHOST REALTOR. 243 00:09:46,862 --> 00:09:47,759 HUH. 244 00:09:47,863 --> 00:09:50,003 IT'S REALLY A WILD IDEA. 245 00:09:50,106 --> 00:09:52,108 SUE WASN'T FULLY SEEING MY VISION YET, 246 00:09:52,212 --> 00:09:54,904 SO TO HELP SELL IT TO HER, I MOCKED UP SOME NEW BRANDING 247 00:09:55,008 --> 00:09:57,389 AND PREPARED A SPECIAL SURPRISE TO GET HER EXCITED. 248 00:09:57,493 --> 00:09:59,184 - READY? - UH-HUH. 249 00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:01,980 ALL RIGHT, OPEN YOUR EYES. LOOK. 250 00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:03,085 OH, MY GOSH. 251 00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:05,950 THAT'S AMAZING. 252 00:10:06,053 --> 00:10:07,089 PRETTY GREAT, HUH? 253 00:10:07,192 --> 00:10:08,435 THAT'S ME. 254 00:10:08,538 --> 00:10:12,957 "MY HOMES ARE 100% GHOST- AND DEMON-FREE." 255 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,890 OH, MY GOODNESS. 256 00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:16,823 I COULD TELL SUE WAS THRILLED WITH HER NEW IMAGE, 257 00:10:16,926 --> 00:10:18,203 BUT TO FULLY REBRAND AS THE GHOST REALTOR, 258 00:10:18,307 --> 00:10:20,723 SHE'D NEED TO WORK WITH A PROFESSIONAL PSYCHIC MEDIUM 259 00:10:20,827 --> 00:10:24,278 WHO COULD VERIFY WHETHER HER HOMES WERE TRULY GHOST-FREE. 260 00:10:24,382 --> 00:10:26,833 SO I FOUND A LOCAL PSYCHIC ONLINE... 261 00:10:26,936 --> 00:10:29,525 HELLO. I'M PSYCHIC RON BARD. 262 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,355 AND ARRANGED FOR HE AND SUE TO MEET AT ONE OF HER LISTINGS. 263 00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:33,874 MY MOTHER WAS CONSIDERED 264 00:10:33,978 --> 00:10:36,394 QUEEN OF THE PSYCHICS BY DR. HANS HOLZER. 265 00:10:36,497 --> 00:10:38,810 HE'S WRITTEN 145 BOOKS. 266 00:10:38,914 --> 00:10:40,709 WOW. 267 00:10:40,812 --> 00:10:44,574 AND MY DAUGHTER JUST FOUND HER FIRST MISSING CHILD IN NEW YORK. 268 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,955 OKAY. 269 00:10:46,059 --> 00:10:48,958 SO JUST TO BE CLEAR, IF THERE'S A GHOST IN THIS HOUSE, 270 00:10:49,062 --> 00:10:50,166 YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TELL. 271 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:51,616 THAT'S CORRECT. 272 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,825 WITH RON'S GUARANTEE, I INTRODUCED HIM TO SUE. 273 00:10:53,929 --> 00:10:55,344 MY GREAT PLEASURE. 274 00:10:55,447 --> 00:10:57,346 AND THEN WE FOLLOWED AS HE LED US THROUGH THE HOUSE 275 00:10:57,449 --> 00:11:00,867 INSPECTING EACH ROOM FOR THE PRESENCE OF ANY GHOSTS. 276 00:11:00,970 --> 00:11:02,972 DEFINITELY A CHANGE OF ENERGY. 277 00:11:03,076 --> 00:11:05,043 - YOU FEEL THAT, CORRECT? - MM-HMM, DEFINITELY. 278 00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:06,976 I FEEL, LIKE, CHILLS GOING DOWN MY SPINE RIGHT NOW. 279 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,564 - RIGHT. - IS IT A GHOST? 280 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,945 NO. 281 00:11:10,048 --> 00:11:11,981 THINGS WERE OFF TO A GREAT START, AS RON BELIEVED 282 00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:13,880 THE FIRST HOUSE WAS COMPLETELY GHOST-FREE. 283 00:11:13,983 --> 00:11:16,883 I'M NOT FEELING THERE'S ANY ENTITIES IN THIS HOUSE. 284 00:11:16,986 --> 00:11:17,884 - WELL, THAT'S GOOD. - THAT'S GOOD. 285 00:11:17,987 --> 00:11:19,609 - YES. - I CAN SELL THE HOUSE. 286 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:21,163 - YEAH. - YEAH. 287 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:22,992 BUT WHEN WE VISITED ANOTHER ONE OF SUE'S LISTINGS, 288 00:11:23,096 --> 00:11:24,511 RON FELT A PRESENCE IMMEDIATELY. 289 00:11:24,614 --> 00:11:29,481 I'M HEARING SCREAMING AND ARGUING THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE. 290 00:11:29,585 --> 00:11:31,932 - SCREAMING AND ARGUING? - YEAH. 291 00:11:32,036 --> 00:11:33,451 THIS IS NO GOOD. 292 00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:34,832 - OH, DEAR. - THE BATHROOM? 293 00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:36,972 THIS WHOLE HOUSE. SOMETHING'S WRONG. 294 00:11:37,075 --> 00:11:38,628 WOW. 295 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,114 RON SENSED EVIL ALL AROUND US. 296 00:11:41,217 --> 00:11:43,288 SOMETHING WENT ON BACK THERE. 297 00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:44,980 BUT IT WASN'T UNTIL WE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM 298 00:11:45,083 --> 00:11:47,189 THAT HE FELT THE TRUE PRESENCE OF THE GHOST. 299 00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:49,294 YOU FEEL LIKE THERE'S GHOSTS AROUND, OR-- 300 00:11:49,398 --> 00:11:53,091 - YEAH. - OOH, IS THAT RIGHT? 301 00:11:53,195 --> 00:11:54,575 I FEEL THERE ARE ENTITIES IN THIS HOUSE. 302 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:57,268 - I SEE. - THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. 303 00:11:57,371 --> 00:12:00,064 WELL, THAT SUCKS FOR YOU. 304 00:12:00,167 --> 00:12:01,513 YEAH, YEAH. 305 00:12:01,617 --> 00:12:04,378 WHAT IS HIS ACTIVITY IN THE HOUSE? 306 00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:05,828 IT'S, LIKE, EVIL. 307 00:12:05,932 --> 00:12:09,211 IT'S LIKE--YOU KNOW WHAT AN INCUBUS IS? 308 00:12:09,314 --> 00:12:11,938 IT'S A GHOST THAT'LL HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE UNTIL THEY DIE. 309 00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:14,388 WOW. 310 00:12:14,492 --> 00:12:18,047 THAT'S LIKE WHAT I EXPERIENCED WHEN I WAS IN SWITZERLAND. 311 00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:21,775 SOMETHING BAD, A BAD SPIRIT OR A BAD ENTITY. 312 00:12:21,879 --> 00:12:24,295 THIS IS THE ROOM THAT IT'S GENERATING FROM. 313 00:12:24,398 --> 00:12:27,539 - WHAT HAPPENED IN SWITZERLAND? - WHEN I WAS BEING CHOKED. 314 00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:28,506 YOU WERE BEING CHOKED IN SWITZERLAND? 315 00:12:28,609 --> 00:12:29,541 YEAH. 316 00:12:29,645 --> 00:12:30,542 WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THAT. 317 00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:31,612 WHAT? 318 00:12:31,716 --> 00:12:32,821 EARLIER, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT-- 319 00:12:32,924 --> 00:12:34,892 - CHOKED BY WHAT? - BY AN ENTITY LIKE THAT. 320 00:12:34,995 --> 00:12:36,169 I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING PICKED-- 321 00:12:36,272 --> 00:12:37,584 WHAT, A GHOST CHOKED YOU IN SWITZERLAND? 322 00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:40,000 - YES. - WOW. 323 00:12:40,104 --> 00:12:41,415 OH, YES. 324 00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:44,039 THERE'S BEEN MANY THINGS THAT HAS HAPPENED IN MY LIFE. 325 00:12:44,142 --> 00:12:47,214 THAT'S WHY IT'S SO INTERESTING TO MEET YOU. 326 00:12:47,318 --> 00:12:49,147 SUE'S BOMBSHELL ABOUT THE SWITZERLAND GHOST MADE ME FEEL 327 00:12:49,251 --> 00:12:52,012 AN URGENCY TO GET RID OF THIS ENTITY RIGHT AWAY. 328 00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:53,013 THE ONLY QUESTION WAS HOW. 329 00:12:53,117 --> 00:12:55,913 IT COULD ALWAYS BE CLEANED. 330 00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:57,811 RON SUGGESTED AN EXORCISM, SO THE NEXT MORNING, 331 00:12:57,915 --> 00:13:01,263 I FOUND AN EXORCIST FROM FRESNO NAMED BROTHER CARLOS... 332 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:04,093 YOU HAVE TO OBEY ME, AND YOU HAVE TO COME OUT. 333 00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:05,785 IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST, DEVILS. 334 00:13:05,888 --> 00:13:08,373 AND BOOKED HIM TO DO AN EXORCISM 335 00:13:08,477 --> 00:13:10,513 IN THE MASTER BEDROOM FOR THE FOLLOWING WEEK. 336 00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:12,722 IN THE MEANTIME, SUE HAD AN APPOINTMENT 337 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:15,208 TO SHOW THE HOUSE THAT SHE PREFERRED NOT TO CANCEL. 338 00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:17,486 SO BEFORE THE POTENTIAL BUYER ARRIVED, 339 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:20,351 I REMINDED HER TO BE UPFRONT ABOUT THE STATUS OF THE HOME. 340 00:13:20,454 --> 00:13:23,630 YOU JUST HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH THE PERSON YOU'RE SHOWING IT TO, 341 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:26,736 AND IT LET THEM KNOW THAT EVEN THOUGH THERE IS AN ENTITY, 342 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,256 WE WILL BE DOING AN EXORCISM VERY SOON, 343 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,499 AND THAT WILL GET RID OF IT. 344 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:34,123 THAT'S--YES, OKAY. THAT SOUNDS PERFECT. 345 00:13:34,227 --> 00:13:36,125 - OKAY, GREAT. SO GOOD LUCK. - OKAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 346 00:13:36,229 --> 00:13:38,369 OH, THANKS. 347 00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:39,991 AND MOMENTS LATER, 348 00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:42,476 SUE BEGAN HER FIRST SHOWING AS THE GHOST REALTOR. 349 00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:44,375 SO THE DINING ROOM'S THIS WAY, 350 00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:46,722 AND THEN THE KITCHEN'S TO YOUR RIGHT. 351 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,586 AFTER THE POTENTIAL BUYER MADE HER WAY THROUGH THE HOUSE, 352 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,553 IT WAS UP TO SUE TO CLOSE THE DEAL. 353 00:13:50,657 --> 00:13:51,934 SO WHAT DID YOU THINK? 354 00:13:52,038 --> 00:13:54,592 I LIKE IT, ESPECIALLY THE WALK-IN CLOSET. 355 00:13:54,695 --> 00:13:56,042 OH, A NICE, BIG ONE. 356 00:13:56,145 --> 00:13:58,216 YES, A NICE, BIG CLOSET. 357 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,391 AND THE MASTER BEDROOM IS REALLY NICE. 358 00:14:00,494 --> 00:14:02,082 - YES. - I LIKE IT, YES. 359 00:14:02,186 --> 00:14:03,532 WONDERFUL. 360 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,465 WELL, I DO HAVE TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU. 361 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:08,364 UPSTAIRS IN THE MASTER BEDROOM, 362 00:14:08,468 --> 00:14:09,710 WE DID FIND A ENTITY, 363 00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:14,129 AND IT WAS AN INCUBUS. 364 00:14:14,232 --> 00:14:15,509 I KNOW YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT THAT IS. 365 00:14:15,613 --> 00:14:17,995 I HAVE NO IDEA. 366 00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:20,307 WELL, THAT IS A PRETTY EVIL SPIRIT, ACTUALLY, 367 00:14:20,411 --> 00:14:25,312 AND HE SAID THAT THIS SPIRIT RAPES WOMEN 368 00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:29,006 AND HAS SEX WITH THEM UNTIL THEY DIE. 369 00:14:29,109 --> 00:14:30,870 I KNOW IT SOUNDS AWFUL, 370 00:14:30,973 --> 00:14:32,630 BUT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE IT TAKEN CARE OF. 371 00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:35,460 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE AN EXORCIST COME IN AND GET RID OF IT. 372 00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:38,118 - THIS IS REAL? REALLY? LIKE-- - I KNOW. 373 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:40,327 I KNOW. 374 00:14:40,431 --> 00:14:42,226 ISN'T THAT UNBELIEVABLE 375 00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:43,468 THAT THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD? 376 00:14:43,572 --> 00:14:45,401 SO TRUST ME. 377 00:14:45,505 --> 00:14:47,645 COME BACK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS, 378 00:14:47,748 --> 00:14:50,303 AND YOU'LL SEE IT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE. 379 00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:51,718 IT WAS CLEAR SUE WAS HAVING TROUBLE 380 00:14:51,821 --> 00:14:55,032 KEEPING BUYERS INTERESTED WITH AN INCUBUS STILL PRESENT, 381 00:14:55,135 --> 00:15:00,002 BUT I WAS HOPEFUL ALL THAT WOULD CHANGE AFTER OUR EXORCISM. 382 00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:02,177 IT WAS FINALLY THE NIGHT OF THE EXORCISM, 383 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,041 AND AFTER BROTHER CARLOS, OUR EXORCIST, ARRIVED, 384 00:15:04,144 --> 00:15:06,491 SUE AND I LED HIM UPSTAIRS TO THE BEDROOM 385 00:15:06,595 --> 00:15:08,079 WHERE THE ENTITY WAS DETECTED. 386 00:15:08,183 --> 00:15:12,083 SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO, I'M GONNA ANOINT THIS PLACE. 387 00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:13,326 - MM-HMM. - OKAY? 388 00:15:13,429 --> 00:15:14,948 AND I'M GONNA COMMAND THESE SPIRITS TO LEAVE. 389 00:15:15,052 --> 00:15:16,881 IN THE MARTYRED NAME OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, 390 00:15:16,985 --> 00:15:18,262 COME OUT, EVIL SPIRITS. 391 00:15:18,365 --> 00:15:21,817 MAKING PEOPLE BELIEVE YOU ARE SPIRITS OF DEAD HUMANS, HUH? 392 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,372 LIARS. LIARS AND DECEIVERS, GET OUT. 393 00:15:25,476 --> 00:15:29,100 GET OUT OF HERE AND DON'T EVER, EVER COME BACK. 394 00:15:29,204 --> 00:15:30,757 AFTER GETTING RID OF THE SPIRIT, 395 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:33,484 BROTHER CARLOS INSISTED THAT HE HAD TO CLEANSE US AS WELL, 396 00:15:33,587 --> 00:15:34,830 AS DEMONS CAN SOMETIMES ATTACH THEMSELVES 397 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,316 TO HUMANS AND MANIFEST AS PHYSICAL AILMENTS. 398 00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:41,561 DO YOU HAVE ANY HEALTH ISSUES? 399 00:15:41,664 --> 00:15:44,219 ARE YOU CONSTANTLY GETTING SICK? 400 00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:45,530 DO YOU HAVE MIGRAINE HEADACHE HITTING YOU ALL THE TIME? 401 00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:47,360 I DO HAVE ONE THING, BUT IT'S KIND OF... 402 00:15:47,463 --> 00:15:48,913 WHAT? 403 00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:52,089 - PRIVATE, PERSONAL. - ALL RIGHT. 404 00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:53,331 IT'S HEMORRHOIDS. 405 00:15:53,435 --> 00:15:55,782 YEAH, THAT'S DEMONIC. OH, YEAH. 406 00:15:55,885 --> 00:15:57,577 - OKAY. - SO HOW YOU SAY IT AGAIN? 407 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:59,510 I DON'T SEE THIS DEMON VERY OFTEN. 408 00:15:59,613 --> 00:16:02,478 HE--EM-OR-OID? 409 00:16:02,582 --> 00:16:03,997 - HEMORRHOIDS. - HEMORRHOIDS. HEMORRHOIDS. 410 00:16:04,101 --> 00:16:04,998 YEAH, I DON'T SAY THIS NAME VERY OFTEN. 411 00:16:05,102 --> 00:16:06,413 OH, I SEE. 412 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:09,175 SO LET ME GO AHEAD AND ADDRESS THIS THING RIGHT NOW. OKAY? 413 00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:11,142 IN THE NAME OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, 414 00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:13,800 I COMMAND DEMONS OF HEMORRHOIDS. 415 00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:15,491 I AM CASTING YOU OUT, EVIL SPIRITS, 416 00:16:15,595 --> 00:16:17,114 IN THE NAME OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST. 417 00:16:17,217 --> 00:16:18,460 HEMORRHOID DEMONS... 418 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,289 COME OUT! 419 00:16:20,393 --> 00:16:23,361 - IS IT GONE? - WOW, YOU LOOK DIFFERENT. 420 00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:25,329 - I DO? - MM-HMM. 421 00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:27,710 YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED, DEFINITELY. 422 00:16:27,814 --> 00:16:28,780 WOW. 423 00:16:28,884 --> 00:16:30,161 IF SUE NOTICED A CHANGE THAT QUICKLY, 424 00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:33,233 I WANTED TO BE SURE TO LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED. 425 00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:36,719 CAN IT HELP WITH PENIS SIZE? 426 00:16:36,823 --> 00:16:40,068 YOU SEE--YEAH, OKAY. 427 00:16:40,171 --> 00:16:43,243 IF IT'S DEMONIC, YEAH, I CAN CAST OUT THE DEMON FROM THERE. 428 00:16:43,347 --> 00:16:47,523 I DON'T HAVE TO SAY FOR THE THING TO, YOU KNOW, 429 00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:49,560 INCREASE IN SIZE OR DIMI--WHATEVER. 430 00:16:49,663 --> 00:16:52,563 OKAY. 431 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:55,911 IN THE NAME OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, 432 00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,947 I COMMAND ALL OF YOU DEMONS. 433 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:02,573 IF THERE'S A DEMON THERE, YOU KNOW, 434 00:17:02,676 --> 00:17:07,336 AFFECTING THIS MAN'S PENIS, MALE ORGANS, 435 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:11,927 MAKIN' IT SMALLER, WHATEVER-- 436 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,827 IF THERE'S ANY DEMON THERE LODGED IN HIS PENIS RIGHT NOW, 437 00:17:15,931 --> 00:17:18,106 COME OUT! IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. 438 00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:19,452 COME OUT! 439 00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:21,247 YOU MIGHT BE FREE FROM THIS THING ALREADY. 440 00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:22,696 - REALLY? - OH, YEAH. 441 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,767 AFTER BROTHER CARLOS ADDRESSED MY PERSONAL DEMONS... 442 00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:27,356 I HAVE AN EXTREMELY BAD BACK PROBLEM, IF THAT CAN BE HELPFUL. 443 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,357 OH, YEAH. 444 00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:29,565 HE OFFERED TO HELP SUE 445 00:17:29,669 --> 00:17:31,947 BY REMOVING THE DEMONS CAUSING HER BACK PAIN. 446 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,914 AND AS I AM ADDRESSING THESE DEMONS RIGHT NOW, 447 00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:35,399 I'M GONNA BE MORE AGGRESSIVE, OKAY, 448 00:17:35,502 --> 00:17:38,747 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU HAVE SIGNS OF SOMEONE THAT HAVE DEMONS INSIDE. 449 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,783 - OKAY? - OKAY. 450 00:17:40,887 --> 00:17:44,925 SO JUST MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME RIGHT NOW. OKAY? 451 00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:47,514 IN THE NAME OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, 452 00:17:47,618 --> 00:17:50,207 I COMMAND ANY EVIL SPIRIT 453 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:52,519 THAT THE LORD JESUS CHRIST HAS IDENTIFIED 454 00:17:52,623 --> 00:17:56,005 TO PLACE DIVINE JUDGMENT FOR VIOLATING THIS SOUL. 455 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:59,285 IN THE NAME OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, I COMMAND YOU NOW 456 00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:01,080 TO GET OUT OF THIS WOMAN RIGHT NOW, EVIL SPIRITS. 457 00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:02,184 I COMMAND YOU NOW TO GET OUT. 458 00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:05,256 DEMONS, LOOK IN MY EYES. LOOK IN MY EYES. 459 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,706 YOU'VE BEEN MESSIN' UP WITH HER BACK? 460 00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:08,225 RIGHT, DEVILS? 461 00:18:08,328 --> 00:18:12,608 I'M COMMANDING YOU TO COME OUT. I AM COMMANDING YOU TO COME OUT. 462 00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:16,888 I AM COMMANDING YOU TO COME OUT! 463 00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:18,545 IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST, COME OUT! 464 00:18:18,649 --> 00:18:20,858 COME OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. 465 00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:23,619 COME OUT OF SUE'S CHEST. COME OUT. 466 00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:25,759 COME OUT. COME OUT, EVIL SPIRITS. 467 00:18:25,863 --> 00:18:27,209 COME OUT, EVIL SPIRITS. 468 00:18:27,313 --> 00:18:29,453 DEMONS MESSIN' UP WITH THE VERTEBRAES IN THE NECK, 469 00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:30,902 COME OUT IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. 470 00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:32,145 COME OUT. 471 00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:34,872 I WANT ALL DEMONS OUT OF HER SPINE, GET OUT. 472 00:18:34,975 --> 00:18:39,256 GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. 473 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:40,740 GET OUT IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. GET OUT. 474 00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:44,088 IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST, GET OUT. 475 00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:47,747 COME OUT. COME OUT. COME OUT. COME OUT. 476 00:18:47,850 --> 00:18:51,854 IN THE NAME OF YESHUA, COME OUT. IN THE NAME OF YESHUA, COME OUT. 477 00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,546 GET OUT. LOOK IN MY EYES. YOU HAVE TO GO NOW. 478 00:18:53,649 --> 00:18:55,962 - UH-HUH. - YOU HAVE TO GO. 479 00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:57,929 I'M CASTING YOU OUT. YOU HAVE TO GO. 480 00:18:58,033 --> 00:18:58,930 YOU HAVE TO GO. 481 00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:02,417 LEAVE NOW. LEAVE NOW. LEAVE NOW. 482 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,177 - OKAY. - LEAVE. LEAVE. LEAVE. 483 00:19:04,281 --> 00:19:05,696 - STOP IT! - LEAVE. 484 00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:07,042 - STOP IT. - LEAVE. 485 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,492 GO NOW, AND DON'T EVER COME BACK. 486 00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:10,149 TAKE A DEEP BREATH THREE TIMES, PLEASE. 487 00:19:14,014 --> 00:19:15,464 YOU DIDN'T HURT HER OR ANYTHING, RIGHT? 488 00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:16,879 - NO. - OKAY. 489 00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:20,331 'CAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ALMOST DEAD. 490 00:19:20,435 --> 00:19:22,954 - ARE YOU OKAY, SUE? - YEAH. ACTUALLY, I'M FINE. 491 00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:26,165 I THINK I'M FEELING A LITTLE RELIEF NOW. 492 00:19:26,268 --> 00:19:30,686 IT'S AMAZING. 493 00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:32,861 AFTER CLEANSING ME, SUE, AND THE REST OF THE BEDROOM, 494 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,034 BROTHER CARLOS FELT CONFIDENT 495 00:19:34,138 --> 00:19:37,210 THAT THE HOUSE WAS NOW ENTIRELY GHOST-FREE. 496 00:19:37,314 --> 00:19:39,764 AFTER ALL WE DID HERE IN THIS ROOM, 497 00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:42,629 I'M PRETTY MUCH CERTAIN THAT THERE'S NO EVIL SPIRITS 498 00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:44,838 RIGHT HERE IN THIS-- IN THIS BEDROOM. 499 00:19:44,942 --> 00:19:46,806 AND AFTER WISHING HIM WELL, I FELT LIKE I HAD DONE 500 00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:49,602 ALL I COULD TO REINVIGORATE SUE'S CAREER. 501 00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:51,466 - HE WAS AMAZING. - YEAH. 502 00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:55,194 - SO THE HOME IS NOW GHOST-FREE. - YEAH. 503 00:19:55,297 --> 00:19:56,367 IT'S A BEAUTIFUL HOME, 504 00:19:56,471 --> 00:19:59,094 AND I THINK NOW THAT THE GHOST IS GONE, 505 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,477 IT'S GOING TO BE SO MUCH MORE ALLURING TO PEOPLE 506 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:03,443 TO COME IN HERE AND HAVE A LOOK AT IT. 507 00:20:03,547 --> 00:20:04,755 MM-HMM. 508 00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:07,447 BEFORE I GO, I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 509 00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:09,518 - REALLY? - YEAH. 510 00:20:09,622 --> 00:20:11,727 - NO. - YEAH, A LITTLE GIFT. 511 00:20:11,831 --> 00:20:13,039 - REALLY? - YEAH. 512 00:20:13,142 --> 00:20:16,594 OH, MY GOSH. 513 00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:24,119 I'VE BEEN DOING A LITTLE BIT OF PAINTING IN MY SPARE TIME, 514 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,433 AND I JUST DID THIS FROM IMAGINATION, YOU KNOW. 515 00:20:27,536 --> 00:20:30,643 - DID YOU? - YEAH. 516 00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:33,956 I KIND OF USED YOUR REAL ESTATE PHOTO FOR THE FACE 517 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:37,408 AND MY IMAGINATION FOR JUST THE REST OF THE BODY. 518 00:20:37,512 --> 00:20:39,376 VERY NICE. 519 00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:42,171 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 520 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:43,587 OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 521 00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:46,175 - OKAY. - OKAY, BYE. 522 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,005 BYE. 523 00:20:51,871 --> 00:20:54,253 JUST FULL OF SURPRISES HERE. 524 00:21:00,776 --> 00:21:03,434 I WORKED WITH ATF ON UNI-BOMBER. 525 00:21:03,538 --> 00:21:06,023 I WORKED ON O.J.'s DEFENSE TEAM. 526 00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:08,128 - YOU WORKED ON O.J.'s CASE? - YEAH. 527 00:21:08,232 --> 00:21:10,993 - SO DO YOU THINK HE'S INNOCENT? - HE WAS DEFINITELY INNOCENT. 528 00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:15,097 - O.J. - DEFINITELY. 39438

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