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I am a registered Republican.
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I'm gonna get a great job,
and I will pay you back
every penny.
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-Now that's a power suit.
-I haven't gotten the job yet.
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I really don't want anybody
to know about Jacob
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or that I was in the hospital.
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You do need someone
to talk to.
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I have you.
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Davia:
You remember my mother?
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Will you stay and have
one last drink with me?
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-Sure. Why not?
-Morning.
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Callie:
Wake up.
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Up.
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Angela:
But what about this photo
of you and Mariana?
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Can I have everyone's attention?
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I am not seeing Evan.
I'm seeing Raj.
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I'm so excited
for this cruise, Patty.
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Me, too, Debbie.
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I can't wait for
the all-you-can-eat
buffets.
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Right? Here, Patty.
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Let me help you
unpack your bags.
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(chuckles)
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(gasps)
Is this a new outfit?
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Yes. For dinner
at the captain's table.
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-Alice: Fancy.
-Well, should you be shopping
when money is tight?
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Yes, and...
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Yes, and I got it on sale.
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Oh. On sale? For $1,595.
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Well, Debbie,
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I bought it when
I thought I was gonna
get a new job.
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Yes, and maybe if you
studied a little harder
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and spent a little less time
on the roof,
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you would have passed
the bar... tending exam,
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and I wouldn't be here
paying for our vacation.
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Yes, and it's great that
you don't resent it at all.
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You don't have to pay me back.
We're family.
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Since, you know,
we're family.
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Well, it's the least I could do
after you up and quit your job.
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Speaking of jobs, have you
had any more sex dreams
about your boss?
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(laughing)
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♪ Pa-pa-pa
pa-pa-pa,
pa, pa ♪
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♪ Pa-pa-pa
pa-pa-pa, pa, pa ♪
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♪ And then we'll find
our peace of mind ♪
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♪ You and me, Bel ami ♪
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♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa, pa ♪
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Malika:
Dear friend,
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you are invited to a low-key
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party at The Coterie
to celebrate my 25th
year of life
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on this planet.
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We've all been so busy
with our lives,
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following our own story lines.
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We haven't had our usual
family dinners or salons.
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So as your present to me,
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I'd love you to share
your talents with all of us.
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Please turn this card over
and take this...
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inspiration to prepare some
sort of creative expression.
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♪ We're just human
after all ♪
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♪ Yeah, you can
ignite it now ♪
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♪ Awaken love ♪
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♪ All you have to do is fall ♪
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Sister Act?
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We could dress up as nuns
and sing.
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Malika:
The idea is to
express yourself,
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because that is
what sets us free.
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Ugh. I thought
my birthday parties
were obnoxious.
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So you admit that?
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"Breathe"?
What is that
supposed to mean?
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I don't know. Maybe chill?
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I'm chill.
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Well, apparently,
I'm not surprising.
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You know, I once bought
oat milk on a whim.
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Remember that?
You know, I don't even know
how milk comes from an oak,
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but I thought, eh,
maybe I'll surprise everyone!
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No offense, but you couldn't
even surprise your parents
when you came out.
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Fair.
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Oh, Mariana, what's the
most surprising thing
you've ever done?
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Um, I guess my threesome.
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Okay, swinger.
Maybe I'll ask
someone normal.
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Oh, I've done a lot
of surprising things.
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Seriously?
'Cause you seem
pretty consistent.
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Oh, you don't know
the old Callie.
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-She once got in a car
with a pimp.
-Mariana!
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Who are you people?
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-Davia:
So what's your card say?
-Sister Act.
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Hmm. I can see that.
I mean,
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you two have been sort of
out of sync, lately.
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Both:
No, we haven't.
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See? Perfectly in sync.
(gasps)
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'N Sync! We could sing
"Bye Bye Bye""
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No, no, no.
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You know, it is kind of
a lot of pressure
to put on us
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to prepare
some kind of performance.
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-Even if it is your birthday.
-Hey!
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Hey. What's going on?
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Just talking about
how excited we are
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for your birthday party!
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Yes. Can't wait.
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Yeah, I think it's
gonna be really fun.
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Which is what
we were all saying.
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-Wow. Look at the time.
-Yeah, I have laundry.
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-Mariana: I gotta get to work.
Love you.
-(all chattering)
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Hey, thanks for not inviting me
to your birthday.
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Sorry. Just trying
to keep it small.
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Oh, I'm not being sarcastic.
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I'm seriously glad that
you didn't invite me.
Thank you.
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Actually, we need someone
to run lights and music.
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What's in it for me?
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But it's your 25!
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You know, so
we gots to celebrate.
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Yeah, I'm just not feeling
everybody getting turnt.
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I just want to kick back
where we can reconnect.
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Malika, is that your brother?
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Yeah. I got him a job here.
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Girl, what the hell?
He tryin' to be Sisqo?
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-What's going on with--
-He is finding himself.
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-Okay.
-How is it with you two?
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-You know. Ebbs and flows.
-Is he coming to your party?
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I don't know.
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Hey, Dom.
You coming to
my birthday?
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Depends. Any surprise guests
I need to worry about?
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Oh, just you.
If you show.
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-All right. I guess
I'll be there.
-All right.
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Hey, ladies.
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-How you doing?
-How are you?
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I'm all right.
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I better get back to it
before this one starts
clapping orders at me.
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And we're flowing.
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(strumming softly)
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Did you tell Malika
about Jacob?
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Or that I was
in the hospital?
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No. I would never
tell anyone. Why?
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Well, maybe it's because
you've been hiding
in your loft for weeks,
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and people want to know
what's going on with you.
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-So are you coming?
-No.
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You should.
You know, people miss you.
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You've gotta get back
into the world, you know.
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You're not going to
your group therapy
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and you're not
working on your music.
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All you're doing is
whatever that is.
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All right. Next verse.
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Okay. "Hey, Malika,
don't you seethe,
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when someone swipes
your cold brew,
you just gotta breathe."
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Come on.
I need a catchy hook.
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How about this?
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(strumming softly)
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♪ I don't know you ♪
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♪ But I want you ♪
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-♪ All... ♪
-♪ All the more for that ♪
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♪ Words fall through me ♪
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Okay, we're not
singing that, dude.
(chuckles)
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"Dude"?
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Okay, Dennis.
Next verse. Um...
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"Hey, Alice,
you've gotta just breathe.
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When we run out of paper,
we can wipe with leaves."
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Ah?
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Um...
(clears throat)
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I need--
I need to tell
you something.
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Yeah, my song sucks.
I know. It's kind of the point.
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I had sex with your mom.
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-(chuckles)
-What?
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Um...
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Why do you hide
behind this mop?
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(chuckles)
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-That's better.
-You just want to be on top.
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I just want to see you.
Maybe it's time for a new look.
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(tussling, chuckling)
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(dance music playing)
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Um, hey.
So, uh...
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I'm... wearing a binder.
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You are?
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-Can I see it?
-Yeah.
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Does it hurt?
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Only if I wear it too long.
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So what does this mean?
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It means I'm not comfortable
with my chest,
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and this helps me
feel more confident.
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Oh. Did it make you feel
uncomfortable
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-when I touched them before?
-No, it's okay. You didn't know.
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-So, do you want to
keep it on?
-Yeah.
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If that's okay?
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Sure.
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It actually makes me feel
really sexy.
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(dance music continues)
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-What makes you feel sexy?
-(chuckles)
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Probably not saying
the word "sexy" so much.
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Seriously.
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-I've never really felt sexy.
-I think you are.
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I think you're hot.
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Oh, yeah?
How hot is this?
Huh?
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Do you like that?
Do you like that?
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Hmm? Huh? Oh!
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(scoffs)
My neck.
(chuckles)
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-Sexy hurts.
-(clears throat)
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-What? What's wrong?
-I feel like you're
making fun of me.
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I'm making fun of myself.
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Look, I'm sorry that I'm not
comfortable being sexy,
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and that I'm so unsurprising.
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-Where are you going?
-To get some water.
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So, this is the first piece
of a series I'm gonna do
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based on the piece that
I sold in the group show.
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Looks like that review
got you inspired again.
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(chuckles)
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-Did you post it to Instagram?
-No, I don't like bragging.
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Hey, bragging's how you
build you brand.
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Get people to follow you.
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Besides, if you don't want
to be at the mercy of critics
to make or break you...
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I'm not gonna post
naked pictures of myself
just to get attention.
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(chuckles)
That's not what I'm saying.
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You just need to let people
know who you are.
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Show 'em your personality.
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And none of this
brooding artist shit.
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You need to create moments,
and stories.
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Oh, now I gotta be
entertaining.
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Yeah. You gotta get people
interested in you,
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so that they can get
interested in your art.
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You need to...
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-Lighten up?
-Doesn't hurt.
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(sighs)
Well, it's not me.
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Sorry I'm a brooding artist,
but I can't be someone I'm not.
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So you were just helping Evan
with his dating profile.
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Yes. That's why he asked me
to have drinks with him.
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He said that I'm socially
well-adjusted for an engineer.
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He's got a point.
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He asked me not to tell anyone,
but I should have told you.
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Well, I understand
why you didn't.
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Everybody's suspicious
of his interest in you.
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I'm really sorry.
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Me, too.
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(chuckles softly)
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-(door opens)
-Oop. Sorry.
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Hey. Thought you--
you were over
at Jamie's tonight.
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-No. I have to study
for the bar.
-Um, it's okay.
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My roommates are
having poker night,
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and I should probably be there
to make sure no one pees
in the plants.
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-That's a thing?
-Unfortunately.
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-Maybe tomorrow?
-Okay.
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All forgiven?
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-Yeah.
-Good.
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So, you haven't spent
any nights at Jamie's this week.
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Everything okay?
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Not here to distract you.
Just brought you some dinner.
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That's sweet.
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So, what are you
doing down here?
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Um, it's the only
semi-quiet place to study.
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You know where
it's really quiet?
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My place.
246
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Oh, yeah.
Well, it might be quiet,
247
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but you are
a major distraction.
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Seems like you've
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pulled away since
I told you I'm a Republican.
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Are we okay?
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Yeah. I just...
like being in my own space.
252
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Well, me, too, but...
253
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you know, if Raj lived alone
in a penthouse apartment,
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I'd be happy to go to his place
so you could spend time
with your boyfriend.
255
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Well, I'm happy
to step out.
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Let you guys have
some time alone.
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Like you did just now.
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Like I've done
many times before.
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Okay, well, I feel bad
kicking you out of our loft
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so I can have sex
with my boyfriend, so...
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I think maybe we could
make a deal that,
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I don't know,
you stay at Jamie's,
like, three nights a week.
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You know, especially
'cause I am paying
most of the rent.
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-I told you I'd pay you back.
-I know. It's fine. It's fine.
265
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We're family. I don't mind.
266
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So, can you spend
tomorrow night with Jamie?
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Sure.
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Would you mind
not leaving your shoes
in the middle of the floor?
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Sure.
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Maye you could fold
and put away your laundry
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instead of dumping it
on the couch?
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I think I can do that.
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Do you think maybe you can
come up with something
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for us to do
for Malika's party
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since you keep shooting down
all of my suggestions?
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Maybe we could do a scene
from "Whatever Happened
to Baby Jane?"
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-What's that?
-It's an old movie.
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A former child star
torments her paraplegic sister
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in their decaying
Hollywood mansion.
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You can play Jane.
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Very funny.
282
00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:34,290
Okay, well, I'm just waiting
for Stacey Abrams
to get in the race.
283
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(clears throat)
What about our girl Kamala?
284
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,330
So, have you
lived here a while?
285
00:14:38,330 --> 00:14:40,920
Yeah, um, I work
in the theater downstairs.
286
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You like this whole
communal living?
287
00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:45,830
Not really, but I'm not really
into that Jonestown shit,
you know?
288
00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:46,920
What does that mean?
289
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,540
You know.
Jim Jones?
290
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:53,000
Killed all of his cult members
when they drank
the poisonous punch?
291
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:57,830
-Do you want more wine?
-Nah. I'm good.
292
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,210
Callie:
Well, Elizabeth Warren's
293
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got the most
progressive platform.
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Um, Bernie.
295
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,710
But, do you think
the country's ready
for socialism?
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What I don't understand is...
297
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,500
how you could have so many...
298
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progressive points of view
but still call yourself
Republican.
299
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Don't say you're
a fiscal conservative,
300
00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:17,080
because deficits have
grown the most under
Republican presidents.
301
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Let's remember,
the Republican party
302
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was formed
to abolish slavery.
303
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:23,250
Okay, look,
there's no question
under this President,
304
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,830
the Party is not
what it was meant to be.
305
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-Which is?
-About individual freedom
and accountability,
306
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to protect local power,
not a big centralized government
307
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telling people how to live.
308
00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,170
The reliance on
private spending,
309
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which is more efficient
than public spending.
310
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And to extend democracy,
at home and abroad.
311
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Sounds like you had
that rehearsed.
312
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,830
Well, I thought the subject
might come up.
313
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Do you think
the Party's only changed
314
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,620
under the current President?
315
00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:49,380
Even it is has,
it is ethical to
stay in a Party
316
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,170
for what it was
meant to be,
317
00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:53,790
rather than the
hateful party it's become?
318
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So guilty by association.
319
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You think I'm unethical.
320
00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:03,040
Well, none of
the Democratic candidates
are proposing
321
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,790
that the government
take control of industry
and capital.
322
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Which is the definition
of socialism.
323
00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,210
It's just...
Republican party
propaganda.
324
00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:14,040
I mean, what they want
is to reduce economic
inequality.
325
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I think that the country
is ready for living wage,
326
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,040
free college,
and healthcare for all.
327
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,710
-Tolu: I feel that.
-(all chattering)
328
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:24,120
I'm-- I'm sorry.
Is this a political debate
or a birthday party?
329
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,120
-Tolu: Hear, hear.
-Welcome to The Coterie.
330
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,120
(all chattering, laughing)
331
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,540
Tolu:
See, it's your first time.
332
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,080
Where's Dennis?
333
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,250
I'm sure Dennis
wanted to be here.
334
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,540
He's just been really busy,
you know, with his music.
335
00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,290
(funk music playing)
336
00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:47,290
-(glass clinking)
-Okay, so before we all
get too lit...
337
00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:48,210
-Hey!
-(laughter)
338
00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:49,880
I wanted to say
a few words.
339
00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:54,830
(sighs) I wanted to use
my birthday to thank you all.
340
00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:59,960
When Alice brought me
into The Coterie,
she literally
341
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:03,250
carved out a piece of her loft
to give me a roof over my head.
342
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:05,000
(exhales)
343
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,290
But she and all of you
344
00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:10,250
gave me so much
more than that.
345
00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:12,250
You gave me my first real home.
346
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,580
My chosen family.
347
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,330
(exhales)
348
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,330
Without you all,
I wouldn't be graduating
from college soon.
349
00:17:22,330 --> 00:17:25,120
-Go, sis!
-All right, all right.
Malika's smart.
350
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:28,290
-She's smart.
-(clapping, cheering)
351
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,500
And I never would
have met this...
352
00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,540
wonderful...
353
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:35,210
beautiful man.
354
00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:36,500
Hey, now!
Hey, now!
355
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:40,620
-(all laughing)
-Or have been able
to share my handsome,
356
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:43,250
sweet, dope-ass brother Dom
357
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,080
-with all of you.
-(guests exclaim)
358
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,540
I'm blessed,
and I'm so grateful.
359
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:49,290
Thank you all
for being here.
360
00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:52,710
And, I can't wait to see
what y'all cooked up for us.
361
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:56,750
-Well, as long as expectations
are low.
-Really low.
362
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,500
-Whoa. What are you
doing now, baby?
-Yari: Woo! She ready!
363
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,120
Work it!
364
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,380
Okay, so just so no one
has to feel the pressure
of going first,
365
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,460
-me and my girls got you.
-Isaac: Oh, yeah!
366
00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:13,250
(applause)
367
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,670
Growing up as a kid,
368
00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:24,420
I hated my dark skin.
369
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,380
And if I could be transparent,
370
00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:29,830
even now as a grown woman,
371
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:33,580
I have to constantly
reprogram my thinking.
372
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:37,080
Years of being told
I was not the standard
for beauty,
373
00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,670
but, see, that was a lie.
374
00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:44,210
Which is why I chose
to rewrite my own narrative.
375
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,380
-"Dear Black Girl
-(stomping)
376
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,880
"We are warriors
377
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,380
"whose spirits can't be crushed.
378
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,380
"We speak up
when told we're too much.
379
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:56,250
"We forgive when
our black men dismiss
380
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:58,460
"degrade and can't see
that we are not
381
00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:01,210
"the ugly ducklings, but
382
00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:04,380
"the swan princess
the Nubian goddess,
383
00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:05,960
"the reflection of our ancestors
384
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,380
"the made in His image.
385
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:11,460
"When society tries to pin
light versus dark skin
386
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:15,040
"we remind them that
every shade of chocolate
387
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,540
Is divinely crafted."
388
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:19,460
-Black Girl Magic
is more than a hashtag.
-(all snapping)
389
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:22,620
-Davia: Yes!
-(all clapping)
390
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,000
"It is a movement.
391
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,210
"A statement
like Maxine Waters
392
00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:28,290
"claiming our power.
Moving...
393
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:31,830
"through this world
unapologetically.
394
00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:35,170
"Degree holding
with our heads held high.
395
00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:37,710
"Melanin moisturize,
big hips,
thick thighs,
396
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,750
"hair free and natural
or wrapped
397
00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,000
"in a protective style.
398
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,710
"Dear Black Girl,
you better recognize
399
00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:45,460
"We are the trailblazers.
400
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:46,620
Everybody..."
401
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,500
-Elijah: Yes!
-"...wants to be us."
402
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,620
-(all cheering, clapping)
-Isaac: Come on, preach!
Come on!
403
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:56,120
(clapping continues)
404
00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:58,120
Whoo!
405
00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,290
"So to all my sistas
406
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:02,920
"as we continue this process
407
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,290
"of loving our skin
408
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:08,540
"start with this.
Look at yourself
in the mirror.
409
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:13,330
"This is me.
410
00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:16,580
"The chocolate beauty
deserving and saying,
411
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:20,920
"I am Queen.
Dear Black Girl
know...
412
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:26,710
"that you...
413
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:29,460
-You are everything."
-(all snapping)
414
00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:32,420
(all cheering, clapping)
415
00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:47,210
-I'm sorry I'm late.
-You're here.
That's what matters.
416
00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:48,960
What's this?
417
00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,330
Just sick of looking
at the drywall.
418
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:55,210
I miss you.
419
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,670
I don't want to pry
into whatever's going on, but...
420
00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:03,830
it would mean a lot
if you came to my party tonight.
421
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:09,290
We saved you a seat.
Right there. (chuckles)
422
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:23,420
Well, I think I speak
for everyone when
I say, Dennis,
423
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:25,460
-it's damned good
to see you, man.
-Woo!
424
00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:26,830
All:
Yes!
425
00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:28,620
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
426
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,460
Hey, I'm gonna
go get a sweater.
I'm cold.
427
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:53,380
-Is that new?
-Yeah. I went shopping.
428
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:56,500
You can afford to buy clothes
when you're having to pay
more of the rent?
429
00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:58,710
Yes, Callie.
430
00:21:58,710 --> 00:22:01,080
We all know how responsible
you are with your money, but...
431
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,120
I've been working hard,
and this is how I treat myself.
432
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,040
Yeah, it's also how
you got yourself
into debt.
433
00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:11,620
-That's not true.
That is not true.
-It does. Well...
434
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:14,380
-Especially in the country.
-Wow.
435
00:22:16,290 --> 00:22:17,330
Jamie:
Yes.
436
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:20,330
So why'd you all choose
communal living?
437
00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:23,330
-Oh, I--
-Well, Mariana chose
for us.
438
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,920
Because Callie left it
all up to me and she
couldn't afford much.
439
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:29,500
And 'cause she had
a massive crush on Gael
440
00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,580
and was planning
on making him
her new boyfriend.
441
00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:34,460
Until you beat me to it.
442
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:41,170
Well, uh, somebody's
gotta go second, right?
443
00:22:41,170 --> 00:22:42,460
-Oh, yes.
-(clapping)
444
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:45,380
Not an easy act to follow,
but I will do my best.
445
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,250
-Man: Very true.
-Woman: Yes!
446
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,790
-It's a very tough act
to follow.
-Um...
447
00:22:50,790 --> 00:22:54,420
So, my inspiration was
"Lighten Up."
448
00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:56,330
-Huh.
-Uh, so I wrote
a little something
449
00:22:56,330 --> 00:22:59,790
about the important role
that light plays in art.
450
00:22:59,790 --> 00:23:01,380
Oh, no,
451
00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:05,080
Well, first...
452
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,290
-Ooh, yeah!
-Yes!
453
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,790
Now it's a party!
454
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,620
♪ Okay, we wrote this
for a purpose ♪
455
00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:17,620
♪ To motivate you
at this time ♪
456
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:19,670
♪ With this hypnotizing
bass line ♪
457
00:23:19,670 --> 00:23:21,580
♪ Please feel free
to lose your mind ♪
458
00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:24,580
♪ And get high, get money,
get sex, get real ♪
459
00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:25,620
♪ All intertwined ♪
460
00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:27,500
♪ Oh, yeah,
this is stadium music ♪
461
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,580
♪ Fifty-thousand
at a time ♪
462
00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:31,500
♪ Let's get right,
let's get right ♪
463
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,540
♪ Let's get right,
okay, okay ♪
464
00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:35,670
♪ Let's get right,
let's get right ♪
465
00:23:35,670 --> 00:23:37,960
♪ Let's get right,
okay, okay ♪
466
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,000
♪ All the girls want,
Hot-n-fun ♪
467
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,620
♪ All they looking for is,
hot-n-fun ♪
468
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,620
♪ All they ask for is,
hot-n-fun ♪
469
00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:45,830
♪ They keep wanting that,
hot-n-fun ♪
470
00:23:45,830 --> 00:23:48,080
♪ Look at you, look at me ♪
471
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,000
♪ Look at you,
look at me ♪
472
00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:53,620
♪ Hot-n-fun,
hot-n-fun ♪
473
00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:58,040
(chattering, light clapping)
474
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,580
So, our inspiration
was "Sister Act,"
475
00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:04,670
and we are going
to be doing improv,
476
00:24:04,670 --> 00:24:07,670
which was Callie's idea,
because she shot down
all of mine.
477
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,460
(sighs)
Malika's party
is tomorrow night,
478
00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:14,790
and we still have
nothing prepared,
479
00:24:14,790 --> 00:24:16,580
because you keep
shooting down
all of my ideas.
480
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,420
That's 'cause your ideas
are either silly
or too much work.
481
00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:20,830
Silly how?
482
00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:23,000
"Mr. Sister"?
483
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
No one wants to see us
as drag kings.
484
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:29,000
Okay, well, you come up
with something that takes
absolutely no preparation, then.
485
00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:31,380
How about improv?
486
00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:35,380
So, can we get
any suggestions
from the audience?
487
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,670
Ooh! Sisters on a cruise.
Ha! Yeah, that's good.
488
00:24:40,290 --> 00:24:41,670
Okay.
489
00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:45,580
Fine. But remember
that in improv,
it's "Yes, and..."
490
00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:47,750
which might be hard
for the queen of no.
491
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,500
Also, Raj is spending the night
tomorrow night,
492
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,170
so you are going
to Jamie's.
493
00:24:52,170 --> 00:24:55,670
-Are you listening?
-Yes, and goodnight.
494
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,290
Yes, and maybe if you studied
a little harder,
495
00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:03,380
and spent a little less time
on the roof,
496
00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:06,580
you would have passed
the bar... tending exam,
497
00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:09,750
and I wouldn't be here
paying for our vacation.
498
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:14,040
-This is real, right?
-Oh, yeah, it definitely is.
499
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,670
Callie:
You know, we're family.
Speaking of jobs,
500
00:25:16,670 --> 00:25:19,210
have you had any more
sex dreams about your boss?
501
00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:23,290
And, scene.
502
00:25:23,290 --> 00:25:26,880
-(light applause)
-(soft laughter)
503
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,170
Woman:
Got good at the end,
there.
504
00:25:31,170 --> 00:25:34,380
So... (clears throat)
That was, uh, s--
That is...
505
00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:37,330
interesting.
506
00:25:37,330 --> 00:25:39,670
Th-- That was all
made up.
507
00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:42,250
Yeah. Seemed made up.
508
00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:45,040
Should we just get this
over with?
509
00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:48,540
You had sex with my mom?
510
00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:50,670
All right, I was... wasted.
511
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:53,830
-When did this happen?
-The-- The first night
that she was here.
512
00:25:53,830 --> 00:25:58,250
I woke up in the morning,
and she was in my bed.
513
00:25:58,250 --> 00:26:00,580
-(chuckles)
-(groans softly)
514
00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:04,290
(laughing continues)
515
00:26:04,290 --> 00:26:06,830
Oops, I'm sorry.
It's not funny.
516
00:26:06,830 --> 00:26:09,080
No, I-I-I'm... I'm sorry.
517
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,750
Listen, Dennis.
You did not have sex
with my mother.
518
00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:15,500
Okay? Malika brought her home,
and I spent all night
519
00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:18,920
holding her head over the toilet
while she barfed out her Botox.
520
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,710
-Then why was she in my bed?
-I know my mother.
521
00:26:22,710 --> 00:26:25,420
She was trying
to make you think
that you had sex
522
00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:27,000
so that you'd go back
for seconds.
523
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,750
God, I had no idea
she was that desperate
to get laid.
524
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,790
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you okay?
525
00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:35,210
No, no, no, no.
I'm-- I'm not--
I'm not okay.
526
00:26:35,210 --> 00:26:38,290
I just hated myself
thinking that I had
done that to you.
527
00:26:38,290 --> 00:26:41,460
Thinking that I had ruined
any chance of...
528
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,750
Any chance of what?
529
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,250
Of you ever trusting me.
530
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:54,290
Don't worry.
I trust you.
531
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,170
You're my best friend.
532
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:09,000
So, my card said "Breathe,"
533
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,830
-and I don't know why.
-(laughs)
534
00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:16,620
But I wrote this song,
and spoiler alert,
it's pretty lame.
535
00:27:19,330 --> 00:27:22,080
(strumming softly)
536
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,380
♪ I don't know you ♪
537
00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:42,920
♪ But I want you ♪
538
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,000
♪ All the more for that ♪
539
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:52,790
Both:
♪ Falling slowly ♪
540
00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:55,880
♪ Eyes that know me ♪
541
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,420
♪ And I can't go back ♪
542
00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:06,040
♪ Moods that take me ♪
543
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,500
♪ And erase me ♪
544
00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:13,620
♪ And I'm painted black ♪
545
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:20,000
♪ Well you have
suffered enough ♪
546
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,540
♪ And warred with yourself ♪
547
00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:26,750
♪ It's time that you won ♪
548
00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:36,920
Both:
♪ Take this sinking boat ♪
549
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,210
♪ And point it home ♪
550
00:28:40,210 --> 00:28:45,830
♪ We've still got time ♪
551
00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:49,960
♪ Raise your hopeful voice ♪
552
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:53,380
♪ You have a choice ♪
553
00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:59,290
♪ You've made it now ♪
554
00:28:59,290 --> 00:29:02,540
♪ Falling slowly ♪
555
00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:06,920
♪ Sing your melody ♪
556
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:13,380
♪ I'll sing it loud ♪
557
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000
(applause, cheering)
558
00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:40,750
And that is called acting.
559
00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:46,170
Are we okay?
560
00:29:46,170 --> 00:29:48,080
What? Yeah.
561
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,580
Shit. That means I'm last.
562
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:53,250
Better go get ready.
563
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,920
Wait, get ready for what?
564
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,460
By the way, you might want
to check your phone.
565
00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:01,710
You got a text from Evan.
566
00:30:10,710 --> 00:30:14,040
-(upbeat music playing)
-(indistinct chatter)
567
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,790
-What are you doing?
-Come on.
568
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,960
I, uh... brought you something.
569
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,880
Um, I'm-- I'm not a poet,
by any means.
570
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,500
At all. Like I cannot do
what you do.
571
00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:32,250
-I'll let him use you, baby.
-(laughter)
572
00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:34,080
But, um...
573
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,000
-Hey, here it goes.
-Hold on, hold on.
I got you.
574
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,920
-(lights click on)
-Ooh.
575
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,460
(chuckles)
576
00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:43,830
(scattered laughter)
577
00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:49,670
"With essential potential,
a new cause worth a fight,
578
00:30:50,710 --> 00:30:53,960
"unanimous need,
unexpected indeed,
all at first sight.
579
00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:58,420
"Entangled limbs
and sudden whims,
no need to be polite.
580
00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:03,620
"Ebony whispers and lip quivers,
gently into the night.
581
00:31:05,170 --> 00:31:07,380
"A new dawn we rise
and compromise,
582
00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:10,000
"and prove the world
that we're right.
583
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,210
"My heart is yours,
provocateur.
584
00:31:12,210 --> 00:31:14,500
Bringing darkness into light."
585
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,790
-All: Aw!
-Davia:
Snap it, y'all, snap it.
586
00:31:18,790 --> 00:31:21,000
-(scattered applause)
-Davia: Poetry. Poetry.
Snap it!
587
00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:26,330
♪ Bang bang boom ♪
588
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,080
-(guests screaming joyfully)
-Woman: Oh my God!
589
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,170
♪ I won't be your
waiting hand ♪
590
00:31:34,170 --> 00:31:37,290
-♪ I won't be your
stepping stone ♪
-(cheering, clapping)
591
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,080
♪ I don't need another man ♪
592
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,920
♪ I can make it on my own ♪
593
00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:48,330
♪ I don't need you to be king ♪
594
00:31:48,330 --> 00:31:51,500
♪ I know how to make my way ♪
595
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,500
♪ 'Cause I'm stronger
than you think ♪
596
00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:59,380
♪ I know this'll be the day ♪
597
00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:02,620
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
598
00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,580
♪ The clock is ticking ♪
599
00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:06,210
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
600
00:32:06,210 --> 00:32:08,120
♪ Time's running out ♪
601
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,500
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
602
00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,920
♪ I feel it shaking ♪
603
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,540
♪ Can you feel the air
trembling ♪
604
00:32:17,540 --> 00:32:20,000
♪ Can you feel the rumble ♪
605
00:32:21,460 --> 00:32:25,210
♪ So tell me are you ready,
how do you like me ♪
606
00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:27,460
-♪ Nothing's gonna stop me ♪
-(cheering)
607
00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:29,620
♪ Until I break through ♪
608
00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:32,080
♪ I'm gonna make you go ♪
609
00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:34,960
-♪ Bang bang boom ♪
-(cheering)
610
00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:39,250
♪ I'm gonna make you go ♪
611
00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:41,500
♪ Bang bang boom ♪
612
00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:44,080
(all cheering, clapping)
613
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,330
Woo!
614
00:32:46,330 --> 00:32:49,080
Yes! Yes!
615
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,460
Now that was surprising.
616
00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:55,460
Girl. Oh, my God!
(laughing)
617
00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:57,540
(clapping continues)
618
00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,040
Yes.
619
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,080
Thanks so much. See ya.
620
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,380
So.
621
00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:11,460
-(keys clatter)
-What'd you think?
622
00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:14,120
I... think...
623
00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:16,620
It was hot.
624
00:33:18,670 --> 00:33:20,080
Really?
625
00:33:21,170 --> 00:33:22,580
Yeah.
626
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,040
So...
627
00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:29,580
Is this what you want?
628
00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:32,790
For me to be more femme?
629
00:33:32,790 --> 00:33:34,540
'Cause that was really
hard to learn,
630
00:33:34,540 --> 00:33:36,420
and I honestly don't think
that I could ever...
631
00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:39,500
-do that again without
blowing out a knee.
-Hey, hey, hey.
632
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,040
What makes you think
I want you to be more femme?
633
00:33:42,710 --> 00:33:45,120
'Cause you're, like...
634
00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,120
presenting more masc, and...
635
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,290
-You just said that was hot.
-Yeah.
636
00:33:50,290 --> 00:33:53,210
Alice, what was hot
was your confidence.
637
00:33:53,210 --> 00:33:57,210
You weren't making fun of
yourself or your sexuality.
638
00:33:57,210 --> 00:34:01,250
Dude, you were like Beyonce.
You took your space and you
owned it.
639
00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:03,580
And you were vulnerable.
640
00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:05,380
That's all I really want.
641
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,830
When you make jokes
when we're in bed,
it just pushes me away.
642
00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:15,250
Okay.
643
00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:16,420
I can work on that.
644
00:34:17,210 --> 00:34:18,750
I can work on it, too.
645
00:34:19,330 --> 00:34:21,210
I know that I push you away.
646
00:34:21,210 --> 00:34:25,210
Intimacy is scary as hell.
647
00:34:27,380 --> 00:34:30,790
But it can also be super sexy.
648
00:34:37,710 --> 00:34:39,830
He wasn't asking me
if was DTF.
649
00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:41,750
He wanted to know
what it meant.
650
00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:45,210
Did you really just move in
here because you wanted
to sleep with Gael?
651
00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:46,710
No.
652
00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:49,330
We needed to find a place
that we could afford.
653
00:34:49,330 --> 00:34:51,580
And... I never hooked up
with him.
654
00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:54,790
I haven't slept with anyone
since I've been in LA.
Except you.
655
00:34:55,790 --> 00:34:59,540
Oh, well...
There was this...
656
00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:01,250
What?
657
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:04,670
-Threesome with
a really nice couple.
-Uh...
658
00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:08,380
Okay. We'll circle back
to that later, but...
659
00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:10,420
I have a question.
Did you know Evan
wanted to talk to you
660
00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:12,120
about his dating profile
when he asked you
to have drinks?
661
00:35:13,540 --> 00:35:15,500
-No.
-You went anyway?
662
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:18,290
Okay, well, if Evan
asked you to have a drink,
what would you say?
663
00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:20,460
-That's different.
-Why? Because you're a man?
664
00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:23,330
-Yes.
-Okay. Wow. That is
incredibly sexist.
665
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:26,040
You really buy this
dating profile excuse?
666
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,580
He's so obviously into you,
Mariana.
667
00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:29,290
Well, if he's into me,
I'm not into him.
668
00:35:29,290 --> 00:35:31,750
And I announced
to everyone at Speckulate
that you're my boyfriend.
669
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:34,170
-Yeah, well, it's pretty
obvious I'm not your type.
-What?
670
00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:38,460
I'm not a rich CEO,
or a hot, brooding
sculptor artist,
671
00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:40,920
-or a couple--
-You know what?
672
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,120
If you can't believe
that I wanna be with you,
673
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,580
nothing I can say
will ever convince you.
674
00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:47,290
And I'm done trying.
675
00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:50,290
(door opens)
676
00:35:51,290 --> 00:35:52,790
(door slams)
677
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,380
-You leaving?
-Yeah.
678
00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:02,420
I'm sorry I didn't do
my thing tonight.
679
00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:05,880
I will tell you my secret.
Soon.
680
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,250
-Okay.
-Happy birthday.
681
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:10,380
Thank you.
Mm, love you.
682
00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:13,580
Yeah. Love you, too.
683
00:36:21,670 --> 00:36:24,210
Appreciate you coming.
Did you have fun?
684
00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:28,170
Yeah. Yeah, it's nice to see
all the people you have,
685
00:36:28,170 --> 00:36:29,380
who love you.
686
00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:32,330
I can why you didn't need
me and Mom.
687
00:36:32,330 --> 00:36:34,290
You got a family.
688
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:37,380
You are my family.
689
00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:41,880
After losing Mom,
I realized I've had
a lot of regrets.
690
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,960
And now it's too late.
691
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,420
But by reaching out
to our father,
692
00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:47,920
maybe we could have
some type of family.
693
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,210
Ah, look, we got each other.
And that's enough for me.
694
00:36:52,750 --> 00:36:56,420
And that is the best
present I could ask
for at this birthday.
695
00:36:56,420 --> 00:36:57,540
Truly.
696
00:36:57,540 --> 00:37:00,330
I love you.
And I'm still taller.
697
00:37:00,330 --> 00:37:01,920
Aw, man, yo!
698
00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:05,580
(chuckles) Yo. I gotta--
699
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,460
-No, you didn't.
-I sure did.
700
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:11,000
-Are you serious?
-(chuckles)
701
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,330
But check out all the likes
and comments you're getting.
702
00:37:13,330 --> 00:37:15,960
Check out this one,
asking when your next show is.
703
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,920
See? This is what
I'm talking about.
704
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,620
This... is you.
705
00:37:20,620 --> 00:37:24,420
Just more of you
than you're usually willing
to put out there.
706
00:37:39,830 --> 00:37:42,000
-Seriously?
-Let's do it.
707
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,080
-Yeah. Let's do it.
-All right.
708
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,330
Step into my barber shop.
709
00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:47,380
All right.
710
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,420
All right, y'all. So I've had
my hair long since college.
711
00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:57,210
And... it's time
for a new look.
712
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,500
-You ready for this?
-Yeah, let's do it.
713
00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,880
-(snipping)
-Oh, my God.
714
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,580
-Getting weaker. Let me see.
-(laughing) Too late.
715
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,540
-What's that?
-This is my voter registration
stub.
716
00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:21,460
I've had this in my wallet
since I was 18 and registered
as a Republican.
717
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,670
What are you doing?
718
00:38:29,290 --> 00:38:31,080
You are right.
719
00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:37,040
You know, if I don't believe
in what the Party stands for
in this moment,
720
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,380
I shouldn't be a part of it.
721
00:38:41,210 --> 00:38:42,920
However... (clears throat)
722
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,040
that doesn't mean I'm
turning into a liberal.
723
00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:50,330
But seriously, I'm--
I'm open to listening.
724
00:38:51,290 --> 00:38:52,670
If you are.
725
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:03,250
Well, I think Raj and I
just broke up, thanks to you.
726
00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:05,460
-Let's not do this here.
-Why not?
727
00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:08,620
-Everyone here
knows our business.
-Thanks to you.
728
00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:11,790
Because you told everyone
I moved us in here
so I could smash Gael.
729
00:39:11,790 --> 00:39:13,500
And that I had a sex dream
about my boss.
730
00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:15,290
Yeah, and you told everyone
that I didn't pass the bar.
731
00:39:15,290 --> 00:39:17,120
-(arguing continues)
-I got ten bucks
on the little one.
732
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,250
I don't know.
Callie look like
she got hands.
733
00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:22,170
I'm sorry, okay?
I screwed up.
734
00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:23,880
I'm not perfect.
735
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,620
Oh. Did you hear that?
736
00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:29,420
Miss Judgmental just admitted
that she's not perfect.
737
00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:33,540
Yeah, and Miss "I don't mind,
we're family" wants to
kick me out of our loft.
738
00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:35,040
That's not true.
I just asked
739
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,500
if you would spend the night
with Jamie.
740
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,500
-Yeah, maybe I'll move in
with Jamie.
-Well, go right ahead.
741
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,460
-Okay.
-Where are you going?
742
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,620
-I'm not doing this, Mariana.
-Stop--
743
00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:44,040
-(Mariana yelps)
-(splashing)
744
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,960
Yes! Now that's
some good theater!
745
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,920
(gasps)
746
00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:51,120
(splashing)
747
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,670
Oh, we doing this?
748
00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:55,460
(all chattering)
749
00:39:56,580 --> 00:39:58,710
(splashing)
750
00:39:58,710 --> 00:40:01,580
-(laughing)
-(splashing)
751
00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:04,710
-(splashing)
-(laughing)
752
00:40:04,710 --> 00:40:06,330
Only because it's my birthday.
753
00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:08,580
(screaming)
754
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,380
-(laughter)
-(yelling)
755
00:40:14,790 --> 00:40:16,500
(laughs)
756
00:40:17,830 --> 00:40:19,210
Cray.
757
00:40:19,210 --> 00:40:22,670
-(whooping)
-(indistinct chatter)
758
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,460
What's going on?
759
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,290
Uh, we fell in.
760
00:40:31,290 --> 00:40:33,540
Listen, um...
761
00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:37,500
I'm sorry. You're right.
This is my issue.
762
00:40:38,710 --> 00:40:41,830
From now on, Hot Raj
is gonna be...
763
00:40:41,830 --> 00:40:43,750
Hot Confident Raj.
764
00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:46,750
That is hot.
765
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:48,670
-(laughs)
-Now, here. Help me out.
766
00:40:48,670 --> 00:40:51,960
-Oh, okay.
Oh, my phone!
-(splashing)
767
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,960
(cheering)
768
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,500
(chattering, clapping)
769
00:40:58,620 --> 00:40:59,880
Davia:
All right!
770
00:41:02,330 --> 00:41:04,710
What have you done
to your hair?
771
00:41:07,330 --> 00:41:09,750
Well, don't just stand there!
Get in!
772
00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:12,460
-(cheering)
-(chanting):
Do it! Do it!
773
00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:14,460
So why don't you?
774
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,750
-What?
-Move in with me.
775
00:41:21,790 --> 00:41:23,580
(chuckles)
776
00:41:23,580 --> 00:41:26,580
Wow! This turned out to be
a great party, after all.
777
00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:32,120
Woo! I am blessed!
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