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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:03,102 ♪♪ 2 00:00:03,997 --> 00:00:06,397 I am a registered Republican. 3 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:11,044 I'm gonna get a great job, and I will pay you back every penny. 4 00:00:11,069 --> 00:00:14,055 - Now that's a power suit. - I haven't gotten the job yet. 5 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,609 I really don't want anybody to know about Jacob 6 00:00:16,634 --> 00:00:17,934 or that I was in the hospital. 7 00:00:17,959 --> 00:00:20,086 You do need someone to talk to. 8 00:00:20,111 --> 00:00:21,177 I have you. 9 00:00:21,202 --> 00:00:22,468 DAVIA: You remember my mother? 10 00:00:22,493 --> 00:00:24,546 Will you stay and have one last drink with me? 11 00:00:24,571 --> 00:00:26,251 - Sure. Why not? - Morning. 12 00:00:26,555 --> 00:00:28,035 CALLIE: Wake up. 13 00:00:28,943 --> 00:00:30,318 Up. 14 00:00:30,343 --> 00:00:33,186 ANGELA: But what about this photo of you and Mariana? 15 00:00:33,211 --> 00:00:34,828 Can I have everyone's attention? 16 00:00:34,853 --> 00:00:38,073 I am not seeing Evan. I'm seeing Raj. 17 00:00:40,155 --> 00:00:42,931 I'm so excited for this cruise, Patty. 18 00:00:43,446 --> 00:00:44,719 Me, too, Debbie. 19 00:00:44,744 --> 00:00:47,812 I can't wait for the all-you-can-eat buffets. 20 00:00:47,837 --> 00:00:49,964 Right? Here, Patty. 21 00:00:49,989 --> 00:00:51,800 Let me help you unpack your bags. 22 00:00:51,825 --> 00:00:55,310 (CHUCKLES) 23 00:00:55,335 --> 00:00:57,677 (GASPS) Is this a new outfit? 24 00:00:57,702 --> 00:01:00,977 Yes. For dinner at the captain's table. 25 00:01:01,002 --> 00:01:03,832 - ALICE: Fancy. - Well, should you be shopping 26 00:01:03,857 --> 00:01:05,245 when money is tight? 27 00:01:05,926 --> 00:01:07,025 Yes, and... 28 00:01:08,054 --> 00:01:10,595 Yes, and I got it on sale. 29 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:16,164 - Oh. On sale? For $1,595. - _ 30 00:01:22,225 --> 00:01:23,741 Well, Debbie, 31 00:01:24,131 --> 00:01:27,667 I bought it when I thought I was gonna get a new job. 32 00:01:27,692 --> 00:01:30,402 Yes, and maybe if you studied a little harder 33 00:01:30,427 --> 00:01:32,421 and spent a little less time on the roof, 34 00:01:32,446 --> 00:01:35,506 you would have passed the bar... tending exam, 35 00:01:35,531 --> 00:01:39,089 and I wouldn't be here paying for our vacation. 36 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:42,666 Yes, and it's great that you don't resent it at all. 37 00:01:42,691 --> 00:01:44,753 You don't have to pay me back. We're family. 38 00:01:44,778 --> 00:01:46,961 Since, you know, we're family. 39 00:01:46,986 --> 00:01:51,030 Well, it's the least I could do after you up and quit your job. 40 00:01:51,365 --> 00:01:54,865 Speaking of jobs, have you had any more sex dreams about your boss? 41 00:01:55,461 --> 00:01:56,461 (LAUGHING) 42 00:01:59,707 --> 00:02:01,207 ♪ Good Trouble 2x06 ♪ Twenty-Fine 43 00:02:01,232 --> 00:02:04,751 ♪ Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa, pa, pa ♪ 44 00:02:04,776 --> 00:02:07,776 ♪ Pa-pa-pa pa-pa-pa, pa, pa ♪ 45 00:02:08,274 --> 00:02:12,367 ♪ And then we'll find our peace of mind ♪ 46 00:02:13,021 --> 00:02:15,437 ♪ You and me, bel ami ♪ 47 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:18,663 ♪ Pa-pa-pa, pa, pa ♪ 48 00:02:18,688 --> 00:02:21,188 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 49 00:02:21,213 --> 00:02:22,237 MALIKA: Dear friend, 50 00:02:22,746 --> 00:02:25,280 you are invited to a low-key 51 00:02:25,305 --> 00:02:29,849 party at The Coterie to celebrate my 25th year of life 52 00:02:29,874 --> 00:02:31,875 on this planet. 53 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:34,151 We've all been so busy with our lives, 54 00:02:34,176 --> 00:02:36,502 - following our own story lines. - _ 55 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:38,883 ♪♪ 56 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:41,750 We haven't had our usual family dinners or salons. 57 00:02:43,472 --> 00:02:46,340 So as your present to me, 58 00:02:46,365 --> 00:02:49,941 I'd love you to share your talents with all of us. 59 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:54,554 Please turn this card over and take this... 60 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:59,415 inspiration to prepare some sort of creative expression. 61 00:03:00,102 --> 00:03:03,353 - ♪ We're just human after all ♪ - _ 62 00:03:06,122 --> 00:03:09,640 - ♪ Yeah, you can ignite it now ♪ - _ 63 00:03:09,665 --> 00:03:11,240 ♪ Awaken love ♪ 64 00:03:11,265 --> 00:03:14,265 - ♪ All you have to do is fall ♪ - _ 65 00:03:14,290 --> 00:03:16,140 Sister Act? 66 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:19,537 We could dress up as nuns and sing. 67 00:03:21,030 --> 00:03:23,389 MALIKA: The idea is to express yourself, 68 00:03:23,414 --> 00:03:26,440 because that is what sets us free. 69 00:03:27,077 --> 00:03:30,521 Ugh. I thought my birthday parties were obnoxious. 70 00:03:30,546 --> 00:03:31,546 So you admit that? 71 00:03:33,268 --> 00:03:35,613 "Breathe"? What is that supposed to mean? 72 00:03:35,638 --> 00:03:37,187 I don't know. Maybe chill? 73 00:03:37,552 --> 00:03:39,086 I'm chill. 74 00:03:39,323 --> 00:03:41,349 Well, apparently, I'm not surprising. 75 00:03:41,374 --> 00:03:44,108 You know, I once bought oat milk on a whim. 76 00:03:44,133 --> 00:03:46,570 Remember that? You know, I don't even know how milk comes from an oak, 77 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,774 but I thought, eh, maybe I'll surprise everyone! 78 00:03:48,799 --> 00:03:50,665 No offense, but you couldn't even surprise your parents 79 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:52,588 - when you came out. - Fair. 80 00:03:52,613 --> 00:03:55,865 Oh, Mariana, what's the most surprising thing you've ever done? 81 00:03:56,049 --> 00:03:58,925 Um, I guess my threesome. 82 00:03:59,366 --> 00:04:02,106 Okay, swinger. Maybe I'll ask someone normal. 83 00:04:04,659 --> 00:04:07,368 Oh, I've done a lot of surprising things. 84 00:04:07,393 --> 00:04:11,203 Seriously? 'Cause you seem pretty consistent. 85 00:04:11,738 --> 00:04:13,353 Oh, you don't know the old Callie. 86 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:16,139 - She once got in a car with a pimp. - Mariana! 87 00:04:17,111 --> 00:04:18,311 Who are you people? 88 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:21,368 - DAVIA: So what's your card say? - Sister Act. 89 00:04:21,393 --> 00:04:23,553 Hmm. I can see that. I mean, 90 00:04:23,578 --> 00:04:25,614 you two have been sort of out of sync, lately. 91 00:04:25,639 --> 00:04:27,090 BOTH: No, we haven't. 92 00:04:27,115 --> 00:04:29,935 See? Perfectly in sync. (GASPS) 93 00:04:30,144 --> 00:04:32,783 'N Sync! We could sing "Bye Bye Bye". 94 00:04:32,808 --> 00:04:36,190 You know, it is kind of a lot of pressure to put on us 95 00:04:36,215 --> 00:04:38,732 to prepare some sort of performance. 96 00:04:38,757 --> 00:04:41,537 - Even if it is your birthday. - Hey! 97 00:04:43,273 --> 00:04:44,548 Hey. What's going on? 98 00:04:44,573 --> 00:04:46,290 Just talking about how excited we are 99 00:04:46,315 --> 00:04:47,865 for your birthday party! 100 00:04:47,890 --> 00:04:49,308 Yes. Can't wait. 101 00:04:49,333 --> 00:04:51,833 Yeah, I think it's gonna be really fun. 102 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:54,018 Which is what we were all saying. 103 00:04:55,721 --> 00:04:57,724 - Wow. Look at the time. - Yeah, I have laundry. 104 00:04:57,749 --> 00:05:00,709 - MARIANA: I gotta get to work. Love you. - (ALL CHATTERING) 105 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,584 Hey, thanks for not inviting me to your birthday. 106 00:05:03,609 --> 00:05:05,411 Sorry. Just trying to keep it small. 107 00:05:05,434 --> 00:05:07,092 Oh, I'm not being sarcastic. 108 00:05:07,094 --> 00:05:10,237 I'm seriously glad that you didn't invite me. Thank you. 109 00:05:10,262 --> 00:05:12,222 Actually, we need someone to run lights and music. 110 00:05:13,784 --> 00:05:15,024 What's in it for me? 111 00:05:15,944 --> 00:05:18,145 But it's your 25! 112 00:05:18,170 --> 00:05:19,964 You know, so we gots to celebrate. 113 00:05:19,989 --> 00:05:22,257 Yeah, I'm just not feeling everybody getting turnt. 114 00:05:22,282 --> 00:05:24,722 I just want to kick back where we can reconnect. 115 00:05:25,097 --> 00:05:27,263 Malika, is that your brother? 116 00:05:29,298 --> 00:05:30,730 Yeah. I got him a job here. 117 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,947 Girl, what the hell? He tryin' to be Sisqo? 118 00:05:32,972 --> 00:05:34,966 - What's going on with... - He is finding himself. 119 00:05:34,991 --> 00:05:37,050 - Okay. - How is it with you two? 120 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:40,226 - You know. Ebbs and flows. - Is he coming to your party? 121 00:05:40,251 --> 00:05:42,309 I don't know. 122 00:05:42,334 --> 00:05:44,096 Hey, Dom. You coming to my birthday? 123 00:05:44,121 --> 00:05:46,905 Depends. Any surprise guests I need to worry about? 124 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,175 Oh, just you. If you show. 125 00:05:49,195 --> 00:05:52,229 - All right. I guess I'll be there. - All right. 126 00:05:52,254 --> 00:05:53,579 Hey, ladies. 127 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:54,745 - How you doing? - How are you? 128 00:05:54,769 --> 00:05:56,009 I'm all right. 129 00:05:57,380 --> 00:06:00,420 I better get back to it before this one starts clapping orders at me. 130 00:06:01,496 --> 00:06:02,496 And we're flowing. 131 00:06:04,043 --> 00:06:06,752 (STRUMMING SOFTLY) 132 00:06:07,414 --> 00:06:09,889 Did you tell Malika about Jacob? 133 00:06:09,914 --> 00:06:11,367 Or that I was in the hospital? 134 00:06:12,251 --> 00:06:13,817 No. I would never tell anyone. Why? 135 00:06:23,044 --> 00:06:27,121 Well, maybe it's because you've been hiding in your loft for weeks, 136 00:06:27,146 --> 00:06:29,066 and people want to know what's going on with you. 137 00:06:30,888 --> 00:06:32,768 - So are you coming? - No. 138 00:06:34,344 --> 00:06:37,136 You should. You know, people miss you. 139 00:06:37,161 --> 00:06:39,001 You've gotta get back into the world, you know. 140 00:06:39,026 --> 00:06:40,883 You're not going to your group therapy 141 00:06:40,908 --> 00:06:43,034 and you're not working on your music. 142 00:06:43,059 --> 00:06:45,139 All you're doing is whatever that is. 143 00:06:46,283 --> 00:06:48,023 All right. Next verse. 144 00:06:50,039 --> 00:06:53,416 Okay. "Hey, Malika, don't you seethe, 145 00:06:53,441 --> 00:06:56,701 when someone swipes your cold brew, you just gotta breathe." 146 00:06:58,782 --> 00:07:00,281 Come on. I need a catchy hook. 147 00:07:00,484 --> 00:07:02,450 How about this? 148 00:07:02,475 --> 00:07:04,275 (STRUMMING SOFTLY) 149 00:07:07,660 --> 00:07:10,711 ♪ I don't know you ♪ 150 00:07:10,736 --> 00:07:14,038 ♪ But I want you ♪ 151 00:07:14,063 --> 00:07:17,613 - ♪ All... ♪ - ♪ All the more for that ♪ 152 00:07:20,505 --> 00:07:23,264 ♪ Words fall through me ♪ 153 00:07:23,289 --> 00:07:25,847 Okay, we're not singing that, dude. (CHUCKLES) 154 00:07:25,872 --> 00:07:26,992 "Dude"? 155 00:07:28,042 --> 00:07:31,092 Okay, Dennis. Next verse. Um... 156 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,245 "Hey, Alice, you've gotta just breathe. 157 00:07:33,270 --> 00:07:36,029 When we run out of paper, we can wipe with leaves." 158 00:07:36,235 --> 00:07:37,235 Ah? 159 00:07:41,034 --> 00:07:42,954 Um... (CLEARS THROAT) 160 00:07:46,604 --> 00:07:48,331 I need... I need to tell you something. 161 00:07:48,355 --> 00:07:52,425 Yeah, my song sucks. I know. It's kind of the point. 162 00:07:52,450 --> 00:07:54,090 I had sex with your mom. 163 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,620 - (CHUCKLES) - What? 164 00:08:05,606 --> 00:08:07,265 Um... 165 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:09,770 Why do you hide behind this mop? 166 00:08:11,787 --> 00:08:14,489 (CHUCKLES) 167 00:08:14,514 --> 00:08:18,257 - That's better. - You just want to be on top. 168 00:08:18,282 --> 00:08:21,642 I just want to see you. Maybe it's time for a new look. 169 00:08:24,116 --> 00:08:26,241 (TUSSLING, CHUCKLING) 170 00:08:28,570 --> 00:08:30,729 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 171 00:08:32,308 --> 00:08:35,693 Um, hey. So, uh... 172 00:08:35,718 --> 00:08:38,444 I'm... wearing a binder. 173 00:08:39,966 --> 00:08:41,206 You are? 174 00:08:42,410 --> 00:08:44,435 - Can I see it? - Yeah. 175 00:08:49,372 --> 00:08:50,538 Does it hurt? 176 00:08:51,085 --> 00:08:52,710 Only if I wear it too long. 177 00:08:52,735 --> 00:08:54,476 So what does this mean? 178 00:08:54,964 --> 00:08:57,073 It means I'm not comfortable with my chest, 179 00:08:57,098 --> 00:08:59,318 and this helps me feel more confident. 180 00:09:01,209 --> 00:09:04,227 Oh. Did it make you feel uncomfortable 181 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:07,132 - when I touched them before? - No, it's okay. You didn't know. 182 00:09:09,159 --> 00:09:11,639 - So, do you want to keep it on? - Yeah. 183 00:09:12,499 --> 00:09:13,899 If that's okay? 184 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,240 Sure. 185 00:09:17,027 --> 00:09:18,987 It actually makes me feel really sexy. 186 00:09:21,456 --> 00:09:23,040 (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) 187 00:09:29,490 --> 00:09:33,050 - What makes you feel sexy? - (CHUCKLES) 188 00:09:33,231 --> 00:09:36,309 Probably not saying the word "sexy" so much. 189 00:09:36,334 --> 00:09:37,334 Seriously. 190 00:09:38,032 --> 00:09:40,924 - I've never really felt sexy. - I think you are. 191 00:09:42,276 --> 00:09:43,676 I think you're hot. 192 00:09:44,106 --> 00:09:47,250 Oh, yeah? How hot is this? Huh? 193 00:09:47,764 --> 00:09:49,923 Do you like that? Do you like that? 194 00:09:50,404 --> 00:09:52,964 Hmm? Huh? Oh! 195 00:09:53,674 --> 00:09:55,852 (SCOFFS) My neck. (CHUCKLES) 196 00:09:56,158 --> 00:09:58,191 - Sexy hurts. - (CLEARS THROAT) 197 00:09:58,650 --> 00:10:01,710 - What? What's wrong? - I feel like you're making fun of me. 198 00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:04,993 I'm making fun of myself. 199 00:10:06,755 --> 00:10:08,888 Look, I'm sorry that I'm not comfortable being sexy, 200 00:10:08,913 --> 00:10:11,464 and that I'm so unsurprising. 201 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,920 - Where are you going? - To get some water. 202 00:10:19,022 --> 00:10:22,182 So, this is the first piece of a series I'm gonna do 203 00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:24,916 based on the piece that I sold in the group show. 204 00:10:25,270 --> 00:10:27,612 Looks like that review got you inspired again. 205 00:10:27,637 --> 00:10:28,903 (CHUCKLES) 206 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:31,980 - Did you post it to Instagram? - No, I don't like bragging. 207 00:10:32,005 --> 00:10:34,422 Hey, bragging's how you build you brand. 208 00:10:34,582 --> 00:10:36,540 Get people to follow you. 209 00:10:36,565 --> 00:10:38,863 Besides, if you don't want to be at the mercy of critics 210 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:39,889 to make or break you... 211 00:10:39,914 --> 00:10:42,834 I'm not gonna post naked pictures of myself just to get attention. 212 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:45,135 (CHUCKLES) That's not what I'm saying. 213 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,327 You just need to let people know who you are. 214 00:10:47,352 --> 00:10:48,409 Show 'em your personality. 215 00:10:48,434 --> 00:10:50,526 And none of this brooding artist shit. 216 00:10:50,551 --> 00:10:53,401 You need to create moments, and stories. 217 00:10:53,426 --> 00:10:55,063 Oh, now I gotta be entertaining. 218 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,063 Yeah. You gotta get people interested in you, 219 00:10:57,088 --> 00:10:58,808 so that they can get interested in your art. 220 00:11:00,134 --> 00:11:01,134 You need to... 221 00:11:03,090 --> 00:11:05,740 - Lighten up? - Doesn't hurt. 222 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,647 (SIGHS) Well, it's not me. 223 00:11:10,611 --> 00:11:13,671 Sorry I'm a brooding artist, but I can't be someone I'm not. 224 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,568 So you were just helping Evan with his dating profile. 225 00:11:20,593 --> 00:11:23,635 Yes. That's why he asked me to have drinks with him. 226 00:11:23,879 --> 00:11:26,939 He said that I'm socially well-adjusted for an engineer. 227 00:11:26,964 --> 00:11:28,505 He's got a point. 228 00:11:29,844 --> 00:11:33,529 He asked me not to tell anyone, but I should have told you. 229 00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:35,295 Well, I understand why you didn't. 230 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,721 Everybody's suspicious of his interest in you. 231 00:11:39,770 --> 00:11:41,002 I'm really sorry. 232 00:11:41,027 --> 00:11:42,118 Me, too. 233 00:11:43,132 --> 00:11:44,139 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 234 00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:48,677 - (DOOR OPENS) - Oop. Sorry. 235 00:11:49,522 --> 00:11:52,259 Hey. Thought you... you were over at Jamie's tonight. 236 00:11:52,284 --> 00:11:55,171 - No. I have to study for the bar. - Um, it's okay. 237 00:11:55,196 --> 00:11:56,907 My roommates are having poker night, 238 00:11:56,932 --> 00:11:59,712 and I should probably be there to make sure no one pees in the plants. 239 00:11:59,737 --> 00:12:02,597 - That's a thing? - Unfortunately. 240 00:12:02,971 --> 00:12:05,091 - Maybe tomorrow? - Okay. 241 00:12:11,786 --> 00:12:12,786 All forgiven? 242 00:12:13,589 --> 00:12:15,109 - Yeah. - Good. 243 00:12:17,232 --> 00:12:21,811 So, you haven't spent any nights at Jamie's this week. 244 00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:23,180 Everything okay? 245 00:12:28,427 --> 00:12:31,519 Not here to distract you. Just brought you some dinner. 246 00:12:31,943 --> 00:12:33,076 That's sweet. 247 00:12:34,109 --> 00:12:36,676 So, what are you doing down here? 248 00:12:36,701 --> 00:12:39,892 Um, it's the only semi-quiet place to study. 249 00:12:42,608 --> 00:12:44,608 You know where it's really quiet? 250 00:12:45,572 --> 00:12:46,888 My place. 251 00:12:46,913 --> 00:12:48,615 Oh, yeah. Well, it might be quiet, 252 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,566 but you are a major distraction. 253 00:12:53,703 --> 00:12:55,437 Seems like you've 254 00:12:55,462 --> 00:12:57,342 pulled away since I told you I'm a Republican. 255 00:12:58,857 --> 00:13:00,097 Are we okay? 256 00:13:01,602 --> 00:13:04,769 Yeah. I just... like being in my own space. 257 00:13:05,664 --> 00:13:07,756 Well, me, too, but... 258 00:13:08,436 --> 00:13:11,646 you know, if Raj lived alone in a penthouse apartment, 259 00:13:11,671 --> 00:13:13,184 I'd be happy to go to his place 260 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,037 so you could spend time with your boyfriend. 261 00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:16,621 Well, I'm happy to step out. 262 00:13:17,035 --> 00:13:18,888 Let you guys have some time alone. 263 00:13:18,913 --> 00:13:20,363 Like you did just now. 264 00:13:20,388 --> 00:13:22,148 Like I've done many times before. 265 00:13:22,731 --> 00:13:25,434 Okay, well, I feel bad kicking you out of our loft 266 00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:27,751 so I can have sex with my boyfriend, so... 267 00:13:27,776 --> 00:13:30,360 I think maybe we could make a deal that, 268 00:13:30,385 --> 00:13:32,802 I don't know, you stay at Jamie's, like, three nights a week. 269 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,967 You know, especially 'cause I am paying most of the rent. 270 00:13:35,992 --> 00:13:39,636 - I told you I'd pay you back. - I know. It's fine. It's fine. 271 00:13:39,661 --> 00:13:42,437 We're family. I don't mind. 272 00:13:42,617 --> 00:13:44,844 So, can you spend tomorrow night with Jamie? 273 00:13:44,869 --> 00:13:46,604 Sure. 274 00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:49,632 Would you mind not leaving your shoes in the middle of the floor? 275 00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:50,674 Sure. 276 00:13:51,652 --> 00:13:53,655 May be you could fold and put away your laundry 277 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,756 instead of dumping it on the couch? 278 00:13:55,781 --> 00:13:57,306 I think I can do that. 279 00:13:58,133 --> 00:14:00,233 Do you think maybe you can come up with something 280 00:14:00,235 --> 00:14:01,629 for us to do for Malika's party 281 00:14:01,653 --> 00:14:03,934 since you keep shooting down all of my suggestions? 282 00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:07,136 Maybe we could do a scene from "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" 283 00:14:07,161 --> 00:14:09,361 - What's that? - It's an old movie. 284 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,285 _ 285 00:14:15,143 --> 00:14:17,901 A former child star torments her paraplegic sister 286 00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:19,878 in their decaying Hollywood mansion. 287 00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,246 You can play Jane. 288 00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:24,178 _ 289 00:14:24,852 --> 00:14:25,852 Very funny. 290 00:14:31,526 --> 00:14:34,100 Okay, well, I'm just waiting for Stacey Abrams to get in the race. 291 00:14:34,102 --> 00:14:36,482 (CLEARS THROAT) What about our girl Kamala? 292 00:14:36,850 --> 00:14:38,160 So, have you lived here a while? 293 00:14:38,185 --> 00:14:40,895 Yeah, um, I work in the theater downstairs. 294 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:43,215 You like this whole communal living? 295 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:45,761 Not really, but I'm not really into that Jonestown shit, you know? 296 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:46,785 What does that mean? 297 00:14:48,041 --> 00:14:49,341 You know. Jim Jones? 298 00:14:50,227 --> 00:14:53,267 Killed all of his cult members when they drank the poisonous punch? 299 00:14:54,552 --> 00:14:57,671 - Do you want more wine? - Nah. I'm good. 300 00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:58,966 CALLIE: Well, Elizabeth Warren's 301 00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:00,410 got the most progressive platform. 302 00:15:00,435 --> 00:15:01,926 Um, Bernie. 303 00:15:01,951 --> 00:15:04,639 But, do you think the country's ready for socialism? 304 00:15:04,664 --> 00:15:06,380 What I don't understand is... 305 00:15:06,624 --> 00:15:08,198 how you could have so many... 306 00:15:08,223 --> 00:15:11,749 progressive points of view but still call yourself Republican. 307 00:15:11,774 --> 00:15:13,806 Don't say you're a fiscal conservative, 308 00:15:13,831 --> 00:15:16,849 because deficits have grown the most under Republican presidents. 309 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,714 Let's remember, the Republican party 310 00:15:18,739 --> 00:15:20,005 was formed to abolish slavery. 311 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:23,028 Okay, look, there's no question under this President, 312 00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:24,506 the Party is not what it was meant to be. 313 00:15:24,530 --> 00:15:27,190 - Which is? - About individual freedom and accountability, 314 00:15:27,215 --> 00:15:29,916 to protect local power, not a big centralized government 315 00:15:29,941 --> 00:15:31,210 telling people how to live. 316 00:15:31,426 --> 00:15:32,970 The reliance on private spending, 317 00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:35,036 which is more efficient than public spending. 318 00:15:35,061 --> 00:15:37,744 And to extend democracy, at home and abroad. 319 00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:39,014 Sounds like you had that rehearsed. 320 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,238 Well, I thought the subject might come up. 321 00:15:41,582 --> 00:15:43,507 Do you think the Party's only changed 322 00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:45,516 under the current President? 323 00:15:46,056 --> 00:15:49,240 Even it is has, it is ethical to stay in a Party 324 00:15:49,265 --> 00:15:50,757 for what it was meant to be, 325 00:15:50,782 --> 00:15:53,522 rather than the hateful party it's become? 326 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,745 So guilty by association. 327 00:15:58,936 --> 00:16:00,628 You think I'm unethical. 328 00:16:00,653 --> 00:16:02,863 Well, none of the Democratic candidates are proposing 329 00:16:02,888 --> 00:16:05,457 that the government take control of industry and capital. 330 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:07,682 Which is the definition of socialism. 331 00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:11,031 It's just... Republican party propaganda. 332 00:16:11,056 --> 00:16:13,859 I mean, what they want is to reduce economic inequality. 333 00:16:13,884 --> 00:16:16,744 I think that the country is ready for living wage, 334 00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:18,794 free college, and healthcare for all. 335 00:16:18,819 --> 00:16:20,472 - TOLU: I feel that. - (ALL CHATTERING) 336 00:16:20,497 --> 00:16:24,073 I'm... I'm sorry. Is this a political debate or a birthday party? 337 00:16:24,098 --> 00:16:25,934 - TOLU: Hear, hear. - Welcome to The Coterie. 338 00:16:25,959 --> 00:16:27,517 (ALL CHATTERING, LAUGHING) 339 00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:28,953 TOLU: See, it's your first time. 340 00:16:28,978 --> 00:16:30,911 Where's Dennis? 341 00:16:30,936 --> 00:16:33,004 I'm sure Dennis wanted to be here. 342 00:16:33,029 --> 00:16:35,548 He's just been really busy, you know, with his music. 343 00:16:35,573 --> 00:16:36,613 (FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 344 00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:46,917 - (GLASS CLINKING) - Okay, so before we all get too lit... 345 00:16:46,942 --> 00:16:48,044 - Hey! - (LAUGHTER) 346 00:16:48,069 --> 00:16:49,829 I wanted to say a few words. 347 00:16:50,215 --> 00:16:54,541 (SIGHS) I wanted to use my birthday to thank you all. 348 00:16:56,194 --> 00:16:59,946 When Alice brought me into The Coterie, she literally 349 00:16:59,948 --> 00:17:03,432 carved out a piece of her loft to give me a roof over my head. 350 00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:04,668 (EXHALES) 351 00:17:04,693 --> 00:17:07,903 But she and all of you 352 00:17:07,928 --> 00:17:09,761 gave me so much more than that. 353 00:17:09,998 --> 00:17:11,738 You gave me my first real home. 354 00:17:13,852 --> 00:17:15,152 My chosen family. 355 00:17:17,886 --> 00:17:18,952 (EXHALES) 356 00:17:18,977 --> 00:17:21,997 Without you all, I wouldn't be graduating from college soon. 357 00:17:22,022 --> 00:17:25,799 - Go, sis! - All right, all right. Malika's smart. 358 00:17:25,824 --> 00:17:28,450 - She's smart. - (CLAPPING, CHEERING) 359 00:17:28,475 --> 00:17:31,234 And I never would have met this... 360 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,201 wonderful... 361 00:17:33,461 --> 00:17:34,852 beautiful man. 362 00:17:34,877 --> 00:17:36,380 Hey, now! Hey, now! 363 00:17:36,405 --> 00:17:40,649 - (ALL LAUGHING) - Or have been able to share my handsome, 364 00:17:40,674 --> 00:17:42,984 sweet, dope-ass brother Dom 365 00:17:43,009 --> 00:17:44,962 - with all of you. - (GUESTS EXCLAIM) 366 00:17:44,987 --> 00:17:47,311 I'm blessed, and I'm so grateful. 367 00:17:47,712 --> 00:17:48,964 Thank you all for being here. 368 00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:52,482 And, I can't wait to see what y'all cooked up for us. 369 00:17:52,507 --> 00:17:56,409 - Well, as long as expectations are low. - Really low. 370 00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:03,359 - Whoa. What are you doing now, baby? - YARI: Woo! She ready! 371 00:18:03,384 --> 00:18:04,717 Work it! 372 00:18:04,742 --> 00:18:08,086 Okay, so just so no one has to feel the pressure of going first, 373 00:18:08,111 --> 00:18:10,493 - me and my girls got you. - ISAAC: Oh, yeah! 374 00:18:10,518 --> 00:18:12,894 (APPLAUSE) 375 00:18:19,419 --> 00:18:21,503 Growing up as a kid, 376 00:18:21,528 --> 00:18:23,820 I hated my dark skin. 377 00:18:24,995 --> 00:18:26,728 And if I could be transparent, 378 00:18:27,571 --> 00:18:29,580 even now as a grown woman, 379 00:18:29,605 --> 00:18:33,303 I have to constantly reprogram my thinking. 380 00:18:33,328 --> 00:18:36,697 Years of being told I was not the standard for beauty, 381 00:18:36,722 --> 00:18:39,056 but, see, that was a lie. 382 00:18:39,729 --> 00:18:44,189 Which is why I chose to rewrite my own narrative. 383 00:18:44,213 --> 00:18:46,213 - "Dear Black Girl, - (STOMPING) 384 00:18:46,238 --> 00:18:48,789 we are warriors 385 00:18:48,814 --> 00:18:51,090 whose spirits can't be crushed. 386 00:18:51,115 --> 00:18:53,048 We speak up when told we're too much. 387 00:18:53,073 --> 00:18:56,147 We forgive when our black men dismiss 388 00:18:56,172 --> 00:18:58,548 degrade and can't see that we are not 389 00:18:58,573 --> 00:19:01,449 the ugly ducklings, but 390 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,133 the swan princess the Nubian goddess, 391 00:19:04,158 --> 00:19:05,593 the reflection of our ancestors 392 00:19:05,618 --> 00:19:07,129 the made in His image. 393 00:19:07,154 --> 00:19:11,318 When society tries to pin light versus dark skin 394 00:19:11,343 --> 00:19:15,030 we remind them that every shade of chocolate 395 00:19:15,055 --> 00:19:16,555 is divinely crafted." 396 00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:19,339 - Black Girl Magic is more than a hashtag. - (ALL SNAPPING) 397 00:19:19,364 --> 00:19:22,232 - DAVIA: Yes! - (ALL CLAPPING) 398 00:19:22,508 --> 00:19:24,116 "It is a movement. 399 00:19:24,141 --> 00:19:25,875 A statement like Maxine Waters 400 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:28,325 claiming our power. Moving... 401 00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:31,510 through this world unapologetically. 402 00:19:31,535 --> 00:19:34,912 Degree holding with our heads held high. 403 00:19:34,937 --> 00:19:37,631 Melanin moisturize, big hips, thick thighs, 404 00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:39,564 hair free and natural or wrapped 405 00:19:39,589 --> 00:19:40,720 in a protective style. 406 00:19:40,745 --> 00:19:43,471 Dear Black Girl, you better recognize 407 00:19:43,496 --> 00:19:45,392 We are the trailblazers. 408 00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:46,974 Everybody..." 409 00:19:46,976 --> 00:19:48,536 - ELIJAH: Yes! - "... wants to be us." 410 00:19:48,579 --> 00:19:51,539 - (ALL CHEERING, CLAPPING) - ISAAC: Come on, preach! Come on! 411 00:19:53,658 --> 00:19:55,850 (CLAPPING CONTINUES) 412 00:19:57,132 --> 00:19:58,398 Whoo! 413 00:19:58,423 --> 00:20:00,215 "So to all my sistas 414 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,691 as we continue this process 415 00:20:02,716 --> 00:20:05,028 of loving our skin 416 00:20:05,053 --> 00:20:08,279 start with this. Look at yourself in the mirror. 417 00:20:10,050 --> 00:20:13,293 This is me. 418 00:20:13,318 --> 00:20:16,395 The chocolate beauty deserving and saying, 419 00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:20,522 I am Queen. Dear Black Girl know... 420 00:20:24,312 --> 00:20:25,821 that you... 421 00:20:26,737 --> 00:20:28,995 - You are everything." - (ALL SNAPPING) 422 00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:32,095 (ALL CHEERING, CLAPPING) 423 00:20:43,525 --> 00:20:46,567 - I'm sorry I'm late. - You're here. That's what matters. 424 00:20:46,911 --> 00:20:48,178 What's this? 425 00:20:49,251 --> 00:20:51,171 Just sick of looking at the drywall. 426 00:20:53,716 --> 00:20:54,716 I miss you. 427 00:20:56,798 --> 00:21:00,467 I don't want to pry into whatever's going on, but... 428 00:21:01,101 --> 00:21:04,194 it would mean a lot if you came to my party tonight. 429 00:21:05,757 --> 00:21:08,208 We saved you a seat. Right there. (CHUCKLES) 430 00:21:20,518 --> 00:21:23,078 Well, I think I speak for everyone when I say, Dennis, 431 00:21:23,823 --> 00:21:25,585 - it's damned good to see you, man. - Woo! 432 00:21:25,609 --> 00:21:27,158 ALL: Yes! 433 00:21:27,183 --> 00:21:28,659 - Cheers. - Cheers. 434 00:21:28,684 --> 00:21:30,404 Hey, I'm gonna go get a sweater. I'm cold. 435 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,327 - Is that new? - Yeah. I went shopping. 436 00:21:53,352 --> 00:21:54,686 You can afford to buy clothes when you're 437 00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:56,112 having to pay more of the rent? 438 00:21:57,131 --> 00:21:58,581 Yes, Callie. 439 00:21:58,606 --> 00:22:00,916 We all know how responsible you are with your money, but.. 440 00:22:00,941 --> 00:22:02,912 I've been working hard, and this is how I treat myself. 441 00:22:02,936 --> 00:22:04,976 Yeah, it's also how you got yourself into debt. 442 00:22:08,739 --> 00:22:11,807 - That's not true. That is not true. - It does. Well... 443 00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:13,672 - Especially in the country. - Wow. 444 00:22:16,037 --> 00:22:17,517 JAMIE: Yes. 445 00:22:18,127 --> 00:22:20,081 So why'd you all choose communal living? 446 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,986 - Oh, I... - Well, Mariana chose for us. 447 00:22:23,807 --> 00:22:26,367 Because Callie left it all up to me and she couldn't afford much. 448 00:22:27,462 --> 00:22:29,256 And 'cause she had a massive crush on Gael 449 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:31,521 and was planning on making him her new boyfriend. 450 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:33,901 Until you beat me to it. 451 00:22:38,457 --> 00:22:40,958 Well, uh, somebody's gotta go second, right? 452 00:22:40,983 --> 00:22:42,326 - Oh, yes. - (CLAPPING) 453 00:22:42,351 --> 00:22:45,351 Not an easy act to follow, but I will do my best. 454 00:22:45,837 --> 00:22:48,379 - MAN: Very true. - WOMAN: Yes! 455 00:22:48,404 --> 00:22:50,799 - It's a very tough act to follow. - Um... 456 00:22:50,824 --> 00:22:54,534 So, my inspiration was "Lighten Up". 457 00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:56,542 - Huh. - Uh, so I wrote a little something 458 00:22:56,567 --> 00:22:58,867 about the important role that light plays in art. 459 00:22:59,819 --> 00:23:01,119 Oh, no, 460 00:23:03,188 --> 00:23:04,879 Well, first... 461 00:23:04,904 --> 00:23:07,463 - Ooh, yeah! - Yes! 462 00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:11,770 Now it's a party! 463 00:23:13,384 --> 00:23:15,463 ♪ Okay, we wrote this for a purpose ♪ 464 00:23:15,488 --> 00:23:17,390 ♪ To motivate you at this time ♪ 465 00:23:17,415 --> 00:23:19,390 ♪ With this hypnotizing bass line ♪ 466 00:23:19,425 --> 00:23:21,310 ♪ Please feel free to lose your mind ♪ 467 00:23:21,341 --> 00:23:24,343 ♪ And get high, get money, get sex, get real ♪ 468 00:23:24,368 --> 00:23:25,442 ♪ All intertwined ♪ 469 00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:27,436 ♪ Oh, yeah, this is stadium music ♪ 470 00:23:27,461 --> 00:23:29,744 ♪ Fifty-thousand at a time ♪ 471 00:23:29,769 --> 00:23:31,580 ♪ Let's get right, let's get right ♪ 472 00:23:31,605 --> 00:23:33,689 ♪ Let's get right, okay, okay ♪ 473 00:23:33,714 --> 00:23:35,394 ♪ Let's get right, let's get right ♪ 474 00:23:35,419 --> 00:23:37,669 ♪ Let's get right, okay, okay ♪ 475 00:23:37,694 --> 00:23:39,488 ♪ All the girls want, Hot-n-fun ♪ 476 00:23:39,513 --> 00:23:41,764 ♪ All they looking for is, hot-n-fun ♪ 477 00:23:41,789 --> 00:23:43,816 ♪ All they ask for is, hot-n-fun ♪ 478 00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:45,808 ♪ They keep wanting that, hot-n-fun ♪ 479 00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:48,083 ♪ Look at you, look at me ♪ 480 00:23:48,108 --> 00:23:50,028 ♪ Look at you, look at me ♪ 481 00:23:50,568 --> 00:23:53,453 ♪ Hot-n-fun, hot-n-fun ♪ 482 00:23:54,123 --> 00:23:57,759 (CHATTERING, LIGHT CLAPPING) 483 00:24:00,442 --> 00:24:02,392 So, our inspiration was "Sister Act", 484 00:24:02,417 --> 00:24:04,554 and we are going to be doing improv, 485 00:24:04,579 --> 00:24:07,579 which was Callie's idea, because she shot down all of mine. 486 00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:13,176 (SIGHS) Malika's party is tomorrow night, 487 00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:14,570 and we still have nothing prepared, 488 00:24:14,594 --> 00:24:16,684 because you keep shooting down all of my ideas. 489 00:24:16,709 --> 00:24:19,507 That's 'cause your ideas are either silly or too much work. 490 00:24:19,532 --> 00:24:20,723 Silly how? 491 00:24:20,748 --> 00:24:22,348 "Mr. Sister"? 492 00:24:22,777 --> 00:24:24,956 No one wants to see us as drag kings. 493 00:24:24,981 --> 00:24:26,927 Okay, well, you come up with something 494 00:24:26,952 --> 00:24:29,045 that takes absolutely no preparation, then. 495 00:24:30,163 --> 00:24:31,283 How about improv? 496 00:24:32,286 --> 00:24:35,446 So, can we get any suggestions from the audience? 497 00:24:35,471 --> 00:24:38,154 Ooh! Sisters on a cruise. Ha! Yeah, that's good. 498 00:24:40,303 --> 00:24:41,303 Okay. 499 00:24:41,919 --> 00:24:45,696 Fine. But remember that in improv, it's "Yes, and..." 500 00:24:45,721 --> 00:24:47,646 which might be hard for the queen of no. 501 00:24:47,671 --> 00:24:49,166 Also, Raj is spending the night tomorrow night, 502 00:24:49,190 --> 00:24:50,590 so you are going to Jamie's. 503 00:24:51,961 --> 00:24:55,103 - Are you listening? - Yes, and goodnight. 504 00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:01,339 Yes, and maybe if you studied a little harder, 505 00:25:01,364 --> 00:25:03,141 and spent a little less time on the roof, 506 00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:06,293 you would have passed the bar... tending exam, 507 00:25:06,318 --> 00:25:09,638 and I wouldn't be here paying for our vacation. 508 00:25:10,373 --> 00:25:13,801 - This is real, right? - Oh, yeah, it definitely is. 509 00:25:13,826 --> 00:25:16,694 CALLIE: You know, we're family. Speaking of jobs, 510 00:25:16,719 --> 00:25:18,639 have you had any more sex dreams about your boss? 511 00:25:21,362 --> 00:25:22,720 And, scene. 512 00:25:24,163 --> 00:25:26,648 - (LIGHT APPLAUSE) - (SOFT LAUGHTER) 513 00:25:26,673 --> 00:25:28,473 WOMAN: Got good at the end, there. 514 00:25:31,095 --> 00:25:34,415 So... (CLEARS THROAT) That was, uh, s... That is... 515 00:25:35,132 --> 00:25:36,508 interesting. 516 00:25:37,298 --> 00:25:39,126 Th... That was all made up. 517 00:25:39,629 --> 00:25:41,488 Yeah. Seemed made up. 518 00:25:43,391 --> 00:25:44,951 Should we just get this over with? 519 00:25:46,507 --> 00:25:48,307 You had sex with my mom? 520 00:25:48,332 --> 00:25:50,372 All right, I was... wasted. 521 00:25:51,315 --> 00:25:53,519 - When did this happen? - The... The first night that she was here. 522 00:25:53,543 --> 00:25:57,612 I woke up in the morning, and she was in my bed. 523 00:25:58,289 --> 00:26:00,298 - (CHUCKLES) - (GROANS SOFTLY) 524 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:04,054 (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 525 00:26:04,325 --> 00:26:06,317 Oops, I'm sorry. It's not funny. 526 00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:08,867 No, I-I-I'm... I'm sorry. 527 00:26:08,892 --> 00:26:12,538 Listen, Dennis. You did not have sex with my mother. 528 00:26:12,563 --> 00:26:15,240 Okay? Malika brought her home, and I spent all night 529 00:26:15,265 --> 00:26:18,785 holding her head over the toilet while she barfed out her Botox. 530 00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:22,795 - Then why was she in my bed? - I know my mother. 531 00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:25,213 She was trying to make you think that you had sex 532 00:26:25,238 --> 00:26:26,646 so that you'd go back for seconds. 533 00:26:26,671 --> 00:26:29,289 God, I had no idea she was that desperate to get laid. 534 00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:32,475 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you okay? 535 00:26:32,499 --> 00:26:35,092 No, no, no, no. I'm... I'm not... I'm not okay. 536 00:26:35,117 --> 00:26:37,670 I just hated myself thinking that I had done that to you. 537 00:26:38,047 --> 00:26:41,165 Thinking that I had ruined any chance of... 538 00:26:41,954 --> 00:26:43,236 Any chance of what? 539 00:26:45,594 --> 00:26:46,994 Of you ever trusting me. 540 00:26:51,145 --> 00:26:54,078 Don't worry. I trust you. 541 00:26:56,619 --> 00:26:59,018 You're my best friend. 542 00:27:05,453 --> 00:27:08,837 So, my card said "Breathe", 543 00:27:08,862 --> 00:27:10,920 - and I don't know why. - (LAUGHS) 544 00:27:11,644 --> 00:27:16,155 But I wrote this song, and spoiler alert, it's pretty lame. 545 00:27:19,654 --> 00:27:21,796 (STRUMMING SOFTLY) 546 00:27:35,824 --> 00:27:39,034 ♪ I don't know you ♪ 547 00:27:39,059 --> 00:27:42,594 ♪ But I want you ♪ 548 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:45,852 ♪ All the more for that ♪ 549 00:27:49,142 --> 00:27:52,344 BOTH: ♪ Falling slowly ♪ 550 00:27:52,369 --> 00:27:55,695 ♪ Eyes that know me ♪ 551 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:59,587 ♪ And I can't go back ♪ 552 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:05,356 ♪ Moods that take me ♪ 553 00:28:05,381 --> 00:28:08,958 ♪ And erase me ♪ 554 00:28:08,983 --> 00:28:12,985 ♪ And I'm painted black ♪ 555 00:28:15,297 --> 00:28:20,008 ♪ Well you have suffered enough ♪ 556 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:23,426 ♪ And warred with yourself ♪ 557 00:28:23,451 --> 00:28:26,618 ♪ It's time that you won ♪ 558 00:28:32,272 --> 00:28:36,441 BOTH: ♪ Take this sinking boat ♪ 559 00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:39,608 ♪ And point it home ♪ 560 00:28:39,633 --> 00:28:45,286 ♪ We've still got time ♪ 561 00:28:45,311 --> 00:28:49,821 ♪ Raise your hopeful voice ♪ 562 00:28:49,846 --> 00:28:53,155 ♪ You have a choice ♪ 563 00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:58,984 ♪ You've made it now ♪ 564 00:28:59,009 --> 00:29:02,286 ♪ Falling slowly ♪ 565 00:29:02,311 --> 00:29:06,389 ♪ Sing your melody ♪ 566 00:29:06,414 --> 00:29:12,809 ♪ I'll sing it loud ♪ 567 00:29:29,491 --> 00:29:31,717 (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 568 00:29:37,372 --> 00:29:40,381 And that is called acting. 569 00:29:44,517 --> 00:29:45,775 Are we okay? 570 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,900 What? Yeah. 571 00:29:47,925 --> 00:29:50,168 Shit. That means I'm last. 572 00:29:50,644 --> 00:29:53,271 Better go get ready. 573 00:29:53,296 --> 00:29:55,346 Wait, get ready for what? 574 00:29:55,371 --> 00:29:57,571 By the way, you might want to check your phone. 575 00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:01,064 You got a text from Evan. 576 00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:08,072 _ 577 00:30:11,584 --> 00:30:13,726 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 578 00:30:15,495 --> 00:30:17,735 - What are you doing? - Come on. 579 00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:22,911 I, uh... brought you something. 580 00:30:23,469 --> 00:30:26,412 Um, I'm... I'm not a poet, by any means. 581 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,255 At all. Like I cannot do what you do. 582 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,307 - I'll let him use you, baby. - (LAUGHTER) 583 00:30:32,276 --> 00:30:33,834 But, um... 584 00:30:33,859 --> 00:30:37,286 - Hey, here it goes. - Hold on, hold on. I got you. 585 00:30:37,311 --> 00:30:38,413 - (LIGHTS CLICK ON) - Ooh. 586 00:30:38,438 --> 00:30:40,530 (CHUCKLES) 587 00:30:40,555 --> 00:30:43,239 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) 588 00:30:46,482 --> 00:30:49,442 "With essential potential, a new cause worth a fight, 589 00:30:50,414 --> 00:30:53,754 unanimous need, unexpected indeed, all at first sight. 590 00:30:55,078 --> 00:30:58,137 Entangled limbs and sudden whims, no need to be polite. 591 00:30:59,694 --> 00:31:03,070 Ebony whispers and lip quivers, gently into the night. 592 00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:07,306 A new dawn we rise and compromise, 593 00:31:07,331 --> 00:31:09,413 and prove the world that we're right. 594 00:31:10,114 --> 00:31:12,121 My heart is yours, provocateur. 595 00:31:12,574 --> 00:31:14,048 Bringing darkness into light." 596 00:31:16,228 --> 00:31:18,106 - ALL: Aw! - DAVIA: Snap it, y'all, snap it. 597 00:31:18,131 --> 00:31:20,811 - (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) - DAVIA: Poetry. Poetry. Snap it! 598 00:31:24,192 --> 00:31:25,774 ♪ Bang bang boom ♪ 599 00:31:27,752 --> 00:31:31,870 - (GUESTS SCREAMING JOYFULLY) - WOMAN: Oh my God! 600 00:31:31,895 --> 00:31:33,854 ♪ I won't be your waiting hand ♪ 601 00:31:33,879 --> 00:31:36,759 - ♪ I won't be your stepping stone ♪ - (CHEERING, CLAPPING) 602 00:31:38,749 --> 00:31:40,624 ♪ I don't need another man ♪ 603 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,821 ♪ I can make it on my own ♪ 604 00:31:45,900 --> 00:31:48,239 ♪ I don't need you to be king ♪ 605 00:31:48,264 --> 00:31:51,232 ♪ I know how to make my way ♪ 606 00:31:53,035 --> 00:31:55,328 ♪ 'Cause I'm stronger than you think ♪ 607 00:31:55,353 --> 00:31:58,313 ♪ I know this'll be the day ♪ 608 00:31:59,778 --> 00:32:02,395 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 609 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:04,372 ♪ The clock is ticking ♪ 610 00:32:04,397 --> 00:32:06,005 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 611 00:32:06,030 --> 00:32:07,697 ♪ Time's running out ♪ 612 00:32:07,722 --> 00:32:09,155 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 613 00:32:09,180 --> 00:32:11,402 ♪ I feel it shaking ♪ 614 00:32:13,276 --> 00:32:16,527 ♪ Can you feel the air trembling ♪ 615 00:32:17,323 --> 00:32:19,331 ♪ Can you feel the rumble ♪ 616 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:25,010 ♪ So tell me are you ready, how do you like me ♪ 617 00:32:25,035 --> 00:32:27,245 - ♪ Nothing's gonna stop me ♪ - (CHEERING) 618 00:32:27,270 --> 00:32:29,437 ♪ Until I break through ♪ 619 00:32:29,462 --> 00:32:31,755 ♪ I'm gonna make you go ♪ 620 00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:33,700 - ♪ Bang bang boom ♪ - (CHEERING) 621 00:32:36,477 --> 00:32:38,794 ♪ I'm gonna make you go ♪ 622 00:32:38,819 --> 00:32:40,477 ♪ Bang bang boom ♪ 623 00:32:41,336 --> 00:32:43,895 (ALL CHEERING, CLAPPING) 624 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,162 Woo! 625 00:32:46,187 --> 00:32:48,954 Yes! Yes! 626 00:32:48,979 --> 00:32:51,368 Now that was surprising. 627 00:32:51,393 --> 00:32:55,003 Girl. Oh, my God! (LAUGHING) 628 00:32:55,028 --> 00:32:57,112 (CLAPPING CONTINUES) 629 00:33:00,089 --> 00:33:01,663 Thanks so much. See ya. 630 00:33:06,870 --> 00:33:08,070 So... 631 00:33:09,406 --> 00:33:11,066 - (KEYS CLATTER) - What'd you think? 632 00:33:11,653 --> 00:33:13,762 I... think... 633 00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:16,393 It was hot. 634 00:33:18,554 --> 00:33:19,820 Really? 635 00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:22,332 Yeah. 636 00:33:24,660 --> 00:33:25,743 So... 637 00:33:26,766 --> 00:33:29,142 Is this what you want? 638 00:33:29,438 --> 00:33:32,456 For me to be more femme? 639 00:33:32,481 --> 00:33:34,272 'Cause that was really hard to learn, 640 00:33:34,297 --> 00:33:36,397 and I honestly don't think that I could ever... 641 00:33:36,422 --> 00:33:39,706 - do that again without blowing out a knee. - Hey, hey, hey. 642 00:33:39,731 --> 00:33:41,731 What makes you think I want you to be more femme? 643 00:33:42,398 --> 00:33:44,915 'Cause you're, like... 644 00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:48,126 presenting more masc, and... 645 00:33:48,151 --> 00:33:50,069 - You just said that was hot. - Yeah. 646 00:33:50,094 --> 00:33:52,094 Alice, what was hot was your confidence. 647 00:33:52,945 --> 00:33:56,472 You weren't making fun of yourself or your sexuality. 648 00:33:57,022 --> 00:34:01,133 Dude, you were like Beyonce. You took your space and you owned it. 649 00:34:01,158 --> 00:34:02,833 And you were vulnerable. 650 00:34:03,407 --> 00:34:05,115 That's all I really want. 651 00:34:06,577 --> 00:34:10,362 When you make jokes when we're in bed, it just pushes me away. 652 00:34:13,222 --> 00:34:14,571 Okay. 653 00:34:15,194 --> 00:34:16,194 I can work on that. 654 00:34:16,994 --> 00:34:18,334 I can work on it, too. 655 00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:21,025 I know that I push you away. 656 00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:24,843 Intimacy is scary as hell. 657 00:34:27,153 --> 00:34:30,488 But it can also be super sexy. 658 00:34:37,632 --> 00:34:39,582 He wasn't asking me if I was DTF. 659 00:34:39,607 --> 00:34:41,415 He wanted to know what it meant. 660 00:34:41,945 --> 00:34:43,391 Did you really just move in here 661 00:34:43,416 --> 00:34:45,149 because you wanted to sleep with Gael? 662 00:34:45,174 --> 00:34:46,332 No. 663 00:34:46,357 --> 00:34:48,921 We needed to find a place that we could afford. 664 00:34:50,054 --> 00:34:51,598 And... I never hooked up with him. 665 00:34:51,622 --> 00:34:54,862 I haven't slept with anyone since I've been in LA. Except you. 666 00:34:55,631 --> 00:34:58,657 Oh, well... There was this... 667 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,853 What? 668 00:35:01,086 --> 00:35:03,945 - Threesome with a really nice couple. - Uh... 669 00:35:04,708 --> 00:35:07,951 Okay. We'll circle back to that later, but... 670 00:35:07,976 --> 00:35:10,426 I have a question. Did you know Evan wanted to talk to you 671 00:35:10,451 --> 00:35:12,931 about his dating profile when he asked you to have drinks? 672 00:35:13,467 --> 00:35:15,183 - No. - You went anyway? 673 00:35:15,208 --> 00:35:18,234 Okay, well, if Evan asked you to have a drink, what would you say? 674 00:35:18,259 --> 00:35:20,359 - That's different. - Why? Because you're a man? 675 00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:23,051 - Yes. - Okay. Wow. That is incredibly sexist. 676 00:35:23,076 --> 00:35:25,610 You really buy this dating profile excuse? 677 00:35:25,635 --> 00:35:27,310 He's so obviously into you, Mariana. 678 00:35:27,335 --> 00:35:29,105 Well, if he's into me, I'm not into him. 679 00:35:29,130 --> 00:35:31,530 And I announced to everyone at Speckulate that you're my boyfriend. 680 00:35:31,554 --> 00:35:33,078 Yeah, well, it's pretty obvious I'm not your type. 681 00:35:33,102 --> 00:35:36,208 - What? - I'm not a rich CEO, or a hot, 682 00:35:36,233 --> 00:35:38,248 brooding sculptor artist, 683 00:35:38,273 --> 00:35:40,873 - or a couple... - You know what? 684 00:35:40,898 --> 00:35:43,102 If you can't believe that I wanna be with you, 685 00:35:43,127 --> 00:35:45,038 nothing I can say will ever convince you. 686 00:35:45,594 --> 00:35:46,735 And I'm done trying. 687 00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:49,854 (DOOR OPENS) 688 00:35:51,390 --> 00:35:52,390 (DOOR SLAMS) 689 00:35:55,802 --> 00:35:57,610 - You leaving? - Yeah. 690 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,840 I'm sorry I didn't do my thing tonight. 691 00:36:02,186 --> 00:36:05,387 I will tell you my secret. Soon. 692 00:36:05,714 --> 00:36:07,964 - Okay. - Happy birthday. 693 00:36:07,989 --> 00:36:10,305 Thank you. Mm, love you. 694 00:36:10,330 --> 00:36:12,814 Yeah. Love you, too. 695 00:36:21,544 --> 00:36:23,973 Appreciate you coming. Did you have fun? 696 00:36:23,997 --> 00:36:27,896 Yeah. Yeah, it's nice to see all the people you have, 697 00:36:27,921 --> 00:36:28,921 who love you. 698 00:36:29,967 --> 00:36:31,495 I can why you didn't need me and Mom. 699 00:36:32,582 --> 00:36:34,014 You got a family. 700 00:36:35,395 --> 00:36:36,879 You are my family. 701 00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:41,840 After losing Mom, I realized I've had a lot of regrets. 702 00:36:41,865 --> 00:36:43,535 And now it's too late. 703 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,385 I thought that by reaching out to our father, 704 00:36:45,410 --> 00:36:47,304 maybe we could have some type of family. 705 00:36:47,838 --> 00:36:50,948 Ah, look, we got each other. And that's enough for me. 706 00:36:52,413 --> 00:36:56,056 And that is the best present I could ask for at this birthday. 707 00:36:56,382 --> 00:36:57,682 Truly. 708 00:36:57,707 --> 00:36:59,932 I love you. And I'm still taller. 709 00:36:59,957 --> 00:37:01,706 Aw, man, yo! 710 00:37:02,278 --> 00:37:05,295 (CHUCKLES) Yo. I gotta... 711 00:37:06,861 --> 00:37:09,078 - No, you didn't. - I sure did. 712 00:37:09,103 --> 00:37:10,863 - Are you serious? - (CHUCKLES) 713 00:37:10,888 --> 00:37:13,134 But check out all the likes and comments you're getting. 714 00:37:13,159 --> 00:37:15,667 Check out this one, asking when your next show is. 715 00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:18,626 See? This is what I'm talking about. 716 00:37:18,651 --> 00:37:20,679 This... is you. 717 00:37:20,704 --> 00:37:24,156 Just more of you than you're usually willing to put out there. 718 00:37:39,789 --> 00:37:42,140 - Seriously? - Let's do it. 719 00:37:42,165 --> 00:37:43,959 - Yeah. Let's do it. - All right. 720 00:37:43,984 --> 00:37:45,792 Step into my barber shop. 721 00:37:45,817 --> 00:37:46,817 All right. 722 00:37:48,823 --> 00:37:53,377 All right, y'all. So I've had my hair long since college. 723 00:37:53,402 --> 00:37:56,914 And... it's time for a new look. 724 00:37:57,633 --> 00:37:59,568 - You ready for this? - Yeah, let's do it. 725 00:37:59,593 --> 00:38:01,735 - (SNIPPING) - Oh, my God. 726 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,702 - Getting weaker. Let me see. - (LAUGHING) Too late. 727 00:38:13,727 --> 00:38:16,855 - What's that? - This is my voter registration stub. 728 00:38:17,683 --> 00:38:19,624 I've had this in my wallet since I was 18 729 00:38:19,649 --> 00:38:20,893 and registered as a Republican. 730 00:38:25,986 --> 00:38:27,226 What are you doing? 731 00:38:29,250 --> 00:38:30,382 You are right. 732 00:38:32,230 --> 00:38:33,684 You know, if I don't believe in 733 00:38:33,709 --> 00:38:35,505 what the Party stands for in this moment, 734 00:38:36,809 --> 00:38:37,929 I shouldn't be a part of it. 735 00:38:41,003 --> 00:38:42,721 However... (CLEARS THROAT) 736 00:38:42,746 --> 00:38:44,506 that doesn't mean I'm turning into a liberal. 737 00:38:47,347 --> 00:38:50,067 But seriously, I'm... I'm open to listening. 738 00:38:51,119 --> 00:38:52,119 If you are. 739 00:39:00,128 --> 00:39:02,884 Well, I think Raj and I just broke up, thanks to you. 740 00:39:02,909 --> 00:39:05,360 - Let's not do this here. - Why not? 741 00:39:05,385 --> 00:39:08,376 - Everyone here knows our business. - Thanks to you. 742 00:39:08,401 --> 00:39:11,396 Because you told everyone I moved us in here so I could smash Gael. 743 00:39:11,421 --> 00:39:13,095 And that I had a sex dream about my boss. 744 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,174 Yeah, and you told everyone that I didn't pass the bar. 745 00:39:15,198 --> 00:39:16,486 - (ARGUING CONTINUES) - I got ten bucks on the little one. 746 00:39:16,510 --> 00:39:18,863 I don't know. Callie look like she got hands. 747 00:39:18,888 --> 00:39:21,697 I'm sorry, okay? I screwed up. 748 00:39:21,722 --> 00:39:23,489 I'm not perfect. 749 00:39:23,514 --> 00:39:26,207 Oh. Did you hear that? 750 00:39:26,232 --> 00:39:28,949 Miss Judgmental just admitted that she's not perfect. 751 00:39:28,974 --> 00:39:31,907 Yeah, and Miss "I don't mind, we're family" 752 00:39:31,932 --> 00:39:33,512 wants to kick me out of our loft. 753 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:34,955 That's not true. I just asked 754 00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:36,484 if you would spend the night with Jamie. 755 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:38,612 - Yeah, maybe I'll move in with Jamie. - Well, go right ahead. 756 00:39:38,636 --> 00:39:39,889 - Okay. - Where are you going? 757 00:39:39,914 --> 00:39:41,580 - I'm not doing this, Mariana. - Stop... 758 00:39:41,605 --> 00:39:43,886 - (MARIANA YELPS) - (SPLASHING) 759 00:39:43,911 --> 00:39:45,583 Yes! Now that's some good theater! 760 00:39:45,608 --> 00:39:47,274 (GASPS) 761 00:39:49,677 --> 00:39:51,201 (SPLASHING) 762 00:39:51,226 --> 00:39:52,226 Oh, we doing this? 763 00:39:53,503 --> 00:39:54,811 (ALL CHATTERING) 764 00:39:56,275 --> 00:39:57,892 (SPLASHING) 765 00:39:57,917 --> 00:40:00,735 - (LAUGHING) - (SPLASHING) 766 00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:04,374 - (SPLASHING) - (LAUGHING) 767 00:40:04,399 --> 00:40:05,624 Only because it's my birthday. 768 00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:08,312 (SCREAMING) 769 00:40:10,171 --> 00:40:12,055 - (LAUGHTER) - (YELLING) 770 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:13,080 ♪♪ 771 00:40:14,828 --> 00:40:16,236 (LAUGHS) 772 00:40:17,956 --> 00:40:19,823 Cray. 773 00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:22,376 - (WHOOPING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 774 00:40:25,289 --> 00:40:26,529 What's going on? 775 00:40:26,914 --> 00:40:28,881 Uh, we fell in. 776 00:40:30,979 --> 00:40:32,644 Listen, um... 777 00:40:33,690 --> 00:40:37,157 I'm sorry. You're right. This is my issue. 778 00:40:38,507 --> 00:40:41,191 From now on, Hot Raj is gonna be... 779 00:40:42,089 --> 00:40:43,347 Hot Confident Raj. 780 00:40:45,322 --> 00:40:46,847 That is hot. 781 00:40:46,872 --> 00:40:48,689 - (LAUGHS) - Now, here. Help me out. 782 00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:51,223 - Oh, okay. Oh, my phone! - (SPLASHING) 783 00:40:52,066 --> 00:40:54,274 (CHEERING) 784 00:40:54,351 --> 00:40:57,235 (CHATTERING, CLAPPING) 785 00:40:58,418 --> 00:40:59,858 DAVIA: All right! 786 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,511 What have you done to your hair? 787 00:41:04,535 --> 00:41:05,635 It looks good. 788 00:41:06,004 --> 00:41:07,233 You want some of mine? 789 00:41:07,258 --> 00:41:09,768 Well, don't just stand there! Get in! 790 00:41:09,793 --> 00:41:11,764 - (CHEERING) - (CHANTING): Do it! Do it! 791 00:41:12,506 --> 00:41:14,005 So why don't you? 792 00:41:14,784 --> 00:41:17,284 - What? - Move in with me. 793 00:41:21,690 --> 00:41:23,282 (CHUCKLES) 794 00:41:23,307 --> 00:41:26,767 Wow! This turned out to be a great party, after all. 795 00:41:26,792 --> 00:41:31,892 Woo! I am blessed! 796 00:41:31,916 --> 00:41:36,916 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 59990

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