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So today we're going to learn about
choking.
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Now, choking's very common on awards,
mealtimes being most popular.
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They're silent chokers.
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Choke very silently.
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One minute they've sat there, next
minute they've choked, they've gone and
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one's in the way there.
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Personally, I prefer a noisy choker
because I've got more chance of getting
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them.
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Now, Mrs Wong -Bear have agreed to help
us with choking.
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She's going to choke and I'm going to
show her the basic moves.
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Right. Start choking.
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So she's choking. I've noticed I'm over.
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I'm standing her up.
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I'm opening the mouth.
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I'm sweeping the finger.
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And I'm round.
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Then it's one, two, three, and...
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Choke over.
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Questions?
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Can you say all that again?
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Tea tonight for everyone.
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Tuna pasta, roba. Yeah.
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Only I've got lectures till five, and
then I'm going to the doctor.
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Make sure you tell her everything, all
right?
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All right. The mood swings, the flushes,
they're not sleeping.
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OK. Do you know why you waited so long?
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What do you think of this one?
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Absolutely ridiculous.
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She looks like a kettle.
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Oh, shut up. You've got no sense of
style, honestly.
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Ben, I'm not telling you again. Get down
your shop or she's going to be late.
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Sonny's having Abra this weekend, so I'm
going to do a load more applications.
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That's the spirit.
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I will get a job, won't I?
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There's always myrna.
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She'd have you in a jiffy.
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Ma 'am, I didn't spend all that time in
college to end up a myrna.
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Pepe's on the lookout for new delivery
boys, mate.
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Oh, shut up.
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Hey, I thought you'd still be in bed.
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Though he said he was on your round till
two.
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Oh, make me sound like a doctor, ma 'am,
not a bloody pizza boy. Well, the job,
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innit? Exactly.
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That's debatable.
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He was up with Jack six o 'clock this
morning.
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Right little live wire, weren't you?
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I'm ready breaking the thing. Oh,
thanks.
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Ben, I am not telling you again.
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Is there a lot for me to do?
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You don't mind, do you, love? God, no.
It'll only take me half hour. And we
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really need the cash.
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Well, you want me out of a hole, I can
tell you. I've got a backlog sky high.
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Oh, incoming.
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I was going to throw an ankle.
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Oh, it's gone down a bit.
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She's so bloody ugly, mind. Like a
rhino.
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There ain't nothing wrong with a rhino.
Beautiful animal.
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Oh, well.
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Do you think I'd suit a skinhead?
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I worry about you sometimes.
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All them fumes come all on your head. I
coat my head.
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No one could put names without a
skinhead one winter or another. Go on,
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What's the name of a film? I'm a
presenter with a long dirt.
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You're a cold man. Emma, seriously,
you're not having a skinhead.
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Oh my God, can you imagine?
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Here he is, Mammy's little ray of
sunshine.
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Letta. Get off!
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You know you love me really.
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Your Aunty Paula's having a ball.
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What's she say?
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Having a ball.
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Diced linen salsa. Can you imagine?
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For you Christmas.
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Jesus!
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proper that is. He won awards and
everything. Oh, hey, fantastic.
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Check you out.
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Hey, is this a job interview?
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Catty, Catty, Harry here.
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Yeah, we.
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Well, you really got me going. You got
me so I don't know what I'm doing.
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Yeah, you really got me now. You got me
so I can't sleep at night.
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Here you go, kid.
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Oh, cheers.
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I can't offer you a biscuit.
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I won't have him in house.
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Loud and clear, Brian?
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Loud and clear.
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Hey, guess what?
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Emma, I've got an interview.
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Up Jensen's. You know, that fancy salon
in town.
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Oh, I'm sorry, kid.
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It goes from bad to worse with that
girl, doesn't it?
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What are you on about?
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Well, pregnant at six.
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Then her marriage breaks down and now
she's got to go groveling hand and foot
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that poncy little perm monger.
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They won't do you a perm at Jensen's,
aren't you, Bren?
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Not on a million.
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Well, that does maybe.
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Well, I'll tell her you said good luck,
shall I?
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Three weeks I've been living here and
not once have she invited me for tea.
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She's on the change.
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To do terrible things to the memory.
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So I've heard.
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Hey!
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You've sold her, then?
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Moving in tomorrow.
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And who are they?
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I'm not at liberty to say.
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Data protection, aren't you, Brian?
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It's right.
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We have for you today the classic
English breakfast with a modern French
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I like the presentation very much, the
use of colour, with the orange of the
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yolk set against the vibrant red of
tomato just inviting me in.
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The bacon is cooked to perfection, and
your trompette de la mort is an absolute
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triumph.
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Now, pass me the HP, is it?
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OK.
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I can drop you off at school if you
want. I want to see Jan.
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Does Jan wear a wig when you're talking
to her? What?
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Norman, she's not a judge.
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She's a solicitor. Solicitors don't wear
wigs.
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She's not going to change your mind, is
she, Dad?
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Look, Alan, no -one is going to make you
live with Keith and your man, and no
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-one is going to send you to boarding
school.
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Today's just about time to have the
loose ends.
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All right?
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Now, what about this sausage?
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Terrible in time?
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Yeah.
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I knew it.
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The only prenuptial agreement I should
have had with you is that we don't get
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married. Well, you're not listening to
me.
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You're not listening to me.
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You're not listening to... Oh, well, I'm
sorry you're upset.
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It must be very hard, holding down a
job, going through a divorce, taking the
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shirt off my back and having to remember
to be a self -obsessed arsehole at the
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same time.
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Well, you've divorced me.
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Come on, for God's sake.
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As for ancillary relief, I imagine
that's what you give Andy Wanker Wandy
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night in our marital bed.
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What? It's my right of way. Just let me
keep the car.
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Please, let me keep the car.
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I've got a dog, for God's sake.
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Yes, I said arse. Big, fat, money
-grabbing arse.
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Excuse me, I'm on the phone.
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No, because... Look,
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I've got to go. There's a lunatic
attacking my car.
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What do you think you're doing? Are you
insane?
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Listen, sunshine.
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Firstly, you are blocking the road and
I'm late.
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Selfish. Secondly, talking on the phone
whilst driving is against the law. And
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I've got your registration number and
will quite happily report you to the
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police. Well, firstly, back at you. I'm
also late. Secondly, I'm not blocking
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the road. I'm pulling out.
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Thirdly, if you report me to the police,
it's your word against mine, and
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believe me, they will not thank you for
wasting their time.
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Plus, I happen to be a lawyer, so...
Now, are you going to get out of my way
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we can both get on?
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You're an idiot.
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No, you're an idiot.
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No, you're an idiot.
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You are!
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No, you are, and I called you it first,
so... I don't care, I called it you
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second, so...
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Alan Williams from St. John.
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Hello,
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Alan. Come on through.
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I'd be glad to put all this behind me,
to be honest.
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It's been a very stressful couple of
years for me and little Al. Of course.
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Every day he's on at me.
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Is everything OK, Dad? Am I staying with
you, Dad?
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Dad's ready in after a bit, I can tell
you.
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Well, yes, and as you know, you have
indeed been awarded custody.
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But that doesn't give you carte blanche
in the upbringing of little Alan.
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It's a joint responsibility with your ex
-wife, and the court took very
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seriously some of her concerns.
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What concerns?
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Okay, so as a nurse, you've got to be a
team player, because you've got to work
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with all sorts.
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Doctors, obvious.
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Necetists, obvious.
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Surgeons, obvious.
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Matrons, obvious.
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Relatives, obvious.
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Community workers, not so obvious.
Community mental nurses, even less
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Anatomical pathology technicians, that's
the mortuary.
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And chef.
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But how do you tell the difference
between them all?
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Simple answer.
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You can't.
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Don't chefs wear them big white hats?
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No. It's a hospital, not a restaurant.
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But Tom isn't as stupid as we all think.
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Familiarise yourself with these
uniforms.
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You're in with a fighting chance.
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Gerard, I am so sorry. There was this
moron blocking the road and I couldn't
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past. And then we had a row.
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No listening. You were late.
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This is the yellow card.
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So basically, I've got to put little
Alan on a diet?
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In a nutshell.
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Are you devastated?
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Let's not panic.
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You'll get help from social services,
and it's simply to ensure that little
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is following a healthy lifestyle. You
know, eating properly, getting plenty of
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exercise. Then, after a couple of
months, they'll review things just to
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sure... He's going in the right
direction.
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Yeah, but what if he isn't?
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What if he gets fat?
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Will they take him away from me then?
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When does little Alan turn 16?
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April. Well, by then he won't even be
under the court's jurisdiction. So come
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his 16th birthday, he can eat whatever
he likes.
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He wants to be a chef.
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Food's his life.
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About the car.
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I'm with a client. Obviously, I'm sorry
I called you. Michael. Please don't make
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me sell it. We're not having this
conversation. I'm with a client.
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Michael, we've got a prison visit in
half an hour. Yes, thank you.
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She's very good, you know.
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I know. Oh, yeah.
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There's nothing she won't get for you
once she puts her mind to it.
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That shark knows every corner of the
tank.
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I'm sorry I ain't good enough no more.
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Can't seem to make you laugh like once
before.
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I guess I could have told you how I
feel.
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Oh, my biggest flaw is that I don't
reveal.
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I just don't feel.
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I've done your shirt study.
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Bloody hell, it looks like they're
grieving you.
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Mind, delivery.
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How'd Jesse go?
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Any takers?
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Eight, God, baby.
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The fool.
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Bloody bargain, that.
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Anything else we can help you with?
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No. Just this from Paula.
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Oh, by the way, I'd done my best, but
the collar on that line -dancing shirt
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an absolute mess.
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Christmas?
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I thought she was coming back next
month.
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It's not like you've rushed off your
feet, is it, Bob?
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It's rather many.
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Look, you know where you're going wrong,
don't you?
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Oh, I'm sure I would like to know.
249
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,620
Lionel Evans.
250
00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:06,240
Got buried on top of Barker's Hill.
251
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A special dispensation from the council.
252
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,850
Your point being?
253
00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:11,740
Location, location, location.
254
00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:14,230
Location.
255
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,160
Lionel's buried in a beautiful spot.
256
00:14:17,161 --> 00:14:18,779
People pay their respects.
257
00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:21,130
Do we make up the whole panorama of the
valley?
258
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,650
You want my opinion?
259
00:14:22,651 --> 00:14:25,299
That's all your modern corpse wants
these days.
260
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A plot with a view.
261
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,540
Oh, works, I'm late.
262
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:30,910
Hello!
263
00:14:35,521 --> 00:14:38,819
They're pretty straightforward.
264
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,500
One a day like you would with a pill.
265
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:44,090
You'd be surprised how quickly they take
effect.
266
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,819
I'm probably going to put on weight,
aren't I?
267
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:47,870
Maybe.
268
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:52,030
But at least you can kiss goodbye to the
sleeplessness and the hot flushes.
269
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,860
Um, can I just ask?
270
00:14:55,420 --> 00:15:02,280
Is it true that you're, um... You
know... Your sex drive goes up?
271
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,960
Yes. You'd be rampant.
272
00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,030
I'm single.
273
00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:11,630
Maybe get yourself to Aunt Summer's,
then. Can I have a prescription for
274
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,240
No. No.
275
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:33,890
Not a sausage.
276
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Not a single book in for the buy one,
get one free.
277
00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:40,740
All that effort.
278
00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:44,440
Complete waste of time. Yes, I heard you
the third time.
279
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,870
Patience may well be a virtue, but the
old thing's gone belly up.
280
00:15:48,871 --> 00:15:52,139
And here we are now, digging ourselves
even deeper in the mire, buying holes on
281
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the black market.
282
00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:55,560
Oh, where the hell is he?
283
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:58,560
Geoffrey Mower, Edwin.
284
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,510
Don't be creeping up on me like that.
I'll have heart attack.
285
00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:05,500
I'm in good shape, mate. I ain't in
trouble. I won't hurt you.
286
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,420
Trace droll.
287
00:16:07,421 --> 00:16:09,189
Right, what have you got for me?
288
00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:11,910
Half a dozen nice little plots over by
the elm tree.
289
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:13,260
Do what I tell you.
290
00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:17,850
I checked them for root displacement,
rats, moles, the whole caboodle.
291
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,849
And it's definite now with the next. I
don't want no coming up in the day and
292
00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:21,900
finding them filled.
293
00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:22,980
Safe as a grave.
294
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,550
The rumour has it you've got no body to
put in them.
295
00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:30,270
Yes, well, rumour does. That rumour...
What rumour says?
296
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:31,800
Hmm? Rue?
297
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:34,000
Now, bag it off before anyone sees you.
298
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,330
And clean your teeth.
299
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:41,240
Oh, God, that's all we need. The good
time had by all.
300
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,740
Well, well, well.
301
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,720
If it isn't the undertaker's undertaker,
Gwyn.
302
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,280
Takes one to know one.
303
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,830
Don't rise to it, Dad. You don't lower
yourself.
304
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,300
Word on the street is business is bad.
305
00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,320
For you or for us?
306
00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:00,440
Don't try and wing it, Bobby Jean.
307
00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:04,349
Everyone knows Simpsons can't get a cop
these days for love nor money.
308
00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:08,050
I give it four weeks for your old outfit
sitting six feet under.
309
00:17:08,051 --> 00:17:11,809
Well, you'll have a long wait, Gwyneth
Thomas, because we've got stiffs coming
310
00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:14,400
at us from all over South Wales, haven't
we, Daddy?
311
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:18,790
In fact, moustache, commissions to book,
coffins to fill.
312
00:17:19,601 --> 00:17:25,828
Don't look at me like that, all right?
There's only one thing for it.
313
00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:27,389
You have to pay the boys to visit.
314
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,809
You're doing a grand job, eh, boy?
315
00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:36,190
Well, you know what they say.
316
00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:37,600
Lick of paint.
317
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:39,700
Painted lick.
318
00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:43,509
What are you talking about, witch? How
was the second honeymoon?
319
00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:47,190
Oh, it has put us back on track, hasn't
it, Glenn?
320
00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:48,460
Ah, you love.
321
00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:52,769
Oh, now we're off to see a man about a
horse. It's not a horse, Glenn. There is
322
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,250
no love, you'll spoil it.
323
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:56,240
See you back.
324
00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:18,110
Hello, doggy man.
325
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:20,990
Viv!
326
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,360
I never thought I'd see you ever again.
327
00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:30,679
I told you to keep the faith, Viv. I
just had to go on my journey, you know?
328
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,730
had to find myself.
329
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:33,950
Did you?
330
00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:35,400
Yeah, I did as it goes.
331
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,030
But then I lost myself again, so I had
to look a bit harder.
332
00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:42,620
And then I found myself.
333
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,050
Where were you?
334
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:46,510
Koh Samui.
335
00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:50,030
I heard you went nam.
336
00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,360
Yeah.
337
00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:53,550
Had this baby done down nam?
338
00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:55,830
Badger. Flamingo.
339
00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:00,340
Hey.
340
00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:02,490
Hey, what's up, doggie man?
341
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:04,200
Nothing.
342
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,060
Oh, yeah.
343
00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:09,290
I can't believe you're back, Ruth.
344
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,210
I thought I lost my chihuahua for good.
345
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:13,540
Come on, Bibbs.
346
00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:14,920
I'm here now.
347
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:16,140
Chihuahua's here.
348
00:19:16,141 --> 00:19:19,439
Do your mother know you're back in the
land?
349
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,490
Not yet.
350
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:33,460
Hey, I give you that key for you to the
facilities, good boy.
351
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,500
Not so that you can put your feet up.
352
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:38,770
Vivienne.
353
00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:40,190
Hello, Mum.
354
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,460
She come home, Maddy Bren.
355
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,560
My chihuahua come home.
356
00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:08,970
Keep a tea for you, sweetheart.
357
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:14,489
Do you know, it's amazing, this new
language you've learnt. What's it called
358
00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:17,500
again? Grunt, is it? I was telling the
other nurses about it.
359
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:18,720
Ma 'am?
360
00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:21,050
I'm just having an index with my son.
361
00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:24,490
He will not shut up. I'm trying to
sleep.
362
00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:25,980
Ma 'am?
363
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:30,880
Is it all right?
364
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:32,790
I'm certainly different.
365
00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:34,169
Oh, my God, do I look awful?
366
00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:35,430
Oh, I look awful, don't I?
367
00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:38,260
Oh, Mam, what am I going to do? Ada, you
look fantastic.
368
00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:40,009
What are you getting ready now for?
369
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:41,689
The interview's not for seven hours.
370
00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,310
I know, but I don't want to be late.
371
00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:45,690
She's a silly mummy, isn't she?
372
00:20:45,691 --> 00:20:49,129
You're taking him over to Jag and Tan's
later?
373
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,890
Yeah. You know I love him. No bother on
her.
374
00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:53,710
Oh, Tanisha, go to bed.
375
00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:57,289
Any chance to demonstrate she's a better
grandmother than me, she's in like
376
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,850
Flynn. Oh, don't have a go now.
377
00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:00,140
I'm not.
378
00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:02,620
We all know I'm the best, Nala, don't
we, Ab?
379
00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:06,580
Right, can I please use the bathroom
now?
380
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,960
Dad, the door was open.
381
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,810
Oh, Christ, if we wanted to talk about
birth again.
382
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:15,300
Three hours she was here last night
going on. I'll be down now.
383
00:21:15,301 --> 00:21:17,699
How come they never spoke for all that
time?
384
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:21,059
Can you imagine you and me not speaking
for five years? Never. You're both too
385
00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:22,110
choppy. Oh, dear.
386
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,800
Oh, need to have a breakfast.
387
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,760
Come on, then.
388
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,660
A gibbering wreck.
389
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:41,340
That's what I am. A gibbering wreck.
390
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,140
You'd have shook the foundations from
under my nose.
391
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,780
Yeah, you said that last night. I've
made him some toast. Oh, lovely.
392
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:53,020
Self -first, self -last, that girl.
393
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,320
Always been Vivienne's way.
394
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,100
I've never liked her.
395
00:21:57,101 --> 00:21:59,159
Using the washer she was this morning.
396
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,210
Bowled as a butcher.
397
00:22:00,211 --> 00:22:03,419
Yeah, well, he did always complain she
wasn't very clean.
398
00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:07,810
And, of course, he... Stayed the night,
didn't he? Eric bloody Clapton.
399
00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:09,200
Won't he, Brenda?
400
00:22:09,490 --> 00:22:12,930
We were together for nearly five years.
Ooh, Yanto and birth.
401
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,750
Yeah, engaged and everything.
402
00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:16,730
I didn't get a wink of sleep.
403
00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:20,550
I did all night. They were like feral
cats.
404
00:22:20,551 --> 00:22:22,269
Well, thanks for the image.
405
00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:26,909
Well, you can't carry on. I told her if
she don't find somewhere else by the end
406
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:29,140
of the week, I'm reporting her to the
police.
407
00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:31,069
Can't she live with Yanto?
408
00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:32,120
In a bed, sir.
409
00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:33,930
Are you deranged?
410
00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:38,769
I'm not having no daughter of mine
living in a room over the baker. What do
411
00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:39,629
people think?
412
00:22:39,630 --> 00:22:41,310
She lived on a beach for six months.
413
00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:43,870
Right. See you all later.
414
00:22:43,871 --> 00:22:44,569
Ta -ra.
415
00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:45,049
Ta -ra.
416
00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:46,490
Bye, Em. Good luck.
417
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:47,969
Thanks, Mum.
418
00:22:47,970 --> 00:22:49,020
Oh, that's right.
419
00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:52,930
Leave me to my devastated life and my
dolemongering daughter.
420
00:22:54,490 --> 00:22:55,540
Oh, Mum.
421
00:23:00,301 --> 00:23:02,289
Here you are.
422
00:23:02,290 --> 00:23:04,820
It's not loads like, but... It's better
than nothing.
423
00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:09,439
Don't be daft, man. You're a student
nurse with an ironing round and a house
424
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,490
full of kids.
425
00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:13,400
Look, you know I want to pay my way.
426
00:23:13,401 --> 00:23:16,239
If it weren't for you, me and Zoe would
be out on the streets.
427
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,290
We'd take it.
428
00:23:17,291 --> 00:23:22,299
Look, why didn't you ask your dad for a
bit of help, love?
429
00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:24,459
He'd hate it if he knew you were
struggling.
430
00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:27,239
Mum, I don't want to go running to other
people every time something doesn't
431
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,290
work out.
432
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,800
This is about me making my own way.
433
00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:34,820
And I will do it. I won't be delivering
pizzas all my life.
434
00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:38,110
Well, you know you can stay with me as
long as you like.
435
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,740
I love having all my babies under one
roof.
436
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,260
Yeah, till you meet the new fella and
want to get married again.
437
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,839
That ship of well and truly sail, good
boy. The only thing I'll ever get
438
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:49,980
to is my nursing degree.
439
00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,880
So people think nurses are special. I
say to them, no.
440
00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:05,470
They're not special.
441
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,390
They're just ordinary people doing a
job.
442
00:24:09,180 --> 00:24:11,660
A job that most people wouldn't want to
do.
443
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,640
And that's what makes them special.
444
00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:17,230
Okay.
445
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:21,660
So what's the most important skill you
need to make a good nurse? Tom? Too
446
00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:22,980
Stella? Communication.
447
00:24:22,981 --> 00:24:24,139
What else?
448
00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:25,340
Observation. What else?
449
00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:27,420
Confidence. What else? And sympathy.
450
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,550
Good.
451
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,310
Communication.
452
00:24:32,210 --> 00:24:34,710
Observation, confidence, and sympathy.
453
00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:36,760
Easy to remember.
454
00:24:37,530 --> 00:24:38,580
Cock.
455
00:24:39,550 --> 00:24:41,470
Oh, grow up.
456
00:24:41,471 --> 00:24:44,389
Patients' lives are on the line by here.
You want to laugh?
457
00:24:44,390 --> 00:24:45,440
Go be a clown.
458
00:24:45,441 --> 00:24:47,989
Because there's sure as shams there
ain't no room for jokers in an hospital
459
00:24:47,990 --> 00:24:49,040
ward.
460
00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:52,050
Your test begins tomorrow, 9 .30 sharp.
461
00:24:53,710 --> 00:24:55,430
Your revision period starts...
462
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,340
Now, get free to go.
463
00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,560
Don't let me down, people.
464
00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:22,000
Well, we are very happy for you, Emma,
and I'm sure Danny will be too.
465
00:25:22,001 --> 00:25:25,419
Yeah, he texted me. He said you and Tana
will be over the moon to help out with
466
00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:26,470
childcare and that.
467
00:25:26,471 --> 00:25:29,899
Because you know I'll be working long
hours, evening sometimes and all.
468
00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:31,100
If you get the job, eh?
469
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,650
Danny, sure.
470
00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:34,860
It is only an interview, and I'm a
realist.
471
00:25:34,861 --> 00:25:38,989
Obviously, it goes without saying that
if you do get the job, we'd be more than
472
00:25:38,990 --> 00:25:43,489
happy to look after the child of our
only son, especially as we see so little
473
00:25:43,490 --> 00:25:45,429
him these days. Are you a son of your
grandson?
474
00:25:45,430 --> 00:25:50,369
Because I ain't seen your son for two
weeks. I know you'd both rather it if me
475
00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:53,689
and Sonny were still together, but let's
be honest, it's only because you're
476
00:25:53,690 --> 00:25:55,789
embarrassed there's a divorce in the
family.
477
00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:59,749
That is not true. Oh, no, now, Tan, it
was really two years ago. He was bloody
478
00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:01,470
unfaithful to me. Lady, please.
479
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,110
Think of my bra.
480
00:26:03,111 --> 00:26:06,839
Look, I've got to keep my head together.
The interview's in half an hour.
481
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,939
If you don't want to help, then just
say. Of course we want to help.
482
00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:13,010
You're still part of our family, Emma, a
very important part.
483
00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:14,820
Right. Well, I've got to go.
484
00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:16,620
I'll pick him up later, yeah?
485
00:26:16,621 --> 00:26:18,099
Wish me luck.
486
00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:19,019
Good luck.
487
00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:20,070
Lord Beggy, I know.
488
00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:26,080
Come. Actually, Emma, my niece is coming
over to do some work experience.
489
00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:28,200
She's from Ireland, Parvati.
490
00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:29,630
Where's that? What?
491
00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:32,860
No, that's her name, Parvati.
492
00:26:32,861 --> 00:26:37,039
Anyway, hopefully it'll give myself and
Tanisha more time away from the shop to
493
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,090
help out with Abra.
494
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,740
Hey, there she is.
495
00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:41,520
Read our cock in so soon.
496
00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:43,620
Shut up, man, it's only an interview.
497
00:26:43,621 --> 00:26:46,019
Well, old bastard Town's talking about
it.
498
00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:47,640
Top notch, that gents and sea jag.
499
00:26:47,641 --> 00:26:51,199
Charge you the price of a small dog just
to wash your cock in earth.
500
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,819
Wouldn't go near the place myself.
501
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:53,870
Better get it.
502
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,840
Hey, I tell you, come in, mind them.
503
00:26:55,841 --> 00:26:59,159
If you do get the job, you'll be looking
for full -time childcare, won't you?
504
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,169
Uh, yeah.
505
00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:03,809
Yeah, but actually, Jack has said...
Hey, hey, won't find a better bastard
506
00:27:03,810 --> 00:27:04,860
this side of Newport.
507
00:27:05,130 --> 00:27:08,740
Nothing I don't know about bastard
babies, and I'm cheap as cheese, all
508
00:27:08,741 --> 00:27:09,749
Jack? Right.
509
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,230
Are you a registered childminder, then?
510
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,640
Am I cock?
511
00:27:14,210 --> 00:27:19,889
No. Once you get into licences and
registers and what have you, it causes
512
00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:20,940
kind of shit.
513
00:27:21,450 --> 00:27:25,390
Anyway, let me know, cos I'm pretty much
into cock demand.
514
00:27:26,510 --> 00:27:28,230
Oi, you break the new trade!
515
00:27:28,590 --> 00:27:31,720
Sorry, but... Think about crossing that
bastard road without me.
516
00:27:31,970 --> 00:27:34,390
I'll see you in a bit, if I survive.
517
00:27:34,970 --> 00:27:36,020
Sock it to him, kid.
518
00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:37,440
Woo!
519
00:27:43,181 --> 00:27:44,669
All
520
00:27:44,670 --> 00:27:53,949
right,
521
00:27:53,950 --> 00:27:54,809
Liv?
522
00:27:54,810 --> 00:27:55,860
Much enough for you?
523
00:27:56,290 --> 00:27:57,340
What?
524
00:27:57,341 --> 00:28:01,139
Oh, God, it's only part -time, the
course. Not that you'd think it. You
525
00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:02,190
work again.
526
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,880
What's with the crutch?
527
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,530
Thickness benefit.
528
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,340
That's what this lot are for.
529
00:28:07,341 --> 00:28:10,779
Thing is, if you don't look like you're
injured, they won't give you a sodding
530
00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:13,020
dime. And my M .E.'s a bugger to prove.
531
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:16,400
You've got M .E.? Did have in 98.
532
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,730
It's recurring.
533
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,640
Hey, why don't you come in?
534
00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:24,120
My mother's out and I got some Mexican
weed. We could just chill.
535
00:28:24,810 --> 00:28:28,890
Ferb, I'm 44 now, Prash. I've got a dog
to walk and a test to revise for.
536
00:28:29,430 --> 00:28:30,910
Sorry. No worries.
537
00:28:31,390 --> 00:28:33,740
We've got all the time in the world now
I'm back.
538
00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:39,350
I tell you what, I never realised how
much I missed this goddamn valley.
539
00:28:41,090 --> 00:28:43,260
But I guess it's true what they say,
Esther.
540
00:28:43,970 --> 00:28:45,020
What's that?
541
00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:49,310
You can take the girl out the berry, but
you can't, you know.
542
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,250
Take the girl out to Perry or something.
543
00:28:53,350 --> 00:28:54,430
Anyway, later, yeah?
544
00:28:55,890 --> 00:28:56,940
Yeah.
545
00:29:08,010 --> 00:29:10,030
I don't normally see you up here, Al.
546
00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:11,320
What?
547
00:29:11,670 --> 00:29:14,170
Hey, you know my cousin's back, do you?
548
00:29:14,410 --> 00:29:16,850
Herb? And he bent us up in arms, I take
it.
549
00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:19,410
Yeah, she can't stand her.
550
00:29:19,411 --> 00:29:21,499
I'll finish those, if you like.
551
00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,579
I'm not feeling too good.
552
00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:23,630
Oh, much fun.
553
00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:26,100
Saw the solicitor yesterday.
554
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,590
She said I've got to put little Al on a
diet.
555
00:29:28,591 --> 00:29:30,799
What the frig's he got to do with her?
556
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,359
That's what the family court decided.
557
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,819
You know, part of the custody, what do
you call it? Trying to work out the best
558
00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:35,579
thing to do.
559
00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:37,639
Thought I'd come up here, a bit of time
for myself.
560
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:41,059
Finished for the day, have you? No, no,
I can't put my voice in the taxi.
561
00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:42,119
Dropped her the bingo.
562
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,860
It's all right, she's not in no rush.
563
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,120
Probably having a smoke.
564
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,730
Oh, bless her.
565
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:52,930
Oh, God.
566
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,090
I'm all right still.
567
00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:58,550
Huh?
568
00:30:00,060 --> 00:30:01,110
What is it, Crash?
569
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:13,279
Oh, my
570
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:19,980
God, how are you feeling?
571
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,690
Oh, I just want... be sick.
572
00:30:21,691 --> 00:30:23,129
Yeah, I know what you mean.
573
00:30:23,130 --> 00:30:26,549
I had a terrible interview. They were
really horrible to me. Worst day of my
574
00:30:26,550 --> 00:30:28,370
life. You got the job?
575
00:30:28,371 --> 00:30:29,889
No, I didn't.
576
00:30:29,890 --> 00:30:31,630
It'll be seven goes over two years.
577
00:30:31,990 --> 00:30:34,400
In the end, I think they'll give it me
out to pity.
578
00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:37,180
Good luck.
579
00:30:37,181 --> 00:30:41,409
Amy, Mrs. Lloyd is still waiting on her
coffee and you need to refill the
580
00:30:41,410 --> 00:30:42,229
product shelves.
581
00:30:42,230 --> 00:30:43,280
Sorry, Colette.
582
00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:45,830
Emma. Yeah.
583
00:30:46,310 --> 00:30:47,360
Colette Jansen.
584
00:30:47,970 --> 00:30:49,020
Come on up.
585
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,800
Danielle, your pulse is racing.
586
00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:01,270
Oh.
587
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:02,930
Right, hang on a sec.
588
00:31:03,580 --> 00:31:04,960
I'm not going nowhere, am I?
589
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,050
Oh.
590
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:10,320
OK. So, you feel sick?
591
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:15,019
Yeah, but I think it's the oil he puts
on those chips. He only changes it once
592
00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:16,070
month.
593
00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:19,540
And both arms are aching, or just the
one? No, no, both arms.
594
00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:22,200
Oh. And it's tight feeling.
595
00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:24,680
Where is it, in the stomach?
596
00:31:24,740 --> 00:31:26,540
No, man, it's here in the middle.
597
00:31:31,399 --> 00:31:32,720
Oh. Oh, my God, Al.
598
00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:35,980
I think you're having a heart attack.
599
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,650
Oh.
600
00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:51,620
It's going to be all right, Al.
601
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,920
Just stay with us, OK?
602
00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:54,980
Don't be giving up on her.
603
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,450
He's not dying.
604
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,450
I'm a nerd.
605
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,260
Train ye nurse, to be fair. Shh, now.
606
00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:03,900
Don't talk and play yourself out.
607
00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:07,400
What's going on?
608
00:32:07,401 --> 00:32:11,339
There's a car blocking the road. Well,
push him out the way. We've got a dying
609
00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:12,390
man back here.
610
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,580
He can't just tell you that. You need to
calm down. I'm not dying.
611
00:32:16,071 --> 00:32:23,159
Your college tutor gave you a highly
commended for your colour module?
612
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,280
Yeah, Jackie Ripe.
613
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,080
She was amazing, she was.
614
00:32:26,081 --> 00:32:29,539
And is that where you see yourself in
five years, do you think, Emma? As a
615
00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:31,770
colour technician? Or do you prefer to
cut?
616
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,660
Sorry, is that a trick question?
617
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:37,900
No, it's just a question.
618
00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:39,790
All right.
619
00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:43,520
Well, I do like colour and that.
620
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,400
But I also do like to cut thin.
621
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,420
So I don't know, to be honest.
622
00:32:48,421 --> 00:32:51,119
Look, hairdressing's a highly
competitive industry.
623
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:51,899
I know that.
624
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:53,520
There's no room for time wasters.
625
00:32:53,521 --> 00:32:56,489
You need to know what you want, where
you're going and how you're going to get
626
00:32:56,490 --> 00:32:58,130
there. So what do you want, Emma?
627
00:33:05,330 --> 00:33:06,380
Right.
628
00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:29,520
Were you born this selfish?
629
00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:30,840
Or do you practice?
630
00:33:30,841 --> 00:33:33,779
Obviously, I'll be reporting you for
attempted car theft.
631
00:33:33,780 --> 00:33:37,079
Yeah, well, obviously, I will be
reporting you for attempted manslaughter
632
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,419
don't let this ambulance get past.
633
00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:40,219
That's what I was just about to do, but
you got him away.
634
00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:41,300
So move it.
635
00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:42,800
I am moving it.
636
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,620
I can't.
637
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,550
Selfish!
638
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:51,610
Well, come on, then.
639
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:52,770
You're holding us up.
640
00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,720
You have a two -year -old son?
641
00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:00,910
Abra, yeah.
642
00:34:02,060 --> 00:34:03,110
It means cloud.
643
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,480
And you're a single mum?
644
00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:09,359
Yeah. Me and my husband, we split up, we
did, cos he had an affair with this
645
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,339
girl at uni.
646
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:13,539
Well, it wasn't an affair, and they're
not together no more or nothing, but it
647
00:34:13,540 --> 00:34:16,010
kind of meant... And what about
childcare for Abdo?
648
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,410
Abra.
649
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,420
Who would look after Abra while you were
at work?
650
00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:22,709
Well, I got my mam.
651
00:34:22,710 --> 00:34:25,539
She'd have him some of the time when
she's not at the hospital.
652
00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:27,280
She's training to be a nurse, she is.
653
00:34:27,469 --> 00:34:28,519
Final question.
654
00:34:28,730 --> 00:34:31,810
There were 157 applicants for this
apprenticeship.
655
00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:34,410
So why should we take you on?
656
00:34:35,449 --> 00:34:38,530
Um, tell us what's special about you,
Emma.
657
00:34:44,469 --> 00:34:45,519
Nothing.
658
00:34:47,530 --> 00:34:49,210
There's nothing special about me.
659
00:34:54,610 --> 00:34:55,690
Thanks for meeting me.
660
00:35:02,431 --> 00:35:08,759
Apart from my son being born, getting
this interview has been the biggest
661
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:09,739
of my life.
662
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:13,199
I'm sorry. If you wanted to, you could
go home tonight feeling good about
663
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,930
yourself because you've given this 19
-year -old Valley school a break in
664
00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:21,099
And when she's an old woman, she can
remember you and say to her grandkids,
665
00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:25,319
yeah, Marcus and Colette Jensen, they
had this fancy salon in town back in the
666
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:31,279
day and they took a bit of a chance on
me, like, but it paid off because look
667
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,260
how successful your old Nana turned out.
668
00:35:35,790 --> 00:35:38,320
I know that I will make a fucking good
hairdresser.
669
00:35:38,590 --> 00:35:42,230
And I know I probably fucked it up now
because I've said fucking twice.
670
00:35:43,650 --> 00:35:45,670
But it's because I want this so, so
much.
671
00:35:50,950 --> 00:35:52,810
You never even looked at my portfolio.
672
00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:14,180
Hello, both.
673
00:36:14,270 --> 00:36:15,320
Didn't see you there.
674
00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:21,749
I was just passing and I thought, why
not pop in the mortuary and see my old
675
00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,800
mackerel Barry and Reece? So here we
are.
676
00:36:25,110 --> 00:36:32,069
The thing is, boys, we're in a bit of
a...
677
00:36:32,070 --> 00:36:33,350
Hurry. Gondry. Corner.
678
00:36:33,570 --> 00:36:34,810
Pickle. Flap. Hole.
679
00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:38,480
And unless we get out of it, Simpsons
could go belly up.
680
00:36:39,050 --> 00:36:41,340
And it's all because I've been really
stupid.
681
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,750
And invested heavily in increased
undertaking capacity.
682
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,660
But I haven't got no... Satisfaction.
Sense of direction.
683
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,010
Place like home.
684
00:36:51,180 --> 00:36:54,190
No. We haven't got no bodies, and that's
one thing you do have.
685
00:36:54,191 --> 00:36:55,299
That's true.
686
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,239
Plenty of bodies.
687
00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:59,240
But we mostly supply Thomas. Thomas.
Evans. Thomas.
688
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,840
And Thomas. I know.
689
00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:03,820
But we've known each other some time
now.
690
00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:06,160
And I can give you a bonus incentive.
691
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,300
How much? Name a price.
692
00:37:18,310 --> 00:37:21,510
£25 a head up front and 10 % to the back
end.
693
00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:30,180
Deal.
694
00:37:35,110 --> 00:37:37,330
Right, I'll give you some gym jams, is
it?
695
00:37:37,910 --> 00:37:39,810
And a toothbrush and some pants.
696
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,600
When do you last buy new pants, Al?
697
00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:46,620
Some better days they have, Crash.
698
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:52,959
I've had other things in my mind,
like... You
699
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,480
frightened me earlier, you know.
700
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,420
Yeah. Keeping you in a couple of days,
the doctor said.
701
00:37:59,421 --> 00:38:02,359
Oh, my God. What about little Al?
Doesn't even know I'm here yet.
702
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,410
He's fine.
703
00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:05,020
I'm picking him up now in a bit.
704
00:38:05,540 --> 00:38:07,590
He can stay at ours till he's well
enough.
705
00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:09,190
Thanks, though.
706
00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:10,760
You make a good nurse, you know.
707
00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:14,430
Ah, bollocks.
708
00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:16,760
What? Oh, my boy, she's still in my
taxi.
709
00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:18,900
Do you need me to run in? No.
710
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,650
Oh,
711
00:38:29,651 --> 00:38:34,459
for goodness sake, pull yourself
together. There'll be other jobs.
712
00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:35,510
Not like that one.
713
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,260
Well, sometimes these things happen for
a reason.
714
00:38:38,261 --> 00:38:39,759
She's right.
715
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,130
Wasn't your death, didn't he, Boots? I
hate it when people say that.
716
00:38:43,131 --> 00:38:46,189
But a job isn't a be -all and end -all,
is it? Well, how would you know? We've
717
00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:47,240
never even had one.
718
00:38:47,570 --> 00:38:50,880
All I'm saying is, don't be taken in by
the whole employment thing.
719
00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:54,320
It's just a capitalist conspiracy to
keep us all in our place.
720
00:38:54,870 --> 00:38:56,190
You got any peanut butter?
721
00:38:56,510 --> 00:38:58,190
Oh, look, I just want to be on my own.
722
00:38:58,650 --> 00:39:00,510
What are you both doing here, anyway?
723
00:39:00,590 --> 00:39:01,910
I wanted to see your mother.
724
00:39:04,850 --> 00:39:07,630
If you ask me, you had a lucky escape.
725
00:39:07,930 --> 00:39:11,430
Papa Boyce reckons that Marcus Jensen is
a bit up for himself.
726
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,940
Pond Berry, 960784.
727
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,210
Yeah?
728
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:19,370
Yeah?
729
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,970
Well, that depends.
730
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,480
Who wants to speak to her?
731
00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:25,340
Well, listen, good boy.
732
00:39:25,740 --> 00:39:31,140
If you've rang up to rub salt in the
wounds, then you can think... Oh.
733
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:33,290
I'll pass you over.
734
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,940
Sam Marcus Jensen. You've got the job.
735
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,650
What?
736
00:39:37,651 --> 00:39:42,539
Hello? What are you going to tell her
that for? Are you spoilt for her now?
737
00:39:42,540 --> 00:39:47,280
Oh, my God. What difference do we make?
It wasn't your news to give.
738
00:39:47,281 --> 00:39:49,799
No, I just thought it was such a bad
interview.
739
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,439
Stick your nose in whilst no one did.
740
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,680
What will you know about sticking your
nose in? No,
741
00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:57,240
I'm completely made up, I am.
742
00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:58,950
So when do I start?
743
00:40:01,260 --> 00:40:03,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
744
00:40:04,180 --> 00:40:05,230
Oh, what do I weigh?
745
00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:08,470
Right,
746
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,920
I'll see you then, then.
747
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,750
Bye, Marcus.
748
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,360
And thank you so much.
749
00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:20,200
This is the most amazing day of my
entire life.
750
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,850
Daddy!
751
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,620
Garrick's gone under.
752
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,100
Are they all their customers?
753
00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,220
What, and they're all coming over to us?
754
00:40:50,580 --> 00:40:51,980
Are you buying?
755
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:54,570
What?
756
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,360
Yeah. Of course, I can take seven
bodies.
757
00:41:14,730 --> 00:41:16,710
It's always kicking off this afternoon.
758
00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:18,810
Al and William have had heart attack.
759
00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:20,660
I'm not surprised.
760
00:41:20,661 --> 00:41:23,949
Well, it's not actually heart attack, is
it?
761
00:41:23,950 --> 00:41:27,620
We were in an ambulance and they're
keeping him in. Look, never mind about
762
00:41:27,670 --> 00:41:33,610
You and Emma got the job. Did she? Over
the moon, she is. Oh, that's fantastic.
763
00:41:34,210 --> 00:41:38,569
One blast, of course, when she realises
what a hard graft it is, cutting
764
00:41:38,570 --> 00:41:41,979
people's filthy hair and giving them
blowjobs somewhere half -out.
765
00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:46,719
Still, far be it from me to say I got
problems enough of my own with this
766
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,770
bear. Mum!
767
00:41:48,220 --> 00:41:50,600
Mum! I got it! I got it!
768
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:57,099
Oh, I tell you it'll all be glad when
that HRT kicks in. Give us the rest from
769
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,480
our crying and watching all.
770
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,760
Oh, they're no short of a few quid by
the looks ofacity.
771
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,150
About time we had a bit of class in the
street there, Bren.
772
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,900
Speak to yourself, Glenn Brennick.
773
00:42:07,901 --> 00:42:11,449
Property value shot through the roof the
day I moved in. So where are they then,
774
00:42:11,450 --> 00:42:12,500
the new owners?
775
00:42:12,710 --> 00:42:13,760
Behind you.
776
00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:23,160
Oh, what?
777
00:42:25,870 --> 00:42:26,920
God, not you.
778
00:42:26,921 --> 00:42:30,549
Do you want to open her up then, mate?
Huh?
779
00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:33,869
The sooner we start loading, the sooner
you can start enjoying your new home.
780
00:42:33,870 --> 00:42:34,920
Two sugars for me.
781
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,359
Everyone's worrying about you, Peter.
782
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:02,400
Get your hands off me. I want you to
visit me, so that I can make my amends.
783
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,879
Technically, you've just committed a
burglary. What, I've burgled a vent? A
784
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,719
mine waiting to be happened, I... You're
a difficult woman to turn down, Adi
785
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:16,489
Brenda. It's like living in some drug
-induced production of under -milk wood.
786
00:43:16,490 --> 00:43:21,040
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