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Avi! What are you doing here?

What happened?!

Avi, wait! Your dad's asleep.

Avi!

Get up!

I'm not a eunuch!

I'm a homosexual!

You do know the difference, right? You are a professor!

It's neither wrong to be a eunuch, nor to be homosexual!

The only thing wrong is a person such as you!

Do you hear me! Someone like you!

Get up!

''It's a strange tale..''

''Where does it begin, Where does it end?''

''Where do these destinations lie?''

''Neither could he understand, nor could I.''

''It's a strange tale..''

''Where does it begin, Where does it end?''

''Where do these destinations lie?''

''Neither could he understand, nor could I.''

''My best wishes are with you.''

''For you are now an apple of someone's eye.''

''My best wishes are with you.''

''For you are now an apple of someone's eye.''

''You have come so close to someone...''

''That you've distanced yourself from everyone else.''

''It's a strange tale..''

See you later?

''Where does it begin, Where does it end?''

''Where do these destinations lie?''

''Neither could he understand, nor could I.''

''It's a strange tale..''

Good morning, ma'am. - Morning.

Good morning, ma'am.

I needed to discuss some papers with you.

Just give me 2 minutes.

Hi.

A wedding necklace around the neck and a hint of lust in the eyes.

Excuse me?

Who are you?

A new intern.

Temporary. For 3 months.

But I'll get a permanent job if you recommend me.

Let's see if you last that long.

Trust me, I last very long.

By the way, aren't you an associate editor?

Don't you have a cabin or something here?

I feel suffocated behind closed doors.

Do you have a problem with that? - Not at all.

And the view from here is great as well.

Quite hot, huh?

I, too, like Gold-Gym trained types.

Rough, tough, puff.

Enough.

I'm gay, by the way.

What is this, madam?! Such a flat reaction?

I deserve an over reaction over this statement.

Why? You are just a gay, not a terrorist.

You should tell that to my dad.

He would've spared me if I was Kasab.

He wants to hang me because I am gay.

I don't blame him. I, too, want to do the same.

Well... Sorry. I want to impress you.

That's Why I am going a Little overboard.

I don't get impressed so quickly.

No stress. I've got 3 months.

What's your name?

Avinash.

Avinash What?

What's lies in this ''What'', ma'am?

It's this ''What'' that has screwed me up.

Just plain and simple Avinash.

Right.

Can we work now?. - Yeah, sure.

Hurry up, guys. We've to meet the deadline.

Amrita, c'mon. Hurry up. We have to lock in 5.

Gayatri. - Yes? -What is this?

Stars first spread the rumours then deny it.

We, too, publish a lie and then we write...

''Remained unavailable for comment.''

It takes two to tango.

Now let me work. - Okay.

Amrita...

Sauce?

You want some... bread sticks?

No.

You know...

I always wanted to know...

How do you come to know if someone is gay?

Simple

Go and ask, ''Are you a Shridevi fan or a Madhuri fan?''

If he's a Shridevi fan then he is definitely gay.

She's high cam, dude.

All gay men love her.

Wow. What analysis!

There's always an answer for everything in Bollywood.

If the canvas looks lovely, I'm going for it.

Avi...

Have you met Rahul?

He's from our marketing team.

Hi. - Hey, dude.

By the way, big Shridevi fan.

I love the ''Wild Winds'' song.

Excuse me.

Shridevi, huh?

Love her.

Coffee?

Black with two sugars.

Huh?

Okay, no sugar.

Go! Please!

Okay.

Hey. - I think we'll do this.

Hmm? - Hello.

Present? Fifty shades of Grey.

I've been avoiding it.

It's just cheap porn literature.

Means you'll read it for sure.

Of course.

Why are you in such a hurry?

I'm going to catch a movie. MAMI festival.

I'm giving myself a treat. It's my birthday.

It's your birthday! Why didn't you tell me?!

What's there to tell? It's like any other day.

Who are you going with?

Me and my loneliness.

I've bought a ticket for it as well.

Nonsense. You're coming over to my place for dinner.

No, Gayatri. Why be formal? It's not a big deal.

It's a very big deal.

You're coming to my house, tonight.

No excuses. This is final.

Gayatri, listen to me. - Otherwise, I'll reject it.

You'll be ready by 9?

Yup.

Move. -Wow.

Smells good.

Thank God, I made a little extra. For your surprise guest.

By the way What's her name?

His name is Avinash.

You invited a guy for dinner?

Why? Jealous?

You have this emotion in you as well?

I thought you buried it in your childhood.

Seriously. Who is he?

He's works with me in my office.

He's mad. He's gay.

He's gay?

Okay. So this is the overreaction he was talking about.

Who?

Thank you.

So you work for CN TV?.

Who do you do?

He works as a... - I'm a political analyst and a newsreader.

Newsreader! I always wanted to meet one.

Why?

To ask What's the challenge in telling about someone's death?

And it must be very challenging to write about...

...the meaningless life of Bollywood stars, right?

By the way, you are talking about my profession.

I'm offended.

We've already talked about it, Gayatri.

Two years ago. - Oh wow.

I think you guys are going to fight.

That's good.

It's said that the make-up sex is the best.

Make-up sex!

Today is his birthday! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday.

Thank you. But Why aren't you looking at me?

I am. - You still aren't.

I'm gay, but I don't bite.

Unless, someone wants me to.

Over familiarity.

It's not just his but the problem of his generation.

Over familiarity.

I don't belong to my generation.

What do you mean?

I like everything big.

Big people. Big talks.

Old memories. Old songs.

Old songs?

Dev loves old Hindi film music.

Me too.

What music, man!

''Come to me.''

My all time favorite.

''Come to me.'' Madan Mohan, 1964.

Yeah, Madan Mohan, man. What great music he used to create.

He was the most underrated composer.

The more you praise him the less it is.

True.

Dev, Why don't you take him to your special room?

Why just special, I'm ready to go into any room.

Just shut up! He's my husband. - True.

''Come to me.''

''For we might never get such a night again.'' - Oh, my God.

Wow. What a room, Boss!

It's even better than sex!

You've got used to crossing the limits.

It's now my profession.

You spend a lot of time in this room.

Right?

Yes. Me and my loneliness.

To listen to music in solitude?

What's the story behind it?

Music changes the way you think.

And sometimes doesn't even give you time to think.

May I? Jagjit Singh.

''Come closer...''

''For I might not come to you again.''

You are smiling a lot.

What's the sorrow that you're hiding?

''Embrace me...''

By the way, this was a question.

''For there might never be such affection in the eyes again.''

Gayatri. - Yes?

I wanted to talk to you in private.

Just keep trying. I'll be back in 5. Hmm?

Yeah, tell me.

How often do you have sex with your husband?

What? Are you mad?

I'm not going to discuss my sex life with you in front of everyone.

Tell me. It's very important for me.

Tell me, please.

What pleasure will you gain from it?

Self-pleasure?

Oh, God. - Now don't be a prude.

You come here everyday dressed to kill.

Now why you are acting like a virgin.

And yes, if you don't give me the numbers, I'll ask for details.

Once or twice. - In a week? Not bad!

In a month.

Sometimes, even longer. - That's all?

Look, sex is over..

Sex is overrated, okay?

Many years after marriage, it happens only sometimes.

And love?

Dev.

Yes, Dev?

Yeah, I'm going to be late from work.

Yeah, I'm going to mom's house.

Yeah, I'll see you.

Okay.

Love you. Bye.

I'll have to see you later. - Yeah.

Hi.

Hi.

Gayatri isn't at home. - I know.

I came here to give you this CD.

Rafi's rare recordings.

You'll like them.

Thank you.

Cool.

You want to come in or... - Oh no.

You want to come out?

What?

You want to come out?

Where?

Just come with me. Trust me, you'll not regret it.

Come.

But Where?

Where are you taking us?

Just come with me. Hurry up. - No, let's go back.

Come. Come. Come.

Come. Hurry up.

Hurry up now.

Just come.

Hey, Where's Savitri?

I don't know. Try there.

Savitri!

Savitri... Here you are.

Look, I've brought a big shot with me.

Will you sing for us?

Get lost! I won't.

Please. - She doesn't want to sing. Let's go.

Dev, please. One second.

Please. - I'll charge.

Yes, of course. He has a lot of money. He'll pay.

Start on the count of four.

One...

Two...

Three...

Four.

''Come to me.''

''For we might never get such a night again.''

''For we might never meet again.''

''Come to me.''

''For we might never get such a night again.''

''For we might never meet again.''

''Come to me.''

''To me.''

Pay up.

Don't encourage this.

What will you do with the money?

I'll feed my siblings.

Are you lying?

No, sir. I don't lie. It's bad to lie.

''We are fortunate to get this moment.''

''Look at me all you want by getting close to me.''

''For you might never have this pleasure again.''

''For we might never meet again.''

''Come to me.''

''To me.''

I don't know what happened to Dev last night.

He was in such a great mood.

He was very happy.

He didn't tell you Why?

No.

And, then we...

We...?

You guys had sex last night?

Yeah. And it was great!

What happened?

Nothing. Just not feeling well.

I'll see you later.

Are you okay? - Yeah.

So, we are going to telecast... - Someone is here to meet you.

There's someone waiting.

Later.

I'll get back to you later.

Okay.

Sorry.

Hi.

All okay? - Yeah.

What are you doing here?

Nothing. Was just in the area. So I thought...

Your office is an hour away.

What do you mean, ''In the area?''

Yeah, you got me.

I'm here to meet you.

Why?

Just. I felt like it.

I'm recording. - Yeah, but it's lunch time.

Subway's right around the corner.

Quick bite, maybe?

No! I'm working!

Recording can take place after half an hour.

Are you crazy?! I'm working! You'll have to go!

Place the mike.

Can't you give me half an hour?

Just leave!

Okay.

I'll say bye and leave. - Bye.

Place the mike.

You want to hit me? -Just leave!

Hit me, I find it sexy.

Just leave.

Come on, Dev.

Just leave me! - You...

Someone stop them! Security!

Sir! Sir! Sir! - Call the security!

Sir! Please control, sir! Sir!

Security is coming.

Sir! Let it be, sir!

Throw him out!

This man should never enter this building again!

Please calm down sir!

Sir. Please, sir! Please, sir! Relax.

'You are a eunuch! A bloody eunuch!'

'I wonder if you are my child!'

'Look at me! I'm a man! A man!'

'I'm a man! I can never give birth to a eunuch like you!'

'Listen, if you want to do such a dirty deed then get out!'

'Get out of my house! Get out! Get out!!'

'Don't show me your face again! Out!'

I'm sorry.

Just go.

I'm really sorry.

I got your address you're your office.

I just wanted to come and apologise.

Just... Just go! Just go!

Hey, you are hurt, man.

Can you just go? Please! Just go!

I'll apply something on it. Please. Do you have something?

Can you just go? - Can I help you...

I'm sorry.

Are you okay?

No.

I'm... I'm sad.

Get the hell out of here, you bloody lunatic!!

Get the hell out of here!!!

We have to take this up with the management.

This is serious.

They are just not listening... - Gayatri...

Hi.

What happened to your face? Are you okay?

I'm just coming, okay? Just give me a minute.

Oh, God.

So I... - Your husband kissed me last night.

You are mad! Just give me a minute. I'm coming.

Yeah.

So, What was I saying?

Yes. So, Who is going to meet the management?

Gayatri...

Gayatri!

Gayatri, listen to me!

I heard you.

Hey.

How was your day?

I always thought...

That I am doing something wrong.

That something is wrong with me.

And hence we...

But...

The problem is you.

All these years...

All I did was... live a lie.

I just hate lies.

I feel happy now.

I feel free.

''My best wishes are with you.''

It's over.

''For you are now an apple of someone's eye.''

''For you are now an apple of someone's eye.''

''For you are now an apple of someone's eye.''

''You have come so close to someone...''

''That you've distanced yourself from everyone else.''

''It's a strange tale..''

''Where does it begin, Where does it end?''

''Where do these destinations lie?''

''Neither could he understand, nor could I.''

''It's a strange tale..''

Pay up, sir.

I don't have any money.

You are lying.

It's bad to lie, right?

''It's a strange tale..''