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I thought
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you'd
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gone for good.
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You can't get rid of me that easily.
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I don't regret it.
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I don't regret any of it.
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Do you?
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Rob?
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Stella, you're dreaming.
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Oh.
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Oh, it's them.
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Oh, my God, what time is it? She needs a
feed.
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It's OK.
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We've both already had breakfast,
haven't we, Holt? Oh.
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You and Mummy was very fast asleep.
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We like you.
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Is it Rob again?
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What? In your dream.
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Er, yeah.
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Sorry. What are you saying sorry for?
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My conference calls in five minutes.
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You're kicking us out.
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I'm afraid it's the only room available.
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It's all right.
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We know when we're not wanted, don't we
all?
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It's bound to be on your mind, you know,
with it being a year.
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Eleven then.
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I'd better wake Ben.
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No need. He's already up and packing.
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Oh. Bit ahead of himself, isn't he?
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Ben? Morning.
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Looking very casual, Bob.
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The funeral parlour? Day off.
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Oh, bloody hell, Stella, I'm a bag of
nerves.
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I got my big date tonight, haven't I?
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Ooh, the Game of Thrones fella.
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Leslie, is it?
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Wesley, yeah.
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I've been sorting up all my characters.
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Not even finished series one yet.
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for a week?
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Yeah. Well, I want to be organised,
don't I?
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Oh, look at him. He can't get away from
you quick enough.
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You got a spare cheese grater?
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No. Hey, and what are you doing with my
wok? You're not having that. There's a
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can on.
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Oh, ma 'am, don't be so tight. I'm a
struggling student.
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Well, you just have to struggle without
no stir -fried beef.
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It was a wedding present, eh?
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From your Uncle Di.
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Wow. He splashed out.
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God, Ben.
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Oh, don't start.
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You've cried every day since I had my
results. I'm only going, Cardiff. I
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but you're my baby.
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No, she is.
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Oh, you know what I mean. Come here.
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I'm so going to miss you, Ben Morris.
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Yeah, I'll miss you too as it goes.
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And I'm a bit surprised by that.
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Because you're such a flipping nag.
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So, can I have the walk to remember you
by?
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No.
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Oh, what now?
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You were poor, maltreated grandmother,
God rest her baby -sham -dependent soul.
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She's not dead, Auntie Rand.
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They've mislaid her false teeth at the
home.
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Last seen inside the lying smile of
Betty Jean's brother -in -law. Yeah,
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had to tell her it was bedtime just to
get her to take him out. Who, Betty?
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Yes, of course, Betty.
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Oh, bless. She was probably a bit
confused, that's all.
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Hey, Ben, do you want a hot water
bottle?
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I've got a spare. So I'm going up there
this morning, see if we can sew a label
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on them or something.
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They're fast teeth.
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Honestly, as if we haven't got enough to
contend with her turning 100 next
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month. That is well old.
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Is she getting a telegram from the
Queen? If she makes it, because the way
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things are going, but... I mean, Gerdard
Stark, what a name. He's cool.
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belonging to Gary Stark?
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Works at the laundry?
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Well, according to this, he's Lord of
Winterfell and Warden of the North.
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Oh, heck, tonight's going to be a
washout.
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So, are you planning to visit your alien
grandmother any time soon?
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Or have she just been passed aside like
a Costa cappuccino cup? Oh, is she a
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nonsense?
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I took Holly up there last Tuesday. She
was right to drain, and she's really
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annoyed with you.
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Oh, what? Because of the shoehorn?
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Well, now, that's not... Not fair,
because I told her I was taking
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Stella. What?
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What?
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Good God, what's up with him? Looks like
he'd seen a goat.
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Michael, what's the matter?
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Just been speaking with our Hamadi.
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Who, the Dickens and Anna McCarty? Shh,
it's his boss, Mary. Go on.
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He wants me to go and work for him, out
in Dubai for six months.
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He wants us both to go.
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It's free accommodation, Stella.
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In a really plush apartment.
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Free childcare for Holly.
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You can be a lady of leisure while I'm
in the office. I don't want to be a lady
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of leisure. I want to be a nurse.
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And I know it's lovely, but the timing
is rubbish. More than just lovely,
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Stella. It's six months.
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And what about Jackson?
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You'd be happy not being in for six
months, would you? And Katie?
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Of course not.
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They can come and visit. Katie, she can
bring her little brother. She'd love
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that. Oh, my God.
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I have worked so hard to get where I am.
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I don't want to just... Throw it all
away for a six -month jolly in some
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Abu Dhabi apartment.
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Dubai. Dubai.
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Just think about it before you decide.
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Please?
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I'll talk to Terrell.
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See if I can get some sort of
sabbatical.
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But I'm not promising nothing.
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Are you ready?
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Morning. Morning. Morning.
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Morning. Morning. Morning.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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Morning. Morning. Morning. Morning.
Morning.
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Morning.
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on the blackjacks last night. And he'd
been grinning all morning like a wuss,
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the name whatchacall.
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Now, what is it you want?
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Cos I can't lend you a penny.
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You daft, my ma. I just wanted a chat,
that's all.
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What the hell for?
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I'm coming over tomorrow for my tea. I
know.
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And for God's sake, don't give me no
bloody thorine.
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Where's your brother coming to see me?
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Ten.
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He's in Tenerife, ma 'am.
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How?
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I'm worth a two -hour flight from Santa
Cruz. That is just... Oh, I see.
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He can't be arsed. Well, that's nice,
isn't it? Look, never mind, Ken.
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I've got something important to say.
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Christ, you're not pregnant.
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I've given this a lot of thought, and I
won't take no for an answer.
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Cheryl, the lodger, is moving out.
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which means I got a spare room.
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So, I've decided you were to come and
live with me.
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No, let me finish.
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I never felt right about you being in a
home, ma 'am. You should be with your
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family, surrounded by people who love
you, not living with strangers who steal
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your teeth.
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You'll have your own room.
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And Stella's only a crossroad, and I can
look after you properly.
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And oh, sorry, Brenda, I couldn't... I
know!
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You think I'm making a big sacrifice?
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What's a vibrant, active and busy career
woman like Aunty Brenda want with an
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elderly mother hanging round her neck,
dragging the very life force out of her
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soul on a daily basis? But it's not like
that.
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It'd be an honour.
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to have you live with me. Get you out of
this sad and lonely place.
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No.
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When I said I couldn't, I mean, I
couldn't think of nothing worse.
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Olwen, you're up.
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Appreciate the thought and that.
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happy where I am.
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Stella Morris.
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It's Jackson, actually. I go marry. Hey,
I haven't got time for names and names
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and what have you.
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Patient in bed now needs his BP doing
sharpish.
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I could have a word.
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I know you're going to say no, and
that's fine, but I thought I'd ask,
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on with it, Sarah Jackson.
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Right. OK, well, Michael has been
offered a job in Dubai for six months,
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wants me to go with him.
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Obviously, that's totally out of the
question. Yes.
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As I thought.
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At least I asked.
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Yes. You can go.
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That's all the necessary paperwork.
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The best of today is fish pie, and the
soup is raw tomato.
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I got no beef cattle till Georgia
Butcher to do his delivery, and we're
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out of profiteroles.
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Thank you, Alan.
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Little Alan.
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Bob's? Oh, cheers, Jan.
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Oh, Jack, will you test me?
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I mean, I've just got to get a sense of
the world, that's all. Otherwise, what
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in the name of Annika Rice am I going to
talk about on this damn date?
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You're right. OK, let's see.
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What is the nickname of Tyrion
Lannister?
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The Imp.
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Bullseye.
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Now, how many kingdoms are there in
Westeros? Six. No, seven. Seven. I'm
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I'll have to take your first answer.
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Then's the ruse, Bob.
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Okay. Who is the exiled princess of the
Targaryen dynasty?
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Daenerys Targaryen, also known as
Stormborn.
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I love a snake bite in black. You have
to go easy on the bite.
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How's your mother on you, Bren?
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I rue the day that woman gave birth to
me. Oh, heck, is she playing up?
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I'm telling you, there's no pleasing
her. Sharp as a pen.
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I'm there now, offering to take her in,
to put her up, to give her a home, and
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she did turn me down.
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Oh, I can't be easy, mind, being 99.
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That does may be, but I've decided I'm
having nothing more to do with her.
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Good God.
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Greetings. I am Caelan, Keeper of the
Shroud.
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Oh!
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Also known as Wesley Jenkins from Bryn
Armand. Hiya, Bob.
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Oh, this is getting on my fins.
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You two, I was early.
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I know. I couldn't wait.
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Plus, I managed to catch a lift off of
my pal Clare's well.
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He's got a van.
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So come, my friend.
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for the hour it is upon us.
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We're parked just by the lawn, dear.
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Why
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didn't
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you let me give you a lift? Oh, it's all
right.
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I could do the exercise, to be honest.
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I'm trying to shift all this baby
weight.
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Right, gorgeous.
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So, did you ask her?
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Who? Terrell. Did you ask her about
Dubai?
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Oh, bloody hell, Michael, give me a
chance. Oh, glad I caught you. I wanted
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give this invitation to Jackson's
birthday party it is over my Nana Pat
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Saturday. First I heard of it.
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Oh, right, nice.
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We're going to have fireworks and a
clown and everything.
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Yeah, so is Mike. I meant to mention it
this morning, like when you rang.
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OK, we've got to get the dinner on,
so... So, what do you think?
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About the party, yeah, nice.
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No.
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Dubai. Michael have told me all about
it. Actually, Beyonce... What?
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Oh, my God, it's amazing that we can go
out there as much as we like, didn't
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you, Mike?
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I can't wait, can you? What are you
going to wear?
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I mean, technically speaking, I got the
best of four worlds.
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One, me and Carl to get on better now
than when we was together.
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Two, you need to pay for me and Jen to
go out there once a month.
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And three, I got the advantage of being
a single woman.
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A deeply attractive single woman.
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And what was number four?
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Don't be pedantic, Yance.
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That's nine.
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Thanks.
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Great.
249
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,770
Oh, ma 'am, there's basketball near my
house.
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I don't have to take the fiver side.
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Nice.
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00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:06,040
So, who's going to take me down next
week when I move in?
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Well, I will, obviously.
254
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Oh, for God's sake, grow up. What's the
matter with you?
255
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I'll tell you what the matter is, Ben.
Your mother is sulking because I happen
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to mention to Beyonce... It's Dubai!
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Dubai! It might be the possibility of me
going to the military big time and
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maybe she'd like to come out with
Jackson.
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And I am not sulking.
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You're so old. And I only mentioned to
Beyonce it might happen. She shouldn't
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have said anything to you. Ma 'am,
you're mad not to go.
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Dubai for six months?
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That's amazing. Exactly. Stay out of it,
Ben. You have no idea.
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I'm so childish. You're so childish.
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Thanks for picking me up.
266
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I'd offer you some cash, but I've only
got a few dirham.
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I once knew a female ventriloquist in
Durham.
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Norman, dirham. The money the Arabs use.
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I'll thought you in the week. Fair
enough.
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You back then, Nadine Bever?
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Eventually, damn flight was delayed.
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How's my boy faring up out there?
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I don't miss my Carl, I'll let you know
that for a watercolour. Oh, he's all
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right, he's your boy, Carl.
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Don't you worry about that.
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Got himself a girlfriend.
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Fat to mess.
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Aye, he sent me a photo on the
Instagram.
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I mean, she's nice enough, I suppose.
280
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:40,629
But it's a get a bit embarrassing and
slathering all over her when he's got
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ex -lover sat there gawping like an egg.
282
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:45,250
Well, you've only got yourself to blame.
283
00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:49,750
Running off with a Moldavian undertaker
like Ivan Slosh.
284
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,730
Slosh. Karl Morris have moved on.
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Deal with it.
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Charming.
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to see to her.
288
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No, you're all right.
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My turn.
290
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Are you speaking to me now?
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No.
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Good
293
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God.
294
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What the hell are you wearing?
295
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Don't say nothing.
296
00:18:04,090 --> 00:18:06,130
I meant to be Shagga, son of Dolph.
297
00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:09,170
Shagga? We had a few drinks, me and Wes.
298
00:18:09,490 --> 00:18:13,569
And as a treat, he decided to do a
makeover on me because he was so
299
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with my vast knowledge of Game of
Thrones.
300
00:18:15,681 --> 00:18:17,749
Said he didn't do it for everyone.
301
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:18,800
Thank God for that.
302
00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:20,140
Hot chocolate?
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00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:21,360
Aye, go on then.
304
00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:22,940
Oh,
305
00:18:23,530 --> 00:18:24,580
what's up, chick?
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00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:25,800
Not good, is it?
307
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:27,330
Oh, I don't know, Bob.
308
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,050
Not sleeping too well these days.
309
00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:31,440
Oh, Bea.
310
00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:35,250
And me and Mike can't keep rowing about
this Abu Dhabi trip. Dubai.
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Dubai.
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Well, I think you're a fool.
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00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:42,610
Bob, I can't just sit at the decks and
go swanning off.
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I've got my career to think about.
315
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My graduation in a few weeks.
316
00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:50,969
You, Stella Morris, have got a
pathological fear of leaving this damn
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every time the chance to come around,
you run a mile.
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I went barley.
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00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:55,989
Yeah, for a fortnight on your honeymoon.
320
00:18:55,990 --> 00:18:57,829
And even then you had to fall home every
night.
321
00:18:57,830 --> 00:18:59,550
Oh, go on, live a little, Stella.
322
00:19:00,690 --> 00:19:02,920
Cos you're no spring chicken, let's be
fair.
323
00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:06,720
Do you have sex with him dressed like
that?
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00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:24,290
Moving out today, then, is it, Cher?
325
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,629
Affirmative, Nadine Bevan?
326
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:29,250
You dropped something, but... Oh!
327
00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:32,060
Do Jen and V want a little go -on donkey
later?
328
00:19:32,410 --> 00:19:33,610
Oh, no thanks, Glenn.
329
00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:37,629
She was on the camels every day down Abu
Dhabi. So a donkey will only
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00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:38,680
disappoint.
331
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,520
Oh,
332
00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:42,260
Phil!
333
00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:43,700
Hi, Nan.
334
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:45,590
When did you get back?
335
00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:46,820
Oh, last night.
336
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:48,170
Had a wonderful time.
337
00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:51,240
Me and Carl to get on better now than
when we was together.
338
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:54,310
And his girlfriend is good as gold.
339
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,930
Fatima. Likes to be called fat.
340
00:19:57,590 --> 00:20:00,730
but I feel it's a little near the mark.
I'd love to chat.
341
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,220
I've got to get this one to crash before
I start my shift.
342
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:06,220
Michael,
343
00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:08,470
will you bring a changing bag?
344
00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:10,150
I'll take it if you like.
345
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:13,090
Yeah, go on. Be company for me and Jen.
346
00:20:13,091 --> 00:20:15,289
She can come with us up the mother and
toddler.
347
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:18,840
Oh, no, you're all right. We've got our
routine now and she'd love crash.
348
00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:21,450
I was only being naively.
349
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:26,490
Yes, yes, international jet sitter.
350
00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:31,869
Am I glad to see a friendly face round
here, honestly. Chicken, I'd love to
351
00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:33,860
and chat, but I've got to be away at
nine.
352
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:36,780
No worries.
353
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,030
Give me a shout if you need hand up the
parlour.
354
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:42,610
Michael, have you got it?
355
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,000
Hey, stop shouting.
356
00:20:44,230 --> 00:20:46,030
Hiya, Michael, I was just wondering...
357
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:56,290
Stella just needs to ask her boss about
taking the time off.
358
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,580
Oi, Jackson.
359
00:20:57,581 --> 00:21:00,259
Yeah, I'll let you know as soon as she
finds out.
360
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,920
Your release form.
361
00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:04,140
Sign it and return it to me forthwith.
362
00:21:04,141 --> 00:21:05,339
What release form?
363
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:07,359
Oh, it's nothing. It's to do my course,
it is.
364
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,080
Cheryl, what release form?
365
00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:13,260
You can't just take your wife up the
Middle East without no buyer leave.
366
00:21:13,261 --> 00:21:17,199
She's going to need to inform the
appropriate authorities of return dates
367
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:21,260
what have you. So Stella did ask you
about Dubai? Oh, and be warned.
368
00:21:21,261 --> 00:21:23,739
You're going to need a shared load of
vaccination.
369
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,120
Abu Dhabi is right. It's Dubai.
370
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:30,539
Great. So you did ask her and she did
say yes. You just clearly don't want to
371
00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:31,590
go.
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00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:32,730
Might count.
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00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:55,430
Nice one, young Ben.
374
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,720
Yep, I'm on a roll today.
375
00:21:57,060 --> 00:21:58,440
Ah, the confidence of youth.
376
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,720
So, university beggars.
377
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,100
Yeah, can't wait.
378
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,420
Can you go to university like?
379
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,260
Only the university of life.
380
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,480
Yeah, I knew you was going to say that.
381
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,050
Fish pie?
382
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,130
Yeah, that'd be nice.
383
00:22:14,740 --> 00:22:15,800
And a cheeseburger.
384
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,439
Thanks, Lev.
385
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:20,600
With no bun, no burger, and no gherkin.
386
00:22:20,601 --> 00:22:24,099
Yeah, well, my mum doesn't eat bread, no
meat, and she doesn't like the taste of
387
00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,660
fucking gherkin. Got a problem?
388
00:22:25,661 --> 00:22:27,999
It's essentially two slices of tomato
and some cheese.
389
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,440
Honestly, what's the point?
390
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,620
I'm knocking off now in five.
391
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:35,970
Okay.
392
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,610
You'll miss your young comrade, I should
imagine.
393
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:40,950
Yeah.
394
00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:42,660
I feel a bit bad leaving him behind.
395
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:46,790
I mean, Pontebelli's not exactly the
most buzzing place on earth, is it?
396
00:22:47,689 --> 00:22:50,970
you'd be surprised what was on behind
closed doors in Ishiotown.
397
00:22:54,270 --> 00:22:55,320
Top left.
398
00:22:59,510 --> 00:23:02,250
I could do with some help behind the
bar, please, Gant.
399
00:23:02,251 --> 00:23:04,489
Coach Roderick's cheerleaders just
arrived.
400
00:23:04,490 --> 00:23:05,540
On my way, Captain.
401
00:23:06,390 --> 00:23:07,650
Another time, Benny boy?
402
00:23:08,970 --> 00:23:10,020
Go on, Ben.
403
00:23:10,290 --> 00:23:13,120
If I don't see you before you go, I'll
leave you with this.
404
00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:16,220
There's a wise man who can tell the
time.
405
00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:18,430
It's been a fool who knows how to waste
it.
406
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,120
Right, let's get out of this godforsaken
place.
407
00:23:45,610 --> 00:23:47,110
I'd have been quicker walking.
408
00:23:47,390 --> 00:23:50,410
Don't let me stop him. Oh, well, that's
nice, isn't it?
409
00:23:50,650 --> 00:23:55,649
Making your wheelchair -bound -ridden
mother get up and walk like Lazarus at a
410
00:23:55,650 --> 00:23:56,369
fun run.
411
00:23:56,370 --> 00:23:58,710
He's not wheelchair -bound.
412
00:23:59,290 --> 00:24:01,150
Come for your tea, have you, Mrs. Cosh?
413
00:24:01,990 --> 00:24:05,950
Don't shout, Glen Prennick. A garango
with a slice of catfilly.
414
00:24:17,460 --> 00:24:18,660
Nana Kosh, how are you?
415
00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:21,560
I'm surprised you know who I am.
416
00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:24,679
Seen as you didn't say fair to invite me
to your wedding.
417
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:28,200
Well, it was a very quiet affair, and
several months ago now.
418
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,220
Hi, Stel. I need to talk to you. Are you
on your own?
419
00:24:31,980 --> 00:24:33,030
Nearly.
420
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,270
Look, you'd better say hi to your
grandma.
421
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,600
She's a law unto herself, is my nan.
422
00:24:55,740 --> 00:25:00,079
Listen, I just wanted to apologise for
being a pain in the arse and for lying
423
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,130
about Cheryl.
424
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,940
I wouldn't call it lying, just an
omission of fact.
425
00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:06,780
Ever the solicitor, eh?
426
00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:09,640
Sorry, I interrupted your grovelling
apology.
427
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,510
It was just all going a bit fast for me,
that's all.
428
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,300
But I've been thinking and I decided I'm
being a dick.
429
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:21,479
Much as I hate to admit that everyone
else is right and I'm wrong, it is a
430
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,680
fantastic opportunity.
431
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,250
Are you saying what I think you're
saying?
432
00:25:25,980 --> 00:25:29,840
I'm saying it looks like you and me are
off up the Middle East.
433
00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:31,860
Stella, that is brilliant.
434
00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:34,270
God, I love you.
435
00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:38,640
Yeah, well, I thought it might do me
good to get away from Ponterbury for a
436
00:25:39,620 --> 00:25:42,220
Put an end to all those sleepless nights
and stuff.
437
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:44,020
It will stop, you know.
438
00:25:44,021 --> 00:25:48,439
In these dreams you have, they're just,
I don't know, part of the grieving
439
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,520
process, I suppose.
440
00:25:49,521 --> 00:25:52,739
Rob was a really important person in
your life. It's not like you're going to
441
00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:54,540
just forget all about him.
442
00:25:54,541 --> 00:25:56,219
I know.
443
00:25:56,220 --> 00:25:59,679
Tell you what, why don't I cook us a
meal tonight to celebrate Dubai? I'll do
444
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:04,059
something really special and send Ben
and Bobby off so we have the place to
445
00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:04,999
ourselves.
446
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,050
Yeah, OK.
447
00:26:06,220 --> 00:26:09,170
No, it won't be sausage balls. I told
you, that was a mistake.
448
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,690
Bella.
449
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,920
Listen, I'd better go.
450
00:26:12,921 --> 00:26:14,079
I'll see you later.
451
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,870
But please don't let the surprise be
that you are doing sausage balls after
452
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,770
No stranger.
453
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,120
He's 14 now.
454
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,680
God, he looks so much better.
455
00:26:33,681 --> 00:26:35,419
When's your first meeting?
456
00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:36,520
Two Christmases ago?
457
00:26:36,820 --> 00:26:39,440
Yep. Been in remission nearly a year
now.
458
00:26:40,180 --> 00:26:43,420
He gave me a proper run for my money
when I was on his ward.
459
00:26:43,421 --> 00:26:45,319
Well, he's even more stubborn these
days.
460
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,430
He's into a few fights, that kind of
thing.
461
00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:50,050
You've got a lot to be angry about,
bless him.
462
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,600
Sharon, how long are you going to be?
463
00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:53,910
I'm well bored.
464
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,170
It wasn't the complete accident that we
bumped into you today.
465
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:06,680
I did 24 specials today and 13 burgers.
466
00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:11,019
Nice. I've turned things round on the
bar meal front, but no -one really
467
00:27:11,020 --> 00:27:13,979
appreciates what I'm trying to do. You
know, you could always move to Cardiff
468
00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:14,779
like me.
469
00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:18,760
I know I'll be in halls, but you could
get a job there and a flat near by. Ben,
470
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,330
you're going to make loads of new
friends at uni.
471
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,970
You won't want me hanging around like a
cat in a bin.
472
00:27:23,980 --> 00:27:25,540
Yes, I will. No, you won't.
473
00:27:25,740 --> 00:27:26,820
You'll have new mates.
474
00:27:26,821 --> 00:27:30,479
with names like Gecko and Jackass, who
do things like bass jumping and cheese
475
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:37,399
rolling. I wish we were still in
476
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,450
school sometimes.
477
00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:39,950
Yeah.
478
00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:41,230
Ready, boy?
479
00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:42,630
Yeah.
480
00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:48,739
Listen, Ben, you and Bobby need to make
yourselves scarce tonight. I want some
481
00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:50,039
private time with the fella.
482
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,120
Where am I meant to go?
483
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:52,230
I don't know.
484
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,420
Nadine's youth club or something?
485
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:55,970
Cheers, mate.
486
00:27:57,420 --> 00:27:58,470
Youth club.
487
00:28:01,260 --> 00:28:03,160
This is me and Jen by the pool.
488
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,860
Yep. And that's your dad with Jen by the
pool.
489
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:07,230
Yep.
490
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,580
And that's all three of us by the pool.
491
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,520
Yep. These cupboards make old Mother
Hubbard look like Mary Berry.
492
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,150
You haven't even got so much as an
onion.
493
00:28:16,151 --> 00:28:19,219
Yeah, well, I've had more important
things on my mind since flying halfway
494
00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:20,979
across the world yesterday morning.
495
00:28:20,980 --> 00:28:22,720
Phoned Geraldo and ordered a pizza.
496
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:25,550
It's not my fault Michael's kicked you
both out of it.
497
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:29,160
I'm not having no scabby pizza from
Giraldo's. I'll text Little Al.
498
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:32,480
Oh, tell him to bring some of that fish
pie you do in the pub.
499
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,320
It is to die for.
500
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:38,450
Yeah, right, well, while you're waiting,
you can look at the rest of these.
501
00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:46,320
Now, this one. Oh, this was ever so
funny.
502
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:49,140
Me and Jane having breakfast.
503
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,610
That's Carl and Jane. Carl and Jane
having breakfast.
504
00:29:18,179 --> 00:29:24,739
Stop! Mike! The door was open. He's just
passed in and... Oh, my God, what are
505
00:29:24,740 --> 00:29:25,519
you wearing?
506
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,020
Oh, it's just something silly.
507
00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:29,920
I'm... Look, what do you want?
508
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,580
Right. Well, I wanted to talk about
Dubai.
509
00:29:32,581 --> 00:29:35,959
Oh, God, I'm sorry. I just can't take
you serious dressed like that.
510
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:36,739
What about Dubai?
511
00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:39,390
He's wearing a dress. You're wearing a
fucking dress.
512
00:29:39,420 --> 00:29:40,470
Shut up, Munchak.
513
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,190
Yeah, shut up, Munchak. All right, keep
your cock on.
514
00:29:43,191 --> 00:29:44,339
Where's Jackson?
515
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:45,390
Not a part.
516
00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:52,699
Thing is, I was wondering... When we
come to visit, like, would it be OK
517
00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:54,440
if his lordship were coming along?
518
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:57,879
I am a kid's stepdad, so... No, you're
not. You're his mother's current
519
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,959
boyfriend. Yeah, well, we're hoping it
might get a bit more serious than that,
520
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,040
aren't we, babe? Yeah.
521
00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:06,039
Oh, no, no, no, hang on. I'm not paying
for him to come out. I'm not even sure
522
00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:07,480
I'm paying for you to come out.
523
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:08,720
What? Well...
524
00:30:08,721 --> 00:30:11,759
Katie's perfectly capable. She can bring
Jackson out. No way! I'm not letting my
525
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,739
son travel halfway round the world with
a sister he hardly even sees.
526
00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:16,459
That's out the border, mate. She's his
mother.
527
00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:19,219
Look, can we discuss this another time?
It's really not convenient.
528
00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:20,270
Michael!
529
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:23,930
What's going on?
530
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:27,330
What it is, I just wanted to sort out,
why are you dressed like that?
531
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:33,760
Oh, my God, it was meant to be a bloody
surprise. Just a bit of... Who's this?
532
00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:37,380
Michael, um, you remember Billy?
533
00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:41,450
Yeah? Well, he's come to stay with us
for a few days.
534
00:30:43,230 --> 00:30:44,280
Great.
535
00:30:54,430 --> 00:31:00,589
The flight's booked for the 20th. Yep.
And I was thinking, you've got Bobby
536
00:31:00,590 --> 00:31:02,509
here, of course, to look after the
house.
537
00:31:02,510 --> 00:31:03,890
Is it all good on that front?
538
00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:05,080
Exactly.
539
00:31:05,550 --> 00:31:07,170
I'm so glad you changed your mind.
540
00:31:09,130 --> 00:31:11,540
Any news yet about Billy's new foster
parents?
541
00:31:11,590 --> 00:31:13,390
No, not yet.
542
00:31:13,910 --> 00:31:15,050
Okay, sorry.
543
00:31:15,350 --> 00:31:20,069
Christ, my girl. Poor Kate's been shoved
from children's home to foster parent
544
00:31:20,070 --> 00:31:21,120
and back again.
545
00:31:21,130 --> 00:31:24,200
I want him to feel welcome here, not
like some inconvenience.
546
00:31:24,430 --> 00:31:27,090
Stell, do you want a hand? No, it's
fine, Prash.
547
00:31:27,570 --> 00:31:30,770
So, who's your art teacher, then? Mr.
Jeffries, we add.
548
00:31:31,010 --> 00:31:32,060
Jurassic Jeff.
549
00:31:32,130 --> 00:31:33,180
He's 410.
550
00:31:33,310 --> 00:31:37,450
Yeah, we add him. I made this pottery
fireman in year eight, David.
551
00:31:37,750 --> 00:31:38,800
Oh, bless.
552
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,780
And his arm fell off in the kiln.
553
00:31:41,380 --> 00:31:42,500
Cool, Mr Jefferies.
554
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:43,810
Yeah.
555
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,170
I made this fast thing for my foster
mother.
556
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,770
And then she got ill.
557
00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:50,190
Oh.
558
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,290
That's rank, mate.
559
00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:52,870
Don't matter.
560
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,090
More bacon, anyone?
561
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,250
Oh, yeah.
562
00:31:57,220 --> 00:31:58,380
Billy? No.
563
00:31:58,381 --> 00:32:02,819
I hope you two are coming to Jackson's
party this afternoon.
564
00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:05,170
Oh, fine, mate. You're on your own with
that one.
565
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,700
Michael needs moral support contend with
Beyonce's family.
566
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,010
God help us.
567
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:13,180
Do I have to? Yeah, come on. It'll be
fun.
568
00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:14,950
Okay.
569
00:32:14,951 --> 00:32:16,419
I'm going to the playstation.
570
00:32:16,420 --> 00:32:17,470
Okay.
571
00:32:19,580 --> 00:32:21,560
He's not the friendliest of kids, is he?
572
00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:23,540
He's like normal, that is.
573
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,580
Oh, thank God you're cocking in.
574
00:32:31,581 --> 00:32:34,329
You never believe what's happened.
575
00:32:34,330 --> 00:32:36,789
Oh, my God, is it Jackson? Is he all
right? What's happened?
576
00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:38,290
It's the clown. He's cancelled.
577
00:32:38,310 --> 00:32:39,360
This one's in pieces.
578
00:32:39,361 --> 00:32:40,209
What clown?
579
00:32:40,210 --> 00:32:44,190
For Jackson's party, he fucking
cancelled on me. Calling a cocking
580
00:32:44,410 --> 00:32:45,460
You have to.
581
00:32:45,510 --> 00:32:46,910
It is a current disaster.
582
00:32:47,230 --> 00:32:51,329
We've got 43 of my bastard family
showing up to this party, including my
583
00:32:51,330 --> 00:32:54,949
brother's girl, who thinks she's the
best bastard he is. So if we've got no
584
00:32:54,950 --> 00:32:57,370
entertainment for the kids, we'll never
get a...
585
00:32:57,371 --> 00:33:00,669
Jackson's one, for God's sake. He
doesn't need a clown.
586
00:33:00,670 --> 00:33:02,470
Oh, well, that is a typical of you.
587
00:33:03,930 --> 00:33:05,410
See what you've got?
588
00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:12,470
If you're looking for a clown,
589
00:33:12,630 --> 00:33:13,950
look no further.
590
00:33:14,990 --> 00:33:16,470
Why? Don't worry.
591
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:18,030
You won't have to pay me.
592
00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:19,780
I'll do it as a favour.
593
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,300
Do what, Nellie?
594
00:33:21,970 --> 00:33:23,770
Pick a skills in clowning technique.
595
00:33:24,190 --> 00:33:25,240
I done a course.
596
00:33:34,350 --> 00:33:35,950
He's a lovely boy, is Lily.
597
00:33:37,370 --> 00:33:38,490
Bit of a handful.
598
00:33:39,130 --> 00:33:40,570
Well, then who can blame him?
599
00:33:41,270 --> 00:33:43,860
He's been through such crap, you
wouldn't believe.
600
00:33:49,030 --> 00:33:51,390
And this one's dotted teeth in, I
reckon.
601
00:33:52,470 --> 00:33:53,810
Her cheeks are red.
602
00:33:54,050 --> 00:33:55,970
She's gone a bit grouchy, haven't you?
603
00:33:58,490 --> 00:34:00,270
Oh, she's so sweet, Rob.
604
00:34:01,210 --> 00:34:02,590
You'd really like her.
605
00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:05,990
Actually, no.
606
00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:09,070
We'd love her.
607
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,380
Well, that was unexpected.
608
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,800
You don't really think that.
609
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,610
Ma 'am.
610
00:34:45,580 --> 00:34:48,900
Oh, what's this? The Olympics come to
Ponteberry, is it?
611
00:34:48,901 --> 00:34:52,138
I thought these two needed a bit of wind
in their Saturday tales.
612
00:34:52,139 --> 00:34:54,158
These are going to give me some boxing
lessons and all.
613
00:34:54,159 --> 00:34:55,209
Oh, nice.
614
00:34:55,210 --> 00:34:56,259
It's not fair.
615
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:59,639
Some of us had bacon and eggs this
morning. I'm only thinking of you and
616
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:03,519
unhealthy student lifestyle you've got
ahead of you. Right, go on. Sprint to
617
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,020
that big statue thing and back.
618
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,170
What? Ready?
619
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,210
Twice!
620
00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:17,660
Billy reminds me of me at his age.
621
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,200
Troubled, sulky and defensive.
622
00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:22,280
I wonder where he got that from.
623
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,100
Rob, one defensive.
624
00:35:25,580 --> 00:35:27,180
He was just annoyingly private.
625
00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:33,220
I still think about him a hundred times
a day.
626
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:35,850
Yeah.
627
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:38,560
This is ridiculous.
628
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,980
Luda, come on, old man.
629
00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:43,860
He's the right little mofar, isn't he?
630
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,820
Luke, you know when Rob came back last
year, the first time?
631
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,740
For Sophie's Christmas?
632
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,010
Yeah.
633
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:02,099
Well, we... We
634
00:36:02,100 --> 00:36:07,740
talked a lot about how proud we were of
you.
635
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:11,370
Really proud.
636
00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:14,070
Thanks.
637
00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:18,750
Right.
638
00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:21,590
Let's get going.
639
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:25,880
This party starts in an hour.
640
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,150
You with me?
641
00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:44,480
I'm Nadine Bevan.
642
00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:46,440
Huh? I'm the clown.
643
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:47,930
Huh?
644
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,320
Right, well, I'll go inside and make a
start, then, is it?
645
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,340
Hiya, Nana Pat, how's your leg?
646
00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:58,620
Oh, bastard, tell him, you auntie van.
647
00:36:59,060 --> 00:37:00,440
Oh, you are, then.
648
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:03,330
I'll see you in there, then, is there?
Aye.
649
00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,520
Is it true you were in school with her?
650
00:37:11,260 --> 00:37:12,310
No comment.
651
00:37:14,730 --> 00:37:16,590
Got a cocking license for that thing?
652
00:37:16,850 --> 00:37:18,470
I could ask you the same question.
653
00:37:23,490 --> 00:37:25,530
On the bastard path!
654
00:37:25,930 --> 00:37:26,980
Farewell!
655
00:37:27,850 --> 00:37:32,850
Give me ranks.
656
00:37:33,450 --> 00:37:35,710
Don't be such a snob, Michael Jackson.
657
00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:37,690
They're your family now.
658
00:37:37,910 --> 00:37:39,590
Well, part of it anyway.
659
00:37:40,730 --> 00:37:43,390
Well, yes, you're my wife. Ergo,
you're...
660
00:37:43,710 --> 00:37:45,150
part of their family too, no?
661
00:37:45,310 --> 00:37:46,410
Too bloody shay.
662
00:37:48,650 --> 00:37:50,570
Is Nana Pat actually kissing that man?
663
00:37:51,890 --> 00:37:53,790
As in, properly kissing him?
664
00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:55,930
Yep, she properly is.
665
00:38:02,190 --> 00:38:03,240
Mike!
666
00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:08,769
Mike! Oh my God, thanks for coming. All
right, all right. Who's out there? It's
667
00:38:08,770 --> 00:38:09,820
my car, Nana Pat.
668
00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:11,030
Michael Caine. No.
669
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,240
Michael Caine. Norman.
670
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:15,340
Norman. Oh, don't be tough. Now, it's
Michael, my ex.
671
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,739
Uh, be honest, say, if Michael is not
your bloody ex, thank you very much.
672
00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:20,559
on, Shell.
673
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:21,259
Not by.
674
00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:24,559
Not on Jackson's special day in front of
his little sister and that.
675
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,150
My God, she looks like Jackson, doesn't
she, Mike?
676
00:38:27,151 --> 00:38:28,519
What do you think?
677
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:31,919
One of the family. And that is what
today is all about. And I want to
678
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,300
you into mine with open arms.
679
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,820
And legs there, Mike.
680
00:38:35,660 --> 00:38:36,710
What are you joking?
681
00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:38,100
I've already had a few.
682
00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:39,480
Right, coming in, then.
683
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,010
Bonjour, Pierre.
684
00:38:47,260 --> 00:38:49,980
No! It's a birthday present.
685
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,680
No! Don't be ridiculous.
686
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,540
No, I wanted leave, I did. And me.
687
00:39:00,020 --> 00:39:01,980
Brexit all the bastard way back.
688
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,600
Exactly. What the hell have you ever
done for Wales?
689
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:07,980
Do you want a list?
690
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:15,660
He did, Mom!
691
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,170
You old sicko, huh?
692
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,560
There, I've unpacked it, can't I?
693
00:40:19,380 --> 00:40:21,120
I won't use from March, then, Glenn.
694
00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:25,100
Aye. She sent me a letter last week, she
did. Oh, good.
695
00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:28,000
Told me to get on with my life.
696
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,730
Right here.
697
00:40:34,970 --> 00:40:40,370
It's a pretty... No, thanks. No, thank
you.
698
00:40:44,070 --> 00:40:46,450
Are you OK?
699
00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:48,670
Yeah. Yeah.
700
00:40:49,350 --> 00:40:52,750
Let me out of here!
701
00:40:53,130 --> 00:40:59,670
Where's the dirty bastard got my
daughter up the duff? Oh, Dad, man, shut
702
00:40:59,850 --> 00:41:01,590
Just give the living shite out of it.
703
00:41:01,650 --> 00:41:04,330
My dear, this is my dad, Clive.
704
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,260
Michael! Come here, my son!
705
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,090
Sorry.
706
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,730
Don't worry. I've got to go and change
Holly.
707
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,560
Clive can come and sit for you.
708
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:15,890
So, no, don't worry.
709
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,260
Christ, look at me.
710
00:41:21,660 --> 00:41:22,710
Filling up, yeah?
711
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,280
Bromley and Croydinga, my dad account.
712
00:41:25,600 --> 00:41:26,650
Look, look, look!
713
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,340
Actual real tears, yeah.
714
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,970
where my grandson can get his good luck
from now.
715
00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:36,840
Oh, you cheeky sod, he's my kid and all.
716
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:40,319
You
717
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:49,799
have
718
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:52,940
been such a good girl today, haven't
you?
719
00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:54,910
Yes, you have.
720
00:41:54,911 --> 00:41:59,239
It's going to be lively down there
nowadays.
721
00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,119
Mike will just stop rain from doing a
strip.
722
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,170
Oh, good God.
723
00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:05,300
Swig of rocket fuel?
724
00:42:05,870 --> 00:42:07,170
Nah, you're all right.
725
00:42:07,171 --> 00:42:11,329
Me and Zoe are going to head off in a
bit before all gets out of hand.
726
00:42:11,330 --> 00:42:12,380
Good idea.
727
00:42:13,350 --> 00:42:14,490
Hey, pass me them socks.
728
00:42:14,930 --> 00:42:15,980
Come here.
729
00:42:15,981 --> 00:42:16,849
I'll do this.
730
00:42:16,850 --> 00:42:17,900
I'll fight for this.
731
00:42:19,070 --> 00:42:25,869
I forget
732
00:42:25,870 --> 00:42:27,920
you're a dab hand in all this daddy
stuff.
733
00:42:27,921 --> 00:42:31,469
I'm going to change a nappy with one
hand behind my back and my eyes closed.
734
00:42:31,470 --> 00:42:32,550
Whilst baking a cake.
735
00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:40,000
such a little smiler, and she's proper
placid, like Sophie was.
736
00:42:42,820 --> 00:42:43,870
Have you seen this?
737
00:42:44,180 --> 00:42:45,230
What?
738
00:42:45,540 --> 00:42:49,939
I never noticed it before. She's got the
same weird thing with her toe. See how
739
00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:51,080
it bends over that one?
740
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,700
Yeah. Like mine. Like yours.
741
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,410
And Rob's.
742
00:42:59,340 --> 00:43:00,390
Stella!
743
00:43:00,391 --> 00:43:04,969
Stella. For God's sake, don't leave me
down there. The man's a maniac.
744
00:43:04,970 --> 00:43:06,929
Where do you think you are going, Mikey?
Why?
745
00:43:06,930 --> 00:43:07,829
Come on.
746
00:43:07,830 --> 00:43:10,590
We're doing a cake, and I've got a
cracking speech.
747
00:43:12,290 --> 00:43:13,340
Stop!
748
00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:23,990
This Holly robs baby.
749
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:45,930
Hello, stranger.
750
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:48,040
Dad, you've arrived.
751
00:43:48,780 --> 00:43:50,380
Save the niceties, good boy.
752
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:55,419
We've got a surprise party to plan for
our mother. What's wrong with Daddy's
753
00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:56,470
little girl, hmm?
754
00:43:57,540 --> 00:43:58,590
Oh,
755
00:44:00,460 --> 00:44:01,510
you are so gross.
756
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:02,960
Hang on a minute, Jack.
757
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,080
I've got a business proposal.
758
00:44:07,540 --> 00:44:08,680
What's it there, then?
759
00:44:09,201 --> 00:44:12,029
You've got to tell him, ma 'am.
760
00:44:12,030 --> 00:44:16,580
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