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Yes!
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So, Abbott's putting on
a Christmas show.
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It's the first one.
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I have been asked
to choreograph a step routine.
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I was asked by myself
when Ava was unavailable.
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Couldn't turn myself down, you know?
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All right. We are
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going to be stepping
to the perfect song.
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Hold on to your stockings.
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What song is that?
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What? You're kidding, right?
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No.
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You guys seriously don't know this?
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It's Run-DMC.
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What's Run-DMC?
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Oh, kids. No, no.
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How do you... How do you not
know... It... It's...
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♪ It was December 24th
on Hollis Ave after dark ♪
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♪ When I seen a man chillin'
with his dog in the park ♪
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♪ I approached him very slowly
with my heart full of fear ♪
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♪ Looked at his dog, oh, my God ♪
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♪ An ill reindeer ♪
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Ahh! We're singing
"Christmas in Hollis"?
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Yeah, Jacob. They don't know it.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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They don't know...
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♪ It's Christmastime in Hollis, Queens ♪
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♪ Mom's cooking chicken and ♪
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♪ Collard greens ♪
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♪ Rice and stuffing,
macaroni and cheese ♪
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♪ And Santa put gifts
under Christmas trees ♪
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♪ Eeeee, decorate your house
with lights at night ♪
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♪ Snow's on the ground,
snow white so bright ♪
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♪ In the fireplace is the yule log ♪
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♪ Beneath the mistletoe
as we drink eggnog ♪
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♪ Ay! ♪
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♪ Rhymes so loud and proud,
you hear it ♪
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♪ It's Christmastime
and we got the spirit ♪
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♪ Jack Frost chillin' ♪
♪ The orchids out ♪
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♪ And that's what
Christmas is all about ♪
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Hunh!
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Can we just do Ariana Grande?
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No, no, no.
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- Synced and corrected by synk -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- And...
- ♪ Deck the halls with ♪
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♪ Bells of holly ♪
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Sweethearts, it's boughs of holly.
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Not "bells," babies.
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Mrs. Howard, what's a bough?
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My class is headlining
the Christmas show
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with a performance of "Deck the Halls."
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And I am so excited because
it's my favorite time of year.
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And, as the children say,
it's gonna be a sleigh.
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S-L-E-I-G-H.
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Get it? "Sleigh!"
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Five, six, seven, eight...
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Mrs. Howard, I can't do
the Christmas show.
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We don't celebrate.
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Oh, Khadija, I am so sorry.
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Mrs. Howard was on autopilot and forgot.
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But can you contribute a snowflake?
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Wonderful.
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All right, let's take it from the top.
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I got the whole tomatoes,
diced tomatoes,
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crushed tomatoes, got the gabagool,
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mortadel, prociut, soppressat...
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Do any of these words have endings?
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Do you plan on getting a haircut?
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Relax. I'm getting one this week.
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What's with all the meat?
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Oh, she's making Christmas
Eve dinner for her family this year.
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Gotta have the meats.
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My brother can take down a whole pig
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by himself, hooves and all.
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Wow. I cannot wait for
a Schemmenti Christmas Eve.
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Jacob, I haven't
formally invited you yet.
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I live there.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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Don't forget, you gotta get
extra bedding for the couch
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'cause your brother is not
sleeping on the new plastic.
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Your brother?
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Yeah. Caleb's coming down
from Albany at the end of the week
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and, uh, staying for Christmas.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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- It's not.
- Okay.
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I haven't seen him in three years,
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and, uh, there was always friction.
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He's, like, everything
my folks ever wanted.
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He was popular. He played football.
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He even had a teenage pregnancy scare
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and somehow still managed
to be the family's golden child.
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The older brother, uh,
can sometimes cast a big shadow.
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- He's my younger brother.
- All right, dawg. I tried.
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Okay, well, I'll tell you what...
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That Caleb is not coming to my dinner.
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Great. Yeah.
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We don't want him there, anyway.
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Jacob, you're still on the wait list.
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Just like Morehouse.
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Oh! That was fantastic,
girlies... and Tim!
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We are one step closer
to nailing this routine
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and turning you all into Run-DMC fans.
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You finally made a routine we all like.
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Oh, okay.
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I don't think we have to use
the word "finally."
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It's not my favorite adverb.
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Why don't we take a breather? Okay?
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Ha! You don't get to be on stage.
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I don't celebrate Christmas.
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Santa doesn't bring you presents.
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Santa doesn't like you.
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Stop it right now and apologize.
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We do not treat each other that way.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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Oh. Khadija, I'm sorry your classmates
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teased you that way.
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Are you okay?
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Thank you, Mrs. Howard. I'm okay.
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I just wish I could be on stage, too.
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The whole point of this show
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is celebrating that holiday
feeling of being together.
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And every student deserves
to be included.
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Any luck with the projector?
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Oh, it's working great.
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There's a rabbit.
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I'm a janitor, not an Apple Genius.
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You need to call that
district I.T. man down here.
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- O'Shon.
- Oh, you know his name, huh?
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Interesting.
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Oh. Hello, Ava.
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To what do we owe this visit
to the second floor?
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Somebody came in asking for you.
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Their story was fishy,
but I gave him a visitor badge,
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just to see what would happen.
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Jakey!
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Caleb? You're not supposed to be here
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till the end of the week.
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Oh, come on, is that how
you're gonna greet your little bro?
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Bring it in.
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Little bro from another mo?
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Nope. We both came out
the same incredible woman.
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Okay. All right.
That's enough. I'm at work.
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Not until the back cracker.
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- No.
- Crack! Crack!
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Okay. Breathe out. Breathe out.
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Crack, there it is.
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Okay. Yeah, yeah. You know I hate that.
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Ava, this is, uh...
this is my brother, Caleb.
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What up, Caleb? I like your energy.
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Seems chaotic.
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Yeah.
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Um, what are you doing here?
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Just wanted to see
the brojo in his dojo.
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You know, kickin' knowledge
into kids' craniums.
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- Whsst!
- Yeah, that's great,
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but, um... uh, well,
the day... the day is over.
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No worries. Uh, I'll come back
tomorrow, then.
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My week's clear.
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As a personal trainer,
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sometimes you gotta
take days off to make gains.
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Hill mentality... trademarked.
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Okay.
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Don't, um... let's, uh... Come on.
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- Um... so...
- Let's go!
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Hey, do you wanna wrestle?
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Oh! Perfect! That was perfect, guys!
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Don't change a thing! Oh, my goodness.
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After weeks of hard work
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and... and... and sleeping under
my desk a few nights, I did it.
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Ava, take down that tree,
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and, Janine, get back under your desk.
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We are not doing a
Christmas-themed show anymore.
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Really?!
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Um, oh.
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Uh, w-we can still do
"Christmas in Hollis," right?
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No, find another song.
It is now Winter at Abbott.
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Has my power been usurped?
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We don't remember allowing that.
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Okay, Tetris that in there.
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- Okay, this goes there.
- If I could just...
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Melissa, this is a communal fridge.
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You can't take up all the space.
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I'm hosting my family for dinner.
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All right? I need the extra space.
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I already bought an extra freezer
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because I gotta share
my at-home fridge with Jacob
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and his stupid non-dairy milks.
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And you are welcome to all the
sweet pea milk you can drink.
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Everyone, this is my brother, Caleb.
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Hey. Gregory. Nice to meet you, man.
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And nice to meet you... Whoa!
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Solid grip, great set
of calluses. You lift.
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I always wanted Jakey to lift with me,
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but it was never his thing, you know?
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Hey, I lifted...
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the spirits of everyone around me.
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Well, it's nice meeting you.
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I'm gonna let you
out of this conversation
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so I don't corner you with small talk.
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I deeply appreciate that.
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So, how was sleeping on the couch?
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You know, I have slept
on a lot of couches,
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but you got something special going on
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in that living room, baby girl.
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Thank you!
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You know, Jacob sits
on that couch every day.
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Never once has complimented it.
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Yeah, well, Melissa, I forgot to
tell you that Caleb is a Giants fan.
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Ah, I'd phrase it more
as I hate the Cowboys.
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- Good man. Good man right there.
- Uh-huh.
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What are you doing on,
uh, Christmas Eve?
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Oh, just hanging with the bro.
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Maybe go outside, build a bro-man.
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Well, I'm hosting a little dinner,
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so you should pull up a seat.
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I don't see why I couldn't.
I mean, I'll be there anyway.
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And so will I!
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What don't you understand
about wait lists?
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Oh, hey, this must be the famous Janine!
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I'm this wet fart's baby brother, Caleb.
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Ah, JK, Jakey.
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Oh, hi! It's nice to meet you, Caleb.
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Hey, you dance right?
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You know, I used to do a little, uh...
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- Hey. Hey. Hey.
- Ooh.
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Wow! That's actually really good!
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You know what? Actually,
we... we should probably,
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- uh, head out.
- Oh.
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- Get going. Sorry.
- Okay. Hey!
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Make sure you guys turn today up...
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to the maximum.
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- I will!
- Yeah. I like it.
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- Nice to meet you, man.
- Good guy in there.
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Yeah. Have a great day, all.
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Okay.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Melissa.
- What is this?
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- Can we...?
- What?
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What's up, Bar Bar?
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Don't call me that.
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Yes, ma'am. Hey, look.
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So, um, I'm actually here
to yell at you.
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- On behalf of the PTA... Respectfully.
- Mm-hmm.
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They found out that you're
trying to yeet Christmas,
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and they don't like that very much.
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Tell the parents not to worry.
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We are having a winter show
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so that all of the students
can participate.
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All right, so, Barb,
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if we 100% can't do
"Christmas in Hollis,"
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then I've compiled an extensive
list of non-Christmas songs.
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And I've arranged them
in order of step-ability.
253
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- So take a look.
- Mm.
254
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Janine, the only song on this list
255
00:09:09,642 --> 00:09:11,093
that'll work is "Let It Snow,"
256
00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,203
and it is far too adult
with all of that kissing
257
00:09:13,228 --> 00:09:14,738
in front of the fire, ugh.
258
00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,557
Mm, yeah. Yeah. You can't
forget the goodbying, too.
259
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,184
- Mm-hmm.
- They was nasty.
260
00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:22,390
The song must include
spending time with loved ones,
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00:09:22,415 --> 00:09:23,666
warm beverages,
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yet be enough of a throwback
that adults can enjoy,
263
00:09:26,485 --> 00:09:29,529
while simultaneously being fresh enough
264
00:09:29,554 --> 00:09:31,523
to engage our modern youth.
265
00:09:31,548 --> 00:09:34,049
Yes, that is word for word
what I put into the Google search.
266
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,859
No one's written that song.
267
00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,203
Yet!
268
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,788
Oh, no.
269
00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,206
You almost done?
270
00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,835
Uh, still got some work to do.
271
00:09:42,860 --> 00:09:44,654
I'll probably have to come back
tomorrow to finish up.
272
00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:46,847
No rush.
273
00:09:46,872 --> 00:09:48,249
So, this is a Christmas show?
274
00:09:48,274 --> 00:09:50,943
Well, it was,
but it's a winter show now.
275
00:09:50,968 --> 00:09:52,250
I'm just annoyed because
276
00:09:52,275 --> 00:09:54,235
I had this whole
Christmas giveaway planned
277
00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,762
with the tree and presents.
278
00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,671
But I can't do it now.
279
00:09:57,696 --> 00:10:00,632
You could make it
a winter giveaway, right?
280
00:10:00,657 --> 00:10:03,536
Change up the wrapping paper
to snowflakes or something,
281
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:07,351
and remove that angel with
a striking resemblance to you
282
00:10:07,376 --> 00:10:08,586
from the top of the tree.
283
00:10:08,611 --> 00:10:10,237
Oh, I wasn't looking for ideas.
284
00:10:10,262 --> 00:10:11,742
I was just complaining.
285
00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,739
I like to give back
around Christmastime, too.
286
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,366
Like what?
287
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,367
I go to the soup kitchen.
288
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,445
Oh, so you're kind and stuff.
289
00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:21,888
You don't need to brag about it.
290
00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:28,724
All right, so, as we all know, in 1492,
291
00:10:28,749 --> 00:10:31,335
Columbus set sail
with his three ships...
292
00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,733
the Niña, the Pinta, the Santa Maria.
293
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,427
No way! That's dope!
294
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:39,764
Yeah, well, there's nothing dope
about mass colonization.
295
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,484
Oh, no, for sure, bro. Hundo P.
296
00:10:41,509 --> 00:10:44,471
I was just thinking... I wonder
if my exes Nina and Maria
297
00:10:44,496 --> 00:10:45,829
were named after those ships.
298
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,397
Doubt it.
299
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,414
They were sisters.
300
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,883
Maybe they got a third sister,
Pinta, out there waiting for me.
301
00:10:50,908 --> 00:10:52,576
Caleb, stop.
302
00:10:52,601 --> 00:10:53,718
My bad.
303
00:10:53,743 --> 00:10:55,255
Anyways, the Vikings
had reached the Americas...
304
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,699
Hey, I'm Aaliyah from the podcast club.
305
00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,659
We'd love to have you as guest.
306
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,007
We should totally sidebar.
307
00:11:01,032 --> 00:11:03,284
Laminated business cards?
308
00:11:03,309 --> 00:11:04,352
Sick!
309
00:11:04,377 --> 00:11:07,505
Guys, guys, eyes up here, please.
310
00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:10,742
♪ Season's greetings to you ♪
311
00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:13,937
Oh, darlings, that's wonderful,
but that's the wrong note.
312
00:11:13,962 --> 00:11:17,242
I have penned
a soon-to-be holiday classic
313
00:11:17,267 --> 00:11:19,906
that we will be performing
in the winter show.
314
00:11:19,969 --> 00:11:22,513
This way, no student
is left out of the performance,
315
00:11:22,513 --> 00:11:24,724
at least not for religious reasons.
316
00:11:24,724 --> 00:11:28,478
Still yet to be seen
for melodic reasons.
317
00:11:28,478 --> 00:11:30,897
Mrs. Howard, we wrote our own song.
318
00:11:30,897 --> 00:11:32,648
Well, sweetheart, this wasn't exactly
319
00:11:32,648 --> 00:11:35,401
a free-for-all writing assignment,
320
00:11:35,401 --> 00:11:37,576
but, um, let's hear it!
321
00:11:37,601 --> 00:11:39,447
♪ Snowmans are scary ♪
322
00:11:39,447 --> 00:11:41,073
♪ Hot cocoa makes me fart ♪
323
00:11:41,073 --> 00:11:43,426
Oh, that's lovely. Wonderful.
324
00:11:43,451 --> 00:11:46,454
But this year, we are going
to sing Mrs. Howard's song.
325
00:11:46,454 --> 00:11:47,872
- Hey, Mrs. Howard.
- Whoa!
326
00:11:47,872 --> 00:11:49,373
How's it looking with the song?
327
00:11:49,373 --> 00:11:50,500
You can't rush art, Janine.
328
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,627
Oh, okay. It's just, um,
329
00:11:52,627 --> 00:11:54,295
we're gonna need the song soon.
330
00:11:54,295 --> 00:11:56,422
Because I choreographed a routine
with some generic dance moves,
331
00:11:56,422 --> 00:11:58,716
but without the song,
we can't actually practice,
332
00:11:58,716 --> 00:12:00,426
so I don't want to rush art,
I just wanna know art's ETA.
333
00:12:00,426 --> 00:12:03,513
- J-Janine, give me some time...
- Okay.
334
00:12:03,513 --> 00:12:05,914
And you will have the song.
335
00:12:06,182 --> 00:12:07,683
- Okay!
- Ah!
336
00:12:10,811 --> 00:12:12,396
What do you think you're doing?
337
00:12:12,396 --> 00:12:14,524
I'm shoving Italian dishes
through a cafeteria window.
338
00:12:14,524 --> 00:12:16,025
What's it look like I'm doing?
339
00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:17,652
I ran out of room in the fridge.
340
00:12:17,652 --> 00:12:18,903
And don't tell me to put it in the snow.
341
00:12:18,903 --> 00:12:20,530
I already got two turkeys out there.
342
00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:21,948
I have a mini-fridge in my closet.
343
00:12:21,948 --> 00:12:23,199
You do?
344
00:12:23,199 --> 00:12:25,326
Well, thank you so much for offering.
345
00:12:25,326 --> 00:12:26,702
I didn't say you could use it.
346
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,454
I was just sharing information.
347
00:12:28,454 --> 00:12:29,803
I got a treadmill in there, too.
348
00:12:29,828 --> 00:12:31,165
Can't use that, either.
349
00:12:31,165 --> 00:12:32,917
Okay, so, first,
you fill up the lounge fridge.
350
00:12:32,917 --> 00:12:34,085
Now you're filling up this one, too?
351
00:12:34,085 --> 00:12:35,962
Where am I supposed to put my lunch?
352
00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:37,922
Mr. Johnson, are you allowing this?
353
00:12:37,922 --> 00:12:39,841
You allowing your hair
to grow out like that?
354
00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:41,789
Get a haircut, boy.
355
00:12:43,594 --> 00:12:46,138
Hey. Caleb said he was
gonna be with you,
356
00:12:46,138 --> 00:12:48,307
lending you moves,
elevating your routine?
357
00:12:48,307 --> 00:12:50,810
Well, he did. But now he's with Gregory,
358
00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:52,353
doing a pod for the podcast club.
359
00:12:52,353 --> 00:12:53,729
What?
360
00:12:55,147 --> 00:12:57,900
No! No! No!
361
00:12:57,900 --> 00:13:00,278
He actually went to prom by himself.
362
00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:01,571
He had no date.
363
00:13:01,571 --> 00:13:03,614
Got himself a sick corsage
and everything,
364
00:13:03,614 --> 00:13:05,404
and just strolled in solo,
ready to dance with anybody.
365
00:13:05,429 --> 00:13:07,451
Hey, stop the pod! Stop. Stop recording.
366
00:13:07,451 --> 00:13:08,703
Uh, Jacob, it's okay.
367
00:13:08,728 --> 00:13:10,188
It's not. Caleb, will you
step into the hallway
368
00:13:10,213 --> 00:13:11,464
with me, please?
369
00:13:13,374 --> 00:13:16,101
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
370
00:13:18,045 --> 00:13:20,381
What the...?
371
00:13:20,381 --> 00:13:22,049
Why did you come here?
372
00:13:22,049 --> 00:13:24,302
What do you mean? To hang out with you.
373
00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:26,762
Yeah, well, I haven't
seen you in three years.
374
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,347
Because you never come home.
375
00:13:28,347 --> 00:13:30,433
Yeah. Did you ever think about
why I don't come home?
376
00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:32,310
Because we turned
your bedroom into a gym?
377
00:13:32,310 --> 00:13:35,521
I mean, kind of, yeah.
That's one of many reasons.
378
00:13:35,521 --> 00:13:38,874
Look, Abbott is my new home, okay?
379
00:13:38,899 --> 00:13:41,152
And you come in here and you Caleb it up
380
00:13:41,152 --> 00:13:43,321
with your back crackers
and making fun of me.
381
00:13:43,321 --> 00:13:44,822
You know, when you said you were coming,
382
00:13:44,822 --> 00:13:46,824
I really hoped that things
would be different, you know,
383
00:13:46,824 --> 00:13:48,117
because we're adults now.
384
00:13:48,117 --> 00:13:49,994
But, clearly, nothing has changed.
385
00:13:49,994 --> 00:13:53,039
You have to be the favorite.
Everyone's favorite.
386
00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:55,124
Dude. I mean, if that's how you feel...
387
00:13:55,124 --> 00:13:57,310
That is how I feel.
388
00:13:57,335 --> 00:13:59,462
Then I guess I'll go.
389
00:13:59,462 --> 00:14:02,506
I'll go get my stuff
and stay with my buddy Connor.
390
00:14:05,843 --> 00:14:08,279
The back crackers meant no harm.
391
00:14:08,304 --> 00:14:10,848
They're supposed to relieve back pain.
392
00:14:12,391 --> 00:14:15,978
♪ We wish you all the good things ♪
393
00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:20,483
♪ The smiles remove the bad ♪
394
00:14:23,569 --> 00:14:25,279
Mrs. Howard, what's wrong?
395
00:14:25,279 --> 00:14:26,572
I'm sorry.
396
00:14:26,572 --> 00:14:28,532
You know,
I've just asked too much of you.
397
00:14:28,532 --> 00:14:30,368
And there... there isn't enough time
398
00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:31,869
for you to learn the song,
399
00:14:31,869 --> 00:14:36,540
so in order to save the winter show,
400
00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:39,168
I'm just gonna have to sing
the winter song myself.
401
00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:41,212
Nooooooo!
402
00:14:50,805 --> 00:14:52,223
Hey, man.
403
00:14:52,223 --> 00:14:53,641
How you doing?
404
00:14:53,641 --> 00:14:55,559
Well, I cannot lie to you, Gregory.
405
00:14:55,559 --> 00:14:58,020
I'm a little P.O.'d. Okay?
406
00:14:58,020 --> 00:15:00,591
But I wouldn't want to
burden you with my, uh...
407
00:15:00,615 --> 00:15:01,709
Let it out.
408
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,234
Caleb always does this!
409
00:15:03,234 --> 00:15:05,778
Everywhere he goes, it's the Caleb show.
410
00:15:05,778 --> 00:15:08,114
"Caleb's the coolest,
Caleb's the strongest,
411
00:15:08,114 --> 00:15:09,782
Caleb has his drone license."
412
00:15:09,782 --> 00:15:12,576
He is this constant reminder
of everything I'm not.
413
00:15:12,576 --> 00:15:14,537
It's one of the reasons
I left home in the first place.
414
00:15:14,537 --> 00:15:16,288
And now, I just... I just...
415
00:15:16,288 --> 00:15:19,083
I just feel like everything
I had run away from
416
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,627
has come, like,
crashing back down on me.
417
00:15:21,627 --> 00:15:23,664
I don't even know why he came here.
418
00:15:24,797 --> 00:15:27,054
I think you should come listen to this.
419
00:15:28,156 --> 00:15:29,320
But, you know,
420
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,945
when you're snowmobiling
at that altitude,
421
00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:32,638
the drone can't connect, so you...
422
00:15:32,638 --> 00:15:33,973
Wrong spot. Hang on.
423
00:15:33,973 --> 00:15:35,558
Okay.
424
00:15:35,558 --> 00:15:37,727
I obviously looked up to Jacob
my whole life.
425
00:15:37,727 --> 00:15:39,562
He was so smart.
426
00:15:39,562 --> 00:15:41,647
I realized I could
never be as smart as he was,
427
00:15:41,647 --> 00:15:43,566
so I put my brain in my muscles
428
00:15:43,566 --> 00:15:45,901
and became a jock and a drone pilot.
429
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:50,448
But Jacob's honestly the most
fearless person I've ever met.
430
00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:53,451
He never cared what
anyone else thought about him
431
00:15:53,451 --> 00:15:56,203
and always knew exactly who he was.
432
00:15:56,203 --> 00:15:58,622
He actually went to prom by himself.
433
00:15:58,622 --> 00:16:01,709
He had no date. Got himself
a sick corsage and everything,
434
00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:03,646
and just strolled in solo,
ready to dance with anybody.
435
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,254
Hey, stop the pod! Stop. Stop...
436
00:16:05,254 --> 00:16:06,797
And that's when you ran in
and started yelling at everyone.
437
00:16:06,797 --> 00:16:07,840
It's not.
438
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,383
Yeah. Okay.
439
00:16:10,047 --> 00:16:15,139
♪ Bar-ba-ra How-ow-ard ♪
440
00:16:17,808 --> 00:16:19,852
- ♪ Bar-ba... ♪
- I did it! I did it!
441
00:16:19,852 --> 00:16:21,979
Ava! O'Shon! Mr. Johnson!
Jacob! I did it!
442
00:16:21,979 --> 00:16:25,316
Ah! Contingency Dance Number 4
works with Barbara's song.
443
00:16:25,316 --> 00:16:28,778
The kids are locked in.
Let's get this show...
444
00:16:28,778 --> 00:16:31,197
on the road!
445
00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:32,990
Yes!
446
00:16:32,990 --> 00:16:35,159
Whatever.
447
00:16:40,164 --> 00:16:41,749
Thanks for coming.
448
00:16:41,749 --> 00:16:43,125
Thanks for texting.
449
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:44,376
I was coming anyway.
450
00:16:44,376 --> 00:16:47,254
Podcast kids invited me, and I didn't
want to let them down, you know?
451
00:16:47,254 --> 00:16:49,924
Hey, um, I'm sorry
452
00:16:49,924 --> 00:16:51,607
I flipped out on you yesterday.
453
00:16:51,632 --> 00:16:53,636
Just being around you,
454
00:16:53,636 --> 00:16:55,971
it reminds me of everything back home.
455
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,681
And I've been working really hard to,
456
00:16:57,681 --> 00:16:59,225
like, move past all that.
457
00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:01,310
Well, I don't want to take you
back to that place, bro.
458
00:17:01,310 --> 00:17:03,896
I'm proud of you for leaving.
459
00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:05,022
And, you know, I get it.
460
00:17:05,022 --> 00:17:06,482
But I'm not Mom and Dad,
461
00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:08,773
and I'm sorry if I ever
made you feel like that.
462
00:17:10,611 --> 00:17:12,738
You know, going to prom stag,
463
00:17:12,738 --> 00:17:16,617
I felt... so alone in that moment.
464
00:17:16,617 --> 00:17:19,453
Really? To me, it was just my big bro
465
00:17:19,453 --> 00:17:21,038
being a big boss, you know?
466
00:17:21,038 --> 00:17:22,581
Yeah, well, I-I-I couldn't have felt
467
00:17:22,581 --> 00:17:25,876
less like a boss back then.
468
00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:27,708
Hey, you know, if you ever need to talk,
469
00:17:27,733 --> 00:17:29,735
I'm just a phone call away, right?
470
00:17:31,423 --> 00:17:33,217
Hey, there's my friend.
471
00:17:33,217 --> 00:17:34,760
- How you doing?
- Hey, you!
472
00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,096
What? Me?
473
00:17:37,096 --> 00:17:39,515
Why do I have 20 pounds of
calamari in my fridge?
474
00:17:39,515 --> 00:17:41,058
Listen, I'll make you a deal.
475
00:17:41,058 --> 00:17:44,228
How do you feel about
a nice calamari chowder?
476
00:17:44,228 --> 00:17:46,021
Terribly.
477
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:48,232
Cannoli, on the other hand,
would sweeten the deal.
478
00:17:48,232 --> 00:17:49,775
- No glitz.
- Pistachio.
479
00:17:49,775 --> 00:17:52,236
- Chocolate chip.
- Pleasure doing business.
480
00:17:54,947 --> 00:17:57,616
All right.
Looks like you are good to go.
481
00:17:57,616 --> 00:17:58,742
The projector is fixed.
482
00:17:58,742 --> 00:18:01,370
I tuned up the sound system, and...
483
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:05,165
I went ahead and set up
some winter-friendly visuals.
484
00:18:05,165 --> 00:18:06,417
You know you're not
getting a tip, right?
485
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:09,253
I saw that you changed up the tree.
486
00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:11,171
You went with some different
wrapping paper for the gifts.
487
00:18:11,171 --> 00:18:13,132
Mm, came up with that on my own.
488
00:18:13,132 --> 00:18:14,592
Of course.
489
00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:17,177
I think I'll stick around a bit,
catch the show.
490
00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:20,556
And if anything goes wrong,
I'll be right here.
491
00:18:20,556 --> 00:18:22,349
Whatever.
492
00:18:30,608 --> 00:18:33,903
All right, everybody,
I want to see your smiles.
493
00:18:33,903 --> 00:18:35,571
What are you doing here?
494
00:18:35,571 --> 00:18:37,612
I don't know. I just go where
my feet take me.
495
00:18:37,637 --> 00:18:38,930
What? You can't...
496
00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:42,536
- Oh! Packed house, Barb.
- Yes.
497
00:18:42,536 --> 00:18:44,705
No pressure, but you've
already ruined Christmas.
498
00:18:44,705 --> 00:18:46,540
- I...
- Let's not ruin winter too.
499
00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:49,460
So, without further ado,
500
00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:51,295
headlining our inaugural Winter Show,
501
00:18:51,295 --> 00:18:54,048
we have Mrs. Barbara Howard
and her kindergartners
502
00:18:54,048 --> 00:18:55,507
and the Abbott Step Team.
503
00:18:55,507 --> 00:18:57,885
Enjoy... if possible.
504
00:18:57,885 --> 00:19:00,554
Take it away, Mrs. Howard.
505
00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:04,683
♪ Happ... ♪
506
00:19:04,683 --> 00:19:06,227
Oh.
507
00:19:07,490 --> 00:19:09,867
I said, take it away, Mrs. Howard!
508
00:19:11,482 --> 00:19:12,983
♪ Happ... ♪
509
00:19:12,983 --> 00:19:14,735
Oh, my voice!
510
00:19:14,735 --> 00:19:15,945
I can't sing.
511
00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:18,890
Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, um... Okay, okay.
512
00:19:18,915 --> 00:19:21,209
- Um...
- Um, I got it, I got it, I got it.
513
00:19:21,234 --> 00:19:23,444
- No. No. No.
- I got this. I got this. New plan!
514
00:19:23,469 --> 00:19:24,929
No, no, no, my team cannot pivot again.
515
00:19:24,954 --> 00:19:26,429
They practiced to Barbara's song.
516
00:19:26,454 --> 00:19:28,623
Okay, okay. One second. Little gang,
517
00:19:28,648 --> 00:19:30,817
y'all are gonna perform the song
that y'all wrote.
518
00:19:30,842 --> 00:19:31,977
- What?!
- Bad idea.
519
00:19:32,002 --> 00:19:34,380
Okay, listen. And then the steppers,
520
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:35,589
y'all just gonna do whatever.
521
00:19:35,589 --> 00:19:36,674
- No, do the routine.
- No!
522
00:19:36,674 --> 00:19:38,008
- Just go crazy.
- No, do the routine.
523
00:19:38,008 --> 00:19:39,426
- Oh, my God.
- Let's go.
524
00:19:39,426 --> 00:19:41,387
♪ Snowmans are scary ♪
525
00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:42,846
♪ Hot cocoa makes me fart ♪
526
00:19:42,846 --> 00:19:44,556
- ♪ Snowing ice cream ♪
- Wh...
527
00:19:44,556 --> 00:19:46,308
♪ Yum, yum, team ♪
528
00:19:46,308 --> 00:19:48,352
♪ Don't be mean ♪
529
00:19:48,352 --> 00:19:50,020
♪ I'll tell Kareem ♪
530
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:51,689
♪ Candy for lunch ♪
531
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:53,565
♪ Fruit punch, crunch ♪
532
00:19:53,565 --> 00:19:56,110
♪ It's cold out, sweaty jacket ♪
533
00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:57,569
Send that to Mom and Dad.
534
00:19:57,569 --> 00:19:58,862
They will hate it.
535
00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:00,197
♪ ...makes me fart ♪
536
00:20:00,197 --> 00:20:01,532
♪ Snowing ice cream ♪
537
00:20:01,532 --> 00:20:03,075
♪ Yum, yum, team ♪
538
00:20:03,075 --> 00:20:04,576
♪ Don't be mean ♪
539
00:20:04,576 --> 00:20:06,287
♪ I'll tell Kareem ♪
540
00:20:06,287 --> 00:20:08,080
♪ Candy for lunch ♪
541
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,540
♪ Fruit punch, crunch ♪
542
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:13,293
♪ It's cold out, sweaty jacket ♪
543
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:21,427
- Yeah! Encore!
- Whoa! Encore!
544
00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:24,054
- Mrs. Howard?
- Yes?
545
00:20:24,054 --> 00:20:26,181
Thank you so much for this.
546
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:29,143
My daughter is so happy she got
the chance to participate.
547
00:20:29,143 --> 00:20:30,853
- Thank you.
- Oh! Thank you.
548
00:20:30,853 --> 00:20:32,896
Ay, yo! Yo, yo, yo.
549
00:20:32,896 --> 00:20:34,606
We gonna need that encore from ya.
550
00:20:34,606 --> 00:20:37,164
Let's go!
551
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:41,380
- Hey, what's up, man?
- Oh, hey, um...
552
00:20:41,405 --> 00:20:42,781
where's Mike?
553
00:20:42,781 --> 00:20:44,533
Oh, last-minute vacation.
554
00:20:44,533 --> 00:20:46,410
But he filled me in on what you like.
555
00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:49,955
And he says to say, "Aloha,"
556
00:20:49,955 --> 00:20:53,500
but between us, he's in Galveston.
557
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,918
Yeah. That's Mike.
558
00:20:54,918 --> 00:20:57,880
Well, you know what I do for a living.
559
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,131
What do you do, Gregory?
560
00:20:59,131 --> 00:21:00,841
Oh, I'm a... I'm a teacher.
561
00:21:00,841 --> 00:21:02,801
Oh, cool.
562
00:21:02,801 --> 00:21:04,678
You know, my daughter's in education.
563
00:21:04,678 --> 00:21:06,388
Oh, yeah? She a teacher?
564
00:21:06,388 --> 00:21:08,140
She's a principal.
565
00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:10,768
Uh, I forget the name
of the school, though.
566
00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:13,979
Abington? Adams?
567
00:21:13,979 --> 00:21:15,397
Abbott?
568
00:21:15,397 --> 00:21:17,691
That's it. Abbott Elementary.
569
00:21:17,691 --> 00:21:19,193
That's the one Ava works at.
570
00:21:19,193 --> 00:21:20,986
You know it?
571
00:21:23,094 --> 00:21:27,094
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