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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,943 --> 00:00:07,691 SUNDAY, 3:18 PM 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:15,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 3 00:00:24,175 --> 00:00:27,693 ADD FRIEND 4 00:00:29,082 --> 00:00:32,432 FRIEND REQUEST SENT 5 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:35,960 MOM 6 00:00:39,108 --> 00:00:40,420 Hi. 7 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:41,880 Hi, friend. 8 00:00:41,893 --> 00:00:43,300 Are you in Oslo now? 9 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:45,927 No, my flight from Geneva is booked 10 00:00:45,936 --> 00:00:48,124 so I'm here until tomorrow. 11 00:00:48,322 --> 00:00:49,440 No... 12 00:00:49,469 --> 00:00:52,720 But I'm in Oslo tomorrow afternoon. 13 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:55,340 But I'm going to the cabin tomorrow. 14 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:57,300 Oh yeah, that's true! 15 00:00:57,331 --> 00:00:59,160 Where was it you're going? 16 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:05,143 To Ingrid's cabin, with Ingrid and Sara. 17 00:01:05,263 --> 00:01:08,220 So nice! Who will drive you guys? 18 00:01:08,430 --> 00:01:10,040 No, we'll take the bus. 19 00:01:10,580 --> 00:01:13,000 The bus? Can't you wait? 20 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:16,578 If you wait a day, I can drive you. 21 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:25,600 But I've been looking forward to the cabin for over a month. 22 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,605 Yeah, I know. 23 00:01:29,674 --> 00:01:32,343 But I'm coming home on Saturday. 24 00:01:32,949 --> 00:01:34,150 Yeah... 25 00:01:34,322 --> 00:01:36,046 On Saturday I... 26 00:01:36,236 --> 00:01:39,855 It looks like I'll leave again on Friday night. 27 00:01:42,308 --> 00:01:43,503 Oh, yeah. 28 00:01:44,115 --> 00:01:45,188 Hmm... 29 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:49,320 Do you have enough money? 30 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,580 Yeah. 31 00:01:50,851 --> 00:01:51,919 Okay. 32 00:01:52,414 --> 00:01:56,679 I'll wire you a little bit extra, so you guys can have fun. 33 00:01:56,913 --> 00:01:58,209 Thanks. 34 00:01:58,754 --> 00:02:01,820 Okay, have a good trip and say hi to Ingrid and Sara. 35 00:02:01,940 --> 00:02:03,982 Yeah, thanks. You too. 36 00:02:06,422 --> 00:02:09,826 - Okay, we'll talk. - We will. Take care! 37 00:02:31,894 --> 00:02:34,469 TUESDAY, 9:04 AM 38 00:03:14,605 --> 00:03:16,952 - Sorry, sorry! - Isak! 39 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:23,214 Should we send him home? 40 00:03:23,247 --> 00:03:25,465 Okay, we'll just do that. 41 00:03:25,504 --> 00:03:29,342 ♪ Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely ♪ 42 00:03:29,553 --> 00:03:33,886 ♪ I have nobody of my own ♪ 43 00:03:37,340 --> 00:03:39,081 What time is it even? 44 00:03:42,195 --> 00:03:44,445 INGRID - TEXT MESSAGE 45 00:03:48,970 --> 00:03:51,961 - Eh, ten past nine. - Ten past nine?! 46 00:03:53,225 --> 00:03:56,030 Why did you come so fucking early? 47 00:04:07,321 --> 00:04:10,398 WEDNESDAY, 8:32 PM 48 00:04:25,686 --> 00:04:28,169 - Play "I'm Yours". - No! 49 00:04:28,626 --> 00:04:31,445 - You only know gay songs. - Shut up! 50 00:04:31,467 --> 00:04:34,079 Is that a gay song? 51 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:42,916 Who is it? 52 00:04:46,234 --> 00:04:47,419 Jonas? 53 00:04:48,012 --> 00:04:49,168 Elias. 54 00:04:49,288 --> 00:04:50,680 Your new lover? 55 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:52,760 What are you talking about? 56 00:04:52,822 --> 00:04:54,878 You know what I'm talking about. 57 00:04:54,899 --> 00:04:59,466 You ran after him the entire school day. 58 00:04:59,483 --> 00:05:02,041 - Hello? - Oh, Elias? 59 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,896 I'm so happy to be talking to you. 60 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:06,360 I think I love you. 61 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:08,318 Maybe we can get married. 62 00:05:08,321 --> 00:05:11,154 Then we'll go on our honeymoon in March 63 00:05:11,182 --> 00:05:13,049 and live alone for the rest of our lives. 64 00:05:13,072 --> 00:05:14,482 Love each other. 65 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:30,156 - What's the deal with Jonas and Ingrid? - Huh? 66 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:34,240 You heard what I said. 67 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,670 You have to ask Jonas. 68 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,760 Why do you ask? 69 00:05:52,775 --> 00:05:54,560 I saw a notification on his phone. 70 00:05:57,372 --> 00:05:59,000 I know that you know something. 71 00:06:04,237 --> 00:06:06,720 Can't you just say it? I promise I won't get angry. 72 00:06:06,840 --> 00:06:08,840 I promise I won't tell Jonas you said something. 73 00:06:10,832 --> 00:06:12,300 They text? 74 00:06:14,515 --> 00:06:15,660 Maybe a little. 75 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:29,911 Ah, bro. 76 00:06:37,099 --> 00:06:40,496 ♪ Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it ♪ 77 00:06:40,531 --> 00:06:43,637 ♪ I tried to be chill, but you're so hot that I melted ♪ 78 00:06:43,661 --> 00:06:45,665 ♪ I fell right through the cracks ♪ 79 00:06:45,688 --> 00:06:48,543 ♪ Now I'm trying to get back ♪ 80 00:06:48,663 --> 00:06:50,267 ♪ Before the cool done run out ♪ 81 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:52,734 ♪ I'll be giving it my bestest ♪ 82 00:06:52,854 --> 00:06:55,727 THURSDAY, 5:32 PM 83 00:06:56,355 --> 00:06:59,316 In which stadium does the English Cup Final take place? 84 00:06:59,347 --> 00:07:00,659 Wembley. 85 00:07:00,719 --> 00:07:03,502 That's correct. What bone in your body 86 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:04,939 - gets broken most often? - CANCEL THIS FRIEND REQUEST? 87 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:06,091 - CANCEL - Collarbone. 88 00:07:06,113 --> 00:07:06,960 Yep. 89 00:07:07,319 --> 00:07:11,300 Who was the first president of the USA? 90 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:12,880 George Washington. 91 00:07:14,556 --> 00:07:15,794 Okay, Eva. 92 00:07:15,845 --> 00:07:18,508 Who was the first female Prime Minister of Norway? 93 00:07:18,540 --> 00:07:19,680 I'm not joining. 94 00:07:21,496 --> 00:07:22,620 She can't answer. 95 00:07:24,301 --> 00:07:26,298 I do, I just don't want to join. 96 00:07:26,311 --> 00:07:28,586 Just answer, then we won't nag anymore. 97 00:07:29,221 --> 00:07:31,022 I didn't hear the question. 98 00:07:31,023 --> 00:07:33,530 Who was Norway's first female Prime Minister? 99 00:07:35,561 --> 00:07:36,977 Erna Solberg. 100 00:07:38,147 --> 00:07:39,654 Fuck you guys! 101 00:07:42,057 --> 00:07:43,520 Why are you so pissed? 102 00:07:47,932 --> 00:07:50,660 I'm not pissed. I just think Trivial Pursuit is boring. 103 00:07:52,079 --> 00:07:53,140 Okay? 104 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,802 What do you want to play, then? Something that isn't so boring. 105 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,420 Nothing. I want to read. 106 00:07:57,607 --> 00:07:58,859 Come on! 107 00:07:59,023 --> 00:08:00,714 You must want to do something. 108 00:08:02,061 --> 00:08:03,040 Okay. 109 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:06,035 I want to play "My ship is loaded with... " 110 00:08:06,072 --> 00:08:07,369 Then we'll play "My ship". 111 00:08:07,671 --> 00:08:08,886 I'll start. 112 00:08:11,445 --> 00:08:14,205 My ship is loaded with Ingrid. 113 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:23,249 My ship is loaded with Erna Solberg. 114 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:29,859 Okay, eh... My ship is loaded with insects. 115 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,860 My ship is loaded with ice. 116 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:34,592 My ship is loaded with... 117 00:08:36,748 --> 00:08:38,560 What the fuck? What was that? 118 00:08:38,590 --> 00:08:40,179 Shit. Fuck. 119 00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:42,440 - Did you see it? - No. 120 00:08:42,454 --> 00:08:44,560 - So weird. - Really strange. 121 00:08:46,740 --> 00:08:47,680 It's... 122 00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:53,696 Hello? 123 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,700 - Hi! - The fuck? 124 00:09:11,060 --> 00:09:12,900 - Elias! - Jonas! 125 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,400 - What's up? - You came! 126 00:09:16,520 --> 00:09:19,606 Of course I came! *** 127 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:24,005 - How did you find it? - Embedded GPS in my brain. 128 00:09:25,029 --> 00:09:28,100 No, I asked a guy at the parking space up there. 129 00:09:30,315 --> 00:09:32,133 - Hello. - Hello. 130 00:09:34,929 --> 00:09:36,740 - Hello. - Hi. 131 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,072 So this is where you guys hang? 132 00:09:39,356 --> 00:09:40,968 Really cool. 133 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,343 Good atmosphere at least. 134 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:44,978 It'll be a party. 135 00:09:48,432 --> 00:09:50,640 Where should I sleep? 136 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,560 In the bedroom with Isak. 137 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,696 I'll sleep with the gay guy? 138 00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:58,026 Why is everyone calling me gay? 139 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,720 You are gay. 140 00:10:05,740 --> 00:10:08,118 He's joking. Have a little humor. 141 00:10:14,445 --> 00:10:17,241 What? He asked if he could come. 142 00:10:17,254 --> 00:10:18,725 What should I have said? 143 00:10:30,865 --> 00:10:33,258 ♪ ... from home, he's no father ♪ ♪ He goes home ♪ 144 00:10:33,281 --> 00:10:35,023 - ♪ and barely knows his own daughter ♪ - FRIDAY, 7:04 PM 145 00:10:35,037 --> 00:10:37,572 ♪ But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water ♪ 146 00:10:37,585 --> 00:10:40,472 ♪ His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product ♪ 147 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,628 ♪ They moved on to the next schmoe who flows ♪ 148 00:10:42,647 --> 00:10:44,401 ♪ He nose dove and sold nada ♪ 149 00:10:44,406 --> 00:10:47,165 ♪ So the soap opera is told and unfolds ♪ 150 00:10:47,183 --> 00:10:49,801 ♪ I suppose it's old partner, but the beat goes on ♪ 151 00:10:49,828 --> 00:10:50,951 ♪ Da da dum da dum da da da da ♪ 152 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,917 ♪ You better lose yourself in the music, the moment ♪ 153 00:10:53,935 --> 00:10:56,393 ♪ You own it, you better never let it go ♪ 154 00:10:56,402 --> 00:10:59,563 ♪ You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow ♪ 155 00:10:59,572 --> 00:11:02,391 ♪ This opportunity comes once in a lifetime ♪ 156 00:11:03,652 --> 00:11:05,132 That was really awesome. 157 00:11:05,210 --> 00:11:06,498 Yeah, it works now. 158 00:11:06,539 --> 00:11:09,161 *** 159 00:11:11,386 --> 00:11:12,587 Do you need help? 160 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,433 You set the table? 161 00:11:14,553 --> 00:11:15,744 Yes. 162 00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:24,800 Hm, looks good. Can I taste it? 163 00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:26,277 Yeah. 164 00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:29,580 Good. 165 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,020 We're gonna have a smoke. 166 00:11:37,289 --> 00:11:38,220 Smoke? 167 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:40,400 - Yeah, a smoke. - You don't even smoke. 168 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,002 Come on, it's a party. 169 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,400 Yeah, it's a party. 170 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,896 You really don't need help? 171 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,371 No. 172 00:12:09,086 --> 00:12:10,420 Food's ready! 173 00:13:10,549 --> 00:13:11,760 Jonas! 174 00:13:29,324 --> 00:13:30,320 Seriously? 175 00:13:32,256 --> 00:13:34,680 - Not funny. - It's a little funny. 176 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,100 You're able to help yourself, aren't you? 177 00:14:05,603 --> 00:14:07,520 Why are you so pissed all the time? 178 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:10,742 I'm pissed because you're behaving like a complete jerk. 179 00:14:10,780 --> 00:14:12,939 Jerk? What did I do? 180 00:14:15,118 --> 00:14:16,667 Say what I did! 181 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:19,291 You invited loads of people to a cabin trip 182 00:14:19,295 --> 00:14:20,449 that was just supposed to be us. 183 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:21,600 - Two guys? - Yes. 184 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:26,900 You change personalities once Elias is around. 185 00:14:27,214 --> 00:14:31,033 And you're texting with Ingrid behind my back, 186 00:14:31,047 --> 00:14:33,624 when you know how much of a bitch she is to me! 187 00:14:33,642 --> 00:14:36,211 Ingrid? I'm not going behind your back talking to Ingrid! 188 00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:38,050 What did she say I did? 189 00:14:38,342 --> 00:14:40,173 You think I don't know you text her? 190 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,280 - I texted with her about French. - About French? 191 00:14:44,287 --> 00:14:46,174 - Yeah. - During fall break? 192 00:14:46,188 --> 00:14:47,548 We have homework for after the break. 193 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,920 Yeah okay, if it's about French, I can read the messages. 194 00:14:49,928 --> 00:14:51,412 Why would you read my messages? 195 00:14:51,471 --> 00:14:52,958 You can read my messages! 196 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,350 I don't need to read your messages. 197 00:14:54,532 --> 00:14:56,696 - Why? - You have to read my messages 198 00:14:56,707 --> 00:14:58,819 - so we can trust each other? - Yeah. 199 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,102 That's ridiculous! 200 00:15:00,255 --> 00:15:01,275 Jonas! 201 00:15:01,691 --> 00:15:03,888 This is ridiculous! 202 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,123 What the fuck? 203 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:08,104 Why do you think that I talk to Ingrid? 204 00:15:08,821 --> 00:15:09,909 It's true, right? 205 00:15:09,979 --> 00:15:11,565 Yeah, about school! 206 00:15:11,580 --> 00:15:15,291 - Can I see your messages? - I already told you it's ridiculous! 207 00:15:15,324 --> 00:15:17,060 Why don't you trust me? 208 00:15:26,378 --> 00:15:27,225 *** 209 00:15:27,345 --> 00:15:28,720 *** 210 00:15:29,038 --> 00:15:30,281 *** 211 00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:21,603 Subtitle by rzal 212 00:16:21,625 --> 00:16:24,274 resync and corrections by chamallow www.addic7ed.com 213 00:16:25,305 --> 00:16:31,460 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org14428

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