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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:03,620 ♪♪ 2 00:00:04,830 --> 00:00:06,500 I am a registered Republican. 3 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:10,830 I'm gonna get a great job, and I will pay you back every penny. 4 00:00:10,830 --> 00:00:14,250 -Now that's a power suit. -I haven't gotten the job yet. 5 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:16,880 I really don't want anybody to know about Jacob 6 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,290 or that I was in the hospital. 7 00:00:18,290 --> 00:00:20,170 You do need someone to talk to. 8 00:00:20,170 --> 00:00:21,250 I have you. 9 00:00:21,250 --> 00:00:22,620 Davia: You remember my mother? 10 00:00:22,620 --> 00:00:24,710 Will you stay and have one last drink with me? 11 00:00:24,710 --> 00:00:26,500 -Sure. Why not? -Morning. 12 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:28,250 Callie: Wake up. 13 00:00:29,290 --> 00:00:30,580 Up. 14 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:33,290 Angela: But what about this photo of you and Mariana? 15 00:00:33,290 --> 00:00:35,000 Can I have everyone's attention? 16 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,790 I am not seeing Evan. I'm seeing Raj. 17 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:43,330 I'm so excited for this cruise, Patty. 18 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:44,920 Me, too, Debbie. 19 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,710 I can't wait for the all-you-can-eat buffets. 20 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:50,170 Right? Here, Patty. 21 00:00:50,170 --> 00:00:51,960 Let me help you unpack your bags. 22 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,210 (chuckles) 23 00:00:55,210 --> 00:00:58,170 (gasps) Is this a new outfit? 24 00:00:58,170 --> 00:01:01,210 Yes. For dinner at the captain's table. 25 00:01:01,210 --> 00:01:05,380 -Alice: Fancy. -Well, should you be shopping when money is tight? 26 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:07,380 Yes, and... 27 00:01:08,210 --> 00:01:10,580 Yes, and I got it on sale. 28 00:01:11,290 --> 00:01:16,120 Oh. On sale? For $1,595. 29 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,120 Well, Debbie, 30 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:27,170 I bought it when I thought I was gonna get a new job. 31 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:30,540 Yes, and maybe if you studied a little harder 32 00:01:30,540 --> 00:01:32,500 and spent a little less time on the roof, 33 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:35,670 you would have passed the bar... tending exam, 34 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:39,500 and I wouldn't be here paying for our vacation. 35 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,710 Yes, and it's great that you don't resent it at all. 36 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:45,120 You don't have to pay me back. We're family. 37 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,420 Since, you know, we're family. 38 00:01:47,420 --> 00:01:51,330 Well, it's the least I could do after you up and quit your job. 39 00:01:51,330 --> 00:01:54,670 Speaking of jobs, have you had any more sex dreams about your boss? 40 00:01:55,790 --> 00:01:57,120 (laughing) 41 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:04,790 ♪ Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa, pa, pa ♪ 42 00:02:04,790 --> 00:02:07,880 ♪ Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa, pa, pa ♪ 43 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,460 ♪ And then we'll find our peace of mind ♪ 44 00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:15,580 ♪ You and me, Bel ami ♪ 45 00:02:15,580 --> 00:02:19,580 ♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa, pa ♪ 46 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:22,620 Malika: Dear friend, 47 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:25,460 you are invited to a low-key 48 00:02:25,460 --> 00:02:30,120 party at The Coterie to celebrate my 25th year of life 49 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,670 on this planet. 50 00:02:31,670 --> 00:02:34,250 We've all been so busy with our lives, 51 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:37,170 following our own story lines. 52 00:02:37,170 --> 00:02:38,880 ♪♪ 53 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,880 We haven't had our usual family dinners or salons. 54 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:46,420 So as your present to me, 55 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:50,250 I'd love you to share your talents with all of us. 56 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:55,290 Please turn this card over and take this... 57 00:02:55,290 --> 00:03:00,120 inspiration to prepare some sort of creative expression. 58 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:03,290 ♪ We're just human after all ♪ 59 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,710 ♪ Yeah, you can ignite it now ♪ 60 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:11,500 ♪ Awaken love ♪ 61 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,290 ♪ All you have to do is fall ♪ 62 00:03:14,290 --> 00:03:16,620 Sister Act? 63 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,750 We could dress up as nuns and sing. 64 00:03:21,540 --> 00:03:23,290 Malika: The idea is to express yourself, 65 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:27,330 because that is what sets us free. 66 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:30,540 Ugh. I thought my birthday parties were obnoxious. 67 00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:31,880 So you admit that? 68 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:35,790 "Breathe"? What is that supposed to mean? 69 00:03:35,790 --> 00:03:37,540 I don't know. Maybe chill? 70 00:03:37,540 --> 00:03:39,330 I'm chill. 71 00:03:39,330 --> 00:03:41,330 Well, apparently, I'm not surprising. 72 00:03:41,330 --> 00:03:44,250 You know, I once bought oat milk on a whim. 73 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:46,670 Remember that? You know, I don't even know how milk comes from an oak, 74 00:03:46,670 --> 00:03:49,120 but I thought, eh, maybe I'll surprise everyone! 75 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:51,500 No offense, but you couldn't even surprise your parents when you came out. 76 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:52,920 Fair. 77 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,960 Oh, Mariana, what's the most surprising thing you've ever done? 78 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:59,040 Um, I guess my threesome. 79 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:02,290 Okay, swinger. Maybe I'll ask someone normal. 80 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:08,000 Oh, I've done a lot of surprising things. 81 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,920 Seriously? 'Cause you seem pretty consistent. 82 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,580 Oh, you don't know the old Callie. 83 00:04:13,580 --> 00:04:16,040 -She once got in a car with a pimp. -Mariana! 84 00:04:17,210 --> 00:04:18,380 Who are you people? 85 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,500 -Davia: So what's your card say? -Sister Act. 86 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:23,460 Hmm. I can see that. I mean, 87 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:25,670 you two have been sort of out of sync, lately. 88 00:04:25,670 --> 00:04:27,330 Both: No, we haven't. 89 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:30,170 See? Perfectly in sync. (gasps) 90 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,620 'N Sync! We could sing "Bye Bye Bye"" 91 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,170 No, no, no. 92 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:36,500 You know, it is kind of a lot of pressure to put on us 93 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:39,120 to prepare some kind of performance. 94 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,540 -Even if it is your birthday. -Hey! 95 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,750 Hey. What's going on? 96 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:46,420 Just talking about how excited we are 97 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,830 for your birthday party! 98 00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:49,460 Yes. Can't wait. 99 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:52,170 Yeah, I think it's gonna be really fun. 100 00:04:52,170 --> 00:04:54,170 Which is what we were all saying. 101 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:57,500 -Wow. Look at the time. -Yeah, I have laundry. 102 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:59,960 -Mariana: I gotta get to work. Love you. -(all chattering) 103 00:05:01,830 --> 00:05:03,540 Hey, thanks for not inviting me to your birthday. 104 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:05,540 Sorry. Just trying to keep it small. 105 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:07,080 Oh, I'm not being sarcastic. 106 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,170 I'm seriously glad that you didn't invite me. Thank you. 107 00:05:10,170 --> 00:05:12,580 Actually, we need someone to run lights and music. 108 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:14,670 What's in it for me? 109 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:18,500 But it's your 25! 110 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,210 You know, so we gots to celebrate. 111 00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:22,540 Yeah, I'm just not feeling everybody getting turnt. 112 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:24,420 I just want to kick back where we can reconnect. 113 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:27,830 Malika, is that your brother? 114 00:05:29,330 --> 00:05:31,250 Yeah. I got him a job here. 115 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:33,120 Girl, what the hell? He tryin' to be Sisqo? 116 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:35,580 -What's going on with-- -He is finding himself. 117 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:37,250 -Okay. -How is it with you two? 118 00:05:37,250 --> 00:05:40,380 -You know. Ebbs and flows. -Is he coming to your party? 119 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:42,500 I don't know. 120 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,540 Hey, Dom. You coming to my birthday? 121 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:47,170 Depends. Any surprise guests I need to worry about? 122 00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:49,540 Oh, just you. If you show. 123 00:05:49,540 --> 00:05:52,170 -All right. I guess I'll be there. -All right. 124 00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:53,460 Hey, ladies. 125 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:54,920 -How you doing? -How are you? 126 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:55,960 I'm all right. 127 00:05:57,710 --> 00:06:00,380 I better get back to it before this one starts clapping orders at me. 128 00:06:01,620 --> 00:06:03,120 And we're flowing. 129 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:07,080 (strumming softly) 130 00:06:07,790 --> 00:06:10,210 Did you tell Malika about Jacob? 131 00:06:10,210 --> 00:06:12,540 Or that I was in the hospital? 132 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,040 No. I would never tell anyone. Why? 133 00:06:23,290 --> 00:06:27,040 Well, maybe it's because you've been hiding in your loft for weeks, 134 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,000 and people want to know what's going on with you. 135 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:33,170 -So are you coming? -No. 136 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:37,290 You should. You know, people miss you. 137 00:06:37,290 --> 00:06:39,420 You've gotta get back into the world, you know. 138 00:06:39,420 --> 00:06:41,290 You're not going to your group therapy 139 00:06:41,290 --> 00:06:43,080 and you're not working on your music. 140 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,250 All you're doing is whatever that is. 141 00:06:46,620 --> 00:06:48,080 All right. Next verse. 142 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:53,670 Okay. "Hey, Malika, don't you seethe, 143 00:06:53,670 --> 00:06:56,920 when someone swipes your cold brew, you just gotta breathe." 144 00:06:58,790 --> 00:07:00,670 Come on. I need a catchy hook. 145 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,460 How about this? 146 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:05,000 (strumming softly) 147 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:11,000 ♪ I don't know you ♪ 148 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,330 ♪ But I want you ♪ 149 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:17,710 -♪ All... ♪ -♪ All the more for that ♪ 150 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:23,580 ♪ Words fall through me ♪ 151 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:25,790 Okay, we're not singing that, dude. (chuckles) 152 00:07:25,790 --> 00:07:27,080 "Dude"? 153 00:07:28,290 --> 00:07:31,540 Okay, Dennis. Next verse. Um... 154 00:07:31,540 --> 00:07:33,460 "Hey, Alice, you've gotta just breathe. 155 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:36,210 When we run out of paper, we can wipe with leaves." 156 00:07:36,210 --> 00:07:37,210 Ah? 157 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:43,120 Um... (clears throat) 158 00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:48,710 I need-- I need to tell you something. 159 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:52,750 Yeah, my song sucks. I know. It's kind of the point. 160 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:54,290 I had sex with your mom. 161 00:08:02,290 --> 00:08:04,960 -(chuckles) -What? 162 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:07,670 Um... 163 00:08:07,670 --> 00:08:09,790 Why do you hide behind this mop? 164 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:14,670 (chuckles) 165 00:08:14,670 --> 00:08:18,620 -That's better. -You just want to be on top. 166 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:21,830 I just want to see you. Maybe it's time for a new look. 167 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:27,170 (tussling, chuckling) 168 00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:31,080 (dance music playing) 169 00:08:32,420 --> 00:08:35,830 Um, hey. So, uh... 170 00:08:35,830 --> 00:08:38,920 I'm... wearing a binder. 171 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:41,580 You are? 172 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:45,210 -Can I see it? -Yeah. 173 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:51,080 Does it hurt? 174 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:52,790 Only if I wear it too long. 175 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:55,210 So what does this mean? 176 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:57,290 It means I'm not comfortable with my chest, 177 00:08:57,290 --> 00:08:59,750 and this helps me feel more confident. 178 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:04,710 Oh. Did it make you feel uncomfortable 179 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,330 -when I touched them before? -No, it's okay. You didn't know. 180 00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:11,580 -So, do you want to keep it on? -Yeah. 181 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:14,080 If that's okay? 182 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,290 Sure. 183 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,290 It actually makes me feel really sexy. 184 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,460 (dance music continues) 185 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:33,290 -What makes you feel sexy? -(chuckles) 186 00:09:33,290 --> 00:09:36,420 Probably not saying the word "sexy" so much. 187 00:09:36,420 --> 00:09:37,500 Seriously. 188 00:09:38,330 --> 00:09:41,250 -I've never really felt sexy. -I think you are. 189 00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:44,080 I think you're hot. 190 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:47,880 Oh, yeah? How hot is this? Huh? 191 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,500 Do you like that? Do you like that? 192 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:53,750 Hmm? Huh? Oh! 193 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:56,250 (scoffs) My neck. (chuckles) 194 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,710 -Sexy hurts. -(clears throat) 195 00:09:58,710 --> 00:10:01,960 -What? What's wrong? -I feel like you're making fun of me. 196 00:10:03,290 --> 00:10:05,250 I'm making fun of myself. 197 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,960 Look, I'm sorry that I'm not comfortable being sexy, 198 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:11,750 and that I'm so unsurprising. 199 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:14,210 -Where are you going? -To get some water. 200 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:22,120 So, this is the first piece of a series I'm gonna do 201 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:25,540 based on the piece that I sold in the group show. 202 00:10:25,540 --> 00:10:27,750 Looks like that review got you inspired again. 203 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:29,250 (chuckles) 204 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:32,040 -Did you post it to Instagram? -No, I don't like bragging. 205 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:34,790 Hey, bragging's how you build you brand. 206 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:36,540 Get people to follow you. 207 00:10:36,540 --> 00:10:39,960 Besides, if you don't want to be at the mercy of critics to make or break you... 208 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,750 I'm not gonna post naked pictures of myself just to get attention. 209 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:45,170 (chuckles) That's not what I'm saying. 210 00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:47,540 You just need to let people know who you are. 211 00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:48,580 Show 'em your personality. 212 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:50,790 And none of this brooding artist shit. 213 00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:53,540 You need to create moments, and stories. 214 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:55,170 Oh, now I gotta be entertaining. 215 00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:57,080 Yeah. You gotta get people interested in you, 216 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,120 so that they can get interested in your art. 217 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:01,540 You need to... 218 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,040 -Lighten up? -Doesn't hurt. 219 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:08,750 (sighs) Well, it's not me. 220 00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:13,670 Sorry I'm a brooding artist, but I can't be someone I'm not. 221 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,790 So you were just helping Evan with his dating profile. 222 00:11:20,790 --> 00:11:23,830 Yes. That's why he asked me to have drinks with him. 223 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:26,920 He said that I'm socially well-adjusted for an engineer. 224 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,500 He's got a point. 225 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,500 He asked me not to tell anyone, but I should have told you. 226 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,380 Well, I understand why you didn't. 227 00:11:35,380 --> 00:11:38,830 Everybody's suspicious of his interest in you. 228 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:41,080 I'm really sorry. 229 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,500 Me, too. 230 00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:44,500 (chuckles softly) 231 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,920 -(door opens) -Oop. Sorry. 232 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,540 Hey. Thought you-- you were over at Jamie's tonight. 233 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:55,500 -No. I have to study for the bar. -Um, it's okay. 234 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,960 My roommates are having poker night, 235 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,830 and I should probably be there to make sure no one pees in the plants. 236 00:11:59,830 --> 00:12:03,000 -That's a thing? -Unfortunately. 237 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,380 -Maybe tomorrow? -Okay. 238 00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:12,790 All forgiven? 239 00:12:13,790 --> 00:12:15,330 -Yeah. -Good. 240 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:22,460 So, you haven't spent any nights at Jamie's this week. 241 00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:23,460 Everything okay? 242 00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:32,000 Not here to distract you. Just brought you some dinner. 243 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,620 That's sweet. 244 00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:36,960 So, what are you doing down here? 245 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:40,000 Um, it's the only semi-quiet place to study. 246 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,330 You know where it's really quiet? 247 00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:47,000 My place. 248 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,790 Oh, yeah. Well, it might be quiet, 249 00:12:48,790 --> 00:12:50,960 but you are a major distraction. 250 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,670 Seems like you've 251 00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:58,000 pulled away since I told you I'm a Republican. 252 00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:00,000 Are we okay? 253 00:13:01,790 --> 00:13:05,080 Yeah. I just... like being in my own space. 254 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,540 Well, me, too, but... 255 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:12,080 you know, if Raj lived alone in a penthouse apartment, 256 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:15,290 I'd be happy to go to his place so you could spend time with your boyfriend. 257 00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:17,040 Well, I'm happy to step out. 258 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,920 Let you guys have some time alone. 259 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,250 Like you did just now. 260 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:22,210 Like I've done many times before. 261 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,750 Okay, well, I feel bad kicking you out of our loft 262 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,670 so I can have sex with my boyfriend, so... 263 00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:30,380 I think maybe we could make a deal that, 264 00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:33,620 I don't know, you stay at Jamie's, like, three nights a week. 265 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:36,080 You know, especially 'cause I am paying most of the rent. 266 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:39,960 -I told you I'd pay you back. -I know. It's fine. It's fine. 267 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,330 We're family. I don't mind. 268 00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:44,880 So, can you spend tomorrow night with Jamie? 269 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,750 Sure. 270 00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:49,710 Would you mind not leaving your shoes in the middle of the floor? 271 00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:51,000 Sure. 272 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,040 Maye you could fold and put away your laundry 273 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,170 instead of dumping it on the couch? 274 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,460 I think I can do that. 275 00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:00,290 Do you think maybe you can come up with something 276 00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:01,830 for us to do for Malika's party 277 00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:03,750 since you keep shooting down all of my suggestions? 278 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:07,120 Maybe we could do a scene from "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" 279 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,500 -What's that? -It's an old movie. 280 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,000 A former child star torments her paraplegic sister 281 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,960 in their decaying Hollywood mansion. 282 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,580 You can play Jane. 283 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,330 Very funny. 284 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:34,290 Okay, well, I'm just waiting for Stacey Abrams to get in the race. 285 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,250 (clears throat) What about our girl Kamala? 286 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,330 So, have you lived here a while? 287 00:14:38,330 --> 00:14:40,920 Yeah, um, I work in the theater downstairs. 288 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,290 You like this whole communal living? 289 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:45,830 Not really, but I'm not really into that Jonestown shit, you know? 290 00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:46,920 What does that mean? 291 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,540 You know. Jim Jones? 292 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:53,000 Killed all of his cult members when they drank the poisonous punch? 293 00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:57,830 -Do you want more wine? -Nah. I'm good. 294 00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,210 Callie: Well, Elizabeth Warren's 295 00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:00,710 got the most progressive platform. 296 00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:02,120 Um, Bernie. 297 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,710 But, do you think the country's ready for socialism? 298 00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:06,750 What I don't understand is... 299 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,500 how you could have so many... 300 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,830 progressive points of view but still call yourself Republican. 301 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:14,210 Don't say you're a fiscal conservative, 302 00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:17,080 because deficits have grown the most under Republican presidents. 303 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,790 Let's remember, the Republican party 304 00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:20,040 was formed to abolish slavery. 305 00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:23,250 Okay, look, there's no question under this President, 306 00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,830 the Party is not what it was meant to be. 307 00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:27,460 -Which is? -About individual freedom and accountability, 308 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,170 to protect local power, not a big centralized government 309 00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:31,460 telling people how to live. 310 00:15:31,460 --> 00:15:33,170 The reliance on private spending, 311 00:15:33,170 --> 00:15:35,040 which is more efficient than public spending. 312 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,830 And to extend democracy, at home and abroad. 313 00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:39,080 Sounds like you had that rehearsed. 314 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,830 Well, I thought the subject might come up. 315 00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,120 Do you think the Party's only changed 316 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,620 under the current President? 317 00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:49,380 Even it is has, it is ethical to stay in a Party 318 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,170 for what it was meant to be, 319 00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:53,790 rather than the hateful party it's become? 320 00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:56,960 So guilty by association. 321 00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:00,790 You think I'm unethical. 322 00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:03,040 Well, none of the Democratic candidates are proposing 323 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,790 that the government take control of industry and capital. 324 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,080 Which is the definition of socialism. 325 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,210 It's just... Republican party propaganda. 326 00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:14,040 I mean, what they want is to reduce economic inequality. 327 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,120 I think that the country is ready for living wage, 328 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,040 free college, and healthcare for all. 329 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,710 -Tolu: I feel that. -(all chattering) 330 00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:24,120 I'm-- I'm sorry. Is this a political debate or a birthday party? 331 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,120 -Tolu: Hear, hear. -Welcome to The Coterie. 332 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,120 (all chattering, laughing) 333 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,540 Tolu: See, it's your first time. 334 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,080 Where's Dennis? 335 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,250 I'm sure Dennis wanted to be here. 336 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,540 He's just been really busy, you know, with his music. 337 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,290 (funk music playing) 338 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:47,290 -(glass clinking) -Okay, so before we all get too lit... 339 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:48,210 -Hey! -(laughter) 340 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:49,880 I wanted to say a few words. 341 00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:54,830 (sighs) I wanted to use my birthday to thank you all. 342 00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:59,960 When Alice brought me into The Coterie, she literally 343 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:03,250 carved out a piece of her loft to give me a roof over my head. 344 00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:05,000 (exhales) 345 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,290 But she and all of you 346 00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:10,250 gave me so much more than that. 347 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:12,250 You gave me my first real home. 348 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,580 My chosen family. 349 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,330 (exhales) 350 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,330 Without you all, I wouldn't be graduating from college soon. 351 00:17:22,330 --> 00:17:25,120 -Go, sis! -All right, all right. Malika's smart. 352 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:28,290 -She's smart. -(clapping, cheering) 353 00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,500 And I never would have met this... 354 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,540 wonderful... 355 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:35,210 beautiful man. 356 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:36,500 Hey, now! Hey, now! 357 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:40,620 -(all laughing) -Or have been able to share my handsome, 358 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:43,250 sweet, dope-ass brother Dom 359 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,080 -with all of you. -(guests exclaim) 360 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,540 I'm blessed, and I'm so grateful. 361 00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:49,290 Thank you all for being here. 362 00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:52,710 And, I can't wait to see what y'all cooked up for us. 363 00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:56,750 -Well, as long as expectations are low. -Really low. 364 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,500 -Whoa. What are you doing now, baby? -Yari: Woo! She ready! 365 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,120 Work it! 366 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,380 Okay, so just so no one has to feel the pressure of going first, 367 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,460 -me and my girls got you. -Isaac: Oh, yeah! 368 00:18:10,460 --> 00:18:13,250 (applause) 369 00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,670 Growing up as a kid, 370 00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:24,420 I hated my dark skin. 371 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,380 And if I could be transparent, 372 00:18:27,380 --> 00:18:29,830 even now as a grown woman, 373 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:33,580 I have to constantly reprogram my thinking. 374 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:37,080 Years of being told I was not the standard for beauty, 375 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,670 but, see, that was a lie. 376 00:18:39,670 --> 00:18:44,210 Which is why I chose to rewrite my own narrative. 377 00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:46,380 -"Dear Black Girl -(stomping) 378 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,880 "We are warriors 379 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,380 "whose spirits can't be crushed. 380 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,380 "We speak up when told we're too much. 381 00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:56,250 "We forgive when our black men dismiss 382 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:58,460 "degrade and can't see that we are not 383 00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:01,210 "the ugly ducklings, but 384 00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:04,380 "the swan princess the Nubian goddess, 385 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:05,960 "the reflection of our ancestors 386 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,380 "the made in His image. 387 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:11,460 "When society tries to pin light versus dark skin 388 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:15,040 "we remind them that every shade of chocolate 389 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,540 Is divinely crafted." 390 00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:19,460 -Black Girl Magic is more than a hashtag. -(all snapping) 391 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:22,620 -Davia: Yes! -(all clapping) 392 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,000 "It is a movement. 393 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,210 "A statement like Maxine Waters 394 00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:28,290 "claiming our power. Moving... 395 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:31,830 "through this world unapologetically. 396 00:19:31,830 --> 00:19:35,170 "Degree holding with our heads held high. 397 00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:37,710 "Melanin moisturize, big hips, thick thighs, 398 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,750 "hair free and natural or wrapped 399 00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:41,000 "in a protective style. 400 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,710 "Dear Black Girl, you better recognize 401 00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:45,460 "We are the trailblazers. 402 00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:46,620 Everybody..." 403 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,500 -Elijah: Yes! -"...wants to be us." 404 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:51,620 -(all cheering, clapping) -Isaac: Come on, preach! Come on! 405 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:56,120 (clapping continues) 406 00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:58,120 Whoo! 407 00:19:58,120 --> 00:20:00,290 "So to all my sistas 408 00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:02,920 "as we continue this process 409 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,290 "of loving our skin 410 00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:08,540 "start with this. Look at yourself in the mirror. 411 00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:13,330 "This is me. 412 00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:16,580 "The chocolate beauty deserving and saying, 413 00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:20,920 "I am Queen. Dear Black Girl know... 414 00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:26,710 "that you... 415 00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:29,460 -You are everything." -(all snapping) 416 00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:32,420 (all cheering, clapping) 417 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:47,210 -I'm sorry I'm late. -You're here. That's what matters. 418 00:20:47,210 --> 00:20:48,960 What's this? 419 00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,330 Just sick of looking at the drywall. 420 00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:55,210 I miss you. 421 00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,670 I don't want to pry into whatever's going on, but... 422 00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:03,830 it would mean a lot if you came to my party tonight. 423 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:09,290 We saved you a seat. Right there. (chuckles) 424 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:23,420 Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say, Dennis, 425 00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:25,460 -it's damned good to see you, man. -Woo! 426 00:21:25,460 --> 00:21:26,830 All: Yes! 427 00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:28,620 -Cheers. -Cheers. 428 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,460 Hey, I'm gonna go get a sweater. I'm cold. 429 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:53,380 -Is that new? -Yeah. I went shopping. 430 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:56,500 You can afford to buy clothes when you're having to pay more of the rent? 431 00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:58,710 Yes, Callie. 432 00:21:58,710 --> 00:22:01,080 We all know how responsible you are with your money, but... 433 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,120 I've been working hard, and this is how I treat myself. 434 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,040 Yeah, it's also how you got yourself into debt. 435 00:22:08,790 --> 00:22:11,620 -That's not true. That is not true. -It does. Well... 436 00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:14,380 -Especially in the country. -Wow. 437 00:22:16,290 --> 00:22:17,330 Jamie: Yes. 438 00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:20,330 So why'd you all choose communal living? 439 00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:23,330 -Oh, I-- -Well, Mariana chose for us. 440 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,920 Because Callie left it all up to me and she couldn't afford much. 441 00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:29,500 And 'cause she had a massive crush on Gael 442 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:31,580 and was planning on making him her new boyfriend. 443 00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:34,460 Until you beat me to it. 444 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:41,170 Well, uh, somebody's gotta go second, right? 445 00:22:41,170 --> 00:22:42,460 -Oh, yes. -(clapping) 446 00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:45,380 Not an easy act to follow, but I will do my best. 447 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,250 -Man: Very true. -Woman: Yes! 448 00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,790 -It's a very tough act to follow. -Um... 449 00:22:50,790 --> 00:22:54,420 So, my inspiration was "Lighten Up." 450 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:56,330 -Huh. -Uh, so I wrote a little something 451 00:22:56,330 --> 00:22:59,790 about the important role that light plays in art. 452 00:22:59,790 --> 00:23:01,380 Oh, no, 453 00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:05,080 Well, first... 454 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,290 -Ooh, yeah! -Yes! 455 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,790 Now it's a party! 456 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,620 ♪ Okay, we wrote this for a purpose ♪ 457 00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:17,620 ♪ To motivate you at this time ♪ 458 00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:19,670 ♪ With this hypnotizing bass line ♪ 459 00:23:19,670 --> 00:23:21,580 ♪ Please feel free to lose your mind ♪ 460 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:24,580 ♪ And get high, get money, get sex, get real ♪ 461 00:23:24,580 --> 00:23:25,620 ♪ All intertwined ♪ 462 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:27,500 ♪ Oh, yeah, this is stadium music ♪ 463 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,580 ♪ Fifty-thousand at a time ♪ 464 00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:31,500 ♪ Let's get right, let's get right ♪ 465 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,540 ♪ Let's get right, okay, okay ♪ 466 00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:35,670 ♪ Let's get right, let's get right ♪ 467 00:23:35,670 --> 00:23:37,960 ♪ Let's get right, okay, okay ♪ 468 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,000 ♪ All the girls want, Hot-n-fun ♪ 469 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,620 ♪ All they looking for is, hot-n-fun ♪ 470 00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,620 ♪ All they ask for is, hot-n-fun ♪ 471 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:45,830 ♪ They keep wanting that, hot-n-fun ♪ 472 00:23:45,830 --> 00:23:48,080 ♪ Look at you, look at me ♪ 473 00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,000 ♪ Look at you, look at me ♪ 474 00:23:50,830 --> 00:23:53,620 ♪ Hot-n-fun, hot-n-fun ♪ 475 00:23:53,620 --> 00:23:58,040 (chattering, light clapping) 476 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,580 So, our inspiration was "Sister Act," 477 00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:04,670 and we are going to be doing improv, 478 00:24:04,670 --> 00:24:07,670 which was Callie's idea, because she shot down all of mine. 479 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,460 (sighs) Malika's party is tomorrow night, 480 00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:14,790 and we still have nothing prepared, 481 00:24:14,790 --> 00:24:16,580 because you keep shooting down all of my ideas. 482 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:19,420 That's 'cause your ideas are either silly or too much work. 483 00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:20,830 Silly how? 484 00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:23,000 "Mr. Sister"? 485 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 No one wants to see us as drag kings. 486 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Okay, well, you come up with something that takes absolutely no preparation, then. 487 00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:31,380 How about improv? 488 00:24:32,580 --> 00:24:35,380 So, can we get any suggestions from the audience? 489 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,670 Ooh! Sisters on a cruise. Ha! Yeah, that's good. 490 00:24:40,290 --> 00:24:41,670 Okay. 491 00:24:42,290 --> 00:24:45,580 Fine. But remember that in improv, it's "Yes, and..." 492 00:24:45,580 --> 00:24:47,750 which might be hard for the queen of no. 493 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,500 Also, Raj is spending the night tomorrow night, 494 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,170 so you are going to Jamie's. 495 00:24:52,170 --> 00:24:55,670 -Are you listening? -Yes, and goodnight. 496 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,290 Yes, and maybe if you studied a little harder, 497 00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:03,380 and spent a little less time on the roof, 498 00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:06,580 you would have passed the bar... tending exam, 499 00:25:06,580 --> 00:25:09,750 and I wouldn't be here paying for our vacation. 500 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:14,040 -This is real, right? -Oh, yeah, it definitely is. 501 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:16,670 Callie: You know, we're family. Speaking of jobs, 502 00:25:16,670 --> 00:25:19,210 have you had any more sex dreams about your boss? 503 00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:23,290 And, scene. 504 00:25:23,290 --> 00:25:26,880 -(light applause) -(soft laughter) 505 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,170 Woman: Got good at the end, there. 506 00:25:31,170 --> 00:25:34,380 So... (clears throat) That was, uh, s-- That is... 507 00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:37,330 interesting. 508 00:25:37,330 --> 00:25:39,670 Th-- That was all made up. 509 00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:42,250 Yeah. Seemed made up. 510 00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:45,040 Should we just get this over with? 511 00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:48,540 You had sex with my mom? 512 00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:50,670 All right, I was... wasted. 513 00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:53,830 -When did this happen? -The-- The first night that she was here. 514 00:25:53,830 --> 00:25:58,250 I woke up in the morning, and she was in my bed. 515 00:25:58,250 --> 00:26:00,580 -(chuckles) -(groans softly) 516 00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:04,290 (laughing continues) 517 00:26:04,290 --> 00:26:06,830 Oops, I'm sorry. It's not funny. 518 00:26:06,830 --> 00:26:09,080 No, I-I-I'm... I'm sorry. 519 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,750 Listen, Dennis. You did not have sex with my mother. 520 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:15,500 Okay? Malika brought her home, and I spent all night 521 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:18,920 holding her head over the toilet while she barfed out her Botox. 522 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:22,710 -Then why was she in my bed? -I know my mother. 523 00:26:22,710 --> 00:26:25,420 She was trying to make you think that you had sex 524 00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:27,000 so that you'd go back for seconds. 525 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,750 God, I had no idea she was that desperate to get laid. 526 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,790 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you okay? 527 00:26:32,790 --> 00:26:35,210 No, no, no, no. I'm-- I'm not-- I'm not okay. 528 00:26:35,210 --> 00:26:38,290 I just hated myself thinking that I had done that to you. 529 00:26:38,290 --> 00:26:41,460 Thinking that I had ruined any chance of... 530 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,750 Any chance of what? 531 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,250 Of you ever trusting me. 532 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:54,290 Don't worry. I trust you. 533 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,170 You're my best friend. 534 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:09,000 So, my card said "Breathe," 535 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,830 -and I don't know why. -(laughs) 536 00:27:11,830 --> 00:27:16,620 But I wrote this song, and spoiler alert, it's pretty lame. 537 00:27:19,330 --> 00:27:22,080 (strumming softly) 538 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,380 ♪ I don't know you ♪ 539 00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:42,920 ♪ But I want you ♪ 540 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,000 ♪ All the more for that ♪ 541 00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:52,790 Both: ♪ Falling slowly ♪ 542 00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:55,880 ♪ Eyes that know me ♪ 543 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,420 ♪ And I can't go back ♪ 544 00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:06,040 ♪ Moods that take me ♪ 545 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,500 ♪ And erase me ♪ 546 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:13,620 ♪ And I'm painted black ♪ 547 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:20,000 ♪ Well you have suffered enough ♪ 548 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,540 ♪ And warred with yourself ♪ 549 00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:26,750 ♪ It's time that you won ♪ 550 00:28:32,460 --> 00:28:36,920 Both: ♪ Take this sinking boat ♪ 551 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,210 ♪ And point it home ♪ 552 00:28:40,210 --> 00:28:45,830 ♪ We've still got time ♪ 553 00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:49,960 ♪ Raise your hopeful voice ♪ 554 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:53,380 ♪ You have a choice ♪ 555 00:28:53,380 --> 00:28:59,290 ♪ You've made it now ♪ 556 00:28:59,290 --> 00:29:02,540 ♪ Falling slowly ♪ 557 00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:06,920 ♪ Sing your melody ♪ 558 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:13,380 ♪ I'll sing it loud ♪ 559 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,000 (applause, cheering) 560 00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:40,750 And that is called acting. 561 00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:46,170 Are we okay? 562 00:29:46,170 --> 00:29:48,080 What? Yeah. 563 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,580 Shit. That means I'm last. 564 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:53,250 Better go get ready. 565 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:55,920 Wait, get ready for what? 566 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,460 By the way, you might want to check your phone. 567 00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:01,710 You got a text from Evan. 568 00:30:10,710 --> 00:30:14,040 -(upbeat music playing) -(indistinct chatter) 569 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,790 -What are you doing? -Come on. 570 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,960 I, uh... brought you something. 571 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,880 Um, I'm-- I'm not a poet, by any means. 572 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:29,500 At all. Like I cannot do what you do. 573 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:32,250 -I'll let him use you, baby. -(laughter) 574 00:30:32,250 --> 00:30:34,080 But, um... 575 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,000 -Hey, here it goes. -Hold on, hold on. I got you. 576 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,920 -(lights click on) -Ooh. 577 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,460 (chuckles) 578 00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:43,830 (scattered laughter) 579 00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:49,670 "With essential potential, a new cause worth a fight, 580 00:30:50,710 --> 00:30:53,960 "unanimous need, unexpected indeed, all at first sight. 581 00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:58,420 "Entangled limbs and sudden whims, no need to be polite. 582 00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:03,620 "Ebony whispers and lip quivers, gently into the night. 583 00:31:05,170 --> 00:31:07,380 "A new dawn we rise and compromise, 584 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:10,000 "and prove the world that we're right. 585 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,210 "My heart is yours, provocateur. 586 00:31:12,210 --> 00:31:14,500 Bringing darkness into light." 587 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,790 -All: Aw! -Davia: Snap it, y'all, snap it. 588 00:31:18,790 --> 00:31:21,000 -(scattered applause) -Davia: Poetry. Poetry. Snap it! 589 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:26,330 ♪ Bang bang boom ♪ 590 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,080 -(guests screaming joyfully) -Woman: Oh my God! 591 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,170 ♪ I won't be your waiting hand ♪ 592 00:31:34,170 --> 00:31:37,290 -♪ I won't be your stepping stone ♪ -(cheering, clapping) 593 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,080 ♪ I don't need another man ♪ 594 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:44,920 ♪ I can make it on my own ♪ 595 00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:48,330 ♪ I don't need you to be king ♪ 596 00:31:48,330 --> 00:31:51,500 ♪ I know how to make my way ♪ 597 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,500 ♪ 'Cause I'm stronger than you think ♪ 598 00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:59,380 ♪ I know this'll be the day ♪ 599 00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:02,620 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 600 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,580 ♪ The clock is ticking ♪ 601 00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:06,210 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 602 00:32:06,210 --> 00:32:08,120 ♪ Time's running out ♪ 603 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:09,500 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 604 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,920 ♪ I feel it shaking ♪ 605 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,540 ♪ Can you feel the air trembling ♪ 606 00:32:17,540 --> 00:32:20,000 ♪ Can you feel the rumble ♪ 607 00:32:21,460 --> 00:32:25,210 ♪ So tell me are you ready, how do you like me ♪ 608 00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:27,460 -♪ Nothing's gonna stop me ♪ -(cheering) 609 00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:29,620 ♪ Until I break through ♪ 610 00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:32,080 ♪ I'm gonna make you go ♪ 611 00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:34,960 -♪ Bang bang boom ♪ -(cheering) 612 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:39,250 ♪ I'm gonna make you go ♪ 613 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:41,500 ♪ Bang bang boom ♪ 614 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:44,080 (all cheering, clapping) 615 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,330 Woo! 616 00:32:46,330 --> 00:32:49,080 Yes! Yes! 617 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,460 Now that was surprising. 618 00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:55,460 Girl. Oh, my God! (laughing) 619 00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:57,540 (clapping continues) 620 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,040 Yes. 621 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,080 Thanks so much. See ya. 622 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,380 So. 623 00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:11,460 -(keys clatter) -What'd you think? 624 00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:14,120 I... think... 625 00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:16,620 It was hot. 626 00:33:18,670 --> 00:33:20,080 Really? 627 00:33:21,170 --> 00:33:22,580 Yeah. 628 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,040 So... 629 00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:29,580 Is this what you want? 630 00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:32,790 For me to be more femme? 631 00:33:32,790 --> 00:33:34,540 'Cause that was really hard to learn, 632 00:33:34,540 --> 00:33:36,420 and I honestly don't think that I could ever... 633 00:33:36,420 --> 00:33:39,500 -do that again without blowing out a knee. -Hey, hey, hey. 634 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,040 What makes you think I want you to be more femme? 635 00:33:42,710 --> 00:33:45,120 'Cause you're, like... 636 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:48,120 presenting more masc, and... 637 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,290 -You just said that was hot. -Yeah. 638 00:33:50,290 --> 00:33:53,210 Alice, what was hot was your confidence. 639 00:33:53,210 --> 00:33:57,210 You weren't making fun of yourself or your sexuality. 640 00:33:57,210 --> 00:34:01,250 Dude, you were like Beyonce. You took your space and you owned it. 641 00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:03,580 And you were vulnerable. 642 00:34:03,580 --> 00:34:05,380 That's all I really want. 643 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,830 When you make jokes when we're in bed, it just pushes me away. 644 00:34:13,460 --> 00:34:15,250 Okay. 645 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:16,420 I can work on that. 646 00:34:17,210 --> 00:34:18,750 I can work on it, too. 647 00:34:19,330 --> 00:34:21,210 I know that I push you away. 648 00:34:21,210 --> 00:34:25,210 Intimacy is scary as hell. 649 00:34:27,380 --> 00:34:30,790 But it can also be super sexy. 650 00:34:37,710 --> 00:34:39,830 He wasn't asking me if was DTF. 651 00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:41,750 He wanted to know what it meant. 652 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:45,210 Did you really just move in here because you wanted to sleep with Gael? 653 00:34:45,210 --> 00:34:46,710 No. 654 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:49,330 We needed to find a place that we could afford. 655 00:34:49,330 --> 00:34:51,580 And... I never hooked up with him. 656 00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:54,790 I haven't slept with anyone since I've been in LA. Except you. 657 00:34:55,790 --> 00:34:59,540 Oh, well... There was this... 658 00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:01,250 What? 659 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:04,670 -Threesome with a really nice couple. -Uh... 660 00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:08,380 Okay. We'll circle back to that later, but... 661 00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:10,420 I have a question. Did you know Evan wanted to talk to you 662 00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:12,120 about his dating profile when he asked you to have drinks? 663 00:35:13,540 --> 00:35:15,500 -No. -You went anyway? 664 00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:18,290 Okay, well, if Evan asked you to have a drink, what would you say? 665 00:35:18,290 --> 00:35:20,460 -That's different. -Why? Because you're a man? 666 00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:23,330 -Yes. -Okay. Wow. That is incredibly sexist. 667 00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:26,040 You really buy this dating profile excuse? 668 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,580 He's so obviously into you, Mariana. 669 00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:29,290 Well, if he's into me, I'm not into him. 670 00:35:29,290 --> 00:35:31,750 And I announced to everyone at Speckulate that you're my boyfriend. 671 00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:34,170 -Yeah, well, it's pretty obvious I'm not your type. -What? 672 00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:38,460 I'm not a rich CEO, or a hot, brooding sculptor artist, 673 00:35:38,460 --> 00:35:40,920 -or a couple-- -You know what? 674 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,120 If you can't believe that I wanna be with you, 675 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,580 nothing I can say will ever convince you. 676 00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:47,290 And I'm done trying. 677 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:50,290 (door opens) 678 00:35:51,290 --> 00:35:52,790 (door slams) 679 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,380 -You leaving? -Yeah. 680 00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:02,420 I'm sorry I didn't do my thing tonight. 681 00:36:02,420 --> 00:36:05,880 I will tell you my secret. Soon. 682 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,250 -Okay. -Happy birthday. 683 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:10,380 Thank you. Mm, love you. 684 00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:13,580 Yeah. Love you, too. 685 00:36:21,670 --> 00:36:24,210 Appreciate you coming. Did you have fun? 686 00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:28,170 Yeah. Yeah, it's nice to see all the people you have, 687 00:36:28,170 --> 00:36:29,380 who love you. 688 00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:32,330 I can why you didn't need me and Mom. 689 00:36:32,330 --> 00:36:34,290 You got a family. 690 00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:37,380 You are my family. 691 00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:41,880 After losing Mom, I realized I've had a lot of regrets. 692 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,960 And now it's too late. 693 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,420 But by reaching out to our father, 694 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:47,920 maybe we could have some type of family. 695 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:51,210 Ah, look, we got each other. And that's enough for me. 696 00:36:52,750 --> 00:36:56,420 And that is the best present I could ask for at this birthday. 697 00:36:56,420 --> 00:36:57,540 Truly. 698 00:36:57,540 --> 00:37:00,330 I love you. And I'm still taller. 699 00:37:00,330 --> 00:37:01,920 Aw, man, yo! 700 00:37:02,420 --> 00:37:05,580 (chuckles) Yo. I gotta-- 701 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,460 -No, you didn't. -I sure did. 702 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:11,000 -Are you serious? -(chuckles) 703 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,330 But check out all the likes and comments you're getting. 704 00:37:13,330 --> 00:37:15,960 Check out this one, asking when your next show is. 705 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,920 See? This is what I'm talking about. 706 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,620 This... is you. 707 00:37:20,620 --> 00:37:24,420 Just more of you than you're usually willing to put out there. 708 00:37:39,830 --> 00:37:42,000 -Seriously? -Let's do it. 709 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,080 -Yeah. Let's do it. -All right. 710 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,330 Step into my barber shop. 711 00:37:46,330 --> 00:37:47,380 All right. 712 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,420 All right, y'all. So I've had my hair long since college. 713 00:37:53,420 --> 00:37:57,210 And... it's time for a new look. 714 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,500 -You ready for this? -Yeah, let's do it. 715 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,880 -(snipping) -Oh, my God. 716 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,580 -Getting weaker. Let me see. -(laughing) Too late. 717 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,540 -What's that? -This is my voter registration stub. 718 00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:21,460 I've had this in my wallet since I was 18 and registered as a Republican. 719 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,670 What are you doing? 720 00:38:29,290 --> 00:38:31,080 You are right. 721 00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:37,040 You know, if I don't believe in what the Party stands for in this moment, 722 00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,380 I shouldn't be a part of it. 723 00:38:41,210 --> 00:38:42,920 However... (clears throat) 724 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,040 that doesn't mean I'm turning into a liberal. 725 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:50,330 But seriously, I'm-- I'm open to listening. 726 00:38:51,290 --> 00:38:52,670 If you are. 727 00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:03,250 Well, I think Raj and I just broke up, thanks to you. 728 00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:05,460 -Let's not do this here. -Why not? 729 00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:08,620 -Everyone here knows our business. -Thanks to you. 730 00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:11,790 Because you told everyone I moved us in here so I could smash Gael. 731 00:39:11,790 --> 00:39:13,500 And that I had a sex dream about my boss. 732 00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:15,290 Yeah, and you told everyone that I didn't pass the bar. 733 00:39:15,290 --> 00:39:17,120 -(arguing continues) -I got ten bucks on the little one. 734 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,250 I don't know. Callie look like she got hands. 735 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:22,170 I'm sorry, okay? I screwed up. 736 00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:23,880 I'm not perfect. 737 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,620 Oh. Did you hear that? 738 00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:29,420 Miss Judgmental just admitted that she's not perfect. 739 00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:33,540 Yeah, and Miss "I don't mind, we're family" wants to kick me out of our loft. 740 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:35,040 That's not true. I just asked 741 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,500 if you would spend the night with Jamie. 742 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,500 -Yeah, maybe I'll move in with Jamie. -Well, go right ahead. 743 00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:39,460 -Okay. -Where are you going? 744 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,620 -I'm not doing this, Mariana. -Stop-- 745 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:44,040 -(Mariana yelps) -(splashing) 746 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,960 Yes! Now that's some good theater! 747 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,920 (gasps) 748 00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:51,120 (splashing) 749 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,670 Oh, we doing this? 750 00:39:53,620 --> 00:39:55,460 (all chattering) 751 00:39:56,580 --> 00:39:58,710 (splashing) 752 00:39:58,710 --> 00:40:01,580 -(laughing) -(splashing) 753 00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:04,710 -(splashing) -(laughing) 754 00:40:04,710 --> 00:40:06,330 Only because it's my birthday. 755 00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:08,580 (screaming) 756 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,380 -(laughter) -(yelling) 757 00:40:12,380 --> 00:40:13,580 ♪♪ 758 00:40:14,790 --> 00:40:16,500 (laughs) 759 00:40:17,830 --> 00:40:19,210 Cray. 760 00:40:19,210 --> 00:40:22,670 -(whooping) -(indistinct chatter) 761 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,460 What's going on? 762 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,290 Uh, we fell in. 763 00:40:31,290 --> 00:40:33,540 Listen, um... 764 00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:37,500 I'm sorry. You're right. This is my issue. 765 00:40:38,710 --> 00:40:41,830 From now on, Hot Raj is gonna be... 766 00:40:41,830 --> 00:40:43,750 Hot Confident Raj. 767 00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:46,750 That is hot. 768 00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:48,670 -(laughs) -Now, here. Help me out. 769 00:40:48,670 --> 00:40:51,960 -Oh, okay. Oh, my phone! -(splashing) 770 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,960 (cheering) 771 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,500 (chattering, clapping) 772 00:40:58,620 --> 00:40:59,880 Davia: All right! 773 00:41:02,330 --> 00:41:04,710 What have you done to your hair? 774 00:41:07,330 --> 00:41:09,750 Well, don't just stand there! Get in! 775 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:12,460 -(cheering) -(chanting): Do it! Do it! 776 00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:14,460 So why don't you? 777 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,750 -What? -Move in with me. 778 00:41:21,790 --> 00:41:23,580 (chuckles) 779 00:41:23,580 --> 00:41:26,580 Wow! This turned out to be a great party, after all. 780 00:41:26,580 --> 00:41:32,120 Woo! I am blessed! 58534

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