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Yeah, according to this,
it could be the final tour.
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Moving from news to opinion,
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I hope she does perform live again,
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but I don't think
she owes that to her fans
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after all she's given to us.
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You like Britney, Billy?
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No.
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Oh.
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That about wraps up the Daily Jacob.
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Hey, how about that SEPTA strike, huh?
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You think that's gonna happen?
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Nah, it's usually just all talk.
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Well, as a union man myself,
I stand beside ya.
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- Behind the line.
- Yeah.
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I stand behind you.
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You know, the thing about Britney
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that people don't understand...
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Okay. This is your stop.
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Oh, no. No, I'm... I'm not for,
like, four more blocks.
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I'm with them.
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End of the line.
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This is a block where I got roundhoused.
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Yes, James. Good answer.
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What else were
the Roaring '20s known for?
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Yes, Veronica.
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Mass-produced cars,
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including the Ford Model A
and the introduction of talkies.
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Okay, yes! Now we're talking.
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What else was this period known for?
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Anyone?
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RJ, what do you think?
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- I don't know.
- Oh, just throw something out there.
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RJ is a sweet kid, but he isn't engaged.
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You know, he's been suspended
once for absences,
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but he isn't disruptive at all.
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Quite the opposite, actually.
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He's just a bit, like, tuned out.
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But I know there's a way
I can get through to him.
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Never met a puzzle I couldn't solve.
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Except for today's Wordle.
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I mean, I know that...
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Ratio!
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Next time, the Great Depression.
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Hey, RJ, what's going on?
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Nothing.
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Seemed a little tired today.
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I'm alright.
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Everything okay at home?
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Uh, it's the same.
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Well, what if there was
something fun to do
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instead of going right home?
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You have any interest in
an after-school club?
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- I guess.
- Alright.
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You are gonna get a real
kick out of the podcast club.
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What are some of your favorite pods?
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No? Okay, well...
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I'll see you after school.
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Okay, guys, time is up,
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which means pencils go down, everyone.
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So in third grade,
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every kid in the Pennsylvania
public school system
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does an assessment test,
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and in the second grade, we take
a practice test for that test.
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I know this lesson
like the back of my hand.
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Which...honestly isn't a great saying
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because, you know,
I don't know my hand at all.
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They're like total strangers
looking up at me.
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I thought I timed it
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so I wouldn't have to talk to you.
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Yes. Two seconds.
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Just lift it.
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Alright. Stay next to your buddy.
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Oh, we just had the
most delightful walk.
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God, this darn machine.
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Janine, if you lift it
while you insert it,
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it'll make it go faster.
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I just said that.
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Yes, but not as majestically.
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Oh!
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Okay. Thank you.
Go celebrate in the hall.
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Come on. My turn.
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They did terribly.
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I don't get it.
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So, can't you just do
this kind of stuff remotely now?
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I could.
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I gotta head up
to Ms. Washington's class.
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You need anything else
while I'm down here?
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No. I'm good.
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Cool.
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Uh, excuse me. Hi, I'm Cedric,
the custodian in training.
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Wait. Has anyone ever called you
Cedric the Jani-tainer?
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Mr. Johnson, he's the trainee
the district sent you.
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Hey. The hand that's fixed
a thousand drips.
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It is an honor.
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The district's trying to push me out.
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Let them try. Classic ageism.
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Good luck fitting into this uniform.
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I got impossible measurements,
the perfect male form.
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Alright, Cedric.
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Follow me...
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if you can keep up.
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Breaking news
on the potential SEPTA strike.
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The union workers are
unhappy with the current...
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Anyone else nervous the SEPTA strike
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might actually happen?
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Not for a moment.
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Yeah, they should strike, though.
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The city's always screwing them over.
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Oh!
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Melissa, I know you were
worried, but I figured it out.
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Those practice tests are
culturally biased.
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Janine, Melissa's
students are all so Black.
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Yeah, and they killed it.
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You got the only white kid
in the school.
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How'd he do?
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Also very poorly.
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But maybe the cultural bias
is in the teaching.
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Like, you subconsciously
taught them your whiteness,
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and now they're thinking whitely.
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Stop.
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Yeah, I told her that was a bad theory.
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Sweetheart,
if you think this is an anomaly,
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just retest them.
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That is a good idea.
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Are you kidding me? I said this already.
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Yes, but not as majestically as Barb.
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I think they should
be just getting started.
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Yes. Aaliyah. Jaden, this is RJ.
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He is interested
in joining the podcast club.
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Good, 'cause it was starting
to get real stale up in here.
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Welcome to "This Abbott Life."
I'm Aaliyah.
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- I'm Jaden.
- And today we're joined by...
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RJ!
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This episode,
we're gonna be talking about
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- Abbott's new glow up.
- RJ, how do you feel
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about Abbott's new archery equipment?
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It's aight.
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Okay, one vote for "aight." Aight.
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I myself think it's a little dangerous.
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How about you, RJ?
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Uh...
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He's stunned, folks.
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Hey, why don't... why don't
we take a little break?
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And hold.
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And now we're at break.
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RJ, can we chat for a second?
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We're just gonna...
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So, Jaden and Aaliyah there,
they're setting you up.
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Feel free to just, like, jump right in.
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I don't like to talk,
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so I don't really know
if this is for me.
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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Well, we can... we can...
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we can find something else for you.
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Maybe you could be the researcher.
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Does that sound like fun?
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Or I don't see why we
couldn't have a student replace
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Mr. Eddie as the producer.
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I get what you're trying to do,
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but I think I'd just rather be at home.
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See ya, Mr. Hill.
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Okay. Um...
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So you think just anybody
can do this job?
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Good morning, Abbott.
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So now no one knows
if they're coming back
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or they're gonna pull
the New York "Housewives"
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- and just start over.
- Girlfriend, I told you,
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I don't know these people,
and I don't care.
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Melissa, Melissa,
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what time did you give
your students the practice test?
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Morning? Morning.
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Whoo! I knew it. I knew it! Whoo!
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Okay, so I was
racking my brain all last night.
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And all yesterday
afternoon and all evening.
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Yes, yes, yes. And you gave your
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test first thing in the morning, right?
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I gave mine after lunch,
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therefore my kids were tired,
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- thus they underperformed.
- Okay. Yeah. It could be that.
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- Yeah.
- Or it could be that...
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it's just practice, man.
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It was just a practice. We're
talking about a practice test.
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It was... It was Allen Iverson.
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- Am I the only Sixers fan? Come on.
- Nice.
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Piss off.
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So I will be giving my kids
the test again in the morning.
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Ooh, and won't the kids just love that?
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They will! Thanks, Barb.
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As a janitor, you're gonna run
into graffiti from time to time.
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You never know when it's coming.
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Mm.
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What the hell?
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Gregory, please.
How would you get that out?
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Mm...
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I can't. You used a permanent marker.
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What the hell?
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Gregory, please.
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That's amazing. How did you do that?
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It's all in the flick of the wrist.
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- That sounds like arthritis.
- You're damn right it is.
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You can't learn this.
You gotta earn this.
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Hey, Mr. Johnson, what's in that?
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My lungs are burning.
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Three parts moonshine,
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one part you don't wanna know.
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- Hey!
- What?!
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You gonna get this?
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Ava, can I redo the practice test?
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"Ava, can I redo the practice test?"
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So annoying. Do whatever you want.
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Wait. Come here.
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Let me ask you a question.
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Okay.
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What's it like to date you?
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Oh! Okay, well...
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dating me is like playing
a mysterious board game.
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I'm trying to figure out
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- what it's like to date a poor.
- A what?
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A poor. A singular of poor people.
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You know, what do you and Gregory do?
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Do you, like, walk around, or...?
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What do you eat for dinner?
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We usually just eat at my place.
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Oh. My Place. That sounds cute.
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I never heard of that restaurant.
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"My place" is where we cook the food
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that we bought at the grocery store.
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Oh, my God.
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Please, only one annoying person
at a time.
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Okay, well, I'm done.
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I... I have a serious question
about a student.
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Now, why the hell
is everybody coming in here
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asking me about students today?
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I thought you might have
some information on RJ McCann.
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Um, I'm struggling with him a bit.
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You know who else
is struggling? His dad.
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That man has the worst case
of struggle face I've ever seen.
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It's like...
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Back to RJ, I just... I need
to figure out something
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to get him engaged in school.
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Well, I see that's important,
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because if you lose him in eighth grade,
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he might be lost forever.
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Well, I'm off to teach step class.
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Wait! Can I... Can I bring RJ?
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Yeah. Just don't let his dad show up,
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'cause whew, Lord.
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- Oh, pretty color.
- Oh, thank you.
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And thank you so much
for taking me, Barb.
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Ever since my nail salon burned down,
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I have the hands of a
rock-climbing construction worker.
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Yeah, you needed a manicure,
and I needed some me time
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because Janine was working
my nerves this morning.
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"I mean, it's just practice, man.
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You know? It's not the test.
It's just practice."
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Right?
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You know, I remember
when I was a young teacher,
259
00:11:04,816 --> 00:11:07,818
oh, I'd get so stressed out
about all this stuff.
260
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:11,420
And as annoying as it is...
261
00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:12,921
I understand.
262
00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:13,992
Yeah, no, you're right.
263
00:11:14,017 --> 00:11:16,560
She'll figure it out, just like we did.
264
00:11:16,617 --> 00:11:18,159
Melissa, you ever think about retir...
265
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,495
Wait, shh, shh.
This is about the strike.
266
00:11:20,496 --> 00:11:23,540
Oh, wow. This is more exciting
than a high-speed car chase.
267
00:11:23,541 --> 00:11:24,999
Hey, can you turn this up?
268
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,459
Can you turn that up?
269
00:11:31,382 --> 00:11:33,174
Not bad.
270
00:11:33,175 --> 00:11:36,052
Jacob, are you stupid?
He clearly hates this.
271
00:11:36,053 --> 00:11:37,721
Yeah, I c... I can see that. I'm just...
272
00:11:37,722 --> 00:11:39,931
I'm trying to find something
that he'll take to
273
00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:41,268
so that he doesn't have to
go straight home.
274
00:11:41,293 --> 00:11:43,017
Well, he should like that thing
275
00:11:43,018 --> 00:11:44,310
if you want him to keep doing it.
276
00:11:44,311 --> 00:11:46,063
You did ask the kid
what he enjoys, right?
277
00:11:48,107 --> 00:11:49,899
'Kay, so you are stupid.
278
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,631
Stop guessing and just ask him.
279
00:11:51,656 --> 00:11:52,699
RJ, come here.
280
00:11:55,072 --> 00:11:57,824
What kinds of things do you like to do?
281
00:11:57,825 --> 00:12:00,952
Hang out with friends.
I like to be outside.
282
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:03,330
Quiet. And nature's cool, I guess.
283
00:12:04,441 --> 00:12:06,083
Hold that thought.
284
00:12:07,199 --> 00:12:09,085
Do I have to keep stepping?
285
00:12:09,086 --> 00:12:10,462
- Please don't.
- Thank you.
286
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,713
Girls.
287
00:12:11,714 --> 00:12:12,922
Hey, come on, come on, come on.
288
00:12:12,923 --> 00:12:14,132
Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
289
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,636
Gregory! Gregory,
urgent question for you.
290
00:12:16,661 --> 00:12:19,413
Is there room in your garden
for one more Goofball?
291
00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:21,063
For the thousandth time,
292
00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:22,881
that program is for the students.
293
00:12:22,906 --> 00:12:24,740
No, no, not... not for me, for RJ.
294
00:12:24,765 --> 00:12:26,777
I think he would really thrive in it.
295
00:12:26,802 --> 00:12:28,219
You know, this could've been a text
296
00:12:28,244 --> 00:12:29,787
that you sent tomorrow.
297
00:12:29,812 --> 00:12:31,980
Wait. Are you...
Are you wearing a t-shirt?
298
00:12:32,005 --> 00:12:34,214
- Cute!
- Who's that? Is that Jacob?
299
00:12:34,239 --> 00:12:36,004
- Janine!
- Jacob, can you hear me?
300
00:12:36,029 --> 00:12:37,154
- Yeah!
- Can you see me?
301
00:12:37,179 --> 00:12:38,638
- N-No.
- No.
302
00:12:38,663 --> 00:12:40,538
- Can you reverse it?
- Well, I got you a...
303
00:12:40,563 --> 00:12:41,897
Press the... It's in the, um...
304
00:12:41,922 --> 00:12:44,215
Jacob! Hi!
305
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,907
Oh, I'm working on my practice test,
306
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,475
so I can't really talk right now.
307
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:48,708
Well, that's why he didn't call you.
308
00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:49,751
- Oh.
- Yeah.
309
00:12:49,776 --> 00:12:51,207
- What are you up to?
- Well...
310
00:12:51,232 --> 00:12:53,358
Oh, wait.
Hold on. Gregory's getting an e-mail.
311
00:12:54,051 --> 00:12:56,969
Who the hell is Angela
from GNC Customer Support?
312
00:12:56,994 --> 00:13:00,163
Um, okay. Uh, RJ is welcome
to join the Goofballs.
313
00:13:00,188 --> 00:13:01,522
- Okay.
- Uh, please text next time.
314
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:02,964
- Gregory, who's Angela?
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
315
00:13:02,989 --> 00:13:04,613
- Who is that?
- No, she's not an issue...
316
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:10,248
Alright, smarty pants, what
would you do in this situation?
317
00:13:10,273 --> 00:13:12,649
To unclog a toilet,
I would use the plunger.
318
00:13:12,674 --> 00:13:14,585
That's what they want you to do.
319
00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:16,986
Who's they? Big plunger, baby boy.
320
00:13:16,987 --> 00:13:18,488
Let me show you a little trick.
321
00:13:21,325 --> 00:13:24,244
Morton, that you?
322
00:13:24,245 --> 00:13:25,620
No...
323
00:13:25,621 --> 00:13:27,497
Come on now,
I know that sniffle anywhere.
324
00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:29,123
I said it's not me.
325
00:13:29,124 --> 00:13:30,750
Whatever it is, you can't move on
326
00:13:30,751 --> 00:13:32,585
if you don't say what's going on.
327
00:13:32,586 --> 00:13:34,462
Everybody hates me.
328
00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:36,589
Oh, come on now. What did I tell you?
329
00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:38,466
How I shouldn't base my self-worth off
330
00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:41,302
of other people's opinions of me.
331
00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:42,887
Even if they're right.
332
00:13:45,641 --> 00:13:46,766
You didn't hear any of that, did you?
333
00:13:46,767 --> 00:13:49,644
- Nah.
- Thanks, man.
334
00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:51,188
I'm going to go get back to work.
335
00:13:53,687 --> 00:13:57,357
You see, fixing what's broken
just requires a magic touch.
336
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,904
Okay.
337
00:14:01,475 --> 00:14:03,350
Hey!
338
00:14:06,871 --> 00:14:08,663
Barb, good news.
339
00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:12,333
- 50% off all linens at the Ross?
- Uh, no. Not that.
340
00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:15,295
My class retook the test
under the ideal conditions...
341
00:14:15,296 --> 00:14:17,547
in the morning,
bright-eyed and focused...
342
00:14:17,548 --> 00:14:19,883
and I set the thermostat to 89
343
00:14:19,884 --> 00:14:23,303
in order to get it to the highly
productive temperature of 73.
344
00:14:23,304 --> 00:14:25,652
- That's a whole lot of information.
- Yeah, yeah.
345
00:14:25,681 --> 00:14:26,691
And you know what?
346
00:14:26,716 --> 00:14:28,659
Now, they're probably
not gonna all be perfect scores,
347
00:14:28,684 --> 00:14:30,738
but I'm just excited to see how
much they've improved, right?
348
00:14:30,763 --> 00:14:32,639
- Yes.
- So here we go. Last one.
349
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,249
Alright.
350
00:14:37,092 --> 00:14:38,294
Okay.
351
00:14:40,821 --> 00:14:43,031
Trombone.
352
00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:45,533
Let's push it through. Yeah. Okay.
353
00:14:45,534 --> 00:14:47,952
Ah. Okay, so it is official.
354
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:49,163
My class...
355
00:14:51,498 --> 00:14:52,874
straight up failed.
356
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:55,586
Womp, womp.
357
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:01,859
Melissa, these chocolate-covered raisins
358
00:15:01,884 --> 00:15:03,927
are gonna be the death of me.
359
00:15:03,928 --> 00:15:05,595
- Gregory, you want some?
- Oh.
360
00:15:05,596 --> 00:15:07,180
No, thank you. I don't understand why
361
00:15:07,181 --> 00:15:09,641
anyone would ruin a raisin
by dipping it in chocolate.
362
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:10,809
Man, you are sick.
363
00:15:12,592 --> 00:15:15,052
Well, my kids failed the retest.
364
00:15:15,077 --> 00:15:17,458
Even Claudia? She's a great student.
365
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:20,485
Yeah, even Claudia.
You know, I don't get it.
366
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:21,825
I... It was the right time of day.
367
00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:23,768
Their bellies were full,
but not too full.
368
00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:26,253
They were bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
369
00:15:26,278 --> 00:15:28,237
Well, it looks like you figured
out what the problem is then.
370
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,387
- Mm-hmm.
- What?
371
00:15:29,412 --> 00:15:31,245
- You.
- What?!
372
00:15:31,246 --> 00:15:34,415
- Damn.
- No, no, no, no. I am not the problem.
373
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:37,168
My kids have passed
every year with flying colors.
374
00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:39,045
The way I've taught the test works.
375
00:15:39,046 --> 00:15:40,171
And now it doesn't.
376
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:42,006
Yeah, you can teach it the same way
377
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:44,133
five years, six years,
everything's fine.
378
00:15:44,134 --> 00:15:46,219
Then you get a new group of kids,
379
00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:48,179
all of a sudden it doesn't work anymore.
380
00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:50,473
Mm-hmm. I remember once I had a class
381
00:15:50,474 --> 00:15:53,810
I had to sing the ABCs
or they just didn't get it.
382
00:15:53,811 --> 00:15:56,688
Oh, and you just had to sing?
383
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,439
I just thought I had it figured out.
384
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,400
I mean...
385
00:16:00,401 --> 00:16:04,278
like, isn't there some point
where you've just got it down?
386
00:16:04,279 --> 00:16:07,240
No! Kid, "having it down"
387
00:16:07,241 --> 00:16:10,118
means you gotta know
when to change it up.
388
00:16:10,119 --> 00:16:11,588
Okay.
389
00:16:11,613 --> 00:16:15,408
I guess I will try...
trying something else.
390
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,809
- Switching up my methods.
- Okay.
391
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:20,697
I'm just happy that we all equally
helped you along this journey.
392
00:16:20,722 --> 00:16:22,839
Aww, Gregory.
393
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,424
What part did you play?
394
00:16:24,425 --> 00:16:25,467
Damn.
395
00:16:27,094 --> 00:16:29,387
So when you have a word problem,
396
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:31,055
you can map out what
you're reading like this.
397
00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:34,434
Okay, George has three cars.
398
00:16:34,435 --> 00:16:39,411
Bruce has two times
as many cars as George.
399
00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:43,067
So, how many cars does Bruce have?
400
00:16:43,068 --> 00:16:45,236
- Six!
- Six! Yes!
401
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,156
Let's hope he has a
driveway, right? Hey, Ava.
402
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,819
Hey.
403
00:16:49,844 --> 00:16:52,137
Ah! I just had a breakthrough
with my students.
404
00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:54,746
We came at test prep
a bit more visually,
405
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,622
so we're gonna need
to take the test again.
406
00:16:56,623 --> 00:16:57,915
For a third time?
407
00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:00,190
This isn't even a real test, Janine. No!
408
00:17:00,215 --> 00:17:02,257
Let's see if they can solve
this word problem.
409
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:05,076
If you have one teacher who
is getting on all my nerves...
410
00:17:05,101 --> 00:17:06,442
Alright, you don't have to answer that.
411
00:17:08,683 --> 00:17:11,059
Hey, uh, I was looking for you.
412
00:17:11,084 --> 00:17:12,335
Okay.
413
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,158
I finished up on the second floor.
414
00:17:14,183 --> 00:17:15,322
Great.
415
00:17:15,347 --> 00:17:17,661
Do you need anything else before I go?
416
00:17:17,686 --> 00:17:19,021
No.
417
00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:22,861
Alright then, uh, I'll head out.
418
00:17:22,989 --> 00:17:25,025
It was really good seeing you again.
419
00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:26,820
You look nice.
420
00:17:30,407 --> 00:17:31,492
Hi, Janine.
421
00:17:32,826 --> 00:17:35,703
So...
422
00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:37,580
O'Shon is the poor guy?
423
00:17:37,581 --> 00:17:38,831
Don't eavesdrop on me.
424
00:17:38,832 --> 00:17:40,334
You're in my classroom.
425
00:17:42,503 --> 00:17:44,253
- When you cook at home...
- Mm-hmm?
426
00:17:44,254 --> 00:17:46,506
do you wash the dishes yourself?
427
00:17:46,507 --> 00:17:47,971
Ava, you are not rich.
428
00:17:47,996 --> 00:17:49,986
Let's pull up our bank accounts
and put 'em side by side.
429
00:17:50,011 --> 00:17:51,219
- I don't wanna do that.
- That's what I thought.
430
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,537
Okay.
431
00:17:54,577 --> 00:17:57,996
Yeah. There you go.
Just like that, in the sun.
432
00:17:58,021 --> 00:18:00,245
Oh, hey, RJ, that's really good.
433
00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:01,650
Thanks.
434
00:18:01,675 --> 00:18:03,175
How come he never compliments me?
435
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,666
'Cause you never do anything good.
436
00:18:06,568 --> 00:18:08,361
How's he... How's he doing?
437
00:18:08,362 --> 00:18:09,487
Looks good.
438
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,447
Honestly, great. He's a natural.
439
00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:14,200
I haven't seen anybody
this good at plants since...
440
00:18:14,201 --> 00:18:15,743
well, me.
441
00:18:15,744 --> 00:18:17,496
Awesome. Yes.
442
00:18:23,377 --> 00:18:25,878
Maybe Goofballs isn't his thing either.
443
00:18:25,879 --> 00:18:28,506
But we'll find something he loves.
444
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:31,717
I'm not gonna give up.
I'm not gonna stop.
445
00:18:31,718 --> 00:18:33,553
I'm gonna work harder.
446
00:18:33,554 --> 00:18:34,929
I'm a survivor,
447
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:37,390
I'm gonna make it, I will s...
448
00:18:37,391 --> 00:18:41,227
Point is, w-we're gonna find,
um, the right fit for RJ.
449
00:18:41,228 --> 00:18:44,522
And that's how I popularized
the phrase "That's trash."
450
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:45,815
What? That was you?
451
00:18:45,816 --> 00:18:47,441
I also came up with "I'll be back,"
452
00:18:47,442 --> 00:18:49,861
but that bum from Australia
stole it from me.
453
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,196
I got to be honest with you,
Mr. Johnson.
454
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:55,491
- Do you?
- Yeah, I do, because I respect you.
455
00:18:55,492 --> 00:18:57,994
The district sent me here
to train with you...
456
00:18:57,995 --> 00:19:00,663
- so I could replace you.
- I know, son.
457
00:19:00,664 --> 00:19:04,417
- But... But I can never do what you do.
- I know, son.
458
00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:07,545
But, listen, you're gonna
make a great janitor.
459
00:19:08,672 --> 00:19:10,381
Just not here.
460
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:13,010
Wow.
461
00:19:17,466 --> 00:19:20,176
Alright, what's this about?
462
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:22,226
Take a seat. I need to talk to you.
463
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:24,937
If I'm gonna let myself
be pursued by O'Shon,
464
00:19:24,938 --> 00:19:28,274
I really need to understand
the mindset of a poor man.
465
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:31,903
And the only way to do that is
to go to the poorest man I know.
466
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:36,240
Say I could get you a $15,000 raise,
467
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:38,826
say the equivalent
of a district IT worker.
468
00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:40,088
What would you do with it?
469
00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:42,139
I'd to pay off my student loans.
470
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,182
Your student what?
471
00:19:43,207 --> 00:19:44,833
Or buy a nicer car.
472
00:19:44,858 --> 00:19:47,393
No. What would you do for Janine?
473
00:19:48,998 --> 00:19:51,499
- Buy her a nicer car?
- This is what I came for.
474
00:19:51,798 --> 00:19:53,882
Yeah, I'd probably
try to find a reliable...
475
00:19:53,907 --> 00:19:55,119
- pre-owned...
- Ugh! Ugh!
476
00:19:55,144 --> 00:19:57,627
- hybrid.
- Get out.
477
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,515
- So, am I getting a raise?
- No!
478
00:20:01,516 --> 00:20:03,184
Why would I give you a raise?
479
00:20:03,185 --> 00:20:05,322
You're so irresponsible with your money.
480
00:20:06,645 --> 00:20:09,838
RJ, he's just...
just your average kid, Billy.
481
00:20:09,863 --> 00:20:12,586
You know, he takes SEPTA
just like you and me.
482
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:15,613
So I'm gonna figure it out.
483
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,573
And you know why, Billy?
484
00:20:17,574 --> 00:20:19,951
Oh, let me guess.
485
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,161
Because it's your damn job?
486
00:20:22,162 --> 00:20:23,704
You are such a good listener.
487
00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:26,040
Yeah, well, legally, I'm not
allowed to wear headphones.
488
00:20:26,041 --> 00:20:29,460
Oh! Time for news updates.
489
00:20:31,213 --> 00:20:34,131
Oh. Wow. That c... That can't be right.
490
00:20:34,132 --> 00:20:36,384
It says that SEPTA's demands went unmet,
491
00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:38,928
and they called the strike.
492
00:20:38,929 --> 00:20:41,597
- That's news to me.
- Attention, drivers.
493
00:20:41,598 --> 00:20:44,141
The city failed to meet our
very reasonable demands.
494
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:48,104
We will be going on strike.
Stand by for further updates.
495
00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:50,607
Well, it looks like
you gotta get out, Jacob.
496
00:20:51,942 --> 00:20:54,360
Oh, my God. It... It's happening now?
497
00:20:54,361 --> 00:20:57,113
Yeah, seems that way.
498
00:20:57,114 --> 00:21:00,408
Yeah. Gotta stand by the working man.
499
00:21:00,409 --> 00:21:02,104
Can you do that?
500
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:04,829
Proudly.
501
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,372
I believe in you.
502
00:21:06,373 --> 00:21:09,166
Do we got to get out?
503
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,793
Oh! How exciting!
504
00:21:10,794 --> 00:21:12,044
It's historic! Do we got to get out?
505
00:21:12,045 --> 00:21:13,796
No, no, no. You guys are good.
506
00:21:13,797 --> 00:21:15,423
Strike doesn't start till tomorrow.
507
00:21:15,424 --> 00:21:17,205
But for him...
508
00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:18,480
it starts today.
509
00:21:20,304 --> 00:21:21,971
Wait!
510
00:21:21,972 --> 00:21:23,348
Billy!
511
00:21:23,430 --> 00:21:27,430
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