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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,580 --> 00:00:08,760 Okay, my name is Ariana and I like tennis and something now that sounds 2 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,980 penis My name is Craig. 3 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:15,000 I hope we win this for her. 4 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:16,560 I have a penis 5 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,500 Big? Yes. 6 00:00:33,780 --> 00:00:36,460 Hot? Yes. I can say that. I'm a friend. 7 00:00:40,180 --> 00:00:42,980 Tennis is so much better than all the other non -sports like basketball and 8 00:00:42,980 --> 00:00:43,919 football. 9 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:44,919 I love tennis. 10 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,060 Oh my god, these balls are so fuzzy. 11 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,280 I know, right? 12 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:49,540 Green. 13 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:51,580 This is such a great match. 14 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:52,800 Ready? Another cheer? 15 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:20,720 Our sound fell. 16 00:01:50,540 --> 00:01:51,540 Good idea. 17 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:52,740 Okay. Okay. Woo! 18 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:55,320 I can't remember another tear. 19 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:56,800 Oh my gosh. 20 00:01:56,820 --> 00:01:58,060 Okay. Oh my gosh! 21 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,660 Did you see it spank? 22 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,600 Oh! Woo! 23 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,260 You mean this spank? 24 00:02:05,260 --> 00:02:10,280 Oh, I don't... You know, Craig, if you want to kiss me, that's okay. 25 00:02:11,020 --> 00:02:12,600 It's not like it's sudden death or anything. 26 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,180 What, like an overhand ace? 27 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:35,079 Is this okay? 28 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:36,080 Yes, yes. 29 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:37,900 It's so hot. 30 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,400 Oh my gosh. 31 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,780 Do you like my rack? 32 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,580 Wow, yeah. That's a really nice rack. 33 00:02:45,020 --> 00:02:46,900 I think it's your turn. 34 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:49,020 Oh my gosh. 35 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,440 Get up, Craig. 36 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:41,660 I want to see your racket. 37 00:03:42,060 --> 00:03:43,060 Your racket. 38 00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:46,660 All right, it's time for a chair. I got a chair. You know I need... 39 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:53,400 You like this? You like me with this? Yeah, six headbanging 40 00:05:54,230 --> 00:05:55,670 Yeah, it's for good luck. Good luck. 41 00:09:21,390 --> 00:09:22,390 Let's watch more. 42 00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:00,090 Yeah, yeah 43 00:17:27,270 --> 00:17:28,410 Let's change. Let's change. 44 00:17:28,690 --> 00:17:29,429 Let's change. 45 00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:30,430 Let's change. 46 00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:31,770 Positions. 47 00:17:32,210 --> 00:17:33,210 How do you want me now, Craig? 48 00:17:33,430 --> 00:17:33,949 Right here. 49 00:17:33,950 --> 00:17:34,950 Lay down. Yeah. 50 00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:36,450 Is that what it's called? 51 00:17:38,380 --> 00:17:39,380 Explode. Explode. 52 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,040 That's not good. 53 00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:51,420 Welcome to today's episode of Dwayne's World. I'm your host, Dwayne. 54 00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:54,180 And I'm your other awesome host, Gert. 55 00:23:55,000 --> 00:24:00,680 And today we're going to play homage to the top three most boneristic chicks! 56 00:24:03,060 --> 00:24:05,520 Right on, Gert. 57 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:11,020 Right on, Dwayne. But seriously, Gert, we're going to play homage to the most 58 00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:12,880 professional boners in the biz. 59 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:45,100 Well, my number three is Alexis 60 00:24:45,100 --> 00:24:46,100 Texas. 61 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,720 She's got an ass that just doesn't want to stop working. 62 00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:53,420 And I wish she was working on me right now. 63 00:24:53,780 --> 00:25:00,780 Don't we all, girl? Don't we all, girl? But seriously, my 64 00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:03,820 number two choice would have to be Andy Sandeep. 65 00:25:04,330 --> 00:25:08,350 Because she is a rock and roll chick with a little rock and hole. 66 00:25:09,650 --> 00:25:14,630 But seriously, she's hot. 67 00:25:14,870 --> 00:25:15,910 Yeah, she is hot. 68 00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:18,210 Alright, so. 69 00:25:19,930 --> 00:25:20,930 Number one. 70 00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:22,890 Drum roll, please. 71 00:25:24,450 --> 00:25:26,990 Um, excuse me. 72 00:25:27,490 --> 00:25:29,350 Wow, it's Popstar Tesha. 73 00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:30,790 Your top three porn stars? 74 00:25:31,290 --> 00:25:33,650 Are you kidding me? Do you know how hard I've worked this year to be in your top 75 00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:36,550 three? Do you know how much glitter and ripped pantyhose the world has to see 76 00:25:36,550 --> 00:25:37,550 now because of me? 77 00:25:37,890 --> 00:25:42,390 Oh, um... No, it's cool. There's enough love to go around. 78 00:25:42,950 --> 00:25:44,410 Yeah, most righteously. 79 00:25:44,730 --> 00:25:46,730 I can do it way better than them anyways, the boys. 80 00:25:47,810 --> 00:25:52,070 Well... Come show us, baby! Yeah, come show us! Sit down! 81 00:25:54,210 --> 00:25:55,970 I'm not touching myself, by the way. 82 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:10,180 Do you like blonde hair, huh, guy? 83 00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:13,280 I love blonde hair. Do you like brunettes? 84 00:26:14,260 --> 00:26:15,620 Um, I don't know. 85 00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:17,080 I think there's enough to go around. 86 00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:19,900 You know, I have a really large set of drumsticks. 87 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,500 You have a very big guitar. 88 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,960 Oh, man. 89 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:29,960 Hey. 90 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,140 If we asked you to do something, would you do it? 91 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:33,760 Depends what it is. 92 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,660 And then you're going to do this. 93 00:26:40,580 --> 00:26:47,200 And if you could, maybe consider this, but not on my... Because that might 94 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,320 Sweet. 95 00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:02,680 Take all these clothes off. 96 00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:06,300 Oh, God. 97 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,680 Hey, what's this smell like? 98 00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:11,120 Mmm, burpees. It just smelled like my dick. 99 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,520 I'm just kidding. 100 00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:16,800 Oh, man. 101 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,000 Those are amazing. 102 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,620 Swing, swing. 103 00:28:15,050 --> 00:28:15,789 Don't worry man. 104 00:28:15,790 --> 00:28:20,070 God damn it. Just prepping. Got a different loom than your fucking loom. 105 00:28:28,050 --> 00:28:29,130 Right up here. 106 00:28:30,950 --> 00:28:31,950 Yeah. 107 00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:32,830 Oh man, I'm gonna go in. 108 00:29:35,650 --> 00:29:36,890 Just keep ducking. 109 00:29:39,530 --> 00:29:43,450 He likes a woman who gives him all, all that she's got. 110 00:29:43,890 --> 00:29:44,890 Yeah. 111 00:29:49,710 --> 00:29:50,710 Here, 112 00:29:54,410 --> 00:29:55,410 come right here. 113 00:29:56,030 --> 00:29:57,870 Right there. 114 00:30:28,170 --> 00:30:30,350 Girl slow down man. Oh, yeah. 115 00:30:30,550 --> 00:30:34,810 Yeah good. You got it. Oh, oh, sorry. Am I referring to myself in the third 116 00:30:34,810 --> 00:30:35,810 person? 117 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,200 Oh. 118 00:36:58,030 --> 00:36:59,030 Right here. 119 00:37:44,170 --> 00:37:45,670 so close to you, Dwayne. 120 00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:47,530 Literally. 121 00:37:48,970 --> 00:37:50,490 Don't get too close, dude. 122 00:37:51,070 --> 00:37:52,049 No, man. 123 00:37:52,050 --> 00:37:53,050 Bro -man. 124 00:47:18,830 --> 00:47:20,050 Hey, man, what are you thinking about? 125 00:47:22,650 --> 00:47:23,650 Palm trees. 126 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:31,760 You're welcome. Come, baby. 127 00:49:31,860 --> 00:49:32,860 Oh, man. 128 00:51:09,770 --> 00:51:15,050 I'm very sorry to hear that, but we at Our Lady's School for Girls don't talk 129 00:51:15,050 --> 00:51:16,310 badly about others. 130 00:51:17,150 --> 00:51:18,850 Oh, oh, of course. 131 00:51:19,070 --> 00:51:24,590 It's just, you know, they really can't embrace my talent and know that I am 132 00:51:24,590 --> 00:51:26,170 destined to be a superstar. 133 00:51:28,990 --> 00:51:29,990 Piper down there. 134 00:51:30,330 --> 00:51:35,270 You know, the other kids, they would always tease me because they were 135 00:51:35,270 --> 00:51:36,270 of all this. 136 00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:45,460 Did I do it wrong? Because I would really like to try it again. 137 00:51:54,460 --> 00:51:58,000 Mary Kathleen, I am not telling you to cry again. 138 00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:01,240 I'm trying to tell you to stop and sit down. 139 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,520 Now, let me just go over this again. Let me see how many times that you've been 140 00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:11,520 doing this. 141 00:52:13,900 --> 00:52:15,920 How many times have you gotten in trouble in your last school? 142 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:27,560 Let's see, one, two... Um, 143 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,600 what are you doing? 144 00:52:31,220 --> 00:52:32,220 Sometimes, 145 00:52:32,420 --> 00:52:39,240 when I get nervous, I put my hands down my pants and I smell my... 146 00:52:42,690 --> 00:52:43,690 Mary Kathleen. 147 00:52:43,770 --> 00:52:44,729 Yes, ma 'am. 148 00:52:44,730 --> 00:52:49,810 Mary Kathleen, if you want to be a student at this school, you need to 149 00:52:49,810 --> 00:52:51,710 act like and behave like a lady. 150 00:52:52,750 --> 00:52:54,570 I don't even, I won't tolerate it. 151 00:52:54,910 --> 00:52:58,630 Not even if you're an aspiring actress, temptress. 152 00:52:59,910 --> 00:53:03,650 No, Miss Rose. I mean, I want to be a superstar. 153 00:53:04,690 --> 00:53:07,370 I mean, I want to be a porn star. 154 00:53:15,940 --> 00:53:19,640 See, now this is what I'm talking about. You can't even pay attention. 155 00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:22,720 You lose all focus. 156 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:27,600 Now, let me sit. Sit. Let me sit and let's have a discussion. 157 00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,560 Get over here and let me show you what I've got. No, 158 00:53:31,380 --> 00:53:33,320 I'm an educator, Mary Kathleen. 159 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:36,620 Let me just show you. 160 00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:40,960 Will you put your hands off? I'm trying to be a proper educator here. 161 00:53:53,260 --> 00:53:54,600 No, no, no, no, no. 162 00:53:55,660 --> 00:53:57,600 What kind of teacher would I be? 163 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,200 No, you can't leave. 164 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,380 I'm trying to keep my clothes on, will you? 165 00:54:10,020 --> 00:54:11,280 Put your hands to yourself. 166 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:37,240 More smell now? 167 00:54:39,300 --> 00:54:40,380 Smells good, huh? 168 00:54:41,380 --> 00:54:42,920 It relaxes you, huh? 169 00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:50,240 You're so physically married, I believe. 170 00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:51,500 Sorry. 171 00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:56,560 Do 172 00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:04,500 you 173 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:05,500 like them, huh? 174 00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:09,880 Mm -hmm. 175 00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:57,880 Just like this as I go down here. 176 00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:00,060 I'm gonna stick my hands. 177 00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:47,820 Good dude. 178 00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:16,200 What is that? Is that your cornstarch hose? 179 00:57:17,420 --> 00:57:18,740 Let me see it. Let me see it. 180 00:57:19,220 --> 00:57:20,480 Let me see it. Like me. 181 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000 It's hot. 182 00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:51,510 what I'm doing. 183 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,700 Let's make it up. Let's make it up. Come here. 184 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:24,000 Come here, Kathleen. 185 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:25,500 Oh, yeah. 186 00:58:26,020 --> 00:58:27,020 Oh, 187 00:58:27,500 --> 00:58:28,500 yeah. You're so naughty. 188 00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:29,940 Oh, yeah. 189 00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:31,880 Oh, yeah. Let's take your fingers in there. 190 00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:34,360 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Put them in there. 191 00:58:34,860 --> 00:58:35,860 Oh, yeah. 192 00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,540 Yeah. Let me smell it. 193 00:58:37,940 --> 00:58:40,220 Let me smell it. Oh, yeah. I want to smell it first. 194 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:41,520 Oh, yeah. 195 00:58:42,260 --> 00:58:44,760 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 196 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:45,698 Oh, yeah. 197 00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:48,280 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 198 00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:02,940 Very unconventional way of doing this here. 199 01:00:39,980 --> 01:00:40,980 I want to see your pussy. 200 01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,240 I want to see yours. 201 01:00:43,660 --> 01:00:44,660 Okay, 202 01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:48,160 calm down. Easy. 203 01:00:48,860 --> 01:00:49,860 Easy, Mary Kathleen. 204 01:00:51,180 --> 01:00:54,940 Take these panties off. Stand up. Turn around. 205 01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:00,160 Put this shoe back on. 206 01:01:01,020 --> 01:01:02,020 Okay, let me see. 207 01:01:03,340 --> 01:01:07,220 My inspection of my students. 208 01:01:13,030 --> 01:01:14,030 Let's see. 209 01:01:14,110 --> 01:01:15,110 Very nice. 210 01:01:18,470 --> 01:01:25,390 Sit back down. Sit back down. Sit back down. Hold your skirt up Mary 211 01:01:25,390 --> 01:01:26,390 Kathleen. 212 01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:42,120 Can you stop spitting, Mary Kathleen? 213 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:46,260 That's how I saw his death out. 214 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,020 They always move around. 215 01:01:48,660 --> 01:01:52,720 It shows they're into it. Okay, no, come. Sit. 216 01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:54,480 Right here. 217 01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:56,380 I'm into it. Right there. 218 01:04:17,230 --> 01:04:18,230 Stop visiting! 219 01:05:06,830 --> 01:05:07,830 Stop moving. 220 01:05:35,660 --> 01:05:36,660 Let me just bring it over here. 221 01:05:36,820 --> 01:05:38,200 I'll make it feel all better. 222 01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:19,320 Come here, Kathleen. 223 01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:35,560 Where are you going? Oh, this is nice. 224 01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:37,040 Go get it. 225 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:39,440 Where did you stop? 226 01:06:40,860 --> 01:06:43,960 Did I see you have a toy in your bag when you walked in? 227 01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,180 I'm sorry, Brooklyn. 228 01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:51,880 These teachers are always looking at what their students bring in class. 229 01:06:56,140 --> 01:06:57,820 Yes, yes, that's it, that's it. 230 01:06:58,460 --> 01:06:59,460 No, sit with us. 231 01:07:00,380 --> 01:07:02,480 Bring toys. Come, come, come. Sit, 232 01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:07,540 sit. Oh my gosh, do you need to be in there? 233 01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:10,640 You are out of control, child. 234 01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:13,820 Wait, wait, wait. What's wrong? 235 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:16,340 Do you know anything? 236 01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:25,259 It's a bit chilly. 237 01:07:25,260 --> 01:07:26,260 Hold on. Hold on. 238 01:07:29,980 --> 01:07:32,360 Where do you want me to stick this? 239 01:07:33,020 --> 01:07:34,580 Hold on. It's chilly. 240 01:07:35,780 --> 01:07:36,780 There! 241 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,400 Right there? Right there! 242 01:07:42,060 --> 01:07:43,500 Okay. Alright. 243 01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:45,860 Oh, yeah. 244 01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:47,100 There! 245 01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,540 Is that where you want it? Yes! 246 01:07:49,100 --> 01:07:50,100 Okay. 247 01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:51,440 You know, pussy. 248 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:53,020 Yeah, open up that pussy for me. 249 01:07:53,340 --> 01:07:55,700 That's it. Tell me where you want to do it. There you go. 250 01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:58,819 That's it. 251 01:07:58,820 --> 01:07:59,880 You like that, huh? 252 01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:01,560 Yeah. You like that? 253 01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:02,800 Yeah? 254 01:08:02,940 --> 01:08:04,180 Uh -huh. 255 01:08:04,420 --> 01:08:05,780 In and out. 256 01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:09,580 Yeah. Do it slow. Do you like it slow? In and out. 257 01:08:10,180 --> 01:08:11,178 Can you show me, baby? 258 01:08:11,180 --> 01:08:13,980 Yes. Show me how you want it. Just like that. Oh, yeah. 259 01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:15,220 Yeah. 260 01:08:15,900 --> 01:08:17,880 Show me what a little whore I am. 261 01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:28,500 That's it, rub your clip in there, Kathleen. 262 01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:30,080 Oh yeah, that's it. 263 01:09:09,770 --> 01:09:11,990 Where are you going? Sorry, I just squiggly little man. 264 01:10:05,930 --> 01:10:07,310 What you got there? You want some more? 265 01:10:07,530 --> 01:10:08,530 Yeah. 266 01:10:08,990 --> 01:10:13,050 Oh yeah, I've got lube in my desk. I always put lube in my desk. Yeah, put it 267 01:10:13,050 --> 01:10:14,050 there. 268 01:10:14,690 --> 01:10:15,690 Lap it on there. 269 01:10:17,030 --> 01:10:18,130 Here, put it right on there. 270 01:10:18,430 --> 01:10:20,070 Right on there. Good girl. 271 01:10:21,550 --> 01:10:23,310 Yeah, get it all wet. 272 01:10:25,170 --> 01:10:26,170 Ready? 273 01:10:27,450 --> 01:10:28,910 How does that feel? 274 01:10:29,990 --> 01:10:30,990 What's up? 275 01:10:31,130 --> 01:10:32,130 What are you doing? 276 01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:01,820 Remember doggy doggy doggy what I said before 277 01:11:08,510 --> 01:11:09,830 No. Cat again. 278 01:11:10,090 --> 01:11:10,909 Cat again. 279 01:11:10,910 --> 01:11:12,310 Doggy. There you go. 280 01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:06,960 for you to ride later. 281 01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:17,480 I'm going to show you how it's done. 282 01:12:17,780 --> 01:12:18,780 Yeah? Yeah. 283 01:12:19,420 --> 01:12:20,980 I will show you how to be a star. 284 01:12:21,220 --> 01:12:22,220 Yeah? 285 01:12:23,060 --> 01:12:24,780 You get up there. Now I'm going to be 101 again. 286 01:12:25,420 --> 01:12:26,420 Huh? 287 01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:29,980 You get up there. Yeah? 288 01:12:30,540 --> 01:12:31,540 How do you want me? 289 01:12:31,660 --> 01:12:32,639 Like that? 290 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:33,680 You want to put in my pussy? 291 01:12:37,740 --> 01:12:39,160 Oh, yeah, that's it. 292 01:12:40,140 --> 01:12:41,140 Oh, 293 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:44,920 yeah, that's it. 294 01:12:48,980 --> 01:12:49,980 Okay, 295 01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:51,500 nice and gentle. 296 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,600 Nice and gentle, Mary Kathleen. 297 01:12:54,680 --> 01:12:55,680 Nice and gentle. 298 01:12:55,820 --> 01:12:56,960 Oh, yeah, just like that. 299 01:12:59,260 --> 01:13:00,400 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 300 01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:02,040 It's not a sword. 301 01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:03,320 You're not... 302 01:13:19,340 --> 01:13:20,340 Deeper, deeper, deeper. 303 01:13:20,780 --> 01:13:21,659 Ah, deeper. 304 01:13:21,660 --> 01:13:22,680 Oh, yeah. 305 01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:26,040 That's it. You can take a lot of this. 306 01:13:26,420 --> 01:13:28,540 Yeah, I can take a lot of anatomy, huh? 307 01:15:04,390 --> 01:15:06,430 You play with anatomy and I'll play with my clit. 308 01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:37,940 I'm going to sit here and I want you to ride me. 309 01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:42,360 Just like you're going to ride those cocks and those hoodies. This will be 310 01:17:42,360 --> 01:17:43,360 practice. Yeah? 311 01:17:43,580 --> 01:17:44,700 This will be good practice. 312 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:46,400 Come on, jump on. 313 01:17:47,180 --> 01:17:49,820 Oh, there it is. All over it, huh? 314 01:17:51,780 --> 01:17:52,780 I'll do it right. 315 01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:55,120 Not that hard. 316 01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:56,840 Easy. You'll break it. 317 01:17:57,880 --> 01:17:58,880 You'll break them. 318 01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:01,840 And that's it. 319 01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:10,200 That's it. Sit on it. 320 01:18:10,660 --> 01:18:11,660 Okay. 321 01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:13,500 Good girl. Go ahead and ride it. 322 01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:16,160 Just ride it. 323 01:18:17,220 --> 01:18:18,220 You're good. 324 01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:09,200 Mary Catherine. 325 01:19:50,470 --> 01:19:51,470 just like that 326 01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:32,520 You're like a wild beast. 327 01:23:33,660 --> 01:23:35,580 You'll never be able to tame me, Miss Rose. 328 01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:40,520 You're like a 329 01:23:40,520 --> 01:23:44,300 wild beast. 330 01:23:44,860 --> 01:23:48,140 You'll never be able to tame me. That's because... 331 01:24:03,020 --> 01:24:09,200 I'm Mike, I'm Mike Tony, uh, I'm looking for a young lady named, uh, 332 01:24:09,420 --> 01:24:13,900 Candy. I'm assuming, uh, you must be her. 333 01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:16,400 Yeah, what's it to you, asswife? 334 01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:19,620 Whoa, hey, you shouldn't be talking like that. 335 01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:21,600 Um, I'm 18. 336 01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:25,140 I can say whatever I want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can do whatever I want. Yeah, 337 01:24:25,140 --> 01:24:26,280 yeah, yeah. You know what? 338 01:24:26,660 --> 01:24:30,520 Yeah, that's why I'm here. Your parents warned me about you. 339 01:24:31,070 --> 01:24:36,650 And by the looks of things, by the way you were dressed, I think I'd have to 340 01:24:36,650 --> 01:24:38,930 agree with them. As I said, I'm 18. 341 01:24:39,350 --> 01:24:43,930 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? You know what, Sierra? 342 01:24:44,190 --> 01:24:47,870 When I was 18... Wow. 343 01:24:49,930 --> 01:24:54,190 Let me tell you something when I was 18. 344 01:24:54,910 --> 01:24:56,790 I had just moved to the Valley. 345 01:24:58,410 --> 01:25:00,070 And life was good. 346 01:25:00,510 --> 01:25:07,110 yeah when i was young i was good looking i was hot the women thought i was hot 347 01:25:07,110 --> 01:25:14,070 uh i hung out with really hot women lived the life uh i mean i could go 348 01:25:14,070 --> 01:25:19,810 on and on you know booze were plentiful life was great and let me tell you these 349 01:25:19,810 --> 01:25:24,690 women these were fast women not the kind of women you would want to bring home 350 01:25:24,690 --> 01:25:28,650 to your mom but let me tell you you probably had a 351 01:25:29,360 --> 01:25:30,900 Fucking them with their mom. 352 01:25:32,140 --> 01:25:33,140 Ew. 353 01:25:33,560 --> 01:25:35,180 It's not what you'd think, you know. 354 01:25:35,700 --> 01:25:42,220 A lot of these girls, you know, they basically have an 355 01:25:42,220 --> 01:25:47,280 agent who are kind of also known as a pimp. But we'll get to that later. 356 01:25:47,820 --> 01:25:50,020 Um, I know what a pimp is, dude. 357 01:25:52,260 --> 01:25:53,620 You do, do you, huh? 358 01:25:53,980 --> 01:25:55,020 Well, let me tell you. 359 01:25:55,420 --> 01:25:56,520 I don't know if you do. 360 01:25:56,960 --> 01:25:58,440 I, uh, you know. 361 01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:04,540 When I moved out to the valley, I came across some douchebags, some scumbags. 362 01:26:04,900 --> 01:26:10,920 And let me tell you, I've done some porn movies. 363 01:26:11,180 --> 01:26:16,100 And let me tell you, sweetheart, by the way you talk and the way you dress, 364 01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:18,620 you're heading in that direction. 365 01:26:19,060 --> 01:26:24,840 You know, I served my time in the business, had some good times. But then, 366 01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:25,840 know what? 367 01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:30,680 I ended up... in a van in the middle of Porn Valley. 368 01:26:34,700 --> 01:26:36,000 What's so funny? 369 01:26:36,500 --> 01:26:38,320 This is very serious. 370 01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:47,380 Really? Yeah. Trust me. You don't want to end up in a van in the middle of Porn 371 01:26:47,380 --> 01:26:52,440 Valley. Okay. First of all, you must have not been doing it right because 372 01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:54,240 heard it's a very profitable business. 373 01:26:55,700 --> 01:26:57,880 Sweetheart, I was the most... 374 01:26:59,579 --> 01:27:01,720 most requested male talent. 375 01:27:02,220 --> 01:27:06,120 Most. Every woman, every woman wanted to work with me. 376 01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:07,660 I tell you. 377 01:27:08,700 --> 01:27:14,600 And then I ended up in a van in the middle of Porn Valley. Porn Valley, 378 01:27:14,740 --> 01:27:15,980 blah, blah. Prove it. 379 01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:17,640 Oh. 380 01:27:18,420 --> 01:27:23,780 Really? Yeah. Prove to me that you were the most requested male porn star. 381 01:27:24,820 --> 01:27:25,820 What? 382 01:27:26,470 --> 01:27:27,470 Uh, really? 383 01:27:27,990 --> 01:27:28,990 Yeah. 384 01:27:29,290 --> 01:27:32,870 All right, um, it's been a minute. 385 01:27:33,370 --> 01:27:36,090 I need to get ready. Just give me a minute, okay? 386 01:27:36,510 --> 01:27:37,510 Okay. 387 01:28:03,020 --> 01:28:03,639 You ready? 388 01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:05,100 Mm -hmm. All right. 389 01:28:06,900 --> 01:28:08,360 Wow. What? 390 01:28:08,840 --> 01:28:10,000 Not what I expected. 391 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:11,760 Am I all right? 392 01:28:12,360 --> 01:28:13,900 Yeah, why don't you have a seat right here. 393 01:28:14,220 --> 01:28:15,220 Oh, all right. 394 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:26,860 Are you sure you want to do this? I mean, your mother sent me here to 395 01:28:26,860 --> 01:28:29,980 keep an eye on you, to reform you. 396 01:28:32,650 --> 01:28:36,610 Are you sure about this? Yeah. Yeah? Just shut up already. 397 01:28:36,830 --> 01:28:37,910 Oh, okay. 398 01:29:26,310 --> 01:29:29,110 Holy shit 399 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:49,800 Been a while. 400 01:32:19,020 --> 01:32:20,020 Yeah. 401 01:54:43,660 --> 01:54:44,660 You know what? 402 01:54:45,140 --> 01:54:46,760 That's what you should want to do. 403 01:55:15,210 --> 01:55:20,650 Well, as you can see, I'm here really early. I know it's 6 .30 in the morning, 404 01:55:20,810 --> 01:55:23,770 but I can keep myself entertained. 405 01:55:42,580 --> 01:55:47,580 So I know it might seem a little boring at this time at the bar, but I can keep 406 01:55:47,580 --> 01:55:48,580 myself entertained. 407 01:55:48,840 --> 01:55:52,160 You see, I can pour myself shots as big as I want. 408 01:56:23,950 --> 01:56:27,530 And I can fist pump without accidentally hitting anybody in the face. 409 01:56:39,350 --> 01:56:43,850 So, look, you have a while, like 10 hours, until anyone even gets here. 410 01:56:44,390 --> 01:56:45,690 What else do you do? 411 01:56:45,970 --> 01:56:51,450 Um, excuse me, I update my social networking status, because everybody 412 01:56:51,450 --> 01:56:52,570 know where the fuck I'm at. 413 01:56:53,420 --> 01:56:56,160 I'm sure they already know where you're at. The bar. 414 01:56:56,460 --> 01:56:59,980 Um, excuse me? Don't give me fucking attitude when you wanted me to be here 415 01:56:59,980 --> 01:57:01,080 this bullshit documentary. 416 01:57:02,080 --> 01:57:03,320 Okay, okay. Sorry. 417 01:57:03,540 --> 01:57:04,700 So what else? 418 01:57:05,420 --> 01:57:06,460 Um, what else? 419 01:57:06,680 --> 01:57:10,660 If you'd listen, I was about to get the fucking part. 420 01:57:16,220 --> 01:57:17,460 What about this one? 421 01:57:21,900 --> 01:57:23,040 Okay, not big enough? 422 01:57:24,340 --> 01:57:25,340 Whatever. 423 01:57:31,340 --> 01:57:33,420 Sorry. This one? 424 01:57:35,240 --> 01:57:38,380 A bigger? 425 01:57:38,660 --> 01:57:39,660 Really? 426 01:57:40,100 --> 01:57:41,260 Hold on a second. 427 01:57:42,960 --> 01:57:44,000 Uh -huh. 428 01:57:47,600 --> 01:57:48,680 This one. 429 01:57:50,140 --> 01:57:51,360 Okay, wait. 430 01:57:51,680 --> 01:57:52,680 I'll give you a choice. 431 01:57:57,360 --> 01:58:01,420 How about the purple one? Yeah, the purple one. 432 01:58:01,720 --> 01:58:03,600 And what do you want me to do with that? 433 01:58:04,460 --> 01:58:08,900 Why don't you give us a little show since we've got a lot of time, sweetie? 434 01:58:10,180 --> 01:58:11,200 A little show? 435 01:58:13,300 --> 01:58:20,160 Yeah. Sir, should I keep rolling on that, sir? Yeah, keep rolling on this, 436 01:58:20,940 --> 01:58:22,460 That's good shit. You said purple? 437 01:58:23,080 --> 01:58:24,080 Yeah, purple. 438 01:58:24,420 --> 01:58:25,420 Hmm. 439 01:58:26,140 --> 01:58:27,140 Not blue? 440 01:58:27,880 --> 01:58:29,340 No, the purple one. 441 01:58:30,400 --> 01:58:31,800 I'll start with the purple. 442 01:58:36,820 --> 01:58:38,460 You see where I come from. 443 01:58:39,280 --> 01:58:40,560 We do it like this. 444 01:59:09,930 --> 01:59:12,150 I'm gonna take a picture of this and put it up on my water. 445 01:59:16,110 --> 01:59:21,610 Oh yeah. 446 01:59:23,410 --> 01:59:24,410 Oh yeah. 447 01:59:28,510 --> 01:59:29,510 Yeah. 448 01:59:44,460 --> 01:59:45,460 Heckle. 449 02:01:05,550 --> 02:01:06,830 Can I do that, Mr. Producer? 450 02:01:07,910 --> 02:01:08,910 Mm -hmm. 451 02:01:09,170 --> 02:01:10,270 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 452 02:01:11,470 --> 02:01:13,230 You sound like you're getting buskied. 453 02:05:43,400 --> 02:05:45,240 How about I do it how I fucking want? 454 02:05:45,780 --> 02:05:46,780 Okay. 455 02:05:47,300 --> 02:05:48,300 Oh, God. 456 02:05:49,100 --> 02:05:51,040 I'm about to do a little fist pumping myself. 457 02:05:51,540 --> 02:05:52,540 Yeah? Yeah. 458 02:05:52,740 --> 02:05:55,360 You're going to show me? You don't know how to fist pump. You ain't from Jersey. 459 02:06:26,429 --> 02:06:27,429 Turn this on. 460 02:07:34,280 --> 02:07:35,280 like a nutjo - 461 02:09:42,469 --> 02:09:43,510 You're bossy. 462 02:09:44,110 --> 02:09:46,150 I do it how I fucking want. 463 02:12:05,200 --> 02:12:06,200 that quite handy. 464 02:12:45,180 --> 02:12:46,180 kooka. 465 02:12:47,980 --> 02:12:48,980 Yeah, 466 02:12:50,100 --> 02:12:52,440 you like my little kooka, don't you? 467 02:12:52,960 --> 02:12:55,100 You want to see it all over the water? 468 02:14:09,550 --> 02:14:10,750 Can I go back to drinking now? 469 02:14:11,530 --> 02:14:13,710 You can do whatever you want, Suki. 470 02:14:14,950 --> 02:14:16,570 Well I haven't seen a boy in a while. 30290

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