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MY NAME IS NATHAN FIELDER,
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AND I GRADUATED FROM ONE
OF CANADA'S TOP BUSINESS SCHOOLS
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WITH REALLY GOOD GRADES.
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NOW I'M USING MY KNOWLEDGE
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TO HELP STRUGGLING
SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS
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MAKE IT IN THIS
COMPETITIVE WORLD.
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THIS IS NATHAN FOR YOU.
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RUNNING A GAS STATION
IS NOT EASY,
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AND NO ONE KNOWS THAT MORE
THAN DANIEL ASHIKIAN
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OF SEVAN GAS
IN BURBANK, CALIFORNIA.
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IT'S TOUGH BUSINESS.
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I CANNOT COMPETE
WITH THE BIG COMPANIES.
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WITH THESE DAYS
IT BEING MORE ECONOMICAL
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TO FILL UP YOUR CAR
WITH CHAMPAGNE,
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IT CAN BE HARD
TO DRAW IN CUSTOMERS.
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SO I PAID DANIEL A VISIT
WITH AN INNOVATIVE WAY
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TO LOWER HIS PRICES.
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SO I WANT YOU TO CHARGE
$1.75 PER GALLON.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT IS UTOPIA?
- YEAH.
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IT'S IN YOUR MIND.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE
$1.75 GASOLINE ANYMORE.
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- ONLY IN THE PICTURES.
- WELL, LISTEN--
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NO, NO, NO.
YOU GET REASONABLE--
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NO, I AM BEING--
I AM REASONABLE.
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- YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH.
- OKAY.
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AFTER REBATE.
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OH.
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$1.75 GAS AFTER REBATE.
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A REBATE WILL LEGALLY
ALLOW DANIEL
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TO ADVERTISE THE CHEAPEST GAS
IN THE COUNTRY.
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AND BECAUSE
IT'S SUCH A GREAT DEAL,
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IT WOULD ONLY BE FAIR
TO MAKE CLAIMING THIS REBATE
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A BIT MORE INCONVENIENT
THAN NORMAL,
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BY ASKING CUSTOMERS
TO DROP IT OFF IN PERSON
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AT THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN.
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AT THE TOP
OF THE MOUNTAIN.
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YEAH, THAT'S GOOD TRICKY WAY
TO MAKE MONEY.
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ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF
DRIVE FROM SEVAN GAS
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IN THE MIDDLE OF
THE ANGELES NATIONAL FOREST,
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THE PEAK OF MOUNT CHILEO
IS ONLY ACCESSIBLE BY FOOT.
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I EXPLAINED TO DANIEL
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THAT AS LONG AS HE WAS UP FRONT
WITH HIS CUSTOMERS,
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PUTTING THE REBATE BOX
ATOP CHILEO
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WAS COMPLETELY 100% LEGAL.
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IF SOME OF THEM
IS GONNA CLAIM IT,
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IT'S GONNA COST ME MONEY,
RIGHT?
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DO YOU THINK PEOPLE
ARE GONNA HIKE UP A MOUNTAIN
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TO GET THIS REBATE?
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UH...
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AFTER A WEEK
TO GET EVERYTHING PREPARED,
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WE IMPLEMENTED THE OFFER.
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WITHIN MINUTES
OF THE SIGN GOING UP,
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IT PROVED TO BE
AN INSTANT HIT,
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WITH A LINE OF CARS
DOWN THE BLOCK.
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IS IT REALLY $1.75?
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AFTER REBATE.
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WHAT TYPE OF REBATE?
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IT'S NOT MAIL-IN REBATE.
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YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT
PERSONALLY.
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WHERE'S IT AT?
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MOUNTAIN CHILE.
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- WHERE?
- MOUNTAIN CHILE.
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NATHAN, IT'S MOUNTAIN CHILE,
RIGHT?
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WHAT'S SO SPECIAL
ABOUT THIS PLACE
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WE HAVE TO GO
AND GET THE REBATE?
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THAT'S JUST WHERE
THE DROP BOX IS.
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YOU CAN'T JUST MAIL IT IN,
LIKE JUST--
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IT'S NOT
A MAIL-IN REBATE, NO.
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UH, I'LL GET THE GAS,
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BUT, NO, I DON'T WANT
THE REBATE.
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OKAY, IT'S UP TO YOU.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT,
IT'S FINE.
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IT'S UP TO YOU.
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WELL, WE'RE PROVIDING A FREE
SHUTTLE TO THE BASE IF YOU WANT,
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AND THEN IT'S AN HOUR AND A HALF
HIKE FROM THERE.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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IT'S TOTALLY OFFICIAL.
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EVERYTHING IS EXPLAINED THERE.
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LIKE I EXPECTED,
PEOPLE WERE FILLING UP
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AND NO ONE WANTED
TO CLAIM THE REBATE.
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BUT THEN,
THE TIDE SHIFTED.
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HEY, I'M BACK.
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I CHANGED MY CLOTHES,
AND I'M READY.
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- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- I'M SERIOUS.
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THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
YEAH, I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE.
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YOU'RE GONNA DO IT?
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YEAH.
IS THAT COOL?
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YEAH, YEAH,
THAT'S GREAT.
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I'VE HIKED.
I LIKE HIKING.
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- REALLY?
- YEAH.
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I'VE NEVER
BEEN UP THERE BEFORE.
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I HEAR THE VIEW
IS BEAUTIFUL.
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IT WAS CLEARLY WORKING
TO BRING IN CUSTOMERS,
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BUT TO MY SURPRISE THE SHUTTLE
WAS ACTUALLY FILLING UP.
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I SAW THAT THIS
WAS WORRYING DANIEL,
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AND I TOOK HIM ASIDE
FOR A CHAT.
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TO BE HONEST,
I DIDN'T EXPECT
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SO MANY PEOPLE
TO WANT TO DO THE HIKE.
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HOWEVER, BE ASSURED
THAT ONCE THEY GET UP THERE,
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IT'S ONLY JUST BEGINNING.
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OKAY.
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IT WAS GOING TO TAKE
AN HOUR AND A HALF
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TO DRIVE TO THE BASE
OF THE MOUNTAIN,
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SO WE'LL CHECK BACK
WITH THIS IN A BIT.
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BUT FIRST, DO YOU FIND
THIS DRAWING FUNNY?
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IF YOU ANSWERED YES,
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YOU'RE PROBABLY CARICATURE
ARTIST GREG DOHLEN.
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HE WAS THE ONE THAT DREW IT.
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AND AFTER TWO DECADES
OF DOING CARICATURES,
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HE HAS YET
TO MAKE A NAME FOR HIMSELF.
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IT'S ALWAYS A STRUGGLE.
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AND I'VE KIND OF--
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I'VE BEEN DOING THIS
SINCE '89.
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BUT SOMETIMES
THE SOLUTION IS AS SIMPLE
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AS KEEPING UP
WITH THE TRENDS.
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- YOU DREW ME HERE.
- YEAH.
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IT'S ENJOYABLE
TO SEE YOURSELF
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- PORTRAYED AS A CARTOON.
- YEAH.
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BUT I DON'T THINK
IT MAKES ME LAUGH.
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CARICATURES
ARE INSULT COMEDY.
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WELL, YEAH.
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IN THE CATEGORY
OF INSULT COMEDY,
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JUST TO SHOW YOU WHAT'S
CURRENTLY POPULAR RIGHT NOW,
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HERE, JUST WATCH.
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I LIKE YOU, JASON ALEXANDER.
I FIND YOU SEXY.
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KISS ME, YOU FAT.
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I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE
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WHAT JERRY SEINFELD'S
TASTES LIKE.
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I SHOWED HIM A CLIP
OF THE WILDLY POPULAR
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COMEDY CENTRAL ROASTS,
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WHICH PROVED THAT TO BE
A HIT IN INSULT COMEDY,
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THE MEANER YOU ARE,
THE BETTER.
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TO RE-BRAND GREG
AS "THE KING OF STING."
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UM, I'VE GOT--I'VE GOTTEN
MORE NEGATIVE REACTIONS
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FROM GOING EXTREME
THAN POSITIVE REACTIONS.
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NO ONE LIKED ELVIS
WHEN HE FIRST CAME OUT,
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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- PEOPLE WERE OFFENDED.
- RIGHT.
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BUT YOU HAVE
TO POWER THROUGH THAT
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IF YOU WANNA BECOME BIG.
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AT FIRST, GREG SEEMED
RESISTANT TO THE CONCEPT.
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BUT AS WE STARTED
BRAINSTORMING IDEAS...
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YEAH, IT MIGHT BE FUNNY
IF HE'S CHINESE,
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AND I MAKE HIM A PHOTOGRAPHER
WITH THE BIG BUCK TEETH.
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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LITTLE SQUINTY EYES
AND BIG BUCK TEETH.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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HE QUICKLY BEGAN
TO EMBRACE IT.
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I LEFT HIM WITH A FEW EDGY
CONCEPTS OF MY OWN TO WORK ON,
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AND HE STARTED
SKETCHING THEM OUT.
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THE NEXT DAY, I RETURNED
TO SEE THE RESULTS.
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ALL RIGHT, SO THIS IS
THE IDEA I HAD FOR A COUPLE,
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AND YOU HAVE TO DRAW A COUPLE.
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SO THAT'S YOU, THE ARTIST,
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UH, DOING THE WOMAN
OF THE COUPLE FROM BEHIND,
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DOGGY STYLE,
SHE'S SAYING, "I LIKE THIS."
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HER BOYFRIEND IS LOOKING
AT A HUMMINGBIRD'S PENIS
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AND THINKING, "THAT'S HUGE."
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YEAH, THIS IS GOOD.
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IT'S REALLY FUNNY.
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THIS IS, UM, YOUR VERSION
OF AN ASIAN BUSINESSMAN.
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UM, DO YOU THINK
THIS ONE, UH...HMM...
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SEE, I'M NOT--
I'M NOT SURE, UH,
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WHEN YOU PRESENTED
AN ASIAN PICTURE
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WHICH DIRECTION
I SHOULD GO WITH IT.
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I WENT ALL DIRECTIONS REALLY.
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WE COULD TRY IT OUT,
SEE HOW IT GOES.
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SURE, YEAH.
I MEAN, I'M NOT GONNA GET--
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YOU KNOW, IN ART, YOU KNOW,
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YOU DON'T WANT TO GET
IN PEOPLE'S WAY OR ANYTHING,
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SO I'M NOT GONNA--
BUT, YEAH.
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I MEAN,
THIS IS DEFINITELY--
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I MEAN, THE PEARL HARBOR THING
IS ALMOST NOT EVEN A JOKE.
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THE REST OF GREG'S NEW EDGY
CARICATURES LOOKED GREAT,
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AND I COULD TELL THAT
HE WAS READY TO TRY THEM OUT
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IN THE REAL WORLD.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES?
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I LIKE TO BIKE
AND SURF A LOT.
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I LIKE SWIMMING, DEEJAYING,
PLAYING THE TROMBONE.
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THINGS WERE OFF
TO AN OKAY START,
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BUT I GOT KIND OF WORRIED
WHEN AN ASIAN MAN SAT DOWN.
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I DRAW CARICATURES THAT ARE
A LITTLE MEAN AND EDGY.
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ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?
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- DEFINITELY.
- YEAH, OKAY, GOOD.
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HOW'S THAT?
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YOU LIKE IT?
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- YEAH.
- OH, GOOD.
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BUT I WAS WRONG.
THE GUY LOVED IT.
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- YOU LIKE IT?
- YEAH, YEAH, I LIKE IT.
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AND FROM THEN ON,
IT WAS SMOOTH SAILING.
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OH, NICE, MAN.
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- WILL THAT WORK?
- THAT'LL WORK, DUDE.
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GREG WAS HITTING
NOTHING BUT HOME RUNS,
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AND IT WAS AMAZING
TO WATCH HIM WORK.
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OH, NICE.
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SO HOW DO YOU FEEL
IT ALL WENT TODAY?
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PEOPLE LAUGHED.
I SAW PEOPLE LAUGHING.
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PEOPLE LAUGHED.
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LIKE, THE DEEP SIDE
OF PEOPLE'S HUMOR COMES OUT
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WHEN YOU SHOW THEM SHOCK.
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YOU KNOW, AT THE BEGINNING
OF ALL THIS,
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I HAD YOU DRAW ME,
IT WASN'T FUNNY.
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SO NOW WITH EVERYTHING
THAT I'VE TAUGHT YOU,
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I'M SAYING GO AS HARD
AS YOU WANT ON ME,
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AS MEAN AS YOU WANT.
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YOU WANT THE KING OF STING?
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- I WANT THE KING OF STING.
- OKAY.
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- 'CAUSE I WANNA LAUGH.
- OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT,
THIS IS FUNNY,
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BUT IT'S HARD FOR ME
TO SEE MY GRANDPA
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DEPICTED IN THAT WAY.
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HE'S A CANADIAN WAR HERO,
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AND HE'S, LIKE, A VERY--
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HE HAS, LIKE, A VERY IMPORTANT
ROLE IN OUR FAMILY,
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SO I DON'T LIKE SEEING HIM
DEPICTED LIKE THIS.
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IT JUST--
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IT WAS A REAL SHAME THAT
GREG CHOSE TO END THE DAY
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ON SUCH A TASTELESS NOTE.
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BUT REGARDLESS
OF MY FEELINGS,
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HE TRULY WAS
THE KING OF STING.
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MY GAS STATION
REBATE WAS UNDERWAY.
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BUT AS WE SHUTTLED
TO THE BASE OF CHILEO,
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I BEGAN TO DOUBT
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THAT ANY OF THESE
EIGHT DETERMINED CHEAPSKATES
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WOULD DROP OUT BEFORE REACHING
THE PEAK OF THE MOUNTAIN.
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YOU MIGHT THINK
I'D BE NERVOUS
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THAT SEVAN GAS
WAS GOING TO LOSE MONEY,
228
00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,940
BUT WHAT I HAD TOLD NO ONE
229
00:09:56,043 --> 00:09:59,253
IS THAT THIS WAS ABOUT MORE
THAN JUST HELPING A GAS STATION.
230
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I SET OUT TO CREATE THE WORLD'S
FIRST PERFECT REBATE,
231
00:10:02,947 --> 00:10:07,537
A COMPLETELY LEGAL REBATE
THAT ABSOLUTELY NO ONE CLAIMS.
232
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,954
FORTUNATELY, MOST OF THEM FAILED
TO READ THE FINE PRINT
233
00:10:10,057 --> 00:10:11,921
ON THEIR REBATE SLIPS.
234
00:10:12,025 --> 00:10:14,441
THEY DIDN'T REALIZE THEY
HAD SIGNED UP FOR A LOT MORE
235
00:10:14,544 --> 00:10:16,236
THAN JUST A HIKE.
236
00:10:16,339 --> 00:10:17,858
THE GENTLEMAN WHO WORKED
IN THE GAS STATION
237
00:10:17,962 --> 00:10:20,171
TOLD ME THAT I WOULD HAVE TO
COME HIKE MOUNT CHILEO
238
00:10:20,274 --> 00:10:22,035
TO GET THAT REBATE.
239
00:10:22,138 --> 00:10:24,969
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY,
BUT IT'S BEEN AN ADVENTURE,
240
00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:27,143
SO IT'S NOT TOO BAD.
241
00:10:27,247 --> 00:10:28,766
WHAT APPEALED
TO ME ABOUT IT
242
00:10:28,869 --> 00:10:31,423
WAS IT JUST SOUNDED
KIND OF INTERESTING.
243
00:10:31,527 --> 00:10:33,287
AND ONCE YOU'RE THERE,
YOU MIGHT AS WELL DO IT.
244
00:10:33,391 --> 00:10:35,393
I LOVE BEING OUT HERE
OUT OF THE CITY,
245
00:10:35,496 --> 00:10:37,015
GETTING TO RELAX A BIT,
246
00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:39,017
BUT IT IS A LITTLE BIT
APPREHENSIVE
247
00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:41,606
BECAUSE IT'S THE WOODS.
248
00:10:44,851 --> 00:10:47,439
ALL RIGHT,
WELCOME TO MOUNT CHILEO,
249
00:10:47,543 --> 00:10:50,097
A PLACE WHOSE HISTORY
IS AS RICH
250
00:10:50,201 --> 00:10:52,237
AS ITS PEAK IS HIGH.
251
00:10:52,341 --> 00:10:53,687
DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?
252
00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:55,724
WHERE'S THE BOX?
253
00:10:55,827 --> 00:10:57,726
WELL, YOU HAVE
TO ANSWER SOME RIDDLES FIRST.
254
00:10:57,829 --> 00:10:59,486
WAIT, AT THE GAS STATION
YOU JUST TOLD US
255
00:10:59,589 --> 00:11:02,040
WE'D HAVE TO INSERT THE PAPER
INTO A BOX OR SOMETHING
256
00:11:02,144 --> 00:11:04,077
- AND THEN GET OUR REBATE.
- RIGHT.
257
00:11:04,180 --> 00:11:05,388
NOTHING WAS MENTIONED
ABOUT A RIDDLE
258
00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:07,218
OR A SERIES OF RIDDLES.
259
00:11:07,321 --> 00:11:08,978
LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TO PICK UP
MY KID TILL 3:00 TOMORROW.
260
00:11:09,082 --> 00:11:10,117
- LET'S DO IT.
- LET'S DO THIS.
261
00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:11,360
- YEAH.
- LET'S DO THIS.
262
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,086
I'M A ME, ME, ME SYSTEM.
263
00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:15,467
I TAKE CARE OF ME,
I WASH ME, I FEED ME.
264
00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:17,538
OKAY, BE QUIET
SO WE CAN--
265
00:11:17,642 --> 00:11:20,438
I WAS GOING TO POINT OUT THAT
THIS WAS ALL IN THE FINE PRINT,
266
00:11:20,541 --> 00:11:22,267
BUT THEY DIDN'T EVEN
SEEM TO CARE.
267
00:11:22,371 --> 00:11:24,649
THIS MIGHT GO ON LONGER
THAN I THOUGHT.
268
00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:26,616
I'VE BEEN RESTING
FOR A MILLION YEARS,
269
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,999
BUT I NEVER SLEEP.
270
00:11:30,103 --> 00:11:31,932
I'M A KIND OF MUSIC,
271
00:11:32,036 --> 00:11:36,143
BUT OUT HERE
I DO NOT MAKE A PEEP.
272
00:11:36,247 --> 00:11:38,180
WIND.
WOODWINDS, WIND MUSIC.
273
00:11:38,283 --> 00:11:40,078
- IS IT THE WIND?
- IS IT WIND?
274
00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:42,253
IT IS NOT WIND.
275
00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:43,599
ROCK.
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00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,014
- YES.
- RIGHT ON.
277
00:11:45,118 --> 00:11:46,533
GREAT, OKAY.
278
00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:49,536
ALL RIGHT, SO THE NEXT RIDDLE
IS UNDER A ROCK.
279
00:11:49,639 --> 00:11:52,021
I WAS STUNNED
BY THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE
280
00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:54,852
THAT HAD GIVEN UP THEIR
ENTIRE DAY FOR CHEAP GAS.
281
00:11:54,955 --> 00:11:57,820
WAS IT THE THRILL
OF SAVING MONEY?
282
00:11:57,924 --> 00:12:00,685
OR WERE THESE PEOPLE
JUST COMPLETELY INSANE?
283
00:12:00,789 --> 00:12:02,618
BUT AFTER NEARLY
AN HOUR OF RIDDLES,
284
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,103
PEOPLE FINALLY STARTED
DROPPING OUT.
285
00:12:05,207 --> 00:12:06,587
YOU HAVE A TEST AT 9:00?
286
00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:09,694
YEAH, BUT, I MEAN,
I DO WANT THAT REBATE.
287
00:12:09,798 --> 00:12:11,696
WHAT PERCENT
OF YOUR GRADE IS IT OVER?
288
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,111
IT'S ABOUT 30% ROUGHLY.
289
00:12:13,215 --> 00:12:15,838
- YEAH, YOU CAN'T MISS THAT.
- NO.
290
00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:18,392
I WAS THANKFUL THERE WERE SOME
SENSIBLE PEOPLE IN THE GROUP,
291
00:12:18,496 --> 00:12:20,291
BUT NOT MATTER
HOW HARD I TRIED...
292
00:12:20,394 --> 00:12:21,844
YOU KNOW, BUT AGAIN, IF YOU
DON'T WANT TO CLAIM THE REBATE,
293
00:12:21,948 --> 00:12:24,778
I CAN UNDERSTAND
IF YOU WOULD WANNA LEAVE.
294
00:12:24,882 --> 00:12:27,160
SOME PEOPLE
JUST WOULDN'T GO.
295
00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:29,162
I AM ROUND AND HARD.
296
00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:31,785
IN WATER,
I SINK DEEP.
297
00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:33,304
BUT IF YOU DO ME
TO A BABY,
298
00:12:33,407 --> 00:12:37,170
HE SURELY SHALL SLEEP.
299
00:12:37,273 --> 00:12:39,103
DO YOU HAVE ANY INTENTIONS
ON GIVING US OUR REBATES?
300
00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:40,621
YEAH, WE'RE ALMOST DONE
WITH THE RIDDLES.
301
00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:42,209
IT'S JUST DARK,
IT'S HARD TO READ THEM.
302
00:12:42,313 --> 00:12:43,901
I CAN READ IT FOR YOU
IF YOU'D LIKE.
303
00:12:44,004 --> 00:12:46,110
WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD
JUST FINISH IN THE MORNING.
304
00:12:46,213 --> 00:12:49,009
EVERYTHING THAT YOU TOLD US
TODAY HASN'T HAPPENED.
305
00:12:49,113 --> 00:12:50,597
YEAH, WE'RE HERE.
306
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,357
WAIT, YOU CAN'T BE
SO ANNOYED RIGHT NOW.
307
00:12:52,461 --> 00:12:54,187
- I CAN'T BE ANNOYED?
- NO.
308
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:55,844
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND!
309
00:12:55,947 --> 00:12:57,777
WELL, WHY ARE YOU--
THIS IS PART OF THE DEAL.
310
00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,364
THIS IS THE REBATE.
311
00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:02,471
NO, THE DEAL IS I STAY,
I GET MY REBATE.
312
00:13:06,647 --> 00:13:10,341
IF YOU'RE STAYING,
YOU CAN'T YELL AT ME LIKE THAT.
313
00:13:10,444 --> 00:13:11,894
IT'S NOT APPROPRIATE.
314
00:13:11,998 --> 00:13:14,103
OKAY, I'M NOT GOING
NOWHERE THEN.
315
00:13:14,207 --> 00:13:16,381
I DIDN'T THINK
IT WOULD GET TO THIS POINT,
316
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:19,315
BUT I HAD TENTS
AND CAMPING GEAR ON HAND.
317
00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:21,939
THREE PEOPLE
DECIDED TO STAY THE NIGHT.
318
00:13:24,182 --> 00:13:25,839
DO YOU GUYS KNOW
WON'T BE THE SAME
319
00:13:25,943 --> 00:13:29,636
BY PETTINGER, BOJANIC,
AND HOOPER?
320
00:13:29,739 --> 00:13:31,741
NOPE.
321
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,088
IT'S A ROYALTY-FREE
MUSIC SONG
322
00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:34,986
FROM THE INTERNET.
323
00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:36,643
WELL, PLAY IT.
LET'S HEAR IT.
324
00:13:36,746 --> 00:13:39,059
IT GOES A LITTLE
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
325
00:13:39,163 --> 00:13:42,476
♪ THESE DAYS
I JUST CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT ♪
326
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:45,272
♪ I GOT TOO MANY ANGLES
327
00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:47,412
♪ RUNNING ROUND MY BRAIN
328
00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:50,588
♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW
329
00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:54,730
♪ IT WON'T BE THE SAME
330
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,352
♪ WON'T BE THE--
331
00:13:56,456 --> 00:13:58,044
THE ONLY DRUGS
THAT THE FDA WILL APPROVE
332
00:13:58,147 --> 00:14:00,115
ARE DRUGS THAT
PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES
333
00:14:00,218 --> 00:14:02,117
WILL SPEND $200 MILLION ON.
334
00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,913
AS RAY BEGAN LECTURING ME
ABOUT ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE,
335
00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:07,432
I FOUND MYSELF REGRETTING
THIS WHOLE PLAN.
336
00:14:07,536 --> 00:14:09,952
NATUROPATHS DRINK URINE.
337
00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:12,230
THEY TELL THEIR PATIENTS
TO DRINK URINE,
338
00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:14,129
AND THAT'S PART OF A CURE,
AND THE REASON WHY--
339
00:14:14,232 --> 00:14:15,958
SO YOU WOULD DRINK URINE?
340
00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:19,789
IT'S SAFER THAN
ALMOST ANYTHING OUT THERE.
341
00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,068
IF MY NATUROPATH TOLD ME
TO DRINK URINE,
342
00:14:22,171 --> 00:14:23,586
I MIGHT--I MIGHT--
343
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:24,967
LIKE, WHOSE URINE?
344
00:14:25,071 --> 00:14:26,106
THEIR OWN URINE.
345
00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:28,350
- DRINK YOUR OWN URINE?
- YEAH.
346
00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:29,834
BUT AS THE NIGHT WENT ON,
347
00:14:29,938 --> 00:14:31,629
I BEGAN TO SEE THAT RAY,
LAURIE, AND ELIZABETH
348
00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:33,803
WEREN'T JUST CHEAPSKATES
LOOKING FOR A DEAL.
349
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:37,186
IN FACT, MONEY WAS
THE LEAST OF THEIR PROBLEMS.
350
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,637
SO NOW THE STATE POLICE
MAJOR CRIMES SQUAD
351
00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:41,846
IS INVESTIGATING ME
FOR ARSON.
352
00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:44,193
STILL WEAR MY WEDDING RING
25 YEARS LATER.
353
00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:47,438
HAVEN'T TALKED TO HER
IN 23 YEARS OR SO.
354
00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:49,129
YOU NEED TO BE
WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
355
00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:51,614
YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU
25 YEARS AGO,
356
00:14:51,718 --> 00:14:53,168
AND YOU HAVEN'T
MOVED ON YET.
357
00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:55,239
HOW COME I HAVE
TO DO THIS FIRST?
358
00:14:55,342 --> 00:14:57,966
'CAUSE YOU HAVE NO FEAR
OF ANYTHING.
359
00:14:58,069 --> 00:14:59,450
I HAVE A FEAR
OF KISSING PEOPLE.
360
00:14:59,553 --> 00:15:02,522
- HEY.
- OH, LAURIE.
361
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:05,663
- THAT'S NOT LAURIE.
- YES, IT'S ON LAURIE.
362
00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:07,251
YOU KNOW, I WASN'T
SUPPOSED TO LEAVE HIM.
363
00:15:07,354 --> 00:15:09,391
YOU KNOW,
I WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY.
364
00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:11,807
UM...
365
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:15,155
BUT YOU CAN ONLY PUSH
A PERSON SO FAR.
366
00:15:15,259 --> 00:15:17,882
DO YOU WANT A HUG?
367
00:15:21,161 --> 00:15:22,991
THANK YOU.
368
00:15:23,094 --> 00:15:25,786
SO THE PHARMACEUTICAL
COMPANIES DON'T WANT US TO KNOW
369
00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:27,305
THAT WE CAN
DRINK OUR OWN PEE
370
00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:28,824
AND THAT WILL CURE
EVERY DISEASE?
371
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,171
THAT'S RIGHT.
HOW COME YOU GOT AWAY WITH--
372
00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:33,208
OH!
RAY!
373
00:15:33,311 --> 00:15:35,244
- WHAT?
- ELIZABETH.
374
00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:37,971
RAY.
375
00:15:38,075 --> 00:15:39,593
BY THE END OF THE NIGHT,
376
00:15:39,697 --> 00:15:43,390
I FELT LIKE I HAD MADE
NEW FRIENDS.
377
00:15:43,494 --> 00:15:46,359
LET'S DO IT, MAN.
378
00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:49,638
IT'LL BE FUN.
379
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,157
YOU WANNA COME?
380
00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:53,883
NO, I'M SLEEPING.
381
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,747
ALL RIGHT,
SO IT'S 4:15 A.M.,
382
00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:58,647
AND I'M GONNA GO PLAY A PRANK
ON THE GIRLS' TENT.
383
00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:25,225
OH, MY GOD.
384
00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:27,538
I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE STAYED ASLEEP
385
00:16:27,641 --> 00:16:30,058
THE WHOLE WAY IN THE TENT.
386
00:16:45,383 --> 00:16:48,283
ALL RIGHT, DAY TWO.
387
00:16:48,386 --> 00:16:50,561
- YOU READY?
- WE'RE READY.
388
00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:52,873
MY COUSIN
HOLDS ICE CREAM.
389
00:16:52,977 --> 00:16:55,911
MY UNCLE REROUTES TRAFFIC.
390
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,258
YOU CAN FIND
A WREATH MADE OF ME
391
00:16:58,362 --> 00:17:00,398
UP IN YOUR GRANDMA'S ATTIC.
392
00:17:00,502 --> 00:17:01,848
A WREATH OF ME--
393
00:17:01,951 --> 00:17:04,126
SANTA CLAUS IS THE ONLY THING
I CAN THINK OF.
394
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:05,438
LIGHTS.
395
00:17:05,541 --> 00:17:06,991
LET ME HONEST
WITH YOU GUYS.
396
00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:08,717
YEAH.
397
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,960
THIS WILL NEVER END.
398
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,824
WHEN I BEGAN THIS THING,
399
00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:14,412
I NEVER THOUGHT
THAT I WOULD MEET
400
00:17:14,516 --> 00:17:17,346
THREE PEOPLE
WITH SO MUCH FREE TIME
401
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:19,935
THAT THEY'D BE WILLING
TO CAMP OUT
402
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,730
ON THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN
WITH A COMPLETE STRANGER
403
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:25,009
JUST TO SAVE $13 ON GAS.
404
00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:26,424
BUT I DID.
405
00:17:26,528 --> 00:17:29,531
AND THOSE THREE PEOPLE
TURNED OUT TO BE
406
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:33,155
THREE OF THE MOST FANTASTIC
PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET.
407
00:17:33,259 --> 00:17:34,950
YEAH.
408
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,814
OVER THE PAST 24 HOURS,
409
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,643
WE'VE ALL GAINED SOMETHING
410
00:17:38,747 --> 00:17:42,302
EVEN MORE VALUABLE
THAN A REBATE--FRIENDSHIP.
411
00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:44,994
- AMEN.
- I TOTALLY AGREE.
412
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,721
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE ALL GO
DOWN THIS MOUNTAIN AS FRIENDS?
413
00:17:47,825 --> 00:17:49,413
YES.
414
00:17:49,516 --> 00:17:51,760
AND TAKE THAT TO THE BANK
INSTEAD OF THE REBATE?
415
00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:53,900
BECAUSE TO BE
PERFECTLY HONEST,
416
00:17:54,003 --> 00:17:56,005
THERE IS NO REBATE BOX.
417
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,525
I KNEW THAT THERE
WAS NO REBATE BOX.
418
00:17:58,629 --> 00:18:01,287
WELL, WE AGREE WITH YOU,
419
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,358
THE FRIENDSHIP THAT WE GAINED
HERE IS JUST INCREDIBLE,
420
00:18:03,461 --> 00:18:06,464
SO LET'S GO DOWN THE MOUNTAIN.
421
00:18:06,568 --> 00:18:08,708
ALL RIGHT, COME.
422
00:18:08,811 --> 00:18:11,366
I REALLY DID
LIKE THESE GUYS.
423
00:18:11,469 --> 00:18:12,850
BUT IN THE END,
424
00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:15,301
BUSINESS IS BUSINESS.
425
00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:31,213
THE NEXT DAY,
I HEADED BACK TO SEVAN GAS
426
00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:32,490
TO FOLLOW UP WITH DANIEL.
427
00:18:32,594 --> 00:18:34,147
SO?
428
00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:37,219
IT WORKS, BUT LET'S SEE
HOW MANY PEOPLE
429
00:18:37,323 --> 00:18:41,810
GONNA COME AND PICK UP
THE REBATE.
430
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,847
OH, WE GOT ONE.
431
00:18:44,951 --> 00:18:47,126
NATHAN FIELDER.
432
00:18:47,229 --> 00:18:49,749
OH, THAT'S YOU.
NATHAN.
433
00:18:49,852 --> 00:18:52,579
ONLY ONE PERSON,
WHICH IS PRETTY GOOD, YOU KNOW?
434
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:53,960
YOU WANNA GET
YOUR REBATE, HUH?
435
00:18:54,063 --> 00:18:54,961
YEAH, YEAH.
436
00:18:55,064 --> 00:18:58,206
$16.54.
437
00:18:58,309 --> 00:18:59,690
I DID THIS WHOLE CRAZY THING
438
00:18:59,793 --> 00:19:02,417
SO PEOPLE
WOULDN'T REDEEM THE REBATE.
439
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,213
BUT REALLY IN THE END,
440
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:07,905
WHAT I REALIZED IS THAT
MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OF THIS
441
00:19:08,008 --> 00:19:09,700
IS FRIENDSHIP.
442
00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:11,943
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
443
00:19:12,047 --> 00:19:15,464
AND DOING THIS
I MADE SOME VERY GOOD FRIENDS.
444
00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:18,191
RAY PREMUS
WAS ONE OF THEM.
445
00:19:18,295 --> 00:19:19,675
WHO?
446
00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:22,264
- RAY PREMUS.
- OH.
447
00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:24,680
HE WAS WILLING
TO DRINK PEE.
448
00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:27,200
- PEE?
- YEAH.
449
00:19:27,304 --> 00:19:28,201
WHOSE PEE?
450
00:19:28,305 --> 00:19:29,789
NO, JUST ANYONE'S PEE.
451
00:19:29,892 --> 00:19:31,411
- ANYONE'S PEE?
- HE SAYS THERE'S NO GERMS.
452
00:19:31,515 --> 00:19:33,896
MAYBE THEY CAN DRINK
MY GRANDSON'S PEE.
453
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,382
IT'S VERY CLEAN.
454
00:19:36,485 --> 00:19:38,418
YEAH?
455
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:41,697
- WHY--
- BECAUSE IT'S CLEAN.
456
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:43,216
WHY DRINK MY PEE
OR YOUR PEE?
457
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,114
YOU'RE PROMOTING
YOUR GRANDSON'S PEE.
458
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,841
I AM PROMOTING BECAUSE
GRANDSON'S PEE SOMETIMES HELPS.
459
00:19:47,945 --> 00:19:49,740
IT REALLY HELPS.
460
00:19:49,843 --> 00:19:52,018
HAVE YOU DRANK
YOUR GRANDSON'S PEE?
461
00:19:52,121 --> 00:19:53,433
- YEAH.
- WHY?
462
00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:54,710
I WAS SCARED.
463
00:19:54,814 --> 00:19:56,298
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
YOU WERE SCARED?
464
00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:58,852
YEAH, SOMETIMES
YOU'RE SCARED FOR SOMETHING.
465
00:19:58,956 --> 00:20:00,440
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
466
00:20:00,544 --> 00:20:01,821
ACCIDENT OR SOMETHING,
467
00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:03,374
YOU DRINK
THE GRANDSON'S PEE,
468
00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:05,065
AND IT'S GONNA HELP YOU.
469
00:20:05,169 --> 00:20:06,895
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
470
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:09,380
WHY DOES IT HELP YOU IF
YOU DRINK YOUR GRANDSON'S PEE?
471
00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:10,933
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY,
YEAH.
472
00:20:11,037 --> 00:20:12,970
- WHO SAYS THAT?
- MY GRANDMA.
473
00:20:13,073 --> 00:20:15,490
- YOUR GRANDMA SAID--
- LONG TIME AGO, YEAH.
474
00:20:15,593 --> 00:20:17,906
YOU DRINK YOUR GRANDSON'S
PEE IF YOU GET SCARED?
475
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:21,150
NOT GRANDSON'S.
ANY LITTLE KID.
476
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,290
YOU DRINK ANY--
477
00:20:22,393 --> 00:20:23,601
NOT OVER AGE OF FIVE,
478
00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:25,707
BECAUSE BEFORE
OVER AGE OF FIVE,
479
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,812
IT'S TERRIBLE.
480
00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:30,677
- I HAVE NEVER--
- I AM SERIOUS ABOUT IT.
481
00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:31,816
BUT WHY--
482
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,162
YEAH, IF YOU'RE SCARED,
483
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,061
YOU DRINK
THE SMALL CHILD'S PEE.
484
00:20:35,164 --> 00:20:38,789
IT HELPS.
I HEARD FROM MY GRANDMA.
485
00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:41,654
YOU CAN ASK YOUR PARENTS
OR GRANDPARENTS.
486
00:20:41,757 --> 00:20:43,690
MAYBE THEY TELL YOU TOO.
487
00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:46,279
I WILL ASK, I GUESS.
488
00:20:46,383 --> 00:20:49,178
THANK YOU
FOR GIVING THIS IDEA.
489
00:21:04,746 --> 00:21:06,368
♪ NOW I'M IN
ANOTHER TIME ZONE ♪
490
00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:09,475
♪ NOW YOU'RE IN
ANOTHER SPACE ♪
491
00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:10,890
♪ I WAS UP
492
00:21:10,993 --> 00:21:13,375
♪ BABY WHAT WOULD I DO
493
00:21:13,479 --> 00:21:17,479
♪ IF YOU'D BE HERE TODAY
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