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I am a registered Republican.
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I'm gonna get a great job, and
I will pay you back every penny.
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- Now that's a power suit.
- I haven't gotten the job yet.
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I really don't want anybody
to know about Jacob
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or that I was in the hospital.
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You do need someone to talk to.
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I have you.
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You remember my mother?
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Will you stay and have
one last drink with me?
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- Sure. Why not?
- Morning.
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Wake up.
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Up.
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But what about this
photo of you and Mariana?
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Can I have everyone's attention?
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I am not seeing Evan. I'm seeing Raj.
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I'm so excited for this cruise, Patty.
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Me, too, Debbie.
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I can't wait for the
all-you-can-eat buffets.
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Right? Here, Patty.
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Let me help you unpack your bags.
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Is this a new outfit?
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Yes. For dinner at the captain's table.
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- Fancy.
- Well, should you be shopping
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when money is tight?
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Yes, and...
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Yes, and I got it on sale.
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- Oh. On sale? For $1,595.
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Well, Debbie,
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I bought it when I thought
I was gonna get a new job.
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Yes, and maybe if you
studied a little harder
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and spent a little
less time on the roof,
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you would have passed
the bar... tending exam,
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and I wouldn't be here
paying for our vacation.
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Yes, and it's great that
you don't resent it at all.
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You don't have to pay
me back. We're family.
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Since, you know, we're family.
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Well, it's the least I could do
after you up and quit your job.
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Speaking of jobs, have you had any
more sex dreams about your boss?
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♪ Good Trouble 2x06 ♪
Twenty-Fine
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Dear friend,
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you are invited to a low-key
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party at The Coterie to
celebrate my 25th year of life
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on this planet.
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We've all been so busy with our lives,
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- following our own story lines.
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We haven't had our usual
family dinners or salons.
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So as your present to me,
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I'd love you to share your
talents with all of us.
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Please turn this card
over and take this...
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inspiration to prepare some
sort of creative expression.
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_
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Sister Act?
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We could dress up as nuns and sing.
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The idea is to express yourself,
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because that is what sets us free.
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Ugh. I thought my birthday
parties were obnoxious.
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So you admit that?
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"Breathe"? What is
that supposed to mean?
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I don't know. Maybe chill?
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I'm chill.
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Well, apparently, I'm not surprising.
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You know, I once bought
oat milk on a whim.
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Remember that? You know, I don't
even know how milk comes from an oak,
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but I thought, eh, maybe
I'll surprise everyone!
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No offense, but you couldn't
even surprise your parents
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- when you came out.
- Fair.
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Oh, Mariana, what's the most
surprising thing you've ever done?
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Um, I guess my threesome.
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Okay, swinger. Maybe
I'll ask someone normal.
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Oh, I've done a lot
of surprising things.
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Seriously? 'Cause you
seem pretty consistent.
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Oh, you don't know the old Callie.
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- She once got in a car with a pimp.
- Mariana!
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Who are you people?
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- So what's your card say?
- Sister Act.
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Hmm. I can see that. I mean,
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you two have been sort
of out of sync, lately.
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No, we haven't.
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See? Perfectly in sync.
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'N Sync! We could sing "Bye Bye Bye".
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You know, it is kind of a
lot of pressure to put on us
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to prepare some sort of performance.
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- Even if it is your birthday.
- Hey!
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Hey. What's going on?
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Just talking about how excited we are
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for your birthday party!
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Yes. Can't wait.
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Yeah, I think it's gonna be really fun.
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Which is what we were all saying.
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- Wow. Look at the time.
- Yeah, I have laundry.
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I gotta get to work. Love you.
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Hey, thanks for not
inviting me to your birthday.
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Sorry. Just trying to keep it small.
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Oh, I'm not being sarcastic.
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I'm seriously glad that you
didn't invite me. Thank you.
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Actually, we need someone
to run lights and music.
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What's in it for me?
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But it's your 25!
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You know, so we gots to celebrate.
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Yeah, I'm just not feeling
everybody getting turnt.
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I just want to kick back
where we can reconnect.
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Malika, is that your brother?
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Yeah. I got him a job here.
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Girl, what the hell?
He tryin' to be Sisqo?
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- What's going on with...
- He is finding himself.
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- Okay.
- How is it with you two?
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- You know. Ebbs and flows.
- Is he coming to your party?
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I don't know.
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Hey, Dom. You coming to my birthday?
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Depends. Any surprise
guests I need to worry about?
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Oh, just you. If you show.
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- All right. I guess I'll be there.
- All right.
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Hey, ladies.
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- How you doing?
- How are you?
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I'm all right.
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I better get back to it before this
one starts clapping orders at me.
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And we're flowing.
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Did you tell Malika about Jacob?
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Or that I was in the hospital?
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No. I would never tell anyone. Why?
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Well, maybe it's because you've
been hiding in your loft for weeks,
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and people want to know
what's going on with you.
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- So are you coming?
- No.
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You should. You know, people miss you.
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You've gotta get back
into the world, you know.
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You're not going to your group therapy
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and you're not working on your music.
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All you're doing is whatever that is.
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All right. Next verse.
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Okay. "Hey, Malika, don't you seethe,
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when someone swipes your cold
brew, you just gotta breathe."
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Come on. I need a catchy hook.
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How about this?
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♪ I don't know you ♪
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♪ But I want you ♪
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- ♪ All... ♪
- ♪ All the more for that ♪
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♪ Words fall through me ♪
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Okay, we're not singing that, dude.
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"Dude"?
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Okay, Dennis. Next verse. Um...
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"Hey, Alice, you've gotta just breathe.
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When we run out of paper,
we can wipe with leaves."
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Ah?
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Um...
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I need... I need to tell you something.
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Yeah, my song sucks. I know.
It's kind of the point.
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I had sex with your mom.
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What?
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Um...
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Why do you hide behind this mop?
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- That's better.
- You just want to be on top.
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I just want to see you. Maybe
it's time for a new look.
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Um, hey. So, uh...
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I'm... wearing a binder.
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You are?
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- Can I see it?
- Yeah.
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Does it hurt?
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Only if I wear it too long.
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So what does this mean?
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It means I'm not
comfortable with my chest,
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and this helps me feel more confident.
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Oh. Did it make you feel uncomfortable
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- when I touched them before?
- No, it's okay. You didn't know.
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- So, do you want to keep it on?
- Yeah.
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If that's okay?
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Sure.
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It actually makes me feel really sexy.
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What makes you feel sexy?
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Probably not saying
the word "sexy" so much.
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Seriously.
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- I've never really felt sexy.
- I think you are.
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I think you're hot.
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Oh, yeah? How hot is this? Huh?
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Do you like that? Do you like that?
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Hmm? Huh? Oh!
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My neck.
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Sexy hurts.
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- What? What's wrong?
- I feel like you're making fun of me.
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I'm making fun of myself.
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Look, I'm sorry that I'm
not comfortable being sexy,
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and that I'm so unsurprising.
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- Where are you going?
- To get some water.
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So, this is the first piece
of a series I'm gonna do
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based on the piece that
I sold in the group show.
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Looks like that review
got you inspired again.
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- Did you post it to Instagram?
- No, I don't like bragging.
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Hey, bragging's how you build you brand.
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Get people to follow you.
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Besides, if you don't want
to be at the mercy of critics
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to make or break you...
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I'm not gonna post naked pictures
of myself just to get attention.
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That's not what I'm saying.
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You just need to let
people know who you are.
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Show 'em your personality.
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And none of this brooding artist shit.
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You need to create moments, and stories.
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Oh, now I gotta be entertaining.
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Yeah. You gotta get
people interested in you,
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so that they can get
interested in your art.
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You need to...
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- Lighten up?
- Doesn't hurt.
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Well, it's not me.
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Sorry I'm a brooding artist,
but I can't be someone I'm not.
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So you were just helping
Evan with his dating profile.
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Yes. That's why he asked
me to have drinks with him.
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He said that I'm socially
well-adjusted for an engineer.
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He's got a point.
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He asked me not to tell anyone,
but I should have told you.
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Well, I understand why you didn't.
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Everybody's suspicious
of his interest in you.
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I'm really sorry.
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Me, too.
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Oop. Sorry.
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Hey. Thought you... you
were over at Jamie's tonight.
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- No. I have to study for the bar.
- Um, it's okay.
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My roommates are having poker night,
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and I should probably be there to
make sure no one pees in the plants.
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- That's a thing?
- Unfortunately.
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- Maybe tomorrow?
- Okay.
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All forgiven?
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- Yeah.
- Good.
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So, you haven't spent any
nights at Jamie's this week.
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Everything okay?
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Not here to distract you.
Just brought you some dinner.
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That's sweet.
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So, what are you doing down here?
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Um, it's the only
semi-quiet place to study.
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You know where it's really quiet?
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My place.
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Oh, yeah. Well, it might be quiet,
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but you are a major distraction.
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Seems like you've
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pulled away since I told
you I'm a Republican.
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Are we okay?
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Yeah. I just... like
being in my own space.
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Well, me, too, but...
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you know, if Raj lived alone
in a penthouse apartment,
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I'd be happy to go to his place
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so you could spend time
with your boyfriend.
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Well, I'm happy to step out.
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Let you guys have some time alone.
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Like you did just now.
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Like I've done many times before.
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Okay, well, I feel bad
kicking you out of our loft
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so I can have sex with
my boyfriend, so...
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I think maybe we could make a deal that,
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I don't know, you stay at
Jamie's, like, three nights a week.
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You know, especially 'cause
I am paying most of the rent.
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- I told you I'd pay you back.
- I know. It's fine. It's fine.
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We're family. I don't mind.
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So, can you spend
tomorrow night with Jamie?
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Sure.
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Would you mind not leaving your
shoes in the middle of the floor?
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Sure.
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May be you could fold and
put away your laundry
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instead of dumping it on the couch?
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I think I can do that.
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Do you think maybe you
can come up with something
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for us to do for Malika's party
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since you keep shooting
down all of my suggestions?
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Maybe we could do a scene from
"Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"
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- What's that?
- It's an old movie.
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_
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A former child star torments
her paraplegic sister
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in their decaying Hollywood mansion.
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You can play Jane.
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_
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Very funny.
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Okay, well, I'm just waiting for
Stacey Abrams to get in the race.
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What about our girl Kamala?
274
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So, have you lived here a while?
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Yeah, um, I work in
the theater downstairs.
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You like this whole communal living?
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00:14:39,244 --> 00:14:41,765
Not really, but I'm not really
into that Jonestown shit, you know?
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What does that mean?
279
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You know. Jim Jones?
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Killed all of his cult members
when they drank the poisonous punch?
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- Do you want more wine?
- Nah. I'm good.
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00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:54,970
Well, Elizabeth Warren's
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00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,414
got the most progressive platform.
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Um, Bernie.
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But, do you think the
country's ready for socialism?
286
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What I don't understand is...
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how you could have so many...
288
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progressive points of view but
still call yourself Republican.
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Don't say you're a fiscal conservative,
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because deficits have grown the
most under Republican presidents.
291
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Let's remember, the Republican party
292
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was formed to abolish slavery.
293
00:15:16,523 --> 00:15:19,032
Okay, look, there's no
question under this President,
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the Party is not what
it was meant to be.
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- Which is?
- About individual freedom and accountability,
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to protect local power, not
a big centralized government
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telling people how to live.
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The reliance on private spending,
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which is more efficient
than public spending.
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And to extend democracy,
at home and abroad.
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Sounds like you had that rehearsed.
302
00:15:35,042 --> 00:15:37,242
Well, I thought the
subject might come up.
303
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Do you think the Party's only changed
304
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,520
under the current President?
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Even it is has, it is
ethical to stay in a Party
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for what it was meant to be,
307
00:15:46,786 --> 00:15:49,526
rather than the hateful
party it's become?
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So guilty by association.
309
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You think I'm unethical.
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Well, none of the Democratic
candidates are proposing
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that the government take
control of industry and capital.
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Which is the definition of socialism.
313
00:16:04,234 --> 00:16:07,035
It's just... Republican
party propaganda.
314
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I mean, what they want is to
reduce economic inequality.
315
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I think that the country
is ready for living wage,
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free college, and healthcare for all.
317
00:16:14,823 --> 00:16:16,476
I feel that.
318
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I'm... I'm sorry. Is this a
political debate or a birthday party?
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- Hear, hear.
- Welcome to The Coterie.
320
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See, it's your first time.
321
00:16:24,982 --> 00:16:26,915
Where's Dennis?
322
00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:29,008
I'm sure Dennis wanted to be here.
323
00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:31,552
He's just been really busy,
you know, with his music.
324
00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:42,921
Okay, so before we all get too lit...
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00:16:42,946 --> 00:16:44,048
Hey!
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I wanted to say a few words.
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00:16:46,219 --> 00:16:50,545
I wanted to use my
birthday to thank you all.
328
00:16:52,198 --> 00:16:55,950
When Alice brought me into
The Coterie, she literally
329
00:16:55,952 --> 00:16:59,436
carved out a piece of her loft
to give me a roof over my head.
330
00:17:00,697 --> 00:17:03,907
But she and all of you
331
00:17:03,932 --> 00:17:05,765
gave me so much more than that.
332
00:17:06,002 --> 00:17:07,742
You gave me my first real home.
333
00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:11,156
My chosen family.
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00:17:14,981 --> 00:17:18,001
Without you all, I wouldn't be
graduating from college soon.
335
00:17:18,026 --> 00:17:21,803
- Go, sis!
- All right, all right. Malika's smart.
336
00:17:21,828 --> 00:17:24,454
She's smart.
337
00:17:24,479 --> 00:17:27,238
And I never would have met this...
338
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:29,205
wonderful...
339
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,856
beautiful man.
340
00:17:30,881 --> 00:17:32,384
Hey, now! Hey, now!
341
00:17:32,409 --> 00:17:36,653
Or have been able to share my handsome,
342
00:17:36,678 --> 00:17:38,988
sweet, dope-ass brother Dom
343
00:17:39,013 --> 00:17:40,966
with all of you.
344
00:17:40,991 --> 00:17:43,315
I'm blessed, and I'm so grateful.
345
00:17:43,716 --> 00:17:44,968
Thank you all for being here.
346
00:17:44,992 --> 00:17:48,486
And, I can't wait to see
what y'all cooked up for us.
347
00:17:48,511 --> 00:17:52,413
- Well, as long as expectations are low.
- Really low.
348
00:17:56,852 --> 00:17:59,363
- Whoa. What are you doing now, baby?
- Woo! She ready!
349
00:17:59,388 --> 00:18:00,721
Work it!
350
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:04,090
Okay, so just so no one has to
feel the pressure of going first,
351
00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:06,497
- me and my girls got you.
- Oh, yeah!
352
00:18:15,423 --> 00:18:17,507
Growing up as a kid,
353
00:18:17,532 --> 00:18:19,824
I hated my dark skin.
354
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:22,732
And if I could be transparent,
355
00:18:23,575 --> 00:18:25,584
even now as a grown woman,
356
00:18:25,609 --> 00:18:29,307
I have to constantly
reprogram my thinking.
357
00:18:29,332 --> 00:18:32,701
Years of being told I was
not the standard for beauty,
358
00:18:32,726 --> 00:18:35,060
but, see, that was a lie.
359
00:18:35,733 --> 00:18:40,193
Which is why I chose to
rewrite my own narrative.
360
00:18:40,217 --> 00:18:42,217
"Dear Black Girl,
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00:18:42,242 --> 00:18:44,793
we are warriors
362
00:18:44,818 --> 00:18:47,094
whose spirits can't be crushed.
363
00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:49,052
We speak up when told we're too much.
364
00:18:49,077 --> 00:18:52,151
We forgive when our black men dismiss
365
00:18:52,176 --> 00:18:54,552
degrade and can't see that we are not
366
00:18:54,577 --> 00:18:57,453
the ugly ducklings, but
367
00:18:57,478 --> 00:19:00,137
the swan princess the Nubian goddess,
368
00:19:00,162 --> 00:19:01,597
the reflection of our ancestors
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00:19:01,622 --> 00:19:03,133
the made in His image.
370
00:19:03,158 --> 00:19:07,322
When society tries to
pin light versus dark skin
371
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:11,034
we remind them that
every shade of chocolate
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00:19:11,059 --> 00:19:12,559
is divinely crafted."
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00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:15,343
Black Girl Magic is more than a hashtag.
374
00:19:15,368 --> 00:19:18,236
Yes!
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00:19:18,512 --> 00:19:20,120
"It is a movement.
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00:19:20,145 --> 00:19:21,879
A statement like Maxine Waters
377
00:19:21,904 --> 00:19:24,329
claiming our power. Moving...
378
00:19:24,354 --> 00:19:27,514
through this world unapologetically.
379
00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:30,916
Degree holding with our heads held high.
380
00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:33,635
Melanin moisturize,
big hips, thick thighs,
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00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,568
hair free and natural or wrapped
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00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:36,724
in a protective style.
383
00:19:36,749 --> 00:19:39,475
Dear Black Girl, you better recognize
384
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:41,396
We are the trailblazers.
385
00:19:41,421 --> 00:19:42,978
Everybody..."
386
00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:44,540
- Yes!
- "... wants to be us."
387
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:47,543
Come on, preach! Come on!
388
00:19:53,136 --> 00:19:54,402
Whoo!
389
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,219
"So to all my sistas
390
00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:58,695
as we continue this process
391
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,032
of loving our skin
392
00:20:01,057 --> 00:20:04,283
start with this. Look
at yourself in the mirror.
393
00:20:06,054 --> 00:20:09,297
This is me.
394
00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:12,399
The chocolate beauty
deserving and saying,
395
00:20:12,424 --> 00:20:16,526
I am Queen. Dear Black Girl know...
396
00:20:20,316 --> 00:20:21,825
that you...
397
00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:24,999
You are everything."
398
00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:42,571
- I'm sorry I'm late.
- You're here. That's what matters.
399
00:20:42,915 --> 00:20:44,182
What's this?
400
00:20:45,255 --> 00:20:47,175
Just sick of looking at the drywall.
401
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:50,720
I miss you.
402
00:20:52,802 --> 00:20:56,471
I don't want to pry into
whatever's going on, but...
403
00:20:57,105 --> 00:21:00,198
it would mean a lot if you
came to my party tonight.
404
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,212
We saved you a seat. Right there.
405
00:21:16,522 --> 00:21:19,082
Well, I think I speak for
everyone when I say, Dennis,
406
00:21:19,827 --> 00:21:21,589
- it's damned good to see you, man.
- Woo!
407
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:23,162
Yes!
408
00:21:23,187 --> 00:21:24,663
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
409
00:21:24,688 --> 00:21:26,408
Hey, I'm gonna go get
a sweater. I'm cold.
410
00:21:46,164 --> 00:21:49,331
- Is that new?
- Yeah. I went shopping.
411
00:21:49,356 --> 00:21:50,690
You can afford to buy
clothes when you're
412
00:21:50,714 --> 00:21:52,116
having to pay more of the rent?
413
00:21:53,135 --> 00:21:54,585
Yes, Callie.
414
00:21:54,610 --> 00:21:56,920
We all know how responsible
you are with your money, but..
415
00:21:56,945 --> 00:21:58,916
I've been working hard, and
this is how I treat myself.
416
00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:00,980
Yeah, it's also how you
got yourself into debt.
417
00:22:04,743 --> 00:22:07,811
- That's not true. That is not true.
- It does. Well...
418
00:22:07,836 --> 00:22:09,676
- Especially in the country.
- Wow.
419
00:22:12,041 --> 00:22:13,521
Yes.
420
00:22:14,131 --> 00:22:16,085
So why'd you all choose communal living?
421
00:22:16,110 --> 00:22:18,990
- Oh, I...
- Well, Mariana chose for us.
422
00:22:19,811 --> 00:22:22,371
Because Callie left it all up to
me and she couldn't afford much.
423
00:22:23,466 --> 00:22:25,260
And 'cause she had a
massive crush on Gael
424
00:22:25,285 --> 00:22:27,525
and was planning on making
him her new boyfriend.
425
00:22:28,756 --> 00:22:29,905
Until you beat me to it.
426
00:22:34,461 --> 00:22:36,962
Well, uh, somebody's
gotta go second, right?
427
00:22:36,987 --> 00:22:38,330
Oh, yes.
428
00:22:38,355 --> 00:22:41,355
Not an easy act to follow,
but I will do my best.
429
00:22:41,841 --> 00:22:44,383
- Very true.
- Yes!
430
00:22:44,408 --> 00:22:46,803
- It's a very tough act to follow.
- Um...
431
00:22:46,828 --> 00:22:50,538
So, my inspiration was "Lighten Up".
432
00:22:50,563 --> 00:22:52,546
- Huh.
- Uh, so I wrote a little something
433
00:22:52,571 --> 00:22:54,871
about the important role
that light plays in art.
434
00:22:55,823 --> 00:22:57,123
Oh, no,
435
00:22:59,192 --> 00:23:00,883
Well, first...
436
00:23:00,908 --> 00:23:03,467
- Ooh, yeah!
- Yes!
437
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,774
Now it's a party!
438
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,467
♪ Okay, we wrote this for a purpose ♪
439
00:23:11,492 --> 00:23:13,394
♪ To motivate you at this time ♪
440
00:23:13,419 --> 00:23:15,394
♪ With this hypnotizing bass line ♪
441
00:23:15,429 --> 00:23:17,314
♪ Please feel free to lose your mind ♪
442
00:23:17,345 --> 00:23:20,347
♪ And get high, get money,
get sex, get real ♪
443
00:23:20,372 --> 00:23:21,446
♪ All intertwined ♪
444
00:23:21,471 --> 00:23:23,440
♪ Oh, yeah, this is stadium music ♪
445
00:23:23,465 --> 00:23:25,748
♪ Fifty-thousand at a time ♪
446
00:23:25,773 --> 00:23:27,584
♪ Let's get right, let's get right ♪
447
00:23:27,609 --> 00:23:29,693
♪ Let's get right, okay, okay ♪
448
00:23:29,718 --> 00:23:31,398
♪ Let's get right, let's get right ♪
449
00:23:31,423 --> 00:23:33,673
♪ Let's get right, okay, okay ♪
450
00:23:33,698 --> 00:23:35,492
♪ All the girls want, Hot-n-fun ♪
451
00:23:35,517 --> 00:23:37,768
♪ All they looking for is, hot-n-fun ♪
452
00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:39,820
♪ All they ask for is, hot-n-fun ♪
453
00:23:39,845 --> 00:23:41,812
♪ They keep wanting that, hot-n-fun ♪
454
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:44,087
♪ Look at you, look at me ♪
455
00:23:44,112 --> 00:23:46,032
♪ Look at you, look at me ♪
456
00:23:46,572 --> 00:23:49,457
♪ Hot-n-fun, hot-n-fun ♪
457
00:23:56,446 --> 00:23:58,396
So, our inspiration was "Sister Act",
458
00:23:58,421 --> 00:24:00,558
and we are going to be doing improv,
459
00:24:00,583 --> 00:24:03,583
which was Callie's idea, because
she shot down all of mine.
460
00:24:06,886 --> 00:24:09,180
Malika's party is tomorrow night,
461
00:24:09,205 --> 00:24:10,574
and we still have nothing prepared,
462
00:24:10,598 --> 00:24:12,688
because you keep shooting
down all of my ideas.
463
00:24:12,713 --> 00:24:15,511
That's 'cause your ideas are
either silly or too much work.
464
00:24:15,536 --> 00:24:16,727
Silly how?
465
00:24:16,752 --> 00:24:18,352
"Mr. Sister"?
466
00:24:18,781 --> 00:24:20,960
No one wants to see us as drag kings.
467
00:24:20,985 --> 00:24:22,931
Okay, well, you come up with something
468
00:24:22,956 --> 00:24:25,049
that takes absolutely
no preparation, then.
469
00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:27,287
How about improv?
470
00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:31,450
So, can we get any
suggestions from the audience?
471
00:24:31,475 --> 00:24:34,158
Ooh! Sisters on a cruise.
Ha! Yeah, that's good.
472
00:24:36,307 --> 00:24:37,307
Okay.
473
00:24:37,923 --> 00:24:41,700
Fine. But remember that in
improv, it's "Yes, and..."
474
00:24:41,725 --> 00:24:43,650
which might be hard for the queen of no.
475
00:24:43,675 --> 00:24:45,170
Also, Raj is spending
the night tomorrow night,
476
00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:46,594
so you are going to Jamie's.
477
00:24:47,965 --> 00:24:51,107
- Are you listening?
- Yes, and goodnight.
478
00:24:54,251 --> 00:24:57,343
Yes, and maybe if you
studied a little harder,
479
00:24:57,368 --> 00:24:59,145
and spent a little
less time on the roof,
480
00:24:59,170 --> 00:25:02,297
you would have passed
the bar... tending exam,
481
00:25:02,322 --> 00:25:05,642
and I wouldn't be here
paying for our vacation.
482
00:25:06,377 --> 00:25:09,805
- This is real, right?
- Oh, yeah, it definitely is.
483
00:25:09,830 --> 00:25:12,698
You know, we're
family. Speaking of jobs,
484
00:25:12,723 --> 00:25:14,643
have you had any more sex
dreams about your boss?
485
00:25:17,366 --> 00:25:18,724
And, scene.
486
00:25:22,677 --> 00:25:24,477
Got good at the end, there.
487
00:25:27,099 --> 00:25:30,419
So... That was, uh, s... That is...
488
00:25:31,136 --> 00:25:32,512
interesting.
489
00:25:33,302 --> 00:25:35,130
Th... That was all made up.
490
00:25:35,633 --> 00:25:37,492
Yeah. Seemed made up.
491
00:25:39,395 --> 00:25:40,955
Should we just get this over with?
492
00:25:42,511 --> 00:25:44,311
You had sex with my mom?
493
00:25:44,336 --> 00:25:46,376
All right, I was... wasted.
494
00:25:47,319 --> 00:25:49,523
- When did this happen?
- The... The first night that she was here.
495
00:25:49,547 --> 00:25:53,616
I woke up in the morning,
and she was in my bed.
496
00:26:00,329 --> 00:26:02,321
Oops, I'm sorry. It's not funny.
497
00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,871
No, I-I-I'm... I'm sorry.
498
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:08,542
Listen, Dennis. You did
not have sex with my mother.
499
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,244
Okay? Malika brought her
home, and I spent all night
500
00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:14,789
holding her head over the toilet
while she barfed out her Botox.
501
00:26:14,814 --> 00:26:18,799
- Then why was she in my bed?
- I know my mother.
502
00:26:18,824 --> 00:26:21,217
She was trying to make
you think that you had sex
503
00:26:21,242 --> 00:26:22,650
so that you'd go back for seconds.
504
00:26:22,675 --> 00:26:25,293
God, I had no idea she was
that desperate to get laid.
505
00:26:26,714 --> 00:26:28,479
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. Are you okay?
506
00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:31,096
No, no, no, no. I'm...
I'm not... I'm not okay.
507
00:26:31,121 --> 00:26:33,674
I just hated myself thinking
that I had done that to you.
508
00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:37,169
Thinking that I had
ruined any chance of...
509
00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:39,240
Any chance of what?
510
00:26:41,598 --> 00:26:42,998
Of you ever trusting me.
511
00:26:47,149 --> 00:26:50,082
Don't worry. I trust you.
512
00:26:52,623 --> 00:26:55,022
You're my best friend.
513
00:27:01,457 --> 00:27:04,841
So, my card said "Breathe",
514
00:27:04,866 --> 00:27:06,924
and I don't know why.
515
00:27:07,648 --> 00:27:12,159
But I wrote this song, and
spoiler alert, it's pretty lame.
516
00:27:31,828 --> 00:27:35,038
♪ I don't know you ♪
517
00:27:35,063 --> 00:27:38,598
♪ But I want you ♪
518
00:27:38,623 --> 00:27:41,856
♪ All the more for that ♪
519
00:27:45,146 --> 00:27:48,348
♪ Falling slowly ♪
520
00:27:48,373 --> 00:27:51,699
♪ Eyes that know me ♪
521
00:27:51,724 --> 00:27:55,591
♪ And I can't go back ♪
522
00:27:58,226 --> 00:28:01,360
♪ Moods that take me ♪
523
00:28:01,385 --> 00:28:04,962
♪ And erase me ♪
524
00:28:04,987 --> 00:28:08,989
♪ And I'm painted black ♪
525
00:28:11,301 --> 00:28:16,012
♪ Well you have suffered enough ♪
526
00:28:16,037 --> 00:28:19,430
♪ And warred with yourself ♪
527
00:28:19,455 --> 00:28:22,622
♪ It's time that you won ♪
528
00:28:28,276 --> 00:28:32,445
♪ Take this sinking boat ♪
529
00:28:32,470 --> 00:28:35,612
♪ And point it home ♪
530
00:28:35,637 --> 00:28:41,290
♪ We've still got time ♪
531
00:28:41,315 --> 00:28:45,825
♪ Raise your hopeful voice ♪
532
00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:49,159
♪ You have a choice ♪
533
00:28:49,184 --> 00:28:54,988
♪ You've made it now ♪
534
00:28:55,013 --> 00:28:58,290
♪ Falling slowly ♪
535
00:28:58,315 --> 00:29:02,393
♪ Sing your melody ♪
536
00:29:02,418 --> 00:29:08,813
♪ I'll sing it loud ♪
537
00:29:33,376 --> 00:29:36,385
And that is called acting.
538
00:29:40,521 --> 00:29:41,779
Are we okay?
539
00:29:41,804 --> 00:29:43,904
What? Yeah.
540
00:29:43,929 --> 00:29:46,172
Shit. That means I'm last.
541
00:29:46,648 --> 00:29:49,275
Better go get ready.
542
00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:51,350
Wait, get ready for what?
543
00:29:51,375 --> 00:29:53,575
By the way, you might
want to check your phone.
544
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,068
You got a text from Evan.
545
00:30:02,076 --> 00:30:04,076
_
546
00:30:11,499 --> 00:30:13,739
- What are you doing?
- Come on.
547
00:30:16,390 --> 00:30:18,915
I, uh... brought you something.
548
00:30:19,473 --> 00:30:22,416
Um, I'm... I'm not a poet, by any means.
549
00:30:22,524 --> 00:30:25,259
At all. Like I cannot do what you do.
550
00:30:25,284 --> 00:30:27,311
I'll let him use you, baby.
551
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,838
But, um...
552
00:30:29,863 --> 00:30:33,290
- Hey, here it goes.
- Hold on, hold on. I got you.
553
00:30:33,315 --> 00:30:34,417
Ooh.
554
00:30:42,486 --> 00:30:45,446
"With essential potential,
a new cause worth a fight,
555
00:30:46,418 --> 00:30:49,758
unanimous need, unexpected
indeed, all at first sight.
556
00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:54,141
Entangled limbs and sudden
whims, no need to be polite.
557
00:30:55,698 --> 00:30:59,074
Ebony whispers and lip
quivers, gently into the night.
558
00:31:01,129 --> 00:31:03,310
A new dawn we rise and compromise,
559
00:31:03,335 --> 00:31:05,417
and prove the world that we're right.
560
00:31:06,118 --> 00:31:08,125
My heart is yours, provocateur.
561
00:31:08,578 --> 00:31:10,052
Bringing darkness into light."
562
00:31:12,232 --> 00:31:14,110
- Aw!
- Snap it, y'all, snap it.
563
00:31:14,135 --> 00:31:16,815
Poetry. Poetry. Snap it!
564
00:31:20,196 --> 00:31:21,778
♪ Bang bang boom ♪
565
00:31:23,756 --> 00:31:27,874
Oh my God!
566
00:31:27,899 --> 00:31:29,858
♪ I won't be your waiting hand ♪
567
00:31:29,883 --> 00:31:32,763
♪ I won't be your stepping stone ♪
568
00:31:34,753 --> 00:31:36,628
♪ I don't need another man ♪
569
00:31:36,924 --> 00:31:39,825
♪ I can make it on my own ♪
570
00:31:41,904 --> 00:31:44,243
♪ I don't need you to be king ♪
571
00:31:44,268 --> 00:31:47,236
♪ I know how to make my way ♪
572
00:31:49,039 --> 00:31:51,332
♪ 'Cause I'm stronger than you think ♪
573
00:31:51,357 --> 00:31:54,317
♪ I know this'll be the day ♪
574
00:31:55,782 --> 00:31:58,399
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
575
00:31:58,424 --> 00:32:00,376
♪ The clock is ticking ♪
576
00:32:00,401 --> 00:32:02,009
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
577
00:32:02,034 --> 00:32:03,701
♪ Time's running out ♪
578
00:32:03,726 --> 00:32:05,159
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
579
00:32:05,184 --> 00:32:07,406
♪ I feel it shaking ♪
580
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:12,531
♪ Can you feel the air trembling ♪
581
00:32:13,327 --> 00:32:15,335
♪ Can you feel the rumble ♪
582
00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:21,014
♪ So tell me are you ready,
how do you like me ♪
583
00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:23,249
♪ Nothing's gonna stop me ♪
584
00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:25,441
♪ Until I break through ♪
585
00:32:25,466 --> 00:32:27,759
♪ I'm gonna make you go ♪
586
00:32:27,784 --> 00:32:29,704
♪ Bang bang boom ♪
587
00:32:32,481 --> 00:32:34,798
♪ I'm gonna make you go ♪
588
00:32:34,823 --> 00:32:36,481
♪ Bang bang boom ♪
589
00:32:39,924 --> 00:32:42,166
Woo!
590
00:32:42,191 --> 00:32:44,958
Yes! Yes!
591
00:32:44,983 --> 00:32:47,372
Now that was surprising.
592
00:32:47,397 --> 00:32:51,007
Girl. Oh, my God!
593
00:32:56,093 --> 00:32:57,667
Thanks so much. See ya.
594
00:33:02,874 --> 00:33:04,074
So...
595
00:33:05,410 --> 00:33:07,070
What'd you think?
596
00:33:07,657 --> 00:33:09,766
I... think...
597
00:33:11,397 --> 00:33:12,397
It was hot.
598
00:33:14,558 --> 00:33:15,824
Really?
599
00:33:17,336 --> 00:33:18,336
Yeah.
600
00:33:20,664 --> 00:33:21,747
So...
601
00:33:22,770 --> 00:33:25,146
Is this what you want?
602
00:33:25,442 --> 00:33:28,460
For me to be more femme?
603
00:33:28,485 --> 00:33:30,276
'Cause that was really hard to learn,
604
00:33:30,301 --> 00:33:32,401
and I honestly don't
think that I could ever...
605
00:33:32,426 --> 00:33:35,710
- do that again without blowing out a knee.
- Hey, hey, hey.
606
00:33:35,735 --> 00:33:37,735
What makes you think I
want you to be more femme?
607
00:33:38,402 --> 00:33:40,919
'Cause you're, like...
608
00:33:40,944 --> 00:33:44,130
presenting more masc, and...
609
00:33:44,155 --> 00:33:46,073
- You just said that was hot.
- Yeah.
610
00:33:46,098 --> 00:33:48,098
Alice, what was hot was your confidence.
611
00:33:48,949 --> 00:33:52,476
You weren't making fun of
yourself or your sexuality.
612
00:33:53,026 --> 00:33:57,137
Dude, you were like Beyonce. You
took your space and you owned it.
613
00:33:57,162 --> 00:33:58,837
And you were vulnerable.
614
00:33:59,411 --> 00:34:01,119
That's all I really want.
615
00:34:02,581 --> 00:34:06,366
When you make jokes when we're
in bed, it just pushes me away.
616
00:34:09,226 --> 00:34:10,575
Okay.
617
00:34:11,198 --> 00:34:12,198
I can work on that.
618
00:34:12,998 --> 00:34:14,338
I can work on it, too.
619
00:34:15,271 --> 00:34:17,029
I know that I push you away.
620
00:34:17,296 --> 00:34:20,847
Intimacy is scary as hell.
621
00:34:23,157 --> 00:34:26,492
But it can also be super sexy.
622
00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:35,586
He wasn't asking me if I was DTF.
623
00:34:35,611 --> 00:34:37,419
He wanted to know what it meant.
624
00:34:37,949 --> 00:34:39,395
Did you really just move in here
625
00:34:39,420 --> 00:34:41,153
because you wanted to sleep with Gael?
626
00:34:41,178 --> 00:34:42,336
No.
627
00:34:42,361 --> 00:34:44,925
We needed to find a place
that we could afford.
628
00:34:46,058 --> 00:34:47,602
And... I never hooked up with him.
629
00:34:47,626 --> 00:34:50,866
I haven't slept with anyone
since I've been in LA. Except you.
630
00:34:51,635 --> 00:34:54,661
Oh, well... There was this...
631
00:34:55,684 --> 00:34:56,857
What?
632
00:34:57,090 --> 00:34:59,949
- Threesome with a really nice couple.
- Uh...
633
00:35:00,712 --> 00:35:03,955
Okay. We'll circle back
to that later, but...
634
00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:06,430
I have a question. Did you
know Evan wanted to talk to you
635
00:35:06,455 --> 00:35:08,935
about his dating profile when
he asked you to have drinks?
636
00:35:09,471 --> 00:35:11,187
- No.
- You went anyway?
637
00:35:11,212 --> 00:35:14,238
Okay, well, if Evan asked you to
have a drink, what would you say?
638
00:35:14,263 --> 00:35:16,363
- That's different.
- Why? Because you're a man?
639
00:35:16,388 --> 00:35:19,055
- Yes.
- Okay. Wow. That is incredibly sexist.
640
00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:21,614
You really buy this
dating profile excuse?
641
00:35:21,639 --> 00:35:23,314
He's so obviously into you, Mariana.
642
00:35:23,339 --> 00:35:25,109
Well, if he's into me, I'm not into him.
643
00:35:25,134 --> 00:35:27,534
And I announced to everyone at
Speckulate that you're my boyfriend.
644
00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:29,082
Yeah, well, it's pretty
obvious I'm not your type.
645
00:35:29,106 --> 00:35:32,212
- What?
- I'm not a rich CEO, or a hot,
646
00:35:32,237 --> 00:35:34,252
brooding sculptor artist,
647
00:35:34,277 --> 00:35:36,877
- or a couple...
- You know what?
648
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:39,106
If you can't believe
that I wanna be with you,
649
00:35:39,131 --> 00:35:41,042
nothing I can say
will ever convince you.
650
00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:42,739
And I'm done trying.
651
00:35:51,806 --> 00:35:53,614
- You leaving?
- Yeah.
652
00:35:55,484 --> 00:35:57,844
I'm sorry I didn't do my thing tonight.
653
00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:01,391
I will tell you my secret. Soon.
654
00:36:01,718 --> 00:36:03,968
- Okay.
- Happy birthday.
655
00:36:03,993 --> 00:36:06,309
Thank you. Mm, love you.
656
00:36:06,334 --> 00:36:08,818
Yeah. Love you, too.
657
00:36:17,548 --> 00:36:19,977
Appreciate you coming. Did you have fun?
658
00:36:20,001 --> 00:36:23,900
Yeah. Yeah, it's nice to
see all the people you have,
659
00:36:23,925 --> 00:36:24,925
who love you.
660
00:36:25,971 --> 00:36:27,499
I can why you didn't need me and Mom.
661
00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:30,018
You got a family.
662
00:36:31,399 --> 00:36:32,883
You are my family.
663
00:36:34,469 --> 00:36:37,844
After losing Mom, I realized
I've had a lot of regrets.
664
00:36:37,869 --> 00:36:39,539
And now it's too late.
665
00:36:39,564 --> 00:36:41,389
I thought that by
reaching out to our father,
666
00:36:41,414 --> 00:36:43,308
maybe we could have some type of family.
667
00:36:43,842 --> 00:36:46,952
Ah, look, we got each other.
And that's enough for me.
668
00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:52,060
And that is the best present I
could ask for at this birthday.
669
00:36:52,386 --> 00:36:53,686
Truly.
670
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:55,936
I love you. And I'm still taller.
671
00:36:55,961 --> 00:36:57,710
Aw, man, yo!
672
00:36:58,282 --> 00:37:01,299
Yo. I gotta...
673
00:37:02,865 --> 00:37:05,082
- No, you didn't.
- I sure did.
674
00:37:05,107 --> 00:37:06,867
Are you serious?
675
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,138
But check out all the likes
and comments you're getting.
676
00:37:09,163 --> 00:37:11,671
Check out this one, asking
when your next show is.
677
00:37:11,696 --> 00:37:14,630
See? This is what I'm talking about.
678
00:37:14,655 --> 00:37:16,683
This... is you.
679
00:37:16,708 --> 00:37:20,160
Just more of you than you're
usually willing to put out there.
680
00:37:35,793 --> 00:37:38,144
- Seriously?
- Let's do it.
681
00:37:38,169 --> 00:37:39,963
- Yeah. Let's do it.
- All right.
682
00:37:39,988 --> 00:37:41,796
Step into my barber shop.
683
00:37:41,821 --> 00:37:42,821
All right.
684
00:37:44,827 --> 00:37:49,381
All right, y'all. So I've had
my hair long since college.
685
00:37:49,406 --> 00:37:52,918
And... it's time for a new look.
686
00:37:53,637 --> 00:37:55,572
- You ready for this?
- Yeah, let's do it.
687
00:37:55,597 --> 00:37:57,739
Oh, my God.
688
00:37:57,764 --> 00:38:00,706
- Getting weaker. Let me see.
- Too late.
689
00:38:09,731 --> 00:38:12,859
- What's that?
- This is my voter registration stub.
690
00:38:13,687 --> 00:38:15,628
I've had this in my
wallet since I was 18
691
00:38:15,653 --> 00:38:16,897
and registered as a Republican.
692
00:38:21,990 --> 00:38:23,230
What are you doing?
693
00:38:25,254 --> 00:38:26,386
You are right.
694
00:38:28,234 --> 00:38:29,688
You know, if I don't believe in
695
00:38:29,713 --> 00:38:31,509
what the Party stands
for in this moment,
696
00:38:32,813 --> 00:38:33,933
I shouldn't be a part of it.
697
00:38:37,007 --> 00:38:38,725
However...
698
00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:40,510
that doesn't mean I'm
turning into a liberal.
699
00:38:43,351 --> 00:38:46,071
But seriously, I'm...
I'm open to listening.
700
00:38:47,123 --> 00:38:48,123
If you are.
701
00:38:56,132 --> 00:38:58,888
Well, I think Raj and I
just broke up, thanks to you.
702
00:38:58,913 --> 00:39:01,364
- Let's not do this here.
- Why not?
703
00:39:01,389 --> 00:39:04,380
- Everyone here knows our business.
- Thanks to you.
704
00:39:04,405 --> 00:39:07,400
Because you told everyone I moved
us in here so I could smash Gael.
705
00:39:07,425 --> 00:39:09,099
And that I had a sex
dream about my boss.
706
00:39:09,124 --> 00:39:11,178
Yeah, and you told everyone
that I didn't pass the bar.
707
00:39:11,202 --> 00:39:12,490
I got ten bucks on the little one.
708
00:39:12,514 --> 00:39:14,867
I don't know. Callie
look like she got hands.
709
00:39:14,892 --> 00:39:17,701
I'm sorry, okay? I screwed up.
710
00:39:17,726 --> 00:39:19,493
I'm not perfect.
711
00:39:19,518 --> 00:39:22,211
Oh. Did you hear that?
712
00:39:22,236 --> 00:39:24,953
Miss Judgmental just admitted
that she's not perfect.
713
00:39:24,978 --> 00:39:27,911
Yeah, and Miss "I don't
mind, we're family"
714
00:39:27,936 --> 00:39:29,516
wants to kick me out of our loft.
715
00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:30,959
That's not true. I just asked
716
00:39:30,984 --> 00:39:32,488
if you would spend the night with Jamie.
717
00:39:32,512 --> 00:39:34,616
- Yeah, maybe I'll move in with Jamie.
- Well, go right ahead.
718
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:35,893
- Okay.
- Where are you going?
719
00:39:35,918 --> 00:39:37,584
- I'm not doing this, Mariana.
- Stop...
720
00:39:39,915 --> 00:39:41,587
Yes! Now that's some good theater!
721
00:39:47,230 --> 00:39:48,230
Oh, we doing this?
722
00:40:00,403 --> 00:40:01,628
Only because it's my birthday.
723
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,827
Cray.
724
00:40:21,293 --> 00:40:22,533
What's going on?
725
00:40:22,918 --> 00:40:24,885
Uh, we fell in.
726
00:40:26,983 --> 00:40:28,648
Listen, um...
727
00:40:29,694 --> 00:40:33,161
I'm sorry. You're
right. This is my issue.
728
00:40:34,511 --> 00:40:37,195
From now on, Hot Raj is gonna be...
729
00:40:38,093 --> 00:40:39,351
Hot Confident Raj.
730
00:40:41,326 --> 00:40:42,851
That is hot.
731
00:40:42,876 --> 00:40:44,693
Now, here. Help me out.
732
00:40:44,718 --> 00:40:47,227
Oh, okay. Oh, my phone!
733
00:40:54,422 --> 00:40:55,862
All right!
734
00:40:58,284 --> 00:41:00,515
What have you done to your hair?
735
00:41:00,539 --> 00:41:01,639
It looks good.
736
00:41:02,008 --> 00:41:03,237
You want some of mine?
737
00:41:03,262 --> 00:41:05,772
Well, don't just stand there! Get in!
738
00:41:05,797 --> 00:41:07,768
Do it! Do it!
739
00:41:08,510 --> 00:41:10,009
So why don't you?
740
00:41:10,788 --> 00:41:13,288
- What?
- Move in with me.
741
00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:22,771
Wow! This turned out to be
a great party, after all.
742
00:41:22,796 --> 00:41:27,896
Woo! I am blessed!
743
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:32,920
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