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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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[WHOOSHING]
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Drea, did you see that?
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'Drea!'
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What is it?
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I think
it was an alien spaceship.
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Don't be weird, Phillip.
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I'm not being weird.
Come down here and see.
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'It was headed
towards the park.'
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It was probably just like
a plane flying low or something.
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PHILLIP:
Oh, I think there may be two.
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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
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[WHISTLING]
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[WHOOSHING]
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[WHOOSHING]
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[THUDS]
What the?
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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[INTENSE MUSIC]
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[LEAVES RUSTLING]
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Hello?
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[LEAVES RUSTLING]
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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[GROWLING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[GROWLING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[MUMBLING]
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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
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[DOG BARKING]
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[ENGINE TURNS OFF]
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[ROBYN SHERWELL SINGING "LOW"]
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♪ I was so out of sorts in ♪
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♪ So long so long
so long so long ♪
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♪ And I've been led here
by you ♪
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♪ Follow follow follow.. ♪
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Drea!
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Turn that thing down right now.
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♪ ...more than before.. ♪
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[STEREO TURNS OFF]
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Uncle Lou.
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Hey, Phillip. Hi.
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Did the UFO pass by your office
last night?
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UFO?
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Unidentified Flying Object?
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Y-yeah, I-I know what UFO means.
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You do know
aliens don't exist, right?
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Yes, they do. And they're here.
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- Really?
- Yeah. Look.
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The UFO started on its way
to the park.
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Well, actually,
I think there's two of them.
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Two? What, two little green guys
or, uh, two ships?
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[CHUCKLES]
Were they butt-naked?
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Uh, you know, if they're
butt-naked, it's quite funny.
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I.. Phillip,
I'm just messing with you, man.
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Phillip, I'm just messing.
Phillip.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Drea!
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Come on, you gotta keep
the music down in the mornings.
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- I mean, I work night shifts...
- Yup, got it.
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- Hey, what's wrong?
- Everything's fine.
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- I just gotta get to work.
- Drea..
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[SIGHS]
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What's wrong?
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I thought I got into Leroy,
but I didn't, so..
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- Aw, geez.
- I got waitlisted again.
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So I thought this is it.
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But, nope, not happening, so..
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Hey. Who needs those
fancy colleges anyways, eh?
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I mean,
I-I didn't go to any college.
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Yeah. You always say that.
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[CHUCKLES] You know,
I'm only trying to help you.
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- 'Sometimes you get so...'
- Please, Uncle Lewis.
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I'm not in the mood
to argue with you right now.
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I really gotta get to work.
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I'll try again next year,
it'll be fine. Please.
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Okay, before you go to work,
can I give you some advice?
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You can get
into any college you want.
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I know you wanna go to Leroy
'cause your mom went there.
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No. Nope, nope, that is not
the only reason I want...
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Let me finish, alright?
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Your mom was very smart,
you are very smart.
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And, you know, she was able
to get a scholarship
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to go to Leroy and you weren't.
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Sometimes
smart just is not enough.
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Sometimes it's like, you know,
people you know in the world.
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Right.
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Okay, well,
thanks for the pep talk.
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- You can drive safe.
- Thanks.
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Please move back, officer.
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I don't wanna roll over
your foot.
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- Step away from the car.
- Yeah. That.
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Whatever you guys say.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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[DOG BARKING]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[CATS MEOWING]
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[PIANO MUSIC]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
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[KETTLE WHISTLING]
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[SIGHS]
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[INTENSE MUSIC]
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[BEEPING]
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[SIGHS]
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[BEEPING]
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[SIGHS]
Crites.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
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[CROW CAWING]
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[BONES CRACKING]
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[INTENSE MUSIC]
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[GROWLING]
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[GROWLING]
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[GROWLING]
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[GROWLING]
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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
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MALE #1: 'Hey,
where did you learn to do that?'
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Uh, I just, um
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just kinda figured it out,
I guess.
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Plus, we have the best blades
in the business.
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- Best blades, huh?
- Oh, and YouTube videos.
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Oh. You know,
I got my own YouTube channel.
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- Nice.
- OutdoorDougie.com.
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That's cool. I'll try
to check it out sometime.
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I just got some new merch
for my online store.
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OutdoorDougie stress ball.
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[SQUEAKS]
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- Hey, Drea.
- Hey.
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I need you to deliver this.
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What happened to Kevin?
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He took off
with a delivery last night
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and I never heard from him.
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Sounds like Kevin.
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Hey, I thought you might enjoy
this delivery, Drea.
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It's your dream place.
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Yeah, where is that?
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[ENGINE REVVING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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[BRAKES SQUEAKING]
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Oh, boy.
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Drea!
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- Hi, Shawn.
- Wow!
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Uh, you're finally taking me up
on that personalized tour?
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We can get in a-any building
on campus you want.
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Oh, wow, I mean, I'd love to,
but I'm just here to make
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a delivery and then I gotta
head back to work, so, bummer.
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Yeah. Ha-ha.
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I don't have to sign in, do I?
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Oh. Um, uh, no, no, it's fine.
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Yeah. I know you. You..
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Oh, hey, did you, uh,
get a chance
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to listen to that cassette?
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Oh. Yes, I love it.
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Uh, uh, I don't know how
it's not in my player right now.
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That's crazy. I've been..
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Got it!
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[BAGPIPE MUSIC ON STEREO]
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Right?
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You, you're hittin' it.
You're really hittin' it.
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You're really hitting
those notes.
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I can't believe
you really love it. I mean..
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You know,
I wrote all those pieces myself.
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Wow! Yeah, it-it,
it is something.
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Do you wanna hear it live?
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- I'm sorry, what?
- Yeah!
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[PANTING]
I always come prepared.
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Wow! Okay.
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You know, I'm, I'm good
with this one right here.
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I, I gotta go
drop this food off, though.
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Like, I don't wanna keep
the customer waiting, so..
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- Drive safe now, alright?
- Alright, thanks.
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- Have a great one.
- You, too.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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[WHISPERS]
Oh, my God.
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[SIGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
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Hi, mommy.
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[SIGHS]
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What is this?
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Hall?
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Leroy Hall?
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♪ Leroy University
we stand tall ♪
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♪ Leroy University
won't let fall ♪
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♪ There's no adversity that
we can't handle and that's ♪♪
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And that's the Leroy way.
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- Oh, my God.
- Ah, don't be embarrassed.
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That was a lovely rendition
of the "Leroy Fight Song."
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Oh..
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- Hello.
- Hey.
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- Hi. Okay, uh, sorry.
- Yeah.
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Uh, I have some sushi here for...
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- Gregory Sax.
- Yeah, that's you.
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I believe you're looking for me.
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- I've been looking for you.
- You take card, right?
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[CHUCKLES]
No.
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Okay. Cash?
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Mm-hmm, that's all we take.
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Okay, well,
then if you come with me
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I can get some cash from inside
and we can...
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I'd love to come with you.
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Okay. Just this way.
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You know, my mom actually
went to this school.
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- Really?
- Yeah, but..
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Only for one semester 'cause
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then she got pregnant with me.
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So I guess you can kinda say
I ruined her plans.
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Oh, come on. I'm sure
you didn't ruin anything.
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Yeah, I'm just messing.
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GREGORY: Well, she should come
back and finish up, though.
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I saw older people in a few
of my classes last year, so..
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She'll be fine.
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She died two years ago, so..
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- Oh, God.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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- I'm so sorry, I didn't...
- It's fine.
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I'm gonna go to school here
one day.
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It's just, I just got
my second rejection letter.
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But you know what they say,
third time's the charm.
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- Yeah, I bet it will be.
- Sorry.
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Uh, sorry, we got
a few more flights to go
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and then I'm sure somebody's
gonna have cash for you, so..
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Oh, yeah, for sure, no worries.
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[POP MUSIC ON STEREO]
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Hey. What do you think, Mandy?
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Mm, yeah, looks good.
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You didn't even look at it.
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Wait, what is this font?
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- I thought you liked it.
- Hey, Mandy!
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You got any cash for, um..
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I'm sorry,
what was your name, again?
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- 'It's, uh..'
- Drea.
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Oh. What, you've ordered
from this place before or...
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- No.
- That'll be, uh, 16.40.
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Okay. Great.
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Well, you two can, um,
do your little..
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You do have cash on you, right?
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- Yeah.
- Thank you. Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Geez, I feel like I haven't
seen you in a long time.
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[CHUCKLES]
So I'm just gonna give a..
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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00:16:08,472 --> 00:16:11,407
Well, you got into
our dream school and I didn't.
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So there's that.
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- Are you and, like..
- Oh, yeah. We're..
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- Oh. Cool.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, it's cool.
250
00:16:22,019 --> 00:16:26,022
Um, did you hear back about
your admissions for this year?
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Yeah, i-it's a no for me, again.
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- So..
- Well..
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The head
of the history department
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00:16:33,231 --> 00:16:35,398
is looking to fill
a job position.
255
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,133
You-you think getting a job here
256
00:16:37,135 --> 00:16:38,901
would really help me
with admissions?
257
00:16:38,903 --> 00:16:41,273
Yeah. Totally.
258
00:16:41,773 --> 00:16:42,907
Here.
259
00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:46,407
Her name is Professor Lacy.
260
00:16:46,409 --> 00:16:47,777
You'd have to start tomorrow,
though.
261
00:16:47,779 --> 00:16:49,545
That's perfect.
I'm off tomorrow. Let's..
262
00:16:49,547 --> 00:16:51,113
- Yes, please.
- Okay.
263
00:16:51,115 --> 00:16:52,848
[CHUCKLES]
Cool.
264
00:16:52,850 --> 00:16:55,149
I'll give her a call
and let her know
265
00:16:55,151 --> 00:16:57,019
that she'll see you tomorrow.
266
00:16:57,021 --> 00:17:01,824
Thanks, Mandy. This is really,
really, really nice of you.
267
00:17:01,826 --> 00:17:02,992
Oh, um..
268
00:17:02,994 --> 00:17:05,460
I appreciate it
more than you know, like..
269
00:17:05,462 --> 00:17:08,533
Yeah, the, um, uh,
the job, it's..
270
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:12,901
Well, it's babysitting her kids.
It's..
271
00:17:12,903 --> 00:17:14,035
Babysitting?
272
00:17:14,037 --> 00:17:15,638
- Yeah, but Professor Lace...
- Yeah, no.
273
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,705
I'm, I'm too old
to be babysitting.
274
00:17:17,707 --> 00:17:19,609
What, is this a joke?
275
00:17:19,611 --> 00:17:22,878
She's on
the board of admissions, though.
276
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,985
She could seriously help you.
It's all about who you know.
277
00:17:28,052 --> 00:17:30,054
[SIGHS]
Thanks.
278
00:17:32,323 --> 00:17:35,459
[OWL HOOTING]
279
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:45,803
[GROWLING]
280
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:51,742
[INTENSE MUSIC]
281
00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:55,714
[GROWLING]
282
00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:59,550
[LEAVES RUSTLING]
283
00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:09,126
[LEAVES RUSTLING]
284
00:18:15,064 --> 00:18:17,199
[GROWLING]
285
00:18:17,201 --> 00:18:20,137
[SCREAMING]
286
00:18:29,580 --> 00:18:33,116
MAN ON TV: 'And we've Fred from New Jersey.
Fred, you're on the line.'
287
00:18:33,118 --> 00:18:35,716
FRED ON TV: 'Uh, hey.
I'm a big fan of the show.'
288
00:18:35,718 --> 00:18:37,889
'Yeah, listen,
I-I-I've been getting..'
289
00:18:40,024 --> 00:18:42,127
Hey, kiddo. Time for bed.
290
00:18:47,398 --> 00:18:50,101
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
291
00:18:50,734 --> 00:18:51,903
Hey.
292
00:18:53,236 --> 00:18:56,138
It's fine, I like this spot.
293
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:59,641
[SIGHS] I know,
but this is Uncle Lewis' favorite chair
294
00:18:59,643 --> 00:19:01,343
and I don't want him
yelling at me about it.
295
00:19:01,345 --> 00:19:04,413
So please, just go to your room.
296
00:19:04,415 --> 00:19:06,618
Can you get me mom's blanket?
297
00:19:09,821 --> 00:19:10,955
Yeah.
298
00:19:12,357 --> 00:19:15,493
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
299
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:23,933
[DREA SIGHS]
300
00:19:23,935 --> 00:19:25,870
DREA:
'Goodnight, weirdo.'
301
00:19:29,439 --> 00:19:31,875
[GIBBERISH]
302
00:19:32,543 --> 00:19:34,012
[CHOMPING]
303
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,850
[SNARLING]
304
00:19:46,658 --> 00:19:49,590
[GIBBERISH]
305
00:19:49,592 --> 00:19:50,794
[GROWLING]
306
00:20:01,005 --> 00:20:03,941
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
307
00:20:06,643 --> 00:20:09,780
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
308
00:20:23,093 --> 00:20:24,895
Oh. What is that?
309
00:20:26,429 --> 00:20:30,565
Oh, my! What is that?
310
00:20:30,567 --> 00:20:33,237
[OWL HOOTING]
311
00:20:34,371 --> 00:20:36,608
I can't believe I'm seeing this.
312
00:20:37,341 --> 00:20:39,340
Wow, amazing!
313
00:20:39,342 --> 00:20:40,376
[OWL HOOTING]
314
00:20:40,378 --> 00:20:41,711
[WINGS FLUTTERING]
315
00:20:41,713 --> 00:20:44,015
Aren't you a beautiful bird?
316
00:20:44,849 --> 00:20:45,950
Ah..
317
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,053
Oh.
318
00:20:52,723 --> 00:20:55,860
[GROWLING]
319
00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:02,863
- 'Did you read this, um..'
- 'Mm?'
320
00:21:02,865 --> 00:21:06,036
- 'This thing here about, uh..'
- 'About what?'
321
00:21:10,006 --> 00:21:12,176
What the hell happened to you,
Bob?
322
00:21:13,744 --> 00:21:15,778
I don't wanna talk about it.
323
00:21:15,780 --> 00:21:19,548
No disrespect, Bob,
but you kind of stink.
324
00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:21,317
My apologies.
325
00:21:21,319 --> 00:21:22,618
I didn't have a napkin on me
326
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:24,386
and I-I didn't wanna ruin
my uniform.
327
00:21:24,388 --> 00:21:27,222
On the plus side,
I read somewhere that, uh
328
00:21:27,224 --> 00:21:30,093
it's a sign of good luck
if a bird poops on you.
329
00:21:31,629 --> 00:21:34,329
- Really?
- That's what I read.
330
00:21:34,331 --> 00:21:35,600
Oh..
331
00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:39,868
Well, then, things are
looking up for me for a change.
332
00:21:39,870 --> 00:21:42,739
Still, you should shower.
333
00:21:44,275 --> 00:21:45,342
Copy that.
334
00:21:47,710 --> 00:21:50,847
[WATER SPLATTERING]
335
00:21:52,149 --> 00:21:55,085
[HUMMING]
336
00:21:56,253 --> 00:21:58,186
[GROWLING]
337
00:21:58,188 --> 00:22:01,758
Ooh, I wonder if that's
my little porcupine friend.
338
00:22:07,497 --> 00:22:10,634
[GROWLING]
339
00:22:13,737 --> 00:22:15,340
Daryl?
340
00:22:18,508 --> 00:22:21,945
Daryl the porcupine, is that you
out there, little buddy?
341
00:22:27,484 --> 00:22:28,820
No, sir.
342
00:22:30,486 --> 00:22:32,454
[GROWLING]
343
00:22:32,456 --> 00:22:35,259
[BOB HUMMING]
344
00:22:36,694 --> 00:22:39,831
[INTENSE MUSIC]
345
00:22:42,533 --> 00:22:45,203
[GROWLING]
346
00:23:09,694 --> 00:23:10,962
[SCREAMING]
347
00:23:12,162 --> 00:23:15,098
[SCREAMING]
348
00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:24,275
[GROWLING]
349
00:23:28,778 --> 00:23:31,915
[GROWLING]
350
00:23:36,621 --> 00:23:38,453
What the hell is that?
351
00:23:38,455 --> 00:23:40,390
What the hell is that?
352
00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,692
Oh, my God!
353
00:23:43,694 --> 00:23:45,560
[SCREAMING]
354
00:23:45,562 --> 00:23:46,660
[INDISTINCT YELLING]
355
00:23:46,662 --> 00:23:48,699
[GROANING]
356
00:23:51,067 --> 00:23:54,302
Well, guys, that was
my babysitting 101 video.
357
00:23:54,304 --> 00:23:58,173
Just remember, your main job
is to take care of those kids.
358
00:23:58,175 --> 00:24:00,841
So if you're constantly
anticipating potential problems
359
00:24:00,843 --> 00:24:02,377
you'll always be prepared.
360
00:24:02,379 --> 00:24:05,080
Please, don't forget to have fun
and subscribe to my channel.
361
00:24:05,082 --> 00:24:07,251
It's easy now. Got it.
362
00:24:08,217 --> 00:24:09,352
[MUMBLES]
363
00:24:15,159 --> 00:24:17,495
Come on, we gotta go. I am late.
364
00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:21,562
What?
365
00:24:21,564 --> 00:24:25,033
Oh. Sorry,
I was listening to a podcast.
366
00:24:25,035 --> 00:24:27,034
God. Was it about aliens again?
367
00:24:27,036 --> 00:24:28,403
Yeah. What if it was?
368
00:24:28,405 --> 00:24:31,372
Okay, loser,
well, please hurry up
369
00:24:31,374 --> 00:24:33,809
because I have to go babysit.
We discussed this.
370
00:24:33,811 --> 00:24:36,177
Yeah, but you agreed to babysit,
not me.
371
00:24:36,179 --> 00:24:39,214
Well, you know, the Lacys
do have a really big house.
372
00:24:39,216 --> 00:24:41,116
Maybe you could, like, bring
your telescope or whatever.
373
00:24:41,118 --> 00:24:43,985
'Or, you know, stay here,
listen to your podcast.'
374
00:24:43,987 --> 00:24:45,986
Wait. Lacy?
375
00:24:45,988 --> 00:24:48,890
- Like, like, Trissy Lacy?
- Yeah.
376
00:24:48,892 --> 00:24:50,859
You're-you're babysitting
Trissy Lacy.
377
00:24:50,861 --> 00:24:52,095
I am.
378
00:24:53,429 --> 00:24:57,064
Oh, my gosh. My-my hair,
is my hair messed up?
379
00:24:57,066 --> 00:24:58,800
Phillip,
will you please hurry up?
380
00:24:58,802 --> 00:25:01,337
Yeah, I know.
381
00:25:01,339 --> 00:25:03,304
- What's taking you so long?
- Nothing, nothing.
382
00:25:03,306 --> 00:25:04,907
Oh, my gosh.
Did you fix your hair?
383
00:25:04,909 --> 00:25:06,175
- Yes.
- You still got a little...
384
00:25:06,177 --> 00:25:07,509
- Don't. Don't touch it.
- Okay, fine, fine.
385
00:25:07,511 --> 00:25:09,043
- Thank you.
- What were you doing?
386
00:25:09,045 --> 00:25:10,646
Like, putting cologne on
in the car or something?
387
00:25:10,648 --> 00:25:12,414
Don't-don't worry about
what I was doing.
388
00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:15,984
Let me see. You look cool.
389
00:25:15,986 --> 00:25:17,019
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
390
00:25:17,021 --> 00:25:18,719
The door's open.
391
00:25:18,721 --> 00:25:19,987
I love you.
392
00:25:19,989 --> 00:25:23,995
Be good
and do what Drea says, okay?
393
00:25:25,329 --> 00:25:27,227
- Hi, Drea.
- Hi, Professor Lacy.
394
00:25:27,229 --> 00:25:29,097
You're a lifesaver.
Thank you for babysitting.
395
00:25:29,099 --> 00:25:30,499
- 'On such short notice.'
- 'Yes, of course.'
396
00:25:30,501 --> 00:25:32,167
Okay,
so the low-down on my kids.
397
00:25:32,169 --> 00:25:34,469
Trissy, smart, but sometimes
too smart for her own good.
398
00:25:34,471 --> 00:25:37,038
So be prepared.
I gave Jake your number.
399
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,175
He insists
on only communicating by text.
400
00:25:40,177 --> 00:25:42,744
I know, it's weird,
I was hoping it was just a phase
401
00:25:42,746 --> 00:25:44,079
but maybe that's just how
402
00:25:44,081 --> 00:25:45,813
the next generation
communicate, huh?
403
00:25:45,815 --> 00:25:47,782
[BEEPING]
Who knows?
404
00:25:47,784 --> 00:25:48,817
[CAR HONKING]
405
00:25:48,819 --> 00:25:49,984
Okay, taxi's here, gotta go.
406
00:25:49,986 --> 00:25:52,156
Thank you again so much, Drea.
407
00:25:53,591 --> 00:25:55,193
Actually, I, um..
408
00:26:06,937 --> 00:26:08,438
Hi.
409
00:26:14,378 --> 00:26:17,215
[LAUGHING]
410
00:26:22,186 --> 00:26:24,355
Anybody know any good jokes?
411
00:26:26,523 --> 00:26:27,555
I've got one.
412
00:26:27,557 --> 00:26:30,625
What does sushi A
say to sushi B?
413
00:26:30,627 --> 00:26:31,926
Wasabi!
414
00:26:31,928 --> 00:26:34,364
[LAUGHS]
Like, what's up, B? You know?
415
00:26:40,236 --> 00:26:44,140
Okay, um, uh,
anybody wanna play a card game?
416
00:26:45,075 --> 00:26:46,974
A card game?
417
00:26:46,976 --> 00:26:49,280
What is this, 1986?
418
00:26:50,213 --> 00:26:53,451
Yeah, what is this, 1986?
419
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,324
Okay. No card games,
no jokes, um..
420
00:27:03,361 --> 00:27:06,061
How about we watch a movie?
Everybody loves movies, right?
421
00:27:06,063 --> 00:27:08,096
We could do a movie night,
order pizza.
422
00:27:08,098 --> 00:27:11,233
Do you like scary movies?
I love scary movies.
423
00:27:11,235 --> 00:27:13,437
No, they're too violent.
424
00:27:17,041 --> 00:27:18,376
Right.
425
00:27:19,909 --> 00:27:23,046
[LAUGHS]
426
00:27:26,283 --> 00:27:28,351
[LAUGHS]
427
00:27:29,519 --> 00:27:33,353
Oh, my God, Jake.
This meme is so funny.
428
00:27:33,355 --> 00:27:36,190
Ooh, another text coming in
from Jake.
429
00:27:36,192 --> 00:27:38,926
Oh. You wanna go to the park?
430
00:27:38,928 --> 00:27:40,462
That's a great idea!
431
00:27:40,464 --> 00:27:43,432
Actually, that idea
doesn't sound half bad.
432
00:27:43,434 --> 00:27:47,034
I mean, I can pack us a picnic.
433
00:27:47,036 --> 00:27:50,039
Nice. What do you think?
Picnic, yes?
434
00:27:50,041 --> 00:27:52,005
Well, yeah,
if, uh, Trissy wants to do that
435
00:27:52,007 --> 00:27:53,710
a picnic sounds great.
436
00:27:55,278 --> 00:27:57,611
Should we reconfirm here
with Jake?
437
00:27:57,613 --> 00:28:01,215
Yeah? Ah, blow it up?
No, put the pin back in.
438
00:28:01,217 --> 00:28:04,619
It's not time.
Okay. Let's do this.
439
00:28:04,621 --> 00:28:07,557
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
440
00:28:10,628 --> 00:28:13,896
TRISSY: I can't believe all the
plant life we've seen so far.
441
00:28:13,898 --> 00:28:16,067
Can anyone else believe it?
442
00:28:17,633 --> 00:28:21,101
- No, I-I can't believe it.
- Me either.
443
00:28:21,103 --> 00:28:23,370
[GASPS]
Jake, look! Cloudberries.
444
00:28:23,372 --> 00:28:25,340
They have very distinct lobes.
445
00:28:25,342 --> 00:28:27,510
Do you see the distinct lobes,
Jake?
446
00:28:30,046 --> 00:28:32,414
[GASPS]
Licorice fern.
447
00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:35,149
Guys, come on, check this out!
448
00:28:35,151 --> 00:28:37,651
Wow, this cannot be real.
449
00:28:37,653 --> 00:28:39,222
Someone pinch me.
450
00:28:44,227 --> 00:28:46,764
She sure is, uh, talkative.
451
00:28:49,132 --> 00:28:51,736
Hey. What you thinking about?
452
00:28:52,669 --> 00:28:55,035
Nothing.
453
00:28:55,037 --> 00:28:57,173
You nervous
about talking to her?
454
00:28:58,208 --> 00:29:00,975
I don't know. I guess. I just..
455
00:29:00,977 --> 00:29:02,511
I just feel like an idiot
every time
456
00:29:02,513 --> 00:29:04,682
I think of something
to say to her.
457
00:29:05,881 --> 00:29:07,517
You're not an idiot.
458
00:29:08,619 --> 00:29:11,255
More of a moron, really.
459
00:29:12,622 --> 00:29:14,455
- Wow, thanks.
- I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
460
00:29:14,457 --> 00:29:16,593
Come on, don't be nervous.
461
00:29:23,867 --> 00:29:26,634
[GROWLING]
462
00:29:26,636 --> 00:29:28,072
What was that?
463
00:29:32,075 --> 00:29:34,376
I think it's some wildlife.
464
00:29:34,378 --> 00:29:35,579
Come on.
465
00:29:37,046 --> 00:29:39,249
Hey, kids, wait up! Uh..
466
00:29:44,255 --> 00:29:47,390
[WHIMPERING]
467
00:29:52,161 --> 00:29:53,730
What is that?
468
00:29:55,599 --> 00:29:58,132
[BABBLING]
469
00:29:58,134 --> 00:30:01,638
I think it's some sort of animal
or something.
470
00:30:02,238 --> 00:30:05,375
[BABBLING]
471
00:30:07,142 --> 00:30:09,577
Hey! Don't get too close
to that thing.
472
00:30:09,579 --> 00:30:13,184
Did you get your, you know,
rabies shot?
473
00:30:14,384 --> 00:30:16,516
We have our shots.
474
00:30:16,518 --> 00:30:19,390
- Don't worry so much.
- Okay..
475
00:30:22,926 --> 00:30:23,958
Hi.
476
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,361
[GIBBERISH]
477
00:30:27,063 --> 00:30:29,930
Aw.. She's so cute.
478
00:30:29,932 --> 00:30:32,167
- Really?
- Yeah.
479
00:30:32,169 --> 00:30:33,936
Here. Come take a look.
480
00:30:33,938 --> 00:30:35,206
Actu..
481
00:30:36,907 --> 00:30:38,872
[GIBBERISH]
482
00:30:38,874 --> 00:30:40,210
See?
483
00:30:41,244 --> 00:30:44,178
What do you think it is?
484
00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:48,282
I don't really know, which
is kind of troubling to me.
485
00:30:48,284 --> 00:30:50,521
What if it was an alien?
486
00:30:54,457 --> 00:30:56,293
TRISSY:
'That would be cool.'
487
00:30:58,861 --> 00:31:01,398
Wait-wait a second.
I think she's hurt.
488
00:31:03,999 --> 00:31:05,966
Drea, what do we do?
489
00:31:05,968 --> 00:31:08,302
Just leave it there.
490
00:31:08,304 --> 00:31:11,005
Leave it there?
We're not leaving her there.
491
00:31:11,007 --> 00:31:13,809
Okay, Trissy.
That's-that's a wild animal.
492
00:31:13,811 --> 00:31:15,475
You don't take
wild animals home.
493
00:31:15,477 --> 00:31:17,245
You don't know
where that thing has been.
494
00:31:17,247 --> 00:31:20,749
But she's cute, and-and
she really needs our help.
495
00:31:20,751 --> 00:31:22,984
C-come on, please.
496
00:31:22,986 --> 00:31:24,487
Please, Drea.
497
00:31:27,290 --> 00:31:29,891
[SIGHS]
Okay.
498
00:31:29,893 --> 00:31:32,426
You know what, actually, let's
take her to the park ranger.
499
00:31:32,428 --> 00:31:33,594
They'll know what to do with her
500
00:31:33,596 --> 00:31:35,362
and then maybe they can, like
501
00:31:35,364 --> 00:31:37,300
donate her to a zoo.
502
00:31:39,602 --> 00:31:41,804
Uh, be careful, guys. She'll..
503
00:31:44,173 --> 00:31:45,408
[SIGHS]
504
00:31:47,777 --> 00:31:49,546
Okay. She's cute, right?
505
00:31:51,015 --> 00:31:52,414
Sure.
506
00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:54,552
DREA: 'Come on, guys.
Let's get out of here.'
507
00:32:04,326 --> 00:32:08,330
Aunt Dee,
you still haven't told me
508
00:32:08,332 --> 00:32:10,165
how long
you're gonna be gone for.
509
00:32:10,167 --> 00:32:13,434
Oh, not too long, I don't think.
510
00:32:13,436 --> 00:32:15,669
'Which one needs
the insulin shot?'
511
00:32:15,671 --> 00:32:19,507
- Little Herrick.
- 'And which one's Herrick?'
512
00:32:19,509 --> 00:32:23,512
Wrote it all down for you,
and there's pictures.
513
00:32:23,514 --> 00:32:25,280
Okay.
514
00:32:25,282 --> 00:32:27,013
Oh, you need any help?
That looks heavy.
515
00:32:27,015 --> 00:32:29,917
[LAUGHS]
Got it.
516
00:32:29,919 --> 00:32:33,253
Oh, if you don't hear from me
for a little while
517
00:32:33,255 --> 00:32:34,656
just know I'm okay.
518
00:32:34,658 --> 00:32:36,392
- 'Okay?'
- Okay.
519
00:32:37,393 --> 00:32:38,861
Bye, babies.
520
00:32:40,997 --> 00:32:42,999
Have fun with your friends.
521
00:32:46,769 --> 00:32:48,436
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
522
00:32:48,438 --> 00:32:50,905
[SIGHS]
Here we go.
523
00:32:50,907 --> 00:32:52,474
Come on, guys.
524
00:32:52,476 --> 00:32:54,841
Oh, Phillip, how's she doing?
525
00:32:54,843 --> 00:32:56,144
Oh, um..
526
00:32:56,146 --> 00:32:57,545
[WHIMPERING]
527
00:32:57,547 --> 00:33:01,183
Yeah, she-she seems fine,
I guess.
528
00:33:01,185 --> 00:33:03,484
Thanks for checking.
Come on, Jake!
529
00:33:03,486 --> 00:33:06,053
No, no problem.
530
00:33:06,055 --> 00:33:07,490
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
531
00:33:09,092 --> 00:33:10,660
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
532
00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:15,263
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
533
00:33:15,265 --> 00:33:16,566
Hello?
534
00:33:20,169 --> 00:33:22,005
Maybe no one's here.
535
00:33:23,540 --> 00:33:25,372
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
536
00:33:25,374 --> 00:33:28,011
Hello? Is anyone inside?
537
00:33:29,312 --> 00:33:31,512
Please,
we have an injured animal.
538
00:33:31,514 --> 00:33:34,815
DREA: 'A really weird-looking animal
that we've never seen before.'
539
00:33:34,817 --> 00:33:37,953
TRISSY:
'Someone, open the door!'
540
00:33:37,955 --> 00:33:40,120
DREA:
'Can you help us out, please?'
541
00:33:40,122 --> 00:33:43,059
[GROWLING]
542
00:33:47,898 --> 00:33:49,863
[DOORKNOB RATTLING]
543
00:33:49,865 --> 00:33:52,802
[GROWLING]
544
00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:03,680
[SNIFFING]
545
00:34:07,816 --> 00:34:08,951
So weird.
546
00:34:10,086 --> 00:34:11,519
Hey, um, Phillip, is she okay?
547
00:34:11,521 --> 00:34:14,425
Is she doing something weird?
548
00:34:15,457 --> 00:34:16,626
[SNIFFING]
549
00:34:20,229 --> 00:34:23,263
PHILLIP: Looks like she's
sniffing at something.
550
00:34:23,265 --> 00:34:24,664
Sniffing?
551
00:34:24,666 --> 00:34:27,300
Oh, she is not happy.
552
00:34:27,302 --> 00:34:29,504
Yeah, maybe we should just
take it to a vet or something.
553
00:34:29,506 --> 00:34:32,240
[GROWLING]
554
00:34:32,242 --> 00:34:33,644
Alright.
555
00:34:39,582 --> 00:34:42,783
[INTENSE MUSIC]
556
00:34:42,785 --> 00:34:45,722
[GROWLING]
557
00:34:50,059 --> 00:34:52,996
[GROWLING]
558
00:34:57,166 --> 00:34:58,501
[BURPS]
559
00:35:10,814 --> 00:35:11,815
[GROWLING]
560
00:35:13,215 --> 00:35:16,783
So Shawn is still giving you
these mix-tapes, huh?
561
00:35:16,785 --> 00:35:19,120
Hey, can you roll down
your window for a sec?
562
00:35:19,122 --> 00:35:20,657
Sure. Why?
563
00:35:25,061 --> 00:35:26,561
That's why.
564
00:35:26,563 --> 00:35:29,166
- That was rude.
- You like bagpipe music?
565
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,932
[DIAL PAD BEEPS]
566
00:35:32,934 --> 00:35:35,870
MAN ON ANSWERING MACHINE: 'Hi, you've reached
the Clark County Veterinary Office.'
567
00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:39,407
'Our hours are 10 a.m. to
6 p.m., Monday through Friday'
568
00:35:39,409 --> 00:35:41,041
'10 a.m. to 2 p.m..'
569
00:35:41,043 --> 00:35:43,211
The vet is closed.
570
00:35:43,213 --> 00:35:45,979
Actually, we have
a first-aid kit at our place.
571
00:35:45,981 --> 00:35:48,448
[GROWLING]
572
00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:49,952
What was that?
573
00:35:53,088 --> 00:35:54,457
Uh..
574
00:35:56,258 --> 00:35:58,626
I think there's something
under the car.
575
00:35:58,628 --> 00:36:00,760
Okay, how about
we lock the doors
576
00:36:00,762 --> 00:36:04,865
and, uh, we'll fix her up
at your place, okay?
577
00:36:04,867 --> 00:36:05,902
Hm.
578
00:36:07,336 --> 00:36:09,070
[ENGINE STARTS]
579
00:36:09,072 --> 00:36:12,008
[ENGINE REVVING]
580
00:36:16,012 --> 00:36:18,948
[GROWLING]
581
00:36:25,555 --> 00:36:26,687
DREA:
So, Trissy, I was thinking
582
00:36:26,689 --> 00:36:28,356
maybe after we get her
583
00:36:28,358 --> 00:36:30,224
all cleaned up and everything
584
00:36:30,226 --> 00:36:32,760
'and she's feeling better,
she could, I don't know'
585
00:36:32,762 --> 00:36:34,394
'we could let her out
in the backyard'
586
00:36:34,396 --> 00:36:36,497
or put her in a cage or..
587
00:36:36,499 --> 00:36:38,533
TRISSY: A cage?
We're not putting her in a cage.
588
00:36:38,535 --> 00:36:40,100
DREA: Yeah, but she's a wild animal.
I don't..
589
00:36:40,102 --> 00:36:42,704
'I don't wanna leave her
in your-your house'
590
00:36:42,706 --> 00:36:44,571
'and she, I don't know,
you could go to sleep'
591
00:36:44,573 --> 00:36:46,573
'and she tears up everything.
Like..'
592
00:36:46,575 --> 00:36:48,376
TRISSY:
'I think we all want her here.'
593
00:36:48,378 --> 00:36:51,515
[SNARLING]
594
00:36:54,082 --> 00:36:56,720
[GROWLING]
595
00:37:00,356 --> 00:37:03,091
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
596
00:37:03,093 --> 00:37:05,059
Okay.
597
00:37:05,061 --> 00:37:07,997
[MAN SCREAMING]
598
00:37:11,633 --> 00:37:14,269
[GROWLING]
599
00:37:14,271 --> 00:37:17,207
[MAN SCREAMING]
600
00:37:19,608 --> 00:37:22,209
[GROWLING]
601
00:37:22,211 --> 00:37:24,747
[SCREAMING]
602
00:37:25,314 --> 00:37:28,251
[GROANING]
603
00:37:42,064 --> 00:37:45,001
[CRACKLING]
604
00:38:04,052 --> 00:38:05,621
[SIGHS]
605
00:38:14,131 --> 00:38:15,028
[JAKE SIGHS]
606
00:38:15,030 --> 00:38:16,933
Hey, Jake. What's the matter?
607
00:38:18,668 --> 00:38:21,171
No signal.
Hold on, let me check.
608
00:38:22,472 --> 00:38:24,405
Yeah, I-I don't have
a signal either.
609
00:38:24,407 --> 00:38:25,742
TRISSY:
Yeah.
610
00:38:31,247 --> 00:38:34,881
Okay. Whatever.
Let's get this over with.
611
00:38:34,883 --> 00:38:37,818
I don't think she's gonna like
that iodine very much.
612
00:38:37,820 --> 00:38:40,287
What if she, like, freaks out
and bites one of us?
613
00:38:40,289 --> 00:38:42,490
- She's not going to.
- 'Maybe Phillip's right.'
614
00:38:42,492 --> 00:38:45,195
DREA: I mean,
those teeth do look sharp.
615
00:38:48,331 --> 00:38:49,798
[GROANING]
616
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,032
Actually,
can you two hold her down
617
00:38:52,034 --> 00:38:55,236
and I guess I'll do the honors?
618
00:38:55,238 --> 00:38:57,006
Yeah. Okay, girl.
619
00:38:59,441 --> 00:39:01,142
Okay, okay, okay.
620
00:39:01,144 --> 00:39:04,081
[GROANING]
621
00:39:12,555 --> 00:39:13,757
Mm..
622
00:39:15,425 --> 00:39:16,457
Be careful, Drea.
623
00:39:16,459 --> 00:39:17,758
[GASPS]
624
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:18,825
Phillip,
why would you do that?
625
00:39:18,827 --> 00:39:21,963
You're making me nervous. Stop.
626
00:39:21,965 --> 00:39:24,133
Okay, let's try this again.
627
00:39:25,602 --> 00:39:28,271
[WHIMPERS]
Please don't bite me.
628
00:39:30,273 --> 00:39:32,809
[WHINING]
629
00:39:33,742 --> 00:39:35,746
Oh, thank God.
630
00:39:38,648 --> 00:39:40,983
You're a tough little girl,
aren't you?
631
00:39:42,651 --> 00:39:45,419
- Alright.
- We should name her.
632
00:39:45,421 --> 00:39:48,990
How about Snowball?
633
00:39:48,992 --> 00:39:50,825
- That's not very original.
- Yeah.
634
00:39:50,827 --> 00:39:54,262
Okay, well,
let's see what you come up with.
635
00:39:54,264 --> 00:39:57,198
What about Bianca?
636
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,533
- I like that.
- Yeah.
637
00:39:59,535 --> 00:40:01,135
Bianca it is, then.
638
00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:02,970
Alright, let me get my phone
so we can take a picture
639
00:40:02,972 --> 00:40:04,104
with us and Bianca.
640
00:40:04,106 --> 00:40:06,242
- Okay, hurry up.
- Mm-hmm.
641
00:40:07,644 --> 00:40:10,311
- I think she likes it.
- 'Yeah.'
642
00:40:10,313 --> 00:40:13,249
[PURRING]
643
00:40:30,832 --> 00:40:33,970
[THUDDING]
644
00:40:36,238 --> 00:40:39,175
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
645
00:40:49,452 --> 00:40:51,388
Is that another one?
646
00:40:58,494 --> 00:40:59,626
[GROWLING]
647
00:40:59,628 --> 00:41:01,394
[GASPS]
648
00:41:01,396 --> 00:41:02,729
Look, look, look, look.
649
00:41:02,731 --> 00:41:05,100
There's, uh, there's, uh,
there's something in your trunk.
650
00:41:05,102 --> 00:41:07,838
Uh, it's blurry,
but I-I think it's an alien.
651
00:41:09,572 --> 00:41:11,006
[CLATTERING]
652
00:41:12,775 --> 00:41:14,110
[THUDS]
653
00:41:17,146 --> 00:41:18,380
Jake?
654
00:41:45,809 --> 00:41:47,244
[WHIMPERING]
655
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,481
Jake?
656
00:42:00,657 --> 00:42:03,794
[INTENSE MUSIC]
657
00:42:04,427 --> 00:42:05,528
[SCREAMS]
658
00:42:07,664 --> 00:42:10,631
[SIGHS]
You scared me.
659
00:42:10,633 --> 00:42:13,434
Do you wanna come in here
with us? We named her B..
660
00:42:13,436 --> 00:42:15,535
[SCREAMING]
661
00:42:15,537 --> 00:42:17,771
DREA:
'Oh, my God. What is that?'
662
00:42:17,773 --> 00:42:20,509
[JAKE SCREAMING]
663
00:42:22,544 --> 00:42:24,611
[GROANING]
664
00:42:24,613 --> 00:42:26,981
- Wait, wait, we forgot Bianca.
- What? Are you kidding me?
665
00:42:26,983 --> 00:42:28,983
That thing just tried to rip
your brother's foot off.
666
00:42:28,985 --> 00:42:31,050
Are you okay?
667
00:42:31,052 --> 00:42:33,354
He's fine. We have to get her.
668
00:42:33,356 --> 00:42:36,090
Uh, yeah, no.
What if she tries to eat us?
669
00:42:36,092 --> 00:42:38,260
She's clearly not gonna eat us.
670
00:42:39,662 --> 00:42:41,097
She loves us.
671
00:42:43,164 --> 00:42:45,198
Here, Phillip,
take my key, go to the car
672
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,234
lock the door behind you.
Go, go, go.
673
00:42:47,236 --> 00:42:48,635
I'll be back in a, in a second.
674
00:42:48,637 --> 00:42:49,671
TRISSY:
'Oh, and, Drea.'
675
00:42:49,673 --> 00:42:51,608
'Grab the iodine for Jake!'
676
00:42:56,244 --> 00:42:57,580
[SIGHS]
677
00:42:59,916 --> 00:43:01,418
[SIGHS]
678
00:43:25,508 --> 00:43:26,877
[BUBBLING]
679
00:43:30,146 --> 00:43:31,981
DREA:
Hey..
680
00:43:33,448 --> 00:43:35,783
Hey, Bianca.
681
00:43:35,785 --> 00:43:38,255
[GIBBERISH]
682
00:43:39,990 --> 00:43:41,655
You didn't do that, did you?
683
00:43:41,657 --> 00:43:44,425
[GIBBERISH]
684
00:43:44,427 --> 00:43:48,162
[SIGHS] Um, well, girl,
you made some fans
685
00:43:48,164 --> 00:43:50,396
so I'm gonna just
put you in this bag
686
00:43:50,398 --> 00:43:53,100
and you're gonna go
with us, okay?
687
00:43:53,102 --> 00:43:55,570
Little road trip, yeah?
688
00:43:55,572 --> 00:43:57,604
'You're so cute.'
689
00:43:57,606 --> 00:43:59,840
Love your highlights, it's..
690
00:43:59,842 --> 00:44:01,510
Please don't kill me.
691
00:44:03,878 --> 00:44:05,611
Who's that, Phillip?
692
00:44:05,613 --> 00:44:06,946
Huh?
693
00:44:06,948 --> 00:44:10,584
Oh, that's our mom.
694
00:44:10,586 --> 00:44:13,088
Those are the Leroy steps,
right?
695
00:44:15,858 --> 00:44:18,028
So what's she doing now?
696
00:44:21,497 --> 00:44:25,402
She, uh, she died
in a car accident.
697
00:44:27,269 --> 00:44:30,104
Drea thinks it's her fault.
698
00:44:30,106 --> 00:44:31,439
She snuck out to a party
699
00:44:31,441 --> 00:44:34,675
and, well, mom wanted to go pi..
700
00:44:34,677 --> 00:44:36,811
[THUDS]
701
00:44:36,813 --> 00:44:38,213
[CAR DOOR UNLOCKS]
702
00:44:39,849 --> 00:44:41,149
- Let's go.
- Uh..
703
00:44:41,151 --> 00:44:45,151
I have one Bianca,
one first-aid kit.
704
00:44:45,153 --> 00:44:47,021
[MUMBLES]
705
00:44:47,023 --> 00:44:49,090
[SIGHS]
706
00:44:49,092 --> 00:44:51,725
Professor Lacy's
gonna need a cleaner.
707
00:44:51,727 --> 00:44:53,697
- What?
- What?
708
00:44:55,398 --> 00:44:58,198
Nothing.
Keys, keys, where are my keys?
709
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,033
- What did you do with my keys?
- Right there.
710
00:45:00,035 --> 00:45:02,135
[CHUCKLES]
Sorry.
711
00:45:02,137 --> 00:45:05,275
[ENGINE SPUTTERING]
712
00:45:08,077 --> 00:45:09,175
Oh, my God.
713
00:45:09,177 --> 00:45:11,611
- What?
- What?
714
00:45:11,613 --> 00:45:15,251
Just give me a second,
just let me check one thing.
715
00:45:26,162 --> 00:45:28,863
We're gonna have to walk.
716
00:45:28,865 --> 00:45:31,231
Walk? Walk where?
717
00:45:31,233 --> 00:45:33,133
[SIGHS]
To Uncle Lewis.
718
00:45:33,135 --> 00:45:36,272
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
719
00:45:44,046 --> 00:45:47,183
[BEEPING]
720
00:46:03,999 --> 00:46:06,136
Hello, your highness.
721
00:46:09,572 --> 00:46:12,508
[GROWLING]
722
00:46:24,586 --> 00:46:25,554
[SIGHS]
723
00:46:46,742 --> 00:46:48,475
Uncle Lewis?
724
00:46:48,477 --> 00:46:51,178
Uncle Lewis? Uncle Lewis?
725
00:46:51,180 --> 00:46:53,082
Drea, what's going on?
726
00:46:54,015 --> 00:46:56,082
Hey, Phillip.
727
00:46:56,084 --> 00:46:57,850
Huh, what's wrong
with your friend?
728
00:46:57,852 --> 00:47:00,086
He got bit by an alien.
729
00:47:00,088 --> 00:47:01,988
- An alien?
- Yeah.
730
00:47:01,990 --> 00:47:05,094
Are you okay, son? Huh?
731
00:47:06,628 --> 00:47:08,695
What's your name?
732
00:47:08,697 --> 00:47:10,396
[CHUCKLES]
733
00:47:10,398 --> 00:47:12,399
Kid's a mute, right?
734
00:47:12,401 --> 00:47:14,702
Um, not necessarily,
he's just..
735
00:47:14,704 --> 00:47:16,870
Listen, I'd just, uh,
like to take a look at that...
736
00:47:16,872 --> 00:47:18,472
Yeah, no, no, no,
don't worry about it, we already
737
00:47:18,474 --> 00:47:20,374
cleaned it up
with iodine back at the house.
738
00:47:20,376 --> 00:47:21,908
What is going on? Phillip..
739
00:47:21,910 --> 00:47:23,843
Have you got these people
on some wild alien chase?
740
00:47:23,845 --> 00:47:26,912
Phillip,
just show him your phone.
741
00:47:26,914 --> 00:47:29,119
[SIGHS]
Look.
742
00:47:30,718 --> 00:47:32,586
Thank you.
Think I'll keep that. Drea...
743
00:47:32,588 --> 00:47:34,120
You didn't even look
at the picture.
744
00:47:34,122 --> 00:47:37,524
No, no, Drea.
Just come to the office.
745
00:47:37,526 --> 00:47:39,662
- A minute.
- Huh. Great.
746
00:47:42,298 --> 00:47:45,164
Drea, you cannot bring
those kids into this office
747
00:47:45,166 --> 00:47:47,167
talking all that nonsense.
748
00:47:47,169 --> 00:47:48,734
You want me to help that kid,
I'll help him.
749
00:47:48,736 --> 00:47:50,570
But otherwise,
what is he trying to prove?
750
00:47:50,572 --> 00:47:53,606
I'm trying to tell you that
something attacked Jake, okay?
751
00:47:53,608 --> 00:47:55,575
Something chewed its way
through my car.
752
00:47:55,577 --> 00:47:58,144
I had to walk here
from Professor Lacy's house!
753
00:47:58,146 --> 00:48:00,280
- You walked here?
- Yes!
754
00:48:00,282 --> 00:48:02,448
Well, what did you walk here
to say?
755
00:48:02,450 --> 00:48:05,387
That aliens are real!
756
00:48:06,789 --> 00:48:07,924
[LAUGHS]
757
00:48:08,957 --> 00:48:10,390
Come on, Drea.
758
00:48:10,392 --> 00:48:12,158
I understand Phillip.
759
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,327
He's a kid,
he's got imagination.
760
00:48:14,329 --> 00:48:15,896
You know? It's okay.
761
00:48:15,898 --> 00:48:17,298
But you, I don't understand.
762
00:48:17,300 --> 00:48:18,631
- You're too old for this.
- No.
763
00:48:18,633 --> 00:48:20,434
We have one in Trissy's bag,
if you would just
764
00:48:20,436 --> 00:48:21,734
go out there and look at it
765
00:48:21,736 --> 00:48:24,805
it's a good one, I think, but..
766
00:48:24,807 --> 00:48:28,508
Drea, I don't have time
for this. Well, man, you, uh..
767
00:48:28,510 --> 00:48:29,977
I got a lot of things
on my mind, you know?
768
00:48:29,979 --> 00:48:32,948
I got a lot of things to do.
I don't have time.
769
00:48:34,383 --> 00:48:35,818
I see you do.
770
00:48:37,253 --> 00:48:41,821
Hey, kids,
we're just gonna go see Chef.
771
00:48:41,823 --> 00:48:44,226
I'm sure
he'll be able to help us.
772
00:49:04,847 --> 00:49:07,784
[INTENSE MUSIC]
773
00:49:17,992 --> 00:49:20,727
[BEEPING]
774
00:49:20,729 --> 00:49:23,666
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
775
00:49:39,414 --> 00:49:42,552
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
776
00:50:08,010 --> 00:50:10,546
[GROWLING]
777
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,418
[GROWLING]
778
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,887
Dumbass.
779
00:50:20,889 --> 00:50:22,025
[GUNSHOT]
780
00:50:29,097 --> 00:50:30,965
CHEF:
Thank you.
781
00:50:30,967 --> 00:50:32,365
Please come again.
782
00:50:32,367 --> 00:50:34,702
Uh, excuse me, Lan.
783
00:50:34,704 --> 00:50:36,870
Have you seen my nephew, Kevin?
784
00:50:36,872 --> 00:50:38,439
No.
785
00:50:38,441 --> 00:50:40,807
Chef. Chef.
786
00:50:40,809 --> 00:50:43,345
Hey, Drea. How's babysitting?
787
00:50:44,146 --> 00:50:47,079
Uh... it's goin' great.
788
00:50:47,081 --> 00:50:49,048
Listen, I need to talk to you
about something
789
00:50:49,050 --> 00:50:52,818
and you have to promise
that you'll take me seriously.
790
00:50:52,820 --> 00:50:55,655
And also, we need your van,
'cause we gotta get out of town.
791
00:50:55,657 --> 00:50:58,026
Wait a minute.
What is this all about?
792
00:51:00,329 --> 00:51:02,465
Can you show him the..
793
00:51:06,369 --> 00:51:08,905
[PURRING]
794
00:51:09,438 --> 00:51:10,470
[WHIMPERING]
795
00:51:10,472 --> 00:51:12,238
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
796
00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:13,606
- Oh!
- No. No, no, no.
797
00:51:13,608 --> 00:51:15,142
It's-it's okay. It's okay.
798
00:51:15,144 --> 00:51:18,845
'But we seriously need to take
your van.'
799
00:51:18,847 --> 00:51:20,280
[PURRING]
800
00:51:20,282 --> 00:51:22,282
[ENGINE REVVING]
801
00:51:22,284 --> 00:51:25,421
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
802
00:51:51,247 --> 00:51:54,384
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
803
00:51:58,954 --> 00:52:01,890
[INTENSE MUSIC]
804
00:52:17,874 --> 00:52:18,941
Okay.
805
00:52:37,293 --> 00:52:40,430
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
806
00:52:42,197 --> 00:52:45,133
[GROWLING]
807
00:53:00,347 --> 00:53:01,948
What the hell is that?
808
00:53:01,950 --> 00:53:04,887
[GROWLING]
809
00:53:06,255 --> 00:53:09,191
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
810
00:53:10,525 --> 00:53:13,662
[GROWLING]
811
00:53:15,597 --> 00:53:18,734
[GROWLING]
812
00:53:24,639 --> 00:53:27,642
[PANTING]
Ah..
813
00:53:33,447 --> 00:53:34,850
[BANGING]
814
00:53:37,519 --> 00:53:38,854
[BANGING]
815
00:53:42,090 --> 00:53:45,026
[GROWLING]
816
00:53:58,273 --> 00:54:01,209
[SIREN WAILING]
817
00:54:07,448 --> 00:54:09,985
[GROANING]
818
00:54:10,751 --> 00:54:13,253
Jesus, Joseph and Mary.
819
00:54:13,255 --> 00:54:15,090
What is going on?
820
00:54:18,660 --> 00:54:19,996
[SIREN STOPS]
821
00:54:23,264 --> 00:54:24,296
[SIREN WAILING]
822
00:54:24,298 --> 00:54:26,835
[GROANING]
823
00:54:27,568 --> 00:54:28,968
[LAUGHS]
824
00:54:28,970 --> 00:54:30,671
[GROANING]
825
00:54:30,673 --> 00:54:32,405
[SIREN WAILING]
826
00:54:32,407 --> 00:54:33,742
[SPLATTERS]
827
00:54:36,043 --> 00:54:37,979
[GROANING]
828
00:54:39,113 --> 00:54:40,249
[SIREN STOPS]
829
00:54:42,617 --> 00:54:45,452
[GROWLING]
830
00:54:45,454 --> 00:54:47,990
No.. No.
831
00:54:49,224 --> 00:54:50,325
No.
832
00:54:54,662 --> 00:54:56,798
[ENGINE REVVING]
833
00:55:02,570 --> 00:55:05,707
[TIRES SCREECHING]
834
00:55:07,142 --> 00:55:10,079
[ENGINE REVVING]
835
00:55:11,046 --> 00:55:12,848
[GROWLING]
836
00:55:19,088 --> 00:55:23,055
So you're telling me
there are a bunch of evil aliens
837
00:55:23,057 --> 00:55:27,162
and this one sitting here
is good?
838
00:55:28,863 --> 00:55:31,597
'Well, how do you know
he's good?'
839
00:55:31,599 --> 00:55:34,068
She saved us from a bad one.
840
00:55:34,070 --> 00:55:35,269
It's a she?
841
00:55:35,271 --> 00:55:36,336
[PURRING]
842
00:55:36,338 --> 00:55:37,803
Sorry.
843
00:55:37,805 --> 00:55:40,640
So, what's the plan?
844
00:55:40,642 --> 00:55:42,408
Where are you gonna go?
845
00:55:42,410 --> 00:55:44,744
State police.
846
00:55:44,746 --> 00:55:46,512
That's quite a drive.
847
00:55:46,514 --> 00:55:49,816
And that van is pretty beat
to you-know-what.
848
00:55:49,818 --> 00:55:53,153
I know,
but we have to try something.
849
00:55:53,155 --> 00:55:57,423
Wait a second. My mom has
a satellite phone in her office.
850
00:55:57,425 --> 00:55:59,258
- Really?
- Yeah.
851
00:55:59,260 --> 00:56:02,796
She uses it to communicate
with her researchers.
852
00:56:02,798 --> 00:56:05,032
I totally forgot about it.
853
00:56:05,034 --> 00:56:06,899
Well there you have it,
we'll just use that phone
854
00:56:06,901 --> 00:56:09,401
to call for help,
and Leroy's not too far away
855
00:56:09,403 --> 00:56:10,838
so that's perfect.
856
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,372
[GIBBERISH]
857
00:56:12,374 --> 00:56:14,506
[TIRES SCREECHING]
858
00:56:14,508 --> 00:56:15,575
[CRASHING]
859
00:56:15,577 --> 00:56:17,013
What the?
860
00:56:25,053 --> 00:56:26,620
DREA:
'Uncle Lewis?'
861
00:56:26,622 --> 00:56:28,057
He's here?
862
00:56:33,128 --> 00:56:34,361
[GROWLING]
863
00:56:34,363 --> 00:56:35,861
[GASPS]
864
00:56:35,863 --> 00:56:37,863
DREA:
'I have to go out there.'
865
00:56:37,865 --> 00:56:40,769
Just lock the door behind me
and watch the kids, okay?
866
00:56:41,802 --> 00:56:43,371
I'll be back.
867
00:56:45,474 --> 00:56:48,410
[GROWLING]
868
00:56:49,445 --> 00:56:52,445
[SCREAMING]
869
00:56:52,447 --> 00:56:54,150
No! No! No!
870
00:56:57,552 --> 00:57:00,689
[GROWLING]
871
00:57:02,557 --> 00:57:05,258
That is gross.
872
00:57:05,260 --> 00:57:08,197
[SNARLING]
873
00:57:10,331 --> 00:57:12,333
Kevin's sneaker.
874
00:57:15,137 --> 00:57:18,073
[LAUGHING]
875
00:57:20,474 --> 00:57:23,041
Hey. You okay?
876
00:57:23,043 --> 00:57:24,477
You can drive, can't you?
877
00:57:24,479 --> 00:57:26,948
- I'm 12.
- Exactly.
878
00:57:27,682 --> 00:57:29,852
Go. Get out of here.
879
00:57:31,919 --> 00:57:33,787
But what are you gonna do?
880
00:57:33,789 --> 00:57:36,025
I know they killed my nephew.
881
00:57:40,428 --> 00:57:42,497
I'm gonna make them pay.
882
00:57:47,468 --> 00:57:49,436
Uncle Lewis?
883
00:57:49,438 --> 00:57:50,704
Uncle Lewis, what happened?
884
00:57:50,706 --> 00:57:53,939
Drea, listen to me.
885
00:57:53,941 --> 00:57:57,542
Sound. They can't take it.
886
00:57:57,544 --> 00:57:59,445
It'd kill them.
887
00:57:59,447 --> 00:58:02,916
Loud, high-pitched sound.
888
00:58:02,918 --> 00:58:04,651
You understand me?
889
00:58:04,653 --> 00:58:06,756
Okay. Um..
890
00:58:07,923 --> 00:58:09,957
We gotta get you to a hospital.
891
00:58:09,959 --> 00:58:11,527
There's no time.
892
00:58:19,968 --> 00:58:23,135
Your mother called me
that night.
893
00:58:23,137 --> 00:58:26,107
She asked me to go and get you
at your friend's party.
894
00:58:29,410 --> 00:58:31,843
I was in a bar.
895
00:58:31,845 --> 00:58:34,082
That's why she came to get you.
896
00:58:36,617 --> 00:58:38,353
It should've been me.
897
00:58:40,655 --> 00:58:44,425
Drea, I know you blame yourself
for your mom, but it's not you.
898
00:58:46,528 --> 00:58:48,861
It's not your fault.
899
00:58:48,863 --> 00:58:52,731
It's okay, Uncle Lewis.
I forgive you, okay?
900
00:58:52,733 --> 00:58:55,434
I-I just, I just gotta get
Chef's truck
901
00:58:55,436 --> 00:58:58,173
and I, and I, and I gotta get
the kids and then..
902
00:59:00,207 --> 00:59:02,410
You hear me, Uncle Lewis?
903
00:59:03,445 --> 00:59:05,247
Uncle Lewis!
904
00:59:11,619 --> 00:59:13,421
[SNIFFLES]
905
00:59:17,459 --> 00:59:18,828
You bastards.
906
00:59:20,095 --> 00:59:21,861
Drea, we have the keys!
907
00:59:21,863 --> 00:59:23,629
[SCREAMING]
908
00:59:23,631 --> 00:59:26,568
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
909
00:59:28,302 --> 00:59:30,839
[PANTING]
910
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:34,008
[GRUNTING]
911
00:59:38,780 --> 00:59:41,515
[GROWLING]
912
00:59:41,517 --> 00:59:44,483
[SCREAMING]
913
00:59:44,485 --> 00:59:46,621
[SNARLING]
914
00:59:47,756 --> 00:59:50,893
[SCREAMING]
915
00:59:56,432 --> 00:59:57,566
Move, move!
916
01:00:01,936 --> 01:00:04,169
- Where's Chef?
- Not coming.
917
01:00:04,171 --> 01:00:05,537
- Okay.
- What about Uncle Lewis?
918
01:00:05,539 --> 01:00:08,642
He okay? Drea?
919
01:00:08,644 --> 01:00:11,010
Um, remember something for me.
920
01:00:11,012 --> 01:00:12,278
- What?
- High pitched-sounds.
921
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,881
They hate high-pitched sounds,
okay?
922
01:00:14,883 --> 01:00:16,515
[ENGINE STARTS]
923
01:00:16,517 --> 01:00:19,184
[SCREAMING]
924
01:00:19,186 --> 01:00:20,921
Hey! Wait. Get up, get up!
925
01:00:20,923 --> 01:00:24,059
[SCREAMING]
926
01:00:27,095 --> 01:00:29,098
[LAUGHING]
927
01:00:30,865 --> 01:00:34,934
Taste my steel,
you rat bastards.
928
01:00:34,936 --> 01:00:38,571
I have the best blades
in the business.
929
01:00:38,573 --> 01:00:40,142
Hyah!
930
01:00:42,744 --> 01:00:44,410
[GRUNTS]
931
01:00:44,412 --> 01:00:46,012
You want some?
932
01:00:46,014 --> 01:00:47,981
'Huh? Huh?'
933
01:00:47,983 --> 01:00:51,120
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
934
01:00:54,722 --> 01:00:57,659
[SCREAMING]
935
01:01:12,707 --> 01:01:15,244
[ENGINE REVVING]
936
01:01:25,954 --> 01:01:27,356
[ENGINE TURNS OFF]
937
01:01:29,490 --> 01:01:30,657
[SIGHS]
938
01:01:30,659 --> 01:01:32,425
Never there when I need him.
939
01:01:32,427 --> 01:01:34,561
- Who? Shawn?
- Yes.
940
01:01:34,563 --> 01:01:36,729
Shawn has the keys
to every building on campus.
941
01:01:36,731 --> 01:01:40,832
We find Shawn, we get the keys,
we get to the satellite phone.
942
01:01:40,834 --> 01:01:43,972
- But Shawn is not here.
- Nope.
943
01:01:47,776 --> 01:01:50,312
[BAGPIPE MUSIC]
944
01:01:51,012 --> 01:01:52,211
I-I hear him.
945
01:01:52,213 --> 01:01:54,080
I-I-I-I hear him.
946
01:01:54,082 --> 01:01:55,580
- Are you sure?
- Yes. Um..
947
01:01:55,582 --> 01:01:57,416
Everybody out of the car.
Let's..
948
01:01:57,418 --> 01:01:58,386
Okay.
949
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:00,954
Quickly, please.
950
01:02:00,956 --> 01:02:02,488
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
951
01:02:02,490 --> 01:02:05,524
PHILLIP: Hey, Jake, you okay?
Good to walk?
952
01:02:05,526 --> 01:02:08,063
Well, at least
he's playing a lot better.
953
01:02:10,765 --> 01:02:12,267
Hey, Shawn?
954
01:02:13,302 --> 01:02:14,436
Shaw..
955
01:02:16,938 --> 01:02:18,338
Shawn?
956
01:02:18,340 --> 01:02:20,006
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
957
01:02:20,008 --> 01:02:22,575
[GROWLING]
958
01:02:22,577 --> 01:02:24,109
Oh, my God.
959
01:02:24,111 --> 01:02:26,245
Guys, um, Shawn is busy.
960
01:02:26,247 --> 01:02:29,481
Run, run.
Don't look back, just run.
961
01:02:29,483 --> 01:02:31,885
'Keep running! Keep.. Trissy?'
962
01:02:31,887 --> 01:02:34,019
'You're lagging behind,
come on!'
963
01:02:34,021 --> 01:02:37,159
[INTENSE MUSIC]
964
01:02:43,331 --> 01:02:45,564
How did they get here so fast?
965
01:02:45,566 --> 01:02:48,066
I don't know. Just, please,
just give me a second to think.
966
01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:49,436
This is hopeless.
967
01:02:49,438 --> 01:02:52,240
They-they must have spread
all across town by now.
968
01:02:55,343 --> 01:02:57,542
JAKE:
Guys.
969
01:02:57,544 --> 01:03:00,481
I think they keep finding us
because of Bianca.
970
01:03:04,619 --> 01:03:07,055
Jake, did you
just say something?
971
01:03:09,624 --> 01:03:11,791
You know, you got a deep-ass
voice for a nine-year-old.
972
01:03:11,793 --> 01:03:14,660
Wait, wait a second.
You think they're after her?
973
01:03:14,662 --> 01:03:18,129
Yeah.
I think they can smell her.
974
01:03:18,131 --> 01:03:19,765
[PURRING]
975
01:03:19,767 --> 01:03:21,934
Okay. You know what?
We can't stay here.
976
01:03:21,936 --> 01:03:24,736
Let's um.. Mandy and Gregory.
977
01:03:24,738 --> 01:03:28,642
Let's go see if they have keys
to your mom's office.
978
01:03:28,644 --> 01:03:32,546
- Well, what about this gate?
- What gate?
979
01:03:32,548 --> 01:03:34,283
[ENGINE REVVING]
980
01:03:35,784 --> 01:03:38,050
DREA:
'Mandy!'
981
01:03:38,052 --> 01:03:40,787
'Gregory!'
982
01:03:40,789 --> 01:03:43,088
Is anyone there?
Please let us in. Hello?
983
01:03:43,090 --> 01:03:45,091
[BANGING ON DOOR]
984
01:03:45,093 --> 01:03:49,262
Mandy! Oh, Mandy, Mandy, hi. Hi!
985
01:03:49,264 --> 01:03:51,865
It's an emergency.
Please open, please..
986
01:03:51,867 --> 01:03:53,999
- Thank you.
- Okay, go, go!
987
01:03:54,001 --> 01:03:56,669
[PANTING]
988
01:03:56,671 --> 01:04:00,907
Mandy, there are, there are
creatures, monsters outside
989
01:04:00,909 --> 01:04:04,244
from outer space,
and they're trying to kill us.
990
01:04:04,246 --> 01:04:06,879
I'm sorry,
did you just say monsters?
991
01:04:06,881 --> 01:04:08,814
- Yes.
- Drea.
992
01:04:08,816 --> 01:04:12,419
Don't screw up this gig
with some elaborate prank.
993
01:04:12,421 --> 01:04:14,320
These kids should
probably be in bed by now.
994
01:04:14,322 --> 01:04:15,754
No, this is,
this is not a prank.
995
01:04:15,756 --> 01:04:18,057
This-this is serious.
996
01:04:18,059 --> 01:04:22,461
Listen, I know that this isn't
the campus job that you wanted
997
01:04:22,463 --> 01:04:24,129
but I really was doing you
a favor.
998
01:04:24,131 --> 01:04:26,164
[SCOFFS] Okay, well,
you know what, bitch?
999
01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:28,602
Do me a favor and don't do me
anymore favors, okay?
1000
01:04:28,604 --> 01:04:30,736
- We need help!
- Oh, okay.
1001
01:04:30,738 --> 01:04:33,039
Yeah, because you were doing
perfectly fine on your own
1002
01:04:33,041 --> 01:04:35,006
getting into the school?
1003
01:04:35,008 --> 01:04:36,811
You know what, Mandy?
1004
01:04:38,380 --> 01:04:41,113
[CLEARS THROAT]
1005
01:04:41,115 --> 01:04:42,751
[WHISPERS]
Eat shit.
1006
01:04:44,251 --> 01:04:45,385
Yeah, real mature.
1007
01:04:45,387 --> 01:04:46,885
No, you know what's real mature?
1008
01:04:46,887 --> 01:04:48,722
You not answering
your best friend's calls
1009
01:04:48,724 --> 01:04:51,122
once you got accepted
into this fancy-ass college.
1010
01:04:51,124 --> 01:04:52,524
That's what's real mature.
1011
01:04:52,526 --> 01:04:56,028
Okay, I'm sorry, but... yeah.
1012
01:04:56,030 --> 01:04:58,430
No. I'm-I'm not doing this
right now.
1013
01:04:58,432 --> 01:04:59,466
DREA:
Okay.
1014
01:04:59,468 --> 01:05:02,271
But good luck with your aliens.
1015
01:05:04,972 --> 01:05:08,073
So, uh, what is going on
1016
01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:09,843
and why are you back here?
1017
01:05:09,845 --> 01:05:11,010
Okay, so listen.
1018
01:05:11,012 --> 01:05:13,312
We need the keys
to the history department.
1019
01:05:13,314 --> 01:05:14,981
My mom has a satellite phone
in her office
1020
01:05:14,983 --> 01:05:16,316
and we need to call for help.
1021
01:05:16,318 --> 01:05:17,582
Okay, I don't have the keys
1022
01:05:17,584 --> 01:05:18,852
to the history department.
1023
01:05:18,854 --> 01:05:20,285
Just to the great hall
that we're decorating
1024
01:05:20,287 --> 01:05:21,486
for the freshmen.
1025
01:05:21,488 --> 01:05:24,457
Ugh! Okay. New plan.
1026
01:05:24,459 --> 01:05:28,260
We have to, uh, go back
to the security shed
1027
01:05:28,262 --> 01:05:29,394
and-and get Shawn's keys.
1028
01:05:29,396 --> 01:05:32,097
Oh, no, no,
I do not love that plan.
1029
01:05:32,099 --> 01:05:33,966
Okay, hold on just a second.
1030
01:05:33,968 --> 01:05:37,836
If that's all you need to do,
then, I mean, I can do that.
1031
01:05:37,838 --> 01:05:40,106
- Uh, it's kind of complicated.
- No, it's gonna be fine.
1032
01:05:40,108 --> 01:05:41,841
- It's fine.
- No. Uh..
1033
01:05:41,843 --> 01:05:43,575
What are you doing, bro?
1034
01:05:43,577 --> 01:05:47,546
Listen,
I don't believe in monsters.
1035
01:05:47,548 --> 01:05:50,283
[GRUNTS]
But I do believe in one thing.
1036
01:05:50,285 --> 01:05:53,251
- Oh, uh..
- I can run incredibly fast.
1037
01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:54,820
Okay, but you don't understand.
1038
01:05:54,822 --> 01:05:57,856
- Shawn was actually just...
- Shh!
1039
01:05:57,858 --> 01:06:01,227
I took States
in the 800 and 1600 last year.
1040
01:06:01,229 --> 01:06:02,928
I'll go get those keys
1041
01:06:02,930 --> 01:06:06,099
and then I'll be back here
in 2.7 minutes.
1042
01:06:06,101 --> 01:06:07,633
- Don't miss me.
- Wait.
1043
01:06:07,635 --> 01:06:09,401
But-but you-you really need
to be careful
1044
01:06:09,403 --> 01:06:11,704
because I-I was trying
to tell you that..
1045
01:06:11,706 --> 01:06:12,571
[DOOR SHUTS]
1046
01:06:12,573 --> 01:06:14,240
...Shawn was actually killed.
1047
01:06:14,242 --> 01:06:15,908
Dammit! Come on!
1048
01:06:15,910 --> 01:06:18,847
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
1049
01:06:22,718 --> 01:06:23,852
Whoo!
1050
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:25,754
Yeah!
1051
01:06:31,925 --> 01:06:33,559
[RUMBLING]
1052
01:06:33,561 --> 01:06:35,827
What's that sound?
1053
01:06:35,829 --> 01:06:37,298
I don't know.
1054
01:06:38,066 --> 01:06:39,832
[GREGORY SCREAMING]
1055
01:06:39,834 --> 01:06:40,969
Oh!
1056
01:06:44,805 --> 01:06:46,238
Oh..
1057
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:49,378
[PANTING]
1058
01:06:53,814 --> 01:06:56,751
[GROWLING]
1059
01:07:04,992 --> 01:07:06,927
[GREGORY GROANING]
1060
01:07:08,428 --> 01:07:09,794
We gotta get
to your mom's office.
1061
01:07:09,796 --> 01:07:11,463
We gotta get
to your mom's office.
1062
01:07:11,465 --> 01:07:12,731
I'm sorry you had to see that.
1063
01:07:12,733 --> 01:07:14,566
Come on, come on, we gotta get
1064
01:07:14,568 --> 01:07:16,269
to your mom's office.
1065
01:07:16,271 --> 01:07:18,269
[BIANCA WHINING]
1066
01:07:18,271 --> 01:07:21,409
[PANTING]
1067
01:07:23,577 --> 01:07:26,412
We're all gonna die tonight.
1068
01:07:26,414 --> 01:07:27,579
Aren't we?
1069
01:07:27,581 --> 01:07:29,682
No. No one's dying.
1070
01:07:29,684 --> 01:07:33,119
But a huge ball of those things
just devoured Greg.
1071
01:07:33,121 --> 01:07:36,823
- Yeah, well, we're not Greg.
- Yeah, but..
1072
01:07:36,825 --> 01:07:40,459
But nothing.
No one's dying tonight.
1073
01:07:40,461 --> 01:07:43,064
- You know why?
- Why?
1074
01:07:44,965 --> 01:07:47,466
Because..
1075
01:07:47,468 --> 01:07:49,434
...no one's coming to save us
1076
01:07:49,436 --> 01:07:51,504
and we need to stop thinking
that someone will
1077
01:07:51,506 --> 01:07:53,642
because it's not happening.
1078
01:07:57,811 --> 01:07:59,445
You're not making us feel
any better.
1079
01:07:59,447 --> 01:08:01,048
No, you're not.
1080
01:08:02,550 --> 01:08:06,452
My point is,
we don't need saving.
1081
01:08:06,454 --> 01:08:08,454
We don't need some fancy-ass
1082
01:08:08,456 --> 01:08:11,090
Leroy University students
to help us.
1083
01:08:11,092 --> 01:08:15,227
We don't need Uncle Lewis
and we don't need Chef.
1084
01:08:15,229 --> 01:08:16,963
We don't need anyone.
1085
01:08:16,965 --> 01:08:18,633
Just each other.
1086
01:08:19,433 --> 01:08:21,400
Okay?
1087
01:08:21,402 --> 01:08:23,935
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
1088
01:08:23,937 --> 01:08:25,506
C-come on.
1089
01:08:28,509 --> 01:08:31,110
No one else is dying tonight.
1090
01:08:31,112 --> 01:08:33,413
I promise.
1091
01:08:33,415 --> 01:08:34,713
And if anyone's dying,
it's gonna be
1092
01:08:34,715 --> 01:08:37,017
one of those little turds,
you feel me?
1093
01:08:39,687 --> 01:08:42,754
[SIGHS] Now let's find
your mom's office.
1094
01:08:42,756 --> 01:08:45,358
I don't care if we have
to kick down her damn door.
1095
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:48,496
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
1096
01:08:52,834 --> 01:08:53,969
[PANTING]
1097
01:09:20,027 --> 01:09:22,963
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1098
01:09:34,041 --> 01:09:35,507
Guys, i-it's a keypad.
1099
01:09:35,509 --> 01:09:37,409
We can't get through
without a password.
1100
01:09:37,411 --> 01:09:38,577
Okay, well, try something.
1101
01:09:38,579 --> 01:09:41,413
I mean,
how many numbers could it be?
1102
01:09:41,415 --> 01:09:43,716
How many numbers can it be?
1103
01:09:43,718 --> 01:09:46,586
I-it can be so many numbers.
Too many numbers.
1104
01:09:46,588 --> 01:09:48,221
I mean, mathematically,
this is impossible.
1105
01:09:48,223 --> 01:09:50,021
- We can't...
- Okay, just-just hold on.
1106
01:09:50,023 --> 01:09:51,891
It's not impossible,
just think of some numbers
1107
01:09:51,893 --> 01:09:54,129
that would be important
to your mom.
1108
01:09:55,429 --> 01:09:58,629
I mean, I-I can try my birthday.
1109
01:09:58,631 --> 01:10:00,602
Yeah. Try that.
1110
01:10:02,603 --> 01:10:04,739
[BEEPING]
1111
01:10:06,006 --> 01:10:07,608
[DOOR UNLOCKS]
1112
01:10:10,143 --> 01:10:12,146
[CHUCKLES]
It worked.
1113
01:10:14,348 --> 01:10:16,048
[CLEARS THROAT]
1114
01:10:16,050 --> 01:10:18,253
- Let's go through the door.
- Yeah.
1115
01:10:20,487 --> 01:10:21,822
[DOOR SHUTS]
1116
01:10:39,273 --> 01:10:41,641
Um, my mom's office is just
1117
01:10:41,643 --> 01:10:45,043
is just right through
this room, okay?
1118
01:10:45,045 --> 01:10:46,180
Okay.
1119
01:10:53,854 --> 01:10:55,687
We'll make it there.
1120
01:10:55,689 --> 01:10:57,556
DREA:
What is that smell?
1121
01:10:57,558 --> 01:10:59,160
Doesn't smell good.
1122
01:11:02,696 --> 01:11:04,532
Wait a second.
1123
01:11:10,004 --> 01:11:11,203
Wait.
1124
01:11:11,205 --> 01:11:14,141
[SCREAMING]
1125
01:11:17,010 --> 01:11:18,847
Go! Go!
1126
01:11:19,647 --> 01:11:21,346
Wait!
1127
01:11:21,348 --> 01:11:23,047
[BIANCA GROWLING]
1128
01:11:23,049 --> 01:11:25,016
Trissy?
1129
01:11:25,018 --> 01:11:26,084
She's upset.
1130
01:11:26,086 --> 01:11:27,919
[GROWLING]
1131
01:11:27,921 --> 01:11:30,122
I think she has some unfinished
business with the other ones.
1132
01:11:30,124 --> 01:11:32,324
[GROWLING]
1133
01:11:32,326 --> 01:11:34,892
Look, I'm sorry, kiddo,
but we gotta leave her here.
1134
01:11:34,894 --> 01:11:37,096
- But...
- Trissy..
1135
01:11:37,098 --> 01:11:41,199
It's the right thing to do.
Leave her here.
1136
01:11:41,201 --> 01:11:43,703
She can handle herself.
1137
01:11:43,705 --> 01:11:46,305
She already proved she can.
1138
01:11:46,307 --> 01:11:47,642
Come on.
1139
01:11:50,045 --> 01:11:52,778
I'm gonna miss you, Bianca.
1140
01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:55,148
Trissy, we gotta go.
1141
01:11:55,150 --> 01:11:57,483
Okay, I'm coming.
1142
01:11:57,485 --> 01:12:00,319
[GROWLING]
1143
01:12:00,321 --> 01:12:03,258
[INTENSE MUSIC]
1144
01:12:12,099 --> 01:12:14,367
[METAL CLANGING]
1145
01:12:14,369 --> 01:12:15,704
Hello?
1146
01:12:16,804 --> 01:12:19,341
[GROWLING]
1147
01:12:20,140 --> 01:12:21,440
What the?
1148
01:12:21,442 --> 01:12:24,379
[SNARLING]
1149
01:12:29,349 --> 01:12:31,018
M-Mandy!
1150
01:12:33,687 --> 01:12:35,154
[GROWLING]
1151
01:12:35,156 --> 01:12:37,025
I'm so sorry.
1152
01:12:39,692 --> 01:12:41,396
Mm. Okay.
1153
01:12:42,662 --> 01:12:44,799
DREA:
Did I leave the car on?
1154
01:12:46,433 --> 01:12:48,566
[GROWLING]
1155
01:12:48,568 --> 01:12:50,302
No! No!
1156
01:12:50,304 --> 01:12:53,172
[GROWLING]
1157
01:12:53,174 --> 01:12:55,076
[LAUGHING]
1158
01:12:56,643 --> 01:12:58,780
[CRITTER LAUGHING]
1159
01:13:05,452 --> 01:13:08,156
[ALL PANTING]
1160
01:13:09,390 --> 01:13:11,757
Hey, guys,
I-I don't see 'em anymore.
1161
01:13:11,759 --> 01:13:13,428
Just keep running.
1162
01:13:16,330 --> 01:13:18,396
Whoa! Shh...
1163
01:13:18,398 --> 01:13:21,132
- Hey.
- Hi.
1164
01:13:21,134 --> 01:13:23,534
I-I'm sorry
I didn't believe you.
1165
01:13:23,536 --> 01:13:25,369
Yeah, you should've.
1166
01:13:25,371 --> 01:13:27,239
Have you seen Gregory?
1167
01:13:27,241 --> 01:13:28,443
Uh..
1168
01:13:29,643 --> 01:13:32,278
Can we talk about that later?
1169
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:33,878
Okay.
1170
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:35,580
- Drea?
- What?
1171
01:13:35,582 --> 01:13:37,283
- Oh, my God.
- He's back.
1172
01:13:37,285 --> 01:13:39,187
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1173
01:13:40,219 --> 01:13:42,687
Why is he just staring at us
like that?
1174
01:13:42,689 --> 01:13:44,090
Who cares? Get in!
1175
01:13:44,092 --> 01:13:46,057
Right.
Come on, come on, come on.
1176
01:13:46,059 --> 01:13:47,892
Come on, right here.
1177
01:13:47,894 --> 01:13:49,227
- Okay.
- Okay?
1178
01:13:49,229 --> 01:13:50,831
[GROWLING]
1179
01:13:52,066 --> 01:13:53,966
MANDY:
'My car is in the parking lot.'
1180
01:13:53,968 --> 01:13:55,199
We just gotta get there
1181
01:13:55,201 --> 01:13:57,502
and get out
of this shitty campus.
1182
01:13:57,504 --> 01:13:58,971
Shitty campus?
1183
01:13:58,973 --> 01:14:01,440
Yeah. Sucks here.
1184
01:14:01,442 --> 01:14:04,510
Hold up! Why are we running
from these fur balls?
1185
01:14:04,512 --> 01:14:06,110
'Cause we don't wanna die?
1186
01:14:06,112 --> 01:14:08,314
You don't have anything in your
bag like a, like a sharp weapon
1187
01:14:08,316 --> 01:14:10,449
or a knife or, I don't,
I don't know, like a...
1188
01:14:10,451 --> 01:14:14,252
No. I mean, next
to the nunchucks and axe, maybe.
1189
01:14:14,254 --> 01:14:15,289
Wait.
1190
01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:19,591
What's in that shed?
1191
01:14:19,593 --> 01:14:21,162
Yes.
1192
01:14:22,362 --> 01:14:23,294
Okay.
1193
01:14:23,296 --> 01:14:25,864
Okay, everybody out,
go, go, go! Go!
1194
01:14:25,866 --> 01:14:29,003
[INTENSE MUSIC]
1195
01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:36,477
[GROWLING]
1196
01:14:39,813 --> 01:14:41,646
You guys got all the good stuff.
1197
01:14:41,648 --> 01:14:44,016
I don't know.
1198
01:14:44,018 --> 01:14:46,254
Here, you can have
this leaf blower.
1199
01:14:47,354 --> 01:14:48,620
What am I supposed to do
with that?
1200
01:14:48,622 --> 01:14:49,788
Blow them away, like, literally?
1201
01:14:49,790 --> 01:14:51,623
- I don't know.
- Okay, listen.
1202
01:14:51,625 --> 01:14:55,593
All we got is a stupid air horn
and a paintbrush?
1203
01:14:55,595 --> 01:14:57,529
- Wait. Drea.
- What?
1204
01:14:57,531 --> 01:14:59,367
High-pitched sounds.
1205
01:15:00,434 --> 01:15:02,234
Remember?
1206
01:15:02,236 --> 01:15:05,203
Right. Uncle Lewis said
high-pitched sounds.
1207
01:15:05,205 --> 01:15:06,971
They, they hate
high-pitched sounds.
1208
01:15:06,973 --> 01:15:08,940
Okay. Alright, guys.
1209
01:15:08,942 --> 01:15:11,642
I'm, I'm gonna see
if Uncle Lewis was right.
1210
01:15:11,644 --> 01:15:13,080
Uh, just..
1211
01:15:13,848 --> 01:15:15,216
Be careful.
1212
01:15:18,451 --> 01:15:20,519
[GAS HISSING]
1213
01:15:20,521 --> 01:15:22,988
- 'Why isn't it working?'
- I don't know!
1214
01:15:22,990 --> 01:15:24,323
- 'Is it empty?'
- I don't know.
1215
01:15:24,325 --> 01:15:27,426
DREA:
It doesn't sound empty.
1216
01:15:27,428 --> 01:15:29,561
PHILLIP: 'It doesn't sound like
anything, actually.'
1217
01:15:29,563 --> 01:15:31,564
Come on, please, please, please.
1218
01:15:31,566 --> 01:15:32,763
[AIR HORN BLARING]
1219
01:15:32,765 --> 01:15:35,766
[GROANING]
1220
01:15:35,768 --> 01:15:36,868
Ha!
1221
01:15:36,870 --> 01:15:39,739
[GROANING]
1222
01:15:39,741 --> 01:15:42,408
Take that, you little dickhead!
1223
01:15:42,410 --> 01:15:43,874
[SPLATTERING]
1224
01:15:43,876 --> 01:15:45,843
[CHUCKLES]
1225
01:15:45,845 --> 01:15:47,982
[SPLATTERING]
1226
01:15:49,983 --> 01:15:52,251
Okay, okay.
1227
01:15:52,253 --> 01:15:53,886
Now, where's that
other little shit?
1228
01:15:53,888 --> 01:15:57,025
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
1229
01:15:59,693 --> 01:16:00,726
[AIR HORN BLARING]
1230
01:16:00,728 --> 01:16:02,761
[GROANING]
1231
01:16:02,763 --> 01:16:04,930
This is for my Uncle Lewis
1232
01:16:04,932 --> 01:16:07,332
the only family I had,
you asshole!
1233
01:16:07,334 --> 01:16:10,271
[GROANING]
1234
01:16:14,909 --> 01:16:16,277
[AIR HORN STOPS]
1235
01:16:19,179 --> 01:16:20,044
Oh, no.
1236
01:16:20,046 --> 01:16:22,983
[LAUGHING]
1237
01:16:23,884 --> 01:16:24,983
Oh..
1238
01:16:24,985 --> 01:16:27,752
[GROWLING]
1239
01:16:27,754 --> 01:16:29,590
Oh, shit.
1240
01:16:31,092 --> 01:16:32,858
[WHIMPERING]
1241
01:16:32,860 --> 01:16:35,429
[LAUGHING]
1242
01:16:37,798 --> 01:16:41,534
Let's not wait for someone
to come and save us, right?
1243
01:16:41,536 --> 01:16:44,472
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1244
01:16:50,545 --> 01:16:53,481
[BANGING ON DOOR]
1245
01:16:55,316 --> 01:16:57,986
[GROWLING]
1246
01:16:59,053 --> 01:17:01,589
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
1247
01:17:02,522 --> 01:17:04,224
[GROWLING]
1248
01:17:16,603 --> 01:17:19,540
[GROWLING]
1249
01:17:21,541 --> 01:17:22,677
[GROWLING]
1250
01:17:24,812 --> 01:17:27,682
[GRUNTING]
1251
01:17:28,549 --> 01:17:30,919
[GROWLING]
1252
01:17:33,521 --> 01:17:35,490
[SCREAMING]
1253
01:17:41,763 --> 01:17:43,729
[SCREAMING]
1254
01:17:43,731 --> 01:17:45,700
[GRUNTING]
1255
01:17:46,967 --> 01:17:49,570
[GROWLING]
1256
01:17:52,973 --> 01:17:54,508
[SCREAMING]
1257
01:18:06,053 --> 01:18:08,156
[GRUNTING]
1258
01:18:14,027 --> 01:18:16,997
[SCREAMING]
1259
01:18:18,866 --> 01:18:20,401
[GROWLING]
1260
01:18:29,076 --> 01:18:30,208
Nice.
1261
01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:31,944
We got this.
1262
01:18:31,946 --> 01:18:34,413
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
1263
01:18:34,415 --> 01:18:36,351
[GROWLING]
1264
01:18:37,851 --> 01:18:39,618
[GRUNTING]
1265
01:18:39,620 --> 01:18:42,557
[GROWLING]
1266
01:18:46,626 --> 01:18:47,659
Are you..
1267
01:18:47,661 --> 01:18:51,529
I'm... fine?
1268
01:18:51,531 --> 01:18:54,468
[GROWLING]
1269
01:18:58,638 --> 01:19:00,271
[GROANING]
1270
01:19:00,273 --> 01:19:02,140
DREA:
'I got it, just stay back.'
1271
01:19:02,142 --> 01:19:04,976
[GROWLING]
1272
01:19:04,978 --> 01:19:07,613
Ah! Ah!
1273
01:19:07,615 --> 01:19:09,684
[GRUNTING]
1274
01:19:15,522 --> 01:19:18,459
[GROANING]
1275
01:19:25,232 --> 01:19:26,931
[GROANING]
1276
01:19:26,933 --> 01:19:30,070
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
1277
01:19:38,644 --> 01:19:40,779
[PANTING]
1278
01:19:40,781 --> 01:19:43,384
Best blades in the business,
bitch.
1279
01:19:48,988 --> 01:19:51,590
Wow! Oh!
1280
01:19:51,592 --> 01:19:53,458
- You good, bro?
- Yeah, I'm good.
1281
01:19:53,460 --> 01:19:56,428
Trissy, I saw you
kickin' butt and taking names.
1282
01:19:56,430 --> 01:19:59,634
Jake, he was kickin' em
like soccer.
1283
01:20:00,733 --> 01:20:02,601
Mandy, it was alright.
1284
01:20:02,603 --> 01:20:06,070
You did that, Philly
cheesesteak, alright? Whoo!
1285
01:20:06,072 --> 01:20:07,705
[CHUCKLES]
1286
01:20:07,707 --> 01:20:09,608
Drea, behind you!
1287
01:20:09,610 --> 01:20:11,709
[GROWLING]
1288
01:20:11,711 --> 01:20:14,346
[INTENSE MUSIC]
1289
01:20:14,348 --> 01:20:16,849
[SPLATTERING]
1290
01:20:16,851 --> 01:20:18,085
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
1291
01:20:21,220 --> 01:20:23,156
Who the hell is that?
1292
01:20:24,758 --> 01:20:27,428
I don't know,
but that's a really big gun.
1293
01:20:29,563 --> 01:20:31,128
Everybody get your weapons.
1294
01:20:31,130 --> 01:20:33,030
- Okay.
- Uh..
1295
01:20:33,032 --> 01:20:35,766
[PANTING]
1296
01:20:35,768 --> 01:20:38,606
Five against one?
We can fight that bitch.
1297
01:20:40,741 --> 01:20:42,740
Hey, guys, I'm Aunt Dee.
1298
01:20:42,742 --> 01:20:44,943
- Whose aunt are you, exactly?
- Uh..
1299
01:20:44,945 --> 01:20:46,043
[GROWLING]
1300
01:20:46,045 --> 01:20:48,249
[SPLATTERING]
1301
01:20:50,549 --> 01:20:53,351
I'm a bounty hunter,
I'm looking for the queen
1302
01:20:53,353 --> 01:20:56,157
and I'm pretty sure
she's inside.
1303
01:20:57,057 --> 01:20:58,693
Protect yourselves.
1304
01:21:04,464 --> 01:21:06,265
What just happened?
1305
01:21:06,267 --> 01:21:09,403
[INTENSE MUSIC]
1306
01:21:27,054 --> 01:21:29,820
[BEEPING]
1307
01:21:29,822 --> 01:21:31,159
[SIGHS]
1308
01:21:56,015 --> 01:21:58,952
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1309
01:22:05,092 --> 01:22:07,228
[BEEPING]
1310
01:22:10,030 --> 01:22:12,967
[BEEPING]
1311
01:22:16,902 --> 01:22:19,803
[PURRING]
1312
01:22:19,805 --> 01:22:21,773
Ah.
1313
01:22:21,775 --> 01:22:23,274
There you are.
1314
01:22:23,276 --> 01:22:26,414
[PURRING]
1315
01:22:28,281 --> 01:22:29,748
[GROWLING]
1316
01:22:29,750 --> 01:22:31,252
[GROANING]
1317
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:34,488
[GROANING]
1318
01:22:38,125 --> 01:22:40,225
[SIGHS]
1319
01:22:40,227 --> 01:22:42,260
You saved me.
1320
01:22:42,262 --> 01:22:44,564
[PURRING]
1321
01:22:46,567 --> 01:22:49,367
You travelled all this way
to keep the male crites
1322
01:22:49,369 --> 01:22:51,906
from taking over the Earth,
didn't you?
1323
01:22:55,842 --> 01:22:56,811
[SIGHS]
1324
01:22:58,144 --> 01:22:59,914
A peaceful leader.
1325
01:23:02,249 --> 01:23:03,584
Cover me.
1326
01:23:12,125 --> 01:23:13,958
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
1327
01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:15,694
Hey, when the phone lines
are back
1328
01:23:15,696 --> 01:23:17,796
I'm gonna give
Professor Lacy a call.
1329
01:23:17,798 --> 01:23:19,396
You should be
her teacher's assistant
1330
01:23:19,398 --> 01:23:21,800
not this babysitting crap.
1331
01:23:21,802 --> 01:23:24,569
No offence.
1332
01:23:24,571 --> 01:23:28,440
If you become
a teacher's assistant for a year
1333
01:23:28,442 --> 01:23:30,742
make a lot of friends in admin
1334
01:23:30,744 --> 01:23:32,810
I think you'd have a real shot.
1335
01:23:32,812 --> 01:23:34,447
A year, huh?
1336
01:23:38,018 --> 01:23:39,551
You know, on second thought
1337
01:23:39,553 --> 01:23:42,555
I never really saw myself
as, like, a teacher's assistant.
1338
01:23:44,089 --> 01:23:46,492
Wait, are you serious?
1339
01:23:46,494 --> 01:23:48,062
Hell, yeah.
1340
01:23:49,095 --> 01:23:52,163
Um, does your neck hurt?
1341
01:23:52,165 --> 01:23:53,900
Oh. Uh, no.
1342
01:23:55,902 --> 01:23:57,802
How about now?
1343
01:23:57,804 --> 01:23:58,939
Ow.
1344
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,006
Yeah. Now, now it hurts.
1345
01:24:02,008 --> 01:24:03,373
[CHUCKLES]
1346
01:24:03,375 --> 01:24:06,276
[LAUGHING]
1347
01:24:06,278 --> 01:24:08,316
You guys are gross.
1348
01:24:09,348 --> 01:24:10,547
Alright, kids.
1349
01:24:10,549 --> 01:24:12,751
Let's get on the road.
1350
01:24:12,753 --> 01:24:15,555
State police is a long drive.
1351
01:24:16,522 --> 01:24:19,659
[RUMBLING]
1352
01:24:23,129 --> 01:24:25,532
- What the hell is that?
- Hey!
1353
01:24:26,265 --> 01:24:27,966
Look alive, guys.
1354
01:24:27,968 --> 01:24:29,234
You know how to use that?
1355
01:24:29,236 --> 01:24:31,572
- Not a damn clue.
- Follow me.
1356
01:24:32,973 --> 01:24:34,471
Drea, are you crazy?
1357
01:24:34,473 --> 01:24:36,108
DREA:
'Watch the kids!'
1358
01:24:36,110 --> 01:24:38,646
[INTENSE MUSIC]
1359
01:24:39,245 --> 01:24:42,146
[RUMBLING]
1360
01:24:42,148 --> 01:24:45,085
[GROWLING]
1361
01:24:48,388 --> 01:24:50,154
Okay, here we go.
1362
01:24:50,156 --> 01:24:52,125
[GROWLING]
1363
01:24:54,260 --> 01:24:56,261
Turn that switch on the side.
1364
01:24:56,263 --> 01:24:57,796
Okay.
1365
01:24:57,798 --> 01:24:59,131
[GROWLING]
1366
01:24:59,133 --> 01:25:00,664
Stay calm.
1367
01:25:00,666 --> 01:25:02,100
Phillip, help me aim.
1368
01:25:02,102 --> 01:25:04,403
[GROWLING]
1369
01:25:04,405 --> 01:25:05,939
On my count.
1370
01:25:07,206 --> 01:25:08,541
One.
1371
01:25:09,744 --> 01:25:10,878
'Two.'
1372
01:25:12,379 --> 01:25:13,714
Three.
1373
01:25:14,848 --> 01:25:15,879
Kill crites!
1374
01:25:15,881 --> 01:25:17,949
[FIRING]
1375
01:25:17,951 --> 01:25:20,918
[SPLATTERING]
1376
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:23,687
[PANTING]
1377
01:25:23,689 --> 01:25:25,925
Told you aliens were real.
1378
01:25:30,997 --> 01:25:33,933
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
1380
01:26:04,031 --> 01:26:06,967
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1381
01:26:16,043 --> 01:26:18,978
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
1382
01:26:49,076 --> 01:26:52,012
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1383
01:27:17,103 --> 01:27:20,039
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1384
01:27:41,695 --> 01:27:44,831
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
1385
01:28:14,728 --> 01:28:17,865
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
1386
01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:50,897
[MUSIC CONTINUES]90260
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