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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:11,160 I know you from somewhere. 2 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:14,620 Face it, um... I think I just got one of them faces. 3 00:00:15,180 --> 00:00:16,320 Still want it to stop? 4 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,250 Lydia. 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,960 I haven't even met you and my wife! 6 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:26,520 I think I'd better get you home. 7 00:00:26,980 --> 00:00:28,300 I'll see you at the stag. 8 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:43,420 When my heart stops beating, I let go, we can't stop 9 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,170 A cup of tea for you. 10 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:13,590 And some aspirin. 11 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,600 Please tell me we didn't have sex. 12 00:01:19,420 --> 00:01:20,470 We didn't have sex. 13 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,260 So why are you here, then? 14 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,830 You were a bit worse for wear last night. 15 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:29,690 I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 16 00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:38,739 Oh, my God. Did I try and make 17 00:01:38,740 --> 00:01:39,790 you have sex? 18 00:01:42,079 --> 00:01:47,060 Yes. I am beyond mortified, embarrassed, humiliated and assumed. 19 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:49,160 Am I that bad a proposition? 20 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:53,300 Look, I was completely wrecked. 21 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:58,379 Obviously, I didn't mean none of it, and I'd really appreciate it if you didn't 22 00:01:58,380 --> 00:01:59,299 tell no -one. 23 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,280 Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. 24 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:04,160 Yeah, but don't make it sound like a thing now, OK? 25 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:06,840 There isn't a thing. 26 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:08,750 OK. 27 00:02:10,509 --> 00:02:11,559 Got to go. 28 00:02:13,410 --> 00:02:18,010 Right, well, you know, thanks and all that. 29 00:02:18,450 --> 00:02:19,500 I didn't do anything. 30 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:21,160 Exactly. 31 00:02:25,310 --> 00:02:26,710 Oh, God. 32 00:02:27,910 --> 00:02:29,370 Right, go, pop it, pop it. 33 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,230 It moves up. 34 00:02:32,930 --> 00:02:33,980 Pop it. 35 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,540 One, two, three. 36 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,560 I thought it was one -two left turn. Yeah, it is. 37 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:42,040 That's your right foot. 38 00:02:42,041 --> 00:02:43,139 Oh, yeah. 39 00:02:43,140 --> 00:02:44,190 On the top. 40 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:51,780 Stop messing about. 41 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:57,030 What? We're practising. We've got to dance. We've got the auditions next 42 00:02:57,460 --> 00:02:59,140 Never mind. Got to dance? 43 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:00,960 You've got to concentrate. 44 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:02,840 Rugby. Right. 45 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,280 Coming in. Stop messing. 46 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,170 In. 47 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:11,519 See those fellas over there? 48 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,860 Don't look, but... They're scouts. 49 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,039 I'm in the scout. You've never seen them? 50 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:17,090 No, no. 51 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,170 Talent scouts. 52 00:03:20,460 --> 00:03:22,140 Probably from one of the big clubs. 53 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,670 Looking for the next generation of new talent. 54 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:27,719 They'll show them what the better you can do, eh, lads? 55 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:28,770 Touch on them back. 56 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:53,779 I really 57 00:03:53,780 --> 00:04:10,519 need 58 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:14,140 to talk to someone. Last night was just awful for the reunion thing. 59 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,000 Everything's just falling apart. 60 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:17,150 I just... 61 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:34,030 You and I must come and see me again, yes? 62 00:04:34,940 --> 00:04:36,440 Yes. All will be well. 63 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:39,210 Yes. 64 00:04:44,820 --> 00:04:45,870 There you go. 65 00:04:45,871 --> 00:04:47,279 Ah, cheers. 66 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,140 You're doing a lovely job. 67 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:50,800 Oh, be great. 68 00:04:51,140 --> 00:04:53,730 See my gloves anywhere? Yeah. I like to find the lips. 69 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:58,460 I'll drop it out. So we used to call him, you know, on D -Wing, Mrs. 70 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,100 Mott. Hey! 71 00:05:00,810 --> 00:05:01,890 Oh, what's up, missy? 72 00:05:01,990 --> 00:05:03,040 Put them in a thing? 73 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:06,780 Gloves are on, yuck. 74 00:05:13,170 --> 00:05:14,220 Morning, gentlemen. 75 00:05:14,221 --> 00:05:15,629 Hello. Morning. 76 00:05:15,630 --> 00:05:16,950 What do you think, though? 77 00:05:16,951 --> 00:05:18,169 Impressive, eh? 78 00:05:18,170 --> 00:05:19,220 Yeah. 79 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:23,829 Very. Oh, perfect, granted, but, you know, there's definitely something there 80 00:05:23,830 --> 00:05:26,960 build on. Yeah, well, from our point of view, it's a prime sight. 81 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,050 What? The sight. 82 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:31,700 It's absolutely ideal. 83 00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:32,830 Hey! 84 00:06:14,631 --> 00:06:20,299 But I'm watching what I eat. Don't want to put on any weight before the 85 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:23,559 audition, lad. You're turning into a right little West End Wendy, aren't you? 86 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:26,320 Aw, leave him be, man. He's just dedicated, that's all. 87 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,660 Anyway, I love that Billy Elliot, me. 88 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,170 Especially the one who played the brother. 89 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:35,340 What is she actually doing up there? 90 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,320 It's a manifestation meditation. 91 00:06:38,260 --> 00:06:40,980 To manifest positivity into her day. 92 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,420 Me and her lala think they're doing it. 93 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:44,750 Right, that's it. 94 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,010 We'll go and do lala. I'll see you later. 95 00:06:49,840 --> 00:06:50,890 OK, cheers, Josh. 96 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,530 Yeah, definitely. 97 00:06:55,460 --> 00:06:56,510 What do you think? 98 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,980 Nice. You're not even looking. 99 00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:01,150 Yeah, it's nice. 100 00:07:01,151 --> 00:07:04,259 And you'll wear what you wore to the engagement, is it, son? 101 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:05,310 Yeah. 102 00:07:05,311 --> 00:07:09,239 Son, man, I'm trying my best by you. You haven't had to do nothing for Saturday. 103 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,879 I've done all the planning, me and your mum. 104 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,819 The least you can do is show an interest. 105 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:15,220 Sorry. Look, it's brilliant what you're doing. 106 00:07:15,221 --> 00:07:18,059 Abra's going to remember it for the rest of his life. 107 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:19,110 Don't be a dick. 108 00:07:19,111 --> 00:07:20,589 He's only five months old. 109 00:07:20,590 --> 00:07:22,990 His memory faculty isn't fully developed yet. 110 00:07:23,590 --> 00:07:24,640 Oh, yeah. 111 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:26,730 Oh, but it's a mam. 112 00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:29,210 For plastic chairs for the back garden. 113 00:07:30,490 --> 00:07:31,540 I know it from Leah. 114 00:07:32,950 --> 00:07:35,670 One -to -one tutorial moved to three o 'clock. 115 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:38,250 God, it's boring being a student, mind. 116 00:07:38,670 --> 00:07:42,270 Yeah. Right, I'm going to get him out of today before he's sick on it. 117 00:07:52,650 --> 00:07:53,700 It's better be quick. 118 00:07:53,770 --> 00:07:55,030 I'm halfway through a pig. 119 00:07:56,050 --> 00:07:57,100 Right. 120 00:07:57,550 --> 00:07:59,850 I now call this emergency meeting to order. 121 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:02,440 Alan has something he'd like to share with us. 122 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:03,870 Alan? Yeah. 123 00:08:04,630 --> 00:08:08,489 Well, I'm sorry, boys, but it's in the council's interest for us not to renew 124 00:08:08,490 --> 00:08:12,649 the lease because, and wait for it, there are property developers crawling 125 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:13,469 over the pitch. 126 00:08:13,470 --> 00:08:15,750 I ended up like a docker in a strip club. 127 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:17,650 Yes, Alan, we already know that. 128 00:08:17,651 --> 00:08:21,749 Eh? Actually, we were rather hoping you'd have some more information for us. 129 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:24,410 right, yeah. Well, there's two fellas. 130 00:08:24,850 --> 00:08:25,900 I met them Saturday. 131 00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:27,750 I thought they were talent scouts. 132 00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:29,640 Pink tie. 133 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,170 One of them drives a Volvo. 134 00:08:31,171 --> 00:08:33,389 I don't know if that tells us anything. 135 00:08:33,390 --> 00:08:34,690 What's your cut, Alan? 136 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:37,320 My cut? Well, it must be giving you something. 137 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,840 Sorry, Lanny, but I need 20 quid. 138 00:08:55,841 --> 00:08:57,899 I'll give you 10. Now, this morning, where'd that go? 139 00:08:57,900 --> 00:09:00,080 You need to report it first and out of hour. 140 00:09:00,820 --> 00:09:01,870 In the bag. 141 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:05,110 Hey! 142 00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:14,759 Just let her get the money out. 143 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:16,440 Has it got to do with you, Cinders? 144 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:21,340 Have you met Cinderella? She sweeps up around you. Wind it in, Lanny. Oh, 145 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:22,550 Pat. 146 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:26,150 Leave it. 147 00:09:26,151 --> 00:09:27,959 Who's that saying? 148 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:30,130 Daddy, is it? Come to pick up for you, is it? 149 00:09:30,131 --> 00:09:32,959 It's the pride of mine, because I didn't know you had one. I thought you were a 150 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:36,019 proper little mommy's boy. That's the best you can do, is it? All right, all 151 00:09:36,020 --> 00:09:37,820 right. Everyone calm down. 152 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:39,750 There's a kid here. 153 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:40,870 You all right, love? 154 00:09:41,340 --> 00:09:42,390 Yeah. 155 00:09:56,591 --> 00:10:01,779 My advice is... But you're going to give it to me anyway, right? 156 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:05,139 Lenny Mac's only got one way of solving an argument, and trust me, you'd come 157 00:10:05,140 --> 00:10:06,079 off worse. 158 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,940 However much you like his girlfriend. 159 00:10:08,920 --> 00:10:10,300 I said I like his girlfriend. 160 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:14,950 Hang on a minute. 161 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,580 Hiya. All right? 162 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,220 That's Luke from the gym. I know. 163 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,160 Do you want a lift? We've got a car. 164 00:10:26,161 --> 00:10:27,759 Oh, that'd go down well, wouldn't it? 165 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:31,259 All right, Len, I just got brought home by a complete stranger, don't mind you. 166 00:10:31,260 --> 00:10:33,340 Be fair, I'm not a complete stranger. 167 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,330 Better one, like. 168 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,940 Listen, I sort of know Lenny. 169 00:10:41,060 --> 00:10:45,279 If you ever need a hand with stuff or you just want to chat, you know, you can 170 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:46,660 always give me a ring, yeah? 171 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,340 And how do I do that, then? 172 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,080 If I haven't got your number? 173 00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:52,470 All right. 174 00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:58,060 You were inside with him, weren't you? 175 00:10:58,680 --> 00:10:59,730 Yeah. 176 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,340 I remember seeing you sometimes, on visit flights. 177 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:05,350 Do you? 178 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,530 Yeah, I do. 179 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,540 OK, well, thanks for that. 180 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:15,610 I'll see you. 181 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,370 I hope so. 182 00:11:21,260 --> 00:11:22,310 Come. 183 00:11:26,110 --> 00:11:27,450 Say a word. 184 00:11:29,470 --> 00:11:34,729 We're not stupid, Alan. When your ex -wife, the property developer, started 185 00:11:34,730 --> 00:11:39,349 bring potential partners round the club, we put two and two together. And we got 186 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:43,870 four. We're barely on speaking terms. Everyone has their price, Alan. 187 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:47,169 You've got to believe me. This has nothing to do with me. That's what 188 00:11:47,170 --> 00:11:48,850 said about his 40 pieces of silver. 189 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,450 Who? Judith. 190 00:11:51,090 --> 00:11:52,140 Judith the chariot. 191 00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:54,440 Judith's man. 192 00:11:55,050 --> 00:11:56,430 Judas Iscariot. No, it's not. 193 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:59,350 This meeting's over, then, is it? For you, it is. 194 00:12:06,010 --> 00:12:07,990 It's 30 pieces of silver, actually. 195 00:12:08,930 --> 00:12:10,490 And I wouldn't want them anyway. 196 00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:12,140 Not if you paid me. 197 00:12:15,830 --> 00:12:16,880 Yeah, Judas. 198 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,380 sickly open upon the back of the beans. 199 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:37,719 I am sorry, Pashman, but I am feeling a lot of aggressive energy from Di right 200 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,770 now. 201 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,350 Hence. 202 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:50,300 See? Don't say I am not trying you. 203 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,610 Shh. 204 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,140 Let's just focus for a moment. 205 00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,070 And breathe. 206 00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:58,910 Close your eyes. 207 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:09,019 OK, Paula, last time we were talking about unfulfilled lives, about what you 208 00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,280 feel you've missed out on. 209 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,530 Yeah. 210 00:13:11,980 --> 00:13:16,859 So I have had a tattoo done, and it's a panther, OK? And later on, I am going 211 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,240 clubbing. Deal with it. 212 00:13:18,241 --> 00:13:20,379 I never stopped you getting a tattoo. 213 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,700 No, but you stopped me wanting one. 214 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:29,079 Hint? Me and Carl are knocking takeaways and all that on the edge of the time 215 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,130 being. 216 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,550 The MSG. 217 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:33,420 You know what's a trillion like. 218 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:36,259 Right, and I'll be for anything, but what do you actually want? Because I've 219 00:13:36,260 --> 00:13:38,790 to get on and I thought you had a panning shop to run. 220 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:39,910 Sorry. 221 00:13:39,911 --> 00:13:41,499 It's a bit awkward, to be honest. 222 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,279 Not money, is it? Because I've got none. 223 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,330 No! 224 00:13:44,331 --> 00:13:46,319 OK. 225 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,479 Well, right, you've got two kids with Carl, obviously. 226 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,720 Yes. And I just wondered, when you caught... 227 00:13:51,721 --> 00:13:54,419 You know, when you went and called on it and you caught with Ember and then Ben, 228 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:58,220 did it... What position did you do with him? 229 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,180 Cos we tried everything we have. 230 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:05,759 Mixing reed, doggy, on top, under, pulling the arrow, minding the gap, 231 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:10,439 bridge, star lock, hanging the cable, oh, and the Arctic wheelbarrow, and it 232 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:11,490 just isn't working. 233 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:14,580 Oh. Hiya. 234 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,010 Hiya. 235 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:17,620 Right, well, I'd better be off. 236 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:18,770 Have a think. 237 00:14:18,771 --> 00:14:20,519 Give me a ring if you remember like. 238 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,570 Right. 239 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,490 When you pop in for that spray, Tanny, you won't regret it, you know. 240 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:30,190 Really? 241 00:14:30,191 --> 00:14:33,899 Rob wants to talk to us about something, doesn't he? Sort of, yeah. 242 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,539 Oh, my God, you haven't said nothing to him, have you? About what? 243 00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:38,480 About the reunion, me being a dick. 244 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,150 Don't know what you're talking about, Stella. 245 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,340 Oh, me, you'd come. 246 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,180 Did you like my enigmatic test? 247 00:14:49,181 --> 00:14:52,459 I thought we could get to the bay or something. 248 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:55,119 I'm not meant to be here. I lied to Emma. That's what you do when you have 249 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:58,730 affair, Sonny. You tell lies, lots of lies. But we're not having an affair. 250 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,330 Yet. 251 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,680 I'm telling you now, Leah. 252 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:02,910 You've got to stop. 253 00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:04,240 You're freaking me out. 254 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,330 I didn't mean to. 255 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,660 I just really like you, that's all. 256 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,240 Yeah, well, stop really liking me. 257 00:15:14,100 --> 00:15:15,150 OK? 258 00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:17,070 OK. 259 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,410 Sorry. 260 00:15:25,031 --> 00:15:31,819 I figure if I'm going to need someone to help me out, to look after things this 261 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:35,360 end when I'm back in Canada, I'm going to need someone I can trust. 262 00:15:35,361 --> 00:15:38,859 Well, yeah, I can see that, Rob. And, you know, I'm really flattered. It's 263 00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:41,939 I'm not sure it's a good idea, me working for you, even long distance. Oh, 264 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,759 no, you'd hate it, him telling you what to do on the phone every day. And 265 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,739 Bobby's asked me to help out at Simpsons for a bit. They're having terrible 266 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:51,050 trouble finding someone. I mean, I haven't said yes yet, but still. 267 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:53,540 I actually meant Luke. 268 00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:55,769 Oh, well, that's embarrassing. 269 00:15:55,770 --> 00:15:56,820 Don't be silly. 270 00:15:56,821 --> 00:15:58,889 I mean, God, what do I know of a building? 271 00:15:58,890 --> 00:15:59,469 Well, I'm me. 272 00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:01,460 Dad, I can't do it, man. Of course you can. 273 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:05,410 I'll be on the end of the phone. Yeah, eight hours behind and 5 ,000 miles 274 00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:08,829 Look, Morris, don't you dare say no. It's a fantastic opportunity. 275 00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:09,880 I know that. 276 00:16:10,030 --> 00:16:14,009 I just... I don't want to let you down. I'm big, Ray. I've only just started 277 00:16:14,010 --> 00:16:14,909 working there. 278 00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:17,050 I mean, will I have to give it up? 279 00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:18,350 Not straightaway, no. 280 00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:21,010 And I admire your loyalty, I have to say. 281 00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:25,029 Yeah, not a bad set of values for a boy with a prison record and an absent 282 00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,080 father, Rob Morgan. 283 00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:27,220 Shut up. 284 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:28,650 There's something else. 285 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:32,829 I want to change the name of the company from Ponterberry Construction... Well, 286 00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:33,769 that makes sense. 287 00:16:33,770 --> 00:16:35,310 ...to Robert Morgan and Son. 288 00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:43,609 And I was wondering how you'd feel, Luke, about changing your surname... 289 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:44,660 Morgan. 290 00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:52,290 I don't know what to say. 291 00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:53,840 Well? 292 00:16:55,630 --> 00:16:59,750 I think... better late than never. 293 00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:03,590 It's a brilliant idea. 294 00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:08,329 To Robert Morgan and his son, Luke. 295 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,619 Is she a bit loony to you? No, that's just a sign. 296 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,300 You're right, you can get pineapple juice. 297 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:29,290 Cheers, Gareth. 298 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,460 His name is Gethin. 299 00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:31,830 Gethin, Gareth. 300 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,270 Counting. 301 00:17:33,271 --> 00:17:40,239 Tell you what, that dance for tonight is absolutely eeny, meeny, macka, macka, 302 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,130 ra, ra, domina, chicka, popa, lolly, popa, rom, pom, but. 303 00:17:44,060 --> 00:17:45,680 Ah, look at you lot. Fair play. 304 00:17:45,681 --> 00:17:48,799 It's cracking when girls go on the lash for their mum's like. 305 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:50,180 You think that's my mother? 306 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,130 Hiya, Sal. 307 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:56,500 Where the cock are you? 308 00:17:56,501 --> 00:18:00,119 You were meant to be owned by it. We're getting Chinese, remember? 309 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,340 No, don't worry about me. I'm down reflections with the girls. 310 00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:04,630 What girls? 311 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,240 She didn't bloody reflection. 312 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,740 What, Jasmine's dead? 313 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,060 What? Jasmine doesn't need 12 months. 314 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,980 She's 17, you idiot. 315 00:18:13,380 --> 00:18:14,760 Anyway, I'm not angry. 316 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,960 Don't wait up. I got a key. 317 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:24,239 Right. I'll get the food while you go and pick your auntie up. Oh, ma 'am, 318 00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:26,040 place is more like a crest than a club. 319 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:29,830 Exactly. Go and get her because she's arrested for cradle -snatching. 320 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,680 I'll be back with you in ten. 321 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,670 Are you sure you don't want to drop the drink? 322 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,130 Nah. 323 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:44,080 I'm on a bit of a fitness drive, I am. You look pretty fit already. 324 00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:06,620 Paula. 325 00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:07,960 Is that Lanto? 326 00:19:07,961 --> 00:19:12,529 You were the best thing that's happened to me since I got out of Elman Province. 327 00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:14,030 Huh? Do you know your husband? 328 00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:15,500 No. 329 00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,170 He's just one of my patients. 330 00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:19,460 I'm a nurse. 331 00:19:20,430 --> 00:19:21,480 I love you. 332 00:19:22,070 --> 00:19:23,120 Oh. 333 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:25,610 Come on. It was just a bit of fun. 334 00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:27,470 I'm seeing Gareth in now. 335 00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:28,920 Are you? 336 00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:30,500 What? 337 00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:08,170 orders from my mother. No, I don't want to go home yet. 338 00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:09,610 No choice, Auntie Paula. 339 00:20:09,810 --> 00:20:14,049 Look, I am 42 years old. I will not be told what I can and what I can't do. But 340 00:20:14,050 --> 00:20:19,829 you... Then 341 00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:28,649 I 342 00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:31,439 thought, okay, Melissa Williams, let's make a break time. 343 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,999 Either you stay with a man towards whom you feel nothing but intolerance and 344 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:39,999 repulsion, or you get out while you still can. Get fit, get fighting, and 345 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,980 yourself back into that careers market. 346 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:44,590 Because that was getting fatter too, you see, Rob. 347 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,980 Obesity within the home is endemic. 348 00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:51,000 Yes, I had heard you used to look different. 349 00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:56,500 I mean, I know you probably can't believe it looking at me now, but I 350 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,960 So what about you, then? 351 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:16,380 I know so little about you. Tell me what makes Rob Morgan tick. 352 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,840 Oh, you know, simple things, really. 353 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,560 I'm not a complicated soul. 354 00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:26,550 Anyway, listen, we should really be getting down to business. 355 00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:31,520 I've been looking through these schedules and I can't see... Don't be 356 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,090 Robert. 357 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,530 I want to get to know the man behind that business mind of yours. 358 00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:41,040 Who he is, where he's going, what he wants. 359 00:21:41,930 --> 00:21:42,980 Who he won't. 360 00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:50,300 You OK, then? 361 00:21:56,261 --> 00:21:57,769 Is 362 00:21:57,770 --> 00:22:05,609 everything 363 00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:09,040 all right? Yeah, she seems to have got something stuck in her throat. 364 00:22:14,451 --> 00:22:21,239 Romantic dinner for two, is it? No, Robin, I was just talking... Actually, 365 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,950 were just introduced the other day, weren't we, Mel? 366 00:22:24,940 --> 00:22:25,990 Yes, that's right. 367 00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:29,020 And we just seemed to, er... click. 368 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,250 Oh. 369 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,060 You never mentioned it earlier. 370 00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:37,570 Excuse me, can I just check? This is not free, isn't it? Only I'm allergic. 371 00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:38,630 I'll go find out. 372 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,950 Right, well, enjoy the rest of your evening. 373 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,770 I hope you don't get nothing else stuck in your throat. 374 00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:50,600 I'm so sorry. 375 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:52,790 Was that a massive faux pas? 376 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:59,230 Oh, I just need to choose my moment to go public on this development. 377 00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:03,949 The rugby club is a sensitive issue. It's going to put a lot of noses out of 378 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:07,069 joint. It's also going to put a lot of money in a lot of bank accounts. 379 00:23:07,070 --> 00:23:10,210 Well, I know that, but I think Ponterbury might take a bit of 380 00:23:12,150 --> 00:23:13,200 Stella Morris. 381 00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:17,110 She's the mother of your boy, isn't she? 382 00:23:17,870 --> 00:23:18,920 Luke, yeah. 383 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,380 Still carrying a torch? 384 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,930 Oh, I doubt it. 385 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,360 I meant you, not her. 386 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:30,580 May I interest you in some chilli beef? 387 00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,470 Having a little party? Are we fresh? 388 00:24:00,610 --> 00:24:04,849 No. Well, make sure you invite me if you do, will you? You don't be drinking on 389 00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:07,260 your lonesome. Not in your current state of mind. 390 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:09,510 Cheers, sir. Thanks, Jack. 391 00:24:10,090 --> 00:24:11,140 Oh, your love! 392 00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:12,540 Honey Brenda! 393 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:15,490 Designated driver, are you, Carl? 394 00:24:15,530 --> 00:24:17,050 No, what it is, it's Nadine. 395 00:24:17,051 --> 00:24:19,249 She's trying to get up the stick, she is. 396 00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:22,440 Yes, I had heard, my friend. Oh, Christ, hasn't she given up yet? 397 00:24:22,441 --> 00:24:25,609 We've already done it four times today. I don't know whether I'm coming or 398 00:24:25,610 --> 00:24:26,649 going. 399 00:24:26,650 --> 00:24:28,490 Well... Actually, yes, I get it. 400 00:24:29,450 --> 00:24:32,040 All right, Di? Having a little party, are you, bud? 401 00:24:32,650 --> 00:24:33,990 No, I'm not. 402 00:24:36,770 --> 00:24:40,290 You'll all be joining us, I hope, for Abra's Naamkaran on Saturday? 403 00:24:40,550 --> 00:24:41,600 Oh, lovely. 404 00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:42,730 Yes, it'll be lovely. 405 00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:45,510 Really lovely and really nice. 406 00:24:46,630 --> 00:24:48,250 Would you like a bag for that, Di? 407 00:24:50,441 --> 00:24:52,529 Leave him, Jack. 408 00:24:52,530 --> 00:24:53,580 He don't want no bag. 409 00:24:54,990 --> 00:24:58,300 Give me some of them pork scratchings, will you? No offence, like. 410 00:24:58,390 --> 00:25:01,100 Might need a snack to get me through the neck one night. 411 00:25:02,930 --> 00:25:04,270 Having a party, are we? 412 00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:06,710 No, I'm not having a fucking party. 413 00:25:06,910 --> 00:25:08,550 Why is everybody asking me that? 414 00:25:09,470 --> 00:25:10,520 You know what, Di? 415 00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:14,570 You have got some serious anger issues that you need to resolve. 416 00:25:14,830 --> 00:25:17,090 And getting drunk really isn't the answer. 417 00:25:17,091 --> 00:25:18,449 Oh, yes. 418 00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:20,130 Says the bloody raging alcoholic. 419 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:25,799 For your information, I haven't had a drink for several days now because I 420 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:30,240 to deal with my problems head on and not drown myself in a vat of self -pity. 421 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:33,340 Pour me, pour me, pour me another drink. 422 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,860 Want to be a camp pick -up? 423 00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,400 I'll be outside, all right? 424 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:48,630 Hello, Alan. 425 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,340 Come to pay your council tips? 426 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,940 I'm working, actually. 427 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,210 Thank you very much. 428 00:25:58,611 --> 00:26:02,419 Sorry, but I've got to tell you something. 429 00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:03,470 Oh, here we go. 430 00:26:03,471 --> 00:26:05,479 What the hell are you doing with that clap? 431 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,980 Why can't you leave her alone? 432 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,990 I'm sorry, that's business. It's got nothing to do with you. 433 00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:14,299 As a matter of fact, if I could die today, I think I'd have to deal with you 434 00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:15,139 stitch him up. 435 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:16,190 Does he? 436 00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:17,990 You. 437 00:26:18,111 --> 00:26:24,139 Do you remember your savings account when we were married, Alan? 438 00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:28,979 That big whiskey bottle full of 20 peas. Nearly 18 pounds you managed in four 439 00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:30,030 years. 440 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,120 Not exactly Lord Sugar, are you? 441 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,700 I'll get money, you know. 442 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:36,850 I'll take it alone. 443 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,450 Buy the lease myself. 444 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:40,920 Keep your grasping fingers off it. 445 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,250 On what you earn. 446 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:44,370 Less. 447 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:46,260 Always the dreamer. 448 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:47,730 Excuse me? 449 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,480 You don't get it, do you? 450 00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:50,820 People love that club. 451 00:26:50,821 --> 00:26:52,939 They care about it like it's one of their own. 452 00:26:52,940 --> 00:26:56,599 And you can't add that up in your little columns or stick it in the bank and 453 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:57,650 make interest on it. 454 00:26:57,651 --> 00:27:00,819 It's a passion, isn't it? It's the heart of the beach in the middle of this 455 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:01,870 valley. 456 00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:04,310 And a few years ago, you'd have understood that. 457 00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:07,640 You used to be nice once. 458 00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:13,860 Has my taxi arrived yet? 459 00:27:15,020 --> 00:27:16,300 Just parked outside. 460 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,280 Oh, bloody hell! 461 00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:37,479 This is an absolute travesty! He's got more rhythm than you and he's been dead 462 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,530 since Tuesday! 463 00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:42,640 Let's take a little break, is it? 464 00:27:43,940 --> 00:27:45,820 Boys, you're 20p. 465 00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:48,240 Go and get us some sweets. 466 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:58,900 Still. What have I become? 467 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:02,450 Normally I love choreography. I'm a natural with the dance. 468 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:08,019 And patient and tolerant and passionate. But now... Now I'm so damn stressed I 469 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,310 couldn't choreograph an aunt on a sugar lump. 470 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,540 It didn't work. 471 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:14,930 Yeah. 472 00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:17,080 Oh, it's all getting on top of you. 473 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:21,260 I just wish Paula would sort herself out and get back here. 474 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,860 I admit that, Del, to be honest. 475 00:28:25,550 --> 00:28:29,350 I miss her and, well, so do people like him. 476 00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:33,160 Right. 477 00:28:33,490 --> 00:28:37,509 I've been having a think about your little offer, you know, to help out for 478 00:28:37,510 --> 00:28:38,890 bit, and I decided to accept. 479 00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:42,390 As long as you don't go expecting too much of me. 480 00:28:42,610 --> 00:28:43,830 Oh, still! 481 00:28:44,550 --> 00:28:46,010 Like I won't work evenings. 482 00:28:46,530 --> 00:28:49,870 OK. And I'm not washing no dead man's willies, no nothing. 483 00:28:50,810 --> 00:28:52,630 Oh, you. 484 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,490 And a lifesaver, Stella Morris, do you know that? 485 00:28:57,740 --> 00:28:59,700 He probably wouldn't agree with that. 486 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:05,659 You say that they've all left you behind 487 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:12,399 Your heart broke 488 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,899 when the party died 489 00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:21,839 Drape your arms around me 490 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:22,890 and... 491 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,340 thinking, you know, about finding fulfilment. 492 00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:09,000 Would you say you were fulfilled, Pash? 493 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,380 Paula, one word? 494 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:17,480 Look beyond the wall. 495 00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:20,270 Like what wall? 496 00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:23,010 Your wall. 497 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:27,080 The wall of Joseph Bluggs. It doesn't matter whose wall it is, Paula. 498 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:33,520 We are forever worrying about our own problems, our own fears, our own trials, 499 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,460 our own beings. 500 00:30:36,980 --> 00:30:38,540 Be a giver, Paula. 501 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,060 Not a parasite. 502 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,290 Right. 503 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,890 Thanks, Pash. 504 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:52,330 Hello. 505 00:30:59,431 --> 00:31:05,719 I've tried and I've tried and there's nowhere that sofa's going to fit in the 506 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,679 bath. Jasminder, I am telling you, I've measured and I've calculated and I've 507 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,730 tried it myself. 508 00:31:10,731 --> 00:31:14,659 And if that damn sofa does not fit into that damn bath, then I'm a butcher's 509 00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:15,710 dog. 510 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:16,850 Hooey. 511 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,440 Paula. Hiya. 512 00:31:19,820 --> 00:31:21,280 Namaste. Namaste. 513 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:25,000 Oh, this is lovely. Fair play. 514 00:31:25,001 --> 00:31:27,259 Oh, thanks for taking him. You're a star. 515 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:28,940 You can see how men feel at all, eh? 516 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:30,330 It's a pleasure. 517 00:31:30,830 --> 00:31:33,120 I just want to give you some time for yourself. 518 00:31:33,510 --> 00:31:38,050 I'm always so caught up in my own problems, my own fears, my own trials. 519 00:31:39,110 --> 00:31:41,790 Maybe I need to look at what other people need. 520 00:31:42,510 --> 00:31:43,950 I need to look beyond the wall. 521 00:31:45,290 --> 00:31:46,340 Emma! 522 00:31:46,430 --> 00:31:48,660 How long ago did you take those budgies out? 523 00:31:48,830 --> 00:31:49,880 Oh, not now, Tan. 524 00:31:49,881 --> 00:31:53,609 Right, there's a bottle in there and a spin -up. You probably don't think you 525 00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:54,189 need it. 526 00:31:54,190 --> 00:31:56,600 We are going to have such a good time, aren't we? 527 00:31:56,601 --> 00:31:59,089 And you'll get them back by half one when you're so I can get them ready. 528 00:31:59,090 --> 00:32:00,890 Bet you bought them, darling, Missy. 529 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:14,399 Mrs. Chowdhury. Jasminda told us to come up. Oh, did she, huh? I'm Leah and this 530 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,450 is Josh. Hi. 531 00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:17,340 We're friends of Sonny's from uni. 532 00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,150 Oh! 533 00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,210 Welcome! 534 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,080 Lovely to meet you. 535 00:32:23,500 --> 00:32:24,550 Hiya. 536 00:32:24,740 --> 00:32:26,960 Loving the dress, mate. Sorry we're early. 537 00:32:26,961 --> 00:32:28,779 What are you doing here? 538 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,040 The meet's getting ready. 539 00:32:31,540 --> 00:32:32,860 Thought we'd surprise you. 540 00:32:42,041 --> 00:32:48,169 I'll try you on the seatbelt, but I think you have to be about the same body 541 00:32:48,170 --> 00:32:50,940 weight as the other person, so that's not going to work. 542 00:32:50,950 --> 00:32:52,570 Well, you only weigh about what? 543 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:54,170 Ten pounds, give or take? 544 00:32:54,810 --> 00:32:58,689 So we could try the swing, but I think you might slide out the bottom, so 545 00:32:58,690 --> 00:33:00,190 not going to work either. 546 00:33:01,050 --> 00:33:02,650 Are you happy just watching? 547 00:33:03,030 --> 00:33:04,650 Because I don't mind if you don't. 548 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:07,360 Never knew you were the maternal type, Paula. 549 00:33:07,710 --> 00:33:11,260 Yeah, well, there's a lot of people who don't know about me, Rob Morgan. 550 00:33:13,431 --> 00:33:16,549 for a cheeseburger, didn't he? 551 00:33:16,550 --> 00:33:17,600 Yeah, just a bit. 552 00:33:17,910 --> 00:33:19,960 Yeah, I thought that. I was just checking. 553 00:33:20,470 --> 00:33:21,520 See you. 554 00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:29,780 Sorry, Willie. 555 00:33:29,830 --> 00:33:31,990 I thought I'd have several showers at all. 556 00:33:32,530 --> 00:33:34,930 Let me introduce you to my mum, Nina. 557 00:33:34,931 --> 00:33:37,409 She's come all the way from the north. 558 00:33:37,410 --> 00:33:38,329 Of India? 559 00:33:38,330 --> 00:33:39,380 Of Leeds. 560 00:33:39,890 --> 00:33:40,940 Hey, old lass. 561 00:33:41,050 --> 00:33:42,100 Nice to see thee. 562 00:33:43,430 --> 00:33:44,480 Excellent. 563 00:33:45,719 --> 00:33:49,939 Excellent. OK, people, let's get this norm current started, shall we? Please, 564 00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:50,990 come through. 565 00:33:51,020 --> 00:33:56,180 You know who that is, don't you? The mother. 566 00:33:56,891 --> 00:33:58,979 Hiya, kids. 567 00:33:58,980 --> 00:33:59,779 All right. 568 00:33:59,780 --> 00:34:01,640 Spine -like elastic, by all accounts. 569 00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:05,630 Bloody hell, hello. 570 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:06,770 All right? 571 00:34:06,771 --> 00:34:11,059 Shop's closed early, they've got a thing. No, I'm here for the naming do. 572 00:34:11,060 --> 00:34:12,059 invited me. 573 00:34:12,060 --> 00:34:13,110 How do you know Emma? 574 00:34:14,199 --> 00:34:16,059 Oh, my God, yeah. Mother and baby group. 575 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:20,900 Why haven't you called me yet, then? 576 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,360 Bloody hell, not very patient, you. 577 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,840 I take it Lenny's not coming? 578 00:34:27,060 --> 00:34:28,110 No. 579 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:30,559 Strangely enough, not really a scene. 580 00:34:48,300 --> 00:34:49,350 Fucking player. 581 00:34:49,351 --> 00:34:53,119 Oh, come off it, Sonny. Don't pretend you're not enjoying the danger. Son, 582 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,170 got a problem. 583 00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:55,540 Hiya. Thanks for coming. 584 00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:57,339 And I'm sorry about the ball in there. 585 00:34:57,340 --> 00:34:58,390 We OK now, you and me? 586 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:00,440 Yeah. Oh, great. 587 00:35:00,441 --> 00:35:03,759 Because it's really nice for Sonny to have his uni friends here. 588 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,500 You look beautiful, by the way. 589 00:35:05,501 --> 00:35:09,539 Thanks. And I honestly don't know why they're here. Never mind all that. 590 00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:11,659 It's not very well having a baby name in ceremony. 591 00:35:11,660 --> 00:35:14,120 But at the moment, we haven't got no baby to name. 592 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,880 Oh, where's my phone? 593 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,060 He's watching all of you, he is, Papa. 594 00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,040 Oh, we have really bonded. 595 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,540 Right, this is us now. 596 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,660 He's getting christened today, he is. 597 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,950 Well, I say christened, he's actually induced, though. 598 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,200 I've got to get this, he'll be his man. 599 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,260 Can you just hold him a minute, Papa? 600 00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:03,010 I'm on the bus now. 601 00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:05,150 Shit, 602 00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:06,470 hang on. 603 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,620 I nearly left my bloody coat on the bus. 604 00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:14,980 Oh, sorry, Ems. 605 00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:17,880 Oh, yeah, we're heading back to you now. 606 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,700 Sorry we're a bit late, but we've had a lovely time, haven't we? 607 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,760 Emma, I'll call you back. 608 00:36:42,011 --> 00:36:44,329 Have I missed anything? 609 00:36:44,330 --> 00:36:47,929 What in God's name are you doing here, Robert Morgan? It's the close family 610 00:36:47,930 --> 00:36:49,010 only, this Christmas. 611 00:36:49,110 --> 00:36:50,160 It's got to be. 612 00:36:50,410 --> 00:36:52,330 OK, damke, what's your call with Eva? 613 00:36:52,730 --> 00:36:56,580 Emma invited me. For some reason, she thinks Rob's her stepdad, doesn't she? 614 00:36:56,710 --> 00:36:57,760 Aye. Right. 615 00:36:57,950 --> 00:37:00,990 Well, she's always been a bit thick, that way. Oh, charming. 616 00:37:02,850 --> 00:37:03,900 Oh, dear. 617 00:37:06,170 --> 00:37:07,250 She's hip, isn't she? 618 00:37:08,090 --> 00:37:11,870 Will you be singing any hymns, do you think? 619 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,240 I know, but I lay you down. I'm so, so sorry. 620 00:37:20,241 --> 00:37:23,239 Actually, the traffic lights get stuck on red like that for a whole half an 621 00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:24,290 hour. Yeah. 622 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:25,760 Oh, right. 623 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,850 Let's dam it up. 624 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:37,530 Right, 625 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,210 now, Emma. 626 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,490 Whisper his name. 627 00:37:46,710 --> 00:37:47,760 Into here. 628 00:37:48,650 --> 00:37:49,700 Abracadabra. 629 00:37:57,170 --> 00:37:58,220 Abracadabra. 630 00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:01,080 Abracadabra. 631 00:38:02,870 --> 00:38:03,920 Abracadabra. 632 00:38:07,830 --> 00:38:10,550 Abracadabra. I just want to say come in. 633 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:13,740 Tahata. 634 00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:16,680 Thank you very much. 635 00:38:16,950 --> 00:38:18,000 I love you. 636 00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:20,270 I love you. 637 00:38:20,670 --> 00:38:22,250 I love you. 638 00:38:59,259 --> 00:39:02,980 Hiya. I'm Stella, Emma's mum. I'm Zoe, Emma's friend. 639 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,920 And this one's by the looks of it. 640 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,130 Yeah. 641 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,420 Can I put him down for a nap, then? 642 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:11,030 Yeah. 643 00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:12,470 It's nice to meet you. 644 00:39:12,531 --> 00:39:17,219 There's trouble ahead with that one, I'm telling you. 645 00:39:17,220 --> 00:39:18,960 I think it may have already started. 646 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,000 I've got a confession to make. 647 00:39:21,340 --> 00:39:24,900 Oh, God. You haven't slept with Yanto again, have you? What? No. 648 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:27,360 The reason I'm laid back with the baby. 649 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:28,750 Oh, God. 650 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,120 I left him on the bus. 651 00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:34,499 It was only for half a minute and Bopper Boyce was holding him. But I'm worried 652 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:37,690 I might have traumatised him and given him abandonment issues. 653 00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:42,000 I left Ben on a train run for Jen to patrol that. 654 00:39:42,220 --> 00:39:43,270 Did you? 655 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,850 You've turned out all right, haven't you? 656 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:56,840 He loves stretching his arms out. He hates sleeping in the pram. 657 00:39:57,140 --> 00:39:58,190 He's so cute. 658 00:39:58,580 --> 00:39:59,630 Yeah. 659 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,020 He'd be lost without him, I would. 660 00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:08,320 You know that Lenny... I'm sorry. 661 00:40:10,500 --> 00:40:13,840 It's just... I didn't know Lenny that long, you know. 662 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:19,859 before I got pregnant, and he was in prison for six months, so... So he 663 00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:22,210 realise what a twat he was until it was too late. 664 00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:24,100 He's still Jack's dad. 665 00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,650 Sorry. 666 00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:30,999 I just can't stand it, how he talks to you in that dumb big raise. I mean, why 667 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,590 do you put up with it? Because he's still Jack's dad. 668 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,540 Things are never straightforward, Luke. 669 00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,200 Yep. Jack wants everyone together. 670 00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:54,320 He's got a surprise worth of them in. 671 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,960 I'd better stay with Jack, just to leave. No, go on. He'll be all right. 672 00:40:58,240 --> 00:40:59,380 I've got the monitor on. 673 00:41:00,860 --> 00:41:01,910 OK. 674 00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:03,600 Which one's Beth and... 675 00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:20,510 That one's beautiful, isn't she? 676 00:41:20,730 --> 00:41:22,840 Let me give you a word of advice, Benny boy. 677 00:41:22,841 --> 00:41:23,949 Oh, here we go. 678 00:41:23,950 --> 00:41:26,810 Don't give yourself to no woman, all right? 679 00:41:27,150 --> 00:41:30,890 Because guaranteed she will break you a heart. 680 00:41:32,310 --> 00:41:37,290 Even if it takes her 24 years to do it, that's what she'll do. 681 00:41:37,650 --> 00:41:44,010 She'll take it, and she'll twist it, and she'll smash it, and she'll crush it, 682 00:41:44,011 --> 00:41:47,309 and she'll crack it. All right, calm down, Di. You'll put him off with me for 683 00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:48,360 life. 684 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,540 Do you know about girls, Rob? Me? Good God, no. Yeah, he does. 685 00:41:51,980 --> 00:41:53,480 He's dating little Alan's mum. 686 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:54,960 No, I am not, no. 687 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,310 Oh, come on, Mundy. Take it easy, is there? 688 00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:58,580 I'm just having a drink. 689 00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,850 It's a party, right? 690 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:01,570 OK, everyone. 691 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,100 Time now for something a bit special. 692 00:42:04,580 --> 00:42:08,239 Apparently. Please put your hands together and give a warm welcome to... 693 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:09,400 Chagadish Audrey! 694 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,080 Hey, how are you all doing tonight? 695 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:17,310 I'd like to dedicate this song to my grandson, Abra. 696 00:42:17,550 --> 00:42:21,129 This makes me very, very proud. Oh, Sharks, you all make me proud. Even my 697 00:42:21,130 --> 00:42:22,180 mother -in -law. 698 00:42:22,610 --> 00:42:26,390 It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. 699 00:42:28,190 --> 00:42:31,970 It's not unusual to have fun with anyone. 700 00:42:33,730 --> 00:42:40,109 But if I see you hanging about with anyone, it's not 701 00:42:40,110 --> 00:42:42,870 unusual to see me crying. 702 00:42:50,190 --> 00:42:51,730 Go out at any time. 703 00:42:53,410 --> 00:42:57,530 When I see you out and about, it's such a crime. 704 00:42:58,810 --> 00:43:05,130 If you should ever want to be loved by anyone... Who are you? 705 00:43:05,370 --> 00:43:06,420 Zoe's boyfriend. 706 00:43:06,730 --> 00:43:07,810 What's he doing here? 707 00:43:08,050 --> 00:43:09,100 He's Anna's brother. 708 00:43:09,101 --> 00:43:10,169 Yeah, right. 709 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:14,850 Expect me to believe that shit, do you? I said, what is he doing here? Get out, 710 00:43:14,851 --> 00:43:15,869 Lenny. Oh, you see? 711 00:43:15,870 --> 00:43:19,870 Oh, you see? I think he told you to get out. Yeah, get out. 712 00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:21,190 Ain't going nowhere. 713 00:43:21,191 --> 00:43:24,419 Calm down, but it's a private party, like. Don't get involved, Carl. 714 00:43:24,420 --> 00:43:25,470 He might have a knife. 715 00:43:25,471 --> 00:43:26,219 Where's the kid? 716 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:27,380 Where is he? He's here. 717 00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:31,430 Happy now? 718 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:35,260 This is Emma, and that's her brother, and this is her family. 719 00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:37,580 And you just made me look really stupid. 720 00:43:54,670 --> 00:43:56,570 I'm left in the toss -up. 721 00:43:57,550 --> 00:43:59,470 Join in for a fight, sir. Fight? 722 00:43:59,710 --> 00:44:01,090 More like annihilation. 723 00:44:03,770 --> 00:44:05,810 Well, boys, it was a good effort. 724 00:44:05,860 --> 00:44:10,410 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53352

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