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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,870 --> 00:00:11,920 You've got to promise not to tell anyone. 2 00:00:12,290 --> 00:00:13,340 Scout's honour. 3 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:16,370 You done this before? 4 00:00:16,510 --> 00:00:17,650 What, made a sandwich? 5 00:00:17,670 --> 00:00:18,720 Yes, I have. 6 00:00:20,830 --> 00:00:26,150 One day I noticed that the manager, daring at me, in that way that men do. 7 00:00:43,370 --> 00:00:50,310 We can fly and look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. 8 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,420 Don't you get to eat at work? 9 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,580 Chefs don't eat. We taste. 10 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:14,890 Yes, Chef. 11 00:01:14,891 --> 00:01:16,039 To you, Katie. 12 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,120 Are you back tonight? 13 00:01:17,140 --> 00:01:19,670 Yep. Mum's going paintballing with her yoga group. 14 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,130 Don't ask. 15 00:01:21,131 --> 00:01:23,359 Oh, good luck with your exam today. 16 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,410 Yeah. 17 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:27,670 Oh, 18 00:01:28,620 --> 00:01:29,670 it's Maya. 19 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:32,700 Oh, look, I've got to go. 20 00:01:32,940 --> 00:01:34,990 It's hell -easy. They've just kicked off. 21 00:01:35,180 --> 00:01:36,230 I'll see you later. 22 00:01:41,610 --> 00:01:42,660 Oh, I won't now. 23 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:46,629 Come on, get up that college and see if they let you enrol. Pointless. There's 24 00:01:46,630 --> 00:01:47,680 no courses I like. 25 00:01:47,870 --> 00:01:51,310 Besides, studying's a waste of time. It is not a waste of time. 26 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:52,509 Look at Michael. 27 00:01:52,510 --> 00:01:55,930 He's read all them books and now he's frying eggs down Big Al's cafe. 28 00:01:58,430 --> 00:01:59,480 Morning, Del. 29 00:01:59,550 --> 00:02:00,600 All right, Sue? 30 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:01,880 Not really. 31 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:04,250 Jack was in all night with us. Wouldn't settle. 32 00:02:06,151 --> 00:02:10,099 Michael's got to get a banister on downstairs. 33 00:02:10,100 --> 00:02:11,150 I mean, 34 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,520 I nearly slipped again on the way down. 35 00:02:15,521 --> 00:02:18,439 Yeah, I don't think it's meant to have a banister. 36 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,060 It's because it's minimalistic. 37 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,290 See you, Jack. 38 00:02:23,300 --> 00:02:24,350 Bye, Daddy. 39 00:02:35,850 --> 00:02:38,620 Right, good boy, you are coming up the hospital with me. 40 00:02:38,830 --> 00:02:42,790 Have you gone total tonto? They're doing a trial shift for porters today. 41 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:48,449 So? So, if you don't want to educate yourself, you can find out what a proper 42 00:02:48,450 --> 00:02:49,790 hard day's work's like. 43 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:51,670 Now, move it. 44 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:52,980 Move it? 45 00:02:55,781 --> 00:03:00,569 Careful, you don't have that better too quickly. 46 00:03:00,570 --> 00:03:02,920 I don't have to make a holiday sauce, thank you. 47 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:06,910 Right then. Bradman! 48 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:12,289 Sorry about that. We need three eggs benedict, two bacon sarnies, two cheese 49 00:03:12,290 --> 00:03:16,129 omelettes. What benedict? Do they get gammon? Do they... You've got to stop 50 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:19,349 that, son. It's confusing the customers and Nadine's having a breakdown. So just 51 00:03:19,350 --> 00:03:20,510 talk English, yeah? 52 00:03:21,170 --> 00:03:23,990 Fine. Michael, three benedicts. Yes, sir. 53 00:03:28,530 --> 00:03:31,360 Remind me why you do it again? I could do this all on my own. 54 00:03:31,570 --> 00:03:32,710 Don't be like that, man. 55 00:03:33,030 --> 00:03:34,650 It's posh now. She's pulling on it. 56 00:03:35,710 --> 00:03:38,240 Quick, for some salad cream on two cotton porches. 57 00:03:38,630 --> 00:03:42,229 Cock it. I'll have a plate of chips. They've got a gag in for a bit of bath 58 00:03:42,230 --> 00:03:43,510 breakfast. Do I do that? 59 00:03:43,850 --> 00:03:44,900 Aye, chips. 60 00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:47,810 Tyson! The cotton sauce down. 61 00:03:50,370 --> 00:03:51,420 Bonjour, Bob. 62 00:03:51,450 --> 00:03:52,500 What'll it be? 63 00:03:52,710 --> 00:03:53,760 Eggs Benedict. 64 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:55,240 Excellent, Jess. 65 00:03:57,590 --> 00:03:58,640 Tyson! 66 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,170 Little cotton shit. 67 00:04:01,230 --> 00:04:02,290 To take away, please. 68 00:04:06,350 --> 00:04:07,400 This is my terror. 69 00:04:07,401 --> 00:04:08,509 Stella Morris. 70 00:04:08,510 --> 00:04:10,130 Don't worry about the Morris bit. 71 00:04:10,131 --> 00:04:14,029 We're neighbours now, aren't we? As I've previously stated, persistently 72 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:17,820 alluding to the proximity of our living quarters will not carry no favours. 73 00:04:18,410 --> 00:04:20,880 Especially in this afternoon's practical exam. 74 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:25,690 But I wasn't... Rule one, page one, leave you a personal life at the door. 75 00:04:26,090 --> 00:04:29,770 Which leads me to ask, why you dragged your son to work today? 76 00:04:29,771 --> 00:04:31,529 I haven't dragged him nowhere. 77 00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:33,640 Offends you to apply for the porter's job. 78 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:36,250 Fine. Take a place against the wall. 79 00:04:37,630 --> 00:04:38,830 Is she going to shoot me? 80 00:04:39,910 --> 00:04:40,960 Good luck. 81 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:44,400 Oh, great. 82 00:04:47,710 --> 00:04:49,150 The door off is closed, is it? 83 00:04:49,221 --> 00:04:51,149 No choice. 84 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:53,689 If I don't accept this interview, they'll stop my wedge. 85 00:04:53,690 --> 00:04:56,889 Three strikes and you're out with a rock and roll these days, Benny boy. 86 00:04:56,890 --> 00:04:59,120 When you're a grown -up, you'll understand. 87 00:04:59,730 --> 00:05:01,830 Right, you two, follow me. 88 00:05:02,130 --> 00:05:03,510 You're together for the day. 89 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,319 More salt. 90 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:13,480 I've not added any yet. 91 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:14,840 Well, you should have. 92 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:17,550 I wasn't aware there was an optimum time to do so. 93 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,619 Whilst whisking, it enhances the flavour. 94 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,240 Yeah, sure. All right. Ten minutes. 95 00:05:21,241 --> 00:05:23,899 Hey, I've got an affair for Moon. I'll be back in a bit. 96 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:24,950 You're taxing again. 97 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:28,020 Well, you know, keep my hand, just in case. 98 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:30,590 Will you two be able to manage without me? 99 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,130 Excellent. Right. 100 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:34,410 See you in a bit. 101 00:05:36,821 --> 00:05:41,949 That's what adult tucker -tops have to say about them. 102 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:43,150 Well, you can imagine. 103 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:47,749 Stella Morris, why is your son here? It is a hospital, not a place for human 104 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:52,030 beings. So, for waking up in the morning, yellow card. 105 00:05:52,510 --> 00:05:59,049 For breathing at work, yellow card. For daring to even exist, yellow 106 00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:00,100 card. 107 00:06:02,910 --> 00:06:03,960 Terrible. 108 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:07,830 Insubordination. My office, 1700 hours. 109 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:16,260 Good morning. 110 00:06:16,870 --> 00:06:18,410 Morning, Auntie Brenda. 111 00:06:18,730 --> 00:06:19,780 Good to have you back. 112 00:06:19,830 --> 00:06:24,090 Good to be back, kid. I'm far too young and vibrant for early retirement. 113 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:26,560 Bobby's up for it. 114 00:06:26,730 --> 00:06:27,780 Up for what? 115 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:33,800 Luke Morgan. 116 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:35,590 Die's having a poker night. 117 00:06:36,590 --> 00:06:37,640 Poker night? 118 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:39,090 Special invite only. 119 00:06:39,290 --> 00:06:42,190 No riffraff, no chit -chat, just the elite of Ponteberry. 120 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,150 It's still right for me to join you. 121 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:45,840 You'll be serious, mine son. 122 00:06:45,841 --> 00:06:49,519 Well, I'd better get out there and sell some cars then, because I want in big 123 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:50,570 time. 124 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:55,960 Oh, but not a noise to Zoe like. She don't approve of gambling. 125 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:04,079 So I take it I'm not invited to this watch a call? I'll be operating in the 126 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:06,680 evening on the once -seemed code of poker conduct. 127 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,130 Strictly no ladies. 128 00:07:08,980 --> 00:07:10,030 Oh. 129 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,840 So, of course, you can come. 130 00:07:16,510 --> 00:07:18,010 Bacon sandwich, please, love. 131 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:19,580 And three waffles. 132 00:07:20,270 --> 00:07:21,350 Burton, the young man. 133 00:07:21,910 --> 00:07:23,850 And don't worry, babe. This one's on me. 134 00:07:24,650 --> 00:07:25,970 I know you're going to cash. 135 00:07:26,450 --> 00:07:27,500 It won't be for long. 136 00:07:27,501 --> 00:07:28,809 But, Carl. 137 00:07:28,810 --> 00:07:29,649 What I know. 138 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,030 I'll soon be back on my hands. 139 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:32,530 I know, love. I believe in you. 140 00:07:33,110 --> 00:07:34,550 Taylor and Burton, that's us. 141 00:07:35,850 --> 00:07:36,900 What, dead? 142 00:07:37,110 --> 00:07:38,250 Norman, a team. 143 00:07:39,770 --> 00:07:42,310 I am the wings and you are my wings. 144 00:07:43,570 --> 00:07:45,370 You've got to sign on, you know, Carl. 145 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,580 Never. No Morris, never claim for nothing. 146 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:50,010 Don't be daft. 147 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,390 Your father's been on invalidity for 20 years. 148 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,050 All he did was catch a cold down Fort de Gary Lido. 149 00:07:56,580 --> 00:07:59,500 No man calls a Morris a shirker. 150 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,220 I'll get her some dosh, Nats. 151 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:03,710 Trust me. 152 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:05,680 Your wind is strong. 153 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:13,399 Out of my kitchen! I simply cannot work like this. Sorry, Michael, but chefing's 154 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,419 a young man's game. 155 00:08:14,420 --> 00:08:16,200 So you... Sacking me, little Alan? 156 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,240 No. My father is. 157 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,260 Mike? Yes. 158 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:24,820 I'm seeing a partner. The hiring of firing a staff is not my remit. Staff? 159 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:28,160 Come on, son. We don't even pay him. I mean it, Dad. 160 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,200 It's him or me. 161 00:08:32,919 --> 00:08:33,969 Michael, 162 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,790 I hate to do this, but... Let me save you the bother. 163 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:52,930 And you, pack your stuff and get out or you're sacked. 164 00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:55,510 What? You can't sack me. 165 00:08:55,511 --> 00:08:58,869 I'm your father. This is my bloody business. You're in the blooming way all 166 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:00,949 time. Don't be so ridiculous, man. Excuse me, please, Alan. 167 00:09:00,950 --> 00:09:03,589 See you now. And you keep putting things down where they shouldn't be. No, I 168 00:09:03,590 --> 00:09:06,569 don't. And you keep eating the toast. It's a vote for the catcher. Will you 169 00:09:06,570 --> 00:09:07,620 listen? 170 00:09:09,370 --> 00:09:10,420 I'm going for a drive. 171 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:12,080 Cool off, will you? 172 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,000 to the hospital I am. 173 00:09:34,960 --> 00:09:40,319 Right. Check up on my ape. Every time I take a step, it sounds like someone's 174 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:41,540 crunching crisps. 175 00:09:42,180 --> 00:09:44,340 Nasty. Half day, is it? 176 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,520 Yeah, something like that. 177 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,480 My Glen never had it so lucky. 178 00:09:48,940 --> 00:09:51,140 A real gruster he was. 179 00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:52,880 Twelve hours shift. 180 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,460 It was a hard place to survive. 181 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:57,470 Down the mines. 182 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,560 Butlins. Ten years of Redcourt. 183 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:03,550 Never again. 184 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:42,570 Hi, Stella. 185 00:10:42,571 --> 00:10:45,799 Just checking on where little Raymond Blank is getting on. 186 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,120 Good, yeah, all going well. 187 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:48,770 Mm. 188 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:50,600 What are you cooking up now? 189 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:54,500 Oh, just, uh... Um, I've got to go. Big order just in. 190 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:55,960 Go for him, cowboy! 191 00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:58,280 Mwah! Bye. 192 00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:19,480 You alone? 193 00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:20,920 Yes. Why? 194 00:11:28,630 --> 00:11:30,110 Very enigmatic. What is it? 195 00:11:30,450 --> 00:11:31,500 Tonight. 196 00:11:31,610 --> 00:11:33,290 Poker. Only serious players. 197 00:11:33,690 --> 00:11:35,950 No riffraff, no chit -chat. My place at nine. 198 00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:37,240 You in? 199 00:11:37,241 --> 00:11:41,249 Well, I'll, uh... I'll have to check a second with Stella and get back to you. 200 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:41,909 Do you? 201 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,440 Do you, man? Who wears the trousers in this house? 202 00:11:44,890 --> 00:11:47,730 Or should I say the marigolds? Ha -ha! Ha -ha -ha -ha! 203 00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:04,030 Well, it's only been a day, and I guess I could say it feels like a week. 204 00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:08,770 And what I thought was wrong, how I miss it now is gone. 205 00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:11,670 I struggle to find my feet. 206 00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:18,449 Some things are meant together, and some things are better 207 00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:25,110 apart. Some things are easy when I'm done. 208 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:38,790 Don't panic. 209 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:40,730 Deep breaths. 210 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,370 Oh. 211 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:45,199 Who's there? 212 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,250 Don't do this. 213 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,100 Come in. 214 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:50,750 It's open. 215 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,140 What the hell are you doing up there? 216 00:12:58,460 --> 00:13:00,340 Just changing the light bulb. 217 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:01,920 Could take some time. 218 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,330 Tricky job. 219 00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:05,670 Right. 220 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,020 Whatever. Anyway, look. 221 00:13:07,021 --> 00:13:08,339 Take this. 222 00:13:08,340 --> 00:13:09,239 Poker, tonight. 223 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,590 White place at nine. No riffraff, no chit -chat. 224 00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:12,910 Top secret. 225 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,310 Knock, knock. 226 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,210 Only me. 227 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,770 I hear there's a game of poker on tonight. 228 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:20,570 Who from? 229 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:21,730 No can tell, die. 230 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,850 An ex -soldier's lips are as tight as a tambourine. 231 00:13:24,851 --> 00:13:25,599 Who from? 232 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,650 Auntie Brenda. 233 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:29,320 Typical. I decide who's coming, not her. 234 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,650 So am I in? 235 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:31,880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine. 236 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:34,590 Alan, are you? 237 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:35,990 Aye. 238 00:13:35,991 --> 00:13:39,739 Oh, I'll check and see if Cedar's all right with it. 239 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:43,720 What is it with the men at the very? Are you a man or a mouse? What? Where? 240 00:13:43,721 --> 00:13:47,459 Can you see it? Have you seen it? Oh, God, has it gone? Oh, God, tell me it's 241 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,099 gone. What the hell is wrong with you, boy? 242 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:54,839 Nothing. I'm just a bit anxious, that's all. I want the 243 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,580 light bulb change to go well. 244 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:01,600 Nice and smooth, like, no hiccups. It's a big job. 245 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:05,680 Now, what do you mean, Al? 246 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,060 It took me the best part of a week once to wire a plug. 247 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,540 Got to get these things right. 248 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,980 Good God, it's like seeing a ghost. 249 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,490 Here we go. 250 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,760 Morning, Auntie Brenda. 251 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,980 From down by there, I thought her Sean was back in town. 252 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:34,380 He wore leather and drove a watch on him, but he was much younger than you. 253 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:36,910 You aged as I got nearer. 254 00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:39,990 Thank you. Thank you for that. 255 00:14:40,810 --> 00:14:41,860 I can't chat. 256 00:14:42,170 --> 00:14:45,600 I'm only back from work because I remember I'd left the heat thing on. 257 00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:50,409 Why aren't you in work? I thought you were stuck in a... The 258 00:14:50,410 --> 00:14:56,389 thing is, I've been a right grumpy git with him lately. I can hear myself 259 00:14:56,390 --> 00:14:58,070 nagging. All right. 260 00:14:58,730 --> 00:14:59,830 It's not this way. 261 00:15:00,890 --> 00:15:03,430 Ma 'am, this is the way to the chapel. 262 00:15:03,431 --> 00:15:06,119 Turn back on yourself and take the first left. 263 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,170 Told you. 264 00:15:07,171 --> 00:15:09,179 Poor kid. 265 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:11,830 You'd think they'd have started him off on a live one. 266 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,130 Lift! 267 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,180 Don't beat yourself up about Michael. 268 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,520 You only know what's best for him. I know. 269 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,819 But Jan used to nag him day and night, apparently. Oh, God, tell me I'm not 270 00:15:23,820 --> 00:15:25,080 turning into the ex -wife. 271 00:15:25,081 --> 00:15:25,759 Stop it. 272 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,320 You couldn't be more different. 273 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,450 There you go. 274 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,400 And he loves you. I can see that. 275 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,450 He'll come too. 276 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,230 He's a good man, your Michael. 277 00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:35,630 A responsible man. 278 00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:37,560 Yeah. 279 00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:57,080 It's just with the calf and the cabbying and we were just taking on too much. 280 00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:59,250 You know, we wanted to be the one boss. 281 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:01,209 Do you want to sit up for me, love? 282 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,070 It's all pressure, though, isn't it? 283 00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:05,230 Look, you are Al is a fighter. 284 00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:09,429 He may seem like a big softy, but trust me, when his chips are down, he's brave 285 00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:10,790 and strong and fearless. 286 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:50,920 Of course we're both lucky, really. Of course we are. 287 00:16:51,130 --> 00:16:53,480 Hey, let's do something nice for them tonight. 288 00:16:54,210 --> 00:16:55,930 I could keep my nurse's uniform on. 289 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:58,680 Michael quite likes it when I... I mean together. 290 00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:02,810 Oh, no, I wouldn't go that far. Do you mind? 291 00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:04,460 I mean a meal. 292 00:17:04,461 --> 00:17:05,729 At ours. 293 00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:06,780 Oh. 294 00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,190 A takeaway. Less hassle. 295 00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:10,860 I'll get some wine. 296 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,190 I'll get some chocolate. 297 00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:14,060 A double date. 298 00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:17,370 Well, I'm glad that's sorted. 299 00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:20,150 Kecker's money was that way. 300 00:17:20,151 --> 00:17:23,669 It's this way now, come on. I told you it was to the left. I said you was in 301 00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:24,720 charge. 302 00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:28,540 Muppet. Tosser. 303 00:17:30,070 --> 00:17:32,660 No, I'm telling you, it's this way. No, it's this way. 304 00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:38,770 Please tell me that man is dead. 305 00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:42,269 Do you have an explanation for this? 306 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,320 Ben? 307 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,580 What's going on? 308 00:17:44,581 --> 00:17:47,549 I'm dealing with this, Nurse Morris. You're dealing with no power. 309 00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:50,809 I've got my paper sign to say that I've turned up, so you can stuff that stiff 310 00:17:50,810 --> 00:17:52,510 up your arse as far as I care. 311 00:17:52,910 --> 00:17:53,960 I'm off. 312 00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:56,600 And you? 313 00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:57,820 Oh, he's staying. 314 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,189 Is he yours? 315 00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:01,240 Yes. 316 00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:03,830 He's a good boy, really. 317 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,660 Help me return the juice to the trolley, please. 318 00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:09,160 Of course. 319 00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:13,510 Do you want the head or the feet? 320 00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:15,670 Just take the lower limbs, please. 321 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:18,540 You got any kids yourself? 322 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:20,700 No. Too busy, is there? 323 00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:22,039 You married? 324 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,140 No. Just as well, the hours you work. 325 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,440 Not much time for a family life. 326 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,320 That's the thing with you, a job. 327 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,899 Must be hard to find someone who understands, I should think. 328 00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:38,610 Because you've got to make sacrifices, haven't you? 329 00:18:38,611 --> 00:18:40,059 Oh, God. 330 00:18:40,060 --> 00:18:41,500 I've gone too far, haven't I? 331 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:43,980 I've embarrassed you. I always do this. 332 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,040 You hate me now, don't you? 333 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,510 I don't hate you. 334 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:49,260 Yeah, you do. I can tell. 335 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,500 I assure you, I don't. 336 00:18:54,931 --> 00:18:56,459 Good 337 00:18:56,460 --> 00:19:15,060 afternoon. 338 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,120 Bloody thing. 339 00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:29,230 Why, Mr Solicitor? 340 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,070 I haven't seen you in the cock before. 341 00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:35,690 Beyonce, you worked here? Spot on. Look. 342 00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:37,530 Still got your details. 343 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,970 Case of emergencies like. 344 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,480 Right. Good. 345 00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:43,190 Good. So? 346 00:19:43,670 --> 00:19:46,070 I'll have a red wine. Merlot, if you've got it. 347 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,680 We've got two types of red, cold or warm. 348 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,900 Um, whatever's open. 349 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:52,510 Good choice. 350 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:57,290 Nice place. 351 00:19:58,360 --> 00:19:59,680 I practically grew up here. 352 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,140 Your family owned it? 353 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:05,399 No, but my mother used to leave me in the car outside with Pop and Chris when 354 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,699 she spent afternoons on the last with her latest boyfriend. 355 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:08,750 Oh, right. 356 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:09,850 Oh, yeah. 357 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,360 I just left the cock, me. 358 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,320 law firm. You look too young. 359 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:58,240 Well, it must be the exfoliator. Three times a day and four at weekends. 360 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,340 So, you working on anything big at the moment? 361 00:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,880 Yes, I am, as a matter of fact. 362 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,320 Well, can you tell me what it is, Mr. Jackson? 363 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:13,080 Or can I call you Mike? 364 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:15,560 Sure. Mike's fine. 365 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:16,970 But no, I can't. 366 00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:21,170 Client confidentiality is absolutely paramount in the legal profession. 367 00:21:21,810 --> 00:21:24,580 Confidentiality is totally key in my line of work, too. 368 00:21:25,790 --> 00:21:27,530 Anything will be safe with me, Mike. 369 00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:29,260 Promise? 370 00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:33,250 OK, well, strictly between us. 371 00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:40,509 I am on my way back from the very delicate drawing up of a will where the 372 00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:45,509 client, an old farmer, has £400 ,000 in used notes stuffed in his mattress. The 373 00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:48,490 thing is, he wants to leave it all, not to his wife. 374 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,640 But to his prize, Bull. 375 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,730 You're joking me. 376 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,570 Correct. 377 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:05,540 So, people, at the bottom of my bed, you'll see a medical printout. 378 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:10,279 The information and stuff on there should enable you to diagnose my phantom 379 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,330 condition. 380 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,570 Any questions? 381 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,680 Where's Blackstone? 382 00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:18,340 No, I don't think so. Speak up. No, I don't think so. Speak up. 383 00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:19,720 No, I don't think so. 384 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:21,680 Have the rest of you got it? 385 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:22,770 Yes, ma 'am. 386 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,620 Once you've worked out what's wrong with me, you can move on to Mrs Wong. 387 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,180 No conferring. 388 00:22:32,340 --> 00:22:33,620 Exam conditions apply. 389 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,260 Stella Morris, begin. 390 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,610 Right. 391 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:43,220 Blood pressure, high. 392 00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:45,920 And you're shaking a bit. 393 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:52,419 And you've got a slight rash on the back of your hand. Don't touch me. Look at 394 00:22:52,420 --> 00:22:53,059 the notes. 395 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:56,100 And on your arms. The notes, Morrie. Very irritable also. 396 00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:02,040 Diabetes. You've got type 1 diabetes. 397 00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:04,270 Wrong. 398 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,530 Pancreatitis. 399 00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:08,230 But your rash. 400 00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:09,430 The fruity breath. 401 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,740 Wrong. Wrong. 402 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,900 Come on, Stella Morris. 403 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:34,640 Right, I see. 404 00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:39,500 Shaking of the limbs. 405 00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:43,360 Foaming at the mouth. 406 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,700 Certainly a fit of some kind, epileptic maybe. 407 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:50,760 Oh, and she's grabbing her left arm. 408 00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,410 Heart attack. 409 00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:53,920 Wrong, chicken pox. 410 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,220 No, heart attack. 411 00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:01,540 No, it's clearly... show she got chicken pox, Delamore. 412 00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:05,980 No, I mean she is having a heart attack right now. 413 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:12,399 Mr. Honey, move away. We've got a coroner at the Robert. He's a haul at 414 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,159 at the bone. 415 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,720 Stand back, please, everybody. 416 00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:20,060 Get me an FB3 of blood gas and cardiac enzymes. 417 00:24:20,540 --> 00:24:21,860 BP 90 over 45. 418 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,550 Crash cart, please. 419 00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:25,240 Crash cart's on its way, Mr. Honey. 420 00:24:25,501 --> 00:24:30,969 Down the side, people. We've got an emergency situation. 421 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,020 Emergency. 422 00:24:34,810 --> 00:24:36,860 Thank you, Sister Sprague. Charge to 150. 423 00:24:39,070 --> 00:24:40,120 Charge in. 424 00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:42,730 Ready. Ready. 425 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:44,800 Ready. 426 00:24:49,290 --> 00:24:50,340 Clear. 427 00:24:50,670 --> 00:24:51,720 Right, 428 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:54,390 we have a stable rhythm. 429 00:24:54,630 --> 00:24:56,010 Let's get her to the cath lab. 430 00:24:56,990 --> 00:24:58,040 Good. 431 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:00,699 Well done. 432 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:01,750 Thank you. 433 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,200 Thank you. 434 00:25:17,060 --> 00:25:20,910 Like I said, no riffraff, no chit -chat. So what do you mean, second thoughts? 435 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:25,000 I've been thinking about my cousin, Gwynvor Mastiff Gumbler. 436 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,470 What's he got to do with it? He's been clean for 20 years now on. 437 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:31,350 Lost at first out to Alwyn, the Arab, him from Tylertown. 438 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,260 Talk of the perilous past, ain't I? 439 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,450 Butcher, Bobby. 440 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,530 Are you in or out? 441 00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:40,800 Oh, go on, then. I'm a thugger for a bit of danger. 442 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,650 Hiya, Carl. 443 00:25:43,420 --> 00:25:44,470 All right, Carl. 444 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,660 Word on the street is there's a poker night going down. 445 00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,660 Where do you hear that? 446 00:25:58,940 --> 00:25:59,990 On the street. 447 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:01,770 Which street? 448 00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:03,100 The street with the word. 449 00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:05,390 What word? 450 00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:09,320 The one with the... Look, is there a game of poker on tonight or what? 451 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,530 There is. 452 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:12,650 Who told you? 453 00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:17,510 Say no more. 454 00:26:17,511 --> 00:26:19,159 Please die. 455 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,720 I'm a bit skinners at the minute. 456 00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:23,750 I want to buy someone nice for Nart, like a treater. 457 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,210 What do you say? 458 00:26:29,370 --> 00:26:33,750 Another. Oh, why not? I don't want to spell the myth about drinking lawyers. 459 00:26:35,150 --> 00:26:36,290 But you're not a lawyer. 460 00:26:37,050 --> 00:26:40,420 Was the last I heard you got a job flipping burgers in Big Al's camp? 461 00:26:40,450 --> 00:26:42,130 Hardly rumpy of the bailey, is he? 462 00:26:42,930 --> 00:26:43,980 Rumpole, actually. 463 00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:45,510 Whatever, burger boy. 464 00:26:45,850 --> 00:26:48,020 What the hell are you doing here, cackers? 465 00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:50,610 Cackers. You knows it's cackers. 466 00:26:50,830 --> 00:26:52,150 You're barred, remember? 467 00:26:55,170 --> 00:26:56,870 Oh, cackers. 468 00:26:58,129 --> 00:26:59,689 You've got bog roll on your shoe. 469 00:27:00,790 --> 00:27:01,840 Nice try. 470 00:27:09,070 --> 00:27:11,030 I don't give a toss. Well, you do, Mike. 471 00:27:11,710 --> 00:27:12,760 The shoe I like. 472 00:27:14,110 --> 00:27:17,990 This one... is on me, OK? 473 00:27:18,990 --> 00:27:20,750 Well, on the house, anyway. 474 00:27:23,070 --> 00:27:26,010 Yes, it's a common treatment for cardiac dysrhythmias. 475 00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:28,040 Come again? 476 00:27:28,310 --> 00:27:29,770 It's saved a lot of lives. 477 00:27:30,130 --> 00:27:32,290 But how does it work, like? 478 00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:36,160 Well, it delivers a therapeutic dose of electrical energy to the heart. 479 00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:38,740 You mean you get the proper electrocute done? 480 00:27:38,930 --> 00:27:40,430 Oh, mega. Mega indeed. 481 00:27:40,770 --> 00:27:41,910 You can come round here. 482 00:27:42,110 --> 00:27:43,160 Stella Morris. 483 00:27:43,430 --> 00:27:44,710 It's 1700 hours. 484 00:27:45,190 --> 00:27:46,240 My office. 485 00:27:46,550 --> 00:27:49,090 Now... There. 486 00:27:50,910 --> 00:27:52,570 Wish me luck. Good luck. 487 00:27:53,330 --> 00:27:54,380 Get on. 488 00:27:56,429 --> 00:28:01,709 Another? I would, but I'm actually a bit crap at afternoon drinking, so best get 489 00:28:01,710 --> 00:28:02,760 a cab, I think. 490 00:28:03,610 --> 00:28:07,709 OK. Oh, one thing before you go, though. Do me a massive favour and help her 491 00:28:07,710 --> 00:28:08,889 shift her crate out back. 492 00:28:08,890 --> 00:28:10,270 I got no help from Dick. Sure. 493 00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:18,270 Right, where is it? 494 00:28:18,870 --> 00:28:19,920 Where's what? 495 00:28:20,570 --> 00:28:21,620 The crate. 496 00:28:22,330 --> 00:28:24,030 Oh, never mind that. 497 00:28:24,031 --> 00:28:26,699 I found something else need doing. 498 00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:33,060 Let's see what else I can find, is there? 499 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,610 Stop, stop. 500 00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:40,740 I need a taxi now. 501 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:54,920 I am so sorry about this morning. 502 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,160 My impersonation. 503 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,380 It wasn't big and it wasn't clever. 504 00:28:59,381 --> 00:29:01,019 It probably wasn't that good. 505 00:29:01,020 --> 00:29:02,340 Forget about this morning. 506 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,800 Of course, I'm sorry. 507 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:06,180 You've had a huge shock, we all have. 508 00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:11,010 How is Mrs Wong, by the way? I know you're very close. Forget about Betty 509 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:12,180 She's hard as nails. 510 00:29:12,181 --> 00:29:16,439 Before she set up her business empire, she travelled to this country with 511 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,460 nothing in her pocket but 20 woodbine and a toothpick. 512 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,010 She'll pull through. 513 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,690 Okay, well, I better... You were correct. 514 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,800 Sorry? Your diagnosis in the practical exam. 515 00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:37,319 Between these four walls, that door, the floor and the ceiling, you were 516 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:41,679 correct. I do have diabetes 1, which is being treated with the appropriate 517 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:46,679 medication. And under no circumstances are you to mention or discuss it ever 518 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,730 again. Understood? 519 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:54,329 It's nothing to be ashamed of. A sergeant can never show any weakness. 520 00:29:54,330 --> 00:29:57,820 not a sergeant. You're a nurse and a really good one. You showed up today. 521 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:03,370 Look, if you ever want to talk... Meeting over. 522 00:30:04,590 --> 00:30:05,640 1706. 523 00:30:07,170 --> 00:30:08,220 Dismissed. 524 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,330 Sorry to me. 525 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:35,930 Probably the last person you wanted to see after what just happened. 526 00:30:35,931 --> 00:30:37,419 What do you mean? 527 00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:38,920 This morning, in the Catholic. 528 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,810 Yeah, well, you'll have to do. Just get me home, yeah? 529 00:31:05,070 --> 00:31:07,570 What's that putty you've got all over your head? 530 00:31:08,690 --> 00:31:09,740 Floral mortar. 531 00:31:10,030 --> 00:31:11,080 Self -raising. 532 00:31:11,990 --> 00:31:13,040 Long story. 533 00:31:16,910 --> 00:31:19,980 Look, I'm sorry about little Alan's behaviour this morning. 534 00:31:21,970 --> 00:31:24,270 You left him to run the ship alone, then? 535 00:31:24,770 --> 00:31:25,820 Not really. 536 00:31:26,150 --> 00:31:30,050 You see, after he told me to sack you, he, er, sacked me. 537 00:31:42,830 --> 00:31:44,750 So, how was it then? The cock? 538 00:31:45,850 --> 00:31:46,900 It was different. 539 00:31:47,630 --> 00:31:49,370 I see Beyonce's back there working. 540 00:31:49,690 --> 00:31:51,850 Who? The barmaid. Oh, right. 541 00:31:51,851 --> 00:31:55,289 She can be a bit of trouble, you know, that one. 542 00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:56,670 Yeah, I got that impression. 543 00:31:58,610 --> 00:32:01,320 Hey, you gonna die deep with this poker game tonight? 544 00:32:01,550 --> 00:32:03,590 Try and stop me. Love my poker. 545 00:32:03,870 --> 00:32:04,920 You? Definitely. 546 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:09,530 I haven't told Celia yet, but she's good as gold, like, lest we do anything. 547 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,690 Hi there. 548 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,770 All right, lad? 549 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,450 All right. 550 00:32:23,780 --> 00:32:24,830 I didn't know that. 551 00:32:24,980 --> 00:32:26,030 No, of course not. 552 00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:27,319 Sounds great. 553 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,370 Nice idea. 554 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,810 Bye. 555 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:33,330 You're coming to yours for dinner tonight. 556 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:47,229 you don't mind me and your dad going out tonight, then? 557 00:32:47,230 --> 00:32:48,280 No, of course not. 558 00:32:48,630 --> 00:32:49,680 Oh, look, ma 'am. 559 00:32:49,770 --> 00:32:51,510 Mr. Honey told me I'd find him, yeah? 560 00:32:53,470 --> 00:32:55,530 Oh, look at the size of that one. 561 00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:57,390 Implantable, that is. 562 00:32:58,290 --> 00:32:59,340 Defibrillators? 563 00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:02,800 Don't tell me you've got the medical bag after today, do you? 564 00:33:02,801 --> 00:33:06,329 Hey, that's what you should go and sign up for in college. 565 00:33:06,330 --> 00:33:07,369 Chemistry. 566 00:33:07,370 --> 00:33:08,949 Well, you'll need it for medicine. 567 00:33:08,950 --> 00:33:10,430 Then you get to blow stuff up. 568 00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:12,300 Not medicine. 569 00:33:13,030 --> 00:33:14,800 Machines. That's what I want to do. 570 00:33:15,340 --> 00:33:16,390 What? 571 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,320 Technology. The cutting -edge stuff. 572 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:19,590 Like an inventor. 573 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:24,420 I've got to admit, though, he's the dog, isn't he? Who? Mr Honeyman. 574 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:25,730 He's all right. 575 00:33:28,020 --> 00:33:32,480 Last time I looked at a six -form prospectus was 30 years ago. 576 00:33:33,020 --> 00:33:35,010 A week later, I found out I was pregnant. 577 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,620 Well, relax, because I'm not. 578 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,920 There you go. The technical design. 579 00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:03,680 Told you. Brill. I'll sign up tomorrow. 580 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,560 Hallelujah. One thing. 581 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:07,810 What? 582 00:34:08,219 --> 00:34:12,158 I need to be able to drive, so perhaps you could pay for some lessons, as well 583 00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:13,920 as Michael taking me. Don't push it. 584 00:34:16,659 --> 00:34:18,040 Oh, here he is. 585 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:19,820 How is my little chef? 586 00:34:20,340 --> 00:34:21,480 Desperate for a coffee. 587 00:34:23,420 --> 00:34:24,620 You had a hard day? 588 00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,289 Sort of, yeah. 589 00:34:27,060 --> 00:34:29,580 Have you been drinking? 590 00:34:29,581 --> 00:34:30,819 No. 591 00:34:30,820 --> 00:34:32,639 Well, just the one on my way back. 592 00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:37,260 I don't think Jamie Oliver would approve of booze in the kitchen. 593 00:34:38,210 --> 00:34:40,440 Now, with all them knives and things around. 594 00:34:40,690 --> 00:34:42,130 I haven't been in the kitchen. 595 00:34:42,170 --> 00:34:45,360 Where have you been, then? What is it? The Tanish Inquisition? 596 00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:47,550 Oh, I'm sorry, because I nag him. 597 00:34:48,030 --> 00:34:49,080 No, it's not you. 598 00:34:50,530 --> 00:34:51,580 I was sacked. 599 00:34:52,130 --> 00:34:53,570 What? What? 600 00:34:53,989 --> 00:34:58,150 Turns out I wasn't needed after all. Thought I'd go for a ride, cheer myself 601 00:34:58,710 --> 00:34:59,910 Solding bike broke down. 602 00:35:00,790 --> 00:35:02,050 Been at the garage all day. 603 00:35:02,590 --> 00:35:03,640 Still there now. 604 00:35:04,050 --> 00:35:07,310 Oh, you're not having much luck at the minute, are you, Prej? 605 00:35:07,930 --> 00:35:09,490 Don't feel sorry for me, please. 606 00:35:10,350 --> 00:35:11,400 This is all my doing. 607 00:35:12,130 --> 00:35:14,550 You know, I will support you whatever you do. 608 00:35:15,050 --> 00:35:17,100 But you're a lawyer, Michael, not a chef. 609 00:35:17,101 --> 00:35:21,949 Tell you what, why don't you go and put your feet up and I'll make it a nice 610 00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:23,000 little pizza? 611 00:35:38,351 --> 00:35:43,139 Please tell me there's a good explanation for this. 612 00:35:43,140 --> 00:35:44,340 Well, of course there is. 613 00:35:44,820 --> 00:35:48,660 There was a real problem, big like, with the water pressure this afternoon. 614 00:35:48,740 --> 00:35:50,180 Nothing, not even a dribble. 615 00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:54,320 So I fixed it, obviously. 616 00:35:54,700 --> 00:35:58,430 I would have tidied this lot up, like, but I got an urgent fare from the cock. 617 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,760 Lucky I was at home, really. 618 00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:03,610 Lucky? Other than the blitz, we're luckier than this. 619 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,080 Why weren't you in the cafe today? 620 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,690 That was fact. 621 00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:12,860 Well, little Alan thinks exactly. 622 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:14,220 A load of nonsense, Brett. 623 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,450 Right. 624 00:36:23,020 --> 00:36:27,040 You, clean yourself up, get this place sorted. We've got guests tonight. 625 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,280 And you, re -employ your father immediately. 626 00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:33,070 No way. 627 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:34,370 No way? 628 00:36:34,371 --> 00:36:36,419 You need him for the days you're in college. 629 00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:37,680 He just gets under my feet. 630 00:36:37,681 --> 00:36:39,099 Do it now. 631 00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:39,919 Too late. 632 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:42,930 Re -employ your father or there's no PlayStation for a week. 633 00:36:44,740 --> 00:36:47,860 You start tomorrow at eight. 634 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,480 Don't be late. 635 00:37:08,620 --> 00:37:09,670 I love this bit. 636 00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:14,640 The build -up, the apprehension, the danger in the air. 637 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,340 Orange, squash, any one cheesy path? 638 00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:22,860 Just that squash, perhaps, and me have never got on. 639 00:37:24,020 --> 00:37:27,460 Tonight is to celebrate some big news. 640 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:29,840 You know Dixie's Field? 641 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,700 Top of the willows. Indeed. 642 00:37:32,180 --> 00:37:33,660 Prime Valley's woodland. 643 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,920 And guess who's just bought it? 644 00:37:38,570 --> 00:37:39,620 Would we know him? 645 00:37:39,790 --> 00:37:41,010 Or is it a woman? 646 00:37:41,770 --> 00:37:46,830 Me. Me -man. What the hell have you done that for? 647 00:37:47,070 --> 00:37:49,910 Bought a bog and some waste land, what's them? 648 00:37:50,890 --> 00:37:51,940 Drunk widow? 649 00:37:52,390 --> 00:37:53,510 Absolutely not. 650 00:37:54,290 --> 00:37:55,770 He was going for a song. 651 00:37:56,490 --> 00:38:02,230 You, gentlemen, and you are looking at a landowner. 652 00:38:04,610 --> 00:38:05,850 Who the hell is that? 653 00:38:05,851 --> 00:38:07,259 The table's full. 654 00:38:07,260 --> 00:38:08,980 Not yet, it's not, good boy. 655 00:38:09,940 --> 00:38:13,460 I thought you needed some high rollers, so I stepped in for you. 656 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:14,770 You what? 657 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,660 Coming in, Scotty. 658 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,410 All right, everyone. 659 00:38:18,411 --> 00:38:19,459 Ah! 660 00:38:19,460 --> 00:38:20,510 How are you doing? 661 00:38:20,511 --> 00:38:24,039 Andy Brenda tells me there's a bit of fucking action in the berry tonight. 662 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,600 Mind if I pull up a chair? Come on. 663 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:30,610 Crazy car. 664 00:38:31,580 --> 00:38:33,460 I know, but we've met loads of times. 665 00:38:33,740 --> 00:38:34,790 Oh, nice one. 666 00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:35,990 And this is Luke. 667 00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:37,350 I know him, too. 668 00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:38,680 We know each other, man. 669 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,160 Oh, my boy. 670 00:38:40,580 --> 00:38:41,780 Ah, I didn't know that. 671 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,650 Stepson, really, but with a thicker dance, didn't we? 672 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:47,280 Went always like that, mine. 673 00:38:47,281 --> 00:38:50,979 When I first started courting his man, he couldn't stand a sight of me. 674 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:53,019 Used to punch me in the face and everything. 675 00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:54,120 Spat in my ear once. 676 00:38:54,121 --> 00:38:55,259 Did I? 677 00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:59,280 Look, I'm sorry to interrupt the stroll down memory lane, but can we get on, 678 00:38:59,340 --> 00:39:00,520 please? Aye. 679 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,240 Two quid in, yeah? Two quid. 680 00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:03,980 Here we go, two quid. 681 00:39:05,930 --> 00:39:06,980 I've got no cash. 682 00:39:07,290 --> 00:39:08,340 Only this. 683 00:39:08,830 --> 00:39:10,130 The shirt on my back. 684 00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:13,100 Right, you lot. 685 00:39:14,510 --> 00:39:15,560 Let's play cards. 686 00:39:16,290 --> 00:39:17,770 I mean, 687 00:39:20,490 --> 00:39:23,140 at that expense, why could you do a pack all the time? 688 00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:27,530 You know, high blood pressure, sugar... Alan, 689 00:39:28,430 --> 00:39:29,480 what's wrong, love? 690 00:39:30,270 --> 00:39:31,410 Sorry, I heard the door. 691 00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:33,250 Before it was knocked? I'll get it. 692 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:36,510 No, I'm fine. 693 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,480 I'm sorry. Sorry, I've got to go. I've got to go. 694 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,280 OK. OK. 695 00:39:44,620 --> 00:39:45,670 Ten are ahead. 696 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,320 And remember, I am getting you as Mr Jackson. 697 00:39:48,321 --> 00:39:50,619 You've had a hard day, haven't you, Prash? 698 00:39:50,620 --> 00:39:51,670 Not great. 699 00:39:51,671 --> 00:39:54,359 Feels like little Alan's upset quite a few people today, eh? 700 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:55,700 Oh, it's not just that. 701 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,680 He's quite broken as well. 702 00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:07,750 Sorry about that. 703 00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:08,950 My arm. 704 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:11,130 Tight elbow. 705 00:40:11,820 --> 00:40:14,230 Happens every so often. It's an old rugby injury. 706 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,540 I'll sort this lot out later. 707 00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:22,640 Anyway, as I was saying, been in the garage all afternoon, haven't you? 708 00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:24,550 Have you? 709 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:25,750 Yes, I have. 710 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,930 Alan, 711 00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:33,190 what is going on? 712 00:40:49,070 --> 00:40:50,390 I'll cover your three look. 713 00:40:53,070 --> 00:40:54,490 And raise your fiver. 714 00:40:55,790 --> 00:40:59,770 Who do you think you are, don't you, there? Minnesota Fats? 715 00:41:00,970 --> 00:41:03,530 Fats play pool, not poker. 716 00:41:04,330 --> 00:41:06,210 It's not the game I was referring to. 717 00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:23,030 We can see that. 718 00:41:23,350 --> 00:41:25,520 I didn't realise you were so cold, are you? 719 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:27,300 Fold. 720 00:41:28,490 --> 00:41:30,490 Oh, me too. 721 00:41:32,130 --> 00:41:33,180 And me. 722 00:41:33,250 --> 00:41:35,670 Fold. But you own half a Ponteberry. 723 00:41:36,050 --> 00:41:37,100 That is maybe. 724 00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:40,070 But you don't poop about with Lady Luck, eh? 725 00:41:45,630 --> 00:41:46,680 So, 726 00:41:46,830 --> 00:41:48,410 just you and me, son. 727 00:41:49,570 --> 00:41:51,210 The old pot is riding on this. 728 00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:54,950 Or, shall we say, on you. 729 00:42:08,070 --> 00:42:09,120 I'll see you. 730 00:42:13,410 --> 00:42:16,810 A pair of kings! 731 00:42:27,529 --> 00:42:29,050 All ours. 732 00:42:31,150 --> 00:42:32,200 Yes! 733 00:42:36,730 --> 00:42:40,569 Poor little 734 00:42:40,570 --> 00:42:45,150 thing. 735 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,690 Come on. Out you go. 736 00:42:49,590 --> 00:42:51,510 So that's it? A mouse? 737 00:42:52,050 --> 00:42:53,100 Just that much. 738 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,900 Been like this since I was a kid. 739 00:42:57,220 --> 00:42:58,270 Look at the size of me. 740 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,680 Ridiculous. No, it's not, aren't it? 741 00:43:00,940 --> 00:43:03,580 I mean, take me. I got an aversion to honeycomb. 742 00:43:03,780 --> 00:43:04,880 What? Honeycomb? 743 00:43:05,380 --> 00:43:10,059 It freaked me out, the shape of it. I can't stand it. The way it's so neat and 744 00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:13,340 the thought of all them bees making it and being so neat. 745 00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:15,150 You're weirdo. 746 00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:19,120 So what about you then, Gorgia? 747 00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:20,890 Any confession? 748 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:22,820 What? No, nothing. 749 00:43:23,131 --> 00:43:25,209 I don't have a... 750 00:43:25,210 --> 00:43:26,370 No phobias? 751 00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:28,690 Fears? Pretty boring, I'm afraid. 752 00:43:30,461 --> 00:43:32,149 Who's that? 753 00:43:32,150 --> 00:43:33,390 Your girlfriend, is it? 754 00:43:34,330 --> 00:43:35,380 No, 755 00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:41,140 it's Katie. She wants to lift from swimming tomorrow. 756 00:43:42,270 --> 00:43:44,190 Right, now, that's the veggie one, OK? 757 00:43:44,210 --> 00:43:46,500 Shall we just mix it all up? Yeah, absolutely. 758 00:43:47,010 --> 00:43:48,210 Do you want to chop them? 759 00:43:57,130 --> 00:43:58,330 What are you doing here? 760 00:43:59,350 --> 00:44:01,580 Why do you keep texting me? What do you want? 761 00:44:01,581 --> 00:44:03,749 Oh, I got what I wanted last night, didn't I? 762 00:44:03,750 --> 00:44:07,410 I don't know where you've run off to, but come on, if I can apologise 763 00:44:07,411 --> 00:44:08,709 OK? 764 00:44:08,710 --> 00:44:10,390 I've got a little surprise for you. 765 00:44:10,630 --> 00:44:11,710 Dad, what's going on? 766 00:44:12,070 --> 00:44:13,930 No, look, I know it looks really bad. 767 00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:18,530 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 54390

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