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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:12,640 There are gajillions of stories... 2 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,760 of mischief and fun, 3 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:16,640 but to keep things simple, 4 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,240 let's start with just one... 5 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,760 about a mom and two kids... 6 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:24,000 and a house and a hat... 7 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,920 that, oddly enough, 8 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,160 was worn by a cat. 9 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:32,120 But soon enough we will get to all that. 10 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,960 In the valley that stretches from this hill to that hill, 11 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,000 a city is nestled... 12 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,040 that city is Anville. 13 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:43,200 - Hurry up! We'll miss the movie! - Any more tutti-frutti? 14 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,280 I'll check. Thanks! 15 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:48,400 It's a town that's not huge, but quite big enough... 16 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,560 for buyers and sellers to sell and buy stuff, 17 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:54,240 from shoes and shirts... 18 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:56,440 and elongated ladders... 19 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:00,600 to sailboats and gibble-grated berry-juice bladders. 20 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:07,280 So our story begins at the corner of Main and Montroob... 21 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:09,720 in the spotless real estate office... 22 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:13,240 run by Hank Humberfloob. 23 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,880 Humberfloob Real Estate. How can we make your dreams come true? 24 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,640 What do you mean, you're leaving? 25 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:28,000 You're a babysitter. Babysitters don't leave. They sit. 26 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,880 Baby-leavers leave. I'm sorry. I really gotta go, Miss Walden. 27 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,760 Well, I need to come home right away. 28 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,360 All right. Thank you, Amy. Sorry. 29 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,640 Attention, everyone! It's 9:02. 30 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,800 Staff meeting! Staff meeting! 31 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,760 Look alive, everyone! 32 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,800 First I'd like to welcome aboard... 33 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 our newest member of the Humberfloob family, 34 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,160 Jim McFlinnagan! 35 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,000 - Mr. Humberfloob, I wanted to thank you... 36 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:59,000 Fired. I beg your pardon? 37 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,440 Fired. B-But l... 38 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:05,520 Fired! 39 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,160 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10! 40 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:17,400 As you know, tonight is our bimonthly �meet and greet" party. 41 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:20,880 Tonight's host is... Joan Walden. 42 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,840 This is where people can meet our real estate agents... 43 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:28,680 in an informal, yet hygienic setting. 44 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,600 Mr. Humberfloob, I have to get home to my kids. 45 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,880 Ah, yes. 46 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,560 Your children. 47 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:42,680 Joan, let me make this perfectly clear. 48 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:47,240 If your house is as messy as last time, 49 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,200 you're fired! 50 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:55,680 That's pretty clear, Mr. Humberfloob. 51 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:57,600 Don't worry. I promise. 52 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:00,000 My kids'll be on their best behavior. 53 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,680 Great. 54 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,400 Humberfloob Real Estate. 55 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,280 How can we make your dreams come true? Please hold. 56 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:13,240 If you leave Humberfloob's and turn left onto Main, 57 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:17,640 three miles down you'll find Lipplapper Lane, 58 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:21,040 a pleasant-enough street in a pleasant-enough way... 59 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:25,280 where a neighbor greeted neighbor with a neighborly "Hey!" 60 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,840 Hey! Hey! 61 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:31,040 Here the hedges were hedged, the weeds were all weeded, 62 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,440 and lawns were mowed daily, 63 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,320 twice daily if needed. 64 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,560 And at the end of this street, 65 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,760 in a house like any other, 66 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,840 something magical would happen... 67 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,920 to a sister and her brother. 68 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,480 Shh! Nevins! Stealth mode. 69 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,400 Today's to-do list. 70 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,760 Number one: Make to-do list. 71 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,040 Number two: Practice coloring. 72 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,840 Number three: Research graduate schools. 73 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,520 Number four: Be spontaneous. 74 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,960 Number five: Create lasting childhood memories. 75 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:16,120 And number six: Amend will. 76 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,600 What is he doing? 77 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,680 Number 10: Make tomorrow's to-do list. 78 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,400 Ladies and gentlemen! 79 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,200 Nevins, your attention, please. 80 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,160 You are about to witness the third most spectacular stunt... 81 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:52,560 ever performed under this roof! 82 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:56,120 Do you know how hard it's getting to tell people that we're related? 83 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,560 Relax. I'll put everything back. 84 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:11,760 And now, for the indoor stair luge! 85 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,680 Indoor stair luge? 86 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,920 I'll have to add this one to my list. 87 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,560 Go have no fun somewhere else. 88 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,040 It... is... showtime! 89 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,800 Whoa! 90 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:31,880 - Aah! - Yeah! 91 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:36,000 - Oh, my word! 92 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,920 Nevins! 93 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:41,240 Nevins, come back! 94 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,440 Hey, Mom. What's up? 95 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,720 You are so lucky you didn't ruin this dress. 96 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:53,200 Mom, I know you're angry, 97 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,120 but there's something you need to know. 98 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,720 This was all Sally's fault. Oh, really? 99 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,120 And how, exactly, was it Sally's fault? 100 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,160 Give me a minute. I'm workin' on it. 101 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,480 Save it, Conrad. 102 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,560 Why today? Why did you have to pick today to destroy the house? 103 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,480 You know what's happening today. 104 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,400 I tried to tell him, Mom. 105 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,800 "Mom's throwing a very important party," I said. 106 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,720 "All other important clients will be here." 107 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:19,360 But he went right ahead and wrecked the house and let Nevins get away. 108 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,960 Now, again, I hope you're going to ground him. 109 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,640 Yes, Sally, for a week, but that's none of your business. 110 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,560 A week? Come on. Two days. 111 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,000 I asked you to do one thing today, Conrad... 112 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,920 keep the house clean. 113 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:35,720 Do you know how frustrating it is that you're always doing the exact opposite of what I say? 114 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:37,840 Knock, knock, knock. 115 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,000 Someone lose a dog? 116 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,920 I found him next door... 117 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,800 in my yard... again. 118 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,240 You are a saint. 119 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,000 And here I thought you were only dating me for my good looks. 120 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:51,440 Lucky us. Larry Quinn is here. 121 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:54,480 Hey-a, sport. Call me Lawrence. Okay? 122 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,440 You rescued Nevins! Thanks, Lawrence! 123 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:00,240 It was my pleasure, Sally. Anything for my little princess. 124 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:01,880 Oh, I don't wanna be a princess. 125 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,520 In a constitutional monarchy parliament has all the real power. 126 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,720 I see. Okay, that's great. 127 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,760 Uh, look, pal, be a sport. 128 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:14,600 Why don't you go tidy up the living room. Okay...dude? 129 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:16,440 I don't have to listen to you, Larry. 130 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,760 Conrad, do what Lawrence says. 131 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:35,040 Have you given some thought about the Wilhelm Academy? 132 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:38,120 You mean the Colonel Wilhelm Military Academy for Troubled Youth? 133 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,600 That's the one, Joan. 134 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,760 I'm not sure it's right for Conrad. 135 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:47,200 Oh, Joan, Joan. 136 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,760 Joan, Joan, Joan. 137 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,400 I have so much respect for you, Joan. 138 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,920 Single mother, career woman, raising two children on your own, 139 00:08:57,040 --> 00:09:01,160 and still finding time to be the best darned real estate agent in town. 140 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,320 I know how hard it is, Joan. 141 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:08,880 It is hard. Oh... I know. 142 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,880 And I know how hard you're trying. 143 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,160 This is a once-in-a-lifetime proposition, and you must act now. 144 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,040 The Colonel Wilhelm Military Academy for Troubled Youth... 145 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:21,840 is what we call in the sales game a win-win scenario. 146 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:26,440 A top-flight military school, and it's only... eight hours away. 147 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,520 Oh, the phone. 148 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:41,360 I heard what you said. 149 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,240 I'm not going to military school, Larry. 150 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,720 Look, buddy, 151 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:48,600 I know I'm not your dad... 152 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,480 and this is probably really strange for you... 153 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,240 your neighbor's dating your mom. 154 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,640 But here's the thing, son. Come here. 155 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,040 I don't like you either. 156 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,680 But I'm gonna marry your mom. 157 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:05,760 And if it was up to me, you'd be at military school today. 158 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:08,200 I'm not going to military school. Ohh! 159 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,200 I think you're gonna love it. 160 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,120 It's just like summer camp, 161 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,040 except with brutal forced marches... 162 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,960 and soul-crushing discipline. 163 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:20,480 And one more thing... It's Lawrence, you snot-nosed son of a... 164 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:23,320 wonderful woman who I'm absolutely crazy about! Oww! 165 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,240 Gosh, I love children! 166 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,160 Oh, Joan, I didn't see you there. 167 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:29,840 Would you be a doll and help me bring up chairs from the basement? 168 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,440 Nothing would give me more pleasure, Joan, but I do have to run. 169 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:35,200 I have a very important sales conference downtown. 170 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,520 Oh. Okay. 171 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:40,240 - Well, I'll see you at the party tonight. - Sure. 172 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,560 Mom, that guy's a total phony. You can't let Larry... 173 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:07,440 It's Lawrence, Conrad. 174 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,600 Kate's Catering. I'm here to do your party tonight. 175 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,200 Oh, hi. Where's Kate? 176 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:16,240 I'm Kate. Oh. Okay. 177 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,160 Right this way, Kate. 178 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,800 Mom, you've gotta listen to me... 179 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,240 Quiet! Two weeks ago you said you would... 180 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,480 I "specialed" it. See? 181 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,560 Quiet! Nevins! 182 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:29,600 I said quiet! 183 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:36,960 Joan Walden Real Estate. Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Joan. 184 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,120 This is Mr. Humberfloob. 185 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:42,800 - Oh, hi, Mr. Humberfloob. - Joan, I need you to come back to the office. 186 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,120 - Today? - Yes, Joan. 187 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,720 - No problem? - No problem at all. 188 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,640 Great! 189 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:52,040 - What's going on, Mommy? 190 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:55,760 Mommy has to go back to the office. 191 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:58,440 Oh! I hope Mrs. Kwan can baby-sit. 192 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:01,040 - Not Mrs. Kwan! 193 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,080 Oh! Hi, Mrs. Kwan. 194 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,000 Hi. I'm running late. 195 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,920 Thanks for babysitting on such short notice. Mmm, yeah. 196 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,920 Okay, Mrs. Kwan. 197 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,320 Oh-oh-oh! 198 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,040 I'll be back in a couple of hours. Hi. 199 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:18,640 Conrad's grounded, so no video games. 200 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,640 Sally? Last chance. 201 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,560 If you wanna make cupcakes, I can take you to your friend Ginny's house. 202 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:25,480 - Ginny's not my friend anymore. 203 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,160 Last time we made cupcakes she wanted to be the head chef. 204 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,080 I'm the head chef. 205 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,840 What about Denise, then? 206 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,600 She talked back to me, so I ordered her not to speak to me anymore. 207 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,680 - And you don't like bossy? - I won't tolerate it. 208 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,320 Right. 209 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:42,080 Well, if you're both staying, remember the rules. 210 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,160 Conrad: No playing ball in the house, no fighting, 211 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,080 no answering the phone, "City morgue." 212 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,000 Mommy, can't I have some rules? 213 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:52,480 No chewing tobacco. 214 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,480 Thanks, Mom. You have my word. 215 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:59,680 And absolutely no one sets foot in the living room, or else. 216 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:03,160 Or else what? You're gonna do what Larry said and send me to military school? 217 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:06,560 Maybe if you'd just behave, I wouldn't have to consider military school. 218 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,560 I wish I could trust you. 219 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,000 I wish I had a different mom. 220 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,360 Well, sometimes I wish the same thing. 221 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,560 Mmm. 222 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,040 Good luck with your meeting. 223 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:05,520 Children, would you like to watch television with me? 224 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:09,880 - We don't have to tell your mother. 225 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,920 Taiwanese parliament. 226 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,560 You tell them, Kwi-Chang! No more big government! 227 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,360 Rip his heart out! 228 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:40,000 Hit me! 229 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,480 So they slumped in their chairs, 230 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,600 too glum to complain, 231 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:50,040 and to make matters worse, it started to rain. 232 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,160 They sat in the house... 233 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,520 on that cold, cold, wet day... 234 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,560 with no fun to have... 235 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,480 and no games to play. 236 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,440 They could just stare out the window... 237 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:05,640 or perhaps get a nap in, 238 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,840 and hope that something, 239 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,760 anything might happen. 240 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,400 Quit bothering the fish. 241 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,800 I know. Quit bothering the fish. 242 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,240 Spit hand! Oh, gross! 243 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:19,560 Get that away from me! Get it away! 244 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,080 Then something went bump. 245 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,920 - What was that? 246 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,120 How that bump made them jump. 247 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:30,320 I think it came from the closet. 248 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,520 Conrad? 249 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,840 Conrad. 250 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:08,280 Come on, Conrad. 251 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,400 You shouldn't scare people. 252 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,400 You should've seen the look on your face. It was like you saw a monster... 253 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,680 A monster? Where? 254 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:25,720 That could've gone better. 255 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,040 What was that? I don't know. 256 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,240 Looked like a humongous cat. 257 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,440 "Humongous"? 258 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,880 I prefer the term "big-boned" or �jolly." Now, what are we hiding from? 259 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,520 That was a giant cat. 260 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,440 But that's impossible, isn't it? 261 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,360 It's entirely impossible. 262 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,800 You know, I like this hiding place a lot better. 263 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,160 They'll never find us here. 264 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,320 Scream and run. 265 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,720 And there they go. 266 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,120 Who are you? 267 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,160 Who? Me? 268 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:16,360 Why, I'm the Cat in the Hat. There's no doubt about that. 269 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,760 I'm a "super-fun-diferous" feline... 270 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,360 who's here to make sure that you're... 271 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,760 Meeline? Key lime? 272 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,640 Turpentine? 273 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,560 I got nothin'. 274 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,880 I'm not so good with the rhyming. Not really, no. 275 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,440 Look, I'm a cat that can talk. 276 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,920 That should be enough for you people! 277 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:44,560 I can talk! I'm a cat! Yes! 278 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,400 Where did you come from? 279 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,840 Hmm, how do I put this? 280 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:54,160 When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, 281 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,080 they decide that... 282 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:59,480 Oh, no, no, no, no. Where did you come from? 283 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,240 My place! Where do you think? 284 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,280 No, how did you get here? 285 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,200 I drove! 286 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:11,040 Look, I've been here two whole minutes, and no one has offered me a drink. 287 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,520 Harrumph! 288 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:17,120 - Sorry, Mr. Cat. Would you like some milk? - Milk? Ecch! No! 289 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,640 Lactose intolerant. Gums up the works. Oy. 290 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,840 You'll thank me later. 291 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,800 Wipeout! - Hello! 292 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:31,120 @�@�Yeah! 293 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:35,000 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yee-hee-hee! 294 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,520 Nice spread you got here. 295 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,880 Homina-homina-homina-homina! 296 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,880 Who is this? 297 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,440 Ohh! 298 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,320 That's my mom. 299 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,880 Awkward, yeah. 300 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,120 Yes, this place will do quite nicely, actually. Yeah. 301 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,720 Although those drapes are a train wreck. 302 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:03,960 And this is the lumpiest couch I ever sat on. 303 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:07,040 Who is this dreadfully uncomfortable woman? 304 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,440 Get off her. That's our babysitter. 305 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,400 What the... Babysitter? 306 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,040 You don't need one of those, do ya? 307 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,040 Let me get this straight. 308 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,240 You pay this woman... 309 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:25,160 to sit on babies? 310 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,200 That's disgusting! 311 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:31,440 I'd do it for nothing! 312 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,440 Hmm! 313 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:38,920 Now, let's see what the old "phunometer" has to say. 314 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,480 - "Phunometer"? - Yeah. It measures how fun you are. 315 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,640 Hi. 316 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,800 Huh? 317 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,120 Ohh. 318 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,120 Ah. Control freak. Yeah. 319 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,680 Now you. 320 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,880 Hi. How are ya? 321 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,720 - Whoa! 322 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,720 Oh. 323 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,560 Tap it. 324 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,000 Listen, kid, you can tap it with a hammer, 325 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,920 it ain't gonna change. 326 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,120 Just as I suspected. 327 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:31,640 You guys are both out of whack. You're a control freak, and you're a rule-breaker. 328 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,840 That'll be $700. Who's your insurance carrier? 329 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,160 - So, what do we do? - Well, there are two treatments I'd recommend. 330 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,880 One is a series of painful shots injected into your abdomen and kneecap. 331 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,600 And the other... 332 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,240 involves a musical number! 333 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,600 @ Me-Me-Me-Meow @ 334 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,240 How many shots? 335 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:53,840 "How many shots?" Aren't you precious? 336 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,320 Maestro! 337 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,960 @ I know it is wet @ 338 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,640 @ And the sun is not sunny @ 339 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:18,440 @ But we can have lots of good fun that is funny @ 340 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,400 @ It's fun to have fun @ 341 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:26,880 @ But you got to know how @ 342 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:33,160 Hair ball. 343 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:39,000 @ I know lots of good tricks and I'll... @ 344 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,640 Stop this right now! Huh? 345 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,800 - Who said that? - Me! 346 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,240 Remember? The fish? 347 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:47,680 Came home in a Baggie, loved me for two weeks, and then nothing! 348 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,160 - The fish is talking! - Well, sure, he can talk. 349 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,240 But is he saying anything? No, not really. No. 350 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,160 Hey, Socks, can it! 351 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,080 This cat should not be here. He should not be about. 352 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,920 He should not be here when your mother is out. 353 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:02,560 Come on, kids! You gonna listen to him? He drinks where he pees! 354 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,520 @There was this cat I knew back home where I was bred @ 355 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,400 @ He never listened to a single thing his mother said @ 356 00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:19,000 @�He never used the litter box He made a mess in the hall @� 357 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,320 @That's why they sent him to a vet @ 358 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,800 @To cut off both his ba... @ 359 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,800 ba... ba... 360 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,960 @ Boy, that wasn't fun, fun, fun @ 361 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,720 @ He never learns You can have fun, fun, fun @ But less is more! 362 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,760 @They may ship you off to school so rein it in a little @ 363 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:36,800 @ We can't spell "fun" without "U" in the middle @ 364 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:41,480 Human, this cat is currently in violation of... 17 of your mother's rules! 365 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:42,720 City morgue! 366 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,840 - Eighteen! 367 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,760 - Ol�! 368 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:54,480 Ooh! 369 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:03,240 @ You can juggle work and play but you have to know the way @ 370 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,040 @ You can keep afloat a wish like the way I do this fish @ 371 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,520 @� You can be a happy fella Someone throw me that umbrella @� 372 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,200 @ And that rake, that cake Life's what you make it @ 373 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,080 @ So have fun, fun, fun @ 374 00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:15,840 @ Go insane and have some fun, fun, fun @ 375 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,520 @Just look at me Fun, fun, fun @ 376 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,200 @ No more rain Look, it's the sun, sun, sun @ 377 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,920 @ So can't you see I'm as happy as a clam I'm as fit as a fiddle @ 378 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,760 @ Yeah, the dogs may bark about you @ 379 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,320 @ And the purebred chaps may doubt you @ 380 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,240 Getting motion sickness! 381 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:32,920 Milk? Big mistake. 382 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,520 @ But remember this You can't have fun without "U" @ 383 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,440 I can't breathe! Ohh! 384 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:39,840 Whoa! 385 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,440 I knew that milk would come back to haunt me. Help! Help! 386 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:58,400 @"U" in the middle @@ 387 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:04,360 - Bravo, Cat. - Huh? 388 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,440 These children are smart enough not to fall for your MTV-style flash... 389 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,480 at the expense of content and moral values. 390 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,160 That was wicked cool! Do it again! 391 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,680 I'd love to, but Shamu is right... I really should be going. 392 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,280 - No, don't go! - No, I should go. 393 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:21,160 I should let you and the fish have all your fun conjugating verbs, 394 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,440 cleaning your room, doing long division. 395 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,920 No, you have to stay! 396 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,400 All right, I'll stay. Oh, yeah! Yeah! 397 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,280 But if I'm gonna stay, there's something I wanna show you. 398 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:33,880 Something magical... 399 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,520 and full of wonder. 400 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:41,320 - It's called a contract. - You want us to sign this? 401 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:44,240 - Just a formality, really. Yeah. - Who are they? 402 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,000 Magical time-traveling elves. 403 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,320 Yeah. Magic. 404 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,640 Okay, they're my lawyers. 405 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,520 Liability issues, litigious society, frivolous lawsuits. 406 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,080 You understand. 407 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,080 Basically, this contract guarantees you can have all the fun you want... 408 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,320 and nothing bed�s ever gonna happen. 409 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,520 - All the fun we want? - Uh-yeah! 410 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,720 - Nothing bad will happen? - Uh-no! 411 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:14,920 Come on, Sal, for once in your life try something spontaneous. 412 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,880 It goes against my better instincts, but... 413 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,600 fine. 414 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,720 Beautiful. Initial here. 415 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,960 And here. And here. 416 00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,880 Not here! 417 00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:32,040 Turn it over. 418 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:34,040 This is nothing. 419 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,240 Scratch this. 420 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,800 Smell that! Terrific. 421 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,800 Yadee-yadee-yadee. 422 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,640 Sign the bottom. 423 00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,760 You're it! Okay, gimme five! 424 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,840 Four. 425 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,000 Let's get this party started! Uh-huh! 426 00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,240 Hey, check out this room! 427 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,160 What now? 428 00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:02,040 Mom says we're not allowed in the living room today, or else. 429 00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:05,400 She's worried we'll mess up the couches by jumpin' on 'em or somethin' 430 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,720 And she's right. You can't jump on these. 431 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,240 Not like this. They need some adjustment. Yee-haw! 432 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,680 Let's take a look under the hood. 433 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,560 Yeah. 434 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,840 Just doin' my job. 435 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,760 Sorry. What have we got here? 436 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,840 Whew. 437 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,400 Here we go. 438 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,960 It's oversized. That's unusual. 439 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,880 Here it is. 440 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,680 Down, Simba! Down, Simba! Get outta here! 441 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,080 Spray me, would ya? You... 442 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,680 - Thanks for the help. 443 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,880 Back in a second. Who's your couch mechanic? 444 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,480 You oughta call Mr. Catwrench. 445 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,520 Oww! My fur! My fur! My fur! 446 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,640 That oughta do it. Whoo! 447 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,960 Come on, kids. I could use a little company. 448 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,880 What about Mom's party? 449 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,960 What about it? We signed the contract. 450 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:40,280 Wha-hoo! Yeah! 451 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,120 One cushion left, Sally. 452 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,000 She'll never do it. She doesn't know how to have fun. 453 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:50,240 Fun? Sally, you're better than fun. Fun is beneath you. 454 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,720 Remember what your mother told you... 455 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,600 No one sets foot in the living room... 456 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,120 You know what? Let's just watch some flashbacks. 457 00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:01,920 Absolutely no one sets foot in the living room, or else. 458 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,160 You're fired... fired... fired... 459 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,960 fired... fired... fired... 460 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:12,000 Fired... fired... fired... fired... 461 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:14,200 And that's why... 462 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:15,640 Oww! 463 00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,680 This is where they buried my brother! 464 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,160 Yeah! 465 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,760 Yippee! Oh, yeah! 466 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,040 This is amazing! Like being in the circus! 467 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:28,960 Yeah, but without those tortured animals... 468 00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,360 or drunken clowns that have hepatitis. 469 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,920 See, kids, I told you we could have fun! 470 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,400 The best thing is, no one will ever... 471 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,160 know. 472 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:43,520 Judas Priest! I can't believe what I'm seeing! 473 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:47,840 Oh, Mr. Quinn, I was just telling Conrad to get off the couch. 474 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,760 Bad, Conrad! Bad! 475 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,680 Sally, 476 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,520 baby, angel, princess, 477 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:58,240 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay? 478 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,400 Nobody likes a suck-up! 479 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:12,960 Where's the cat? I don't know. 480 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,600 Ohh! 481 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,600 Good bread. 482 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,240 What are you two lookin' at? 483 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,440 Is there a cat in here? 484 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,960 I'm gonna... You're gonna... 485 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,600 I have to... 486 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,760 Get out of here. 487 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,400 See, kids, I told you. Stick with me, it'll all work out. 488 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,960 Oh, no! Ohh! 489 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,640 Little-known fact... cats always land on their tushy. 490 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,960 - I thought they always landed on their feet. - Oh, sure, now you tell me. 491 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:05,920 Harrumph! 492 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,240 - So, kiddo, what do you want to do for fun? - I wanna make cupcakes! 493 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,480 Cupcakes? Oh, yeah! To the kitchen! 494 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,120 Live from the kitchen, 495 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,920 the following is a paid commercial announcement for Astounding Products. 496 00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,240 Hi! Welcome to Astounding Products. 497 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,120 I'm your host, the guy in the sweater who asks all the obvious questions. 498 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:31,880 Now, here to tell us about his astounding product for making cupcakes, 499 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,880 all the way from Cheshire, England, please welcome... 500 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,160 Me! Hello! 501 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,840 Now... Hello! I'm so excited! 502 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,760 Do you love making cupcakes, 503 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:45,240 but hate all the hard cupcake work? 504 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,160 I know I do! 505 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,360 Well, forget everything you know about making cupcakes... 506 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,360 and say hello... 507 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,480 to the amazing Kupkake-inator. 508 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,280 - I'm so excited! 509 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,280 Cupcake-a-what? 510 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,160 Kupkake-inator! 511 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,760 Oh, this amazing device can instantly make cupcakes... 512 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,160 out of anything that you have in the kitchen. 513 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,920 - Wait a minute. Did you say �anything"? - Anything. 514 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:12,840 Anything? Yes, anything. 515 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,480 Anything? Anything. 516 00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,800 - Anything? - I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident. 517 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,720 - Anything. 518 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,600 Now, take off the lid. You can put in, I don't know, a carton of eggs. 519 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,040 What? How about a pack of hot dogs? 520 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,960 That's incredible! Why not some ketchup? 521 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,200 Yeah, why not? How about... I know what you're thinkin'. 522 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,720 Even a fire extinguisher. There we go. 523 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,640 Hmm? 524 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,360 Now, close the lid and Bob's your flippin' uncle! 525 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,160 What an astounding product! 526 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,680 Oh, yeah! 527 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,440 Open the drawer, 528 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,080 Fill the patented Kupkake-inator tray, 529 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,880 - Close the drawer, 530 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,040 Then place it in a conventional oven. 531 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:59,840 Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away. 532 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:01,760 Did you just say "minutes away"? 533 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,440 That's impossible! 534 00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,560 You're not just wrong, you're stupid. Now, wait just a minute... 535 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,560 And you're ugly, just like your mum. 536 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,080 Did you just call my mother ugly? 537 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,680 Shut up! I mean it! I will end you! 538 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:18,200 Um, Cat. Your tail. 539 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,760 What about it? 540 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:25,080 Oh, I see! I've chopped it off. That's interesting, because... 541 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:29,360 Son of a bi... 542 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,960 Look, I'm not saying we're going to sue. 543 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,240 I'm just saying we have a case. 544 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,160 We'll talk later. Ixnay, ixnay. 545 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,480 Hi. 546 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,040 Cat, is the oven supposed to be making that sound? 547 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,960 Huh? 548 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,160 Of course. That means they're almost done, Conrack. 549 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,280 - Conrad. - That's what I said, Condor. 550 00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,760 - Cat! - Now, that's my name! 551 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,240 Yep! 552 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,160 They're done! 553 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:07,640 Oh, man! There's nothing to worry about. 554 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,560 I'm sure they still taste fine. 555 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,520 Yecch! They're horrible! 556 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,640 Who wants some? Come on, come on! 557 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,520 Oh... my... cod. 558 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,000 Ohh! Aah! 559 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,880 Cat, you need to clean this mess up pronto. 560 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,000 We have a contract. All right, I'll try. 561 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,040 You don't try. You do. 562 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,920 Yes, ma'am. Right away, ma'am. 563 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,600 I'll be right back. 564 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:36,440 Whoa! 565 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,680 Hi. How are ya? 566 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,720 Okay. 567 00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,800 Look. I'm a girl. 568 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,360 Stop! That's... 569 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,960 Mom's dress! 570 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,360 This filthy thing? 571 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,440 She was gonna wear that tonight, and you ruined it. 572 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:04,400 Honey, it was ruined when she bought it. 573 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,400 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. 574 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,280 I told you all this would happen! 575 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,240 - But no one listens to a fish! - Oy. 576 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,840 A dog goes "woof-woof" and everybody knows that little Timmy's trapped under a log. 577 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,680 But a fish speaks in plain English... 578 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:18,440 All right, everyone, let's just take a deep breath and calm down. 579 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,720 You know who's gonna solve it? Me. I am. 580 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,600 I will personally take care of everything. 581 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,680 And I know just the guys to do it. 582 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,280 In this box are two Things. I will show them to you. 583 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:54,400 Two Things, and I call them Thing One and Thing Two. 584 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:57,760 These Things will not bite you. They want to have fun. 585 00:34:57,880 --> 00:34:59,880 So without further ado, 586 00:34:59,960 --> 00:35:03,120 meet Thing Two and Thing One! 587 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,320 @Ta-da @ 588 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,120 Oh, yeah! 589 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,240 Thing One, Conrad, Sally. Conrad, Sally, Thing One. 590 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,240 Thing Two, Conrad, Sally. Conrad, Sally, Thing Two. 591 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,360 Thing One, Thing Two. Thing Two, Thing One. Conrad, Sally. Sally, Conrad. 592 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,000 I am the Cat. Don't belittle me. 593 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,960 Ah, yes, of course. 594 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,840 Thing Two would like to clarify that just because he wears the number two... 595 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,360 does not imply in any way that he's inferior to Thing One. 596 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,680 And all of the above. 597 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:33,280 He says you may feel free to call him Thing "A," if you like. 598 00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,480 He will also accept Super Thing, Thing King, Kid Dynamite, 599 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,200 Chocolate Thun-Da... or Ben. Ben! 600 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,640 Thing One says he's Thing One for a reason, 601 00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:47,040 and some people should just get used to it. 602 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,640 It's a Thing thing. You wouldn't understand. 603 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:52,040 Okay, enough! 604 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,240 You are quickly turning into one of my least favorite Things. 605 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,640 Listen, Convex, you probably don't wanna do that. 606 00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,560 Why not? It's just a crate. 607 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,040 This isn't just any old crate. 608 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,120 It's the Trans-dimensional Transportolator. 609 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,240 It's kinda like a doorway which leads from this world to my world. 610 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,560 But it says, "Made in the Philippines." 611 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,720 Yes, but not this Philippines. 612 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:18,160 Look, now, I'm not usually a rules guy, but this is a biggie. 613 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,160 No opening the crate. 614 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:23,080 No lookee, no touchee. Got it? 615 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,160 Mekka-dekka we should settle our differences. 616 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,720 Things, front and center! 617 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,560 Cool. 618 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:37,280 All right, Things, I'm not paying you to stand around and look pretty. 619 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,320 Here's Mom's dress. 620 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:41,240 Oh! Mommy's dress! 621 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,080 - What about the couch? - Which couch? 622 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,080 The clean one, or the horribly stained one? 623 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,160 Ho! 624 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,080 Mekka-dekka don't worry! 625 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,520 Incoming! 626 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:13,240 Cat, they're wrecking the whole house! 627 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,360 - Conrad, help! - Help yourself! 628 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,240 Look at me! Come and get it! 629 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,560 Whoa! Ooh, yeah! Whoa! 630 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,160 That tickles! 631 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,160 Geronimo! 632 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,640 Mine, mine, mine! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine! 633 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,120 Ride 'em, cowboy! Yee-hee-hee! Ho-ho-ho! Whee! 634 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,080 If this were my house, I'd be furious. 635 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,360 Hey! Klondike! 636 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,000 Do you have any idea what happened to the lock on this crate? 637 00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,440 - It's on Nevins's collar. - Nevins? 638 00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,160 Nevins? Nevins! 639 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:44,120 Put the dog down! I said, put the dog down! 640 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,040 Why won't they listen to me? 641 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:51,480 Oh. I don't know if this helps, but the Things always do the opposite of what you say. 642 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,920 Why do they always do the opposite? That's so annoying! 643 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,840 Remind you of anyone, Conrad? 644 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,440 Zinga! 645 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,440 Zinga! Zinga! 646 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,400 Blue! 41! Set! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! 647 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,160 Hey, Thing, don't let go of that dog! 648 00:39:08,240 --> 00:39:09,880 Let go! 649 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:13,440 Catch him... I mean, don't catch him! 650 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,760 Well, this is just great, Conrad. 651 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:21,760 The whole house is destroyed, the party is ruined, and now Nevins is gone. 652 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,160 Sally, Kojak, 653 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:28,240 that's nothing compared to what's gonna happen if we don't lock this crate. 654 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,200 Take a look. It's already leaking. 655 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,080 - It won't stay shut. - Not without the lock. 656 00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:42,840 Look, if we don't get that lock off of Nevins and put it back on this crate, 657 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:46,600 we're gonna be staring down the business end of the mother of all messes. 658 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,640 We've gotta go out and find Nevins. 659 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,920 Impossible! Sally! 660 00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,320 There's only four hours till the party. 661 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,840 The Fish is right. We should call Mom and tell her what happened. 662 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,040 Look at this house! There's no way we could explain this to Mom. 663 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,720 We gotta get Nevins back and lock the crate! 664 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,720 We're staying and calling Mom. 665 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,000 We're going and getting the dog. 666 00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,080 There is a third option. 667 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:12,440 There is? 668 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,800 Yes. It involves... 669 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,800 murder! 670 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,680 - That's your option? - No. 671 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,440 But you guys both had options. I just wanted to have one too. 672 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,680 Or did I? 673 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:30,440 - Cat, you're not helping! - Come on. Let's go get that dog. 674 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:34,840 Now, we just need a heavy, inanimate object to weigh down this crate. 675 00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,040 There. That oughta buy us some time. 676 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,960 Come on, kids! Let's go, go, go! 677 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:53,920 Identical sister Mitzy... 678 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,040 That's right. 679 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,520 - Yeah! 680 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:07,080 What do you want now? 681 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,640 Repo. 682 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,840 You're repossessing my TV? 683 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,240 I'm sure I made a payment. 684 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:17,040 If it's about that bounced check, let me give you a credit card. 685 00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:21,400 That one's expired. Huh? Oh, come on! 686 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:27,480 With the lock on his collar, Nevins kept running, 687 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,920 unaware of his part... 688 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,400 in the evil Quinn's cunning. 689 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,400 Joan Walden Real Estate. Be it ever so humble, there's no... 690 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,000 Oh, hi, Joan. 691 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,520 The kids let the dog out again. You're kidding. 692 00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:43,240 Don't worry. I'll go get him, then we'll have a conversation vis-a-vis military school. 693 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,560 I don't know. Conrad's like you, Lawrence. 694 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,440 He's very... sensitive. Uh-huh. 695 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,440 But I suppose it's something I should consider. 696 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:55,680 I'll get the dog. I'll be right over. 697 00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,320 Okay, there's Nevins. 698 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,640 Stay out of sight. 699 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,720 I thought the moment needed something. 700 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,400 Oh, what will become of us? 701 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,520 Your mother will lose her job, 702 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,800 and we'll have to... live on the street! 703 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,840 I can't! Don't make me go... 704 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,280 I don't know this world! 705 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:41,000 It's dry! It's like... I can't... It's too... Fish! 706 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,920 It's too much! 707 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,920 Would you like to go back in the toilet? 708 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,400 On second thought, it's such a beautiful day. Why spend it indoors? 709 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,080 - Thank you! 710 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,160 Okay, kids. Get out of my way. 711 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,920 This fence is no match for my cat-like grace and reflexes. Here we go. 712 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,680 Ow. Okay. Watch me fly, kids. 713 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,600 Ow! 714 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,280 I don't think the little girl's even trying. 715 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:17,320 What about your cat-like... reflexes? 716 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,560 What about showing a little effort, shrimp boat? Now, push! 717 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,880 Whaa! 718 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,120 All right, Nevins. 719 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,120 Time to die. 720 00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:30,160 - Cat, you scared him away! 721 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,160 Dirty hoe. 722 00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,560 I'm sorry, baby. I love you. Hmm. 723 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:40,280 Come on, Cat! 724 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:45,880 There he is! 725 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,800 Happy birthday, Denise. 726 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,720 Denise? 727 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,520 Everyone I know is there. 728 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,000 There's Ginny and Alan. 729 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,880 How come Denise didn't invite me to her birthday? 730 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,520 Don't worry. Let�s just get Nevins and go. 731 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,680 Okay, kids. Everyone outside! 732 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,920 Aaah! 733 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:15,080 Nevins. Cat, get down! They're gonna see you! 734 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,320 Hide! 735 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,160 Pi�ata! Pi�ata! Pi�ata! 736 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,080 Pi�ata! Pi�ata! 737 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,160 Pi�ata! Pi�ata! 738 00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:35,760 - Everybody join in! 739 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,360 It's breaking! 740 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,360 Step out of my way. 741 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,760 This cannot end well. 742 00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,640 - Pi�ata! Pi�ata! 743 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:54,760 @�I'm easy @� 744 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:58,480 @�Ah, ah, ah, ah @� 745 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,080 @�I'm easy like Sunday morning @�@� 746 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,680 Oh-ho-ho! Whoo! 747 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,080 - Oh! Whoo-hoo! - I got an idea. 748 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,600 Candy! 749 00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:19,000 Candy! 750 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,480 No! 751 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,760 Get back! Cat! 752 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,800 I'll get you! 753 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,600 I'd love to buy some. 754 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,680 Hello, Mrs. Kwan. It�s Joan Walden. 755 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,160 I just called to check on the kids. Are they okay? 756 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:44,120 Those aren't children. 757 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:47,000 They're little angels. 758 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,520 That's sweet. 759 00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,400 Well, all right, Mrs. Kwan. I'll be home as soon as I can. 760 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,280 Bye-bye. Bye. 761 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,560 All right, soldier. Our bogey is in range. 762 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,880 Commence search and destroy. 763 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,680 - What? - Search and rescue. 764 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:37,000 I meant search and rescue. Come on! 765 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,000 I can't believe I wasn't invited to that party. 766 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,440 Hey! You're a lone wolf. 767 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,040 Live alone, die alone. Yeah. 768 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:48,240 - Can we please get the dog? Can we please get the dog? 769 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:51,120 Can we please get the dog? Boo! 770 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,880 Oh, no! Oh, man! 771 00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:59,760 Hello, Nevins. Good-bye, Conrad. 772 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:03,720 Not so tough now, are you? 773 00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:15,240 We're dead. We're never gonna get that crate shut. 774 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,520 And I'm getting shipped off to Colonel Von Kronk's School for Wayward Boys! 775 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:22,080 Why don't we take my car? You have a car? 776 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,880 Yeah, sure. 777 00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,280 Wow. That is so cool. 778 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:33,760 That's just the dust cover. 779 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:39,720 Here she is, the Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajigger. 780 00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,280 Or S.L.O.W. For short. 781 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,320 S.L.O.W.? 782 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,480 Yeah, SLOW. It's better than the last name we had. 783 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,640 Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter. 784 00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:54,680 - Oh, you mean... - Ohh! Quick, to the SLOW. 785 00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,160 Buckle up, kids. 786 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:03,120 We're on a mission to get that dog, and we will not rest until we find and destroy it. 787 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:05,600 Rescue it! Rescue it! Of course I meant rescue it. 788 00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:09,000 Whatever. Remember, kids, there's nothing faster than SLOW. 789 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:12,040 That's backwards! It makes no sense. Look at you! Argh! 790 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,640 Okay, here we go. G.P. S... check. 791 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,560 DVD, CD... check. 792 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:19,520 Someone from Czechoslovakia is a... Czech. 793 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,880 Siren! What are you... What... 794 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,200 Siren? 795 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:27,920 Let's go! 796 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,280 Whoo-whoa-ho-ho! 797 00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,600 Hi there! How are you? Yeah! 798 00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:45,760 @ I'm sending Conrad away @ 799 00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,320 - Oh! Oh! 800 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,000 Oh! 801 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:54,240 I can't believe you whizzed on my taco! 802 00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,720 Wait till Joan gets a load of you! 803 00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,320 - There they are! - Red light, red light, red light, red light! 804 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,360 Red light! 805 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,720 - Someone else should drive. - All right. You win. 806 00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,280 Concrete, you drive. Are you serious? 807 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:18,760 I don't know. 808 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:22,320 A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea," 809 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:24,240 but I can barely hear that little voice... 810 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:29,360 because an even louder little voice is screaming, "Let the 12-year-old drive!" 811 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,160 Now, punch it! 812 00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:35,320 This is awesome! 813 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,280 - I want to drive. - I think that's a great idea. 814 00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,040 Wait! Two people can't drive at the same time. 815 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:53,960 You're right. We should all drive. 816 00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,520 - Cat! Where are the brakes? - I'll get them. 817 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:07,920 I think there's something wrong with your brakes. When's the last time you had them checked? 818 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,960 Bad brake! 819 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:21,120 One-way street, one-way street, one-way street, one-way street! 820 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,720 Hey, Rhode Island license plate. You never see those. 821 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:37,120 Om. Om. 822 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,800 Air bag. Standard. 823 00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,840 I think... I wet... my jar. 824 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,840 Can we do that again? 825 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,240 Hey, there he is! 826 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,800 Oh, no! He's going into Mom's office! 827 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,120 Come on, Cat! 828 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,360 You know, Nevins, 829 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,960 when Joan finds out you've escaped again, Conrad will be moving out, 830 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,960 and I'll be moving in. 831 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,120 We've gotta get Nevins and that lock back. What are we gonna do? 832 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,320 Don't worry. I have three plans. 833 00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:30,280 Plan "A": "Mess up a perfectly clean house." 834 00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:34,680 Done that. Plan "B": "Cut your losses and ditch the kids." 835 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,280 - That could work. - What about that one? 836 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:42,120 Plan "C": "Trick Mom's boyfriend into handing over dog and lock." 837 00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:45,120 I don't know. I still like Plan "B." 838 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,800 - Cat! - Okay, okay. Plan "C." 839 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,640 Look at you. Argh! 840 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,320 Excuse me, sir. 841 00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,600 I'd like you to sign my petition. Yeah. 842 00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:59,880 Get out of my way, you hippie freak. 843 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,560 Are you aware of the senseless, wholesale slaughter... 844 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,960 of the flatulating, acid-spitting Zumzizeroo? 845 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,480 What will it take to get you out of my face? 846 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,680 Just sign my petition... 847 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:14,000 with this large, oversized pen that requires two hands. 848 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,600 I see. 849 00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:19,120 - Will you hold my dog? - Yes! 850 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:22,520 Okay, I have a problem with the word "dog." 851 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,760 I don't use the "D" word per se 'cause I think it's really, really wrong. 852 00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:30,280 Yeah. But I will happily hold your Canine-American. 853 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,760 - I'm more comfortable with that really, yeah. 854 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,760 @ How much is that Canine-American in the window @ 855 00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:40,280 Cat! Come on! 856 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,440 - Hey, what the... 857 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,360 Go, go, go! Come back here! I'm on to you kids! 858 00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,240 - Nothing to see here. Keep moving! Go! 859 00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:53,320 Come on! Let's go. Ah, get in, get in! 860 00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:57,360 Come on, let's go. Get in! Hi, hi. Get in! Get in! 861 00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,480 Look out below! 862 00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,640 Oh! Sorry. Over there. 863 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,160 Hey! Hey, hey! Hey, hey! 864 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:11,160 Ohh! 865 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,960 Oh! 866 00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:17,560 I got you! 867 00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:22,600 Here he comes! Cat! 868 00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:29,960 - Where's my hat? Oh! Go! Go, go! 869 00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,000 Go! Let's go! My tail, my tail. 870 00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:35,840 Come on, Cat! I'm walking here! 871 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:45,480 Joan. Joan! 872 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,600 - I think we lost him. - Not the pocket. Not the pocket! 873 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,440 - We got the lock back. Now let's get home. - Relax, kid. I'm all over it. 874 00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:57,120 Hey. 875 00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,240 What's wrong? This. 876 00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:02,240 This is not my hat. I must have picked up the wrong hat back there. 877 00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,800 - So? - So... 878 00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:08,440 without my hat, I'm just your garden-variety six-foot-tall talking cat. 879 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:09,760 Joan, your children are running around town like complete maniacs. 880 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:16,320 Yes, they are. With some weird, hairy man in a big hat. 881 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,200 Uh-huh. 882 00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,320 You're gonna believe everything I'm telling you once we get to your house, okay? Come on. 883 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:23,280 We're doomed! 884 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:27,480 We're dead. This is all my fault. I'm such an idiot. 885 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:31,600 Why do I always have to do the opposite of what I'm supposed to? 886 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,520 Wait a second. That's it! The opposite! 887 00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:37,080 Hey, Things! Don't help us! 888 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:40,600 Do not show up and help us get home right now! 889 00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:43,880 - We're goin' on a road trip! - Larry's car? 890 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:48,280 How'd you get so smart? 891 00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:51,680 So the race was on to get back home first. 892 00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,560 Hang on! We gotta beat Mom and Quinn home! 893 00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:58,320 But back at their home, things were just getting worse. 894 00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,720 There's Mom and Larry! 895 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,840 Step on it, Joan. Go, go, go, go, go. 896 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:23,120 Oh, Things, do not do anything to slow down my mom. 897 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,040 Slow down Mom! 898 00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:34,640 Look, Joan, they don't beat them every day. 899 00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,960 Oh, great. 900 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,480 I'm sorry, Officer. Was I speeding? 901 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,840 Mekka dekka license, appa registration. 902 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,880 Mekka dekka, you're one hot mama. 903 00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,480 Hey, that's my car. Joan, we better go right away! 904 00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:56,760 Please let me handle this. 905 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,280 Sorry, I guess I was in a hurry to get home. 906 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,960 - I'm not gonna let them get away with this! 907 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,480 Meet me at the house! 908 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,920 Not so fast, you little maggots! Ha-ha! 909 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,360 Oh, you are so busted. Now get inside. 910 00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,360 You don't want to go in there. It's going to be a total... Aah! 911 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:34,280 What? Sally, what happened? 912 00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:36,680 What about the mother of all messes? I don't know. 913 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,400 Why am I sneezing? 914 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,560 That'd be me. Boo! 915 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,880 You're a giant... 916 00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:52,800 Cat! 917 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:59,400 Judas Priest! 918 00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:01,480 Ooh. Mama mia. 919 00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:07,720 What happened to our house? 920 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,800 It's the mother of all messes. Yup! 921 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:14,240 Pure, unadulterated fun without any good sense or judgment. 922 00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,800 See, Corn Dog, this is why I warned you... 923 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,720 not to open the crate. 924 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:21,400 - Although, on the plus side, 925 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:26,000 I think people will be talking about tonight's party for the rest of their lives. 926 00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:31,240 - We gotta shut the crate! Come on! - Okay. 927 00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,640 Let's take the front hall carpet. 928 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:40,440 - This can't be the front hall. - This is what happens when you mix your world and my world. 929 00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,840 Oh, and when you eat bad shellfish. 930 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,440 Let's go! Oh, yeah! 931 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:48,200 Cat, how do we find the crate? Beats me. 932 00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,320 This hat is worthless, and it makes me look fat. 933 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,400 - Where's Mrs. Kwan? - Oh-ho-ho! 934 00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,760 Here she comes, right on schedule. 935 00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:02,520 - Oh, yeah! - We're going to ride Mrs. Kwan? 936 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:06,160 Sure! It's the only way to the crate. Hop on! 937 00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:09,800 Oh, this is gonna be good! 938 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,640 Please keep your hands and feet in the Kwan at all times! 939 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:17,680 Enjoy the ride! 940 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:21,280 Ladies and gentlemen, the dining room. Ohh! 941 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,600 This is the dining room? 942 00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,800 Hey, look. Chandelier! 943 00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,920 Is that the bathroom? 944 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,520 You might want to hold it for a while. 945 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,440 Something like that really burns my... 946 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,560 Aaah! 947 00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:50,160 This is amazing! It's like a ride at an amusement park! 948 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,080 You mean, like at... Universal Studios. 949 00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,640 Cha-ching. 950 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:59,280 Whoa! 951 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,920 - Whoa! 952 00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:09,000 Please exit the Kwan to your left. Have a nice day! 953 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,640 This is ridiculous. I have to get home. 954 00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:15,960 Police brutality! Illegal choke hold! 955 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,560 Where are we? The living room, I think. 956 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,800 Ah, man! My eyes are closed. 957 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:26,280 If there's no line, could we go back and do that again? There's the crate! 958 00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,080 Oh! 959 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:34,960 If we shut the crate, the house will go back to normal. 960 00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,040 You have the lock? 961 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:39,400 Got it! Come on! Let's go! 962 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:45,480 Sally! 963 00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,760 - Come on! - It won't shut! 964 00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:53,160 Sally! Everything is disappearing up there! 965 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,480 - Help! - Sally! 966 00:59:55,560 --> 00:59:58,160 - Oh! Oh! - Sal... Aaah! 967 00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:00,840 - Help me, Conrad! - Sally! 968 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:06,680 Help me! I can't hold on! 969 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:10,200 Hang on! Help me, Conrad! 970 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,240 Help! Sally, I can't reach the lock! 971 01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:17,320 - No! - I can't save you unless you let go! 972 01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:19,120 Okay. 973 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:23,480 Help me! 974 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:28,160 - Yes! 975 01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:59,400 Ugh! 976 01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,760 I did it! I did it! 977 01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,440 I did it! I did it! I did it! 978 01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:06,520 I did it! I did it! 979 01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:13,240 Okay, "we" did it. 980 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,040 I don't think we did anything. 981 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:20,280 The place is still a wreck. You said if we shut the crate, everything would be okay! 982 01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:23,280 But it's not. It's a complete disaster! 983 01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,760 Well, what are you gonna do? 984 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,680 Tennis, anyone? 985 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:37,160 Ooh! 986 01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,920 Love that new ball smell. Yeah. 987 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:45,000 - Hey, your hat... it's magic again? - Oops. 988 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:49,040 Well, now that the cat's out of the bag, to use an archaic and cruel-sounding metaphor, 989 01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,080 why don't you serve first? 990 01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:53,240 You had your real hat this whole time? 991 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,400 Uh-yup. I planned the whole day. 992 01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,880 - What do you mean, you planned the whole day? All of it? - Uh-yup. 993 01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:01,280 - The house getting trashed? - Uh-yup. 994 01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:03,040 - Quinn taking Nevins? - Uh-yup. 995 01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:06,120 - Cutting off your tail? - Uh-nope. No. 996 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:09,360 You even knew I'd open the crate? 997 01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:13,200 Why do you think I made it my one rule? I knew you couldn't resist. 998 01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:16,680 Now, who's up for a game of Canadian doubles? 999 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:21,240 Cat, you said nothing bad would happen. 1000 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:24,200 Cat, you need to get out. 1001 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,720 I don't know that game. It's not a game. 1002 01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:29,880 None of this is a game! 1003 01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:34,240 - But I thought you two wanted to have fun today. - Look around, Cat. 1004 01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,920 You were right. It's fun to have fun, but you have to know how. 1005 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:40,520 You don't know when enough is enough. Now, go! 1006 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,520 Suzy. 1007 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:45,240 Cromwell. 1008 01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:47,160 Please. 1009 01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,280 Out! 1010 01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,640 Out! 1011 01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,560 Good riddance! 1012 01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:17,400 Now, this may not be the time for �I told you so," but... 1013 01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:25,720 Like I said, not the time. 1014 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:28,000 I'll get the mop and bucket. 1015 01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:31,920 Conrad, you might want to get out of here until Mom has a chance to calm down. 1016 01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:36,720 No. This was my fault. I'll take the blame. 1017 01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:40,080 Look, Mom will be home any second. Why don't you go upstairs? 1018 01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:42,560 I'm not going upstairs. I'm staying with you. 1019 01:03:42,680 --> 01:03:45,840 Really? Why? Two reasons. 1020 01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,080 One, the stairs are destroyed. 1021 01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:52,760 Two, this is just as much my fault as yours. 1022 01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:54,680 We should share the blame. 1023 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,720 Thanks, Sally. 1024 01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:59,640 By the way, 1025 01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:02,040 you're a pretty good brother. 1026 01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:06,000 Glad you think that. Maybe we can room together at military school. 1027 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,400 Well, here goes. 1028 01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:23,640 @ Bet you thought I'd gone Bet you felt a sting @ 1029 01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:26,600 @�Bet you never thought I'd have another song to sing @� 1030 01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:29,320 @ But now that you've learned your lesson Allow me to blow your mind @ 1031 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:32,360 @ By reading to you the small print of the contract that you signed @@ 1032 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:35,800 Okay, section eight, article 93, subparagraph 834. 1033 01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:37,760 Right by the chili stain. 1034 01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:41,080 It reads, "If Conrad, a.k.a. Concrete, should open the crate... 1035 01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:44,240 "and we know he will... the contract shall be null and void. 1036 01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:47,560 "However, 1037 01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:51,360 if Sally and Conrad should learn from their mistakes, the contract shall be reinstated." 1038 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:54,320 I think you two have satisfied the legal burden of learning. 1039 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:56,160 Yeah! 1040 01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:58,680 So there's just one last game to play. It's called "Clean Up The House." 1041 01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:02,920 Kids, meet the Dynamic Industrial Renovating Tractormajigger. 1042 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,760 D-l-R-T? 1043 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:06,600 That's right! 1044 01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:13,000 @�It's getting better all the time @� 1045 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:16,760 @�I used to get mad at my school @� Ta-da! 1046 01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:20,160 @� The teachers who taught me weren't cool @� 1047 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,080 @� You're holding me down @� 1048 01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:24,000 @� Turning me 'round @� 1049 01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:27,440 @�Filling me up with your rules @� @�Ooh-ooh @� 1050 01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,600 @�I've got to admit it's getting better@� @�Better@� 1051 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:33,080 @�A little better all the time @� 1052 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:35,120 @�It can't get no worse @� 1053 01:05:35,200 --> 01:05:37,880 @�I have to admit it's getting better@� @�Better@� 1054 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:41,200 @�A little better since you've been mine @� 1055 01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:45,040 - Hee-hee! 1056 01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,600 @�Me used to be an angry young man @� 1057 01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,200 @�Me hiding my head in the sand @� 1058 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:55,120 @� You gave me the word I finally heard @� 1059 01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:58,560 @�I'm doing the best that I can, yeah @� 1060 01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:01,440 @�I've got to admit it's getting better@� 1061 01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:04,080 @�Better@� @�A little better all the time @� 1062 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,000 @�Can't get no worse @� 1063 01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:08,440 @�I have to admit it's getting better@� 1064 01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:10,600 @�Better@� @�It's getting better@� 1065 01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:12,960 @�Since you've been mine @� Oh, yeah! 1066 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,480 @�Getting so much better@� These drapes are so out, 1067 01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:17,120 @�All the time @� they're in! 1068 01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:19,480 @�It's getting better all the time @� Yeah! 1069 01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:22,640 - @�Better, better, better@� - Spin! Spin! 1070 01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:26,000 @�It's getting better all the time @� 1071 01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:29,720 @�Better, better, better@� 1072 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:44,680 Ooh! Ooh! 1073 01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:51,520 @�I have to admit it's getting better@� 1074 01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:54,520 @�A little better all the time @� 1075 01:06:54,600 --> 01:06:58,560 @�It can't get no worse @� @� Yes, I admit it's getting better@� 1076 01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,520 - @�It's getting better@� - Bye! 1077 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:02,520 @�Since you've been mine @� 1078 01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:06,360 @�Getting so much better all the time @�@� 1079 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,880 Okay, we had some good times. 1080 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:14,800 We cleaned up the house. 1081 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,400 We even managed to work in an up-tempo pop tune for the sound track. 1082 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,400 That's important. 1083 01:07:19,520 --> 01:07:23,760 I guess there's just one last thing to check. 1084 01:07:23,920 --> 01:07:27,080 Huh? 1085 01:07:36,040 --> 01:07:38,040 Looks like everything's in balance, 1086 01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:39,920 but you're still smoking way too many cigars. 1087 01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:43,760 - And you... lay off the sauce! 1088 01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:45,800 Cat, 1089 01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:50,120 this day has been... amazing. 1090 01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:52,000 Thank you, Cat. 1091 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:58,200 For everything. 1092 01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:01,520 Conrad? 1093 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:04,400 Sally? 1094 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,760 Adieu. 1095 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,480 Cat! - Cat! 1096 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:14,840 - Huh? - Wait, Cat. - Don't go! 1097 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,640 Uh-oh! 1098 01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:24,640 All right, kids. This place better not be a mess. 1099 01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:27,120 I'm... home? 1100 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,440 Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom. 1101 01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:33,360 Miss Walden, home so soon? The children were angels. 1102 01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:35,680 - Thanks, Mrs. Kwan. - Hello, Joan. 1103 01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:38,840 Lawrence, what happened to you? 1104 01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:43,720 They... happened to me. 1105 01:08:43,800 --> 01:08:47,120 Your demonic children. 1106 01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:50,080 They destroyed your house! 1107 01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:52,880 Uh... 1108 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:56,200 The house was alive. The wall was made of paper. 1109 01:08:56,320 --> 01:09:00,000 I fell off the cliff. And the giant cat... 1110 01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:03,960 The giant cat! 1111 01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:05,880 Tell her. 1112 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,760 Larry, Larry. 1113 01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:11,040 You look terrible, 1114 01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:13,080 and my mom thinks you're insane. 1115 01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:17,680 This is what we in sales call "a win-win scenario." 1116 01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:21,960 Joan, you are passing up the opportunity of a lifetime. 1117 01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:25,720 You know what kind of kid your boy is. 1118 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:29,120 I mean, who are you going to believe? 1119 01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:32,960 You're right. I do know what kind of kid Conrad is. 1120 01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:34,880 He can be irresponsible. 1121 01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:37,240 Yes! He makes bad choices. 1122 01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:40,760 Sometimes he makes me want to tear my hair out. Yes! Yes! Yes! 1123 01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:44,320 But he's a good kid, and I believe in him. 1124 01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:46,640 Now, I'd like you to leave. 1125 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:49,800 Wha... Joan. Joan. 1126 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:53,040 Joan. Joan. 1127 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:57,960 Oh, Joan, Joan, Joan! 1128 01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:08,880 - Will you marry me, Joan? 1129 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:11,840 Oh, Joan, Joan, Joan, Joan. 1130 01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:18,120 Yes! Yeah! 1131 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,080 Yeah! 1132 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:24,800 Oh, that's nice. 1133 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,920 Mr. Humberfloob? Whoa-ho-ho! 1134 01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:34,880 Almost got me again. Enjoy the party. 1135 01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:39,000 Mr. Humberfloob. Joan, the party's a hit and the house is immaculate. 1136 01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,120 Congratulations. 1137 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:43,400 Miss Walden. Uh, Miss Walden. 1138 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:46,480 Chicka-ow, chicka-ow, chica-yee-haw! Hi, Mom! 1139 01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:49,680 Honey, your cupcakes are a huge hit. What did you put in them? 1140 01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:52,920 Mom, you can make cupcakes out of anything. 1141 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:56,280 Are you telling me you can make cupcakes out of anything? 1142 01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:59,760 - Anything. - Anything? 1143 01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:02,200 So what did you kids do today, huh? 1144 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:05,640 Well, what would you do if your mother asked you? 1145 01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:08,920 The family was whole, all thanks to the Cat, 1146 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:11,880 who was dashing and charming, no doubt about that. 1147 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:13,800 He was witty and cultured... 1148 01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:15,840 and, well, very endearing... 1149 01:11:15,960 --> 01:11:17,920 and tremendously attractive, 1150 01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:20,120 but in a sort of real way. 1151 01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:23,320 You know, kind of an approachable way that I think you don't see these days... 1152 01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:26,200 Oh! Hello! I was just, uh... 1153 01:11:26,320 --> 01:11:29,640 I really should be going. 1154 01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:31,960 How'd they get so smart? 1155 01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:39,320 Oh, yeah! 1156 01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:42,000 Whoo! 1157 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,840 Come on, Things! Let's go! 1158 01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:58,200 What's on my schedule for tomorrow? 1159 01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:01,160 What do you say we go on vacation? 1160 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:04,920 How 'bout Hawaii? 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