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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,610 --> 00:00:15,840 So today we're going to learn about choking. 2 00:00:16,370 --> 00:00:19,860 Now, choking's very common on awards, mealtimes being most popular. 3 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,470 They're silent chokers. 4 00:00:21,790 --> 00:00:22,930 Choke very silently. 5 00:00:22,931 --> 00:00:26,369 One minute they've sat there, next minute they've choked, they've gone and 6 00:00:26,370 --> 00:00:27,450 one's in the way there. 7 00:00:27,870 --> 00:00:32,329 Personally, I prefer a noisy choker because I've got more chance of getting 8 00:00:32,330 --> 00:00:33,380 them. 9 00:00:33,870 --> 00:00:36,640 Now, Mrs Wong -Bear have agreed to help us with choking. 10 00:00:36,850 --> 00:00:39,920 She's going to choke and I'm going to show her the basic moves. 11 00:00:40,550 --> 00:00:42,590 Right. Start choking. 12 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:47,310 So she's choking. I've noticed I'm over. 13 00:00:47,670 --> 00:00:48,930 I'm standing her up. 14 00:00:49,270 --> 00:00:50,470 I'm opening the mouth. 15 00:00:50,670 --> 00:00:52,550 I'm sweeping the finger. 16 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:54,230 And I'm round. 17 00:00:54,630 --> 00:00:56,969 Then it's one, two, three, and... 18 00:00:56,970 --> 00:01:03,070 Choke over. 19 00:01:07,590 --> 00:01:08,640 Questions? 20 00:01:10,190 --> 00:01:11,550 Can you say all that again? 21 00:01:43,820 --> 00:01:45,080 Tea tonight for everyone. 22 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,160 Tuna pasta, roba. Yeah. 23 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:50,850 Only I've got lectures till five, and then I'm going to the doctor. 24 00:01:50,851 --> 00:01:52,639 Make sure you tell her everything, all right? 25 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:55,419 All right. The mood swings, the flushes, they're not sleeping. 26 00:01:55,420 --> 00:01:57,420 OK. Do you know why you waited so long? 27 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,100 What do you think of this one? 28 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:03,500 Absolutely ridiculous. 29 00:02:03,501 --> 00:02:04,579 She looks like a kettle. 30 00:02:04,580 --> 00:02:07,420 Oh, shut up. You've got no sense of style, honestly. 31 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:11,490 Ben, I'm not telling you again. Get down your shop or she's going to be late. 32 00:02:11,491 --> 00:02:15,719 Sonny's having Abra this weekend, so I'm going to do a load more applications. 33 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:16,770 That's the spirit. 34 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:18,420 I will get a job, won't I? 35 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:19,840 There's always myrna. 36 00:02:20,620 --> 00:02:21,820 She'd have you in a jiffy. 37 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,480 Ma 'am, I didn't spend all that time in college to end up a myrna. 38 00:02:25,481 --> 00:02:28,239 Pepe's on the lookout for new delivery boys, mate. 39 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,239 Oh, shut up. 40 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,980 Hey, I thought you'd still be in bed. 41 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,490 Though he said he was on your round till two. 42 00:02:33,540 --> 00:02:37,479 Oh, make me sound like a doctor, ma 'am, not a bloody pizza boy. Well, the job, 43 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:38,339 innit? Exactly. 44 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:39,079 That's debatable. 45 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,310 He was up with Jack six o 'clock this morning. 46 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,460 Right little live wire, weren't you? 47 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,610 I'm ready breaking the thing. Oh, thanks. 48 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,340 Ben, I am not telling you again. 49 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:50,220 Is there a lot for me to do? 50 00:02:50,640 --> 00:02:54,279 You don't mind, do you, love? God, no. It'll only take me half hour. And we 51 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:55,330 really need the cash. 52 00:02:55,331 --> 00:02:59,079 Well, you want me out of a hole, I can tell you. I've got a backlog sky high. 53 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,740 Oh, incoming. 54 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,420 I was going to throw an ankle. 55 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,180 Oh, it's gone down a bit. 56 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,120 She's so bloody ugly, mind. Like a rhino. 57 00:03:11,121 --> 00:03:13,799 There ain't nothing wrong with a rhino. Beautiful animal. 58 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,639 Oh, well. 59 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:16,260 Do you think I'd suit a skinhead? 60 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:19,160 I worry about you sometimes. 61 00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:21,850 All them fumes come all on your head. I coat my head. 62 00:03:22,900 --> 00:03:26,740 No one could put names without a skinhead one winter or another. Go on, 63 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:30,500 What's the name of a film? I'm a presenter with a long dirt. 64 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:34,500 You're a cold man. Emma, seriously, you're not having a skinhead. 65 00:03:41,490 --> 00:03:43,430 Oh my God, can you imagine? 66 00:03:45,010 --> 00:03:47,550 Here he is, Mammy's little ray of sunshine. 67 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:50,070 Letta. Get off! 68 00:03:50,310 --> 00:03:51,770 You know you love me really. 69 00:03:54,070 --> 00:03:57,530 Your Aunty Paula's having a ball. 70 00:03:57,531 --> 00:03:58,489 What's she say? 71 00:03:58,490 --> 00:03:59,429 Having a ball. 72 00:03:59,430 --> 00:04:01,310 Diced linen salsa. Can you imagine? 73 00:04:01,311 --> 00:04:02,749 For you Christmas. 74 00:04:02,750 --> 00:04:03,800 Jesus! 75 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:14,400 proper that is. He won awards and everything. Oh, hey, fantastic. 76 00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:16,529 Check you out. 77 00:04:17,230 --> 00:04:20,310 Hey, is this a job interview? 78 00:04:22,370 --> 00:04:24,050 Catty, Catty, Harry here. 79 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:25,680 Yeah, we. 80 00:04:27,210 --> 00:04:32,530 Well, you really got me going. You got me so I don't know what I'm doing. 81 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:39,270 Yeah, you really got me now. You got me so I can't sleep at night. 82 00:04:47,791 --> 00:04:49,679 Here you go, kid. 83 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:50,730 Oh, cheers. 84 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,400 I can't offer you a biscuit. 85 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:53,880 I won't have him in house. 86 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:55,560 Loud and clear, Brian? 87 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:56,840 Loud and clear. 88 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,720 Hey, guess what? 89 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,080 Emma, I've got an interview. 90 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,320 Up Jensen's. You know, that fancy salon in town. 91 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:07,080 Oh, I'm sorry, kid. 92 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:10,800 It goes from bad to worse with that girl, doesn't it? 93 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,140 What are you on about? 94 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:14,060 Well, pregnant at six. 95 00:05:14,300 --> 00:05:18,379 Then her marriage breaks down and now she's got to go groveling hand and foot 96 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:20,220 that poncy little perm monger. 97 00:05:20,221 --> 00:05:22,939 They won't do you a perm at Jensen's, aren't you, Bren? 98 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:23,990 Not on a million. 99 00:05:24,020 --> 00:05:25,100 Well, that does maybe. 100 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,370 Well, I'll tell her you said good luck, shall I? 101 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:36,460 Three weeks I've been living here and not once have she invited me for tea. 102 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:42,570 She's on the change. 103 00:05:43,230 --> 00:05:45,170 To do terrible things to the memory. 104 00:05:46,550 --> 00:05:47,600 So I've heard. 105 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:50,300 Hey! 106 00:05:50,630 --> 00:05:51,770 You've sold her, then? 107 00:05:51,950 --> 00:05:53,000 Moving in tomorrow. 108 00:05:53,190 --> 00:05:54,240 And who are they? 109 00:05:54,530 --> 00:05:55,950 I'm not at liberty to say. 110 00:05:56,510 --> 00:05:58,370 Data protection, aren't you, Brian? 111 00:05:58,450 --> 00:05:59,500 It's right. 112 00:06:10,310 --> 00:06:17,090 We have for you today the classic English breakfast with a modern French 113 00:06:19,970 --> 00:06:25,549 I like the presentation very much, the use of colour, with the orange of the 114 00:06:25,550 --> 00:06:29,230 yolk set against the vibrant red of tomato just inviting me in. 115 00:06:39,340 --> 00:06:43,319 The bacon is cooked to perfection, and your trompette de la mort is an absolute 116 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,370 triumph. 117 00:06:44,980 --> 00:06:46,880 Now, pass me the HP, is it? 118 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:48,150 OK. 119 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,410 I can drop you off at school if you want. I want to see Jan. 120 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:54,370 Does Jan wear a wig when you're talking to her? What? 121 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:56,040 Norman, she's not a judge. 122 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,619 She's a solicitor. Solicitors don't wear wigs. 123 00:06:58,620 --> 00:07:01,090 She's not going to change your mind, is she, Dad? 124 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:05,499 Look, Alan, no -one is going to make you live with Keith and your man, and no 125 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,730 -one is going to send you to boarding school. 126 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:09,559 Today's just about time to have the loose ends. 127 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:10,610 All right? 128 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:14,020 Now, what about this sausage? 129 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:21,810 Terrible in time? 130 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:23,770 Yeah. 131 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:25,210 I knew it. 132 00:07:25,771 --> 00:07:32,859 The only prenuptial agreement I should have had with you is that we don't get 133 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:34,970 married. Well, you're not listening to me. 134 00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:37,100 You're not listening to me. 135 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:44,480 You're not listening to... Oh, well, I'm sorry you're upset. 136 00:07:44,481 --> 00:07:48,339 It must be very hard, holding down a job, going through a divorce, taking the 137 00:07:48,340 --> 00:07:51,219 shirt off my back and having to remember to be a self -obsessed arsehole at the 138 00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:52,270 same time. 139 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:11,700 Well, you've divorced me. 140 00:08:12,780 --> 00:08:14,060 Come on, for God's sake. 141 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:19,039 As for ancillary relief, I imagine that's what you give Andy Wanker Wandy 142 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,240 night in our marital bed. 143 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,820 What? It's my right of way. Just let me keep the car. 144 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:28,780 Please, let me keep the car. 145 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:32,220 I've got a dog, for God's sake. 146 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:36,120 Yes, I said arse. Big, fat, money -grabbing arse. 147 00:08:37,919 --> 00:08:39,239 Excuse me, I'm on the phone. 148 00:08:44,470 --> 00:08:46,190 No, because... Look, 149 00:08:46,910 --> 00:08:51,250 I've got to go. There's a lunatic attacking my car. 150 00:08:51,251 --> 00:08:53,709 What do you think you're doing? Are you insane? 151 00:08:53,710 --> 00:08:54,760 Listen, sunshine. 152 00:08:54,970 --> 00:08:57,380 Firstly, you are blocking the road and I'm late. 153 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:01,829 Selfish. Secondly, talking on the phone whilst driving is against the law. And 154 00:09:01,830 --> 00:09:04,849 I've got your registration number and will quite happily report you to the 155 00:09:04,850 --> 00:09:08,969 police. Well, firstly, back at you. I'm also late. Secondly, I'm not blocking 156 00:09:08,970 --> 00:09:10,170 the road. I'm pulling out. 157 00:09:10,171 --> 00:09:13,259 Thirdly, if you report me to the police, it's your word against mine, and 158 00:09:13,260 --> 00:09:15,659 believe me, they will not thank you for wasting their time. 159 00:09:15,660 --> 00:09:20,679 Plus, I happen to be a lawyer, so... Now, are you going to get out of my way 160 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:21,730 we can both get on? 161 00:09:23,291 --> 00:09:25,279 You're an idiot. 162 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:26,330 No, you're an idiot. 163 00:09:26,331 --> 00:09:27,419 No, you're an idiot. 164 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:28,039 You are! 165 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:32,039 No, you are, and I called you it first, so... I don't care, I called it you 166 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:33,090 second, so... 167 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:05,400 Alan Williams from St. John. 168 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:08,990 Hello, 169 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:11,480 Alan. Come on through. 170 00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:14,559 I'd be glad to put all this behind me, to be honest. 171 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,819 It's been a very stressful couple of years for me and little Al. Of course. 172 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:18,900 Every day he's on at me. 173 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,730 Is everything OK, Dad? Am I staying with you, Dad? 174 00:10:21,731 --> 00:10:23,959 Dad's ready in after a bit, I can tell you. 175 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,720 Well, yes, and as you know, you have indeed been awarded custody. 176 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:32,800 But that doesn't give you carte blanche in the upbringing of little Alan. 177 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:37,459 It's a joint responsibility with your ex -wife, and the court took very 178 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:39,240 seriously some of her concerns. 179 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,650 What concerns? 180 00:10:41,651 --> 00:10:48,019 Okay, so as a nurse, you've got to be a team player, because you've got to work 181 00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:49,070 with all sorts. 182 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:50,170 Doctors, obvious. 183 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,450 Necetists, obvious. 184 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:52,810 Surgeons, obvious. 185 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,170 Matrons, obvious. 186 00:10:54,171 --> 00:10:55,339 Relatives, obvious. 187 00:10:55,340 --> 00:10:58,950 Community workers, not so obvious. Community mental nurses, even less 188 00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:02,530 Anatomical pathology technicians, that's the mortuary. 189 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,010 And chef. 190 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,560 But how do you tell the difference between them all? 191 00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:09,110 Simple answer. 192 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:10,400 You can't. 193 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,600 Don't chefs wear them big white hats? 194 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,920 No. It's a hospital, not a restaurant. 195 00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:20,120 But Tom isn't as stupid as we all think. 196 00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:24,050 Familiarise yourself with these uniforms. 197 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,460 You're in with a fighting chance. 198 00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:31,579 Gerard, I am so sorry. There was this moron blocking the road and I couldn't 199 00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:33,150 past. And then we had a row. 200 00:11:33,410 --> 00:11:34,810 No listening. You were late. 201 00:11:35,090 --> 00:11:36,490 This is the yellow card. 202 00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:43,950 So basically, I've got to put little Alan on a diet? 203 00:11:43,951 --> 00:11:45,269 In a nutshell. 204 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:46,320 Are you devastated? 205 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:47,540 Let's not panic. 206 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:51,709 You'll get help from social services, and it's simply to ensure that little 207 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:56,029 is following a healthy lifestyle. You know, eating properly, getting plenty of 208 00:11:56,030 --> 00:12:00,389 exercise. Then, after a couple of months, they'll review things just to 209 00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:02,510 sure... He's going in the right direction. 210 00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:04,270 Yeah, but what if he isn't? 211 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:05,420 What if he gets fat? 212 00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:07,450 Will they take him away from me then? 213 00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:09,470 When does little Alan turn 16? 214 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:13,889 April. Well, by then he won't even be under the court's jurisdiction. So come 215 00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:17,110 his 16th birthday, he can eat whatever he likes. 216 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:20,520 He wants to be a chef. 217 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:23,080 Food's his life. 218 00:12:23,850 --> 00:12:25,230 About the car. 219 00:12:25,231 --> 00:12:28,899 I'm with a client. Obviously, I'm sorry I called you. Michael. Please don't make 220 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:32,090 me sell it. We're not having this conversation. I'm with a client. 221 00:12:32,220 --> 00:12:35,660 Michael, we've got a prison visit in half an hour. Yes, thank you. 222 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,080 She's very good, you know. 223 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,560 I know. Oh, yeah. 224 00:12:40,561 --> 00:12:43,879 There's nothing she won't get for you once she puts her mind to it. 225 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:46,560 That shark knows every corner of the tank. 226 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,420 I'm sorry I ain't good enough no more. 227 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,620 Can't seem to make you laugh like once before. 228 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:05,160 I guess I could have told you how I feel. 229 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:09,100 Oh, my biggest flaw is that I don't reveal. 230 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:11,800 I just don't feel. 231 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,280 I've done your shirt study. 232 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,350 Bloody hell, it looks like they're grieving you. 233 00:13:24,190 --> 00:13:25,250 Mind, delivery. 234 00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:27,400 How'd Jesse go? 235 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:28,640 Any takers? 236 00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:30,230 Eight, God, baby. 237 00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:31,680 The fool. 238 00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:33,070 Bloody bargain, that. 239 00:13:33,470 --> 00:13:35,210 Anything else we can help you with? 240 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,730 No. Just this from Paula. 241 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:43,369 Oh, by the way, I'd done my best, but the collar on that line -dancing shirt 242 00:13:43,370 --> 00:13:44,420 an absolute mess. 243 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:46,800 Christmas? 244 00:13:47,270 --> 00:13:49,370 I thought she was coming back next month. 245 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,710 It's not like you've rushed off your feet, is it, Bob? 246 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,220 It's rather many. 247 00:13:55,580 --> 00:13:59,160 Look, you know where you're going wrong, don't you? 248 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,000 Oh, I'm sure I would like to know. 249 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,620 Lionel Evans. 250 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:06,240 Got buried on top of Barker's Hill. 251 00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:08,500 A special dispensation from the council. 252 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,850 Your point being? 253 00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:11,740 Location, location, location. 254 00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:14,230 Location. 255 00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:17,160 Lionel's buried in a beautiful spot. 256 00:14:17,161 --> 00:14:18,779 People pay their respects. 257 00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:21,130 Do we make up the whole panorama of the valley? 258 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,650 You want my opinion? 259 00:14:22,651 --> 00:14:25,299 That's all your modern corpse wants these days. 260 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,720 A plot with a view. 261 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,540 Oh, works, I'm late. 262 00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:30,910 Hello! 263 00:14:35,521 --> 00:14:38,819 They're pretty straightforward. 264 00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,500 One a day like you would with a pill. 265 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:44,090 You'd be surprised how quickly they take effect. 266 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,819 I'm probably going to put on weight, aren't I? 267 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:47,870 Maybe. 268 00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:52,030 But at least you can kiss goodbye to the sleeplessness and the hot flushes. 269 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,860 Um, can I just ask? 270 00:14:55,420 --> 00:15:02,280 Is it true that you're, um... You know... Your sex drive goes up? 271 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,960 Yes. You'd be rampant. 272 00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:07,030 I'm single. 273 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:11,630 Maybe get yourself to Aunt Summer's, then. Can I have a prescription for 274 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,240 No. No. 275 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:33,890 Not a sausage. 276 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,930 Not a single book in for the buy one, get one free. 277 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:40,740 All that effort. 278 00:15:41,260 --> 00:15:44,440 Complete waste of time. Yes, I heard you the third time. 279 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,870 Patience may well be a virtue, but the old thing's gone belly up. 280 00:15:48,871 --> 00:15:52,139 And here we are now, digging ourselves even deeper in the mire, buying holes on 281 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:53,190 the black market. 282 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:55,560 Oh, where the hell is he? 283 00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:58,560 Geoffrey Mower, Edwin. 284 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,510 Don't be creeping up on me like that. I'll have heart attack. 285 00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:05,500 I'm in good shape, mate. I ain't in trouble. I won't hurt you. 286 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,420 Trace droll. 287 00:16:07,421 --> 00:16:09,189 Right, what have you got for me? 288 00:16:09,190 --> 00:16:11,910 Half a dozen nice little plots over by the elm tree. 289 00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:13,260 Do what I tell you. 290 00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:17,850 I checked them for root displacement, rats, moles, the whole caboodle. 291 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,849 And it's definite now with the next. I don't want no coming up in the day and 292 00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:21,900 finding them filled. 293 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:22,980 Safe as a grave. 294 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,550 The rumour has it you've got no body to put in them. 295 00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:30,270 Yes, well, rumour does. That rumour... What rumour says? 296 00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:31,800 Hmm? Rue? 297 00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:34,000 Now, bag it off before anyone sees you. 298 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,330 And clean your teeth. 299 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:41,240 Oh, God, that's all we need. The good time had by all. 300 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:44,740 Well, well, well. 301 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,720 If it isn't the undertaker's undertaker, Gwyn. 302 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:51,280 Takes one to know one. 303 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,830 Don't rise to it, Dad. You don't lower yourself. 304 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,300 Word on the street is business is bad. 305 00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,320 For you or for us? 306 00:16:58,820 --> 00:17:00,440 Don't try and wing it, Bobby Jean. 307 00:17:00,590 --> 00:17:04,349 Everyone knows Simpsons can't get a cop these days for love nor money. 308 00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:08,050 I give it four weeks for your old outfit sitting six feet under. 309 00:17:08,051 --> 00:17:11,809 Well, you'll have a long wait, Gwyneth Thomas, because we've got stiffs coming 310 00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:14,400 at us from all over South Wales, haven't we, Daddy? 311 00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:18,790 In fact, moustache, commissions to book, coffins to fill. 312 00:17:19,601 --> 00:17:25,828 Don't look at me like that, all right? There's only one thing for it. 313 00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:27,389 You have to pay the boys to visit. 314 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,809 You're doing a grand job, eh, boy? 315 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:36,190 Well, you know what they say. 316 00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:37,600 Lick of paint. 317 00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:39,700 Painted lick. 318 00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:43,509 What are you talking about, witch? How was the second honeymoon? 319 00:17:43,510 --> 00:17:47,190 Oh, it has put us back on track, hasn't it, Glenn? 320 00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:48,460 Ah, you love. 321 00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:52,769 Oh, now we're off to see a man about a horse. It's not a horse, Glenn. There is 322 00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,250 no love, you'll spoil it. 323 00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:56,240 See you back. 324 00:18:17,060 --> 00:18:18,110 Hello, doggy man. 325 00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:20,990 Viv! 326 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:26,360 I never thought I'd see you ever again. 327 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:30,679 I told you to keep the faith, Viv. I just had to go on my journey, you know? 328 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:31,730 had to find myself. 329 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:33,950 Did you? 330 00:18:34,340 --> 00:18:35,400 Yeah, I did as it goes. 331 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,030 But then I lost myself again, so I had to look a bit harder. 332 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:42,620 And then I found myself. 333 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,050 Where were you? 334 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:46,510 Koh Samui. 335 00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:50,030 I heard you went nam. 336 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:51,360 Yeah. 337 00:18:51,970 --> 00:18:53,550 Had this baby done down nam? 338 00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:55,830 Badger. Flamingo. 339 00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:00,340 Hey. 340 00:19:01,110 --> 00:19:02,490 Hey, what's up, doggie man? 341 00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:04,200 Nothing. 342 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,060 Oh, yeah. 343 00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:09,290 I can't believe you're back, Ruth. 344 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,210 I thought I lost my chihuahua for good. 345 00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:13,540 Come on, Bibbs. 346 00:19:13,870 --> 00:19:14,920 I'm here now. 347 00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:16,140 Chihuahua's here. 348 00:19:16,141 --> 00:19:19,439 Do your mother know you're back in the land? 349 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,490 Not yet. 350 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:33,460 Hey, I give you that key for you to the facilities, good boy. 351 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,500 Not so that you can put your feet up. 352 00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:38,770 Vivienne. 353 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:40,190 Hello, Mum. 354 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,460 She come home, Maddy Bren. 355 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:43,560 My chihuahua come home. 356 00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:08,970 Keep a tea for you, sweetheart. 357 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:14,489 Do you know, it's amazing, this new language you've learnt. What's it called 358 00:20:14,490 --> 00:20:17,500 again? Grunt, is it? I was telling the other nurses about it. 359 00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:18,720 Ma 'am? 360 00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:21,050 I'm just having an index with my son. 361 00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:24,490 He will not shut up. I'm trying to sleep. 362 00:20:24,930 --> 00:20:25,980 Ma 'am? 363 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:30,880 Is it all right? 364 00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:32,790 I'm certainly different. 365 00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:34,169 Oh, my God, do I look awful? 366 00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:35,430 Oh, I look awful, don't I? 367 00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:38,260 Oh, Mam, what am I going to do? Ada, you look fantastic. 368 00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:40,009 What are you getting ready now for? 369 00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:41,689 The interview's not for seven hours. 370 00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,310 I know, but I don't want to be late. 371 00:20:44,130 --> 00:20:45,690 She's a silly mummy, isn't she? 372 00:20:45,691 --> 00:20:49,129 You're taking him over to Jag and Tan's later? 373 00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,890 Yeah. You know I love him. No bother on her. 374 00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:53,710 Oh, Tanisha, go to bed. 375 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:57,289 Any chance to demonstrate she's a better grandmother than me, she's in like 376 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,850 Flynn. Oh, don't have a go now. 377 00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:00,140 I'm not. 378 00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:02,620 We all know I'm the best, Nala, don't we, Ab? 379 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:06,580 Right, can I please use the bathroom now? 380 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,960 Dad, the door was open. 381 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:11,810 Oh, Christ, if we wanted to talk about birth again. 382 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:15,300 Three hours she was here last night going on. I'll be down now. 383 00:21:15,301 --> 00:21:17,699 How come they never spoke for all that time? 384 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:21,059 Can you imagine you and me not speaking for five years? Never. You're both too 385 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:22,110 choppy. Oh, dear. 386 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,800 Oh, need to have a breakfast. 387 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:27,760 Come on, then. 388 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:38,660 A gibbering wreck. 389 00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:41,340 That's what I am. A gibbering wreck. 390 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,140 You'd have shook the foundations from under my nose. 391 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,780 Yeah, you said that last night. I've made him some toast. Oh, lovely. 392 00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:53,020 Self -first, self -last, that girl. 393 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,320 Always been Vivienne's way. 394 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,100 I've never liked her. 395 00:21:57,101 --> 00:21:59,159 Using the washer she was this morning. 396 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,210 Bowled as a butcher. 397 00:22:00,211 --> 00:22:03,419 Yeah, well, he did always complain she wasn't very clean. 398 00:22:03,420 --> 00:22:07,810 And, of course, he... Stayed the night, didn't he? Eric bloody Clapton. 399 00:22:08,150 --> 00:22:09,200 Won't he, Brenda? 400 00:22:09,490 --> 00:22:12,930 We were together for nearly five years. Ooh, Yanto and birth. 401 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,750 Yeah, engaged and everything. 402 00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:16,730 I didn't get a wink of sleep. 403 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:20,550 I did all night. They were like feral cats. 404 00:22:20,551 --> 00:22:22,269 Well, thanks for the image. 405 00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:26,909 Well, you can't carry on. I told her if she don't find somewhere else by the end 406 00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:29,140 of the week, I'm reporting her to the police. 407 00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:31,069 Can't she live with Yanto? 408 00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:32,120 In a bed, sir. 409 00:22:32,590 --> 00:22:33,930 Are you deranged? 410 00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:38,769 I'm not having no daughter of mine living in a room over the baker. What do 411 00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:39,629 people think? 412 00:22:39,630 --> 00:22:41,310 She lived on a beach for six months. 413 00:22:41,850 --> 00:22:43,870 Right. See you all later. 414 00:22:43,871 --> 00:22:44,569 Ta -ra. 415 00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:45,049 Ta -ra. 416 00:22:45,050 --> 00:22:46,490 Bye, Em. Good luck. 417 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:47,969 Thanks, Mum. 418 00:22:47,970 --> 00:22:49,020 Oh, that's right. 419 00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:52,930 Leave me to my devastated life and my dolemongering daughter. 420 00:22:54,490 --> 00:22:55,540 Oh, Mum. 421 00:23:00,301 --> 00:23:02,289 Here you are. 422 00:23:02,290 --> 00:23:04,820 It's not loads like, but... It's better than nothing. 423 00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:09,439 Don't be daft, man. You're a student nurse with an ironing round and a house 424 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,490 full of kids. 425 00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:13,400 Look, you know I want to pay my way. 426 00:23:13,401 --> 00:23:16,239 If it weren't for you, me and Zoe would be out on the streets. 427 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:17,290 We'd take it. 428 00:23:17,291 --> 00:23:22,299 Look, why didn't you ask your dad for a bit of help, love? 429 00:23:22,300 --> 00:23:24,459 He'd hate it if he knew you were struggling. 430 00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:27,239 Mum, I don't want to go running to other people every time something doesn't 431 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,290 work out. 432 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:30,800 This is about me making my own way. 433 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:34,820 And I will do it. I won't be delivering pizzas all my life. 434 00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:38,110 Well, you know you can stay with me as long as you like. 435 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,740 I love having all my babies under one roof. 436 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,260 Yeah, till you meet the new fella and want to get married again. 437 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,839 That ship of well and truly sail, good boy. The only thing I'll ever get 438 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:49,980 to is my nursing degree. 439 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,880 So people think nurses are special. I say to them, no. 440 00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:05,470 They're not special. 441 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,390 They're just ordinary people doing a job. 442 00:24:09,180 --> 00:24:11,660 A job that most people wouldn't want to do. 443 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,640 And that's what makes them special. 444 00:24:16,180 --> 00:24:17,230 Okay. 445 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:21,660 So what's the most important skill you need to make a good nurse? Tom? Too 446 00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:22,980 Stella? Communication. 447 00:24:22,981 --> 00:24:24,139 What else? 448 00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:25,340 Observation. What else? 449 00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:27,420 Confidence. What else? And sympathy. 450 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,550 Good. 451 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,310 Communication. 452 00:24:32,210 --> 00:24:34,710 Observation, confidence, and sympathy. 453 00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:36,760 Easy to remember. 454 00:24:37,530 --> 00:24:38,580 Cock. 455 00:24:39,550 --> 00:24:41,470 Oh, grow up. 456 00:24:41,471 --> 00:24:44,389 Patients' lives are on the line by here. You want to laugh? 457 00:24:44,390 --> 00:24:45,440 Go be a clown. 458 00:24:45,441 --> 00:24:47,989 Because there's sure as shams there ain't no room for jokers in an hospital 459 00:24:47,990 --> 00:24:49,040 ward. 460 00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:52,050 Your test begins tomorrow, 9 .30 sharp. 461 00:24:53,710 --> 00:24:55,430 Your revision period starts... 462 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,340 Now, get free to go. 463 00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,560 Don't let me down, people. 464 00:25:18,180 --> 00:25:22,000 Well, we are very happy for you, Emma, and I'm sure Danny will be too. 465 00:25:22,001 --> 00:25:25,419 Yeah, he texted me. He said you and Tana will be over the moon to help out with 466 00:25:25,420 --> 00:25:26,470 childcare and that. 467 00:25:26,471 --> 00:25:29,899 Because you know I'll be working long hours, evening sometimes and all. 468 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:31,100 If you get the job, eh? 469 00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:32,650 Danny, sure. 470 00:25:32,750 --> 00:25:34,860 It is only an interview, and I'm a realist. 471 00:25:34,861 --> 00:25:38,989 Obviously, it goes without saying that if you do get the job, we'd be more than 472 00:25:38,990 --> 00:25:43,489 happy to look after the child of our only son, especially as we see so little 473 00:25:43,490 --> 00:25:45,429 him these days. Are you a son of your grandson? 474 00:25:45,430 --> 00:25:50,369 Because I ain't seen your son for two weeks. I know you'd both rather it if me 475 00:25:50,370 --> 00:25:53,689 and Sonny were still together, but let's be honest, it's only because you're 476 00:25:53,690 --> 00:25:55,789 embarrassed there's a divorce in the family. 477 00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:59,749 That is not true. Oh, no, now, Tan, it was really two years ago. He was bloody 478 00:25:59,750 --> 00:26:01,470 unfaithful to me. Lady, please. 479 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,110 Think of my bra. 480 00:26:03,111 --> 00:26:06,839 Look, I've got to keep my head together. The interview's in half an hour. 481 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,939 If you don't want to help, then just say. Of course we want to help. 482 00:26:09,940 --> 00:26:13,010 You're still part of our family, Emma, a very important part. 483 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:14,820 Right. Well, I've got to go. 484 00:26:15,180 --> 00:26:16,620 I'll pick him up later, yeah? 485 00:26:16,621 --> 00:26:18,099 Wish me luck. 486 00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:19,019 Good luck. 487 00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:20,070 Lord Beggy, I know. 488 00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:26,080 Come. Actually, Emma, my niece is coming over to do some work experience. 489 00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:28,200 She's from Ireland, Parvati. 490 00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:29,630 Where's that? What? 491 00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:32,860 No, that's her name, Parvati. 492 00:26:32,861 --> 00:26:37,039 Anyway, hopefully it'll give myself and Tanisha more time away from the shop to 493 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,090 help out with Abra. 494 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,740 Hey, there she is. 495 00:26:40,020 --> 00:26:41,520 Read our cock in so soon. 496 00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:43,620 Shut up, man, it's only an interview. 497 00:26:43,621 --> 00:26:46,019 Well, old bastard Town's talking about it. 498 00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:47,640 Top notch, that gents and sea jag. 499 00:26:47,641 --> 00:26:51,199 Charge you the price of a small dog just to wash your cock in earth. 500 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,819 Wouldn't go near the place myself. 501 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:53,870 Better get it. 502 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,840 Hey, I tell you, come in, mind them. 503 00:26:55,841 --> 00:26:59,159 If you do get the job, you'll be looking for full -time childcare, won't you? 504 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:00,169 Uh, yeah. 505 00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:03,809 Yeah, but actually, Jack has said... Hey, hey, won't find a better bastard 506 00:27:03,810 --> 00:27:04,860 this side of Newport. 507 00:27:05,130 --> 00:27:08,740 Nothing I don't know about bastard babies, and I'm cheap as cheese, all 508 00:27:08,741 --> 00:27:09,749 Jack? Right. 509 00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,230 Are you a registered childminder, then? 510 00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,640 Am I cock? 511 00:27:14,210 --> 00:27:19,889 No. Once you get into licences and registers and what have you, it causes 512 00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:20,940 kind of shit. 513 00:27:21,450 --> 00:27:25,390 Anyway, let me know, cos I'm pretty much into cock demand. 514 00:27:26,510 --> 00:27:28,230 Oi, you break the new trade! 515 00:27:28,590 --> 00:27:31,720 Sorry, but... Think about crossing that bastard road without me. 516 00:27:31,970 --> 00:27:34,390 I'll see you in a bit, if I survive. 517 00:27:34,970 --> 00:27:36,020 Sock it to him, kid. 518 00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:37,440 Woo! 519 00:27:43,181 --> 00:27:44,669 All 520 00:27:44,670 --> 00:27:53,949 right, 521 00:27:53,950 --> 00:27:54,809 Liv? 522 00:27:54,810 --> 00:27:55,860 Much enough for you? 523 00:27:56,290 --> 00:27:57,340 What? 524 00:27:57,341 --> 00:28:01,139 Oh, God, it's only part -time, the course. Not that you'd think it. You 525 00:28:01,140 --> 00:28:02,190 work again. 526 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,880 What's with the crutch? 527 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,530 Thickness benefit. 528 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,340 That's what this lot are for. 529 00:28:07,341 --> 00:28:10,779 Thing is, if you don't look like you're injured, they won't give you a sodding 530 00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:13,020 dime. And my M .E.'s a bugger to prove. 531 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:16,400 You've got M .E.? Did have in 98. 532 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:17,730 It's recurring. 533 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,640 Hey, why don't you come in? 534 00:28:20,780 --> 00:28:24,120 My mother's out and I got some Mexican weed. We could just chill. 535 00:28:24,810 --> 00:28:28,890 Ferb, I'm 44 now, Prash. I've got a dog to walk and a test to revise for. 536 00:28:29,430 --> 00:28:30,910 Sorry. No worries. 537 00:28:31,390 --> 00:28:33,740 We've got all the time in the world now I'm back. 538 00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:39,350 I tell you what, I never realised how much I missed this goddamn valley. 539 00:28:41,090 --> 00:28:43,260 But I guess it's true what they say, Esther. 540 00:28:43,970 --> 00:28:45,020 What's that? 541 00:28:45,070 --> 00:28:49,310 You can take the girl out the berry, but you can't, you know. 542 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,250 Take the girl out to Perry or something. 543 00:28:53,350 --> 00:28:54,430 Anyway, later, yeah? 544 00:28:55,890 --> 00:28:56,940 Yeah. 545 00:29:08,010 --> 00:29:10,030 I don't normally see you up here, Al. 546 00:29:10,270 --> 00:29:11,320 What? 547 00:29:11,670 --> 00:29:14,170 Hey, you know my cousin's back, do you? 548 00:29:14,410 --> 00:29:16,850 Herb? And he bent us up in arms, I take it. 549 00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:19,410 Yeah, she can't stand her. 550 00:29:19,411 --> 00:29:21,499 I'll finish those, if you like. 551 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:22,579 I'm not feeling too good. 552 00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:23,630 Oh, much fun. 553 00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:26,100 Saw the solicitor yesterday. 554 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,590 She said I've got to put little Al on a diet. 555 00:29:28,591 --> 00:29:30,799 What the frig's he got to do with her? 556 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,359 That's what the family court decided. 557 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,819 You know, part of the custody, what do you call it? Trying to work out the best 558 00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:35,579 thing to do. 559 00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:37,639 Thought I'd come up here, a bit of time for myself. 560 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:41,059 Finished for the day, have you? No, no, I can't put my voice in the taxi. 561 00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:42,119 Dropped her the bingo. 562 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,860 It's all right, she's not in no rush. 563 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,120 Probably having a smoke. 564 00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,730 Oh, bless her. 565 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:52,930 Oh, God. 566 00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,090 I'm all right still. 567 00:29:57,500 --> 00:29:58,550 Huh? 568 00:30:00,060 --> 00:30:01,110 What is it, Crash? 569 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:13,279 Oh, my 570 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:19,980 God, how are you feeling? 571 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,690 Oh, I just want... be sick. 572 00:30:21,691 --> 00:30:23,129 Yeah, I know what you mean. 573 00:30:23,130 --> 00:30:26,549 I had a terrible interview. They were really horrible to me. Worst day of my 574 00:30:26,550 --> 00:30:28,370 life. You got the job? 575 00:30:28,371 --> 00:30:29,889 No, I didn't. 576 00:30:29,890 --> 00:30:31,630 It'll be seven goes over two years. 577 00:30:31,990 --> 00:30:34,400 In the end, I think they'll give it me out to pity. 578 00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:37,180 Good luck. 579 00:30:37,181 --> 00:30:41,409 Amy, Mrs. Lloyd is still waiting on her coffee and you need to refill the 580 00:30:41,410 --> 00:30:42,229 product shelves. 581 00:30:42,230 --> 00:30:43,280 Sorry, Colette. 582 00:30:44,450 --> 00:30:45,830 Emma. Yeah. 583 00:30:46,310 --> 00:30:47,360 Colette Jansen. 584 00:30:47,970 --> 00:30:49,020 Come on up. 585 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,800 Danielle, your pulse is racing. 586 00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:01,270 Oh. 587 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:02,930 Right, hang on a sec. 588 00:31:03,580 --> 00:31:04,960 I'm not going nowhere, am I? 589 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:06,050 Oh. 590 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:10,320 OK. So, you feel sick? 591 00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:15,019 Yeah, but I think it's the oil he puts on those chips. He only changes it once 592 00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:16,070 month. 593 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:19,540 And both arms are aching, or just the one? No, no, both arms. 594 00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:22,200 Oh. And it's tight feeling. 595 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:24,680 Where is it, in the stomach? 596 00:31:24,740 --> 00:31:26,540 No, man, it's here in the middle. 597 00:31:31,399 --> 00:31:32,720 Oh. Oh, my God, Al. 598 00:31:34,180 --> 00:31:35,980 I think you're having a heart attack. 599 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,650 Oh. 600 00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:51,620 It's going to be all right, Al. 601 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,920 Just stay with us, OK? 602 00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:54,980 Don't be giving up on her. 603 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,450 He's not dying. 604 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,450 I'm a nerd. 605 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,260 Train ye nurse, to be fair. Shh, now. 606 00:32:01,780 --> 00:32:03,900 Don't talk and play yourself out. 607 00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:07,400 What's going on? 608 00:32:07,401 --> 00:32:11,339 There's a car blocking the road. Well, push him out the way. We've got a dying 609 00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:12,390 man back here. 610 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,580 He can't just tell you that. You need to calm down. I'm not dying. 611 00:32:16,071 --> 00:32:23,159 Your college tutor gave you a highly commended for your colour module? 612 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,280 Yeah, Jackie Ripe. 613 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,080 She was amazing, she was. 614 00:32:26,081 --> 00:32:29,539 And is that where you see yourself in five years, do you think, Emma? As a 615 00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:31,770 colour technician? Or do you prefer to cut? 616 00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:34,660 Sorry, is that a trick question? 617 00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:37,900 No, it's just a question. 618 00:32:38,740 --> 00:32:39,790 All right. 619 00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:43,520 Well, I do like colour and that. 620 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,400 But I also do like to cut thin. 621 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,420 So I don't know, to be honest. 622 00:32:48,421 --> 00:32:51,119 Look, hairdressing's a highly competitive industry. 623 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:51,899 I know that. 624 00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:53,520 There's no room for time wasters. 625 00:32:53,521 --> 00:32:56,489 You need to know what you want, where you're going and how you're going to get 626 00:32:56,490 --> 00:32:58,130 there. So what do you want, Emma? 627 00:33:05,330 --> 00:33:06,380 Right. 628 00:33:28,140 --> 00:33:29,520 Were you born this selfish? 629 00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:30,840 Or do you practice? 630 00:33:30,841 --> 00:33:33,779 Obviously, I'll be reporting you for attempted car theft. 631 00:33:33,780 --> 00:33:37,079 Yeah, well, obviously, I will be reporting you for attempted manslaughter 632 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,419 don't let this ambulance get past. 633 00:33:38,420 --> 00:33:40,219 That's what I was just about to do, but you got him away. 634 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:41,300 So move it. 635 00:33:41,540 --> 00:33:42,800 I am moving it. 636 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:45,620 I can't. 637 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,550 Selfish! 638 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:51,610 Well, come on, then. 639 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:52,770 You're holding us up. 640 00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,720 You have a two -year -old son? 641 00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:00,910 Abra, yeah. 642 00:34:02,060 --> 00:34:03,110 It means cloud. 643 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,480 And you're a single mum? 644 00:34:05,660 --> 00:34:09,359 Yeah. Me and my husband, we split up, we did, cos he had an affair with this 645 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,339 girl at uni. 646 00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:13,539 Well, it wasn't an affair, and they're not together no more or nothing, but it 647 00:34:13,540 --> 00:34:16,010 kind of meant... And what about childcare for Abdo? 648 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:17,410 Abra. 649 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,420 Who would look after Abra while you were at work? 650 00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:22,709 Well, I got my mam. 651 00:34:22,710 --> 00:34:25,539 She'd have him some of the time when she's not at the hospital. 652 00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:27,280 She's training to be a nurse, she is. 653 00:34:27,469 --> 00:34:28,519 Final question. 654 00:34:28,730 --> 00:34:31,810 There were 157 applicants for this apprenticeship. 655 00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:34,410 So why should we take you on? 656 00:34:35,449 --> 00:34:38,530 Um, tell us what's special about you, Emma. 657 00:34:44,469 --> 00:34:45,519 Nothing. 658 00:34:47,530 --> 00:34:49,210 There's nothing special about me. 659 00:34:54,610 --> 00:34:55,690 Thanks for meeting me. 660 00:35:02,431 --> 00:35:08,759 Apart from my son being born, getting this interview has been the biggest 661 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:09,739 of my life. 662 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:13,199 I'm sorry. If you wanted to, you could go home tonight feeling good about 663 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,930 yourself because you've given this 19 -year -old Valley school a break in 664 00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:21,099 And when she's an old woman, she can remember you and say to her grandkids, 665 00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:25,319 yeah, Marcus and Colette Jensen, they had this fancy salon in town back in the 666 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:31,279 day and they took a bit of a chance on me, like, but it paid off because look 667 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,260 how successful your old Nana turned out. 668 00:35:35,790 --> 00:35:38,320 I know that I will make a fucking good hairdresser. 669 00:35:38,590 --> 00:35:42,230 And I know I probably fucked it up now because I've said fucking twice. 670 00:35:43,650 --> 00:35:45,670 But it's because I want this so, so much. 671 00:35:50,950 --> 00:35:52,810 You never even looked at my portfolio. 672 00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:14,180 Hello, both. 673 00:36:14,270 --> 00:36:15,320 Didn't see you there. 674 00:36:17,250 --> 00:36:21,749 I was just passing and I thought, why not pop in the mortuary and see my old 675 00:36:21,750 --> 00:36:23,800 mackerel Barry and Reece? So here we are. 676 00:36:25,110 --> 00:36:32,069 The thing is, boys, we're in a bit of a... 677 00:36:32,070 --> 00:36:33,350 Hurry. Gondry. Corner. 678 00:36:33,570 --> 00:36:34,810 Pickle. Flap. Hole. 679 00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:38,480 And unless we get out of it, Simpsons could go belly up. 680 00:36:39,050 --> 00:36:41,340 And it's all because I've been really stupid. 681 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,750 And invested heavily in increased undertaking capacity. 682 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,660 But I haven't got no... Satisfaction. Sense of direction. 683 00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,010 Place like home. 684 00:36:51,180 --> 00:36:54,190 No. We haven't got no bodies, and that's one thing you do have. 685 00:36:54,191 --> 00:36:55,299 That's true. 686 00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:56,239 Plenty of bodies. 687 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:59,240 But we mostly supply Thomas. Thomas. Evans. Thomas. 688 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,840 And Thomas. I know. 689 00:37:01,740 --> 00:37:03,820 But we've known each other some time now. 690 00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:06,160 And I can give you a bonus incentive. 691 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,300 How much? Name a price. 692 00:37:18,310 --> 00:37:21,510 £25 a head up front and 10 % to the back end. 693 00:37:29,130 --> 00:37:30,180 Deal. 694 00:37:35,110 --> 00:37:37,330 Right, I'll give you some gym jams, is it? 695 00:37:37,910 --> 00:37:39,810 And a toothbrush and some pants. 696 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,600 When do you last buy new pants, Al? 697 00:37:44,940 --> 00:37:46,620 Some better days they have, Crash. 698 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:52,959 I've had other things in my mind, like... You 699 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,480 frightened me earlier, you know. 700 00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,420 Yeah. Keeping you in a couple of days, the doctor said. 701 00:37:59,421 --> 00:38:02,359 Oh, my God. What about little Al? Doesn't even know I'm here yet. 702 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,410 He's fine. 703 00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:05,020 I'm picking him up now in a bit. 704 00:38:05,540 --> 00:38:07,590 He can stay at ours till he's well enough. 705 00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:09,190 Thanks, though. 706 00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:10,760 You make a good nurse, you know. 707 00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:14,430 Ah, bollocks. 708 00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:16,760 What? Oh, my boy, she's still in my taxi. 709 00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:18,900 Do you need me to run in? No. 710 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,650 Oh, 711 00:38:29,651 --> 00:38:34,459 for goodness sake, pull yourself together. There'll be other jobs. 712 00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:35,510 Not like that one. 713 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,260 Well, sometimes these things happen for a reason. 714 00:38:38,261 --> 00:38:39,759 She's right. 715 00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:43,130 Wasn't your death, didn't he, Boots? I hate it when people say that. 716 00:38:43,131 --> 00:38:46,189 But a job isn't a be -all and end -all, is it? Well, how would you know? We've 717 00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:47,240 never even had one. 718 00:38:47,570 --> 00:38:50,880 All I'm saying is, don't be taken in by the whole employment thing. 719 00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:54,320 It's just a capitalist conspiracy to keep us all in our place. 720 00:38:54,870 --> 00:38:56,190 You got any peanut butter? 721 00:38:56,510 --> 00:38:58,190 Oh, look, I just want to be on my own. 722 00:38:58,650 --> 00:39:00,510 What are you both doing here, anyway? 723 00:39:00,590 --> 00:39:01,910 I wanted to see your mother. 724 00:39:04,850 --> 00:39:07,630 If you ask me, you had a lucky escape. 725 00:39:07,930 --> 00:39:11,430 Papa Boyce reckons that Marcus Jensen is a bit up for himself. 726 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,940 Pond Berry, 960784. 727 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,210 Yeah? 728 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:19,370 Yeah? 729 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,970 Well, that depends. 730 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:22,480 Who wants to speak to her? 731 00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:25,340 Well, listen, good boy. 732 00:39:25,740 --> 00:39:31,140 If you've rang up to rub salt in the wounds, then you can think... Oh. 733 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:33,290 I'll pass you over. 734 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,940 Sam Marcus Jensen. You've got the job. 735 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,650 What? 736 00:39:37,651 --> 00:39:42,539 Hello? What are you going to tell her that for? Are you spoilt for her now? 737 00:39:42,540 --> 00:39:47,280 Oh, my God. What difference do we make? It wasn't your news to give. 738 00:39:47,281 --> 00:39:49,799 No, I just thought it was such a bad interview. 739 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,439 Stick your nose in whilst no one did. 740 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,680 What will you know about sticking your nose in? No, 741 00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:57,240 I'm completely made up, I am. 742 00:39:57,900 --> 00:39:58,950 So when do I start? 743 00:40:01,260 --> 00:40:03,400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. 744 00:40:04,180 --> 00:40:05,230 Oh, what do I weigh? 745 00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:08,470 Right, 746 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:09,920 I'll see you then, then. 747 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,750 Bye, Marcus. 748 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,360 And thank you so much. 749 00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:20,200 This is the most amazing day of my entire life. 750 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,850 Daddy! 751 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,620 Garrick's gone under. 752 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,100 Are they all their customers? 753 00:40:46,240 --> 00:40:48,220 What, and they're all coming over to us? 754 00:40:50,580 --> 00:40:51,980 Are you buying? 755 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:54,570 What? 756 00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,360 Yeah. Of course, I can take seven bodies. 757 00:41:14,730 --> 00:41:16,710 It's always kicking off this afternoon. 758 00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:18,810 Al and William have had heart attack. 759 00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:20,660 I'm not surprised. 760 00:41:20,661 --> 00:41:23,949 Well, it's not actually heart attack, is it? 761 00:41:23,950 --> 00:41:27,620 We were in an ambulance and they're keeping him in. Look, never mind about 762 00:41:27,670 --> 00:41:33,610 You and Emma got the job. Did she? Over the moon, she is. Oh, that's fantastic. 763 00:41:34,210 --> 00:41:38,569 One blast, of course, when she realises what a hard graft it is, cutting 764 00:41:38,570 --> 00:41:41,979 people's filthy hair and giving them blowjobs somewhere half -out. 765 00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:46,719 Still, far be it from me to say I got problems enough of my own with this 766 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,770 bear. Mum! 767 00:41:48,220 --> 00:41:50,600 Mum! I got it! I got it! 768 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:57,099 Oh, I tell you it'll all be glad when that HRT kicks in. Give us the rest from 769 00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,480 our crying and watching all. 770 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,760 Oh, they're no short of a few quid by the looks ofacity. 771 00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,150 About time we had a bit of class in the street there, Bren. 772 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,900 Speak to yourself, Glenn Brennick. 773 00:42:07,901 --> 00:42:11,449 Property value shot through the roof the day I moved in. So where are they then, 774 00:42:11,450 --> 00:42:12,500 the new owners? 775 00:42:12,710 --> 00:42:13,760 Behind you. 776 00:42:22,110 --> 00:42:23,160 Oh, what? 777 00:42:25,870 --> 00:42:26,920 God, not you. 778 00:42:26,921 --> 00:42:30,549 Do you want to open her up then, mate? Huh? 779 00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:33,869 The sooner we start loading, the sooner you can start enjoying your new home. 780 00:42:33,870 --> 00:42:34,920 Two sugars for me. 781 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,359 Everyone's worrying about you, Peter. 782 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:02,400 Get your hands off me. I want you to visit me, so that I can make my amends. 783 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,879 Technically, you've just committed a burglary. What, I've burgled a vent? A 784 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,719 mine waiting to be happened, I... You're a difficult woman to turn down, Adi 785 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:16,489 Brenda. It's like living in some drug -induced production of under -milk wood. 786 00:43:16,490 --> 00:43:21,040 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 59879

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