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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,720 --> 00:00:03,500 The following program contains strong language. 2 00:00:09,780 --> 00:00:11,040 You're going to be a nana. 3 00:00:12,820 --> 00:00:13,870 I've got a boyfriend. 4 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:15,920 Hiya. Hiya. 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,160 He's from your dad. 6 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:21,060 I don't even know what to call you. Hello, son. 7 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:25,140 I've got absolutely no feeling for you whatsoever. 8 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:28,330 Probably because I wasted them all on you 25 years ago. 9 00:00:31,349 --> 00:00:32,990 They still love you. 10 00:00:34,830 --> 00:00:39,230 Oh, my God, you know. 11 00:00:39,231 --> 00:00:40,529 Eight weeks. 12 00:00:40,530 --> 00:00:43,480 Why have you told Sean? Sean's not necessarily the father. 13 00:00:43,481 --> 00:00:44,809 So who? 14 00:00:44,810 --> 00:00:45,860 Rob. 15 00:00:47,390 --> 00:00:48,630 It might be wrong. 16 00:01:18,570 --> 00:01:20,230 This room is proper small. 17 00:01:20,231 --> 00:01:22,669 I can't believe you made me share it with Luke. 18 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:27,069 Hey, good boy. For the children in Africa, I'd give a hind piece for a room 19 00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:28,410 this. Sorry. 20 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,070 What is a hindtooth? 21 00:01:31,350 --> 00:01:32,400 Dunno. 22 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:33,930 Is it a fang or something? 23 00:01:35,130 --> 00:01:36,180 What? 24 00:01:36,690 --> 00:01:37,740 I'll get her. 25 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:40,720 It's really brilliant we've got a spare room, though. 26 00:01:40,790 --> 00:01:44,349 I don't know anyone in school with a spare room. Except Carl David. And 27 00:01:44,350 --> 00:01:47,240 because his nana died Christmas, so she didn't need a bed. 28 00:01:47,810 --> 00:01:49,610 It's not a spare room, it's a nursery. 29 00:01:49,790 --> 00:01:52,010 Sean! Babe, when can we tell him? 30 00:01:52,310 --> 00:01:53,410 Oh, shh, now. 31 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:54,910 Oh, come on, Emma knows. 32 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:56,280 And Paula. 33 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,030 I never want to know soon with you getting... Fats. 34 00:01:59,460 --> 00:02:01,960 Curvy. I was going to say curvy. 35 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:06,940 Look, I know you're excited, but I just want to wait till I scan, OK? 36 00:02:06,941 --> 00:02:08,519 You're the boss. 37 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:09,570 Ma 'am. 38 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:11,000 Ma 'am, it's the laptop. 39 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:12,820 Rob Morgan sent me a laptop. 40 00:02:12,821 --> 00:02:13,939 He did what? 41 00:02:13,940 --> 00:02:15,620 So me and Luke can Skype each other. 42 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:17,520 Oh, my God, this is mint, this is. 43 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,260 Wait till I tell little Al. 44 00:02:19,401 --> 00:02:22,719 Will this surprise you as your ex? 45 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:23,770 Yeah. 46 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:25,890 Not upset, are you? 47 00:02:26,890 --> 00:02:27,940 Do we daft? 48 00:02:27,941 --> 00:02:30,369 Oh, I've got to fetch Auntie Brenda, haven't I? 49 00:02:30,370 --> 00:02:31,269 Coming to come? 50 00:02:31,270 --> 00:02:32,320 No, you're all right. 51 00:02:32,470 --> 00:02:34,580 Bit of an acquired taste of Auntie Brenda. 52 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,550 Be careful of that computer, good boy. 53 00:02:38,650 --> 00:02:41,120 I've got no money to get it fixed to go breaking it. 54 00:02:46,190 --> 00:02:47,810 No, no, I've got the details here. 55 00:02:48,070 --> 00:02:49,870 There are two projects outstanding. 56 00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:53,530 The barn conversions and the... Yeah, remind me? 57 00:02:55,150 --> 00:02:57,800 And what's the estimated completion date for that? 58 00:02:57,830 --> 00:02:58,880 Luke! 59 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:03,570 Made up your mind about Sunday? 60 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:08,009 I'm telling you, ice hockey's not a proper sport. It's like darts or 61 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:08,669 or something. 62 00:03:08,670 --> 00:03:10,650 You are so going to regret saying that. 63 00:03:10,651 --> 00:03:11,909 Am I? 64 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:12,960 Hey! 65 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:14,230 I'll pick you up at one. 66 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:15,840 Okay. 67 00:03:19,630 --> 00:03:21,920 So you think we can exchange within the week? 68 00:03:23,610 --> 00:03:24,660 Excellent. 69 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,250 Yeah, I'm hoping so, as soon as things are finalised. 70 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:31,490 Yeah, I'll get Anne to sort out the flights. 71 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,640 All right, cheers, Mike. 72 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:35,660 Yeah, I'll be in touch. 73 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:37,770 See you. 74 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,460 Mike, we sink in some beers or what? 75 00:03:40,461 --> 00:03:44,199 Oh, there's me thinking I'll bring him over here, open his eyes to Canadian 76 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:48,040 culture, get him watching ice hockey and snowboarding. 77 00:03:48,041 --> 00:03:50,319 I'm going to the ice hockey Sunday as I go. 78 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:51,370 With Kate? 79 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,090 Yeah. 80 00:03:53,091 --> 00:03:55,519 Tonight I want to go boozing with my old man. 81 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:56,570 Left with me old. 82 00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:58,020 Sorry, I meant really old. 83 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:01,270 Well then, looks like I might have something to celebrate. 84 00:04:04,981 --> 00:04:07,459 How's your friend there? 85 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:09,560 Oh, good God, here she is. 86 00:04:09,780 --> 00:04:10,830 Sorry I'm a bit late. 87 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,520 Oh, don't be daft, man. 88 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:16,430 I've been chatting with Petra Sheen. I haven't seen her since the late 90s. 89 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:17,889 Excuse the car. 90 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,060 I inherited it. 91 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:20,899 Very swish. 92 00:04:20,900 --> 00:04:24,729 Hey, I'll tell you something. It's good to be back in Ponteberry. 93 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:28,309 Me and your parents should have done this swap thing years ago. Well, I think 94 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,349 you're mad. 95 00:04:29,350 --> 00:04:32,969 I'd choose Tenerife over Ponteberry any day of the week. That's what they all 96 00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:39,129 say still at first, but it's an evil place, that place de las America, full 97 00:04:39,130 --> 00:04:40,590 San Miguel and sodomy. 98 00:04:41,590 --> 00:04:43,710 Oh, it's far more your parents' cup of tea. 99 00:04:46,090 --> 00:04:47,140 Right. 100 00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:51,120 Right, they didn't like the way they were when I left. 101 00:04:57,740 --> 00:05:00,340 Yeah, you forgot some weight, mind you, now. 102 00:05:03,740 --> 00:05:04,790 Yep. 103 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:15,060 Hey, I'm going to start with me. I know that. 104 00:05:16,580 --> 00:05:19,680 I'm not trying to teach anyone to suck eggs. 105 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:27,939 Nearly there. 106 00:05:27,940 --> 00:05:30,410 Just a couple of morning chills. What's going on? 107 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,840 Bit of a measurement error. All under control. 108 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:36,270 Oh, 109 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:38,210 charming. 110 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,130 Die, die. 111 00:05:41,660 --> 00:05:43,040 It's not going to work, love. 112 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,860 Need to use a different casket. 113 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,570 Fetch that Sheridan oak up from the cellar. 114 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:48,920 But it's Jack and Anne, man. 115 00:05:48,921 --> 00:05:50,279 Well, no, no, no. 116 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,700 And Daddy got the stain out. 117 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:52,970 They'll be fine. 118 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:58,940 Oh, fair play, then. 119 00:05:59,220 --> 00:06:01,140 His head is spilling out now, isn't it? 120 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:03,850 More smoother in the face, like. The tea's here, OK? 121 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:06,470 Thanks. Is there anywhere to put the baby oil? 122 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:08,420 Er, buy some pepper. 123 00:06:08,421 --> 00:06:11,139 Oh, it's always a worry when they're first born. 124 00:06:11,140 --> 00:06:13,550 Cos no -one will tell you if your baby's a minger. 125 00:06:14,160 --> 00:06:17,400 Oh, come on, Jess, do you have to? Oh, just at the end of this bit. 126 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:19,990 Apparently, baby massage is on the up now. 127 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,020 All the watching McCallers are doing it. 128 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,390 Stop, Sav. 129 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,840 Politicians. Pop a bit on with their bibs. 130 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,240 You're going to like this, Abra. 131 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,980 Yes, you are. 132 00:06:31,981 --> 00:06:35,859 I've got to say, it'll have grown on me, his name, Av. 133 00:06:35,860 --> 00:06:37,140 Abra. It means cloud. 134 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:38,430 I know. 135 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:39,719 Abracadabra, Carl de Collin. 136 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:44,980 We might start doing massage at the salon, if the tanning takes off, like. 137 00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:48,220 Come on up, Jack. Remember, here we are. 138 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,050 Are you seriously calling it Tantastic Botties? 139 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:52,350 Yeah, why? 140 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,000 Nothing. I think it's meant. 141 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:56,280 Nadine, how nice to see you. 142 00:06:56,660 --> 00:06:57,710 All right, Jack. 143 00:06:57,711 --> 00:06:58,779 Are you tan? 144 00:06:58,780 --> 00:07:01,620 I really must apologise for the state of my son's home. 145 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:02,910 Tanisha. 146 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,770 Emma, 147 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,200 really, this is not good. 148 00:07:08,540 --> 00:07:09,590 Not now, tan. 149 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,480 Yeah, calm down, Mum. It's their home. 150 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,020 Precisely. Not yours. 151 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,700 Now get back down to the shop. 152 00:07:14,980 --> 00:07:17,500 Your break finished 20 minutes ago. 153 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:19,170 Slave driver. 154 00:07:19,860 --> 00:07:21,200 I could take you to court. 155 00:07:21,201 --> 00:07:25,339 Emma, your husband is about to start medical school and your home looks like 156 00:07:25,340 --> 00:07:26,640 knocking shop. Come on now. 157 00:07:26,641 --> 00:07:27,699 Chip -chop. 158 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:28,599 It's fine. 159 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:33,180 No, it most certainly is not fine. Yeah, it is. Just leave it. 160 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:43,600 I think he filled his pants the other day. 161 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,800 Well done, Abra. 162 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:51,220 This is the first day of my life. 163 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:56,500 So I was born right in the doorway. 164 00:07:58,260 --> 00:07:59,310 Aunty Brenda! 165 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:01,320 What are you doing here? 166 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,140 Carl, my lovely boy! 167 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:06,760 Well, now there's a treat coming up. 168 00:08:06,761 --> 00:08:10,499 I heard you were coming back, like so. I got you a bit of shopping in. Treat. 169 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,080 Yes, I love you. 170 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,920 And you love me still. 171 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:16,360 Nighting shining armour. 172 00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:19,340 Oh, I can see why you married him, kid. 173 00:08:19,341 --> 00:08:22,779 Yeah, but you know he's been divorced eight years now, don't you? 174 00:08:22,780 --> 00:08:27,319 Oh, it's just a little blip and a call. We'll soon have you back in the marital 175 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:29,539 home. Yeah, well, actually, I got a new boyfriend. 176 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:30,590 Of course, Sean. 177 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:34,340 Right. Let's see what state my brother have left this house in. 178 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:36,270 Forget it. 179 00:08:36,299 --> 00:08:37,539 She absolutely bums you. 180 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:39,609 I know. 181 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:42,820 No, it looks ridiculous. 182 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,280 Oh, heck, it's worse than I thought. 183 00:08:49,501 --> 00:08:56,949 So let me get this straight. You've bought a run -down construction firm in 184 00:08:56,950 --> 00:09:00,069 Ponteberry? Yeah, it's just Howell's place. You know, we don't know if you 185 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:01,209 mentioned it. I just have. 186 00:09:01,210 --> 00:09:02,669 So you're going back to Wales? 187 00:09:02,670 --> 00:09:04,600 Yeah, just for a month. Get it all set up. 188 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:08,949 What about me? I just got here. You don't have to come. Someone else will 189 00:09:08,950 --> 00:09:10,870 it. It's just an investment, that's all. 190 00:09:10,871 --> 00:09:12,109 Hi, guys. 191 00:09:12,110 --> 00:09:13,160 Hey, Glen, look. 192 00:09:13,810 --> 00:09:14,860 Tobias Brisbane. 193 00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:17,860 I thought you hated Ponteberry. I never said I hated it. 194 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:22,569 Look, when I went back in the summer, it was because of you. To meet you, right? 195 00:09:22,570 --> 00:09:25,520 But, you know, I spent some time there and things happened. 196 00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:27,770 And seeing the old hometown again. 197 00:09:28,010 --> 00:09:29,390 You sound like Tom Jones now. 198 00:09:30,010 --> 00:09:31,230 The people I grew up with. 199 00:09:31,650 --> 00:09:32,700 Like Carl. 200 00:09:33,730 --> 00:09:34,780 Like your mother. 201 00:09:36,370 --> 00:09:37,420 Yeah? 202 00:09:39,770 --> 00:09:40,830 Oh, I get it. 203 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:46,150 Look, but I hate the disillusion you like, but Mam's with Sean. 204 00:09:46,151 --> 00:09:49,279 She's dead keen on him, so that ship's well and truly sailed. 205 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:49,859 Yeah, maybe. 206 00:09:49,860 --> 00:09:51,220 No, no maybe about it. 207 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:53,440 Still worth investing in. 208 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:59,100 You do mean Ponteberry Construction, don't you? Yeah, of course. 209 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:00,970 Cheers. 210 00:10:19,930 --> 00:10:21,130 Bloody fascinatiness. 211 00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:23,990 God. What have you got there, then? 212 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,300 Nothing. Boring. 213 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:27,260 No. 214 00:10:28,270 --> 00:10:29,320 Stop. 215 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:34,170 Thank you very much, sir. 216 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:37,430 Oh, let's have a look. Oh, Paul, leave it. 217 00:10:41,410 --> 00:10:42,460 Undertaking Today. 218 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:46,330 Yeah. You're getting turned on by Undertaking Today. 219 00:10:46,990 --> 00:10:48,040 What is? 220 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:49,360 I'm just... 221 00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:52,840 Really enjoying it, working with you, doing the undertaking. 222 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,490 See these wicker caskets? 223 00:10:57,491 --> 00:11:01,609 Yeah. They were going down a storm with the environmentalists. They all wanted 224 00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:02,990 one pretend disaster truck. 225 00:11:02,991 --> 00:11:05,569 Precise, because they make a terrible noise. Exactly. 226 00:11:05,570 --> 00:11:09,789 But then this fellow Empson discovered this oil. You spray it on an hour before 227 00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:12,920 the committal, and the whole thing's as smooth as cussed dead. 228 00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:14,630 Oh, not a sound. 229 00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:17,880 Do you want to play courts and the widow? 230 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:19,850 Go on then. 231 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,840 Oh, Jeff. 232 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:31,900 My darling Jeff. 233 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,520 How am I ever going to live without you? 234 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:39,120 It's going to be so hard. 235 00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:42,160 So very hard. 236 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:48,379 Yeah, Dad, honestly, there's absolutely... Absolutely nothing for you 237 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:49,430 about. 238 00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:54,460 Yeah, and the gas, and the electricity, and the council tax. 239 00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,170 Yeah. 240 00:11:57,700 --> 00:12:00,350 Right, I've got to go. I'll call you in a couple of days. 241 00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:03,460 Ben, Gumpa sends his love. 242 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:04,739 Aye, Gumpa. 243 00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:06,040 Okay, and love to Mam. 244 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,130 Bye. 245 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:15,729 No matter how many times I tell him, your grandad thinks you have to shout on 246 00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:16,930 the phone from Tenerife. 247 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,470 I just messaged Luke. We're going to Skype tomorrow night. 248 00:12:20,770 --> 00:12:21,820 Aw, that's nice. 249 00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:24,450 Do you actually know what that means? 250 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:26,610 No. You're such a dinosaur. 251 00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:30,610 Night. Night. 252 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:37,470 I love you, Bethan. 253 00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:02,710 What goes on in that head of yours? 254 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,990 It was nice minding the car for the blinds in the front. 255 00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:38,190 Yeah. 256 00:13:38,191 --> 00:13:40,899 Oh, my God, I told Janet to make off when we was opening. 257 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,279 And do you know what she said? 258 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,860 No. She said, not another bloody tanning shop. 259 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,120 This town used to make coal. Now all it makes is dirty faces. 260 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:49,990 You ready, babe? 261 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,220 He's going to do it. 262 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,120 A big man's going to do it, Dean. Yes, he is. 263 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:55,730 That's it. 264 00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:56,879 That's it. 265 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:58,460 He hands off the giant winger. 266 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,430 Is he over? 267 00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:01,830 Is he over? 268 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,250 Is he over? 269 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,530 Oh, yes. 270 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,140 He is over the line. 271 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,220 That was Ben and Deb. 272 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,770 Yes. 273 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,210 I haven't said that. 274 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,920 I'm now thinking of two guys. 275 00:14:21,311 --> 00:14:27,619 You know you're going to have to slow her down on the island at some point. 276 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:28,670 I can't afford to. 277 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,130 Yes, you can. 278 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,180 Babe, I'm going to look after you. 279 00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:34,030 Both of you. 280 00:14:34,031 --> 00:14:38,299 Oh, Mum, can I have a lift? No, love, I've got this lot to shift. 281 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,139 Oh, what? 282 00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:40,340 I'll take her if you like. 283 00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:41,740 Will you? On the farley? 284 00:14:41,741 --> 00:14:42,759 Yeah, why not? 285 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,620 Oh, Mum, can I, can I, can I? 286 00:14:44,621 --> 00:14:45,599 Oh, I don't know. 287 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,650 Will it be safe? 288 00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:49,110 It's safer than your bloody driving. Oh, yeah. 289 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,090 Oh, go on, then. 290 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,290 Oh, slump. 291 00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:54,719 See you. 292 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:55,770 See you. 293 00:14:58,560 --> 00:14:59,610 Well, 294 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,240 dear. Oh, Alan Williams. 295 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,760 Now there's a man who vaged. 296 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,980 Auntie Brenda, I heard you were back. 297 00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:10,620 I needed a break, Gal. 298 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:14,060 I couldn't stand it any longer. It's a disgusting place. 299 00:15:14,061 --> 00:15:17,279 Me and Melissa had our honeymoon in Tenerife. 300 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:18,330 Exactly. 301 00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:22,820 Ken and Meg are over the moon to be there, but they'll soon learn. 302 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,600 How's that boy of yours? 303 00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:25,910 Still plump? 304 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:28,020 No. Say hello to Auntie Brenda. 305 00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:29,299 Hello, Auntie Brenda. 306 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:30,620 Oh, hiya, love. 307 00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:35,620 Yeah, you want to get him on a diet sharpish before the self -hating kicks 308 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,050 Good God! 309 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,930 Moira Lamb! I thought he was dead! 310 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:44,180 Alan? 311 00:15:44,450 --> 00:15:45,500 What? 312 00:15:48,390 --> 00:15:50,450 I wonder if I might have a word. 313 00:15:51,670 --> 00:15:54,890 Uh, yeah. Can I get a balance on my account, Theo? 314 00:15:56,730 --> 00:15:57,780 Hiya, Bethan. 315 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,650 Who's that? 316 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:05,020 Bethan. Right. 317 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,760 Let's go get her attention. 318 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,010 Good luck, son. 319 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,800 You make me and your mother... Very proud, dear. Very proud. 320 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,590 Look, you're not coming to the bus stop with me, OK? 321 00:16:25,740 --> 00:16:27,880 Achababa, we'll wave from here, eh? 322 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,150 Jasminder, come and wave your brother good luck. 323 00:16:32,270 --> 00:16:34,370 He's going to be a doctor, for God's sake. 324 00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:37,890 Good luck, Betta. What about his lunch? 325 00:16:38,270 --> 00:16:39,320 He'll starve. 326 00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:40,890 He hasn't got anything to eat. 327 00:16:40,891 --> 00:16:41,829 Yes, he has. 328 00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,030 I've done him a sandwich. 329 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:45,390 Do you really need an egg? 330 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:51,629 I appreciate that. It's simply out of my hand. Do you know how I'd always opt 331 00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:54,250 for human interaction instead of a... Belisha Beacon. 332 00:16:54,251 --> 00:16:56,889 Well, strictly speaking, it's a Pelican crossing. 333 00:16:56,890 --> 00:17:00,189 A Belisha Beacon. I know what a Belisha Beacon is, thank you very much. 334 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:01,250 I'm a lollipop man. 335 00:17:03,819 --> 00:17:05,560 Sorry. When do I finish? 336 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,250 End of the month. 337 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:11,940 Oh, look. 338 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:15,310 Yeah. 339 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,550 Hey! 340 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,190 Yui! 341 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:24,359 You must be Sean, then. 342 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,780 Uh, yeah. I'm Auntie Brenda. 343 00:17:26,781 --> 00:17:30,809 Listen, I'll come straight to the point. I've got no time for flighty 344 00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:35,549 northerners. Flighty northerners in leather coats on mopeds with anchoring 345 00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:36,489 older women. 346 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:40,529 Now, you look after Stella and you and me get on just fine. But you mess around 347 00:17:40,530 --> 00:17:44,329 with Red and I watch a call and you'll feel the wrath of my weft, good boy. Do 348 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:45,380 you understand? 349 00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:47,569 Brenda, you know I love Stella, don't you? 350 00:17:47,570 --> 00:17:50,040 Love isn't worth the paper it's written on, boot. 351 00:17:50,930 --> 00:17:52,630 Phil, nice to meet you. 352 00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:54,590 Yeah, likewise. 353 00:18:10,871 --> 00:18:16,199 I'm just trying to, you know, develop an elegant glide. 354 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,480 More respectful, like. 355 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:18,790 Right. 356 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:22,620 Anyway, Mr Mason, he's ready now. He's set to stay. 357 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,980 Just in time by the look. 358 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,160 Mrs Mason, I am so sorry for your loss. 359 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,220 Shall we go through? 360 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,600 I'll tell you what, Jan. 361 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,560 It's going to be stunning. 362 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,390 No two ways. 363 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,820 The whole town will be browner and fishier. 364 00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:57,630 Like a bolognese. 365 00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,430 Aye. 366 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:02,170 And it's what Dean has always dreamed of, I imagine. 367 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,440 Being her own boss -like. 368 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:06,840 Aye. Like the manly one in Dragonsden. 369 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,880 Only without the shoulder pads. 370 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:13,059 Mind, you would not want to meet her down at Dark Alley on a foggy night, 371 00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,110 you? Oh, I don't know. 372 00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:15,520 She did it for me, that one. 373 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:17,010 Oh. 374 00:19:17,011 --> 00:19:18,309 What's that? 375 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:19,690 Who's Bodie when he's room? 376 00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:21,120 What? 377 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:22,360 Tantastic bodies. 378 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:24,240 Come on, Carl. 379 00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:25,600 Detail, detail. 380 00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:29,629 We've got to keep on top of it. Otherwise we'll be out of business 381 00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:30,680 tanned our first ass. 382 00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:33,310 So, OK. 383 00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:38,949 In your own time, and only when you are ready, my assistant is going to remove 384 00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:44,770 the sheet and let you see Mr Mason lying peacefully, resting in peace. 385 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:46,890 May God bless him and keep him. 386 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:02,560 Yeah, go on then. I'm ready. 387 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,180 Do it now. Do it now. 388 00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:10,740 That's not my husband. 389 00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,640 No, that's definitely not him. 390 00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:55,710 Sorry, mate. 391 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:58,690 Easy. 392 00:20:59,660 --> 00:21:00,710 I've read this one. 393 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:02,270 Terrible ending. 394 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,410 Everyone dies. 395 00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:04,920 Yeah, that's what I heard. 396 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,720 So, are you coming to the union with her? 397 00:21:08,260 --> 00:21:10,020 Um, well... Wrong answer. 398 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,900 Are you coming to the union with her? 399 00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:14,510 Yeah, OK. 400 00:21:14,660 --> 00:21:15,710 Go on. 401 00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,160 A text phone's come in. 402 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:35,860 Yes. Come in. 403 00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:37,390 Come in. 404 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,720 Good God, have you burgled? 405 00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:45,200 Yeah. Having a little sort of, yeah. 406 00:21:45,201 --> 00:21:47,539 Might be something here worth a few quid. 407 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,590 Never know. 408 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,610 Maybe. 409 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,500 I suppose you want to buy something, do you? 410 00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,430 Hat? 411 00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:58,790 Nice. 412 00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:02,750 Something happened. I lost my job. 413 00:22:03,730 --> 00:22:04,780 I'm being replaced. 414 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,000 Oh. 415 00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:09,260 Felicia. 416 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:10,920 Belkin. 417 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:15,430 Oh, my crap. Sometimes, isn't it? 418 00:22:16,410 --> 00:22:17,460 Yeah. 419 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,220 Trouble. 420 00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:23,510 Alan, are you smelling my head? 421 00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:24,980 Yes. 422 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:30,650 That's it. That's it, yeah. 423 00:22:42,890 --> 00:22:44,090 have to keep my eye on you. 424 00:22:44,190 --> 00:22:47,790 Why? You're in danger of becoming a little bit boring. 425 00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:50,120 Come on, the sunny side up. One more. I can't. 426 00:22:50,730 --> 00:22:54,250 Go on, son. One more. After three. One, two, three. 427 00:22:58,350 --> 00:22:59,400 Now, 428 00:23:04,710 --> 00:23:10,649 they hear you could enrol for maths on a Monday and a Thursday, and your English 429 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:11,700 on a Tuesday. 430 00:23:11,930 --> 00:23:15,950 And that leaves you with two free evenings for other subjects. 431 00:23:15,951 --> 00:23:17,029 Oh, my God. 432 00:23:17,030 --> 00:23:19,450 I'm not resitting my GCSEs how many times? 433 00:23:19,451 --> 00:23:23,309 So you're going to just work in a shop the rest of your life, are you? You and 434 00:23:23,310 --> 00:23:23,989 Mum do. 435 00:23:23,990 --> 00:23:27,410 You don't find me complaining and telling you to do resits. Better. 436 00:23:27,650 --> 00:23:29,190 That is hardly the thing. 437 00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:31,330 Dad, I'm never going to be funny. 438 00:23:31,331 --> 00:23:34,809 And for me, life's not about getting letters after your name and a poxy 439 00:23:34,810 --> 00:23:38,610 paycheck. I want to do things with my life. Proper things, things that count. 440 00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:42,539 Hiya. Hey, um... Me and Beth are going to have a game of Jenga later. You want 441 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:42,999 to play? 442 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,059 I can't. I'm going to Mum's to tea. We're all skyping lips tonight. 443 00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:48,840 You give him our regards, eh, Abra? 444 00:23:48,841 --> 00:23:50,579 Will do. 445 00:23:50,580 --> 00:23:51,630 Ciao. Bye. 446 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,800 Proper things like Jenga, you mean. 447 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:56,660 Jenga, Jenga. 448 00:23:57,260 --> 00:23:58,680 Oh, at least I'm not on drugs. 449 00:24:00,220 --> 00:24:01,270 Yeah. 450 00:24:08,571 --> 00:24:15,539 I know you're thinking, Boots, and you can stop it right now, looking at me 451 00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:16,590 that old judgmental. 452 00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:18,780 Mum? In a bit, yeah. 453 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,050 He's sleeping, he is. 454 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,590 I thought if he has a kip now, he'll be awake for a chat with Luke. 455 00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:26,680 Aw, wake him in a bit, is he? 456 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,380 Have a little cut with his nana. 457 00:24:28,580 --> 00:24:29,630 In a bit, yeah. 458 00:24:30,780 --> 00:24:32,880 Do you hear him, Sonny? He texts me. 459 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,979 He says everyone's really nice and friendly and that, but he's got, like, 460 00:24:36,980 --> 00:24:38,030 of work to do. 461 00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:39,520 Well, he would, I suppose. 462 00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:41,030 Yeah. 463 00:24:42,379 --> 00:24:43,720 So, how are you feeling? 464 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,610 Fine. 465 00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:48,199 You've been lucky not having the morning sickness. 466 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,670 I was vomiting every day, I was, do you remember? 467 00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:52,350 Yeah. 468 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,010 I've been thinking. 469 00:24:55,300 --> 00:24:58,730 It's going to save you a load of money, you having Abba's hand me down. 470 00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:00,800 Do you want tea, do you say, or coffee? 471 00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:02,190 I didn't. 472 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,690 Mum. 473 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,260 Every time I mention the baby, you change the subject. 474 00:25:09,261 --> 00:25:12,159 It's like you don't even want to be pregnant. 475 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,039 Yeah, well, don't really, Emma, if you must. No, I think the whole thing's a 476 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:14,959 bloody disaster. 477 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,519 What? I'm 42, I've already bring up three kids, and now I'm a nana as well, 478 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,059 I just don't have the energy for starters. And Sean, Sean won't shut up 479 00:25:22,060 --> 00:25:25,719 it. Like he's the only man in the whole world ever to become a dad. And I just 480 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,100 want the whole thing to stop. 481 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,900 Can't you, Emma? Yeah, I can. 482 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,610 I've had enough then. 483 00:25:31,500 --> 00:25:32,660 It's really crap. 484 00:25:40,590 --> 00:25:42,880 You're only feeling like this because of Rob. 485 00:25:43,230 --> 00:25:45,880 Because there's a tensey chance that it might be Rob. 486 00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:51,049 But you and Sean, you were fine till he'd come along. And now he's gone, you 487 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:52,100 be fine again. 488 00:25:53,110 --> 00:25:55,190 You love Sean. That's all that matters. 489 00:25:59,330 --> 00:26:00,380 Isn't it? 490 00:26:06,750 --> 00:26:08,390 I'm not sure if I do, Prash. 491 00:26:08,391 --> 00:26:10,199 Ma 'am. 492 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,030 Well, if I loved him, why did I have sex with another man? 493 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,580 Hiya. Hiya, monsieur. 494 00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:15,890 Hi. 495 00:26:15,891 --> 00:26:20,619 Knew you'd met Auntie Brenda this morning. Yeah, didn't exactly welcome me 496 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:21,670 open arms. 497 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:25,160 Sounds like a kiss of love. Very hard. 498 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:28,010 Oh, sorry. You put your feet up, I'll get the tea on. 499 00:26:30,660 --> 00:26:31,710 Luke, 500 00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:34,830 coffee. 501 00:26:45,679 --> 00:26:46,729 Letter there for you. 502 00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:50,470 Fancy a run tonight? 503 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,480 10K? Might do you good. Fuck off, I'm a labourer. 504 00:26:53,481 --> 00:26:57,239 I'm burning calories all day, not like you, Mr Deathcliff. Yeah, it would be 505 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,550 embarrassing, wouldn't it, being beaten by your really old man? 506 00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:04,640 From the immigration lot. 507 00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:06,510 They want me to go in. 508 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,510 Oh, they love a bit of ceremony, the Canadians. 509 00:27:09,780 --> 00:27:11,660 Your full visa, Mr Maurice. 510 00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:14,640 I don't want to hand it to you personally. 511 00:27:14,650 --> 00:27:16,570 Oh, my God, was that a Canadian accent? 512 00:27:16,810 --> 00:27:20,120 At least I'm not still talking like a Welshie boy from the valleys. 513 00:27:20,230 --> 00:27:21,970 Oh, my God, was that a Welsh accent? 514 00:27:22,270 --> 00:27:23,320 Shut up. 515 00:27:23,990 --> 00:27:27,710 Were you going to do this, um, scraping malarkey, then? 516 00:27:27,990 --> 00:27:29,040 In the den, I thought. 517 00:27:32,470 --> 00:27:33,610 You going to say hello? 518 00:27:34,270 --> 00:27:36,270 Um... Yeah. 519 00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:37,830 Yeah, I thought I might. 520 00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:40,550 Just to be polite, you know. 521 00:27:41,390 --> 00:27:42,440 Sure. 522 00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:52,390 Right, I'm off. 523 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:57,360 Oh, come on, son. Excuse me, who gave you permission to stand down, please? 524 00:27:57,361 --> 00:28:00,639 I did. I'm leaving before I start seeing things I wish I never saw. 525 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:04,300 Oh, Sonny thought I was leaving everyone, going back to his mama and 526 00:28:04,301 --> 00:28:06,539 Oh, I'm going back to my wife, actually. 527 00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:07,590 Come on, baby. 528 00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:10,110 You're married? 529 00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:11,860 Yeah. See ya. 530 00:28:17,811 --> 00:28:21,959 So how's he going to hear what we're saying? 531 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:23,280 Cos he's a microphone, eh? 532 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:26,210 And the camera can see all the boom. And he tested it out. 533 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,820 That's incredible, mind. 534 00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:29,740 What they can do these days, eh? 535 00:28:29,940 --> 00:28:31,500 What time is it in Canada, like? 536 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,610 Lunchtime. 537 00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:33,840 So we're dying, eh? 538 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,180 So we're ahead of them? 539 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,510 It's like them and our Doctor Who. Time travel and that. 540 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,530 I mean, really, we could tell Luke what's going to happen today, couldn't 541 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,940 Oh, don't spoil it for him. 542 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,320 And, ma 'am, don't shout, OK? 543 00:28:48,321 --> 00:28:50,009 I'll cry when you see Luke. 544 00:28:50,010 --> 00:28:53,050 Oh, ash now, I only got... Five minutes. 545 00:28:54,910 --> 00:28:57,500 So when are you actually going back then, to where? 546 00:28:58,310 --> 00:28:59,610 Might be ending next week. 547 00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:02,170 You don't waste time, do you? 548 00:29:02,930 --> 00:29:03,980 Life's too short. 549 00:29:04,830 --> 00:29:08,050 When you go back, you gonna visit my mother? 550 00:29:10,310 --> 00:29:11,360 What do you think? 551 00:29:11,690 --> 00:29:15,000 I think you're off your tree if you reckon you got a chance with her. 552 00:29:15,610 --> 00:29:16,850 You live in Canada, man. 553 00:29:17,390 --> 00:29:18,470 And Sean's 32. 554 00:29:18,471 --> 00:29:19,929 You did know that, didn't you? 555 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:24,269 Well, yeah. I thought he was something in his 30s. He rides a Harley and he's a 556 00:29:24,270 --> 00:29:25,320 boxer. 557 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:26,670 And she's nuts about him. 558 00:29:27,730 --> 00:29:30,450 Give me one good reason why she'd drop him for you. 559 00:29:33,950 --> 00:29:35,000 Rob. 560 00:29:37,450 --> 00:29:38,500 Because I love her. 561 00:29:39,610 --> 00:29:41,770 Bollocks. And I think she loves me. 562 00:29:42,370 --> 00:29:43,420 More bollocks. 563 00:29:43,470 --> 00:29:46,090 And because the night before I left for Canada... 564 00:29:47,150 --> 00:29:50,910 Me and your mother, we slept together. 565 00:29:54,490 --> 00:29:56,150 Please tell me that's bollocks. 566 00:29:56,510 --> 00:29:58,190 No, it's true. 567 00:30:03,150 --> 00:30:04,290 Can you answer that? 568 00:30:17,580 --> 00:30:19,440 I can hear you, but there's no picture. 569 00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:21,770 Oh, my God, there he is. Hello, my darling boy. 570 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,050 I love you. 571 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,860 Hold on a minute. I can't see you. 572 00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,210 Hang on. 573 00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:29,790 Yeah, and I can see you now, all right? Yeah. 574 00:30:29,791 --> 00:30:32,219 Oh, Ben, you could have dressed for the occasion, like. 575 00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:33,270 Sorry. 576 00:30:33,271 --> 00:30:34,279 All right, Sean? 577 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,179 All right, mate. 578 00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:36,800 Hey, Sean, what's with the baby? 579 00:30:36,801 --> 00:30:39,099 You been up to no good since I've been gone then, or what? 580 00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:42,660 Well, actually... It's your little nephew, it is. Give him a minute, Sean. 581 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,900 Oh, let Sean go look at your lovely face. 582 00:30:49,999 --> 00:30:51,960 Oh, man, he's a boot, isn't he? 583 00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:54,220 If this is you, we all do love. 584 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,380 I don't. I've got a massive bedroom now. 585 00:30:57,540 --> 00:31:00,360 Hey, look, say thanks to your father for the laptop. 586 00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:02,160 It's really generous of him. 587 00:31:02,161 --> 00:31:03,299 Yeah, it was. 588 00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:05,479 You could thank him yourself if you like, Mum. 589 00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:06,560 Oh, no, it's all right. 590 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,740 No need to bother him. 591 00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:10,570 Hey, Rob. 592 00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:13,190 You come with me alone to the folks back home? 593 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,490 It'd be nice for you to say thank you, Ben. 594 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,660 Hello. Hey, Rob. 595 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:23,570 All right? 596 00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:25,380 Rob, thanks for the laptop. 597 00:31:25,381 --> 00:31:26,719 It's awesome. 598 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,770 Oh, it's a pleasure. Glad I could help out. 599 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:34,980 So, what's been occurring, then, in Canada land? 600 00:31:35,420 --> 00:31:36,500 Nothing much, really. 601 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:37,770 You, John? 602 00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:41,620 Well, actually, Rob's got a bit of news, haven't you, Rob? 603 00:31:41,621 --> 00:31:42,999 Have I? 604 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,600 Yeah. Looks like he'll be popping back soon to Ponderberry Lake. 605 00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:47,950 Why? What for? 606 00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:51,310 Um... Well, I bought a local construction firm. 607 00:31:51,311 --> 00:31:55,169 Uh, Ponteberry Construction, you know it, ma 'am. Idris Howell's his place. 608 00:31:55,170 --> 00:31:58,420 packed it in. So I bought it off him. Yeah, but why would you do that? 609 00:31:58,530 --> 00:31:59,670 It's a really good deal. 610 00:31:59,671 --> 00:32:02,069 Couldn't you find something a bit nearer to home? 611 00:32:02,070 --> 00:32:03,330 But Ponteberry is my home. 612 00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:05,030 Salts. No, it's not. 613 00:32:05,751 --> 00:32:08,929 So when are you coming back, then? 614 00:32:08,930 --> 00:32:09,980 Could be next week. 615 00:32:12,990 --> 00:32:14,040 Right. 616 00:32:14,930 --> 00:32:15,980 Well... 617 00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:22,160 Don't say anything now. What? 618 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,330 What news? 619 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:27,210 Well, come on, Stella. How many stupid scans next week? 620 00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:28,470 What scan? 621 00:32:28,471 --> 00:32:31,679 Oh, my God, ma 'am, you're not ill or nothing, are you? No, no, she's not ill, 622 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,730 mate. 623 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:34,470 She's pregnant. 624 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,880 I'm going to have a baby. 625 00:32:38,340 --> 00:32:40,480 Wicked! Can it be a boy one? 626 00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:44,790 Congratulations. 627 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,180 Do you know what, Sean? 628 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:52,140 Sometimes you can be an absolute idiot. 629 00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:09,180 You were just in a kerfuffle because you saw Rob. 630 00:33:09,860 --> 00:33:10,910 No, I'm not. 631 00:33:10,911 --> 00:33:14,679 It's bound to make you a bit odd. You haven't seen him since you shagged him. 632 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,180 couldn't give a toss about Rob. 633 00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:19,220 It's sure I'm pissed off with opening his big mouth. 634 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,650 But why? 635 00:33:20,651 --> 00:33:23,299 They're all going to know this week anyway. 636 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:27,020 That's not the point. It was my news and he knew I wanted to wait. 637 00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:32,280 Adele, what you've got to realise is that men are like small children and 638 00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:33,900 They get a bit overexcited. 639 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:39,039 Your brother's just the same. He's obsessed with being the best funeral 640 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,200 in Wales at the moment. And it is doing my head in. 641 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,230 Yeah, well, everything's doing my head in at the moment. 642 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:47,920 Yeah. That's just your hormones. 643 00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:50,620 You moany old whore. 644 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,080 Oh, Paula, can I tell you something? 645 00:33:57,060 --> 00:33:58,110 What? 646 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:07,100 Last week, I heard Sean, you know, in the bath. 647 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:08,550 Wanking? No. 648 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,820 Singing? No, you know. 649 00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:13,020 Oh, pumping. 650 00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:15,159 Popping. Shut up. 651 00:34:15,770 --> 00:34:19,130 Shut up. You know I can't handle it, even saying the word. 652 00:34:19,469 --> 00:34:24,090 But it's a milestone in a relationship when a fella parps in front of you. 653 00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:26,609 You should take it as a compliment. 654 00:34:27,830 --> 00:34:31,560 You parped in front of him, didn't you? Will you stop saying the word parp? 655 00:34:34,889 --> 00:34:38,610 Still, it strikes me you've got bigger problems than parping to fry. 656 00:34:38,611 --> 00:34:42,289 Like, what are you going to say in six months' time when that baby pops out 657 00:34:42,290 --> 00:34:44,030 vajojo with a shock of ginger hair? 658 00:34:44,190 --> 00:34:46,150 Oh, great. Really helpful. Sorry. 659 00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:48,100 Strawberry blonde. 660 00:34:51,210 --> 00:34:52,260 Yeah? 661 00:34:54,610 --> 00:34:56,770 Well, of course they have to be dead first. 662 00:34:57,710 --> 00:34:59,390 It won't work otherwise, will it? 663 00:35:01,630 --> 00:35:02,680 OK. 664 00:35:03,030 --> 00:35:04,080 Oh, my God. 665 00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,140 Sean's a good bloke, Sal. 666 00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:14,640 He's fucking gorgeous. You won't find another one like him in Pontyperry. 667 00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:19,710 No. 668 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,160 I won't, will I? 669 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,000 Aren't you two meant to be at work? 670 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,440 I'm on afternoons. You sound like Dad. 671 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,240 Emma, where are my trainers? 672 00:35:37,779 --> 00:35:39,579 Oh, where were they? By the back door. 673 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:43,350 You know, I found you in the bathroom last night, didn't you? 674 00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:46,390 Surrounded by all his books, he was. Fast asleep. 675 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,140 Aw. Nah, blah. 676 00:35:48,141 --> 00:35:50,979 Yeah, well, that's because it was the only place to work. 677 00:35:50,980 --> 00:35:53,359 You weren't in any state to work when you got home. 678 00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:55,530 You're pissed for doing that stupid smile. 679 00:35:55,531 --> 00:35:56,319 For what? 680 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,370 It was his birthday. 681 00:35:57,460 --> 00:36:00,050 I wasn't pissed, actually, babe. I only had a couple. 682 00:36:00,051 --> 00:36:03,179 Don't you think I'm going to start making a habit of it or anything? 683 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:04,230 Don't be daft. 684 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,210 Anyway, I've got something to tell you all. 685 00:36:07,211 --> 00:36:10,749 It's going to be all around the town, so I wanted you to hear it for me, like. 686 00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:11,800 It's about my mother. 687 00:36:12,630 --> 00:36:13,680 Have she died? 688 00:36:15,490 --> 00:36:16,540 She's pregnant. 689 00:36:17,490 --> 00:36:18,550 No way. 690 00:36:19,310 --> 00:36:20,360 Shut up. 691 00:36:20,670 --> 00:36:24,569 Yeah. You didn't want to tell no one until the scan, but Sean told Rob and 692 00:36:24,570 --> 00:36:27,880 now and they can poop till last night, so you may as well know it all. 693 00:36:28,530 --> 00:36:31,600 Do you think we should offer two for one on the protein shake? 694 00:36:31,610 --> 00:36:32,870 Just the first week, like. 695 00:36:33,290 --> 00:36:35,400 Ah, no. I've been thinking about that a bit. 696 00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:38,260 How about we turn it on its headlight? 697 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,880 One for the price of two. 698 00:36:39,881 --> 00:36:42,799 That way, they'll think they're getting something really special. 699 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,919 Dad, I've got something to tell you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 700 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,020 Slow down, Slovanovich. It's about Mum. 701 00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:48,400 Oh, my God, I've hit you. 702 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,650 What? No. 703 00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:51,280 She's going to have a baby. 704 00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:52,770 What? 705 00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,850 Hiya, Jack. 706 00:36:57,851 --> 00:36:59,299 Aren't you Brenda? 707 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,039 You'll have heard the news, I expect. 708 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,090 How is Stella? 709 00:37:02,740 --> 00:37:03,940 Expecting again, she is. 710 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,440 Sorry? I know. 711 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,080 Carl will be devastated. 712 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:11,139 Why she couldn't keep her legs crossed like the rest of us, I'll never know. 713 00:37:11,140 --> 00:37:14,340 there we are. These are the times in which we live. As you could. 714 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,760 I'm sorry, I think that's disgusting. 715 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:21,950 Yeah, you said you. 716 00:37:21,951 --> 00:37:25,239 I mean, I'm surprised she would even have insects, if I'm honest. 717 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:27,859 Because let's face it, once you're past 40, you should knock it on the head, 718 00:37:27,860 --> 00:37:28,799 stands to reason. 719 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:29,850 I'm 45. 720 00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:32,460 Oh, don't be childish. 721 00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:43,070 What? 722 00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:44,310 Don't hang up on me. 723 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,650 Stella. 724 00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:51,559 Look, I know you're annoyed with me and you've a right to be, but... I want to 725 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,610 make it up to you. 726 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,410 Because I hate sleeping back at the flat. 727 00:37:56,220 --> 00:37:58,520 So get your glad rags on. I'm not sure, man. 728 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:00,170 No excuses. 729 00:38:01,420 --> 00:38:05,339 I'm going to whine and dine you. Well, dine you anyway, back into being friends 730 00:38:05,340 --> 00:38:05,979 with me. 731 00:38:05,980 --> 00:38:08,960 I booked us a table where we had our first date, so... 732 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,500 I want ten out of ten for romance and see you there at eight o 'clock. 733 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,810 And what about Ben? 734 00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:16,520 Ben's staying at Carl's. 735 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,040 See? No excuses. 736 00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:21,270 OK. 737 00:38:24,740 --> 00:38:25,790 Hey, stop! 738 00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:27,940 I heard you're up to duff. 739 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,370 Well done, kid. 740 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,820 Life from the old cocking girl, yet then. 741 00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:36,860 Come on, Banjo. 742 00:39:18,220 --> 00:39:20,210 Next time you see me, I'll be a Canadian. 743 00:39:20,211 --> 00:39:21,219 Sort of. 744 00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:22,540 Will you talk to her for me? 745 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:23,750 Who? Your mother. 746 00:39:23,751 --> 00:39:26,439 Oh, look, I'm not getting involved in all this. You just have to sort it 747 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,379 yourself. Well, I can't talk to her when Sean is there, can I? 748 00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:33,230 You know, and I need to know if it's my baby. I don't think that's unreasonable. 749 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:34,450 No, of course not. 750 00:39:34,451 --> 00:39:37,239 His appointments are at 12 and I don't want to be late. Oh, yeah. 751 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:38,290 Sorry. See you later. 752 00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:12,190 Sorry. I spilled my drink. 753 00:40:13,190 --> 00:40:14,950 Die, die, Missy and Popo. 754 00:40:15,370 --> 00:40:17,510 Oh, I'm shimmying it now, isn't I? 755 00:40:19,070 --> 00:40:20,750 Just trying to have a little break. 756 00:40:22,290 --> 00:40:24,580 You know you can't keep it from me, don't you? 757 00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,610 Me? You were being very brave. 758 00:40:30,370 --> 00:40:31,690 Die, what are you on about? 759 00:40:32,470 --> 00:40:33,520 Stella's baby. 760 00:40:34,490 --> 00:40:35,890 I know how much it hurts. 761 00:40:36,770 --> 00:40:38,410 Because we never had one like it. 762 00:40:58,190 --> 00:40:59,240 She's very nice. 763 00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:02,140 So are you. 764 00:41:16,850 --> 00:41:18,590 I'm really sorry for upsetting you. 765 00:41:20,050 --> 00:41:21,100 That's okay. 766 00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:23,450 But I'm not sure that they all know. 767 00:41:24,050 --> 00:41:25,100 I'm glad. 768 00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:28,080 Yeah. 769 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,310 Hey, I wonder if they still do the mushrooms. 770 00:41:36,871 --> 00:41:38,439 Come 771 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:45,480 in. 772 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,720 Hiya. Luke Morris? 773 00:41:50,020 --> 00:41:52,160 Yes. Hi. Thanks for coming in. 774 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,450 Do sit down. 775 00:41:58,140 --> 00:42:00,610 I'm afraid there's been a problem with your visa. 776 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:06,240 How'd you mean? You seem to have omitted telling us about your prison record. 777 00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:11,810 Yeah. 778 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,800 We've booked your flight, Mr. Morris. 779 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:16,610 You're going home. 780 00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,290 You're right. 781 00:42:22,700 --> 00:42:23,780 So they're meatballs. 782 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:26,900 No. No, it's not the meatballs. 783 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,800 God, I love you. Why, thank you, kind sir. 784 00:42:31,140 --> 00:42:32,190 No, I really do. 785 00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:33,590 I know. 786 00:42:35,011 --> 00:42:39,899 You know we were talking about names the other day? 787 00:42:39,900 --> 00:42:41,640 Well, you were talking about names. 788 00:42:41,980 --> 00:42:44,450 And I've got to say, I'm not a fan of nothing fancy. 789 00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:47,430 I mean, what's wrong with John or people? No, no, wait. 790 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,900 I'm not talking about baby names. 791 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,620 I'm talking about your name. 792 00:42:53,260 --> 00:42:54,440 I want you to change it. 793 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:57,220 I want you to change it to... 794 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,520 Mrs. McGaskill. 795 00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:02,630 Audrey, don't. 796 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,240 I want you to marry me. 797 00:43:16,580 --> 00:43:19,540 OK, this is not the reaction I was hoping for. 798 00:43:19,820 --> 00:43:20,870 Sean. 799 00:43:33,580 --> 00:43:35,240 before Luke went to Canada. 800 00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:40,100 I slept with Rob. 801 00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:48,990 Can't you leave? 802 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,940 You've broken my fucking heart. 803 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:53,260 If you ask me, it's all for the best. 804 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,659 Young fella like that, he'd have been off like a ferret of a drainpipe when 805 00:43:57,660 --> 00:43:58,710 had that baby. 806 00:43:58,840 --> 00:43:59,890 It's a bad time. 807 00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:07,009 you and me need to talk face to face there's nothing to talk about oh there's 808 00:44:07,010 --> 00:44:10,090 plenty like why we ended up in bed together for one thing 809 00:44:10,140 --> 00:44:14,690 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 58114

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