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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,271 --> 00:00:06,574 [city din] 2 00:00:26,928 --> 00:00:30,163 [mysterious music] 3 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,618 [man 1] Murder is as old as Cain and Abel. 4 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:52,754 Remember your Shakespeare? 5 00:00:53,655 --> 00:00:57,057 Who does the guilty party usually turn out to be? 6 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:59,092 [man 2] Someone close to home. 7 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,897 [man 1] Explain your title to me. 8 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,699 What The Cat Saw. 9 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:08,335 [man 2] Animals carry around terrible secrets. 10 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:12,105 That's why the killer will never see a trial. 11 00:01:12,807 --> 00:01:19,112 The one sensational witness has no scientific voice. 12 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:22,182 [man 1] And the unsensational one? 13 00:01:24,284 --> 00:01:27,154 [man 2] The unsensational what? 14 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,660 [man 1] There are two eyewitnesses to the murder. 15 00:01:33,027 --> 00:01:34,494 Inside that apartment. 16 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:38,833 [man 2] Uh, how do you figure? 17 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,869 [man 1] Your killer is in the throes of madness. 18 00:01:42,604 --> 00:01:44,839 It takes a level head to stage a crime scene. 19 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:48,610 There has to be a second person. 20 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,115 What makes you think it was staged? 21 00:01:56,751 --> 00:01:57,685 The coffee table. 22 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:01,756 There are three fresh rings left by three margarita glasses. 23 00:02:02,657 --> 00:02:04,559 [man 2] I don't mention that in my script. 24 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:07,494 [man 1] No blood spatter on the cat. 25 00:02:07,629 --> 00:02:09,129 If the cat is as close to the slaughter 26 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:10,565 as you say it is... 27 00:02:12,033 --> 00:02:13,568 It would be covered in blood. 28 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:15,803 And brain matter. 29 00:02:18,940 --> 00:02:20,775 The cat licked it off. 30 00:02:20,908 --> 00:02:22,110 That much blood? 31 00:02:22,242 --> 00:02:23,511 And guts? 32 00:02:24,679 --> 00:02:26,179 The cat would have gotten sick. 33 00:02:26,948 --> 00:02:29,117 Someone would have had to wash the cat. 34 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:31,119 And the bloody paw prints on the floor. 35 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:33,788 And the vomit. 36 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,390 [man 2] The police found no forensic. 37 00:02:36,758 --> 00:02:37,725 Anything. 38 00:02:37,925 --> 00:02:39,426 No matching shoes. 39 00:02:39,761 --> 00:02:40,795 No clothes. 40 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:45,198 That brings us back to the second person. 41 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:48,201 Sounds like a case I worked five years ago. 42 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:51,238 That ended in a question mark. 43 00:02:52,807 --> 00:02:55,610 Wouldn't it be funny if your screenplay 44 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:58,613 was directly tied to my question mark? 45 00:03:01,783 --> 00:03:05,419 This is beginning to feel like The Orient Express. 46 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:09,724 You following the butcher case? 47 00:03:11,125 --> 00:03:12,492 The bedroom butcher? 48 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,394 Of course. 49 00:03:14,729 --> 00:03:16,864 Weren't you involved with the first victim? 50 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,634 Jeffrey Hillsborough. 51 00:03:22,103 --> 00:03:24,972 For a while, but his priorities lay elsewhere. 52 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:26,974 [man 1] Where? 53 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,010 [man 2] Bath houses. 54 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:30,611 Bathroom bars. 55 00:03:30,812 --> 00:03:32,446 The steam room at the gym. 56 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:34,716 Nice guy. 57 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,284 He just couldn't keep his zipper up. 58 00:03:38,152 --> 00:03:40,988 [man 1] That explains the butcher unzipping him. 59 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:43,758 How did you meet him? 60 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:46,359 Victim number two, ironically. 61 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,228 Anderson Emmett. 62 00:03:48,863 --> 00:03:51,933 A kindly Doctor Jekyll until the bottle ran dry. 63 00:03:52,133 --> 00:03:54,367 When Mr. Hyde reared his ugly head. 64 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:56,871 Using Anderson's head as a wine cellar. 65 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:01,175 Those two other friends of yours fared a little better. 66 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:04,045 The real estate guys? 67 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:05,445 Halton and Jose. 68 00:04:07,949 --> 00:04:09,183 Nice guys. 69 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:13,353 Bitchy workaholics, but not a mean bone in their bodies. 70 00:04:13,755 --> 00:04:15,957 [man 1] That real estate sign impaling them both 71 00:04:16,157 --> 00:04:17,959 post mortem was a nice touch. 72 00:04:18,159 --> 00:04:19,594 [man 2] Jeez, Valentino. 73 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:22,295 What do you consider light reading? 74 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,165 Autopsy reports? 75 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:25,600 [laughs] 76 00:04:26,768 --> 00:04:28,903 [Valentino] And the butcher's only female victim? 77 00:04:29,237 --> 00:04:30,505 Joanna Paganini? 78 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:31,906 How did you know her? 79 00:04:32,907 --> 00:04:34,976 She was a stylist. 80 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:36,443 I met her on set. 81 00:04:37,211 --> 00:04:39,446 We hit it off and became BFFs. 82 00:04:40,148 --> 00:04:42,950 I always teased her about wanting to run barefoot 83 00:04:43,151 --> 00:04:44,351 through her hair. 84 00:04:45,219 --> 00:04:46,286 It was the best. 85 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:48,022 Butcher didn't think so. 86 00:04:48,923 --> 00:04:49,991 He removed it. 87 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,727 Scalped her. 88 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:55,196 [man 2] All these intimate details. 89 00:04:55,930 --> 00:04:58,566 Aren't you supposed to keep them under your hat? 90 00:05:00,001 --> 00:05:02,870 As an actor, you've worn some murderous hats. 91 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:07,474 Which one of those hats did you relate to the most? 92 00:05:08,543 --> 00:05:10,945 Victim or executioner? 93 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,848 If you're not careful, you'll wind up in the chamber 94 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,150 of horrors exhibited at Madame Tussaud's. 95 00:05:16,551 --> 00:05:18,085 Their true crime section. 96 00:05:19,654 --> 00:05:21,488 Your tone is more... 97 00:05:21,923 --> 00:05:25,693 Addison DeWitt than Hercule Poirot. 98 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:30,363 Monsieur Hercule Poirot would ask: 99 00:05:41,676 --> 00:05:43,343 [man 2] It's been five years. 100 00:05:44,212 --> 00:05:48,348 The criminally insane don't get weekend passes. 101 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:51,219 Or an audience with police. 102 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:53,621 [Valentino] We all have our weaknesses. 103 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:57,124 The keen observer zeroes in on those weaknesses 104 00:05:57,325 --> 00:06:00,061 and moves in for the kill. 105 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:06,734 ♪ 106 00:06:13,975 --> 00:06:15,042 Checkmate. 107 00:06:19,881 --> 00:06:22,717 To the blindsided Mr. Martinez... 108 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:26,419 the whistle-blowing Margaritas... 109 00:06:27,521 --> 00:06:28,856 And... 110 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:33,227 murder. 111 00:06:33,361 --> 00:06:36,697 ♪ 112 00:06:36,898 --> 00:06:38,833 [keyboard clacking] 113 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,488 And we are live. 114 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,758 And here she is, the star of our show. 115 00:07:03,958 --> 00:07:08,329 Madame Bella, who knows where all the bodies are buried. 116 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:13,935 Prepare to surrender to the gods of ecstasy. 117 00:07:14,335 --> 00:07:16,604 Bella Erica. 118 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:19,307 Bello Freddy. 119 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,275 [moans] 120 00:07:21,409 --> 00:07:23,144 Sit and praise. 121 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:26,380 Euphoria. 122 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:28,249 [sighs] 123 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,051 The Bedroom Butcher will retire 124 00:07:30,184 --> 00:07:33,821 in turn in his blade if he had you at his feet. 125 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,324 Bella. 126 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,592 That tickles my scary bones, sweetie. 127 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:41,629 To think that I actually was at the feet 128 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,798 of every one of his victims. 129 00:07:46,434 --> 00:07:47,768 Poor boys. 130 00:07:51,405 --> 00:07:53,841 Seven funerals in three months. 131 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,876 I don't think I could take another one of my boys 132 00:07:56,077 --> 00:07:57,778 getting slaughtered by the Butcher. 133 00:07:58,713 --> 00:08:03,117 Promoted to the FBI's top ten today. 134 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:04,952 [Erica] Relax. 135 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,187 Relax, Bella. 136 00:08:06,387 --> 00:08:09,457 He exercises restraint. 137 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:12,093 The Butcher only strikes late at night. 138 00:08:12,393 --> 00:08:13,661 And... 139 00:08:14,295 --> 00:08:15,763 This isn't a bedroom. 140 00:08:18,199 --> 00:08:19,333 My poor Freddy. 141 00:08:19,467 --> 00:08:22,570 All of them such good friends of yours, too. 142 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:23,838 Did they pin you? 143 00:08:24,038 --> 00:08:24,739 Pin? 144 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:26,307 What, tie you down? 145 00:08:27,375 --> 00:08:31,112 When you're a finalist for a role in a movie or TV show, 146 00:08:31,312 --> 00:08:33,414 you are pinned. 147 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:34,815 And... 148 00:08:35,383 --> 00:08:36,450 No. 149 00:08:36,751 --> 00:08:38,052 Oh. [giggles] 150 00:08:38,486 --> 00:08:42,089 Well, you have more than a damn pin to worry about. 151 00:08:43,224 --> 00:08:45,693 Your ass could be the butcher's next, baby. 152 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,128 [man] Or yours. 153 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:53,601 Hey. 154 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,671 You okay, handsome? 155 00:08:58,672 --> 00:08:59,707 Yeah. 156 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,942 Mani? Pedi? 157 00:09:02,076 --> 00:09:03,110 Massage. 158 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:07,615 I got some, uh, encouraging news today. 159 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:10,484 Decided to treat myself. 160 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:12,153 What's the news? 161 00:09:12,353 --> 00:09:13,320 Promotion. 162 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:15,990 Kinda prestigious. 163 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:18,426 Cool! Awesome sauce for days! 164 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:21,362 [laughs] Congratulations. 165 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:22,763 Thank you. 166 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,036 William B. Henry. 167 00:09:29,538 --> 00:09:31,305 But you can call me Billy. 168 00:09:32,541 --> 00:09:33,808 Freddy. 169 00:09:34,543 --> 00:09:36,143 Freddy Martinez. 170 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,716 Nice to meet you. 171 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:44,885 Yeah. 172 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,089 Well. 173 00:09:48,222 --> 00:09:49,290 Enjoy your pedi. 174 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:54,862 Bella kills it with feet. 175 00:10:01,102 --> 00:10:02,937 You be careful out there, sweetie. 176 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,009 Yummy. 177 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:11,245 [laughs] 178 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,116 [Freddie] Oh my God! 179 00:10:15,517 --> 00:10:16,650 To die for! 180 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,252 -[all laughing] -[Bella] Right? 181 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,321 [all giggling] 182 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:24,024 If looks were a crime, he would be ripe for execution. 183 00:10:24,225 --> 00:10:26,694 And so sweet, too, Billy. 184 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,796 And he's really smart. 185 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,865 Did you know he designs crossword puzzles 186 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,933 for the Steak and Kidney Society in London? 187 00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:35,570 Oh. A steak and kidney society? 188 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:38,739 Yeah, it's this group of aristocrats who get together 189 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,774 to concoct the perfect murder. 190 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,544 You could speak French with some of them. 191 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:43,644 Oh. Oui, oui. 192 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,112 Oui, oui! 193 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:46,380 Enchantée. 194 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:49,350 [laughing] 195 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,452 Billy is fine! 196 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,922 You should put him in your new murder mystery movie. 197 00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:00,794 If I ever get financing. 198 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:05,634 Hey, how's my Trent doing today, huh? 199 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,468 My titillating Trent? 200 00:11:07,602 --> 00:11:10,337 [upbeat music] 201 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,907 [camera clicking] 202 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:30,257 You ungrateful, plastic, tofu-eating little bitch. 203 00:11:30,391 --> 00:11:33,327 You're lucky your apartment is rent-controlled, 204 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,462 and I'm so fond of Freddy. 205 00:11:35,664 --> 00:11:37,364 You're paying for this outfit. 206 00:11:37,498 --> 00:11:38,999 Like hell I am. 207 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:41,936 You're not squeezing one cent out of me. 208 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:43,771 Oh, that's right, we can't dip 209 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,740 into your liposuction stash now, can we? 210 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,109 -You little-- -You should write a D 211 00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:52,079 for dry and estrogen across your has-been, 212 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:55,650 old lady big tits and your boutique moth-eating 213 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,484 science-fiction cooch! 214 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:04,358 And she was just rambling on about her lost loves, 215 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:10,231 and I just casually mentioned how they probably disappeared 216 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,933 under suspicious circumstances. 217 00:12:13,067 --> 00:12:16,103 Did it ever occur to you she might be lonely? 218 00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:17,371 [laughs] 219 00:12:17,505 --> 00:12:20,941 Or scared to death like the rest of the city? 220 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:24,912 Her screams could wake the dead like a banshee. 221 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,314 I don't know why she threw such a hissy fit. 222 00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:30,552 It's like no one's ever compared her vagina 223 00:12:30,685 --> 00:12:32,953 to the Bermuda Triangle? 224 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:40,494 [sighs] Something scary's hiding in her wheelhouse. 225 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,565 A geriatric masquerade. 226 00:12:43,698 --> 00:12:44,965 Forget Roswell. 227 00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:48,670 Men from Mars should be terrified of crashing 228 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:51,905 into the barren, juiceless landscape 229 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:55,442 of that fossilized vajaja. 230 00:12:55,577 --> 00:12:58,112 [laughs] 231 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,016 [voice on TV] Mr. Owen could only come 232 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,618 to this island in one way. 233 00:13:03,752 --> 00:13:06,120 It's perfectly clear. 234 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:09,990 Mr. Owen is one of us. 235 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,560 [thunder clapping] 236 00:13:12,694 --> 00:13:15,329 [tense music] 237 00:13:32,614 --> 00:13:33,682 [Erica] That's odd. 238 00:13:34,315 --> 00:13:37,384 A presiding judge calling you directly? 239 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,355 When is Brennan set for release? 240 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,390 Any day now. 241 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:48,862 Brennan probably charmed his way out. 242 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,766 I wouldn't put it past him. 243 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,768 He charmed his way in. 244 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,738 To your pants. 245 00:13:56,870 --> 00:14:00,575 I'm sorry, baby, but Trent and I warned you about Brennan. 246 00:14:01,509 --> 00:14:02,577 I know, I know. 247 00:14:02,777 --> 00:14:05,513 I was a little dick-matized at the time. 248 00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,050 But you didn't wind up in a loony bin. 249 00:14:10,618 --> 00:14:13,521 You didn't jam a fireplace poker down 250 00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:15,523 the throats of two friends. 251 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,859 [sighs] 252 00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:25,899 What ever happened to that restraining order? 253 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,968 The judge said no. 254 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,872 Brennan was a model patient 255 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:35,275 and reacted well to treatment, he claims. 256 00:14:35,476 --> 00:14:38,245 This whole story is a game of the mind. 257 00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:43,183 You should hide your script. 258 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,319 -[Freddie] What The Cat Saw? -[Erica] Yeah. 259 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,420 Why? 260 00:14:46,688 --> 00:14:49,923 [Erica] Because it reads like a dossier 261 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,392 if you're two years together. 262 00:14:51,526 --> 00:14:53,628 If Brennan gets his hands on that, 263 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:56,531 he is one crazy pill away from jamming 264 00:14:56,731 --> 00:14:59,333 a fireplace poker through your eye, too. 265 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,902 What happens when he doesn't take his meds? 266 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:06,240 At trial, I was the only person he was crazy about 267 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,510 to call him on his crazy. 268 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,448 Maybe the judge is right. 269 00:15:15,449 --> 00:15:20,688 I mean, besides, the M.O. of the Bedroom Butcher 270 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,590 is completely different 271 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,560 than those two murders that Brennan committed. 272 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,696 That, uh, got him committed. 273 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,701 Not to mention what your cat saw. 274 00:15:35,904 --> 00:15:39,574 I did, doctor, that proves less than nothing. 275 00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:48,716 God, there was a time I wanted to run 276 00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:51,786 like a naked schoolboy through his hair. 277 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,020 [sighs] 278 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:57,892 I thought Trent's fantasies were off the charts. 279 00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,894 [laughs] 280 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,063 [deep voice] Raspberry puree. 281 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:05,633 [Erica laughing] 282 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:10,204 [shudders] 283 00:16:10,738 --> 00:16:13,508 You know, Brennan did have a nice head of hair. 284 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,243 I'll give him that. 285 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,246 -Yeah. -[Erica] So does Billy. 286 00:16:20,715 --> 00:16:21,982 Yes. 287 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:25,452 You can invite him to my orgasmic. 288 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:28,489 Die with a smile on your face. 289 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,960 Killer. Serial killer. 290 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,328 Moonlight soirée. 291 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,462 Yes. 292 00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:39,834 [laughs] Oh, and the man who refuses 293 00:16:39,968 --> 00:16:41,803 to reveal his secret ingredient 294 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:46,073 in what he calls his killer margaritas is invited too. 295 00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:50,177 It's blood plasma. 296 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,779 From my victims. 297 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,983 Plasma changes colors. 298 00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:59,721 And it disappears into any margarita. 299 00:17:00,989 --> 00:17:02,389 For that added boost. 300 00:17:02,824 --> 00:17:04,191 His brain might snap. 301 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,226 Might want to be executioner. 302 00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:10,397 [laughing] 303 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:17,437 -Cheers. -Yummy. 304 00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:20,240 Blood plasma. 305 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:29,082 Oh, crap. I gotta run. 306 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:32,319 A client is suing her husband's estate. 307 00:17:32,654 --> 00:17:35,055 He dropped dead and left everything 308 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,791 to his mistress's pussy. 309 00:17:36,991 --> 00:17:38,191 Her cat? 310 00:17:38,893 --> 00:17:40,193 No. 311 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,801 Aw! 312 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:50,203 [laughing] 313 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,306 Oh, here, Raj. 314 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,341 Bye, sweetie. I love you. 315 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,343 Love you, too. 316 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,947 -[Raj] Bye, doll. -See you, Raj. 317 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,615 See you at the party. 318 00:18:00,815 --> 00:18:01,816 You will. 319 00:18:04,919 --> 00:18:06,186 I'm heading out, too. 320 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:07,855 -Get out? -Yep. 321 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,624 Be careful, handsome. 322 00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:10,725 I will. 323 00:18:10,858 --> 00:18:11,826 See you Saturday. 324 00:18:12,026 --> 00:18:13,226 Bye. 325 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,095 Love you. 326 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,496 [Freddy] Love you, too. 327 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,109 [Valentino laughing] 328 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,145 You're not getting cold feet, are you? 329 00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:36,551 [mysterious music] 330 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,287 [unlocking door] 331 00:18:46,928 --> 00:18:48,261 Come on in. 332 00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:54,535 Welcome to my palace. 333 00:19:00,775 --> 00:19:02,744 I'll show you the rest of the house later. 334 00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:09,584 ♪ 335 00:19:20,595 --> 00:19:22,262 Where are you from? 336 00:19:26,934 --> 00:19:29,537 [whimsical flute music] 337 00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:35,510 I'm gonna show you where the magic happens. 338 00:19:35,643 --> 00:19:36,711 Hm? 339 00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,579 Come on. 340 00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:44,317 Don't be afraid. 341 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,624 [sighs] 342 00:19:50,992 --> 00:19:52,259 What do you think? 343 00:19:55,897 --> 00:19:57,297 [laughs] 344 00:19:58,265 --> 00:19:59,734 You're gonna make me wait, huh? 345 00:20:00,668 --> 00:20:02,103 [woman] Miss Brandt. 346 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,671 Miss Brandt! 347 00:20:04,972 --> 00:20:06,473 [man] It's no use, Miss Clayborne. 348 00:20:06,607 --> 00:20:07,775 She'll not answer. 349 00:20:07,975 --> 00:20:13,648 ♪ 350 00:20:19,587 --> 00:20:21,189 It's perfectly true. 351 00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:25,093 He was an innocent man on trial for his life. 352 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:26,994 I had nothing against him. 353 00:20:27,128 --> 00:20:31,833 I wanted to ruin the reputation of his defending counsel 354 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,001 who lost the case 355 00:20:34,202 --> 00:20:36,336 while his client... 356 00:20:37,972 --> 00:20:39,306 lost his life. 357 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,213 [upbeat music] 358 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,648 [cheering] 359 00:20:50,752 --> 00:20:51,819 Hey. 360 00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:55,022 -Take your pic. -[giggles]. 361 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,325 Cheers. 362 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:01,261 There's definitely some heat there. 363 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:06,366 Mm. 364 00:21:06,868 --> 00:21:09,837 Maybe Billy is mister-- [coughs] 365 00:21:09,971 --> 00:21:10,938 Ugh. 366 00:21:11,072 --> 00:21:12,339 -Mr. Who? -Right. 367 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:13,741 Mr. Right. 368 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,179 I don't know. 369 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,515 Would you trust him if you met him in a dark alley? 370 00:21:20,648 --> 00:21:23,350 Those brooding features. 371 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:27,688 His piercing eyes and perfect cheekbones. 372 00:21:27,922 --> 00:21:30,423 Scary thick lips and prominent chin. 373 00:21:30,558 --> 00:21:32,827 His face is almost as symmetrical as mine. 374 00:21:33,027 --> 00:21:34,562 [scoffs] 375 00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:39,000 No, there's something off about Billy. 376 00:21:47,842 --> 00:21:50,011 You really should get a safe. 377 00:21:50,578 --> 00:21:52,680 Having that much money lying around could... 378 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:55,616 really come to bite you in the ass someday. 379 00:21:56,684 --> 00:21:58,986 Nothing wrong with living life on the edge. 380 00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,156 Yeah, I get a few margaritas in you 381 00:22:02,290 --> 00:22:04,357 and it's a serrated edge. 382 00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:08,296 You really should learn to sequester 383 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,698 your wagging tongue. 384 00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:12,967 Senora Loose Lips. 385 00:22:14,068 --> 00:22:17,672 [moans] 386 00:22:17,805 --> 00:22:20,775 You know, Freddy told me that Brennan's getting out soon. 387 00:22:21,108 --> 00:22:22,076 Yeah, he told me too. 388 00:22:22,276 --> 00:22:23,343 Any day now. 389 00:22:23,744 --> 00:22:26,280 Well, I told him that he should hide his script. 390 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:27,915 If Brennan gets a hold of it, he'll-- 391 00:22:28,049 --> 00:22:32,186 Slam a fireplace poker through Freddy's eye? 392 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,388 You could justify killing someone. 393 00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:37,592 Especially if they deserved it. 394 00:22:39,093 --> 00:22:41,729 [dramatic music] 395 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,135 That's what he said. 396 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:51,706 Who? 397 00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:56,644 This detective I'm seeing. 398 00:22:58,045 --> 00:23:01,381 What is it with you and detectives? 399 00:23:01,649 --> 00:23:04,484 Can't your junk meet its quota with like a... 400 00:23:04,619 --> 00:23:07,622 a plumber? Or a priest? 401 00:23:08,089 --> 00:23:11,893 Ugh. My junk loves the challenge. 402 00:23:12,093 --> 00:23:16,898 My junk gets high on the masquerade. 403 00:23:17,031 --> 00:23:21,135 Hm. In court, we call that junk science. 404 00:23:21,269 --> 00:23:22,603 [giggles] 405 00:23:24,805 --> 00:23:25,873 Oh. 406 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:29,377 First Detective Valentino DeVore. 407 00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:31,779 May he rest in peace. 408 00:23:33,247 --> 00:23:34,715 Damn, he was a beautiful man. 409 00:23:36,784 --> 00:23:40,221 Wasn't he Freddy's go-to technical advisor 410 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:42,256 whenever he played cops? 411 00:23:42,757 --> 00:23:45,927 'Twas beauty killed the beauty. 412 00:23:47,962 --> 00:23:52,867 A pretty face really was Valentino's weakness. 413 00:23:56,003 --> 00:23:59,573 You're lucky your DNA isn't in the police database. 414 00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:03,811 Although maybe that's why you boink detectives. 415 00:24:04,412 --> 00:24:05,513 Find out what they know. 416 00:24:06,147 --> 00:24:10,885 I don't look anything like that police sketch. 417 00:24:11,519 --> 00:24:14,188 Or any police sketch. 418 00:24:14,555 --> 00:24:15,856 Digital composite. 419 00:24:16,223 --> 00:24:21,028 And why are you going so Sherlock Holmes-y all on Billy? 420 00:24:21,395 --> 00:24:26,300 He seems like a really nice guy who genuinely cares for Freddy. 421 00:24:27,034 --> 00:24:30,438 Your trust issues are almost as bad as Freddy's. 422 00:24:30,838 --> 00:24:33,174 I mean, his are justified. 423 00:24:33,741 --> 00:24:36,344 Yours are just born out of suspicion. 424 00:24:36,711 --> 00:24:37,812 Paranoia. 425 00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:42,116 Suspicion and paranoia are fabulous motivators. 426 00:24:42,616 --> 00:24:45,653 As an attorney, you know that. 427 00:24:46,988 --> 00:24:52,059 And no, I can't put my finger on it, 428 00:24:52,193 --> 00:24:53,427 but I am telling you. 429 00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:57,331 There's a second person lurking inside Billy. 430 00:24:58,132 --> 00:25:02,636 So if I want to go all Sherlock Holmes on his ass, 431 00:25:02,770 --> 00:25:04,005 then I will. 432 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,542 Well just make sure he doesn't go all Sherlock Holmes 433 00:25:08,676 --> 00:25:10,177 on your ass. 434 00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:14,248 Keep those bodies buried. 435 00:25:15,950 --> 00:25:21,722 ♪ 436 00:25:24,058 --> 00:25:27,094 [Freddy] So, how does an American get a job writing 437 00:25:27,461 --> 00:25:31,799 crossword puzzles for a murder mystery club in London? 438 00:25:53,154 --> 00:25:56,924 And once you orchestrate three perfect murders, 439 00:25:57,792 --> 00:25:59,126 you become a knight. 440 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,796 But it only counts if your victims 441 00:26:01,929 --> 00:26:05,166 are detectives or judges. 442 00:26:27,822 --> 00:26:30,191 [tense music] 443 00:26:44,705 --> 00:26:51,712 ♪ 444 00:27:15,202 --> 00:27:16,270 Shit. 445 00:27:27,381 --> 00:27:33,420 ♪ 446 00:28:26,407 --> 00:28:32,346 ♪ 447 00:28:45,459 --> 00:28:47,928 [screaming] 448 00:29:07,047 --> 00:29:09,383 [Freddy breathing heavily] 449 00:29:10,518 --> 00:29:14,488 Federico Santiago Mago Martinez. 450 00:29:15,222 --> 00:29:18,959 Boris Strange, Special Crimes Division. 451 00:29:22,496 --> 00:29:24,365 Have we met? 452 00:29:24,498 --> 00:29:26,267 Now listen closely. 453 00:29:26,635 --> 00:29:28,202 As you are no doubt aware, 454 00:29:28,335 --> 00:29:31,205 we have a serial killer on the loose. 455 00:29:31,338 --> 00:29:34,308 The Bedroom Butcher the papers dubbed him. 456 00:29:35,843 --> 00:29:37,746 I gave my statement to the police. 457 00:29:37,945 --> 00:29:39,913 I know, I read it. 458 00:29:40,114 --> 00:29:42,684 We have a suspect pool. 459 00:29:42,950 --> 00:29:46,320 It is someone in your circle of friends. 460 00:29:46,521 --> 00:29:48,088 We just don't know who. 461 00:29:49,323 --> 00:29:51,125 What does that have to do with me? 462 00:29:51,258 --> 00:29:54,895 You mean aside from the fact that all the victims 463 00:29:55,095 --> 00:29:56,731 have been your friends. 464 00:29:57,464 --> 00:30:00,968 Doesn't that telegraph something rather alarming 465 00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:04,706 to you Federico Santiago? 466 00:30:04,838 --> 00:30:08,777 You are in an ideal position. 467 00:30:09,544 --> 00:30:12,980 The suspect is someone in your circle. 468 00:30:13,180 --> 00:30:15,149 Since they already trust you. 469 00:30:15,282 --> 00:30:18,886 You are the perfect candidate to bring them 470 00:30:19,019 --> 00:30:22,056 into your confidence about the murders. 471 00:30:22,923 --> 00:30:28,829 If you succeed, your reward will be one thousand of these. 472 00:30:32,032 --> 00:30:35,969 That's in addition to the FBI's reward. 473 00:30:37,237 --> 00:30:39,973 Imagine having a place of your own. 474 00:30:40,374 --> 00:30:41,842 Plenty of privacy for you 475 00:30:41,975 --> 00:30:45,747 and your weird margarita worshipping friends. 476 00:30:45,946 --> 00:30:47,414 And you can finally finance 477 00:30:47,615 --> 00:30:50,585 that murder mystery script you wrote. 478 00:30:51,018 --> 00:30:52,152 What is the title? 479 00:30:52,353 --> 00:30:54,622 Who the Pussy Licked. 480 00:30:54,823 --> 00:30:56,090 What the Cat Saw. 481 00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,494 How do you know about that? 482 00:31:02,096 --> 00:31:04,632 Here's a surveillance kit. 483 00:31:05,734 --> 00:31:06,934 Start using it. 484 00:31:07,067 --> 00:31:09,370 Everything will be recorded. 485 00:31:11,205 --> 00:31:13,742 I'm not a monster hunter. 486 00:31:14,208 --> 00:31:18,546 Give me one good reason why I should risk my life. 487 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,913 I'll give you three. 488 00:31:20,314 --> 00:31:22,950 To prevent further murders. 489 00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:26,688 And to bring justice to the victims. 490 00:31:27,054 --> 00:31:28,857 Is that so complicated? 491 00:31:28,989 --> 00:31:30,592 And the third reason? 492 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:40,968 What about DNA? 493 00:31:41,168 --> 00:31:43,838 -The crime scenes. -No DNA. 494 00:31:44,405 --> 00:31:47,441 No prints. It's a very cunning killer. 495 00:31:47,809 --> 00:31:49,977 The butcher also knows the law. 496 00:31:50,110 --> 00:31:51,378 Can't you do one of those 497 00:31:51,579 --> 00:31:55,683 psychological profiles the FBI does? 498 00:31:56,150 --> 00:31:58,185 Do you know who he is? 499 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,388 A guy I started seeing. 500 00:32:02,189 --> 00:32:03,457 A nice guy. 501 00:32:04,793 --> 00:32:06,126 You think it's him? 502 00:32:08,061 --> 00:32:11,098 That would put you in bed with a murderer. 503 00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:16,003 It's best if we keep you in the dark. 504 00:32:16,403 --> 00:32:20,474 Otherwise you might arouse the killer's suspicion. 505 00:32:20,608 --> 00:32:22,577 And blow your cover. 506 00:32:24,779 --> 00:32:28,182 You want me to go all cloak and dagger on someone I love? 507 00:32:28,716 --> 00:32:31,886 Maybe even send them to prison for the rest of their lives? 508 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,388 And I don't get to know who it is? 509 00:32:34,856 --> 00:32:37,725 [Boris] Leave that to the professionals. 510 00:32:38,358 --> 00:32:42,697 So the butcher can get their emolument. 511 00:32:43,898 --> 00:32:46,568 Emolument? 512 00:32:46,701 --> 00:32:49,904 [Boris] It's a good word, isn't it? 513 00:32:50,037 --> 00:32:52,540 It means just desserts. 514 00:32:53,407 --> 00:32:55,643 Agatha Christie used it. 515 00:32:57,545 --> 00:32:59,379 So have we? 516 00:32:59,514 --> 00:33:00,615 Met before? 517 00:33:02,517 --> 00:33:05,720 Your voice is so familiar. 518 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:12,694 ♪ 519 00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:26,674 [train horn blowing] 520 00:33:37,384 --> 00:33:41,088 [mysterious music] 521 00:34:10,885 --> 00:34:12,352 Hi, Freddy. 522 00:34:13,655 --> 00:34:14,722 Brennan. 523 00:34:16,056 --> 00:34:17,491 How did you get in? 524 00:34:18,292 --> 00:34:20,093 Your back door. 525 00:34:20,227 --> 00:34:21,495 It was unlocked. 526 00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:26,734 You're surprised? 527 00:34:26,935 --> 00:34:29,102 No. 528 00:34:29,236 --> 00:34:31,238 I knew you were being discharged. 529 00:34:34,174 --> 00:34:39,647 You are hereby judge restored to sanity and order released. 530 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:43,350 And here I am. 531 00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:47,154 And why here? 532 00:34:49,122 --> 00:34:50,825 To let you know that I'm okay. 533 00:34:51,893 --> 00:34:53,160 That I'm better. 534 00:34:53,928 --> 00:34:55,029 Much better. 535 00:34:55,597 --> 00:34:57,331 Since when do you wear glasses? 536 00:34:58,165 --> 00:35:01,234 Um, since hitting my mid-thirties. 537 00:35:01,569 --> 00:35:04,639 Not everything works as well as it used to. 538 00:35:04,772 --> 00:35:05,740 Oh. 539 00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:09,409 But the important things do, I'm sure. 540 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,515 [giggles awkwardly] 541 00:35:19,186 --> 00:35:20,555 What are you doing for work? 542 00:35:21,522 --> 00:35:22,890 Hm. Hm. 543 00:35:25,593 --> 00:35:27,194 Massage. 544 00:35:42,010 --> 00:35:45,445 This is what killing your friends gets you. 545 00:35:46,514 --> 00:35:50,118 Multiple medications, weekly visits with 546 00:35:50,317 --> 00:35:53,387 a counselor, and monthly drug tests. 547 00:35:53,955 --> 00:35:56,557 All on the watchful eye of the court. 548 00:36:01,361 --> 00:36:04,231 Last time I saw you was in court. 549 00:36:15,375 --> 00:36:16,778 You didn't look at me. 550 00:36:20,948 --> 00:36:23,183 It was just too painful. 551 00:36:54,549 --> 00:36:55,850 [quietly] Well... 552 00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:01,421 It was nice seeing you. 553 00:37:09,362 --> 00:37:10,798 You look gorgeous. 554 00:37:52,974 --> 00:37:54,175 How about a massage? 555 00:37:54,374 --> 00:37:56,611 [mysterious music] 556 00:37:58,646 --> 00:38:00,648 For old time's sake. 557 00:38:06,521 --> 00:38:08,956 A real massage. 558 00:38:09,957 --> 00:38:13,027 -Really? -Yeah. 559 00:38:17,364 --> 00:38:20,067 I used to love massages. 560 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:41,589 ♪ 561 00:39:17,258 --> 00:39:19,026 "What The Cat Saw." 562 00:39:19,227 --> 00:39:20,595 You wrote a script. 563 00:39:27,335 --> 00:39:29,070 I'm still working on it. 564 00:39:31,772 --> 00:39:32,907 Hmm. 565 00:39:43,918 --> 00:39:45,052 [quietly] Turn. 566 00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:00,568 So? 567 00:40:04,205 --> 00:40:05,973 What did the cat see? 568 00:40:15,783 --> 00:40:17,752 He witnesses a murder. 569 00:40:34,902 --> 00:40:37,905 You never visited me at the cage of crazy ladies. 570 00:40:41,842 --> 00:40:43,511 It was a rocky breakup. 571 00:40:44,178 --> 00:40:47,114 -And you were acting really... -Crazy? 572 00:40:47,315 --> 00:40:48,950 I never said that word. 573 00:40:49,650 --> 00:40:51,819 Not even on the witness stand. 574 00:40:59,727 --> 00:41:01,696 I never stopped thinking about you. 575 00:41:15,543 --> 00:41:18,579 That was part of the problem. 576 00:41:18,713 --> 00:41:21,916 The phone calls, text messages, 577 00:41:23,417 --> 00:41:27,855 breaking into my place and waiting on my bed, naked. 578 00:41:29,357 --> 00:41:30,891 It was too much. 579 00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:34,996 You were smothering me. 580 00:41:48,442 --> 00:41:51,245 The meds that I'm on are... 581 00:41:52,513 --> 00:41:55,950 Pretty... powerful. 582 00:41:56,150 --> 00:41:57,651 [giggling] 583 00:41:58,786 --> 00:42:01,689 They keep things from... 584 00:42:01,889 --> 00:42:04,992 Unfastening. 585 00:42:06,193 --> 00:42:10,498 [laughing] 586 00:42:10,631 --> 00:42:15,036 -Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. -[both laughing] 587 00:42:15,236 --> 00:42:18,539 Hey-- [laughing] 588 00:42:18,672 --> 00:42:21,809 -Hey. -[both laughing] 589 00:42:21,942 --> 00:42:23,210 Come on, [indistinct]. 590 00:42:24,078 --> 00:42:25,813 Hey. Hey. 591 00:42:26,013 --> 00:42:27,314 Hey. 592 00:42:28,049 --> 00:42:29,784 I was already tried and sentenced. 593 00:42:29,917 --> 00:42:32,153 And now you're trying to execute me. 594 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,455 [Freddy] Huh? 595 00:42:34,955 --> 00:42:36,957 Three years together and you forgot. 596 00:42:39,393 --> 00:42:41,262 My heart condition. 597 00:42:42,396 --> 00:42:43,697 Hmm. 598 00:42:44,932 --> 00:42:47,168 Agatha Christie would have loved it. 599 00:42:48,135 --> 00:42:49,270 What? 600 00:42:51,506 --> 00:42:53,007 The perfect murder. 601 00:42:54,241 --> 00:42:55,810 [door unlocking] 602 00:43:03,784 --> 00:43:05,753 [distant dog barking] 603 00:43:29,009 --> 00:43:32,179 [indistinct, overlapping whispers] 604 00:43:35,616 --> 00:43:37,284 [sharp, high-pithced note] 605 00:43:37,485 --> 00:43:39,720 [suspenseful music] 606 00:43:40,754 --> 00:43:43,357 [thunder rolling] 607 00:43:43,491 --> 00:43:44,925 [thudding] 608 00:43:51,765 --> 00:43:53,234 [gasping for air] 609 00:43:55,202 --> 00:43:57,371 What is it? What do you want to show me? 610 00:43:59,974 --> 00:44:02,977 "Spend the night in a room where the Bedroom 611 00:44:03,110 --> 00:44:05,547 -Butcher filleted his victims?" -Yeah. 612 00:44:06,013 --> 00:44:07,582 We've applied for the license and permit 613 00:44:07,781 --> 00:44:09,150 to open the bed and breakfast. 614 00:44:09,518 --> 00:44:12,253 It's the most notorious of the butcher's crime scenes. 615 00:44:12,621 --> 00:44:14,188 And it has a pool. 616 00:44:14,321 --> 00:44:17,391 How did they approve such a cockamamie business? 617 00:44:17,526 --> 00:44:19,260 The license permit guys. 618 00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:20,828 I slept with them. 619 00:44:21,028 --> 00:44:23,230 Have you no moral compass [indistinct]? 620 00:44:23,430 --> 00:44:25,399 Ah, compass, schmompus. 621 00:44:33,874 --> 00:44:38,345 Okay, Ellery Queen. Who done it? 622 00:44:38,547 --> 00:44:40,748 Who's the Bedroom Butcher? 623 00:44:40,881 --> 00:44:42,850 [intriguing music] 624 00:44:42,983 --> 00:44:45,953 Someone who understands crime scenes. 625 00:44:46,487 --> 00:44:48,255 And police protocol. 626 00:44:49,823 --> 00:44:52,092 An actor who's grilled detectives. 627 00:44:53,961 --> 00:44:56,297 Or a model who boinks detectives. 628 00:44:57,164 --> 00:45:00,669 Or a bartender who extracts information from 629 00:45:00,801 --> 00:45:02,770 detectives via his margaritas and 630 00:45:02,970 --> 00:45:05,472 their secretly seductive ingredient. 631 00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:09,276 Or a sassy esquire who dates convicts. 632 00:45:12,146 --> 00:45:17,084 Or a former detective with a bitter axe to grind. 633 00:45:18,687 --> 00:45:21,355 [chuckling] Ooh. 634 00:45:21,956 --> 00:45:24,358 Oh, that axe is bitter, all right. 635 00:45:24,491 --> 00:45:26,794 Stealing evidence from crime scenes and 636 00:45:26,927 --> 00:45:28,896 selling it to the highest bidder? 637 00:45:29,096 --> 00:45:31,131 Until his superiors found out? 638 00:45:31,332 --> 00:45:36,270 So he turned his bitterness into a fruitful bottom line. 639 00:45:37,706 --> 00:45:39,373 [indistinct] pretty boy. 640 00:45:39,740 --> 00:45:40,908 You wish. 641 00:45:41,408 --> 00:45:43,477 [Steve] That's right, start driving. 642 00:45:44,178 --> 00:45:45,647 [Freddy] All right, whatever. 643 00:45:46,313 --> 00:45:48,148 You just call me pretty boy. 644 00:45:48,617 --> 00:45:52,753 Oh my God, this street is as long as my dick. 645 00:45:53,655 --> 00:45:56,890 -[Steve] Not as wide, though. -Shut up. 646 00:46:00,695 --> 00:46:03,464 [distant chuckling] 647 00:46:06,934 --> 00:46:09,169 [woman exclaiming, chuckling] 648 00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:15,809 [laughing] 649 00:46:17,911 --> 00:46:19,748 [Freddy] [indistinct] cake? No. 650 00:46:19,947 --> 00:46:21,982 And who is this? 651 00:46:22,617 --> 00:46:25,019 A tenant who didn't pay his rent on time? 652 00:46:25,219 --> 00:46:28,289 Or your last escort who took one look at 653 00:46:28,422 --> 00:46:31,925 you and ran into the night screaming? 654 00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:35,863 [intriguing music] 655 00:46:41,402 --> 00:46:42,870 May I help you? 656 00:46:43,070 --> 00:46:46,840 What are those? On your face? 657 00:46:47,274 --> 00:46:50,377 [snickering] Is that any of your business? 658 00:46:50,512 --> 00:46:51,979 Maybe not. 659 00:46:52,179 --> 00:46:56,216 It does, however, give me pause. 660 00:46:56,350 --> 00:46:57,818 Paws? 661 00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:06,628 Like on a cat? 662 00:47:07,562 --> 00:47:12,567 No dear, pause. P-A-U-- Never mind. 663 00:47:12,701 --> 00:47:14,301 Why? 664 00:47:15,035 --> 00:47:17,037 What do you think these are? 665 00:47:17,237 --> 00:47:22,343 Your latest STD clawing its way out? 666 00:47:30,384 --> 00:47:33,087 You didn't have those yesterday. 667 00:47:34,823 --> 00:47:36,890 My friend has a cat. 668 00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:40,194 And I just... 669 00:47:40,928 --> 00:47:44,198 blew a raspberry into his tummy and he... 670 00:47:45,399 --> 00:47:46,634 freaked out. 671 00:47:48,035 --> 00:47:53,907 ♪ 672 00:47:55,175 --> 00:47:59,514 And when you say cat... 673 00:48:01,382 --> 00:48:06,220 Is that code for... trick? 674 00:48:10,558 --> 00:48:13,762 And I did have my own catering business, Freddy, 675 00:48:13,961 --> 00:48:16,263 for 20 years back east. 676 00:48:16,765 --> 00:48:19,900 Oh, did the terms of your parole require you to 677 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:22,804 relocate to the west coast? 678 00:48:23,437 --> 00:48:25,540 Why are you being such a bitch? 679 00:48:25,673 --> 00:48:26,940 No. 680 00:48:27,341 --> 00:48:30,110 It was a crazy successful business. 681 00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:32,747 I sold it for a small fortune. 682 00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:37,084 That's how I bought this building and the six others. 683 00:48:37,519 --> 00:48:43,223 There was even a local musical written about my company. 684 00:48:43,357 --> 00:48:46,927 -[Freddy] Hmm! -Oh, and what was that called? 685 00:48:47,261 --> 00:48:49,731 "Constipation Cabaret?" 686 00:48:50,130 --> 00:48:52,366 "Salmonella, the Musical?" 687 00:48:52,834 --> 00:48:54,803 "The Flatulence Follies?" 688 00:48:55,002 --> 00:48:57,037 "Disco Diarrhea?" 689 00:48:57,171 --> 00:48:59,808 Or-- Or was it "The Phantom of the... 690 00:49:00,007 --> 00:49:04,244 [gagging] ...Opera?" 691 00:49:06,781 --> 00:49:10,552 Seven high-end buildings from a catering sale? 692 00:49:14,121 --> 00:49:15,523 No. 693 00:49:15,723 --> 00:49:19,727 You stuck your sister in an asylum where she croaked. 694 00:49:20,227 --> 00:49:22,564 And you inherited her millions. 695 00:49:28,268 --> 00:49:29,871 How did you know? 696 00:49:30,404 --> 00:49:34,341 [snickering] A detective I dated. 697 00:49:34,475 --> 00:49:36,210 Valentino. 698 00:49:37,144 --> 00:49:39,681 I had him do some digging into your past 699 00:49:39,881 --> 00:49:42,216 before the butcher got him. 700 00:49:45,452 --> 00:49:47,087 Maybe... 701 00:49:47,889 --> 00:49:52,459 Maybe you're the one who buried that claw trowel in him. 702 00:49:52,594 --> 00:49:55,095 -[grunting] -[Trent grunting] 703 00:49:56,497 --> 00:49:58,900 [laughing] 704 00:49:59,567 --> 00:50:01,468 [Trent exclaiming in disbelief] 705 00:50:01,936 --> 00:50:05,005 [screaming] 706 00:50:05,740 --> 00:50:07,876 [grunting] 707 00:50:08,008 --> 00:50:09,109 Hello? 708 00:50:09,243 --> 00:50:11,078 It's my agent! 709 00:50:11,211 --> 00:50:12,947 Yes. Yes! 710 00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,148 I-- I think she wants to sign me! 711 00:50:15,583 --> 00:50:17,552 -Yeah. Yes! -[metal clinking] 712 00:50:27,862 --> 00:50:30,230 [bubbling] 713 00:50:41,009 --> 00:50:42,777 [fizzing] 714 00:50:52,787 --> 00:50:56,591 [slurping] 715 00:50:57,291 --> 00:50:59,226 [loudly exhales] 716 00:51:04,064 --> 00:51:06,901 And? Do you follow up? 717 00:51:07,035 --> 00:51:09,369 I used to. All the time. 718 00:51:12,807 --> 00:51:13,875 But I stopped. 719 00:51:14,074 --> 00:51:15,208 Why? 720 00:51:15,409 --> 00:51:16,744 Because I shit a lot of agents and 721 00:51:16,878 --> 00:51:19,681 their assistants shoot me new assholes. 722 00:51:22,016 --> 00:51:24,686 Do you really think we're going to take the time to look 723 00:51:24,886 --> 00:51:28,355 through thousands of unsolicited headshots just to 724 00:51:28,488 --> 00:51:31,726 tell an Antonio Banderas wannabe who's probably going to 725 00:51:31,926 --> 00:51:36,664 give up after a year and go back to whatever-town, USA? 726 00:51:37,297 --> 00:51:42,169 "Yes, dear. We received your photo. Bye-bye." 727 00:51:42,971 --> 00:51:45,105 -Click. -Well! 728 00:51:45,238 --> 00:51:47,107 With that many rear entrances available 729 00:51:47,240 --> 00:51:50,645 into the let-me-screw-you -for-a-break-in-this-industry, 730 00:51:50,845 --> 00:51:53,246 I'm sure you're well lubricated with offers. 731 00:51:53,380 --> 00:51:55,115 I want to get pinned. 732 00:51:55,315 --> 00:51:56,551 But not from behind. 733 00:51:56,751 --> 00:51:58,820 -Not like that. -Why not? 734 00:51:58,953 --> 00:52:01,455 I can park your brown ass on at least a dozen 735 00:52:01,589 --> 00:52:05,392 casting couches this month alone. 736 00:52:05,526 --> 00:52:08,328 What's going on with that murder script you told 737 00:52:08,462 --> 00:52:10,263 me about on the phone? 738 00:52:10,397 --> 00:52:12,232 Uh, what was its name? 739 00:52:12,366 --> 00:52:14,301 "What My Pussy Sniffed?" 740 00:52:14,434 --> 00:52:17,337 "What The Cat Saw." I'm still working on it. 741 00:52:17,471 --> 00:52:18,906 I might have the money soon. 742 00:52:21,042 --> 00:52:22,275 Yeah, right. 743 00:52:22,644 --> 00:52:25,479 Give me three words that best describe you. 744 00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,982 Something I can give to producers. 745 00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:29,216 Hardworking. 746 00:52:29,349 --> 00:52:31,953 -Hypocritical. -Professional. 747 00:52:32,152 --> 00:52:34,756 -Pompous. -Experienced. 748 00:52:34,956 --> 00:52:37,491 Slut. 749 00:52:37,625 --> 00:52:40,828 Just when do you expect to bust your wad? 750 00:52:41,029 --> 00:52:43,097 -What? -Do you have a blue checkmark 751 00:52:43,230 --> 00:52:45,465 -on your social media pages? -No. 752 00:52:45,667 --> 00:52:48,301 Dirty comments on your reel views? 753 00:52:48,435 --> 00:52:51,271 -No. -A profile on Cameo? 754 00:52:51,405 --> 00:52:53,173 -No. -Raya? 755 00:52:53,373 --> 00:52:55,175 -No. -Wikifeet? 756 00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:56,778 No. 757 00:52:57,210 --> 00:52:58,412 All right. 758 00:52:58,546 --> 00:53:00,715 Let's see what stuff you're made of. 759 00:53:01,248 --> 00:53:04,686 Unless, of course, the Bedroom Butcher gets you first. 760 00:53:04,886 --> 00:53:07,755 -[upbeat intriguing music -[evil laugh] 761 00:53:14,829 --> 00:53:15,963 Ready Freddy? 762 00:53:16,164 --> 00:53:17,699 [evil laugh] 763 00:53:24,404 --> 00:53:27,407 [music and evil laugh fade away] 764 00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,911 [Billy] Two years. 765 00:53:30,377 --> 00:53:31,979 Why'd you stay with them? 766 00:53:36,918 --> 00:53:41,956 Was he blackmailing you? 767 00:53:42,090 --> 00:53:47,427 "Leave me and, uh, I'll spill the beans about the murderer." 768 00:53:47,562 --> 00:53:49,362 What the cat saw. 769 00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:01,308 [Freddy] What's this? 770 00:54:10,383 --> 00:54:12,520 [Billy] The Steak and Kidney Society. 771 00:54:15,422 --> 00:54:16,958 Three tally marks. 772 00:54:22,964 --> 00:54:24,464 Just an implant. 773 00:54:26,366 --> 00:54:28,002 Or... 774 00:54:30,638 --> 00:54:35,308 Does each tally mark represent something? 775 00:54:35,442 --> 00:54:36,778 Like what? 776 00:54:39,312 --> 00:54:40,882 A murder. 777 00:54:42,784 --> 00:54:48,022 Which means new cards will have to be printed after each murder. 778 00:54:48,890 --> 00:54:54,162 Like you said, a record of a killer's skills. 779 00:54:54,294 --> 00:54:56,329 Hiding in plain sight. 780 00:55:01,569 --> 00:55:04,337 Now who's going on Miss Marple? 781 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:07,474 [chuckling] Oh, God. Stop. 782 00:55:07,608 --> 00:55:09,043 -Stop. Stop. -Ah! 783 00:55:09,243 --> 00:55:11,045 Stop. Stop. 784 00:55:11,179 --> 00:55:13,281 [upbeat intriguing music] 785 00:55:13,413 --> 00:55:16,316 [both chuckling] 786 00:55:19,053 --> 00:55:21,454 ♪ Full moon ♪ 787 00:55:22,056 --> 00:55:26,994 ♪ Brings out the monster in you ♪ 788 00:55:27,195 --> 00:55:29,329 [indistinct chatter] 789 00:55:29,530 --> 00:55:32,166 ♪ A strange tune ♪ 790 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:37,972 ♪ Seems to be playing for you ♪ 791 00:55:41,209 --> 00:55:45,213 ♪ Could you be someone's invention? ♪ 792 00:55:45,345 --> 00:55:47,048 And we are live. 793 00:55:47,248 --> 00:55:50,952 Erika's orgasmic, die-with -a-smile-on-your-face killer. 794 00:55:51,152 --> 00:55:55,990 Serial Killer Moonlight Soiree in the Hills! 795 00:55:56,123 --> 00:55:58,960 -[rock music] -[crowd cheering] 796 00:56:04,298 --> 00:56:05,867 [indistinct] Huh? 797 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,069 Is that what you're saying? [indistinct] 798 00:56:08,269 --> 00:56:10,470 Uh-huh! Woo! 799 00:56:10,605 --> 00:56:12,940 [crowd cheering, laughing] 800 00:56:13,074 --> 00:56:18,112 ♪ 801 00:56:19,313 --> 00:56:22,817 I am so excited to be here. 802 00:56:22,950 --> 00:56:25,019 I cannot wait to murder this party. 803 00:56:25,152 --> 00:56:26,654 It's going to be killer. 804 00:56:26,854 --> 00:56:29,757 [chuckling] Oh, did you remember your glasses? 805 00:56:29,957 --> 00:56:31,158 I did. 806 00:56:31,359 --> 00:56:33,995 Because now you look like Dora if you don't wear them. 807 00:56:34,595 --> 00:56:37,565 Say hello to Andrew Cunanan. 808 00:56:37,765 --> 00:56:38,933 -[clapping] -Yes. 809 00:56:39,066 --> 00:56:41,168 -Let's go. -[distant electronic music] 810 00:56:41,302 --> 00:56:43,704 Sucks for a Valentino, but yes. 811 00:56:43,905 --> 00:56:45,640 People's morbid sense of curiosity is going to 812 00:56:45,773 --> 00:56:47,875 make us a bundle, Rog. 813 00:56:51,379 --> 00:56:54,715 Don't you think it's in poor taste, Stevie boy? 814 00:56:54,916 --> 00:56:58,019 You and your hubby buying a murder house and 815 00:56:58,152 --> 00:57:01,454 then selling tickets to sick looky-loos? 816 00:57:03,691 --> 00:57:05,960 And you've never spent a night in a murder house? 817 00:57:06,093 --> 00:57:09,597 With your love of Agatha Christie, huh? 818 00:57:09,797 --> 00:57:11,098 [chuckling] 819 00:57:16,203 --> 00:57:17,571 We used to. 820 00:57:20,675 --> 00:57:22,176 Every Halloween. 821 00:57:24,444 --> 00:57:26,981 My late boyfriend and I. 822 00:57:35,556 --> 00:57:37,725 He was the Agatha Christie fan. 823 00:57:42,630 --> 00:57:43,898 [smooching] 824 00:57:52,006 --> 00:57:53,641 [sighs] 825 00:57:57,545 --> 00:57:58,913 Where'd you get these? 826 00:57:59,046 --> 00:58:02,616 It looks like you took these with your phone. 827 00:58:03,551 --> 00:58:05,052 The police photographer. 828 00:58:08,289 --> 00:58:09,357 I slept with him. 829 00:58:09,489 --> 00:58:11,258 [both laughing] 830 00:58:13,493 --> 00:58:15,830 Of course you did. 831 00:58:15,963 --> 00:58:17,898 Again, who are you supposed to be? 832 00:58:23,637 --> 00:58:24,739 Ted Bundy. 833 00:58:25,539 --> 00:58:31,512 Dark locks, killer charisma, murderously handsome. 834 00:58:31,645 --> 00:58:33,414 -[Steve moaning] -[laughing] 835 00:58:33,614 --> 00:58:35,649 [imitating cartoon evil laugh] 836 00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:37,385 [Roger laughing] 837 00:58:37,585 --> 00:58:42,390 ♪ Did you sell your soul to the devil ♪ 838 00:58:42,923 --> 00:58:45,993 -♪ A that monster... ♪ -Give it. 839 00:58:47,228 --> 00:58:49,263 -Shall we, Mr. Bundy? -We shall 840 00:58:49,864 --> 00:58:56,737 ♪ ...mad, mad monster party ♪ 841 00:58:58,806 --> 00:59:01,842 ♪ Did you sell your soul... ♪ 842 00:59:02,810 --> 00:59:05,846 [muffled electronic music] 843 00:59:05,980 --> 00:59:07,281 Why not? 844 00:59:09,784 --> 00:59:12,353 The secession alone is either 845 00:59:12,553 --> 00:59:14,055 titillating or torturous. 846 00:59:14,188 --> 00:59:16,157 But could that really kill someone? 847 00:59:16,357 --> 00:59:20,161 [chuckling] You'd be getting off scot-free. 848 00:59:20,361 --> 00:59:22,830 Not just getting off. 849 00:59:25,366 --> 00:59:27,701 I guess there are worse ways to go. 850 00:59:31,105 --> 00:59:32,940 Like gagging your cheating boyfriend 851 00:59:33,074 --> 00:59:35,910 to death on your fat love muscle? 852 00:59:38,012 --> 00:59:41,082 [indistinct guest chatter] 853 01:00:09,511 --> 01:00:12,146 "Gross negligence manslaughter?" 854 01:00:13,914 --> 01:00:16,917 That's just a polite way of saying murder. 855 01:00:18,385 --> 01:00:19,887 Plus, look. 856 01:00:20,321 --> 01:00:24,058 It's not even his real name. He changed it. 857 01:00:25,292 --> 01:00:27,361 And the judge that sentenced him? 858 01:00:28,129 --> 01:00:32,032 He died. Under mysterious circumstances. 859 01:00:32,900 --> 01:00:34,902 To be fair, there wasn't a shred of 860 01:00:35,035 --> 01:00:37,638 evidence tying him to that death, but... 861 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:40,741 I'm really sorry, Freddy. 862 01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:43,277 I-- I know this isn't what you wanted to hear. 863 01:00:44,745 --> 01:00:51,919 ♪ 864 01:01:02,564 --> 01:01:03,931 Got you. 865 01:01:09,370 --> 01:01:10,738 Billy. 866 01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:15,743 Don't I get a kiss? 867 01:01:16,877 --> 01:01:18,212 Yeah. 868 01:01:23,083 --> 01:01:25,486 [chuckling] That's great. 869 01:01:25,686 --> 01:01:28,255 That's great. The 'Night Stalker,' right? 870 01:01:29,323 --> 01:01:31,192 Yeah. 871 01:01:31,325 --> 01:01:32,459 What's that? 872 01:01:32,661 --> 01:01:34,629 It-- It's size for an audition. 873 01:01:34,762 --> 01:01:36,730 Awesome, let me see-- 874 01:01:36,864 --> 01:01:39,433 It's confidential. 875 01:01:40,301 --> 01:01:41,902 I'm not allowed. 876 01:01:44,705 --> 01:01:46,340 You still don't trust me, huh? 877 01:01:54,148 --> 01:01:55,617 Let's get you a margarita. 878 01:01:55,816 --> 01:02:02,756 ♪ 879 01:02:02,890 --> 01:02:05,492 [cheering] 880 01:02:14,735 --> 01:02:18,405 W-T-F are you doing here? 881 01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,775 Is that any way to greet an old friend? 882 01:02:21,909 --> 01:02:23,244 [snickering] 883 01:02:23,377 --> 01:02:25,312 Mhm. I'm hurt. 884 01:02:26,514 --> 01:02:28,182 Well, you're gonna be really hurt 885 01:02:28,315 --> 01:02:31,018 if you don't hightail it out of here. 886 01:02:31,986 --> 01:02:34,488 Well. Look at this. 887 01:02:36,725 --> 01:02:38,259 Who sent you that? 888 01:02:39,026 --> 01:02:40,961 I don't recognize the number. 889 01:02:41,696 --> 01:02:43,897 Must be divine intervention. 890 01:02:45,634 --> 01:02:47,368 Mad as a hatter. 891 01:02:47,501 --> 01:02:50,938 -[indistinct] -As you always said. 892 01:02:52,607 --> 01:02:55,976 So, tell me, Counsel. 893 01:02:57,011 --> 01:02:58,779 What do you stand in the position of? 894 01:02:58,979 --> 01:03:01,081 Madness. 895 01:03:01,215 --> 01:03:02,517 Bird. 896 01:03:03,784 --> 01:03:06,186 Backyard bird. 897 01:03:10,491 --> 01:03:14,328 [sighs] You are always a goldmine of information. 898 01:03:15,996 --> 01:03:17,831 Especially when you drink. 899 01:03:25,372 --> 01:03:29,476 ♪ Everyone will listen what they want ♪ 900 01:03:29,877 --> 01:03:32,246 ♪ Don't hear me ♪ 901 01:03:32,681 --> 01:03:35,249 ♪ Because they fear me ♪ 902 01:03:36,150 --> 01:03:39,887 ♪ Everyone will listen what they want ♪ 903 01:03:40,087 --> 01:03:44,659 -[Steve] Blow me, pretty boy. -[Trent] Oh! 904 01:03:44,793 --> 01:03:46,994 -Ugh. Raspberry. -[chuckling] 905 01:03:47,127 --> 01:03:51,231 ♪ Everyone will listen when they want ♪ 906 01:03:51,700 --> 01:03:53,802 ♪ Don't hear me ♪ 907 01:03:54,101 --> 01:03:56,370 ♪ Because they fear me ♪ 908 01:03:57,706 --> 01:04:01,509 ♪ Everyone will listen what they want ♪ 909 01:04:01,942 --> 01:04:04,746 ♪ They won't hear me ♪ 910 01:04:04,945 --> 01:04:08,315 ♪ Because they fear me ♪ 911 01:04:08,449 --> 01:04:14,088 ♪ 912 01:04:14,556 --> 01:04:19,393 ♪ I must be the living fear ♪ 913 01:04:20,894 --> 01:04:22,496 Is it serious? 914 01:04:25,332 --> 01:04:27,401 If you don't wanna fight it alone, 915 01:04:27,968 --> 01:04:32,106 I'm gonna cut off your balls and shove them down your throat. 916 01:04:34,975 --> 01:04:36,578 [quietly] Just like that. 917 01:04:38,412 --> 01:04:39,947 [snickering] 918 01:04:41,215 --> 01:04:43,150 ♪ I'll make you notice ♪ 919 01:04:43,350 --> 01:04:46,621 ♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪ 920 01:05:01,569 --> 01:05:04,104 [suspenseful music] 921 01:05:14,948 --> 01:05:16,518 [bell tolling note] 922 01:05:16,718 --> 01:05:18,887 How the hell did you get in here? 923 01:05:19,019 --> 01:05:24,024 This is not the forum for a beggars purse mentality. 924 01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:26,628 Sometime after 11 o'clock, 925 01:05:26,828 --> 01:05:30,197 the guilty party is going to show up here. 926 01:05:31,365 --> 01:05:34,234 -How do you know? -A note I left. 927 01:05:34,736 --> 01:05:38,305 The guilty party thinks it's from you. 928 01:05:39,908 --> 01:05:41,609 What am I supposed to do? 929 01:05:42,744 --> 01:05:45,680 Get the Butcher to confess. 930 01:05:46,346 --> 01:05:49,249 How the hell am I going to do that? 931 01:05:49,383 --> 01:05:53,153 Well, you're an actor. 932 01:05:53,287 --> 01:05:55,590 You've played detectives. 933 01:05:56,356 --> 01:06:01,830 Act the part of a seasoned homicide inspector. 934 01:06:01,962 --> 01:06:03,765 A father confessor. 935 01:06:04,198 --> 01:06:05,733 Why don't you do it? 936 01:06:05,934 --> 01:06:10,839 Because, Mr. Martinez, as was previously established, 937 01:06:10,971 --> 01:06:14,742 the killer does not have my confidence. 938 01:06:14,876 --> 01:06:19,647 You are my secret weapon. 939 01:06:19,781 --> 01:06:25,486 Don't you want the Butcher to get the just desserts? 940 01:06:26,688 --> 01:06:28,121 But why now? 941 01:06:28,255 --> 01:06:29,624 Why tonight? 942 01:06:29,757 --> 01:06:32,092 It has to be tonight. 943 01:06:33,528 --> 01:06:37,998 It stands to reason, that you... 944 01:06:39,066 --> 01:06:41,669 Or one of your friends... 945 01:06:46,139 --> 01:06:47,709 Is next. 946 01:06:47,909 --> 01:06:49,711 And you are telling me now? 947 01:06:51,078 --> 01:06:52,580 What if I mess up? 948 01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:56,049 What if I say the wrong thing and he goes berserk? 949 01:06:56,383 --> 01:06:59,419 How many more friends do I have to lose to this madness 950 01:06:59,554 --> 01:07:02,055 in such a disgusting manner? 951 01:07:02,422 --> 01:07:05,527 It is your friends you're doing this for. 952 01:07:07,461 --> 01:07:10,063 To safeguard their well-being. 953 01:07:10,197 --> 01:07:12,634 How are you going to protect me? 954 01:07:13,100 --> 01:07:15,003 The surveillance equipment. 955 01:07:15,135 --> 01:07:17,204 Where the wi-- the glass is. 956 01:07:17,337 --> 01:07:20,708 How do you know he won't pull a rusty chainsaw on me? 957 01:07:21,308 --> 01:07:24,546 Or a big, scary, razor-sharp machete? 958 01:07:24,746 --> 01:07:28,716 Because, Mr. Martinez, we are not in Texas. 959 01:07:28,850 --> 01:07:30,718 And tonight isn't Friday. 960 01:07:30,919 --> 01:07:33,021 Or the 13th. 961 01:07:33,153 --> 01:07:35,122 [police siren wailing] 962 01:07:36,490 --> 01:07:40,160 Can you just please tell me? Is it Billy? 963 01:07:45,098 --> 01:07:48,002 I see the dilemma 964 01:07:48,135 --> 01:07:51,806 of losing your heart to a suspect 965 01:07:51,940 --> 01:07:54,441 in a murder investigation 966 01:07:54,576 --> 01:07:57,812 has gotten under your skin. 967 01:08:00,447 --> 01:08:04,686 [quietly] I've already told you who it is. 968 01:08:04,886 --> 01:08:07,555 The guilty party. 969 01:08:07,689 --> 01:08:15,162 ♪ 970 01:08:31,211 --> 01:08:33,581 -[music stops abruptly] -[metal clanging] 971 01:08:54,368 --> 01:08:56,771 [muffled evil chuckling] 972 01:09:01,208 --> 01:09:03,845 [muffled moaning] 973 01:09:06,881 --> 01:09:08,650 [suspenseful music] 974 01:09:11,351 --> 01:09:13,286 [evil chuckling] 975 01:09:13,420 --> 01:09:15,790 [music building] 976 01:09:17,257 --> 01:09:23,296 ♪ 977 01:09:23,430 --> 01:09:25,399 What the hell are you doing? 978 01:09:32,272 --> 01:09:34,042 Gotcha! 979 01:09:34,241 --> 01:09:39,179 Necrophilia Nancy! 980 01:09:39,312 --> 01:09:41,115 -[grunting] -Bullseye! 981 01:09:41,248 --> 01:09:43,584 [evil laugh] 982 01:09:43,718 --> 01:09:45,920 [grunting] 983 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:47,789 [evil laugh] 984 01:09:47,922 --> 01:09:49,857 Food porn! 985 01:09:51,092 --> 01:09:53,193 Raspberry puree! 986 01:09:53,393 --> 01:09:55,462 [both laughing] 987 01:09:56,363 --> 01:09:58,666 This is for my audition tomorrow! 988 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:01,201 Hope it's a horror flick! [laughing] 989 01:10:01,334 --> 01:10:03,403 [whimsical music] 990 01:10:04,237 --> 01:10:05,640 [Trent, Roger] Oh! 991 01:10:06,507 --> 01:10:08,743 [Steve, Maude screaming] 992 01:10:08,943 --> 01:10:10,044 Stop! 993 01:10:10,178 --> 01:10:12,513 [sobbing] 994 01:10:12,914 --> 01:10:15,717 [screaming] 995 01:10:19,053 --> 01:10:21,022 [Trent, Roger laughing] 996 01:10:21,288 --> 01:10:23,758 [Maude sobbing] 997 01:10:23,891 --> 01:10:29,329 ♪ 998 01:10:29,463 --> 01:10:31,899 [moaning] 999 01:10:42,476 --> 01:10:45,278 [old-timey intriguing music] 1000 01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:56,456 ♪ 1001 01:11:01,963 --> 01:11:03,296 [Blore] Lombard! 1002 01:11:07,467 --> 01:11:10,037 [Lombard] Blore! What are you doing down there alone? 1003 01:11:10,171 --> 01:11:11,939 [Blore] I think I know where the doctor is. 1004 01:11:12,073 --> 01:11:13,641 - Where? - Well, I'm not sure yet. 1005 01:11:13,841 --> 01:11:14,809 And I'll wait for you. 1006 01:11:14,942 --> 01:11:16,878 All right, we shan't be long. 1007 01:11:17,712 --> 01:11:22,349 Oh, we should sequester you anytime. 1008 01:11:23,184 --> 01:11:24,786 Screw you. 1009 01:11:26,286 --> 01:11:28,923 Raspberry puree. 1010 01:11:29,123 --> 01:11:30,691 [snorting] 1011 01:11:33,961 --> 01:11:36,030 Mmm, so what? 1012 01:11:36,429 --> 01:11:39,466 If the star witness of the prosecution 1013 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:43,738 disappear under sinister circumstances 1014 01:11:44,172 --> 01:11:49,143 the night before, who's going to testify 1015 01:11:49,342 --> 01:11:50,878 against my client? 1016 01:11:54,081 --> 01:11:55,583 Mmm, so what? 1017 01:11:56,083 --> 01:12:04,025 If that star witness ended up in my backyard? 1018 01:12:04,158 --> 01:12:06,894 [cackling] Six feet under. 1019 01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:17,738 Girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 1020 01:12:17,939 --> 01:12:19,140 ♪ 1021 01:12:19,841 --> 01:12:21,642 [dramatic film score] 1022 01:12:26,681 --> 01:12:30,383 Oh. I don't think black is your color. 1023 01:12:31,219 --> 01:12:32,987 Mmm. 1024 01:12:33,353 --> 01:12:35,355 You haven't earned it. 1025 01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:43,698 And you definitely haven't earned fighting, girl. 1026 01:12:43,831 --> 01:12:44,966 Girl. 1027 01:12:46,701 --> 01:12:48,069 I get it. 1028 01:12:48,269 --> 01:12:49,637 [Erika groaning] 1029 01:12:50,071 --> 01:12:51,706 [squelching sound] 1030 01:13:01,549 --> 01:13:04,852 Raspberry puree! 1031 01:13:05,052 --> 01:13:07,154 [gagging] 1032 01:13:09,957 --> 01:13:11,893 [thudding sound] 1033 01:13:13,561 --> 01:13:15,062 [cicadas chirping] 1034 01:13:58,973 --> 01:14:01,943 The F is he doing at Valentino's house? 1035 01:14:11,484 --> 01:14:13,654 Mm-hmm? Okay. 1036 01:14:18,893 --> 01:14:20,127 Trent? 1037 01:14:22,029 --> 01:14:23,230 Hello? 1038 01:14:26,767 --> 01:14:28,169 [faint barking] 1039 01:14:45,319 --> 01:14:46,921 [phone dinging] 1040 01:14:47,154 --> 01:14:48,756 [sighing] 1041 01:14:50,691 --> 01:14:51,959 [phone dinging] 1042 01:14:52,293 --> 01:14:53,627 ♪ 1043 01:14:53,828 --> 01:14:55,796 [mysterious music] 1044 01:15:09,710 --> 01:15:11,679 [pendulum ticking] 1045 01:15:21,956 --> 01:15:23,124 Trent? 1046 01:15:26,193 --> 01:15:27,528 I got your text. 1047 01:15:36,504 --> 01:15:38,806 And no, I don't think we should 1048 01:15:39,006 --> 01:15:41,776 provide raspberry-flavored condoms to the guests. 1049 01:15:47,214 --> 01:15:48,883 [creaking sound] 1050 01:15:49,950 --> 01:15:51,520 ♪ 1051 01:15:51,652 --> 01:15:53,154 [intriguing orchestral music] 1052 01:15:54,455 --> 01:15:55,956 How'd you get in? 1053 01:15:58,459 --> 01:16:02,263 Only the owner has the key, and that's this sexy beast. 1054 01:16:03,364 --> 01:16:05,866 [loud ticking] 1055 01:16:10,304 --> 01:16:12,006 ♪ 1056 01:16:21,415 --> 01:16:23,717 [Steve] You're not going to steal my thunder, girl. 1057 01:16:24,118 --> 01:16:25,986 Only one sausage factory's jizz 1058 01:16:26,120 --> 01:16:28,322 is going to buttfuck this hood by storm, 1059 01:16:28,523 --> 01:16:30,091 and that's this ten inches. 1060 01:16:36,363 --> 01:16:38,199 ♪ 1061 01:16:38,399 --> 01:16:40,234 [unearthly singing] 1062 01:16:40,367 --> 01:16:42,136 [fast-paced string music] 1063 01:16:48,909 --> 01:16:50,778 [muffled screams] 1064 01:17:06,327 --> 01:17:07,795 [Quincannon] I counted on everyone's 1065 01:17:07,995 --> 01:17:09,463 confusion in the dark. 1066 01:17:09,663 --> 01:17:14,001 And I counted on Armstrong, who played his part to the hit. 1067 01:17:15,069 --> 01:17:16,270 ♪ 1068 01:17:16,403 --> 01:17:17,838 [gentle orchestral music] 1069 01:17:25,045 --> 01:17:27,047 [Quincannon] I knew no one would challenge 1070 01:17:27,181 --> 01:17:29,618 The doctor's authority when he would say, 1071 01:17:29,817 --> 01:17:31,685 "He has been shot through the head." 1072 01:17:32,419 --> 01:17:35,389 After that, I had to play my part. 1073 01:17:35,856 --> 01:17:37,892 And what a part it was. 1074 01:17:38,926 --> 01:17:40,761 No one would suspect me, 1075 01:17:40,961 --> 01:17:42,663 least of all the dear doctor, 1076 01:17:42,863 --> 01:17:47,034 who thought that I was about to discover the unknown murder, 1077 01:17:47,168 --> 01:17:49,003 and was waiting for me on the beach, 1078 01:17:49,136 --> 01:17:52,006 and worrying about the success of our plan. 1079 01:17:52,541 --> 01:17:56,210 A few minutes later, he had nothing more to worry about. 1080 01:17:56,844 --> 01:18:00,247 Justice had triumphed once again. 1081 01:18:00,915 --> 01:18:02,049 Too late, he had learned 1082 01:18:02,249 --> 01:18:03,417 That drinking, when it gets 1083 01:18:03,618 --> 01:18:05,419 -out of hand, -[doorbell ringing] 1084 01:18:05,620 --> 01:18:07,888 can be fatal. 1085 01:18:08,022 --> 01:18:11,125 So you see? The whole thing-- 1086 01:18:17,599 --> 01:18:20,000 [Freddy] Why did you kill that guy in London? 1087 01:18:26,508 --> 01:18:28,309 He murdered my boyfriend. 1088 01:18:33,881 --> 01:18:35,382 [thunder rumbling] 1089 01:18:35,584 --> 01:18:40,020 I walked in the crime scene. Robbery gone bad. 1090 01:18:43,791 --> 01:18:45,960 A-and the next thing I-- I knew, 1091 01:18:46,093 --> 01:18:48,295 My hands were around his throat. 1092 01:18:50,764 --> 01:18:52,933 [Freddy] Or your boyfriend 1093 01:18:53,067 --> 01:18:54,902 and that other guy were cheating on you. 1094 01:18:56,437 --> 01:18:58,172 You walked in on them, 1095 01:18:58,305 --> 01:19:03,010 flew into a rage, and murdered them both. 1096 01:19:04,111 --> 01:19:06,080 [thunder crashing] 1097 01:19:06,514 --> 01:19:08,382 [Freddy breathing heavily] 1098 01:19:12,753 --> 01:19:14,822 Jasper Cockley. 1099 01:19:16,156 --> 01:19:18,259 Can't even blame me for changing my name. 1100 01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:28,202 [dramatic burst of music] 1101 01:19:34,441 --> 01:19:35,476 Why are you here? 1102 01:19:35,610 --> 01:19:36,910 I forgot my keys, 1103 01:19:37,044 --> 01:19:38,912 and my phone is missing. 1104 01:19:39,046 --> 01:19:41,815 [Freddy] I thought you were out for the evening! 1105 01:19:41,949 --> 01:19:43,718 My detective flaked. 1106 01:19:43,851 --> 01:19:45,620 -Fine. -Why? 1107 01:19:45,754 --> 01:19:46,987 I'm working with the police. 1108 01:19:47,187 --> 01:19:48,822 They know who the Bedroom Butcher is. 1109 01:19:51,526 --> 01:19:53,427 Who do they think it is? 1110 01:19:55,062 --> 01:19:56,797 They won't say. 1111 01:19:56,997 --> 01:19:58,232 I have to get a confession. 1112 01:19:58,932 --> 01:20:00,434 You? 1113 01:20:00,968 --> 01:20:02,936 Valentino was going to arrest you. 1114 01:20:03,070 --> 01:20:04,238 For the Butcher murders? 1115 01:20:04,438 --> 01:20:07,107 No, for the murder you wrote about 1116 01:20:07,308 --> 01:20:10,044 In What the Cat Saw. 1117 01:20:11,045 --> 01:20:12,313 -Idiot. -I didn't 1118 01:20:12,446 --> 01:20:13,648 - kill him. It was-- -[doorbell ringing] 1119 01:20:13,782 --> 01:20:15,583 -Oh my god! -Hide, hide! 1120 01:20:17,217 --> 01:20:18,919 ♪ 1121 01:20:19,119 --> 01:20:20,387 [suspenseful music] 1122 01:20:22,890 --> 01:20:26,393 By the way, I got your note. 1123 01:20:38,005 --> 01:20:39,473 [floor creaking] 1124 01:20:42,076 --> 01:20:43,477 [door closing] 1125 01:20:45,714 --> 01:20:47,047 ♪ 1126 01:21:03,964 --> 01:21:05,265 Brennan? 1127 01:21:09,269 --> 01:21:10,605 How did you get in? 1128 01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:14,441 The back door. 1129 01:21:15,643 --> 01:21:19,848 There was no answer out the front. 1130 01:21:19,980 --> 01:21:22,416 But the back door was locked. 1131 01:21:22,916 --> 01:21:24,218 Where's Billy? 1132 01:21:25,052 --> 01:21:27,020 We split. 1133 01:21:27,154 --> 01:21:28,489 Oh, I'm sorry. 1134 01:21:30,357 --> 01:21:31,693 Really? 1135 01:21:31,892 --> 01:21:33,561 I thought you'd be pleased. 1136 01:21:34,461 --> 01:21:35,563 What happened? 1137 01:21:37,064 --> 01:21:39,967 He wasn't who I thought he was. 1138 01:21:44,606 --> 01:21:46,006 Who was he? 1139 01:21:47,307 --> 01:21:49,042 [Freddy] He wasn't you. 1140 01:21:53,815 --> 01:21:55,517 ♪ 1141 01:22:04,592 --> 01:22:06,026 I got your note. 1142 01:22:10,030 --> 01:22:11,999 And the script was very clever. 1143 01:22:14,669 --> 01:22:19,908 Your, um...leading character. The struggling actor? 1144 01:22:20,742 --> 01:22:23,778 He doesn't want to move in with his boyfriend, 1145 01:22:23,912 --> 01:22:29,517 because he's afraid of him. Because he thinks he's... 1146 01:22:31,018 --> 01:22:32,953 What's the word he used? 1147 01:22:33,655 --> 01:22:35,255 Unbalanced. 1148 01:22:35,989 --> 01:22:39,694 Because deep down, he just knows his life is in danger. 1149 01:22:42,396 --> 01:22:44,331 Because he knows too much. 1150 01:22:48,101 --> 01:22:49,436 Because... 1151 01:22:51,371 --> 01:22:55,610 Because... he witnessed a murder. 1152 01:22:57,377 --> 01:22:59,112 [urgent string music] 1153 01:23:04,184 --> 01:23:06,053 [rain gently pattering] 1154 01:23:09,757 --> 01:23:11,158 [thunder rumbling] 1155 01:23:16,263 --> 01:23:18,633 The testimony was powerful. 1156 01:23:19,868 --> 01:23:21,636 It convinced the jury. 1157 01:23:21,769 --> 01:23:23,470 And the judge. 1158 01:23:23,671 --> 01:23:26,340 They didn't throw you in prison, Brennan. 1159 01:23:27,976 --> 01:23:30,077 They recognized you needed help 1160 01:23:32,981 --> 01:23:35,182 If you would have visited me... 1161 01:23:40,053 --> 01:23:45,259 You would have seen the sort of help 1162 01:23:46,828 --> 01:23:48,262 you paved the way for. 1163 01:23:51,599 --> 01:23:52,767 I'm sorry. 1164 01:23:56,503 --> 01:23:57,572 Mm-hmm. 1165 01:24:02,010 --> 01:24:04,278 Would you still be apologizing 1166 01:24:04,712 --> 01:24:11,084 If you weren't cuffed to Billy and Freddy's love nest 1167 01:24:14,789 --> 01:24:17,157 by the bedroom butcher? 1168 01:24:23,031 --> 01:24:27,334 But the judge said that you were released three days ago. 1169 01:24:29,637 --> 01:24:36,376 A few days ago. Hmm. That crack pot should retire. 1170 01:24:37,110 --> 01:24:39,413 It's been over three months. 1171 01:24:44,719 --> 01:24:47,722 How did you choose your victims? 1172 01:24:49,624 --> 01:24:52,026 I followed you. 1173 01:24:52,159 --> 01:24:54,896 To their mini mansions, their condos. 1174 01:24:55,462 --> 01:24:59,734 Their townhouses. Their beach homes. 1175 01:25:01,168 --> 01:25:02,604 How did you get in? 1176 01:25:04,137 --> 01:25:07,341 They let me in. -Just like that. 1177 01:25:07,709 --> 01:25:10,545 Beauty is a very effective blinding agent. 1178 01:25:11,378 --> 01:25:15,850 I knew some of those dudes had crushes on me. 1179 01:25:15,984 --> 01:25:18,118 I just flirted my way through their doors. 1180 01:25:19,353 --> 01:25:21,723 Some I'd lure into their bedrooms 1181 01:25:21,923 --> 01:25:23,390 with the promise of sex. 1182 01:25:23,524 --> 01:25:26,661 Others fought back. 1183 01:25:27,061 --> 01:25:33,668 That I enjoy. The back and forth. The struggle. 1184 01:25:33,868 --> 01:25:39,272 How did you learn about crime scenes to cover your tracks? 1185 01:25:40,775 --> 01:25:42,242 Through you. 1186 01:25:44,211 --> 01:25:46,413 The times you invited me to set. 1187 01:25:47,949 --> 01:25:52,820 When you play cops. You always made a point 1188 01:25:52,954 --> 01:25:55,355 To talk to the technical advisor 1189 01:25:56,824 --> 01:26:00,928 That pretty flat foot, Valentino DeVore. 1190 01:26:03,363 --> 01:26:05,533 I was never too far away 1191 01:26:19,981 --> 01:26:21,949 [Freddy crying out, gasping] 1192 01:26:31,826 --> 01:26:38,398 You know, violent deaths are highly underrated. 1193 01:26:41,869 --> 01:26:46,507 Those armchair critics don't give enough credit 1194 01:26:46,708 --> 01:26:51,478 For their pizzazz and panache. 1195 01:26:56,117 --> 01:26:57,185 ♪ 1196 01:26:57,384 --> 01:26:58,686 [soft orchestral music] 1197 01:27:04,192 --> 01:27:06,426 Is that why you murder him? 1198 01:27:07,528 --> 01:27:10,297 I didn't kill Valentino. 1199 01:27:12,767 --> 01:27:17,270 Oh, come on. The lead detective on the Butcher case? 1200 01:27:17,972 --> 01:27:19,406 Your jealousy? 1201 01:27:20,340 --> 01:27:21,776 I didn't. 1202 01:27:24,145 --> 01:27:28,216 Or his replacement. That Aaron Christian. 1203 01:27:28,850 --> 01:27:32,987 I told you, my M.O. is different. 1204 01:27:34,354 --> 01:27:36,624 In the meantime, lover, 1205 01:27:37,859 --> 01:27:43,898 You and I can explore that sinister side Of love, 1206 01:27:44,031 --> 01:27:47,969 As you were always so curious as a cat-- 1207 01:27:50,571 --> 01:27:53,040 [Brennan gasping, grunting] 1208 01:27:55,910 --> 01:28:00,882 Brennan Moreno. Reprehensible murder, 1209 01:28:01,082 --> 01:28:05,285 kidnapping and conspiracy to commit murder. 1210 01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:14,595 [Brennan crying out] 1211 01:28:19,033 --> 01:28:19,967 ♪ 1212 01:28:20,168 --> 01:28:21,434 [urgent music] 1213 01:28:23,571 --> 01:28:25,372 [Brennan grunting] 1214 01:28:29,577 --> 01:28:31,344 [Brennan crying out] 1215 01:28:48,763 --> 01:28:52,365 My lord, I was sure my intestines 1216 01:28:52,499 --> 01:28:54,802 were going to be window treatments. 1217 01:28:58,639 --> 01:29:00,942 You're the masochistic skunk? 1218 01:29:01,075 --> 01:29:06,479 Mm-hmm. Beauty is a very effective blinding agent. 1219 01:29:06,614 --> 01:29:10,218 Beauty is a very effective blinding agent. 1220 01:29:10,651 --> 01:29:13,921 Fred, I had no choice. 1221 01:29:14,121 --> 01:29:19,193 He was going to make me out to be Jack the Ripper's mistress, 1222 01:29:19,392 --> 01:29:23,363 And I-- My business was failing. 1223 01:29:23,564 --> 01:29:27,835 My mortgage was screaming, and welfare? 1224 01:29:28,069 --> 01:29:30,037 Oh. I-- I just couldn't. 1225 01:29:30,171 --> 01:29:37,278 Oh. So you hopped on the sororicide bus down Easy Street. 1226 01:29:37,712 --> 01:29:40,248 A-list model? 1227 01:29:40,380 --> 01:29:41,782 [character chuckling] 1228 01:29:44,218 --> 01:29:46,988 A-list Henchman. 1229 01:29:47,555 --> 01:29:50,057 Did you screw that star witness 1230 01:29:50,191 --> 01:29:55,062 before you deposited his body six feet under? 1231 01:29:57,231 --> 01:30:00,668 Gracias, Senora Loose Lips! 1232 01:30:01,135 --> 01:30:02,737 [screaming] 1233 01:30:03,070 --> 01:30:05,239 [Freddy] Maude. 1234 01:30:05,373 --> 01:30:09,476 Maude. He's a police officer. 1235 01:30:11,712 --> 01:30:14,115 I'm not with the police. 1236 01:30:16,449 --> 01:30:17,919 Who... 1237 01:30:18,552 --> 01:30:20,021 Who What the hell are you? 1238 01:30:20,154 --> 01:30:25,059 Founder of Just Desserts. We independently assess 1239 01:30:25,192 --> 01:30:29,297 a murderer's chances of second release 1240 01:30:29,429 --> 01:30:33,500 after being re-committed. The Bedroom Butcher 1241 01:30:33,634 --> 01:30:35,670 scored off the charts. 1242 01:30:35,803 --> 01:30:37,538 Why the hell didn't you tell me? 1243 01:30:37,738 --> 01:30:42,276 I couldn't take that risk. I needed a Salieri. 1244 01:30:42,475 --> 01:30:44,477 You were too much of a Mozart 1245 01:30:44,845 --> 01:30:48,716 That's why I called you and the institution, 1246 01:30:49,550 --> 01:30:56,456 Pretending to be the judge who presided over Brennan's trial, 1247 01:30:58,426 --> 01:30:59,961 Why the institution? 1248 01:31:00,294 --> 01:31:03,230 To keep them quiet about your release. 1249 01:31:03,364 --> 01:31:06,000 And I had to make you think 1250 01:31:06,133 --> 01:31:09,437 That Brennan had not yet been discharged. 1251 01:31:10,037 --> 01:31:15,643 It was imperative you keep that restraining order inactive. 1252 01:31:19,146 --> 01:31:22,883 And to get him back into your good graces, 1253 01:31:23,784 --> 01:31:28,756 I texted the party invitation to Brennan, too. 1254 01:31:28,889 --> 01:31:30,558 But why? 1255 01:31:32,960 --> 01:31:37,631 To find an in for the perfect murder. 1256 01:31:37,898 --> 01:31:39,467 The perfect murder? 1257 01:31:40,368 --> 01:31:45,239 I needed an equally savvy partner to assist me. 1258 01:31:45,373 --> 01:31:47,541 A perfect accomplice. 1259 01:31:48,242 --> 01:31:55,149 He also [clapping] wanted to safeguard your well-being. 1260 01:31:56,250 --> 01:31:58,486 Ta-da! 1261 01:31:58,619 --> 01:32:00,154 ♪ 1262 01:32:01,722 --> 01:32:03,657 [gentle orchestral music] 1263 01:32:08,262 --> 01:32:09,930 [thunder crashing] 1264 01:32:19,673 --> 01:32:22,009 I was aching to tell you. 1265 01:32:26,047 --> 01:32:28,315 But that would have ruined the show. 1266 01:32:31,552 --> 01:32:34,555 I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. 1267 01:32:39,528 --> 01:32:41,062 ♪ 1268 01:32:44,198 --> 01:32:46,167 What the hell are you doing here? 1269 01:32:49,437 --> 01:32:51,405 His margaritas. 1270 01:32:52,273 --> 01:32:56,877 I had very little choice, after your Technicolor-laced threats. 1271 01:32:57,078 --> 01:33:00,014 You've got the bones for one hell 1272 01:33:00,147 --> 01:33:05,419 Of a crossword puzzle, Jasper Cockley. 1273 01:33:05,653 --> 01:33:10,057 [Brennan] You Nancy Drews don't have anything on me. 1274 01:33:10,958 --> 01:33:15,596 No footprints, no fingerprints, No eyewitnesses. 1275 01:33:15,796 --> 01:33:19,166 No blood. No DNA. 1276 01:33:22,603 --> 01:33:24,371 That's perfectly true. 1277 01:33:24,573 --> 01:33:29,009 But alas, forensics doesn't play a part 1278 01:33:29,210 --> 01:33:32,713 In our third and final act, my friend. 1279 01:33:34,448 --> 01:33:39,019 Your Witching hour visits were a welcome diversion. 1280 01:33:39,153 --> 01:33:43,157 And the raspberries were a lovely touch. 1281 01:33:44,225 --> 01:33:46,227 Are we still on for Saturday? 1282 01:33:46,360 --> 01:33:49,663 Right after my Golden Girls marathon, 1283 01:33:49,797 --> 01:33:52,032 My little henchman. 1284 01:33:57,138 --> 01:33:59,039 Eww! 1285 01:34:01,842 --> 01:34:04,345 It is your detective? 1286 01:34:04,478 --> 01:34:06,313 You bitches set me up. 1287 01:34:09,650 --> 01:34:16,257 If Michelin stars were awarded for grotesque smorgasbords, 1288 01:34:16,457 --> 01:34:17,791 you'd have my vote. 1289 01:34:18,359 --> 01:34:23,130 I've never been a fan of composed murders. 1290 01:34:24,999 --> 01:34:28,702 You can't do this. I have my rights. 1291 01:34:29,236 --> 01:34:32,574 I-- I want my-- my lawyer and my doctors here 1292 01:34:32,773 --> 01:34:34,675 before you take me in. 1293 01:34:36,143 --> 01:34:39,914 I'm not taking you in. 1294 01:34:40,848 --> 01:34:42,416 [ghostly roaring] 1295 01:34:45,486 --> 01:34:46,954 Why are you all here? 1296 01:34:47,121 --> 01:34:51,792 Brennan's not a member of the exclusive club, sweetie. 1297 01:34:59,534 --> 01:35:02,469 What was the promotion you mentioned at the spa? 1298 01:35:05,674 --> 01:35:07,174 The knighthood. 1299 01:35:07,374 --> 01:35:11,412 In the Steak and Kidney Society. Hm? 1300 01:35:11,546 --> 01:35:13,013 Once you... 1301 01:35:13,214 --> 01:35:16,850 Once you orchestrate three perfect murders, 1302 01:35:17,151 --> 01:35:18,852 You become a knight. 1303 01:35:20,287 --> 01:35:21,590 But it only counts if your victims 1304 01:35:21,722 --> 01:35:25,359 are detectives or judges. 1305 01:35:28,062 --> 01:35:30,030 [eerie music] 1306 01:35:31,165 --> 01:35:34,034 [Boris] Just desserts of a different confection. 1307 01:35:45,145 --> 01:35:49,316 You tricked me. I didn't know catching a killer 1308 01:35:49,450 --> 01:35:50,851 meant executing him. 1309 01:35:51,686 --> 01:35:54,922 You were already looking at up to three years 1310 01:35:55,122 --> 01:35:56,991 in a federal penitentiary. 1311 01:35:58,792 --> 01:36:01,362 Asshole. You promised me. 1312 01:36:03,464 --> 01:36:05,499 Prison time for what? 1313 01:36:05,634 --> 01:36:08,603 Accessory. To a murder. 1314 01:36:08,802 --> 01:36:11,138 [thunder crashing] 1315 01:36:13,173 --> 01:36:16,477 How did you write In such forensic detail 1316 01:36:16,877 --> 01:36:18,145 about what the cat saw, 1317 01:36:18,345 --> 01:36:21,616 If you hadn't witnessed it yourself? 1318 01:36:21,750 --> 01:36:23,917 The cat is you is it not? 1319 01:36:27,689 --> 01:36:29,890 It sure is. [chuckling] 1320 01:36:30,924 --> 01:36:32,860 Shut up! 1321 01:36:35,664 --> 01:36:37,331 You can't do that 1322 01:36:37,464 --> 01:36:42,436 Oh, yes, I can. And considering what I know 1323 01:36:42,637 --> 01:36:45,372 about your back story, if I were you, 1324 01:36:45,573 --> 01:36:48,342 I'd worry about keeping me happy. 1325 01:36:50,044 --> 01:36:55,049 All the guilty parties' back stories. 1326 01:36:57,051 --> 01:37:00,755 How exactly does murdering a murderer 1327 01:37:00,888 --> 01:37:02,956 Justify any of this? 1328 01:37:06,293 --> 01:37:08,462 [Boris] Maybe they can answer that. 1329 01:37:13,768 --> 01:37:15,169 [choking] 1330 01:37:15,302 --> 01:37:16,370 ♪ 1331 01:37:16,503 --> 01:37:17,905 [tense music] 1332 01:37:22,976 --> 01:37:25,012 [thunder rumbling] 1333 01:37:25,145 --> 01:37:27,448 [Freddy crying] 1334 01:37:28,583 --> 01:37:30,150 [Boris] I understand! 1335 01:37:32,886 --> 01:37:37,091 But I can't have any damage to the body. 1336 01:37:39,059 --> 01:37:40,461 [Maude] What's in the photos? 1337 01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:47,535 [scoffing] 1338 01:37:47,901 --> 01:37:50,204 All right. 1339 01:37:50,337 --> 01:37:53,440 Immobilization topography. 1340 01:38:06,019 --> 01:38:07,488 [thunder rolling] 1341 01:38:19,900 --> 01:38:22,169 Defiance insurance. 1342 01:38:31,513 --> 01:38:33,080 Muzzle. 1343 01:38:38,018 --> 01:38:39,687 Last rites. 1344 01:38:41,088 --> 01:38:43,323 Blow it out your ass. 1345 01:38:43,525 --> 01:38:45,593 -[all] Amen. -[Roger] Amen. 1346 01:38:45,727 --> 01:38:47,294 Amen. 1347 01:38:50,964 --> 01:38:52,600 [Boris] Weaponry? 1348 01:39:02,976 --> 01:39:07,582 Gentlemen, and lady. 1349 01:39:09,784 --> 01:39:11,952 Just desserts! 1350 01:39:12,152 --> 01:39:13,987 [group laughing] 1351 01:39:14,589 --> 01:39:15,723 ♪ 1352 01:39:15,857 --> 01:39:17,458 [eerie organ music playing] 1353 01:39:37,745 --> 01:39:39,446 [hysterical laughter] 1354 01:39:46,286 --> 01:39:48,155 [train bell ringing] 1355 01:40:00,535 --> 01:40:03,403 Blood plasma from my victims 1356 01:40:03,905 --> 01:40:06,741 disappears into any margarita 1357 01:40:07,976 --> 01:40:10,244 for that magical boost. 1358 01:40:11,245 --> 01:40:13,447 [Billy] Valentino Was going to arrest Freddy. 1359 01:40:16,885 --> 01:40:18,452 As Brennan's accomplice. 1360 01:40:19,486 --> 01:40:22,389 The true crime you wrote about in your screenplay. 1361 01:40:25,392 --> 01:40:28,028 He shared his suspicions with his detective partner, 1362 01:40:28,228 --> 01:40:30,430 Aaron Christian. 1363 01:40:30,565 --> 01:40:33,066 That's why he cozied up to Trent, 1364 01:40:33,333 --> 01:40:35,435 To extract information about our Freddy. 1365 01:40:39,273 --> 01:40:40,675 The killer didn't want their money. 1366 01:40:41,876 --> 01:40:43,611 He wanted their silence. 1367 01:40:44,979 --> 01:40:46,480 To protect you. 1368 01:40:47,882 --> 01:40:50,250 That would fit. 1369 01:40:53,186 --> 01:40:54,989 He probably followed him to a bar, 1370 01:40:55,924 --> 01:40:59,894 Seduced Valentino and, like Brennan said, 1371 01:41:00,227 --> 01:41:03,531 Beauty is a very effective blinding agent. 1372 01:41:07,936 --> 01:41:09,003 ♪ 1373 01:41:09,202 --> 01:41:10,705 [mysterious music] 1374 01:41:10,939 --> 01:41:16,343 Valentino fell for it, and paid for it. So did Aaron Christian. 1375 01:41:21,348 --> 01:41:26,353 If he hadn't, I would have done the job myself. 1376 01:41:26,486 --> 01:41:29,189 What are you going to do with the money? 1377 01:41:32,125 --> 01:41:33,160 Meow! 1378 01:41:33,293 --> 01:41:34,829 [laughing] 1379 01:41:38,566 --> 01:41:41,002 To What the Cat Saw. 1380 01:41:41,335 --> 01:41:45,607 And to the art of the perfect murder. 1381 01:41:54,515 --> 01:41:55,482 ♪ 1382 01:41:55,683 --> 01:41:57,351 [intriguing orchestral music] 1383 01:42:08,195 --> 01:42:10,263 [distant barking] 1384 01:42:13,034 --> 01:42:15,268 ♪ 1385 01:42:15,402 --> 01:42:17,371 [eerie music] 1386 01:42:38,693 --> 01:42:39,861 ♪ 1387 01:42:40,061 --> 01:42:41,729 [intriguing orchestral music] 88143