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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,340 --> 00:00:11,540 Truce, then, Mr Jackson. 2 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,400 Truce, then. This is nice. 3 00:00:16,211 --> 00:00:18,119 Excuse me. 4 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,830 You told me to finish you off. Do you want to finish off? 5 00:00:23,340 --> 00:00:24,390 I'm sorry, I'm fine. 6 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:25,860 That was really stupid of me. 7 00:00:25,861 --> 00:00:26,919 No, it wasn't. 8 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,660 I think you should go home right now. 9 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:30,420 Marcus, it's me again. 10 00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:34,430 Look, do you think we could have a chat today? 11 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:38,420 It's been nearly a week now and... Do you know what my head's in? 12 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:42,780 You've hardly said a word to me since... You know. 13 00:01:42,781 --> 00:01:48,039 I don't want to lose my job over there, but at the moment I'm hating coming to 14 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,090 work. 15 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:50,730 It's horrible. 16 00:01:52,931 --> 00:02:00,599 Right, I've sorted the road out. Don't forget, Julie's at her sister's wedding, 17 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:01,920 so I've asked Anna to cover. 18 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:07,899 And the rep from Finch's will be in on Wednesday. And Amy will ask if she can 19 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:09,320 leave early on Friday. Say no. 20 00:02:10,340 --> 00:02:11,420 Right, that's all. 21 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:13,220 Come on, kids, let's go. 22 00:02:13,221 --> 00:02:14,359 Come on, then. 23 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:15,620 Be good to your mum, yeah? 24 00:02:18,540 --> 00:02:21,160 And one last thing. 25 00:02:21,380 --> 00:02:24,870 What? Don't throw any wild parties while I'm away and trash the house. 26 00:02:26,830 --> 00:02:28,070 Collette? Yeah? 27 00:02:29,690 --> 00:02:30,740 Safe journey. 28 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,180 Don't look at me like that. 29 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:19,300 It's actually very well written. 30 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:30,280 It's one of your textbooks, is it? Aye. 31 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:34,540 Sookie could feel his hot breath against the back of her neck. 32 00:03:34,780 --> 00:03:37,380 He moaned in pain. Not even mine. 33 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,170 It's probably your Auntie Paula's. Oh, Auntie Paula's. I thought so. 34 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,070 He'll have his breakfast over Dragon Tan. 35 00:03:44,071 --> 00:03:48,029 Blimey, that dress is a bit much for work, isn't it? It's called Fashion Man. 36 00:03:48,030 --> 00:03:49,290 We should try it sometime. 37 00:03:49,990 --> 00:03:52,580 Luke, are you going to give me a lift, then, or what? 38 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:55,690 Don't ask me. I have no idea. 39 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:58,020 See you, Zoe. 40 00:03:58,770 --> 00:03:59,820 Hey, 41 00:03:59,821 --> 00:04:01,589 weren't you ready for school? 42 00:04:01,590 --> 00:04:02,640 Work experience. 43 00:04:02,641 --> 00:04:05,909 Oh, God, I meant to ask Bobby for you. Do you get what I thought, Ed? 44 00:04:05,910 --> 00:04:07,110 I'm doing it. Doing what? 45 00:04:07,111 --> 00:04:09,839 We're in the middle of a global economic meltdown. 46 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,959 This is me, experiencing it. Oh, Christ, no. I hope Jack don't turn out to be a 47 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:15,240 smart -ass like this one. 48 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:17,640 There's no milk again. 49 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,339 So go and bite them. I can't. I'm grounded. 50 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,060 Do you want me and Jack to go? 51 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:23,420 No, you're all right, love. 52 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,510 I could do with a fresh air, to be honest. 53 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:34,899 You plug the engine doing that? Thanks, but I know what 54 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,040 I'm doing. No, you don't. 55 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,360 Pop the bonnet up and I'll take a look. 56 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:40,130 What do you know about cars? 57 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:43,470 Well, nothing unless you open her up. Now, come on. 58 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:47,830 Oh, under the dash on the right. 59 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:57,340 I'm impressed. 60 00:04:57,450 --> 00:05:01,490 Well, a lifetime of owning crappy cars, Bea. Every cloud. 61 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:04,250 Don't worry, Dad, I'll walk. 62 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:07,250 See you, fella. Bye -bye, Dad. OK, darling. Bye. Sorry. 63 00:05:07,670 --> 00:05:11,380 Yep. You've definitely flooded the engine, and your manifold's cracked. 64 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,000 Jesus Christ! Oh, my God! 65 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,380 It's locked again! 66 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:17,580 We'll unlock it, then! OK, after three. 67 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,280 One, two... What are you counting? 68 00:05:19,281 --> 00:05:20,479 Ah! 69 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:21,920 Ah! Oh! 70 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:25,600 OK, you're all right. I know what to do, because I am a nurse. 71 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:27,740 Well, training nurse, anyway. 72 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,920 Uh... Peas! 73 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:32,630 Peas! 74 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:35,250 Where are they training you? The little step! 75 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,570 for this week. 76 00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:47,750 Very quiet. 77 00:05:48,180 --> 00:05:49,980 I'm Di Davis. You haven't got nothing. 78 00:05:49,981 --> 00:05:53,419 Again. That's because I'm not one of your drivers. I'm your partner. 79 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,280 Pity you're not a silent one right now. 80 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:58,780 Yamto, you're on the all -inclusive night out at Reflection. 81 00:05:58,980 --> 00:06:02,540 See that railing off of the X Factor. What a joke. 82 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:07,039 Ladies' night, is it? I've not been specific because I'm not one for gender 83 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,870 stereotypes, Ben, but there'll be a heavy bias for sure. 84 00:06:09,871 --> 00:06:10,919 Hold up. 85 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,600 A bus full of women are my doggy man. 86 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,200 You're all right, Chihuahua. 87 00:06:14,350 --> 00:06:16,340 I know which side my bread is bad, Eddie. 88 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:18,250 It's not you I'm worried about, Sam. 89 00:06:18,530 --> 00:06:20,590 I can smell the oxytocin on him, sir. 90 00:06:21,150 --> 00:06:22,200 Reek for the stuff. 91 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:27,720 Sorry, is this the right place to make a bus booking? 92 00:06:27,890 --> 00:06:28,940 Indeed. 93 00:06:29,870 --> 00:06:33,829 It's for the Applefield Care Home up in Port Allen. I don't know. We're very 94 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:34,880 busy at the moment. 95 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:37,890 It'll be a regular contract. 96 00:06:37,891 --> 00:06:39,049 Hospital shuttle. 97 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,730 Once a week. Pick up tomorrow at two. 98 00:06:41,870 --> 00:06:44,890 I suppose if I shift some stuff about, too. 99 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:46,990 And we want Alan Williams to do it. 100 00:06:47,210 --> 00:06:48,390 To do it? Yeah. 101 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:49,930 So can you do it or not? 102 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:51,509 Why not? 103 00:06:51,510 --> 00:06:52,560 Take it, then. 104 00:06:52,670 --> 00:06:53,720 Please. 105 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:55,880 Why not? 106 00:06:55,970 --> 00:06:57,020 Great. 107 00:06:57,021 --> 00:06:58,489 I'll see you tomorrow, then. 108 00:06:58,490 --> 00:06:59,549 Don't be late, will you? 109 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:00,600 I won't. 110 00:07:03,010 --> 00:07:05,830 And try not to lose any of them this time, is it? 111 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:09,450 Senior citizens can move very fast, despite they watch a call. 112 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,180 So we'll see you in six weeks. 113 00:07:17,231 --> 00:07:23,919 Emma, when you've finished that, can I have a word in the office, please? 114 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,600 Yeah. I won't be long. 115 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:30,600 Hey, maybe he's going to give you your pay rise. 116 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:36,950 It's freezing. 117 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,160 Oh, stop mewling. 118 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:40,640 Meant to be cold and amid the pain. 119 00:07:40,641 --> 00:07:43,389 I think I liked you better as a mechanic than a nurse. 120 00:07:43,390 --> 00:07:44,440 Did you? 121 00:07:48,010 --> 00:07:49,090 Better keep it raised. 122 00:07:49,530 --> 00:07:50,580 Stop the blood flow. 123 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:53,990 It isn't bleeding. Isn't it? 124 00:07:54,670 --> 00:07:55,720 I didn't notice. 125 00:07:56,430 --> 00:08:00,889 Are you okay? Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. No, no, it's fine. No, it's not. It's 126 00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:03,110 fine. Really, it is. I'm on drugs, you see. 127 00:08:03,111 --> 00:08:04,409 Are you? 128 00:08:04,410 --> 00:08:06,670 What? No, not them kind of drugs. 129 00:08:07,130 --> 00:08:09,840 Prescription drugs. And they're making me a bit... Crazy. 130 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:10,940 Disinhibited. 131 00:08:11,539 --> 00:08:15,659 So I shouldn't take it as a compliment, then? Oh, God, no, not at all. Could 132 00:08:15,660 --> 00:08:16,559 have been anyone. 133 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,060 Literally anyone with a pulse. 134 00:08:18,061 --> 00:08:20,199 I don't find you remotely attractive. 135 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,760 Wow, what a confidence booster. 136 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,400 Ma 'am, have you got the milk yet? 137 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:31,640 Er, no, because Michael hurt his hand and, erm... Anyway, feel done now? 138 00:08:31,641 --> 00:08:34,418 Yeah, I think so. Good, cos I've got to get on, really. 139 00:08:34,419 --> 00:08:35,469 No, 140 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,640 work it, be run. 141 00:08:37,641 --> 00:08:41,499 Except they haven't gone on because my mother forgot to organise it. Yeah, all 142 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:42,550 right. 143 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,050 Oh, that's a shame. 144 00:08:44,051 --> 00:08:46,539 You could come to our place if it's just for the day. 145 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:49,899 Will I get to meet any criminals, like bank robbers and stuff? Not really. 146 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:51,059 No, I think I'll leave it then. 147 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:55,639 Excuse me, you will not bloody well leave it, Benjamin Morris. That's 148 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,320 kind of you, Michael. Say thank you. 149 00:08:57,540 --> 00:08:58,590 Thank you. 150 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,500 I'm going to get changed, please. 151 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,020 School trousers, not jeans. 152 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:05,730 Thanks. 153 00:09:06,939 --> 00:09:08,520 I'll wait out the front. Yeah. 154 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:18,140 Sit down. 155 00:09:19,180 --> 00:09:20,740 You don't look like a smoker. 156 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,800 I only do it when I'm stressed. 157 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:31,640 OK. Five years ago, I met somebody else and had an affair. 158 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:34,150 Right. 159 00:09:34,151 --> 00:09:37,169 It nearly cost me my marriage, and I promised Colette it would never, ever 160 00:09:37,170 --> 00:09:38,049 happen again. 161 00:09:38,050 --> 00:09:41,240 We only can't. It cannot ever happen again. Do you understand me? 162 00:09:41,750 --> 00:09:42,810 Am I being fired? 163 00:09:43,730 --> 00:09:44,780 What? 164 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:46,380 No, of course not. 165 00:09:47,590 --> 00:09:52,649 Emma, you're going to make a really good hairdresser, and I don't want your 166 00:09:52,650 --> 00:09:55,240 career getting ruined by some stupid mistake, OK? 167 00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:57,840 OK. 168 00:09:58,530 --> 00:10:00,810 So let's just draw a line under it and move on. 169 00:10:01,990 --> 00:10:03,040 It never happened. 170 00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:04,200 Agreed? 171 00:10:05,849 --> 00:10:06,899 Yeah. 172 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:14,340 Your mum's coming in this morning, are you? 173 00:10:14,610 --> 00:10:15,660 11 o 'clock. 174 00:10:15,870 --> 00:10:18,100 Good. Well, I'll look forward to meeting her. 175 00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:22,950 I know you're not happy, Micah. 176 00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:46,270 Have you read all these books? 177 00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,100 Yes, I have. 178 00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:49,470 And are they all about law? 179 00:10:50,690 --> 00:10:51,830 Uh, different aspects. 180 00:10:51,831 --> 00:10:53,289 It's a complicated system. 181 00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:54,970 Probate, conveyancing, divorce. 182 00:10:55,190 --> 00:10:56,240 My mum's divorced? 183 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:57,529 Yeah, she did mention it. 184 00:10:57,530 --> 00:10:59,270 Ages ago, mind. From my dad. 185 00:10:59,271 --> 00:11:02,929 And then she met this bloke called Sean, who had an arly and everything. But he 186 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,920 was too nice with him, which I don't get. 187 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:09,129 And then she went off with Rob Morgan, who was my brother's dad. But he's not 188 00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:12,230 dad. He did a bunk to Canada when she got pregnant with Luke. 189 00:11:12,490 --> 00:11:13,540 And then he came back. 190 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,130 But that didn't work, cos she didn't want to leave Ponterbury. 191 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,290 Is that everyone? 192 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:22,219 Well, there was this bloke from Newport who made a clacking noise, apparently, 193 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:23,270 so we had to go. 194 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,980 Wow. Can I photocopy my head? 195 00:11:25,981 --> 00:11:29,499 Well, that's hardly going to teach you anything, is it? I know, but I'm bored. 196 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,970 Look, Ben, you're lucky to get this opportunity. 197 00:11:31,971 --> 00:11:35,719 It took me six months of letter -writing and rejection to get my first 198 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:37,140 internship. Why? 199 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:40,130 Because these opportunities are like gold dust. 200 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,140 The legal profession is an honourable and noble craft. 201 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,380 We fight for the rights of people. 202 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:47,300 Like Lenny Mac, you mean. 203 00:11:49,860 --> 00:11:51,360 Why did you mention Lenny Mac? 204 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,800 Saw his file on your shelf. 205 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,180 Those files are strictly confidential. 206 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:58,460 My dad said Lenny Mac's scum because of what he did to Luke. 207 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,800 Don't you feel bad defending scum, Mike? 208 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,920 It's Michael, and I've got a prison visit now. 209 00:12:03,921 --> 00:12:05,159 Can I come? 210 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,779 No, you can stay here and sort out this filing and read a chapter from this 211 00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:12,399 book. All about the British justice system and why every citizen has the 212 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,179 to a fair trial, no matter who they are. 213 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:16,590 And I'll be testing you on it when I get back, OK? 214 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,000 Worse than school, this. 215 00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:31,750 Nothing more satisfying than fitting a new bonnet rod to your engine. 216 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:34,420 Here. Listen, Yant. 217 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:38,080 This oxytocin Verve was on about, where can I get some? 218 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:41,040 In theory, if I wanted to, which I probably don't. 219 00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:43,410 You're talking love hormone there, Al. 220 00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:45,840 Buyer beware. 221 00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:51,070 Is this a possible woman? See, I want to ask her. 222 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:56,530 The biggest adventure, what we can ever take, is to live the life of our dreams. 223 00:12:57,730 --> 00:12:58,890 Oprah Winfrey, that is. 224 00:12:59,390 --> 00:13:00,890 And I do live by it every day. 225 00:13:01,790 --> 00:13:02,840 Just ask her. 226 00:13:03,410 --> 00:13:05,230 Oprah? No, man, Celia. 227 00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:08,020 Ask Celia what? Nothing. Al wants to ask her out. Oh. 228 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,329 Confident women like confident men, Al. 229 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:11,769 You're right there, Di Davis. 230 00:13:11,770 --> 00:13:15,189 And what I like to do, when I need a little something extra, is imagine I'm 231 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:17,050 someone else. Someone with authority. 232 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:18,720 Like a conductor. 233 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:20,120 What? 234 00:13:20,370 --> 00:13:21,420 Orchestra. 235 00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:25,330 Get yourself a baton, something classical, a bit of Vivaldi, perhaps. 236 00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:27,210 You'll be amazed by the results. 237 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,320 Di Davis? 238 00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:34,590 Ah! How's it hanging, Daddy? 239 00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:37,710 No, no, I can't say I am. 240 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:06,820 Mike, I have a word, please, Luke, in my office. 241 00:14:07,950 --> 00:14:09,810 I'll be with you in a moment, Mrs Jones. 242 00:14:09,870 --> 00:14:10,920 Oh, great. 243 00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:12,050 Because I've decided. 244 00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:13,530 I'll take this one. 245 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:14,980 Cash. 246 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:17,050 Born salesman, this one is time. 247 00:14:27,261 --> 00:14:29,309 Morning, Phil. 248 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:30,870 Jack. Good morning. 249 00:14:32,141 --> 00:14:34,209 Aunty Brenda? 250 00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:35,930 Mrs Aunty Brenda to you, sunshine. 251 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,850 You want to keep an eye on that one, good girl? 252 00:14:38,860 --> 00:14:42,420 You've got deep pockets, and I'm not being metaphorical. 253 00:14:42,421 --> 00:14:45,119 Hey, that's racist, that is. I haven't looked nothing. 254 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,860 Yet. Don't worry, Unky Jag. 255 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,860 I've got all me eyes on him. Look. 256 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,410 Put this lot up in the window, would you? 257 00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:58,100 Sure thing. That'll be 120 per flower per week. 258 00:14:58,101 --> 00:14:59,259 Do what? 259 00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:00,460 Charge in for the window. 260 00:15:00,461 --> 00:15:04,329 What happened to local business? People supported each other. I hope they didn't 261 00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:07,220 give you an idea, Jaggedy Chowdhury. Actually, it's mine. 262 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:08,730 It's daylight robbery. 263 00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:13,429 Even Dick Turpin wore a mask. Aunty Brenda, please. You're a highly valued 264 00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:14,480 customer. 265 00:15:14,990 --> 00:15:17,400 Please, please, Aunty Brenda. It's just an idea. 266 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,500 It's an experiment. 267 00:15:19,270 --> 00:15:21,110 And the rest? 268 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:25,789 What? Well, either that's a bottle of vodka in your pants or you're over the 269 00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:26,840 moon to see me. 270 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:32,760 You can keep it if you like. 271 00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:35,390 Yeah? 272 00:15:35,391 --> 00:15:37,059 What's the catch? 273 00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:38,110 No catch. 274 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,170 It's on the house. 275 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:43,759 However, as we say in the old country, if you've got room for a drink in your 276 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,170 pocket, you've got room for a girl in your heart. 277 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,580 Do you want tea or coffee? 278 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,630 Please take tea, cos Anna's brass machine drew my nut in. 279 00:16:05,860 --> 00:16:07,000 All right, then, tea. 280 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,560 Hiya. You must be Stella. 281 00:16:09,561 --> 00:16:10,819 I'm Marcus. 282 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:11,870 Oh, nice to meet you. 283 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,059 You look more like Emma's sister than her mother. 284 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,580 Oh, sweetheart. 285 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:17,530 Thanks, Marcus. 286 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:22,830 Oh. 287 00:16:23,700 --> 00:16:24,960 He's a charmer, isn't he? 288 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:27,300 Yeah, I suppose so. 289 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,920 To door, Mrs Warren. 290 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,400 You going anywhere nice on your holiday? 291 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:36,800 What are you doing? 292 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,460 I've just been texting my friend. 293 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:43,699 He's not going to believe me. This kid in school, Joe Carter, his dad's been 294 00:16:43,700 --> 00:16:44,750 done for fraud. 295 00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:46,279 I've just been reading about it. 296 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,979 What? Hang on. I told you those files were confidential. You can't just give 297 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:53,350 that. Michael, you've got to see what Andy's done. He's so great with 298 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,440 Oh, sorry. 299 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,460 I didn't know you were with someone. 300 00:16:57,461 --> 00:16:58,179 You're right. 301 00:16:58,180 --> 00:16:59,230 I'm work experience. 302 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,810 A work experience? 303 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:03,350 How lovely. 304 00:17:03,351 --> 00:17:05,739 Shouldn't you have run that by us, Mike? 305 00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:08,000 No, it's just for a day. My mum sorted it. 306 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,179 Oh, your mum's a next -door neighbour. 307 00:17:10,859 --> 00:17:13,180 How very sweet of you to help her out like that. 308 00:17:13,181 --> 00:17:15,019 Did you actually want something? 309 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:18,090 Yes, just wanted to show you where we are with the gala dinner. 310 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,900 Tickets are selling really well. 311 00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:22,540 Making a pretty hefty wedge for charity. 312 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:26,310 And we wanted to show you the place settings for on the night. 313 00:17:27,169 --> 00:17:29,310 I'm not really interested, to be honest. 314 00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:34,650 I told you he'd be like this. 315 00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:38,310 Force yourself, Michael. 316 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:43,209 This event keeps us in people's minds, makes us part of the community, and most 317 00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:45,670 importantly, it brings us in business, OK? 318 00:17:45,671 --> 00:17:47,489 No, we could just advertise more. 319 00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:48,509 Oh, for God's sake! 320 00:17:48,510 --> 00:17:52,000 This is a bit of dinner and a dance. Even you can manage that, can't you? 321 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,370 So what are you laughing at? 322 00:17:55,209 --> 00:17:56,850 Sorry, this just isn't working. 323 00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:58,980 Go sit in reception. You have to go home. 324 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,130 I just tidied it up a bit, I thought. 325 00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:13,730 Oh, Em, I love it. 326 00:18:13,731 --> 00:18:16,109 You're actually really good, aren't you? 327 00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:17,370 Don't sound so surprised. 328 00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:21,460 God, 329 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:24,200 you nut. 330 00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:25,510 Your's offer. 331 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:29,050 Nothing is a tough fight without a bit of garnish, I tell. 332 00:18:29,051 --> 00:18:31,879 Thanks. You need to get an appointment, Auntie Brenda. 333 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,020 Good God, no. 334 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,990 I wouldn't let someone as underqualified as you go near my hair. 335 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,040 Anyway, Myrna would go holistic. 336 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,900 No, what it was, I come to give out to you. 337 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,320 Tomorrow night, a brief lection. 338 00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:47,480 See that railing off of X Factor. I need a bottle. 339 00:18:47,481 --> 00:18:48,719 Let's have a look. 340 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:49,980 You've kept one of those? 341 00:18:49,981 --> 00:18:51,849 Sounds like a laugh, isn't it, Anne? 342 00:18:51,850 --> 00:18:52,900 Del, you fancy, eh? 343 00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:55,080 Oh, I don't think it's meant for me, Trash. 344 00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:58,250 I stepped away from my sparkly boob tube in 1983. 345 00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:01,280 And to be honest, it was long overdue even then. 346 00:19:01,281 --> 00:19:02,469 Show them in. 347 00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:03,520 Marcus, you come in. 348 00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,210 While the cat's away and all that. 349 00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:07,230 Well, the cadet is a cat, no nothing. 350 00:19:07,231 --> 00:19:09,109 I'd love to, but it's a lad's night. 351 00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:11,389 And you're worried you couldn't keep up with us girls? 352 00:19:11,390 --> 00:19:13,389 Oh, no, I couldn't. I've seen you in action, don't forget. 353 00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:14,440 Oh, don't tell. 354 00:19:14,441 --> 00:19:17,489 Hey, I tell you what, I'll take some at the hospital if you like, give them out 355 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,540 to the nurses. 356 00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,590 Fine, but you tell them. 357 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:21,970 They pay the damages. 358 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,250 I know nurses. 359 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,140 Depravity on a stick. 360 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:26,530 Stop! 361 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,470 Ben? 362 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:32,950 What's the matter? 363 00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,220 What is your problem? 364 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,210 Right, wait in the car, please, and say sorry to my girl. 365 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:47,860 Sorry. No, really, it was nothing. Just not the right day for it. 366 00:19:47,861 --> 00:19:52,609 Look, I'm aware that what's happened today might make things a bit awkward 367 00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:57,050 between us. Yeah, I know. And like I said, I don't know what's come over me. 368 00:19:57,410 --> 00:20:00,600 I mean, you're nice looking and all, but you're just not my type. 369 00:20:00,630 --> 00:20:04,360 Right, actually, I meant my sending Ben home, not you, you know. Yeah, yeah. 370 00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:05,600 Dinner! 371 00:20:06,090 --> 00:20:08,140 So sorry it didn't work out with your boy. 372 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:11,859 Some kids just aren't suitable for this sort of thing, and to be honest with 373 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:15,159 you, Michael really should have checked with us first. Yeah, anyway, you'd 374 00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,159 better be going. 375 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,639 I'm at the hospital all day tomorrow. Lots to do. Oh, nothing too serious, I 376 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:20,690 hope. 377 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,340 No, I'm a nerd, remember? 378 00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,340 Well, training to be. 379 00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:26,790 Well done, you. 380 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,360 How brave to go back and start studying at your age. 381 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:32,670 Thanks. 382 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,290 Thanks a lot. 383 00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,640 who you remind me of, Len. 384 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,260 That Nicole Kidman. 385 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,050 After she got a divorce through from Tom Cruise. 386 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,020 Right. And you know what she did next? 387 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,920 No. She never got married to Tom Cruise again. 388 00:21:14,220 --> 00:21:15,400 You think about it. 389 00:22:05,070 --> 00:22:08,980 If you've got porridge stuck on one of my copper bottoms again, I'll go mental. 390 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:12,880 Sorry, Sonia. 391 00:22:13,370 --> 00:22:16,190 Sorry. I'm really glad you changed your mind. 392 00:22:16,570 --> 00:22:19,160 Yeah, well, I just thought, come on, Stella Morris. 393 00:22:19,350 --> 00:22:21,030 You're not quite over the hill yet. 394 00:22:21,770 --> 00:22:23,650 You sure you don't fancy coming, Zor? 395 00:22:24,050 --> 00:22:27,030 Hey, you go out to bed. I'll be ready for my bed by half, eh? 396 00:22:27,470 --> 00:22:30,230 Come on. Oh, Zor, if they're staying in... 397 00:22:30,430 --> 00:22:34,369 Why do I have to go up to Aunty Brenda's? Because I don't trust you. And 398 00:22:34,370 --> 00:22:36,450 Brenda won't let you out of her sight. 399 00:22:38,730 --> 00:22:39,780 I'm 15. 400 00:22:40,130 --> 00:22:43,450 My nature, I could be married, in the army, with a moustache. 401 00:22:43,890 --> 00:22:47,260 And if and when that happens, I might let you out for your honeymoon. 402 00:22:47,261 --> 00:22:48,209 So long. 403 00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:50,500 See you, Pratt. Looking forward to later, Ben. 404 00:22:50,810 --> 00:22:54,909 We can have a kutch on the sofa and watch my new car on the Midwife DVD, is 405 00:22:54,910 --> 00:22:55,789 there? 406 00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:56,729 Oh, mate. 407 00:22:56,730 --> 00:22:58,690 Hiya. It's all imprisonment. 408 00:22:58,910 --> 00:22:59,960 Oh, do be daft. 409 00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:01,220 Michael will tell you. 410 00:23:01,221 --> 00:23:05,099 Isn't it illegal for it to force me to sit anti -Brenda tonight when I don't 411 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:05,559 want to? 412 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,000 I don't think it is, actually. 413 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:10,800 See? But you can come to ours if you like. Katie's staying over, having 414 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,190 Oh, it's fine. 415 00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,620 I've already sorted it out. Oh, please. 416 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:16,890 Go on. 417 00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:20,900 All right, anti -Brenda, change of plan. 418 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,760 Ben is now staying in with Michael and Katie. 419 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:25,280 Oh, I get it. 420 00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,980 Traded me in for a younger model, have you, Benny boy? 421 00:23:29,770 --> 00:23:32,010 Will you fill your boots, son? Ha -ha! 422 00:23:33,390 --> 00:23:35,430 Oh, this family is shaming. 423 00:23:36,410 --> 00:23:37,690 Oh, thanks. 424 00:23:37,691 --> 00:23:41,349 And if you get on your nerves, if that's rifling through your documents, just 425 00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:42,490 send them over the road. 426 00:23:42,550 --> 00:23:43,600 OK. 427 00:23:43,730 --> 00:23:45,350 You're coming undone, by the way. 428 00:23:45,470 --> 00:23:46,520 Sorry? 429 00:23:46,670 --> 00:23:47,990 Unraveling. Oh, this. 430 00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:51,589 Tell you what, I've got five minutes. Come inside and I'll redo it. 431 00:23:51,590 --> 00:23:52,830 Um, I... Don't worry. 432 00:23:53,230 --> 00:23:54,280 I won't bite. 433 00:23:55,850 --> 00:23:57,010 Try and kiss you again. 434 00:24:01,131 --> 00:24:03,909 Are they meant to be that big? 435 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:04,960 Of course they are. 436 00:24:05,941 --> 00:24:12,189 I'm starting to think you might have done this to me deliberately for your 437 00:24:12,190 --> 00:24:13,240 coursework. 438 00:24:13,241 --> 00:24:17,029 You're going to watch yourself next week, then, because we'll be inserting 439 00:24:17,030 --> 00:24:18,080 catheters. 440 00:24:19,670 --> 00:24:20,970 There you go. All done. 441 00:24:21,370 --> 00:24:22,420 Thanks. 442 00:24:22,790 --> 00:24:25,200 I'm in all evenings, so send Ben round whenever. 443 00:24:27,170 --> 00:24:28,370 Off anywhere exciting? 444 00:24:29,610 --> 00:24:33,489 She's going to see Rylan off the X Factor. I'm regretting it already. I 445 00:24:33,490 --> 00:24:34,540 might be a bit much. 446 00:24:34,670 --> 00:24:36,590 I doubt anything fazes you, Mrs Morris. 447 00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:39,090 See you. Bye. 448 00:24:44,090 --> 00:24:45,140 What? 449 00:24:45,930 --> 00:24:46,980 Nothing. 450 00:24:48,970 --> 00:24:50,020 I'm going to work. 451 00:25:02,830 --> 00:25:04,150 I told you what she was like. 452 00:25:04,350 --> 00:25:05,870 Are you calling me a cheat? 453 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:07,069 Well, are you? 454 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:10,260 Excuse me, ladies, I'm looking for Celia. Stay out of this, boy! 455 00:25:10,290 --> 00:25:13,470 Right. Alan, sorry, I was getting jaffa cakes. 456 00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,469 They get a bit rowdy when they're hungry. 457 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:16,520 I heard that. 458 00:25:16,910 --> 00:25:18,470 We're not all deaf, you know. 459 00:25:18,970 --> 00:25:20,020 Are we, Leo? 460 00:25:20,990 --> 00:25:22,040 Leo! 461 00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:23,709 Wait here, I'll get the others. 462 00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:24,760 Great. 463 00:25:25,350 --> 00:25:27,820 Nice to meet you again, by the way. Did you sign in? 464 00:25:27,910 --> 00:25:29,350 No. Well, you should have done. 465 00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,740 You'll be lucky, boy. 466 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,090 Right. 467 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,900 Know what this is? 468 00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:49,820 Mrs Wong? 469 00:25:50,220 --> 00:25:51,520 Close, but no. 470 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,010 Skin. 471 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:57,079 Now, where skin is concerned, it'll come as a surprise to everyone that it's the 472 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,340 biggest organ you've got. 473 00:25:58,420 --> 00:26:00,160 It's not the biggest organ I've got. 474 00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:01,630 Yes, Tom? 475 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:02,940 I can assure you it is. 476 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,160 Oh, grow up. 477 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,860 No one's penis is as big as a skin. 478 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:11,400 Not even Tom's. 479 00:26:14,791 --> 00:26:16,819 What's this? 480 00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:19,650 Oh, sorry, Cheryl. I was just giving them out to my auntie. 481 00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:21,180 Some of us thought of going. 482 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,660 Act your age, Stella Morris. 483 00:26:23,661 --> 00:26:28,039 This is not the kind of thing a middle -aged trainee nurse should be doing or 484 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:28,759 seen doing. 485 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,810 It's undignified. 486 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:35,080 If I saw someone like you at the mill again, it'd make me feel physically 487 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:40,850 Ramp Allen. 488 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,550 Certainly, 489 00:26:42,551 --> 00:26:43,739 madam. 490 00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:45,979 Let's take the lift to the penthouse, shall we? 491 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,480 You're not the idiot, Dorothy. 492 00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:48,779 No, it's fine. 493 00:26:48,780 --> 00:26:50,220 Understood. I'll keep strong. 494 00:26:50,221 --> 00:26:54,779 Actually, I was wondering if you'd like to come up for dinner with me sometime. 495 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:57,580 No, I would not, pervert. 496 00:26:57,780 --> 00:26:58,980 No, no, I didn't mean you. 497 00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,560 Now, look, he's trying to... Calm down. 498 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,230 That's enough. Don't make me take your baroccas off you again. 499 00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,790 He shouldn't be driving, that's for sure. 500 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:08,950 Don't lie. 501 00:27:11,111 --> 00:27:12,979 Bloody hell. 502 00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:15,659 I'm going to move on if I were you, and don't make eye contact with her when you 503 00:27:15,660 --> 00:27:16,679 get there. 504 00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:17,730 Right, will do. 505 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,330 Now, then. 506 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,450 I'd love to. 507 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,740 That is, if you were asking me out, and not Dorothy. 508 00:27:25,820 --> 00:27:26,870 Yes. 509 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:28,170 Yes, I would. 510 00:27:30,990 --> 00:27:32,040 I'm not afraid of it. 511 00:27:33,230 --> 00:27:35,850 Good. And make it somewhere nice, will you? 512 00:27:36,110 --> 00:27:39,430 No half -bucket of clucky chicken from the high street, right? 513 00:27:40,250 --> 00:27:41,300 OK. 514 00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:48,670 Get a bloody move on, man! 515 00:27:54,830 --> 00:27:56,030 How's business, Benno? 516 00:27:56,031 --> 00:27:57,209 It's good. 517 00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:58,260 Sold all my stock. 518 00:27:58,690 --> 00:28:00,210 Let me know if you want any more. 519 00:28:08,330 --> 00:28:09,380 All right? 520 00:28:09,830 --> 00:28:10,880 All right. 521 00:28:12,450 --> 00:28:13,650 How do you know I be here? 522 00:28:13,870 --> 00:28:16,340 You're unemployed and you nick booze from shops. 523 00:28:16,610 --> 00:28:18,650 A park bench isn't that wild again. 524 00:28:18,651 --> 00:28:21,449 Aye, less of that. I'll have you know I'm an entrepreneur. 525 00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,740 Oh, and you're even sexier when you're angry. 526 00:28:23,810 --> 00:28:25,250 Now pass me a drink, gorgeous. 527 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,010 Get to me. 528 00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:45,340 Lenny. Just got out yesterday. 529 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,700 Wanted to surprise you. 530 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:51,059 Look, sorry we didn't come visit. It's just they started searching Jack's 531 00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:54,560 pushchair and I freaked out and... Shh, shh, shh. I'm glad. 532 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:57,730 I don't ever want him going to that place. It's not right. 533 00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:59,020 Never should have asked. 534 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,200 You've got nothing to be sorry for. 535 00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:04,510 Can I? 536 00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:06,530 Yeah. 537 00:29:12,541 --> 00:29:14,609 Sorry, it is. 538 00:29:14,610 --> 00:29:15,830 Yeah, it is. 539 00:29:16,130 --> 00:29:17,590 Picture I gots dead old now. 540 00:29:18,930 --> 00:29:20,070 Come on then, mate. 541 00:29:21,850 --> 00:29:26,570 You got him a present. 542 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:36,530 Come on, Jack. 543 00:29:37,630 --> 00:29:38,970 Say hi to your dada. 544 00:29:48,631 --> 00:29:50,419 I've got to go. 545 00:29:50,420 --> 00:29:51,470 Please don't. Sorry. 546 00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:52,730 Another day. 547 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:55,600 You total Berlin! 548 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,010 What did I do? 549 00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:05,390 I'm back now, Uncle. 550 00:30:05,391 --> 00:30:08,419 Where in heaven's name have you been? You're nearly 20 minutes over your break 551 00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:11,300 time. I know. I totally know. And do you know why? 552 00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:13,270 Why? 553 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,570 I know me neither. 554 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,280 I'm very, very sorry, though. 555 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:20,340 Very, very sorry. Well, don't do it again. I'll be upstairs if you need me. 556 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,280 Are you sure about this? Totally. 557 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,580 This is a CCC TV blind spot. 558 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,760 They can't see a thing when you're here. 559 00:30:40,980 --> 00:30:42,030 All right. 560 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,410 Not a thing. 561 00:30:56,860 --> 00:30:57,910 I'm off now, Dave. 562 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:01,380 Oh, um, before you go, I meant to give you this. 563 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,330 What for? 564 00:31:08,331 --> 00:31:10,559 Commissioned for selling our car yesterday. 565 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,660 I've not seen skills like that since Silver Tongue Mary wrote this manor. 566 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:16,840 But she went on to other things. 567 00:31:16,841 --> 00:31:17,979 Stretch limousines? 568 00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:18,879 No, prison. 569 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,959 Guess you're doing it the other way round. 570 00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,480 Yeah, never again. 571 00:31:23,370 --> 00:31:27,010 I got a much better plan than that. Just wish I'd sold her a pricier car now. 572 00:31:27,310 --> 00:31:29,310 Got the bug now, see? You got the bug. 573 00:31:29,550 --> 00:31:30,600 Ha, ha, ha. 574 00:31:37,610 --> 00:31:38,660 Hey, Jack. 575 00:31:39,290 --> 00:31:40,690 Don't your nana look nice? 576 00:31:41,230 --> 00:31:43,090 She's a glamorous granny, isn't she? 577 00:31:43,230 --> 00:31:44,280 A guilt, apparently. 578 00:31:44,830 --> 00:31:47,240 Hey, man, do you even know what that stands for? 579 00:31:47,290 --> 00:31:49,070 Who's a guilt? Nobody knows, then. 580 00:31:49,590 --> 00:31:50,640 Mwah. 581 00:31:54,010 --> 00:31:57,470 This is where we are spending the night. 582 00:31:57,890 --> 00:31:58,940 What? 583 00:31:59,630 --> 00:32:00,910 I can't afford that. 584 00:32:00,911 --> 00:32:02,029 Yes, we can. 585 00:32:02,030 --> 00:32:04,980 Di Davies gave me commission on my unintentional car sale. 586 00:32:05,030 --> 00:32:06,770 Shut up. Oh, well done, Dave. 587 00:32:06,771 --> 00:32:10,489 It's one of them last -minute internet jobbies, and I got you a manicure when 588 00:32:10,490 --> 00:32:11,629 you get there and everything. 589 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:13,980 But what about the kids? I got Abra too tonight. 590 00:32:13,981 --> 00:32:16,049 Oh, Auntie Brenda'll have him, won't she? 591 00:32:16,050 --> 00:32:19,590 Yeah. And Jack is coming with us, so come on then, get packing. 592 00:32:21,070 --> 00:32:22,120 Hello? 593 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:24,380 Who's your new friend? 594 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,580 Where did you get this? 595 00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:28,460 Is he coming too, little fella? 596 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,050 Hiya. 597 00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:47,290 Hello. 598 00:32:47,291 --> 00:32:49,019 Tonight's dinner. 599 00:32:49,020 --> 00:32:50,099 Are you having pizza? 600 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:50,879 We are. 601 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,360 Make it myself from scratch. 602 00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:54,150 Bloody hell. 603 00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:57,170 Get you up a shoplifting charge and do you a Sunday roast. 604 00:32:57,460 --> 00:32:59,320 Every Ponteberry girl's dream, that. 605 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,580 Anyway, better go. Have a nice time. 606 00:33:03,581 --> 00:33:04,539 Bye -bye. 607 00:33:04,540 --> 00:33:05,590 Bye. 608 00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:15,160 Get in the room, will you? 609 00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:17,140 These boots aren't meant for standing. 610 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,610 Aw, it's nice to see you smiling, Presh. Have you worried about you? 611 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,130 Yeah. 612 00:33:24,660 --> 00:33:25,710 Does it work? 613 00:33:26,700 --> 00:33:29,120 Um, it was, but it isn't no more. 614 00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:34,350 Right then, you're going to park this up and join us later, are you? 615 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,410 Take a seat, Liberty. 616 00:33:35,411 --> 00:33:37,279 There's no standing room on this bus. 617 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,239 Calm down, Viv. 618 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,679 I'm not here for pleasure, it goes. 619 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:40,730 I'm recruiting. 620 00:33:40,731 --> 00:33:43,819 The lady's toilet of reflections is like a honeypot of self -doubt and 621 00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:45,099 insecurity come midnight. 622 00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:46,150 I've seen it myself. 623 00:33:46,151 --> 00:33:47,679 It's not pretty. 624 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:48,619 See what? 625 00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:49,670 When? 626 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,690 Hiya. 627 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,440 Oh, I'm starting to think this might have been a bad idea. 628 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,250 I'm too old. 629 00:33:57,251 --> 00:33:58,739 Oh, brother. 630 00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:00,200 Dala, we're on the body bowl. 631 00:34:00,201 --> 00:34:02,259 Is that as dangerous as it sounds? 632 00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:03,580 Well... Hold on. 633 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,300 Am I the only bloke here? 634 00:34:05,301 --> 00:34:06,479 No. 635 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,980 Not including the bus driver? 636 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,770 Well, yeah, but don't worry, there'll be loads of fellas when we get there. 637 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,380 It confused me. 638 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,930 I thought you didn't approve of all this. 639 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:21,509 I don't approve of you doing it, but for me it's a different story. 640 00:34:21,510 --> 00:34:24,280 I know my strengths, my weaknesses, all my capacities. 641 00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:26,370 I also happen to know you as. 642 00:34:28,070 --> 00:34:29,120 Onwards. 643 00:34:32,790 --> 00:34:33,840 Okay. 644 00:34:40,081 --> 00:34:45,988 Seriously, if we'd had the stock, I could have doubled up on it. 645 00:34:45,989 --> 00:34:47,039 Yeah, me too. 646 00:34:47,070 --> 00:34:48,120 Now what? 647 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:50,970 Reinvest. Yeah. 648 00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:52,630 Let's do it. 649 00:34:52,631 --> 00:34:56,059 Who knows how much money we could have made by the end of the month. It might 650 00:34:56,060 --> 00:34:57,860 worth seeing what other doggies got. 651 00:34:57,900 --> 00:34:59,060 He mentioned clothing. 652 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:02,640 Well, I'd be happy to project manage on this next one. 653 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,240 You sure you can handle it? 654 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:05,330 Oh, I'm sure. 655 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,330 It's on the table. 656 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,700 What are you two grinning about? 657 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,170 Nothing. 658 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,180 I am starving. Yeah, me too. 659 00:35:26,670 --> 00:35:27,750 we still have to queue. 660 00:35:27,950 --> 00:35:29,930 I thought the ticket was all -inclusive. 661 00:35:29,931 --> 00:35:32,109 They just do it to build up the excitement. 662 00:35:32,110 --> 00:35:32,809 Of what? 663 00:35:32,810 --> 00:35:33,860 Seeing Roy Lynn? 664 00:35:34,150 --> 00:35:38,189 I don't even know who he is. Of course you do. He came off of X Factor, man. He 665 00:35:38,190 --> 00:35:41,189 used to have a rap with Gary Barlow every week. And he's done Big Brother. 666 00:35:41,190 --> 00:35:42,730 That cocking idolises him. 667 00:35:43,070 --> 00:35:45,450 But again, why do we come the best for that? 668 00:35:45,850 --> 00:35:49,350 I'm not lining Auntie Bastard Brenda's pockets for old cocking body. 669 00:36:06,990 --> 00:36:08,040 We're with him. 670 00:36:12,190 --> 00:36:13,240 Cheers. 671 00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:17,110 See? Caught on blur menu, the lot. 672 00:36:17,370 --> 00:36:18,420 I'm impressed. 673 00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:22,250 Would madame like a window seat with a sea view? 674 00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:24,450 Yes, madame would. 675 00:36:24,710 --> 00:36:25,760 Then follow me. 676 00:36:40,140 --> 00:36:41,580 This one's for you. Let's do it. 677 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,780 This fight skill is such a cliche. 678 00:36:44,781 --> 00:36:49,159 Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want. So tell me what you 679 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:52,259 want, what you really, really want. I'll tell you what I want, what I really, 680 00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:53,999 really want. Do you want another one? 681 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,139 Yeah, go on then. I want a, I want a, I want a, I want a really, really, really 682 00:36:58,140 --> 00:36:59,190 want a zig -a -zig. 683 00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:03,260 If you want my future, you'll get my past. 684 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,160 If you want it, definitely, you better get it. 685 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,410 Now don't worry. 686 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,410 God. 687 00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,620 Mum, I'll see you later. 688 00:37:15,621 --> 00:37:16,979 Where are you going? 689 00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:19,400 Don't wait up. I've just seen an old friend. 690 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:20,850 Emma? 691 00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:23,180 Emma! Hey, that was cool. 692 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,320 stop thinking about you. 693 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:47,210 But yesterday you said you couldn't. I know what I said. 694 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,450 Jesus, could this be any more unromantic? 695 00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:00,900 You're bloody selfish, the pair of you. This is a disabled toilet, you know. 696 00:38:01,220 --> 00:38:02,420 Oh, my God. 697 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:03,810 Let's get out of here. 698 00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:04,990 Where can we go? 699 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:06,210 My house. 700 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:07,690 Serious? 701 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:09,730 Yeah, I want to. 702 00:38:14,130 --> 00:38:15,930 Sorry. People like you make mistakes. 703 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:19,140 Yeah, you're not the only one spotting a strike, you know. 704 00:38:33,670 --> 00:38:34,850 He's out like a light. 705 00:38:36,310 --> 00:38:37,570 That's the sea air for you. 706 00:38:38,430 --> 00:38:39,690 It's this little holiday. 707 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,960 So, there's something I want to ask you. 708 00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:50,790 Yeah. 709 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,370 I thought so. 710 00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:54,350 Did you? 711 00:38:55,980 --> 00:39:00,100 Luke, all you've got to remember is that Jack has to come first. 712 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:02,640 I know that. And, like, Lenny may be an idiot. 713 00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:05,640 What's Lenny going to do with anything? 714 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:07,150 Sorry? 715 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:12,540 Just let me do this properly, will you? Do what? 716 00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:19,980 Zoe Annabelle Stewart. 717 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:25,140 Will you do me the honor of becoming Mrs. 718 00:39:25,820 --> 00:39:28,420 Zoe Annabelle Morgan? 719 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,900 That's what you wanted to ask me. 720 00:39:35,220 --> 00:39:36,720 That's what I wanted to ask you. 721 00:39:37,031 --> 00:39:44,019 Say something. My knee's killing me on this floor and people are starting to 722 00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:45,070 stare. 723 00:39:54,959 --> 00:39:56,700 I love you so much, Zoe. 724 00:39:57,220 --> 00:40:00,400 You and Jack and whoever this one in here turns out to be. 725 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:03,070 You're my world. 726 00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,380 You know that, don't you? 727 00:40:17,710 --> 00:40:21,450 I loved you on X Factor. Yeah, you were awesome, fair say. Oh, thanks, thanks. 728 00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:24,500 I never watched it, sorry. It's all right, don't be sorry. 729 00:40:24,690 --> 00:40:28,730 Mind, it was out of cocking order, the way that Gary Barlow treated him. Oh, 730 00:40:28,850 --> 00:40:30,370 no, she's all right, he's fine. 731 00:40:30,730 --> 00:40:33,620 He done love a bit, though. Don't admit his life, but he did. 732 00:40:33,850 --> 00:40:37,160 Well, if I ever bastard met him, I'd have to give it to him straight. 733 00:40:37,430 --> 00:40:40,890 I'd say, hey, Barlow, you're out of cocking order. 734 00:40:42,990 --> 00:40:44,750 It's fine. It was all TV. 735 00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:51,210 We're good mates, you know. Oh, my God. Do you sign it? Go on, sign it. 736 00:40:51,570 --> 00:40:55,629 I'm sorry about my friend. She's had too much to drink. Don't be silly. It's 737 00:40:55,630 --> 00:40:56,790 fine. There you go, babe. 738 00:40:57,170 --> 00:40:58,220 Oh! 739 00:41:15,020 --> 00:41:16,070 I love you. 740 00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:20,100 No, I do. I fucking love this woman. 741 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,080 I'm sorry, did I get that wrong? 742 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,640 I always get that wrong. 743 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:27,440 Yeah, you really did. I thought you were gay. 744 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:31,540 Me? Oh, because I'm a nurse. How sexist that is. 745 00:41:31,860 --> 00:41:33,060 I'm disappointed in you. 746 00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:37,879 No, not because of the nurse thing, because of the Spice Girls and the 747 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,990 thing. Hey, I'll prove it to you if you want. 748 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:51,000 Too much to drink, good boy. Come on. Where are you taking me? Home. 749 00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:22,500 You promised me we'll make love. 750 00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:28,710 Hi. 751 00:42:37,240 --> 00:42:39,500 Sorry to interrupt. 752 00:42:39,501 --> 00:42:43,079 I just wanted to let you know that Ben couldn't hack it on the sofa. He 753 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,160 on going back to yours. 754 00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:45,390 Oh, right. 755 00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:47,120 OK. Thanks. 756 00:42:49,550 --> 00:42:50,600 I'm work. 757 00:42:50,930 --> 00:42:53,390 Nice to meet you. 758 00:42:53,810 --> 00:42:57,790 Stop yapping and get your sexy ass in here. 759 00:42:58,510 --> 00:42:59,560 What's he like? 760 00:43:00,550 --> 00:43:02,630 Oh, we've had a brilliant time. 761 00:43:03,410 --> 00:43:05,470 Anyway, thanks for babysitting. 762 00:43:05,690 --> 00:43:06,740 No worries. 763 00:43:07,130 --> 00:43:08,450 Bye. Bye. 764 00:43:21,390 --> 00:43:26,890 Well, if you can't get what you love, you learn to love the things you've got. 765 00:43:27,010 --> 00:43:28,950 If you can't be what you want, 766 00:43:29,830 --> 00:43:35,889 you learn to be the things you're not. If you can't get what you need, you 767 00:43:35,890 --> 00:43:38,350 to need the things that stop you dreaming. 768 00:43:41,350 --> 00:43:43,690 All the things that stop you dreaming. 769 00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:55,000 I just wondered if you wanted to come to a ball with me. 770 00:43:55,001 --> 00:43:58,899 Because you come anywhere near my family. Sorry, who's blowing? Not 771 00:43:58,900 --> 00:43:59,899 me, are you, Luke? 772 00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:00,950 We'll do with me. 773 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,520 You've got such a pretty face. 774 00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:06,010 You could be one of those plus -sized models. 775 00:44:06,011 --> 00:44:08,889 I'm not going to be able to keep my hands off you. 776 00:44:08,890 --> 00:44:13,440 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 56805

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