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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:04,107 MY NAME IS NATHAN FIELDER, AND I GRADUATED FROM 2 00:00:04,211 --> 00:00:05,695 ONE OF CANADA'S TOP BUSINESS SCHOOLS 3 00:00:05,798 --> 00:00:07,904 WITH REALLY GOOD GRADES. 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,941 NOW I'M USING MY KNOWLEDGE TO HELP STRUGGLING 5 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:14,083 SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS MAKE IT IN THIS COMPETITIVE WORLD. 6 00:00:22,194 --> 00:00:26,060 THIS IS NATHAN FOR YOU. 7 00:00:26,164 --> 00:00:28,787 THERE'S NOTHING PEOPLE LIKE MORE THAN BEING SCARED. 8 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:30,685 - WELL, YEAH, I LIKE MY-- - WOAH! 9 00:00:30,789 --> 00:00:31,928 OH, MY GOD. 10 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,550 THAT'S WHY, WHEN OCTOBER SWINGS AROUND, 11 00:00:33,654 --> 00:00:35,863 HAUNTED HOUSES ARE BIG BUSINESS. 12 00:00:35,966 --> 00:00:38,521 BRUCE STANTON IS THE OWNER OF REIGN OF TERROR, 13 00:00:38,624 --> 00:00:41,903 AN ANNUAL HAUNTED HOUSE IN THOUSAND OAKS, CALIFORNIA. 14 00:00:42,007 --> 00:00:44,734 WE HAVE A PERFECT ENVIRONMENT TO SET YOU UP TO BE SCARED. 15 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:46,184 BUT AFTER TAKING A WALK-THROUGH 16 00:00:46,287 --> 00:00:48,738 OF THE SUPPOSEDLY SCARY MANSION, 17 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:50,291 I CAME OUT LESS THAN IMPRESSED. 18 00:00:50,395 --> 00:00:51,637 HI. 19 00:00:51,741 --> 00:00:53,674 SO I TALKED TO BRUCE ONE ON ONE ABOUT AN IDEA I HAD 20 00:00:53,777 --> 00:00:55,193 TO HELP HIS BUSINESS. 21 00:00:55,296 --> 00:00:58,575 WHAT IS THE BEST PRESS A HAUNTED HOUSE CAN GET? 22 00:00:58,679 --> 00:01:01,751 THAT IT'S SO SCARY, SOMEONE PEED THEIR PANTS. 23 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,373 NO. 24 00:01:03,477 --> 00:01:05,030 PEE IS ONE THING. 25 00:01:05,134 --> 00:01:07,239 I WANT YOUR HAUNTED HOUSE TO BE SO SCARY 26 00:01:07,343 --> 00:01:12,210 THAT SOMEONE SUES YOU FOR BEING TOO SCARY. 27 00:01:12,313 --> 00:01:14,143 I DON'T KNOW THAT WE WANT PEOPLE TO SUE US. 28 00:01:14,246 --> 00:01:17,146 IF THE REIGN OF TERROR WAS SUED FOR BEING TOO SCARY, 29 00:01:17,249 --> 00:01:18,906 THAT NEWS WOULD ATTRACT THRILL-SEEKERS 30 00:01:19,009 --> 00:01:20,563 FROM AROUND THE WORLD. 31 00:01:20,666 --> 00:01:23,669 THE PLAN, GET CUSTOMERS TO SUE BY MAKING THEM THINK 32 00:01:23,773 --> 00:01:25,844 THAT THEY'RE REALLY GOING TO DIE. 33 00:01:25,947 --> 00:01:29,054 NO, BECAUSE I THINK THAT WILL BE GOING TOO FAR. 34 00:01:29,158 --> 00:01:33,058 WELL, YOUR CURRENT APPROACH COULD GET PRESS TOO. 35 00:01:33,162 --> 00:01:34,439 YES. 36 00:01:34,542 --> 00:01:37,752 BY BEING THE WORLD'S LEAST SCARY HAUNTED HOUSE. 37 00:01:37,856 --> 00:01:39,306 UH, I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE APPROACH WE WANT, BUT-- 38 00:01:39,409 --> 00:01:40,479 WELL, THAT'S THE APPROACH IT SEEMS LIKE 39 00:01:40,583 --> 00:01:41,825 YOU'RE CURRENTLY TAKING. 40 00:01:41,929 --> 00:01:43,103 NO, WE ARE A SCARY-- 41 00:01:43,206 --> 00:01:45,795 "REIGN OF TERROR. WHERE PUSSIES GO TO RELAX." 42 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,176 OH, OKAY. 43 00:01:47,279 --> 00:01:50,213 OR, "REIGN OF TERROR, YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DIE." 44 00:01:50,317 --> 00:01:52,560 YOU MEAN IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE, WE PAINT A PICTURE 45 00:01:52,664 --> 00:01:55,598 THAT THEIR DEATH IS... IMMINENT. 46 00:01:55,701 --> 00:01:56,978 - YES. - OKAY. 47 00:01:57,082 --> 00:01:59,153 TO SCARE PEOPLE ENOUGH THAT THEY WOULD SUE, 48 00:01:59,257 --> 00:02:01,707 I EXPLAINED TO BRUCE THAT WE NEEDED TO CONVINCE CUSTOMERS 49 00:02:01,811 --> 00:02:04,124 THEY SOMEHOW CONTRACTED A DISEASE THEY'RE LIKELY 50 00:02:04,227 --> 00:02:05,504 TO DIE FROM. 51 00:02:05,608 --> 00:02:08,162 BRUCE RELUCTANTLY AGREED TO LET ME TRY IT OUT FOR A DAY. 52 00:02:08,266 --> 00:02:11,096 AND AFTER A WEEK OF PREPARATION, MY ACTORS WERE READY. 53 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,616 IT WAS TIME FOR PEOPLE TO ENTER THE WORLD'S SCARIEST 54 00:02:13,719 --> 00:02:15,376 HAUNTED HOUSE. 55 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,413 WELL, THANKS FOR COMING TO THE REIGN OF TERROR. 56 00:02:17,516 --> 00:02:18,966 - OH, WE'RE EXCITED, MAN. - YOU'RE EXCITED? 57 00:02:19,069 --> 00:02:20,105 YEAH, MAN. 58 00:02:20,209 --> 00:02:21,624 I HAVE TO WARN YOU BEFORE YOU GO IN. 59 00:02:21,727 --> 00:02:22,797 OH, DANG. 60 00:02:22,901 --> 00:02:25,214 THIS HAUNTED HOUSE IS EXTREMELY SCARY. 61 00:02:25,317 --> 00:02:26,663 - I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. - ARE YOU SURE? 62 00:02:26,767 --> 00:02:27,871 YEAH. 63 00:02:27,975 --> 00:02:28,803 ALL RIGHT, WELCOME TO THE REIGN OF TERROR. 64 00:02:28,907 --> 00:02:31,116 YOU FIRST. 65 00:02:32,807 --> 00:02:33,705 OOH... 66 00:02:33,808 --> 00:02:36,777 - MOMMY. - HELLS.... 67 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:37,985 YOU'RE MY MOMMY. 68 00:02:41,575 --> 00:02:42,610 AAH! 69 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:48,616 SORRY, ONE SEC. WHAT? WHO? 70 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,411 - WHO? HER? - YEAH. 71 00:02:50,515 --> 00:02:51,757 SORRY, CAN YOU COME WITH ME FOR A SEC? 72 00:02:51,861 --> 00:02:53,414 SORRY, GUYS. 73 00:02:53,518 --> 00:02:55,623 - WERE YOU GUYS SCARED IN THERE? - YEAH. 74 00:02:55,727 --> 00:02:57,556 SO SORRY, DID SHE TOUCH YOU BY ANY CHANCE? 75 00:02:57,660 --> 00:02:58,764 OR WAS THERE A-- 76 00:02:58,868 --> 00:03:01,042 UM, I THINK SHE PROBABLY TOUCHED MY NECK. 77 00:03:01,146 --> 00:03:02,043 MOMMY! 78 00:03:04,287 --> 00:03:05,495 LIKE, I USUALLY WEAR MY GLASSES 79 00:03:05,599 --> 00:03:06,841 AND THIS TIME I DIDN'T, AND I OVERSHOT THE GRAB 80 00:03:06,945 --> 00:03:08,464 AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO NOT TOUCH YOU. 81 00:03:08,567 --> 00:03:09,534 - WAIT, SORRY, JUST-- - SORRY. 82 00:03:09,637 --> 00:03:10,535 CAN YOU GUYS WAIT IN HERE ONE SEC? 83 00:03:10,638 --> 00:03:12,053 - YEAH. - SORRY, ONE SECOND. 84 00:03:12,157 --> 00:03:13,710 - WHAT IS IT CALLED? - IT'S CALLED KLEIN'S DISEASE. 85 00:03:13,814 --> 00:03:14,953 - AND IT'S AN IMMUNITY-- - KLEIN DISEASE? 86 00:03:15,056 --> 00:03:16,334 - KLEIN'S DISEASE. - SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 87 00:03:16,437 --> 00:03:19,164 SHE HAS AN AUTO-IMMUNE THING. 88 00:03:19,268 --> 00:03:20,614 SHE WORRIED WHEN SHE TOUCHED YOU, 89 00:03:20,717 --> 00:03:21,580 SHE TRANSMITTED SOMETHING TO YOU. 90 00:03:21,684 --> 00:03:22,823 MM-HM. 91 00:03:22,926 --> 00:03:23,927 SO DON'T GET FREAKED OUT OR ANYTHING, 92 00:03:24,031 --> 00:03:25,066 BUT I CALLED AN AMBULANCE. 93 00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:26,447 PARAMEDICS ARE JUST COMING TO MAKE SURE. 94 00:03:26,551 --> 00:03:28,380 THEY'LL LOOK AT YOU, IT'S JUST PRECAUTIONARY. 95 00:03:28,484 --> 00:03:30,002 SO JUST HOLD TIGHT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 96 00:03:30,106 --> 00:03:31,314 NO PROBLEM. 97 00:03:31,418 --> 00:03:33,040 I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE. 98 00:03:33,143 --> 00:03:35,698 - SORRY ABOUT THIS. - IT'S ALL GOOD. 99 00:03:57,478 --> 00:03:58,479 - HEY, GUYS. - HEY. 100 00:03:58,583 --> 00:03:59,825 UH, JUST IN HERE. 101 00:03:59,929 --> 00:04:01,241 DO YOU HAVE ANY CUTS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT? 102 00:04:01,344 --> 00:04:03,933 I DON'T THINK SO. I DON'T LOOK BACK THERE A LOT. 103 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,039 OKAY, DO YOU MIND IF I JUST-- 104 00:04:07,143 --> 00:04:09,697 WE SHOULD DEFINITELY GET HER CHECKED OUT, IF THAT'S-- 105 00:04:09,801 --> 00:04:11,699 - YEAH. - "CHECKED OUT" IN WHAT WAY? 106 00:04:11,803 --> 00:04:13,667 LIKE, AT A HOSPITAL WITH A DOCTOR FOR SURE, 107 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:16,497 FOR KLEIN'S. 108 00:04:18,361 --> 00:04:20,570 TO MY KNOWLEDGE, IT'S A DISEASE THAT'S PRETTY SERIOUS. 109 00:04:20,674 --> 00:04:22,779 BASICALLY, IF YOU'VE GOT A CUT, AND YOU'RE TOUCHED, 110 00:04:22,883 --> 00:04:25,506 AND YOU HAVE ANY SORT OF OPEN WOUND OR ANYTHING THAT, 111 00:04:25,610 --> 00:04:27,853 YOU KNOW, TOUCHED AN ORIFICE-- YOUR EYE, YOUR MOUTH, 112 00:04:27,957 --> 00:04:29,338 OR ANYTHING THAT'S OPEN OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 113 00:04:29,441 --> 00:04:30,477 - JEEZ. - YEAH. 114 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:31,685 IT CAN BE CONTRACTED, SO-- 115 00:04:31,788 --> 00:04:33,963 IS THIS, LIKE, AIDS? IS IT, LIKE--WORSE? 116 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:36,241 WELL, IT IS AN IMMUNE DEFICIENCY DISEASE. 117 00:04:45,561 --> 00:04:46,527 YEAH? 118 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:52,292 - OKAY. - WHAT'S THAT MEAN? 119 00:05:02,992 --> 00:05:04,442 HOW ARE WE DOING? 120 00:05:07,030 --> 00:05:08,342 AT THIS TIME IT'S A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE. 121 00:05:08,446 --> 00:05:09,723 THAT'S ALL IT IS. 122 00:05:09,826 --> 00:05:11,207 IT'S A FIRST STAGE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE YOU 123 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,657 CHECKED OUT RIGHT HERE, OKAY? 124 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,141 - ARE YOU A DOCTOR? - YEAH. 125 00:05:14,244 --> 00:05:15,694 - ARE YOU A DOCTOR? - I AM A DOCTOR, YES. 126 00:05:15,798 --> 00:05:17,972 I NEED HER TO COME OUTSIDE WITH ME, AND WE'RE GONNA MOVE ON 127 00:05:18,076 --> 00:05:20,320 TO ANOTHER STAGE WHERE THERE'S MORE DOCTORS. 128 00:05:20,423 --> 00:05:21,735 WHY ARE YOU WEARING THIS SUIT? IS IT SERIOUS? 129 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:24,600 IT'S FOR MY--YES, SIR, IT IS SERIOUS, PLEASE. 130 00:05:24,703 --> 00:05:27,188 NO! WHAT IS GOING ON? WE ALL HAVE THIS! 131 00:05:27,292 --> 00:05:29,639 IF HE'S WEARING THIS, WE ALL HAVE IT. 132 00:05:29,743 --> 00:05:31,434 - I UNDERSTAND THAT. - WHAT IS THIS THING? 133 00:05:31,538 --> 00:05:32,849 - SIR-- - IT'S FOR MY SAFETY. 134 00:05:32,953 --> 00:05:34,610 WHY DON'T WE HAVE WHAT HE HAS? 135 00:05:34,713 --> 00:05:36,612 NO! WHY DOES HE HAVE A BIOHAZARD SUIT? 136 00:05:36,715 --> 00:05:37,889 NO, WAIT. HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 137 00:05:37,992 --> 00:05:39,891 - NO, NO, NO. - HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 138 00:05:39,994 --> 00:05:41,548 SHE'S NOT GOING NOWHERE 'TILL YOU EXPLAIN, MAN, 139 00:05:41,651 --> 00:05:42,790 WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN. 140 00:05:42,894 --> 00:05:44,344 - YEAH! - WHAT'S GOING ON? 141 00:05:44,447 --> 00:05:46,138 SHE'S NOT GOING NOWHERE. LOOK, SHE'S TOUCHING ME. 142 00:05:46,242 --> 00:05:47,312 WE'RE GONNA WALK RIGHT OUTSIDE. 143 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:48,900 - LET'S WALK RIGHT OUTSIDE. - OKAY. 144 00:05:49,003 --> 00:05:53,145 I JUST WANT AN EXPLANATION, THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR. 145 00:05:53,249 --> 00:05:54,768 - ALL RIGHT. - NICE. 146 00:05:56,839 --> 00:06:00,221 HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED THE HAUNTED HOUSE. 147 00:06:00,325 --> 00:06:02,362 YOU GUYS ENJOY IT IN THERE? 148 00:06:02,465 --> 00:06:03,673 - THAT WAS DIFFERENT. - WOW. 149 00:06:03,777 --> 00:06:05,399 - THAT WAS DIFFERENT? - I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. 150 00:06:05,503 --> 00:06:07,919 - THIS RIGHT HERE IS A LAWYER. - HELLO. 151 00:06:08,022 --> 00:06:08,989 - PETER-- - PETER. 152 00:06:09,092 --> 00:06:10,197 - PETER MARX. - MO. 153 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:11,405 - MO. AND YOU ARE? - I'M MIRA. 154 00:06:11,509 --> 00:06:12,682 MIRA. 155 00:06:12,786 --> 00:06:14,926 SO IF YOU FOUND THE HAUNTED HOUSE TOO SCARY, 156 00:06:15,029 --> 00:06:16,962 AND YOU WANT TO PRESS ANY LEGAL ACTION 157 00:06:17,066 --> 00:06:20,069 AGAINST THE HAUNTED HOUSE, HE CAN TALK TO YOU-- 158 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:22,174 WE CAN TALK AND SEE-- UNDER THE LAW, 159 00:06:22,278 --> 00:06:24,798 YOU HAVE CLAIMS FOR WHAT WE CALL "INTENTIONAL INFLICTION 160 00:06:24,901 --> 00:06:26,144 OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS." 161 00:06:26,247 --> 00:06:28,388 OR EVEN "NEGLIGENT INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS." 162 00:06:28,491 --> 00:06:30,838 I DON'T WANT TO CREATE PROBLEMS THAT DON'T EXIST, 163 00:06:30,942 --> 00:06:33,427 BUT IF YOU HAVE THOSE CONCERNS, FEEL FREE TO CALL ME. 164 00:06:33,531 --> 00:06:34,739 BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO, 165 00:06:34,842 --> 00:06:36,637 IT'S ONLY IF YOU'RE COMFORTABLE ABOUT IT. 166 00:06:36,741 --> 00:06:38,708 AFTER RUNNING SEVERAL MORE CUSTOMERS 167 00:06:38,812 --> 00:06:40,607 THROUGH MY VERSION OF THE HAUNTED HOUSE-- 168 00:06:40,710 --> 00:06:41,780 HEY, MOM, IT'S JORDAN. 169 00:06:41,884 --> 00:06:43,851 UM, ACTUALLY I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL. 170 00:06:43,955 --> 00:06:45,784 THERE WAS SOMEBODY WITH A DISEASE. 171 00:06:45,888 --> 00:06:47,821 NOW, I'M NOT TRYING TO CREATE A LAWSUIT HERE, 172 00:06:47,924 --> 00:06:50,927 I JUST--YOU HAVE CERTAIN RIGHTS UNDER CALIFORNIA LAW. 173 00:06:51,031 --> 00:06:52,895 I PAID BRUCE A VISIT TO FOLLOW UP. 174 00:06:52,998 --> 00:06:54,414 WHAT DID YOU THINK? 175 00:06:54,517 --> 00:06:57,140 WELL, I THINK IT'S COMPLETELY IMPRACTICAL FOR A HAUNTED HOUSE. 176 00:06:57,244 --> 00:06:58,556 BUT PEOPLE WERE SCARED. 177 00:06:58,659 --> 00:07:00,385 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW, I COULDN'T TELL. 178 00:07:00,489 --> 00:07:01,869 WE HAD A LAWYER THERE AT THE EXIT THAT THINKS, 179 00:07:01,973 --> 00:07:04,527 YOU KNOW, SOME PEOPLE MIGHT HAVE A CASE. 180 00:07:04,631 --> 00:07:06,529 PETER? DO YOU WANNA COME IN? 181 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:08,151 - HELLO. - HI, THIS IS BRUCE. 182 00:07:08,255 --> 00:07:09,946 - PETER. - HE RUNS THE HAUNTED HOUSE. 183 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:11,154 NICE TO MEET YOU. 184 00:07:11,258 --> 00:07:12,570 SO SOME OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE A CASE, RIGHT? 185 00:07:12,673 --> 00:07:14,399 WELL, SOME OF THEM WERE A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE 186 00:07:14,503 --> 00:07:16,056 AND I'M NOT TRYING TO GET YOU IN A LOT OF TROUBLE-- 187 00:07:16,159 --> 00:07:17,402 BUT YOU WANT TO SUE. 188 00:07:17,506 --> 00:07:19,818 I WANT TO SUE FOR LEGITIMATE CLAIMS, ABSOLUTELY. 189 00:07:19,922 --> 00:07:21,233 AND THIS IS A LEGITIMATE CLAIM? 190 00:07:21,337 --> 00:07:24,202 WELL, IT COULD BE. AND, UH, WE'LL SEE. 191 00:07:24,305 --> 00:07:26,204 - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT, THANKS SO MUCH. 192 00:07:26,307 --> 00:07:27,550 ALL RIGHT. 193 00:07:27,654 --> 00:07:30,104 WELL, I'M GLAD I-- YOU KNOW, COULD HAVE HELPED 194 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:31,692 AND DONE THIS FOR YOU. 195 00:07:31,796 --> 00:07:34,937 TOOK A GOOD HAUNTED HOUSE AND... 196 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,904 NOT MADE IT ANY BETTER. OKAY. 197 00:07:37,008 --> 00:07:38,699 WELL, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU PRESS. 198 00:07:38,803 --> 00:07:40,045 OKAY. 199 00:07:40,149 --> 00:07:42,738 IN THE END, THE SCARIEST THING ABOUT THE HAUNTED HOUSE 200 00:07:42,841 --> 00:07:44,705 WAS BRUCE'S TERRIBLE MANNERS. 201 00:07:44,809 --> 00:07:47,881 BUT WHEN SOMEONE'S RUDE TO YOU, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 202 00:07:47,984 --> 00:07:49,952 YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP GOING. 203 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,371 WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME, YOU PROBABLY SEE A GUY 204 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,097 WHO HAS IT ALL. 205 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,824 BUT REALLY, THERE'S A LARGE PART OF ME THAT'S IMMATURE 206 00:07:59,927 --> 00:08:01,411 AND UNDER-DEVELOPED. 207 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:04,760 ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN. 208 00:08:04,863 --> 00:08:07,417 EVERY GIRL I LIKED GROWING UP REJECTED ME. 209 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:09,523 AND BECAUSE OF THAT, I'VE GROWN INTO A MAN 210 00:08:09,627 --> 00:08:12,422 WHO'S CHRONICALLY NERVOUS AROUND WOMEN. 211 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,597 I'M AN EMOTIONAL MIDGET. 212 00:08:14,701 --> 00:08:16,634 NOW, IF SOMEONE CAME TO ME WITH THIS PROBLEM, 213 00:08:16,737 --> 00:08:19,809 I'D SUGGEST IMMERSION THERAPY, WHERE YOU OVERWHELM YOURSELF 214 00:08:19,913 --> 00:08:23,226 WITH YOUR FEAR IN ORDER TO OVERCOME IT. 215 00:08:23,330 --> 00:08:25,159 SO TONIGHT, TO INSPIRE YOU, 216 00:08:25,263 --> 00:08:28,715 I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT TO OVERCOME MY FEAR OF THE OPPOSITE SEX 217 00:08:28,818 --> 00:08:33,236 BY DATING NOT ONE, BUT TEN WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME. 218 00:08:33,340 --> 00:08:36,274 WISH ME LUCK. 219 00:08:36,377 --> 00:08:39,173 I NEEDED TO GET TEN WOMEN TO AGREE TO DATE ME, 220 00:08:39,277 --> 00:08:40,692 SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASY TO START WITH SOMEONE 221 00:08:40,796 --> 00:08:42,038 I WORK WITH. 222 00:08:42,142 --> 00:08:43,384 SO... 223 00:08:43,488 --> 00:08:45,766 YOU KNOW HOW I'M DOING THE THING ON THE SHOW 224 00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:49,356 WHERE I'M DATING, LIKE, TEN WOMEN AT THE SAME TIME? 225 00:08:49,459 --> 00:08:50,495 YEAH. 226 00:08:50,599 --> 00:08:52,117 ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW? 227 00:08:52,221 --> 00:08:53,774 - YES. - OKAY. 228 00:08:53,878 --> 00:08:54,948 UM... 229 00:08:55,051 --> 00:08:57,606 SO--SORRY, NEVER MIND. I WAS STUPID TO ASK. 230 00:08:57,709 --> 00:08:59,884 IT DIDN'T WORK, AND I KNEW FROM EXPERIENCE 231 00:08:59,987 --> 00:09:01,886 THAT WOMEN JUST WOULDN'T STOP AND TALK TO ME 232 00:09:01,989 --> 00:09:03,404 WITHOUT AN EXCUSE. 233 00:09:03,508 --> 00:09:05,268 SO I FOUND ONE. 234 00:09:05,372 --> 00:09:07,408 EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY OUR NEW 235 00:09:07,512 --> 00:09:09,997 BLUEBERRY-RASPBERRY SMOOTHIE? 236 00:09:10,101 --> 00:09:11,412 COME ON, JUST ONE? 237 00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:12,448 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY ONE OF OUR NEW 238 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,520 RASPBERRY-BLUEBERRY SMOOTHIES? 239 00:09:15,624 --> 00:09:16,832 UH, I'M JUST KIDDING, ACTUALLY. 240 00:09:16,935 --> 00:09:19,973 I DON'T WORK HERE. MY NAME'S NATHAN. 241 00:09:20,076 --> 00:09:22,251 I'M JUST DOING THIS AS A WAY TO BREAK THE ICE 242 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,632 AND SHOW MY PERSONALITY. 243 00:09:23,735 --> 00:09:24,840 OH. 244 00:09:24,943 --> 00:09:27,256 I'M JUST TRYING TO MEET PEOPLE AND-- 245 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,154 NO. 246 00:09:31,674 --> 00:09:33,400 I'M JUST DRINKING MY OWN SMOOTHIE 247 00:09:33,503 --> 00:09:36,576 THAT I BOUGHT FROM HERE. 248 00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:39,855 BUT I LIKE DRINKING MY SMOOTHIE OUT OF LITTLE CUPS ON A TRAY. 249 00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:44,066 THAT'S HOW I LIKE TO DRINK MY SMOOTHIE. 250 00:09:44,169 --> 00:09:46,068 OKAY, WELL I THINK I'M ALLOWED TO DRINK MY SMOOTHIE 251 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:47,103 WHEREVER I WANT. 252 00:09:47,207 --> 00:09:50,141 YOU NEED TO MOVE THIS. 253 00:09:50,244 --> 00:09:51,383 - HEY! - YOU NEED TO MOVE THIS. 254 00:09:51,487 --> 00:09:53,972 YOU CANNOT TOUCH MY TRAY, THAT IS CRAZY. 255 00:09:54,076 --> 00:09:56,561 THE SMOOTHIE THING WAS TOO GIMMICKY ANYWAYS, 256 00:09:56,665 --> 00:09:58,839 AND IT FELT THE SAME WAY WHEN I USED A CUTE DOG. 257 00:09:58,943 --> 00:10:01,014 - DO YOU LIKE MY DOG? - YEAH. 258 00:10:01,117 --> 00:10:03,499 - SAY HI. - HI. 259 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,052 BUT JUST WHEN I WAS READY TO QUIT, 260 00:10:05,156 --> 00:10:06,226 IT HIT ME. 261 00:10:06,329 --> 00:10:08,297 I HAD A MAJOR GIRL MAGNET AT MY DISPOSAL 262 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,369 THAT I WAS TOTALLY IGNORING. 263 00:10:11,472 --> 00:10:13,854 A TELEVISION CREW. 264 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:15,994 IT WAS A CRAZY IDEA, BUT MAYBE WOMEN WOULD DATE ME 265 00:10:16,098 --> 00:10:18,721 JUST FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE ON TV. 266 00:10:18,825 --> 00:10:20,343 I HAD MY SOLUTION. 267 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:22,691 I WAS GOING TO CREATE A FAKE REALITY SHOW 268 00:10:22,794 --> 00:10:26,039 IN WHICH TEN WOMEN WOULD VIE FOR THE HEART OF ONE MAN. 269 00:10:26,142 --> 00:10:27,074 ME. 270 00:10:27,178 --> 00:10:29,559 IT WOULD BE CALLED THE HUNK. 271 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,700 IT TOOK WEEKS TO PREPARE AS WE SORTED THROUGH 272 00:10:31,803 --> 00:10:34,737 THE COUNTLESS SUBMISSIONS FROM WOMEN TO MY ONLINE AD. 273 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:36,152 OH, I LIKE HER. 274 00:10:36,256 --> 00:10:39,431 BUT PRETTY SOON WE SELECTED THE TEN WOMEN I WOULD NEED, 275 00:10:39,535 --> 00:10:42,642 HIRED A HOST, AND RENTED A MANSION. 276 00:10:42,745 --> 00:10:45,403 NO ONE KNEW MY SHOW WAS FAKE, NOT EVEN THE HOST. 277 00:10:45,506 --> 00:10:48,924 AND IT WAS ABOUT TO BEGIN. 278 00:10:49,027 --> 00:10:50,132 I'M ANTHONY NAPOLI. 279 00:10:50,235 --> 00:10:53,169 TONIGHT, TEN WOMEN WILL GATHER IN THIS HOUSE 280 00:10:53,273 --> 00:10:55,585 TO VIE FOR THE HEART OF ONE MAN. 281 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:59,037 WILL THEY FIND LOVE? WILL THEY FIND THEIR SOUL MATE? 282 00:10:59,141 --> 00:11:02,662 I'M ANTHONY NAPOLI. THIS IS THE HUNK. 283 00:11:25,788 --> 00:11:27,894 - HI. - YOU READY, NATHAN? 284 00:11:27,997 --> 00:11:30,655 UH, YEAH. YEAH, I THINK SO. 285 00:11:30,759 --> 00:11:34,210 - A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS? - UM, KINDA, YEAH. 286 00:11:34,314 --> 00:11:35,971 WELL, IT'S TIME TO MEET THE WOMEN. 287 00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:37,593 WHERE--WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 288 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,043 I'M GONNA STAND HERE, AND I'M GONNA INTRODUCE YOU 289 00:11:39,146 --> 00:11:40,665 TO ALL THE WOMEN. 290 00:11:40,769 --> 00:11:44,220 COULD YOU MAYBE, UM, BE INSIDE FOR THAT? 291 00:11:44,324 --> 00:11:45,705 I'LL HAVE-- 292 00:11:45,808 --> 00:11:47,085 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE VERY HANDSOME COMPARED TO ME. 293 00:11:47,189 --> 00:11:48,569 - I UNDERSTAND THAT, NATHAN-- - COULD YOU BE INSIDE? 294 00:11:48,673 --> 00:11:50,019 I'LL HAVE TO BE HERE. 295 00:11:50,123 --> 00:11:51,400 IF YOU'RE NEXT TO ME, 296 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:52,746 THEY'RE GONNA LOVE YOU MORE THAN-- 297 00:11:52,850 --> 00:11:54,714 NATHAN, YOU'RE THE HUNK, I'M THE HOST. 298 00:11:54,817 --> 00:11:57,440 - WOMEN MUST LOVE YOU, RIGHT? - EH... 299 00:11:57,544 --> 00:11:58,821 - YES? - I GUESS THEY DO. 300 00:11:58,925 --> 00:12:00,443 HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH? 301 00:12:00,547 --> 00:12:01,790 EH... 302 00:12:01,893 --> 00:12:02,998 NOT THAT MANY. 303 00:12:03,101 --> 00:12:05,034 - HAVE YOU EVER HAD A THREESOME? - I HAVE, YES. 304 00:12:05,138 --> 00:12:07,692 OKAY, SO--YEAH, GO INSIDE, PLEASE. 305 00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:09,452 WOULD YOU--YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO STEP INSIDE? 306 00:12:09,556 --> 00:12:11,385 YEAH. YOU CAN'T BE OUT HERE AT ALL. 307 00:12:11,489 --> 00:12:12,628 - NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. - OKAY, CAN YOU GO INSIDE? 308 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,734 - SURE. - OKAY. THANK YOU. 309 00:12:14,837 --> 00:12:17,253 I REALIZED TOO LATE THAT HIRING A HANDSOME HOST 310 00:12:17,357 --> 00:12:19,014 WAS A BAD IDEA. 311 00:12:19,117 --> 00:12:21,533 BUT EVEN WITH TONY IN THE HOUSE, WHEN THE WOMEN ARRIVED, 312 00:12:21,637 --> 00:12:24,916 I GOT SUPER-NERVOUS. 313 00:12:31,578 --> 00:12:32,613 HI, I'M EMILY. NICE TO MEET YOU. 314 00:12:32,717 --> 00:12:34,477 OH, NATHAN. NICE TO MEET YOU. 315 00:12:34,581 --> 00:12:37,101 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - YEAH. 316 00:12:37,204 --> 00:12:39,172 - SO EXCITING. - YEAH. IT IS, HUH? 317 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:42,727 - YEAH. - YEAH. 318 00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:44,625 THIS IS FUN. 319 00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:46,041 YEAH. 320 00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:49,423 - YEAH. - TOTALLY, UM... 321 00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:52,081 UM... 322 00:12:52,185 --> 00:12:53,980 - IT WAS SO NICE TO MEET YOU. - YEAH, OKAY. 323 00:12:54,083 --> 00:12:55,326 THANKS. 324 00:12:55,429 --> 00:12:57,121 UM, DO YOU WANT TO GO-- WE COULD TALK MORE AFTER. 325 00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:58,225 - YEAH, SURE. - YEAH, JUST-- 326 00:12:58,329 --> 00:12:59,330 ALL RIGHT, COOL. 327 00:12:59,433 --> 00:13:00,780 FOR THE FIRST BIT, JUST SAYING HI. 328 00:13:00,883 --> 00:13:01,850 YEAH. 329 00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:03,817 EVEN THOUGH I WAS NERVOUS AT FIRST-- 330 00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:05,232 I LOVE A MAN IN A GOOD SUIT. 331 00:13:05,336 --> 00:13:06,199 - OH, OKAY. - MM-HM. 332 00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:07,441 THAT'S NICE. 333 00:13:07,545 --> 00:13:08,822 AS I MET MORE AND MORE OF THE WOMEN, 334 00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:10,617 I FOUND MY CONFIDENCE GROWING. 335 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,515 WE HAVE SNACKS INSIDE AND STUFF, TOO. 336 00:13:12,619 --> 00:13:14,207 - WE EAT PRETTY GOOD. - AWESOME. 337 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:16,726 THIS WAS ALL SO COOL, 'CAUSE IT WAS JUST LIKE THE BACHELOR. 338 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,212 I REALLY LIKE GUYS WHO HAVE BLACK HAIR AND WHITE SKIN. 339 00:13:19,315 --> 00:13:21,386 - IT'S, LIKE, MY-- - YOU DON'T LIKE, UH-- 340 00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:23,319 - BLONDS? - LIKE BLACK GUYS, OR-- 341 00:13:23,423 --> 00:13:27,047 UM, I JUST-- 342 00:13:27,151 --> 00:13:29,360 - WELL, WE'LL TALK MORE INSIDE. - OKAY. 343 00:13:29,463 --> 00:13:31,465 I HAD NEVER HAD THIS MUCH ATTENTION IN MY LIFE, 344 00:13:31,569 --> 00:13:33,709 AND THE ONLY THING I HAD TO DO TO ATTRACT THEM 345 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,400 WAS TO CREATE A FAKE SHOW. 346 00:13:35,504 --> 00:13:37,264 THE LOGIC DIDN'T REALLY MAKE SENSE TO ME, 347 00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:38,507 BUT IT WAS WORKING, 348 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,543 AND I WAS GONNA TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS 349 00:13:40,647 --> 00:13:43,615 TO TRY TO GET OVER MY NERVOUSNESS AROUND WOMEN. 350 00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:54,488 LADIES... 351 00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:56,111 I'M YOUR HOST, ANTHONY NAPOLI. 352 00:13:56,214 --> 00:13:58,147 NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO MINGLE AND GET TO KNOW 353 00:13:58,251 --> 00:14:01,461 YOUR HUNK, NATHAN. 354 00:14:01,564 --> 00:14:03,601 ARE YOU GONNA GO UP THERE? 355 00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:05,051 WHERE YOU GONNA BE? 356 00:14:05,154 --> 00:14:06,742 - YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE AGAIN? - YEAH. 357 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,675 - MAYBE GO INTO THE ROOM? - YOU'RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT? 358 00:14:08,778 --> 00:14:10,435 NO. 359 00:14:10,539 --> 00:14:11,747 YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE THE ROOM AGAIN? 360 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,645 - YEAH. - UP HERE? 361 00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:17,339 - SURE. - ALL RIGHT. 362 00:14:25,485 --> 00:14:27,004 ALL RIGHT. 363 00:14:28,419 --> 00:14:30,110 LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, HUH? 364 00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:32,975 - YES! OH! - OHH. 365 00:14:33,079 --> 00:14:34,563 OHH... 366 00:14:36,185 --> 00:14:37,566 WHAT DID YOU GUYS THINK OF THE HOST? 367 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,257 HE WAS SAYING HE HAD A THREESOME--HE WAS SAYING. 368 00:14:39,361 --> 00:14:40,465 - WHAT? - YEAH. 369 00:14:40,569 --> 00:14:42,640 - REALLY? - YEAH, WITH TWO GUYS. 370 00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:44,849 - WITH TWO GUYS? - YEAH. 371 00:14:44,953 --> 00:14:46,195 I'M, LIKE, "OKAY, THANKS FOR TELLING ME THAT. 372 00:14:46,299 --> 00:14:48,094 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO KNOW." 373 00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:49,440 YEAH. 374 00:14:49,543 --> 00:14:50,613 - I MEAN-- - SO WEIRD. 375 00:14:50,717 --> 00:14:52,374 I WAS HAVING FUN DATING ALL THE WOMEN. 376 00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:55,446 BUT I BEGAN TO FIND IT HARD TO TELL IF THEY REALLY LIKED ME 377 00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:58,621 OR HAD OTHER MOTIVATIONS FOR BEING HERE. 378 00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:00,278 WELL, I'M WORKING ON MY ALBUM RIGHT NOW. 379 00:15:00,382 --> 00:15:01,831 - MY CHRISTIAN MUSIC ALBUM. - OKAY. 380 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,938 - YEAH. - CAN I HEAR A SONG OR... 381 00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:07,596 ♪ PEOPLE MAKE IT SEEM 382 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:11,669 ♪ THAT EVERYONE IS COOL 383 00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:14,810 ♪ WITH BEING ALONE 384 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,813 MY ALBUM IS COMING OUT THIS YEAR, SO... 385 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:18,952 MY NAME IS L.A. 386 00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:20,920 MY ALBUM IS GONNA BE CALLED L.A.X. 387 00:15:21,023 --> 00:15:22,922 AND IT'S GONNA BE COMING OUT THIS YEAR. 388 00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:24,613 MY TWITTER IS @LA-- 389 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,822 AND I WAS SOON REMINDED THAT MOST OF THESE GIRLS 390 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,962 WERE JUST HERE TO BE ON TV. 391 00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:31,344 SO I TRIED MY BEST TO FIND OUT HOW THESE WOMEN 392 00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:32,897 TRULY FELT ABOUT ME. 393 00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:34,416 DO YOU LIKE ME? 394 00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:39,524 - YEAH. - UM, DO YOU LOVE ME? 395 00:15:39,628 --> 00:15:42,355 OH, GOD! I CAN'T--THAT'S SUCH-- 396 00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:43,804 HOW CAN I TELL THE FIRST-- 397 00:15:43,908 --> 00:15:47,498 UH, LOVE, I NEED TO LEARN THE PERSON FIRST OF COURSE. 398 00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:48,809 YEAH. 399 00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:53,607 I MEAN, I'D HATE TO ELIMINATE YOU SO SOON. 400 00:15:53,711 --> 00:15:56,576 - SO MAYBE I SHOULD ASK AGAIN. - OH, DO I LOVE YOU? 401 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:57,715 - YEAH. - I LOVE YOU. 402 00:15:57,818 --> 00:15:59,303 - BUT YOU DO? - I DO. 403 00:15:59,406 --> 00:16:01,857 I LIKE HIM. HE'S A REALLY NICE PERSON. 404 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,860 BUT, YEAH, I LOVE HIM, SO... 405 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,966 BUT AS THE NIGHT WENT ON, I REALIZED IT DIDN'T MATTER 406 00:16:07,069 --> 00:16:08,484 WHY THEY WERE HERE. 407 00:16:08,588 --> 00:16:10,417 WE WERE BOTH GETTING WHAT WE WANTED. 408 00:16:10,521 --> 00:16:12,730 I GOT TO WORK THROUGH MY NERVOUSNESS AROUND WOMEN-- 409 00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:15,871 - SORRY, I'M KIND OF SHAKING. - DON'T BE NERVOUS. 410 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,080 DON'T BE NERVOUS, THAT'S SO CUTE. 411 00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:20,669 AND THEY GOT TO BE ON TV. 412 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:24,880 I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE EVERYONE INTRODUCED TO KANGEN WATER. 413 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,607 THIS WATER IS ONE OF THE BEST WATERS OUT THERE. 414 00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:30,127 IT HAS A PH OF 9.5. 415 00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,714 I'D NEVER BEEN THAT GOOD OF A FLIRT, 416 00:16:31,818 --> 00:16:34,096 BUT I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO PRACTICE WITH SO MANY 417 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,925 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS. 418 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:39,308 YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES AND BEAUTIFUL LIPS, 419 00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:44,003 AND LOVELY HAIR, AND YOUR STYLE IS... 420 00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:45,728 WONDERFUL. 421 00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:49,353 OH...THANKS, NATE. 422 00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:54,737 SO TELL ME YOUR DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET. 423 00:16:54,841 --> 00:16:58,707 MY DEEPEST, DARKEST SECRET IS... 424 00:17:11,202 --> 00:17:13,963 I DON'T LIKE WEARING SOCKS. 425 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,896 THAT'S GREAT. 426 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,277 BUT AS THE NIGHT PROGRESSED... 427 00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:19,003 OH, COOL. 428 00:17:19,107 --> 00:17:20,246 MAGIC. 429 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:22,696 MY FLIRTING SKILLS DRASTICALLY IMPROVED. 430 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,629 DO YOU RIDE MOTORCYCLES? I MEAN-- 431 00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:29,117 I DON'T RIDE A MOTORCYCLE, BUT I AM A BIT OF A BAD BOY. 432 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:32,051 BUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT I WOULD HAVE NEVER EXPECTED. 433 00:17:36,503 --> 00:17:39,610 I LIKE MOTORCYCLES, ACTUALLY. DO YOU RIDE MOTORCYCLES? 434 00:17:39,713 --> 00:17:44,718 I DON'T RIDE A MOTORCYCLE, BUT I AM A BIT OF A BAD BOY. 435 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,583 OH, OKAY. 436 00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:50,310 THAT MIGHT BE JUST-- I MEAN, WE'VE ONLY BEEN TALKING 437 00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:51,587 FOR A FEW MINUTES. 438 00:17:51,691 --> 00:17:56,040 WE MIGHT BE MOVING JUST A LITTLE BIT FAST FOR ME. 439 00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:58,974 I JUST PREFER TO TAKE THINGS A LITTLE SLOWER. 440 00:18:08,225 --> 00:18:09,571 MM, NO. 441 00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:12,056 IT'S STILL TOO SOON. 442 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:15,680 WE NEED TO TAKE THINGS SLOW. WE JUST MET. 443 00:18:15,784 --> 00:18:16,888 IT'S OKAY. 444 00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:19,374 IN THAT MOMENT, EVERYTHING CHANGED. 445 00:18:19,477 --> 00:18:21,376 I WASN'T READY TO MOVE AS QUICK AS SHE WAS, 446 00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:25,380 BUT I FINALLY KNEW WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO HAVE A WOMAN COME TO ME. 447 00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:27,554 I REALIZED I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO CRAZY STUNTS 448 00:18:27,658 --> 00:18:31,558 TO GET WOMEN TO LIKE ME, I JUST HAD TO BE MYSELF... 449 00:18:31,662 --> 00:18:33,905 INSIDE A $5,000-PER-NIGHT MANSION 450 00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:36,184 WITH A TV CREW FILMING ME. 451 00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:38,047 BUT FOR A GUY LIKE ME, WHO'S GONE THROUGH 452 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,222 AN ENTIRE LIFETIME OF REJECTION, 453 00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:43,191 KNOWING THAT I WAS DESIRABLE WAS ALL I NEEDED TO NO LONGER 454 00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:45,365 BE NERVOUS AROUND WOMEN. 455 00:18:45,469 --> 00:18:47,160 I HAD ACCOMPLISHED MY GOAL. 456 00:18:47,264 --> 00:18:49,576 SO I GATHERED ALL THE WOMEN TO TELL THEM 457 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,026 THAT THE SHOW WAS OVER. 458 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,650 I HAVE ACCOMPLISHED MY GOAL, AND THAT MEANS UNFORTUNATELY 459 00:18:54,754 --> 00:18:58,344 THERE'S NO LONGER A REASON FOR THIS SHOW, THE HUNK, 460 00:18:58,447 --> 00:19:00,863 TO CONTINUE. 461 00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:02,279 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 462 00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:06,075 QUESTION. 463 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:09,527 SO YOU REALLY-- YOU REALLY-- 464 00:19:09,631 --> 00:19:11,978 UM, DID YOU GET YOUR-- 465 00:19:12,081 --> 00:19:13,221 YOU GOT-- YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED 466 00:19:13,324 --> 00:19:14,739 FROM DATING ALL THE GIRLS? 467 00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:16,016 YOU GOT YOUR FEAR MET? 468 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,846 UM, I THINK-- 469 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:20,159 I THINK IT HELPED ME OVERCOME IT, YES. 470 00:19:20,262 --> 00:19:21,712 WHY? 471 00:19:21,815 --> 00:19:23,472 I'M JUST WONDERING. 472 00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:25,164 BUT OTHERS WERE HAPPY FOR ME. 473 00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:27,614 - THANK YOU. - YEAH. 474 00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:29,616 I HAD ACCOMPLISHED WHAT I SET OUT TO DO, 475 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,205 BUT THERE WAS STILL ONE THING I HAD TO MAKE RIGHT. 476 00:19:32,309 --> 00:19:35,070 EARLIER, TONY SHARED A PERSONAL STORY WITH ME. 477 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,521 - HAVE YOU EVER HAD A THREESOME? - I HAVE, YES. 478 00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:39,764 AND I ACCIDENTALLY TOLD IT TO SOME OF THE WOMEN. 479 00:19:39,868 --> 00:19:42,215 HE WAS SAYING HE HAD A THREESOME WITH TWO GUYS. 480 00:19:42,319 --> 00:19:43,768 - WITH TWO GUYS? - YEAH. 481 00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:46,392 AND NOW I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE. 482 00:19:46,495 --> 00:19:48,256 I'M REALIZING NOW, PERHAPS IT WAS WRONG 483 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:53,053 TO BRING UP TONY'S PERSONAL EXPERIENCE HE HAD 484 00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:55,539 IN THE COMFORT OF HIS OWN HOME WITH TWO MEN. 485 00:19:57,334 --> 00:20:00,647 - I ALREADY HEARD THE STORY. - YEAH. YEAH, THE THREESOME. 486 00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:02,408 - HIM WITH TWO GUYS? - YEAH. 487 00:20:02,511 --> 00:20:04,375 OH, BUT NOT WITH TWO GUYS. 488 00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:05,790 WELL, WAS IT ONE GUY, ONE GIRL? 489 00:20:05,894 --> 00:20:08,414 - OR WAS IT TWO GIRLS? - NAH. 490 00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:11,106 - WHY IS THAT IMPORTANT? - EXACTLY. THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 491 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,522 AND EVEN IF HE DID, IT'S HIS OWN BUSINESS. 492 00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:16,767 - YEAH, WE DON'T CARE. - YEAH, WE DON'T CARE. 493 00:20:16,870 --> 00:20:18,113 - YEAH. - IT'S ALL GOOD. 494 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,288 SO I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT, 495 00:20:20,391 --> 00:20:22,600 AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANY HARD FEELINGS-- 496 00:20:22,704 --> 00:20:25,154 - NO HARD FEELINGS. - BETWEEN US. 497 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,709 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 498 00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,366 YOUR FEARS ARE ALL GONE? 499 00:20:29,469 --> 00:20:32,092 HE'S A GREAT GUY. HE REALLY IS. 500 00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:33,818 FROM WHAT YOU KNOW OF. 501 00:20:33,922 --> 00:20:35,682 - OH, YOU'RE NOT? - NO, I'M A GREAT GUY. 502 00:20:35,786 --> 00:20:36,994 WHY'D YOU SAY, "FROM WHAT YOU KNOW OF"? 503 00:20:37,097 --> 00:20:38,271 WELL, FROM WHAT YOU KNOW OF ME. 504 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,721 YEAH, BUT I JUST CALLED YOU A GREAT GUY. 505 00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:40,929 WHY ARE YOU ARGUING AGAINST THAT? 506 00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,655 ARE YOU A GOOD GUY? 507 00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:46,348 AS THE WOMEN WERE LEAVING, I FELT CONFIDENT IN MYSELF, 508 00:20:46,452 --> 00:20:48,316 KNOWING THAT IF I EVER WANTED TO FIND LOVE-- 509 00:20:48,419 --> 00:20:49,696 THANK YOU. 510 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:53,286 I COULD JUST CREATE A FAKE REALITY SHOW ALL OVER AGAIN. 511 00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:05,194 AHH! 512 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,542 WERE YOU SCARED? 513 00:21:07,645 --> 00:21:08,681 I BUILT THE HAUNTED HOUSE, 514 00:21:08,784 --> 00:21:10,372 SO I KNOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS, SO... 515 00:21:10,476 --> 00:21:11,960 - SO, YES? - SO, NO. 516 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,306 OH. 517 00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:15,239 ALL RIGHT...PRETTY GOOD. 37962

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