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(Crackling)

***

- Forty-five,

forty-six...

I don't trust you!

Oh, fuck!

I hit it! I hit it! - Keep going!

- Pff... yeah, I can't even remember.

First I had math... failed. - Failed.

- Second, I had... student success!

I got two credits in that class, asshole.

- Yeah, but it's student success.

Congratulations,

you had to fail a class the year before to even get into that.

- How do you fail summer school?

You failed, so we're gonna send you to school to fail you again? - Yeah.

- That's a horrible idea. - Have to be at school for--

- Just bringing down my confidence. You ever get a friend request,

like, they live in a different country? - Yeah, you're like,

how do I know you? How did you even find me on Facebook?

- I've never tried to add some Mexican person.

- They always add me,

so I just say YOLO. - YOLO. So you add them up?

- I add some Mexicans. - Like, "Oh yay, this 50-year-old pedophile

"wants to whack off to my profile picture!

Add! Accept!" - Maybe he can send me

some awesome Mexican stuff.

- Some awesome Mexican stuff...

He'll send you his taco. (laughing)

Fucking hurt! - No doubt. - Yeah.

- Ugh... - Alright, you ready?

- I don't know. - Come on.

- You're probably way stronger than me. - He just did it.

You're way stronger than him, as you can see.

Just do it. - OK.

- Get up! That's my boy. - Need help?

Let's go again.

- No. No. - If you won't fight him, fight me.

He's bigger than you, you're bigger than me. - That is true.

- So you have the unfair advantage there.

- Alright. - Shake hands. Let's do this.

Aw!

You good, man? - He's good.

- Doesn't look too good. Holy shit.

- Who cares? Like, it's a rock, man. Stop being a pussy.

- Need help up? - How much blood is there?

- Not much, you're completely fine.

- Keep going, man. - No.

I just need you to walk me home. (laughing)

- You need your sister to walk you home, eh? - I guess so.

- I guess so. Have fun with that.

You're OK.

- I'm kind of dizzy.

- Adam, what happened?

- He kind of got... hurt when he fell off his bike.

- Oh, honey...

That looks so sore.

Where was your helmet?

- That's what I was saying. - Oh, dear...

- That's a Darwin prize here.

How can you not wear a helmet?

- I was, like, making one of those really quick things where you just don't need

to put it on. - Yeah, I do that in a car a lot, too.

I'll be driving alone and I don't have the roof on

and I'm not wearing a seatbelt.

Sometimes I don't even put the engine in, I just go.

So, do you live up here?

- Uh, no, I'm actually just visiting for the summer.

- You come up every summer? - No, it's my first summer.

- Oh. - Yeah, I'm visiting my grandma and my cousin.

- Oh great, yeah. We come up every summer.

This is the first time that we've, uh...

Well, we own this place now,

which is kinda nice.

Actually, on the package of Ritz crackers, there's instructions

on how to make a Ritz cracker apple pie.

There's no apples in it.

- Soggy crackers cut in half. - Ew!

- Why didn't they just call it a Ritz cracker pie? - Exactly.

That's what I was about to say. - Why didn't they call it pecan pie?

Why didn't they call it watermelon pie? - Write a letter!

Why are you asking me? I don't know!

- Riley, what's your favorite kind of pie?

- Ritz cracker apple. (laughing)

(sports game playing)

- What are you doing? You don't turn around

and destroy your homework like that. - It's stupid.

- Well, I don't care if it's stupid or not, you gotta get it done.

Let me borrow that. - It's because of our teacher.

- I don't think it's the teacher's fault,

I think it is your fault.

- I didn't do anything. - Exactly.

Why do you think you failed? - I did work.

I didn't do anything wrong, that's what I mean.

Like, how did you pass? You're a retard.

- I guess I'm not. - That angers me.

- You failed twice. Not even once--twice.

- Well, if you wanna sit here and keep being bored,

keep talking. Keep chirping. You wanna go outside,

you wanna go do something like you want? Is that what you wanna do?

Then shut up and let me work. I gotta concentrate.

I gotta do something, Actually finish, maybe. Ugh.

- Yeah, 'cause that's gonna happen. - Ah!

This is ridiculous.

- Kind of like your grades.

- Fuck you, man! - Hey, hey!

Not in front of your grandmother. - Alright.

- You wanna count it down?

- Three, two...

one.

- Oof! - Yeah, that hurt a little, eh? - Just a bit.

- Just a teensy weensy. - So what next?

***

(tires screeching) - Oh, shit!

He's coming! - Fuck you, man!

- One egg left. - Don't waste it on these people's house.

- What do you mean?

- They're nice, man, don't egg their house.

- So? You know how many people we've egged that were probably nice?

- Yeah, but I like these people.

- I don't. - No, kid, give me the fucking egg.

Fucking idiot. Get the fuck out of here.

- Ha, ha, ha! - Dumbass!

- Hey, Mr. Hudson. - Hey, Riley. What's going on?

- Not much, how about you?

- Cleaning.

- You need a hand? - No, I'm good, thanks.

What can I do for you? - Uh, is Adam around? - Yeah, he's here.

We're just going out in the boat in a little while.

You interested in coming?

- I would, but I kind of already got plans with somebody.

- Oh yeah? That's too bad. It's only, like, an hour.

I'm sure Adam would like if you came.

- Yeah... - Come.

- Yeah, I guess so. - Great! - What's an hour?

- Yeah, OK. Adam's just out back.

I'll see you in five? - Yeah, sure. - Good.

- What's this place called again? - This is Caribou Island.

- How many people live on it? - Uninhabited.

- Oh, nice. It's like Jurassic Park or something.

- They filmed it here. - Really? - No.

This right here is Todd's Cliff.

- How high is this cliff?

- Over a hundred feet. - Can you jump?

- You'll win a Darwin Award first prize if you do. - Huh.

- Riley, you wanna drive?

- Uh, sure. - Come on up here.

Just steer it straight. - OK.

(engine roaring)

Is this place really inhabited?

- Uninhabited. - Uninhabited.

Whoa...

Look at that. - The really cool thing

is it's all green, but there's so many variations of green. - Yeah.

It's pretty cool.

- It's totally different from when I was young.

- Yeah, I guess when you were young

dinosaurs were still roaming the land, eh? - Yeah.

- Yeah, Dad, did you cry when the dinosaurs died?

(laughing)

- (mockingly): "Did you cry when the dinosaurs died?"

- Whoa.

- Hello?

- Can you do this? Just your fingertips.

- Can't do it.

I can do that.

- Roll your tongue?

- Can you do this?

- Isn't that called the shocker? - Come on, can you do this?

- That's it? - Not bad.

- Can you do this? Just your fingertips.

- I was just showing him that one.

- Riley, I am your father!

Sorry, Adam. - Check this out.

- That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen. - Ugh!

- Could I have one of those?

Aw, come on.

It's not like anybody's gonna see. - That's not the point.

- Remember, it's an inhabited island.

- Uninhabited. - Uninhabited.

- Adam, what do you think? You want a beer?

- Yeah.

- To Adam's first beer. It's your first beer, right? - Yeah.

- OK.

Don't tell your mom, OK?

- Come on, take a sip.

- You ditched me for them.

- Wouldn't really call it ditching, I just...

- What do you mean, you wouldn't call it ditching? We had plans and you left.

I was sitting around waiting all day, fuck.

You didn't show up. I had absolutely nothing to do.

- Shoulda went out and did something.

- Well, I was expecting someone.

(laughing and shouting)

- Ooh...

- You got it!

- I can do this myself.

- It's OK, just hang in there.

- On your mark, get set, go!

(exclamations) Pick it up, pick it up!

- Go, Billy, go! Woo!

- That's your race. Wheelbarrow, 11 to 15.

What do you think?

- I don't know. There's nobody here to do it with.

- There's lots of kids here.

Want me to ask somebody for you? - No. - Yeah.

Dad, don't you think he should be in this race?

- Yeah, you gotta get out there, buddy.

- I don't know.

I'm OK.

***

- ** Blue boy

* Worried about the world's eyes *

* Worried

* Every time the sun shines

* Worried

* About his haircut

* Calm down, sweetheart

* Grow up

* Blue boy

* Blue boy *

(peeing)

(laughing)

- Where's your belt?

(fireworks)

(laughing)

- Wanna fight? - No.

- Do you wanna lose? - Wanna fight?

- No!

(gasping) That wasn't even me!

- Yes, it was! (laughing)

Do you think you'll ever get married?

- Probably.

- Don't want to be lonely.

- I don't know. I wanna do stuff first.

Then I'll get married. - Yeah.

I'll probably get married when I'm like...

twenty...

seven... ish.

- Twenty-seven? - Twenty-seven, twenty-eight.

I don't know. I can hardly say right now,

but if I'm still single

at like thirty, mid-thirties,

then that's bad. (laughing)

- OK, ready?

It's a ball.

It's more scared of you than you are of it.

I think Taylor's changed quite a bit this season, what do you think?

She looks kind of new and improved, huh?

- I don't know.

- Really?

Excellent catch.

You know,

at your age,

this is the year for you.

Don't do what I did.

You're at that age, you gotta have fun. She's cute.

- Yeah, but we're just friends. - She's cute.

- OK...

- Yeah, I don't mind an Easter bunny coming in

and leaving me chocolate. - You'd rather a bunny

just snooping around your house,

shitting out chocolate everywhere?

You're just like, Oh, look at this, a goody! Can't beat it!

You know, every time

you touch yourself, an angel loses its wings. (laughing)

- I'm touching myself right now.

(laughing) - I don't think that's what he meant.

- No, man, you gotta go home,

turn lights off, you know,

make sure your mom's sleeping or something,

maybe get her to cook you a meal so she's occupied,

go into your room, turn a movie on,

start slowly working your way down, you know.

- He didn't get it. - I got it!

I would've gotten it when I was, like, nine.

- He's a youngin'.

It's all good.

- Holy fuck! Holy fuck!

Oh, holy shit!

(laughing)

- Man!

- It's fucking toasty.

- How much longer until we get there, you think?

- Hmm... pretty soon.

It's worth the wait, though, don't worry.

- Hopefully. - He's a fucking legend, man,

it's worth it either way.

- One second! Who is it?

- Nate. - Nate! - Yeah.

- What's up, buddy? - How are you?

- What's going on, brother? - How you doing? - Come on in. Gentlemen.

Welcome.

- You still got a pretty sick crib.

Soon as I get my own house, this is exactly what it's gonna be like.

- So, I assume you guys are here for a little business?

- Yeah. Um, I was thinking like... a half quarter.

- What are we thinking here?

- Seven for fifty.

- Seven for fifty?! Nate, man, who is your sidekick here, man?

- It's my cousin Riley, man.

He's cool. - What's up, man? You got some stiff prices, though.

Seven for fifty, come on, what do you take me for? How about

we go, like, what it usually is, six for fifty?

- "How about we just go..."

How about you just scale that shit up?

- Already scaled, man. - No.

What are you talking about? That's hardly scaled. Look at that.

How much time did it take you? - Who's your brother back there, man?

- Adam. - Adam? Are you cool, bro?

- Uh, yeah.

- So, did you actually jump Todd's Cliff or what? - Yeah, man, I jumped it.

Of course I did.

Nate, you didn't tell this guy? - Oh, I did.

- Only two people have ever done it before, man.

Todd, who's not even here to say it...

Only one guy is, and that's me. You're looking right at him, man.

- I told you, man. He's a fucking legend.

- Easily 120 feet.

- So what was it like when you hit the water, anyway?

- Oh man, it was like nothing you ever felt before.

It was like a thousand swords digging into my feet, man.

Too many times,

people get the opportunity to prove something,

and I did that day.

- Come on, Riley! I told you he wouldn't do it! Just fucking push him!

- I don't know.

Is there a way I can just go back down or something?

- That's the only way down, man.

- Come on, you coward inbred twat, just jump! I'm not waiting all day

for you! - Seriously, I just can't, though.

Like, my body just won't let me jump.

- Look, if you jump, the worst that's gonna happen

is that you might get physically injured. If you don't jump,

then there'd be a 100% chance that Nate's gonna mentally abuse you all summer for not jumping.

- You worried your tampon's gonna get wet, bud?

Come on, just jump! - OK, let's do this.

- Alright, I'll count you down. Ready?

Three, two, one,

jump!

(cheering and clapping)

***

- Go, go, go! Aw! - Ha, ha, ha!

- Ah! Shit!

***

(grunting)

(laughing)

- Ugh!

(cicadas chirping)

- You always use your whole body. - I'm fucking little!

I can't use half of my body, it's not gonna do shit!

Fuck, you throw it before I even get there!

Fuck you! Fuck you in particular!

You guys are geniuses, eh?

- I know, thank you. - Come get it.

- Find this one in a children's book or what? - No, man, I invented it.

- You learn this at daycare, bud?

I'm gonna whip this ball at your face, bud.

Pretty soon. - He's never gonna get it, so don't worry.

Come on, Adam, get it!

You fucking fuck, man!

- Here.

But I mean, if I had a kid like me too, I'd beat the shit out of me.

Jesus! The way I acted, I would be like,

"What the fuck did you just say to me?"

Six-year-old!

"I ain't taking shit from you!"

- Ho, ho! Gotta love Cherry.

- Open it. Don't read the warning label.

Fuck...

Yeah, it's an acquired taste.

You know what else is an acquired taste?

- What? - Fish.

- Fish? - Yeah, man, fish.

- Man, what's your problem?

That's something I told you not to say, fuck.

- Well, man, if it was your dad, you would wanna know, wouldn't you?

- Fuck, it's not my dad, though, so don't bring it up! - Exactly, it's not your dad,

so let me bring it up. - Not your issue, though.

- It's not, but it's his issue,

and how is he supposed to resolve it if he doesn't even know about it?

Your dad and the lady from the fish market

are having sex. You know what that is?

You know what that means? What?

They're fucking.

You don't believe me, ask your friend over here, Riley.

Sorry I had to be the one to tell you.

- Me too.

- Mmm!

- Is this the trout?

- Yeah. It's fabulous.

- That's my favorite. - So, Adam,

how was your day?

Maybe we could do something tomorrow. Wanna get together

and do something?

Thought maybe we'd go down and get the boat.

What do you think you wanna get done this summer?

You got any ambition, anything like that?

You're just gonna hang out, chill?

Chillaxing? Is that what you guys call it these days?

This is the summer. You gotta have yourself some fun.

- Hi, can I help you with anything?

Would you like some fish?

- Yeah, sure. - OK.

Well, we've got salmon, pickerel, whitefish,

trout... I recommend the trout,

it's really good.

So, you from around here? - Yeah. - Yeah?

Do you live down on the lake? - Yeah.

- Nice, so do I.

(sighing) - What's your name?

- Marianne. What's your name? - Adam. - Nice to meet you, Adam.

- Yeah.

- Alright, that's gonna be $22.80.

- Um...

I only have a twenty. - That's OK.

It's all yours. Enjoy it.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome. - Nice manners, boys. Where's your veggies, buddy?

- I ate them. (laughing) - No, you didn't.

No, you didn't. - I ate them!

- I don't think so. - Riley, I ate them, right? Yeah, I ate them.

You're crazy, Grandma. - I think it's time to put her in a home.

- We'll come visit you in the home.

You'll have people to wipe your ass for you.

- Yeah. - I'm not going to a home until another twenty

or thirty years, and by then you're gonna be forty.

You can look after me and you can change my didies, OK?

And I'm not gonna get Depends,

I'm gonna get just tiny little ones so you--

- Just tiny little ones!

I can't even take care of myself, you want me to take care of you, too?

Damn, you'll sit in that bathtub for a week waiting for me to come back!

I don't ever wanna come home and find you in a cold bathtub!

That sounds terrible!

Wouldn't know whether to call somebody with a camera

or call the ambulance!

Like, which one first?

- Call an ambulance, OK? I don't want a camera picture of that.

- Well, at least she didn't mind that I forgot her

in the tub, right? (laughing)

Just no pictures.

- Get off my team!

(rap music playing)

- Here you go, bro.

(coughing)

(laughing)

You good? Don't die on us, man!

Here, take one more. You can take one. - No.

- Take one more, little one, and you'll be fucking stoned.

- Go, go, go, go, go!

Who wants some cheese balls?

* The duck walked up to a lemonade stand *

- * Pam, pam, pam, pam! - * The duck walked up to a lemonade stand *

Look, this is getting old, OK? (laughing)

- Fuck off, man!

I can't breathe!

You think he got any lemonade? (laughing)

What a fucking duck!

- I would kill that duck. (laughing)

- Alright, guys, you ready to watch this? - Of course.

- Yeah, man, come on. - Alright.

- Come on! - Is that you?

- Whoa! - Ohh!

Oh! - Whoa!

- That's a pretty big splash, man.

Count it! Go back! - Alright, alright.

- (together): One, two, three,

four, five!

- Four and a half. - Fucking five seconds! Five seconds!

Who the fuck says four and a half seconds, especially when they're counting in their head?

- Me. - You're a retard, that's why.

- Five seconds. Five seconds.

- Look at my arms go. Could've sworn I was flying. - No doubt.

Could've sworn! (laughing) What kind of bird were you?

- I was an eagle, man. - Eagle.

- I was a soaring eagle. - Bald eagle? - I ain't bald, man!

- "I ain't bald, man!"

- I was a golden eagle.

- That's fucking impressive, man.

- Thanks, buddy.

- Anytime. - I wouldn't go as far as legendary, but it's impressive.

- That's more than legendary, man.

- Only two people. - That's like...

Two people. - One of them died.

- One of them died.

(laughing)

- You just high or what?

- Eat some more cheese balls, man! Ha, ha, ha!

(engine rumbling)

- Alright.

- Hi there. - Hi. - What can I get for you today?

- Can I get a pair of sunglasses? - Sure you can.

What color would you like? - Can I get

the blue skies, fifth from the top?

- This one here? - Yeah, lovely. - These are twenty dollars.

- Twenty?

(alarm ringing)

- Come on! Hurry up, hurry up!

(laughing)

We fucking got this, man! We fucking did it!

Yeah! - We didn't pussy out this time. - I know, right?

- Here, man, you want another one?

So, you and Taylor are pretty good friends, eh?

- Yeah, we've known each other for a long time.

- Do you like her or anything?

- Uh... I mean,

I don't know, I wouldn't want to ruin the friendship or anything.

- I don't know. Should take the opportunity while it's open,

before it closes.

- Yeah, it's just hard to tell somebody that you like them

when you're friends and...

you don't really know how to tell them.

- If it was me, I would just go up and be completely honest.

- What are you guys doing?

- Nothing, just talking. - About what?

- I don't know.

Wanna just go over there,

jump on the trampoline or something?

- A tiny little moth on your arm and it lands for two seconds,

or a huge tarantula on your face--

- Well, the moth, obviously, then.

But if it was, like, an equally- sized moth and tarantula,

I'd pick the tarantula. - Are you kidding me?

- No. It's creepy and...

Like, spiders are kinda cute,

like the fuzzy ones that, like, you just wanna pet them and...

- Pet a spider? - Would you pet a moth?

No, you would not. - Yeah, I would. - No, you wouldn't.

Don't lie. - They're like little fluffy butterflies.

- They're like little creepy butterflies from hell,

that's what they are, actually. - Why do you hate them so much?

- He's like... he is creepy, like he stares at me

when I go in to buy something at the store and he gives me weird looks all the time.

Like, if I see him around town, he just glares at me

with his beady little eyes. - Beady?

- Yes, it's weird. Hey, it's your dad!

Hey, Mr. Hudson!

- Hi, Taylor! Hey, buddy,

how's it going?

- Good.

(birds screeching)

- Adam, you're a sick bastard, aren't ya?

- Are you a felcher? - Are you a little felcher?

- Look at that.

- Oh... - Oh, dude.

It's like Christmas.

- Man, that thing looks like a haggard vagina.

- No doubt. Give her a white dragon.

- What's a white dragon?

- Um, it's when she's giving you head,

and then when you start coming, you just start going right hard in the paint,

so it comes out her nose, you know?

I'd fuck Taylor too. - Who wouldn't?

- Adam's the one that wants to fuck her out of all three of us the most.

He's just probably the only one here without a shot.

- Man, I think Shanna would be the easiest one to get with.

- Obviously. I mean, fucking Taylor,

you gotta talk to her and listen and shit,

fucking try to deal with problems,

work it out... No, fuck, too much effort. Way too much effort.

Just her body, that's the only thing that would be worth it, man.

- Yeah, she's got a pretty nice body. - Yeah.

- You like her? - Not even, man.

Just gonna fucking make her my cum dumpster and chuck her.

Sometimes you just gotta put a little effort in.

- You only put effort in if it's actually gonna be worth it.

Look at this kid. He's been fucking following her around

for how long? How often do you guys hang out? - I don't know.

- Hang out alone anytime? - Mm-hmm.

- Yeah? Fuck her yet? - No.

- No? Sleepovers and shit? - No.

- No? Go to her house, she comes to your house?

(sighing) Go to your room, fucking turn the lights off,

start undressing her and shit-- - No, we're just friends. - You sure?

What if she wants to fuck you and you're just too bitch?

You could fuck her, you just haven't made a move.

Oh, that one's got him thinking.

Come on, man, like, get fucking mad!

Like, we're sitting here talking about your girl,

and you just sit there and fucking watch us, give a little smile,

like, "Yeah, don't talk about her like that, man."

You gotta do something, stand up for yourself once.

Like, just once, actually do something.

You're 15 years old and you have a bedtime.

You gotta be inside by 10 o'clock

so your mom can tuck you in by 10:30.

Like, get mad for once, man!

You're not angry about that or anything?

You can't do anything. You do anything, you get bitched at.

You anger me.

I don't know what it is, it's just, like, you.

You just piss me off.

Like, even just your face just makes me mad,

I don't know what it is.

So fucking sad.

- Oh, shit.

- Go to sleep.

- Crazy man.

Savage. Oh, calm yourself.

- Good catch.

Whoa!

Wanna put some effort into this?

Jeez!

OK, maybe not so much effort.

Hey, talk to me.

What's the matter?

You know, your mother and I worked really hard to put this together

for us. We come up here, we're having a good time,

all you do is mope around. What the hell is wrong with you?

I saw you at the fireworks.

- What are you... what are you talking about?

Do you think maybe...

Think maybe you wanna go somewhere else so we can talk about this privately?

- Nope, I'm perfectly fine right here.

Does Mom know? - Does Mom know what?

- Do I have to explain it?

'Cause I'm pretty sure that you know exactly what I'm talking about.

- OK, something stupid might've happened,

We were drinking, everybody was drinking,

it was... stuff happens.

- I understand exactly what happened, I just-- - Adam, Adam.

I've made a mistake and I admit it.

But between you and me, this is that time in your life

where you gotta think about what's going on...

It's bigger than... it's bigger than...

It's a... it's a big mistake

and I admit it,

but bringing your mom into it isn't gonna help,

it's gonna make things really bad,

trust me.

You gotta think about the ramifications. You go telling your mom stuff like this,

you think of what's gonna happen.

You think about it.

You...

Adam!

Adam!

(sighing)

(electronic music) - Oh!

- Riley, what are you doing? - What are you doing? - Get down!

Just get it in, donut! - Ready?

Here, man. Alright, what can I get now?

(engine roaring)

- What are you doing?

I'm good luck, eh?

- I don't know.

Dude, stop.

- Where'd you get this?

- Riley. - Riley got it for ya? - Yeah.

- Why? - 'Cause he's my actual friend.

- Your actual friend? - Yeah.

- Not pretend or anything, are you sure?

- Pretty sure. - Pretty sure.

- He's way nicer than you, cooler than you, smarter than you.

Stop...

- Those are some real good character traits, eh?

Where is your actual friend Riley?

And your actual friend Taylor?

Walking around the arcade,

doing nothing? All alone, you know?

Just hanging out,

drinking a juice box?

I wonder where they could be.

Your elephant, man.

(loud electronic music)

(birds singing)

- Fuck!

Fuck you.

- Adam, your dad and I want to have a conversation with you.

We're concerned and we know that something has gone on this week.

It's important that you give us your version

and you tell it exactly like it happened. OK?

- Your mother is referring to the gas station incident,

the theft of the alcohol.

- What are you smiling about?

- Nothing. - Adam, look at me.

Come on. I need the truth.

- What... - What's the joke? - What's so funny?

- You want me to be honest? - I want you

to tell me what happened.

In your own words.

- He says he didn't do it.

- Come on, Adam. I understand

this was something that you didn't want to do, but--

- But he says he didn't do it.

No, I'll go get all of them, I'll view the video

with them, we'll take care of this. You're getting all upset.

If he says he didn't do it, that's good. And if he's caught on the tape,

we'll take care of it then. - Yeah, I'd like to take care of it now.

I think that this is an important family matter,

that we talk about being honest

and being there for each other.

- You have his answer.

Are you gonna change your answer, son?

- I didn't do anything.

- How's Adam doing? - Uh, I think he's doing good.

- Yeah? - Why?

- I don't know. Have you noticed a change in him at all?

- Uh, no, not really. Seems to be

doing good.

- Anyway,

what happened at the liquor store? You mind telling me?

- Uh, nothing, just...

me and Nate

were having a little fun. - Was Adam involved with that?

- No, not really.

- Hmm, OK. What's with the bad stuff?

What's the point? - What do you mean?

- I don't know, I just think having fun is having fun, but...

I don't know, stealing liquor... what's up?

Are you doing it 'cause you think it's "Mr. Cool Gangster" stuff

and you're gonna get the chicks? What's the story?

You getting the girls?

See, you're being bad and you're not getting the girls.

- Yeah, I am. - No, you took too long to answer. You are not.

You got any idea what you wanna do in the future?

- Uh, probably something with, like, cooking. - Seriously?

Where'd that come from?

- I don't know, my dad taught me how to do it when I was a kid,

so I just... - Is he a cook?

- No, it's just something that he always loved to do. - That's great.

A badass who cooks. - Yeah. - Ooh, yeah.

Seriously,

you know, you can do good. I've seen it.

You should try doing good. You're a good kid.

- You kind of, like,

go through boys like crazy,

to be honest. - Oh, fuck you. I didn't-- - I'm not trying to be mean

or anything, but you've had a lot of boyfriends and-- - You're not trying to be mean

or anything, except you are, so... - I'm not.

I'm just trying to tell you that...

I just don't want him getting hurt, 'cause he's my friend too.

I know you and I know your personality

and I know that if you and Riley date,

then something will happen

and a bunch of drama will happen.

- You can't really say that. You can't see the future.

- No, but I've seen the past, and trust me,

the future's not gonna be that different.

- I can't go to bed, man. If I could go to bed I'd go to bed. Let's go out and do something.

Like a little bitch. Like a 6-year-old girl,

falling asleep at rookie times. Get up.

So you just wanna fucking lie here?

- Pretty much. - Do nothing, like...

Let's go out, man!

This sucks so much!

Now you're chilling with that little goody two-shoes,

turning into a little bitch. And what?

You hooked up with one girl and now you're falling in love with her, like...

- I'm not fucking falling in love with her, man.

- Yeah, right! Go hand her the prenup, bud!

This was supposed to be a summer of us

hanging out and chilling,

and now what are we doing? Let's go out, I'm bored!

- You're not bored, you're just fucking boring, man. Go to bed.

Look, man, we're all gonna hang out tomorrow. You should come.

It'll be fun.

Taylor and Adam are gonna be there.

Smoke a bowl or something after.

Chill out.

You down?

- Five. Anyone?

Adam, are you-- - Oh, yes, I do. - Oh hey, wow.

Do you care? There you go, there's some ore.

- Thanks. - Don't eat it all at once.

Thank you,

thank you very much. This is for you.

Seven! - Seven, oh! - Gotcha.

Move him over to here, so we can kill Mr. Wheat Boy.

There you go. No more wheat for you.

I think that's my move. There's no sevens, OK.

Why am I losing? So, Nate, you get to put down a road.

From your house.

Good choice.

Alright. No, no, once you take your hand off,

then it's done. You can't change your mind.

- I didn't know that. - Yeah.

Well, it's part of the rules. When you put it down

and you take your hand off, it's like chess, it's done.

Everybody, you put your piece down,

you take your hand off the game, that's it, right?

- Six.

Going with the... - So, Nate,

what are you thinking about doing

when you are all grown up? - Um... I was thinking

about being an astrophysicist. - Really? That's super cool.

- Just knowing that the unknown is out there,

try to figure out what it is, you know?

- So you must really enjoy math.

- Uh, no, not really at all. - No?

Oh, well. - Well, being an astrophysicist

is, like, 100% math, so...

- So what? - Didn't you fail math? - Yeah, what's your point?

- Yes! - Um...

Are you gonna... - Alright, you get some wheat, my friend. That is good.

- That's not where your piece was. - What do you mean?

- I mean that's not where your piece was. - Man, I have roads leading

to that house and everything. - You have one.

- It's fine, what are you talking about?

- He added a piece right there. It's not fine.

- I think it looks alright. - Well, of course you do.

- I don't see a difference. - It was not there, man, I don't know what to tell you, like...

When I added a little road,

it was such a big deal over a road, but your little butt buddy

starts cheating, and all of a sudden, "Oh no, it's all good,

just keep playing, don't worry about it." - What are you talking about?

- He's fucking cheating, that's what I'm talking about, man!

- Can you watch the language? - Like, honestly, how old are you? Go get some hearing aids!

- Nate... - Fuck!

- Calm down, man. - Wow.

- Nate, just relax. - Don't tell me to relax.

- Man, don't even bring her into this. - She brought herself into it.

- Take your tile, man. - No.

It's not even my tile.

Like, this is the stupidest game I've ever played. - This isn't even your house,

don't even talk like that. - Exactly. Look who you're sitting around with, man.

- Real people. - Real people?

The girl that couldn't make up her mind between you two,

the one that has absolutely no clue what's going on around here,

the fish fucker-- - Hey! - And the goody two-shoes. What?

You have no fucking clue, man.

- You don't talk to me like that in my house.

- Oh, your amazing house? You wanna keep it?

I could ruin your life. Stay out of this.

Sit back and enjoy your fucking game. This is none of your business.

- Nate... - Why don't you just leave? No one even wants you here,

so just leave. - Nobody wants me here? - Yeah.

- You know where you come from, and you're fucking chilling

with these people. - Yeah, I didn't want to come from where I came from.

- Take a look around, man. Whose house are you living in?

- I'm living at your grandma's house. - Guess what,

we don't want you anymore either. - You're not living

with your parents either. - You're a fucking loser, hanging out with these tools.

- At least I'm fucking wanted. Nobody here wants you, man. - Wanted by who, man?

Your dad? Where's your dad?

Where's your dad, Riley?

Your dad couldn't even handle being alive, thinking that he has such a fuckup

of a son somewhere out there, that he had to end his life.

I can understand why he did it.

Fuck all you guys, this is fucking stupid.

- Fuck, man! - What?

- Riley!

- Fuck you!

- Riley...

- Look, just fuck off, I don't wanna talk about it, OK?

- Did you know that stuff about him?

- Yeah, because we talk every day.

That's the difference between knowing his name

and knowing him.

- I know stuff about him that you don't know. Like, we talk.

Like, he wouldn't tell you stuff

that he tells me. - Are you sure you wanna say that?

- Well, yeah, I mean...

- If you actually hung out with him and you actually knew him,

then you probably would never wanna see him again.

Riley said that the only reason he wants to date you is that he can sleep with you

and then brag about it with all his friends,

so that's why he chose you over Shanna, 'cause he thought that you'd be an easier lay

or something like that.

I didn't get involved with this, but this is what they were saying,

and you think, "Oh, I have a little cute boyfriend." Yeah, right.

- Look, like,

if you're trying to break us up right now, it's not...

- I'm not trying to break you up.

I'm not trying to do any of that crap. I'm telling you the ugly truth.

You just don't wanna take it.

You run over there looking like a little idiot, all clueless,

thinking he wants you.

'Cause he doesn't.

You're gonna come to me for advice and you're not gonna take it again.

- You know, you claim to be his best friend

and you say you talk all the time every day and you hang out every day,

but he just had his heart ripped out in there

and his entire past thrown onto the table for everyone to judge,

and you're still making it about you.

It's always about you.

- He called you a cum dumpster.

- Fuck you, Adam.

- You gotta pinch your nose here so that...

I can get that bleeding to stop, OK?

Otherwise that nose is never gonna stop.

- Ah... - Oh, don't be such a wimp about it.

This is what happens when you and Riley start.

You start playing and playing and playing,

and before you know it, one of you guys is bleeding.

- Look, man, have you talked to Taylor lately?

- Not really.

Why?

- Just 'cause I heard... Shanna was telling me

that she doesn't want to talk to me. She said that...

Taylor said that I said a whole bunch of stuff about her.

If it was you, I won't be mad, I just... - No, it wasn't me.

- I just wanna get it cleared up. - It wasn't me.

- You sure? - Yeah, I didn't say anything.

Maybe Nate did

when he got really mad.

- Doesn't seem like something he would do.

He wouldn't go behind my back and try to ruin

something that I have.

I mean, he's family, right?

- Yeah, but look at my family.

Like, it doesn't matter

if they have the same blood as you. If they don't act like family,

then what's the point?

- I don't know, it just seems like I've lost everybody.

- You have me.

(electronic dance music)

- Sup, boys?

Nate, can I talk to you for a minute?

Look, man, it's important.

Just come outside for a minute.

Man, just take a break, like, come outside.

- I'm in the middle of something very important, man.

- Fine, I'll pause it.

- Are you serious? Like... - Man, what did you say? Like, Taylor won't even talk to me.

- What did you expect, man?

Like, honestly. - I don't know what's going on,

but you need to plug that in. - I'm not plugging shit back in until he talks, man.

- Plus it back in, I talked. - Riley, man, listen,

it might just be me, but I don't think Nate wants to talk to you

and I'm not really having fun anymore. - Does it look like

I fucking care if you're having fun, man? I'm trying to have

a conversation. - Why don't we just roll a joint and chill out, man?

- 'Cause I don't wanna smoke a joint of your shitty weed, man.

Come on, like, you're a loser. All you do is sit here and sell drugs to kids

all day. - Don't talk to Brad like that, man. He's a legend.

- He's not a legend, he jumped off one fucking cliff.

- Let's see you do it. - I would.

- Heard that before, man. Tell you what, I got a boat outside.

I'll drive you out there right now if you wanna go.

- Right there, you got a ride

and you're still bitchin' out. Why aren't you hopping up, ready to run out the door

and go jump off the big cliff? - Why don't you come jump with me?

- Huh!

Yeah. - Yeah. You jump, I'll jump.

100%. - 100%.

***

(motorboat approaching)

- Welcome to Todd's Cliff.

It doesn't... I can't even film it

in one frame.

- Go home before you make yourself

look like the fool.

- Let's get to the top already. - I don't wanna embarrass you on camera and everything,

but I mean, shit happens.

Sorry.

- (Brad): Are your knees shaking?

- So how does it feel to know that you're gonna bitch out? - I'm not gonna bitch out.

- It's OK to be scared, I understand.

You know? - You're the one who seems scared, man.

You're making excuses. I'm saying let's jump.

- Yeah? And I'm saying that you're not gonna.

- (Brad): Recording, let's go!

- Man, why you always gotta fuck things up?

- It's fun.

- Fuck, man, you don't care about anybody but yourself.

You think everything's a big joke,

but this isn't a joke. This isn't the time to laugh.

- You're obviously not gonna jump it. Like, look how high it is, man.

- (Brad): Who's going first?

- You know, you're not gonna prove a point by doing this.

- Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion!

Stay out of this.

- You're the one who dragged me up here.

You're the one that fucking...

talked shit like usual until I came up here.

So you know what? I'm up here, I'm ready to jump, let's jump.

- Man... we're not doing this.

We've done a lot of stupid shit, but this tops the list, like...

No, this isn't even on the list.

This is ridiculous.

And if you think I'm gonna think less of you for not jumping this,

I'm not, man.

Let's just walk back down, man. Nothing's gonna change.

- That's the point.

Something's gotta change.

- No, you're coming with me. - No,

the only way I'm going is that way.

You don't have to do this.

- Yes, I do.

- Well, count it down, then.

- Three...

- Two...

- One.

Fuck.

(panting)

- You did it, man!

One second. How do you feel, bro?

- Fucking terrible. Get me the fuck outta here. - Alright.

- Man!

- Say something to the camera, brother. - I'm hurt...

(Brad laughing) - Oh, fuck!

That was high as fuck.

- You guys did it, man! - Holy fuck.

- Told you I would. - Fucking crazy.

- Good job, Nate. Respect, brother.

- That's the pain of jumping Todd's right there, man.

Did you see that, man? - Are you guys OK?

- How come you didn't jump too?

- Can't believe we just did that.

- Can't believe you guys did that either. - It was crazy, bro.

- Told you I was going to. - Adam,

how did it look from the top, man? - Really scary.

- Come on, man, talk to your audience, man. You just did it!

- I did it. - Yeah, you did!

I don't think I looked as bad as you guys, man. Holy shit.

- How'd it look from the bottom? - It was crazy from the bottom, man.

- I didn't think we were ever gonna hit. What about you?

- Nate! Nate, get up, man! Nate!

Nate, are you OK?

We gotta get out of here. - Yeah. - I'm good.

- Try to sit up.

(moaning)

Sit up, man. - I'm good.

- You don't look good, man.

(inaudible)

- Get him off the boat.

- Come on, man.

Come on, man!

Someone help!

- (Grandma, sobbing): I don't know what they were... They were playing on the cliffs

and they were jumping off the cliffs,

and he turned around and jumped off

and it had something to do with his internal...

I don't know. He...

he bled to death.

Yeah, Riley's here right now.

I just don't know what I'm supposed to do.

I don't know.

Yeah, I gotta...

I gotta phone his mom and dad now.

I don't know what I'm gonna say to them.

I was supposed to be watching him

and I didn't.

- Hi.

- Hi, can I come in?

- Um... sure.

Did you want to say something to me? - He just jumped and...

If I didn't lie,

then he'd be having fun with his friends and I'd be having fun with my friends

and everybody would be perfectly fine and he'd still be alive and...

- It wasn't your fault. - You don't understand.

There's something wrong with me.

- It's gonna get better. You're gonna feel better.

OK?

Um...

- Do you love him?

(sighing)

- No.

(engine running)

- Riley?

- Get the fuck outta here.

- What are you doing?

- Stuck, what's it look like?

- You OK?

- Just get the fuck outta here, man.

(He takes out the key.)

Gimme the key, man.

- No.

- Come on, man, just gimme the key.

Gimme the fucking key!

Motherfucker!

Fucking fucker!

Fuck.